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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, not your boy.
00:08Just like...
00:08It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:16The record for this event,
00:17currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff in a hallway record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Nice shooting, Rook.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:28Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:40You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:41Don't even stress.
00:42Oh, good one.
00:56I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February,
01:02talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:08Hey, isn't that...
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Good boys.
01:16All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:18My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We're training together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for them.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:27What do you mean?
01:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:33I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
01:37Hey, here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Yep.
01:56Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words.
02:14And he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:18His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
03:08I am very sorry about that.
03:11It's really not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:15What's good?
03:16Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:25Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:28Oh, you mean Blue Moon over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:33Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:48Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Yep.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so...
03:57I think we can get away with it this time.
04:23Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really good.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:26The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I don't know.
04:31Guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:42It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:52A girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you...
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:092-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls...
05:12And...
05:13This is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you, because you're always working.
05:18But at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
05:20What is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24We have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:30You're welcome.
05:32Twice.
05:33He said tip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is selling the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:42Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:44Okay.
05:45I'll listen it.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher.
05:51And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter to Vaughn.
06:05And you?
06:05Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:10Sean, look right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Vaughn's to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott Hunt.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:25He literally is gay.
06:26Jesus Christ.
06:31He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:36I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:45Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:48Uh, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:55You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:03Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:13Um...
07:13Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect
07:18it.
07:19Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:26Nothing at all.
07:29Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:35Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:42Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:44Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
07:57Okay.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
08:05and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:10Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle?
08:15Remote?
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the button.
08:28Okay.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:32It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:35Am I being crazy?
08:36What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:41I'm probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:46Scott Hunter is staying.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Rain.
08:50When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03Are you working?
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Hey.
09:21I didn't know if you, uh...
09:26It's nice to see you.
09:29Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:39This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:41It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:46And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:53Um...
09:54May I drink this here?
09:56I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah.
09:59You totally may.
10:03You totally may.
10:07You...
10:11Hey!
10:12I'm going to try his two arms.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:20No...
10:22I saw him.
10:25I said he's we're down.
10:26I saw him now.
10:27I saw him...
10:27I saw him.
10:29He's gone.
10:29I saw him.
10:30I saw him...
10:30Oh, my God.
10:31I saw him.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:31He's going.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:34you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:37uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:41turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer
10:43i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree killer
10:47what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:52but isn't a serial killer is someone who kills multiple people minimum three
10:56but over a period of time not all at once
11:02how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books
11:07and uh yeah serial killers make me feel not obsessive which which is a relief
11:16well i've read some things about athletes okay before you say anything else yes i agree and
11:22yes there are at least two guys on my team that possibly off the record yes maybe but no not
11:28me
11:29no i swear barely had two concussions
11:33okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all
11:40of that
11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science and science only really matters during the playoffs
11:45oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect
11:50you to
11:50get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving
11:55thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
12:12do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh
12:19if if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you
12:27i'm super happy to do it
12:30you sure
12:33i'm sure
12:38these are better than my company seats
12:40i get it
12:40these are really good seats
12:42well yeah they're his
12:46you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about
12:50well you're with a girl and he's at work oh my god shut up elena
12:55oh wow
12:57that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you
13:00no there's no proof of that
13:02come on boys
13:09wait back for fuck's sake
13:11oh
13:20good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you
13:25i love you
13:25good job i love you
13:32It's better for you, huh?
13:33Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:35All right, it's more fun if you're there.
13:40Hey, thanks.
13:47Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:52Cheap.
13:53True.
13:57Starting to sound like him.
13:59I'm sorry, what?
14:03You fucking heard me, Hollander.
14:05What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:06Well, there's something you really don't expect to see.
14:09Especially after the final whistle.
14:11And especially from Hollander and Hunter.
14:13A fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the app.
14:17Has Shea Hollander ever fought anybody?
14:20He's had some grievances to Eric.
14:22I'm gonna hit the sack.
14:23Yeah, here you go, handsome.
14:25All right, have a good day off.
14:27It's not a day off.
14:28I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:30Yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once.
14:32So I'm just happy for you.
14:34It's all I meant.
14:35You know.
14:37I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
14:40You know?
14:41You didn't get that scholarship anyway.
14:43Please, please.
14:44No jinxing me.
14:45No way.
14:45No way.
14:46Good night.
14:47Night, Dad.
14:48Love you.
14:48Love you back.
14:54Motherfucker.
15:01What's happening to you?
15:03What's your problem?
15:03I can't find my black suit and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:07Okay.
15:07Well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet.
15:09So why are you freaking out?
15:12Okay.
15:12Hey.
15:12Hey.
15:13Are you okay?
15:13Yeah, I'm fine.
15:14I just, I need the money and I can't fuck this job up.
15:17Yes.
15:18And I get it, but you're not going to fuck it up because you're amazing and it's going
15:21to be great.
15:23I love you.
15:24Yeah, you too.
15:25Yes, buddy.
15:30I am so sorry.
15:32Save it.
15:39Motherfucker.
15:41I'm so sorry about that.
15:43I'm really sorry.
15:44Oh, you're a mess.
15:45It's okay.
15:45It's not my only talks.
15:48New York used to have professional waiters.
15:50Now it's all just models.
15:51You can't carry a tray.
15:53It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:55I'm so sorry again.
15:56Oh, bunny.
15:59Babe, I don't know what that was.
16:01I know.
16:02I'm a, I'm a complete fuck up.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:04You're not a complete fuck up.
16:05This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
16:08All right.
16:09Sean.
16:09I don't know what that was.
16:09I'm sorry.
16:09Please don't fire me.
16:11No one is firing you.
16:13Just calm down.
16:14Okay.
16:14And get your shit together.
16:15Okay?
16:16Okay.
16:17I know you need the money, baby.
16:18Okay?
16:20Deep breath.
16:20Inhale.
16:23Exhale.
16:26You think you can handle quiche?
16:28They're dry.
16:44Hey.
16:45Hey.
16:46I am so sorry about earlier.
16:48That, that woman is horrible.
16:49And I'm the one who should apologize.
16:51I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:53No, I'm the idiot.
16:54You're just a normal, hungry person at a fundraiser.
16:56And that woman did seem horrible.
16:59Full disclosure, I hate this food.
17:00Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:05I'm, I'm sorry.
17:06I have to.
17:06Do you like Mexican food?
17:09Yeah.
17:09Of course.
17:10I'm not a serial killer.
17:12Or even a spree killer.
17:14You sure?
17:14Yeah.
17:15Who has the time?
17:16But do you have the time to grab a bite with me?
17:18Like when this, this thing is over?
17:21Tonight.
17:22Yeah.
17:24With you?
17:25Uh, wow.
17:26Um.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Yeah, okay.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Cause there's a, there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and-
17:34Okay.
17:34Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:37Not even a little.
18:00Hi.
18:02Oh.
18:07Hmm.
18:09That's a long line.
18:10Is it worth it?
18:12Um.
18:14Probably not.
18:16Right?
18:17We also don't actually have to do this.
18:20How would you feel about ordering in?
18:37Holy shit.
18:43Oh.
18:44My God.
19:03I mean, I, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
19:13Do you want a full tour now or, uh?
19:16Four.
19:17At the core.
19:20Oh, man.
19:22Nice to meet you.
19:44You're a real owner.
19:45Oh, God.
19:45Oh, God.
19:46Oh, God.
19:46Oh, God.
19:47Oh, God.
19:47Oh, God.
19:51Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're going into me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06So into you.
20:07I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:36Oh, my God.
20:50What are you doing?
20:53I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and, you know.
21:08Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:28Oh, my God.
21:51Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in
21:57your
21:58fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
22:09still want you.
22:21Can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:39So, I should probably go.
22:47What if you didn't go?
22:53No.
22:54No.
22:55No.
22:57Fuck.
22:58Fuck.
22:58Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:00Fuck.
23:05Fuck.
23:06Fuck.
23:06Fuck.
23:08Fuck.
23:10Fuck.
23:10Fuck.
23:10Fuck.
23:10Fuck.
23:10Fuck.
23:12Fuck.
23:12I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:15And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:19Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:23Yeah.
23:23Yeah.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:27I, um, I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like, ever.
23:37Um, yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah.
23:43I, I get that.
23:49And I can't, um,
23:53come out, like,
23:56not, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:22But I, um, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:35So bad.
24:38And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's probably fucked up?
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:47But I really, really like you.
24:52And I want you to stay.
24:55So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is, um, do you say something, though?
25:56I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
26:01And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How much practice?
26:27I don't know, like a few days ago.
26:29Um, yes, I send in the applications.
26:31Very aggressive, man.
26:32Yes, and even to BU.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:39So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in the next shower.
26:42The Barnes got the box to 100 hits.
26:44Fuck yes.
26:45The beauty from the sky.
26:46Nothing that now, I'm just watching the game.
26:48Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh my God.
26:50I got it.
27:00Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked stepfuses.
27:08Then she gets a man and banishes.
27:10What a cliche.
27:11I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:13Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
27:15Please, Kyle.
27:16Oh my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh!
27:19I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:25Oh.
27:34Oh.
27:34Hiya.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, Kevin.
27:43The usual, please.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:56Not like these, they don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:03What's the secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:24Where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You dead?
28:34I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:43What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new show out.
28:46Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:50What?
28:51Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:02I'm not sure.
29:08It's a bit high on guard.
29:11You don't have to do this.
29:13It's not right, it's not right.
29:14That's cool.
29:17Okay.
29:24This would look great in the living room.
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it would...
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:38Um...
29:38Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:49Oh, I think we're...
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:12I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:16I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know, it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:50Oh, my God.
30:52These road trips are just killing me.
30:55I mean, it's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like scary old lady cursed?
31:01I know, I know it's dumb,
31:03but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:06Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies
31:09from some other guy?
31:11Maybe, probably.
31:12Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details,
31:15like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:26Here.
31:30Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb, I know it's dumb,
31:35but I saw them in a bodega
31:36and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:53Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:57Absolutely.
32:13Fuck yes!
32:16That's two times.
32:17If you say it out loud,
32:19it's the curse broken.
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game
32:22since last season.
32:29What?
32:30Say it out loud.
32:32Say what?
32:36Okay, it's not...
32:39It's...
32:40It's...
32:40What?
32:42Okay.
32:43Here's what I know.
32:44Helena...
32:45Shut up.
32:45You're in love with him.
32:46I'm not in love with him.
32:48You are.
32:51Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months.
32:59Oh, baby.
33:01Helena, okay?
33:02You can't tell.
33:04If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:07Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone,
33:09but Kip...
33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
33:12He really wants to...
33:14It's amazing.
33:15He's amazing.
33:16And I've never been happier.
33:20Honestly.
33:24What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't...
33:28I don't know.
33:30What does your dad think?
33:33That I'm...
33:33Fucking some married guy, probably.
33:36I kind of wish you were.
33:37Oh, just don't say that.
33:40Please, just...
33:41Please be happy for me.
33:45I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:50I only care that you're handsome.
33:51You bitch.
33:55Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:57Oh, I know.
33:58And he better be ready for me.
33:59I don't know.
34:05Oh, my God.
34:32hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to
34:39have to
34:39call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:45an appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner
34:51this week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain
34:57in my ass but well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this
35:02time
35:02yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught me to
35:08talk
35:08like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was something in
35:16the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check okay
35:22don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm not
35:28gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you
35:35too dad there i said
35:37it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:44bye
36:37I have to say...
36:38Stop it.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:21She would have just been thrilled.
37:24Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:40I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45Money's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:48Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:50You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Oh.
37:54Sorry.
37:56Yeah.
37:56We both clean up pretty well.
38:03Okay.
38:03If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes.
38:07Of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:19Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:27Took this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:31I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:41Elena knows.
38:43And I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Kind of got that.
38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:51Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really?
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17But how could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:45Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:47He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:55I'm doing my best.
39:57I, I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:00I, I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:09But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:30He deserves sunshine.
40:43And so do you.
40:52It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:03You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:09A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:26And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend, as somebody who buys smoothies
41:32from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I, I wish I could.
41:51I, I, I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
41:59That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:09I mean, in a few years.
42:14I know, I know how it sounds.
42:16But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:19And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:27I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family and that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I, I really, really get that.
42:42But, I, I have a family too.
42:46And I keep lying to them and I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry, that's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
43:04I'm going to go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:10I need to.
43:38Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight
43:45to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches, and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years
44:00old.
44:01Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:15I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things, things weren't always easy.
44:30You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:42And I never looked back.
44:45Because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
44:56Hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:06And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:16It's, uh...
45:19It's everything.
45:39Get up.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:44Look, I got, uh...
45:46Send the mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
45:50Oh, well.
45:53Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh.
46:05Hey.
46:06I'm sorry.
46:08For what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:19There we go.
46:20Oh, there you go.
46:22Wow.
46:22Oh, my, no, wait.
46:24Here's a pretty funny thing, and a bullfucker ride.
46:27Congrats, welcome.
46:28Love you, man.
46:29Oh.
46:31Yeah.
46:32Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:35Yeah.
46:36Yeah.
46:37Yeah.
46:37Yeah.
46:38Yeah.
46:39Yeah.
46:41Yeah.
46:43Yeah.
46:46Yeah.
47:00Hey, good dress, man.
47:02It's a cool middle fucking game.
47:05Yeah, totally.
47:30I was the price of being young.
47:35Tie me up with dark love.
47:39Shiver down my empty spine.
47:42I was the price of being young.
47:47I think her lips are close to mine.
47:53Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:56Painted nails have fallen off.
47:58I think her lips are close to mine.
48:27This guy has stimulation back.
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