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00:07it's a nice quiet day the water the wind the sun no distractions
00:18that's a big look at that that may be a state record
00:26hey willie mine's bigger hey crocodile dundee you ain't got permission to fish here
00:34you're just married because you don't know how to fish they say there's a time in life when you
00:39should just give up on those petty childhood rivalries team bella team john luke fire away
00:50there you go sucker nap time i schedule a vasectomy hey go get your nuts
00:57and that time that ain't now i just want to go fast life goes by in the flash living free
01:07no
01:07looking back i just want to go fast keep growing from the past can't slow me down i want to
01:13go fast
01:14lean back clean right out go fast make the good times last yeah i just want to go
01:38my last order of business for you guys as we think about this time of year
01:42it's a bit of a magical week we're moving into inventory week so i hope you guys are ready
01:50magical inventory week come on guys like let's get excited
01:53i want to remind you how do we count inventory slow is fast and fast is inaccurate are you guys
02:02with me
02:02now what you essentially need to do is count okay can we take this meeting seriously
02:09at the beginning of the week john luke got some nerf guns in for camp since then he has been
02:15terrorizing
02:19me
02:20john luke
02:29john luke we're at work and this needs to stop
02:41so i need every department to do a full inventory of your product
02:48john luke and bella i need you guys to pay attention
02:55bella can be very serious especially in work environment she stands on business which is the
03:00perfect opportunity to get under her skin and just mess things up
03:08john luke does not know who he's messing with here
03:14inventory
03:15it's important it needs to be accurate i need you guys to take it seriously questions
03:30good
03:31hey remember we got uh wet floors so don't slip
03:34yeah i can just mop on the rug like i can do this
03:38that'd be good
03:40you wanna go tell daddy the big news
03:44hey babe what's up um so i have something to tell you yes i schedule you a vasectomy consultation
03:56for tomorrow
03:59i thought we were just like talking about that i didn't think we were like
04:02well we are but i just feel like we're kind of progressinators
04:07and if i don't do it something might happen i don't know
04:10hey when my on the line i'm gonna procrastinate as long as i can
04:13okay so let me just call a quick time out here really fast
04:18apparently you can't use the word balls on tv in a certain context
04:22like i can say footballs but i can't say how dare you try to snip off my
04:29i'm sorry i wasn't supposed to say that
04:33i feel like i don't want some random person messing with my gonads
04:41i honestly i'm kind of freaked out because i don't really know what they do
04:45like do they just like yank on them or do they like cut them off or do y'all know
04:49what they do
04:49i have no idea what they do
04:52i've heard from a lot of my friends their husbands have all done it and it's not a big deal
04:57at all
04:58okay well do any of your friends have a
05:02don't worry it's not a big deal
05:04it's just a consultation it's not like they're waiting there
05:07ready to cut his tube or
05:11i don't know did i cut the
05:13i just feel like our family's pretty complete
05:17and i just don't want to have another accident
05:22you're not an accident
05:23it's the most beautiful accident but you know
05:25okay
05:26well so you gotta go tomorrow
05:28yep
05:28okay
05:29um also don't forget to take out the trash
05:32yep
05:36please be a bass
05:37you couldn't catch a cold
05:40ah
05:41ah
05:43look at that guy
05:44now who's talking huh
05:46i just called his daddy
05:49you think just cause you're older you can fish better that's just not true
05:52all i know is that every time you're out here you're grumpy and i think it's cause you can't catch
05:56fish
05:57i'm only grumpy when i see people poaching on my pond
06:01read my lips
06:03i have permission
06:06no you don't
06:08this is my pond
06:09love your neighbor
06:13especially if he's your brother
06:15it's great living on the family compound we have a great pond on there with fish in it
06:21and i'm open to everybody fishing in it
06:23but you have to be right there close to the compound
06:27chase is just outside like just across the street
06:31and i'm in the compound there's a gate i'm inside it
06:36now technically you're just on the outside
06:40everyone inside the fence is family
06:45yeah but i mean like i don't come in your bedroom right
06:49even though it's inside the fence and so the pond is like my bedroom
06:53you could
06:54you might learn something
06:56oh boy
06:57you're never out here
07:00why start now
07:01if you want some fish all you gotta do is ask me i'll catch you some
07:05i'm out here all the time i'm out here now right
07:08you too busy to fish
07:10let's just settle this in duck court
07:13no i'm not i'm not doing duck court
07:15it ends in duck court
07:18no it's not even gonna start there
07:26this is the plaintiff
07:27willie robertson
07:29he's accusing his brother jace
07:31of trespassing and stealing fish from his pond
07:34he's not going to rest until justice is served
07:38and all 235 fish are returned
07:44this is the defendant jace robertson
07:47he says his brother is just jealous of his awesome fishing skills
07:51and that's why he won't let him fish
07:53and this is duck court
07:57what is that court is in session
07:59everybody settle down
08:00hang on
08:01what are you
08:02i'm judge robertson
08:03i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna judge this case between you and the defense
08:09so i don't need a judge or jury
08:11so all right before we say anything else
08:14i will find you in contempt and i will find you big time money
08:17yeah okay if you do not conduct yourself properly
08:22no you take courts out of society and what do you have
08:26chaos
08:27mischief
08:28this is the law of the land
08:30no it's your own little dumb thing in the duck car room
08:34you're just scared you're gonna lose
08:36okay now before i start i'm gonna do this uh impartial judgment on this
08:44but really you make me sick in my stomach
08:49so okay let's hear your case let's hear what you got prosecutor
08:52you're up
08:53the man is sneaking onto my pond and taking my fish that's it
08:58so your charge is he's fishing on your property
09:00that no i'm not charging that's what he's doing
09:04you don't tell me nothing young man
09:06you forgot you're in court
09:08okay now let's hear from the defense
09:11thank you sir for giving me this opportunity
09:14uh i do respect the court
09:17here's what happened
09:18my brother willie he talked me into
09:21buying the house across the street
09:24let the man state his case
09:26hey you've had your turn
09:28let the man state his case
09:30he knew that i
09:32without interruption
09:33so
09:34when he invited me there
09:36i thought
09:37oh he has this nice
09:38pond
09:39that's gonna make me feel better about living up town
09:43i was led to believe
09:45that this would become a robertson pond
09:49well that's that's obviously the dumbest thing i've ever heard
09:52is that an objection
09:54i'm objecting to all of this
09:56five hundred dollar fine
09:58okay
09:59all right continue with your story
10:00but when i looked at the boundary lines of the pond
10:04he actually does not own the entire pond
10:07he just owns a section
10:10okay that's that's not accurate
10:13i object
10:14i have a witness to validate what i'm saying
10:17sustained
10:19what where is the witness
10:21i have him right outside
10:22bring him in
10:23bring in the witness
10:24i will bring in the witness
10:26bring in the witness
10:26hey here's the witness
10:28witness stand
10:28sir
10:29i'm joining the jury
10:30put your hand on the left hand on the bible
10:31left hand
10:32uh raise your right hand
10:33raise my right hand
10:34okay you don't have to do this
10:35you tell the truth right
10:37you swear to tell the truth
10:39nothing but
10:39all right there you go
10:40all right
10:41the witness has been flown in
10:42can i interview my witness
10:44interview him
10:46yeah i want to ask him
10:47you want to ask a few questions
10:48yes
10:49yeah that's what that is judge judy
10:51yeah
10:51one thousand dollars
10:53you should have got a lawyer
10:55for the record
10:57can you state a relation
10:59to willie robertson
11:01willie's my son-in-law
11:02cory's my daughter
11:03so for the record
11:05you are family
11:08to willie robertson
11:09did you get a law degree
11:11to figure that out
11:13okay
11:14so did you give me permission
11:16to fish
11:17on your pond
11:18i did that
11:20in other words
11:21you own property
11:22and that pond
11:22is on part of your property
11:24okay
11:25i did a aerial survey
11:27yep
11:27and where he fishes one of them
11:29is on my property
11:30and he asked me
11:30if he can have permission
11:32sorry son
11:33but i gave him permission
11:34oh my gosh
11:35i'll rest my case
11:36you'll rest your case
11:37i'll rest my case
11:37okay
11:38sorry you're dismissed
11:39the court thank you
11:41for your testimony
11:42that was easy
11:43okay hey look
11:44after listening to the witness
11:46okay
11:46here's the impartial judgment
11:48i've come up with
11:49y'all are going to have
11:51a competition
11:52what you're going to do
11:53is you're going to choose
11:54a team
11:56and then we're going to have
11:57a two day fish off
11:58most fish caught wins
12:02that'll work
12:02hey and not only that
12:04y'all whoever wins
12:06the judge gets
12:07twenty percent
12:07of the clean fish
12:09oh my gosh
12:10there you go
12:11no deal
12:13court
12:13court is dismissed
12:14this is no deal
12:15i'm out of here
12:16i'll see you at the pond
12:22all right let's go buy some
12:23fishing stuff
12:24okay don't tear anything up
12:27oh goodness
12:27and don't run out
12:29oh boy
12:29now i can win a fishing
12:32competition against jays
12:33any day any time
12:35completely by myself
12:36but we're supposed to have
12:37a team
12:38johnny d what's up buddy
12:40well big money's coming
12:41through the door with
12:42okay what do we need kids
12:45my team is adorable
12:47yeah there's there's open
12:48hooks here
12:49uh hey
12:50nobody touch an open hook
12:52okay
12:53um
12:54they'll only touch it once
12:55believe me
12:55oh that's true
12:58okay
13:03you need these
13:04yeah you need that
13:05for sure
13:05yeah you need that
13:07i'm gonna make money today
13:10have you ever
13:11that's some catfish bait
13:13you smell it
13:17since it's the most fish caught
13:19not just the biggest fish caught
13:21i figure the more poles in the water
13:23the better
13:24okay let's go get some rod and rails
13:27all right so what's something
13:28that's kind of affordable that's
13:30affordable
13:30i don't know
13:31right here i got a $300 one
13:34that's real pretty
13:35yeah i did
13:36ain't nobody here need a $300
13:37for you
13:38he wants one
13:40that's perfect
13:41i want
13:42is it perfect
13:43see
13:44do you want a more expensive one
13:46no that was this
13:47oh
13:48did you find a pink rod too
13:49no that's a purple
13:52oh that's purple
13:53now we need to get some live bait
13:55worm shiners crickets
13:57worm shiners crickets
13:59worm shiners crickets
14:01worm shiners crickets
14:02worm fish
14:02worm fish
14:03worm fish
14:04look crickets are the best thing to catch fish with
14:07i don't want to touch
14:08you don't want to touch here just
14:10there it is
14:11oh my gosh
14:12hey look at him
14:13what
14:14i don't like it
14:16ew
14:16all you need is a hundred crickets
14:19you want a hundred
14:20yeah me too
14:21it's like waffle house in here
14:23how old are the crickets
14:24the crickets are six weeks old
14:26i want the goldfish
14:28the goldfish i do not know how old they are
14:30hey zane this is for you dog
14:32you're gonna love this
14:33if you eat one i'll give you 20% off
14:36wow
14:3620% off
14:38i want one
14:39eat it
14:40eat it
14:40eat it
14:41fish eat it
14:42too slimy
14:43too slimy
14:44too slimy
14:47hey look look
14:49there's shiners
14:52stink
14:53stink
14:56stink
14:56stink
14:57stink
14:57stink
14:57can i have a signer
14:59can i have a signer
14:59can i have a signer
15:00can i have a signer
15:01there we go
15:02take your bell
15:02i'm done
15:03that one's y'alls now for real
15:06stink
15:09stink
15:14all right this is an officially sanctioned duck commander contest the first ever shoot
15:22out at the duck commander corral should we be doing our jobs possibly should we be shooting
15:31these nerf guns and playing with them absolutely yes jeffrey is out of the office for the next few
15:36hours which means bella and i are gonna finish this war right now on this side we have team john
15:44luke
15:44on this side we have team bella when bella and john luke get into it there is no stopping them
15:53like when they were younger
15:54oh it's like back in the day me and my brothers there was blood involved with y'all yeah they
15:59haven't stabbed each other
16:01y'all know the rules i am keeping score don't shoot me you shoot me i shoot you i got
16:09the biggest gun got it this is one of those times i'm very thankful we don't have an h.r
16:14department
16:14on your marks
16:16get set
16:18battle
16:19don't
16:20behind me
16:21oh i got
16:23hit
16:23oh hit
16:24hit right here
16:25god
16:27god
16:27i got you
16:30hit
16:30hit
16:31hit
16:32oh
16:34oh
16:35oh
16:36oh
16:36oh
16:36whoa
16:40hey hey hey hey
16:42stop
16:43stop it
16:45oh
16:46sorry
16:47what is happening
16:49in my years as a mean boss and some people may say tyrant i learned the key to business is
16:55simple
16:55take decisive action when your subjects get out of hand
16:59i will remind you guys that when willie and corey are not here guess what i'm corey and willie
17:06and you must demand the respect you deserve
17:09would you shoot corey
17:10no
17:11not a chance
17:12well when you see me imagine corey
17:18hey this isn't funny
17:20i'll remind you guys again one more time any such behavior during business hours will result in disciplinary actions
17:28are we clear
17:29we're dismissed
17:30let's get back to work
17:36what brings you by the office pal
17:39nuts
17:40huh
17:41nuts
17:44my wife gave me an ultimatum
17:46basically about a vasectomy
17:50oh
17:54bad idea
17:55i just heard a doctor
17:58boshed a vasectomy
17:59and then he got sacked
18:01there are a few things that are sacred
18:05a man's testicles
18:08are some of those things
18:09my wife gave me the phone number to the vasectomy store for valentine's day five years ago
18:15second best gift i ever got
18:17you know that
18:17hey you got a crazy wife son
18:20a valentine's gift
18:21hey go get your nuts snipped
18:23you know where the vasectomy
18:26originated in ancient greece
18:28the great philosopher euclipides
18:30euclipides
18:33euclipides
18:35euclipides
18:36euclipides
18:37now just the tippides got them in this position
18:39yeah
18:41just gotta do it
18:42it's fun
18:43ten out of ten
18:44recommend
18:45given the opportunity i would do it next weekend
18:47well wait a minute
18:49why are you against it
18:51i'm against somebody
18:52cutting my scrotal
18:53period
18:54like after it's done like
18:56what do i have to do like
18:57like what do you do
18:58don't do that with your hands
19:00nothing
19:00yeah that's weird
19:00i did it
19:01it has no effect on your sex life
19:03si when's the last time you had sex
19:05look
19:07this racehorse is still in the game
19:11give me something big dog
19:12y'all i might not have won the kentucky derby but i'll finish
19:16oh
19:19see that red light there
19:22mine is always on green
19:24hey look i'm still a sexual dynamo
19:28okay
19:29everything good
19:31as a matter of fact i'll buy christine the uh
19:33negligee here boys
19:35y'all done got me fired up a little bit
19:36booyah
19:48booyah
19:49well well well
19:51well the visual of this is uh
19:52misfits
19:53not intimidating
19:54yeah
19:55i didn't think i'd be facing my nieces and nephews
19:58well i figured volume was the key here
20:00so the more poles i got in the water
20:03better chances we got
20:04i get it
20:05and i see you got a couple of
20:07judas iscariots here with you so
20:11nothing better than to beat your old man at something
20:15right honey
20:16just to make this fair
20:19i'm gonna take your son-in-laws on my team
20:22the two most yuppie people that i know
20:25you better bring some creatine shakes and uh vintage blue jeans
20:30i have no idea what that is
20:32you realize if you lose your status at dot slash buck commander is over
20:37i feel like this is a lose-lose situation
20:40no no
20:40well i mean we're supposed to win
20:42but it doesn't really matter
20:43yeah it does matter
20:45but then if we don't win then it kind of does matter
20:47we're gonna throttle them
20:50hey don't be messing with my team members
20:52i'm gonna fish, beat you, and have some quality time with my grandchildren
20:56at the same time
20:58you've lost three of them
20:59nah they're good
21:01you'll be babysitting and fishing
21:02yeah well you'll be babysitting your face
21:05yep
21:06here's the deal
21:07no fish in somebody's spot if you lay claim
21:09there's an invisible 12 yard area around any cork or line in the water
21:14that's standard
21:15a brown must be the size of your hand or larger before it counts
21:20not their hand, your hand
21:22fine, we'll take that
21:24alright i think we've established the rules
21:27maybe the best team win
21:29so let's go catch some fish guys
21:31yeah
21:39you're okay
21:40just a consultation
21:43so at the duck haul room
21:44it's like half of them made me feel like my manhood is just being taken away from me
21:49isn't that gonna change you john reeve
21:51i think it's more mentally than physical
21:55well it's kind of a little physical though too
21:58what do we know about the vasectomy or what do you know about it
22:01uh not that much
22:03i know i'm scared of it
22:05okay so what happens
22:07you have your testicles
22:09and then you have these tubes that come down that transport the sperm
22:14they go in there and they clip them
22:17how?
22:17oh
22:19with scissors
22:21my biggest fear about this procedure is
22:25giant
22:26are they really gonna get that big?
22:29i feel like i'll get like elephant tight as
22:30what?
22:32elephant what?
22:33he's talking about just large
22:35large
22:36large they don't get that big i promise
22:38no
22:39no
22:41i don't know how big yours are right now
22:46and we're not gonna look so
22:49but they can be large
22:51just because you've had digging and snipping and pulling and tugging and everything you could possibly imagine
22:58okay
22:58yeah
22:58so whenever this is uh done how long would it be to you know
23:06like
23:07sex?
23:08yeah
23:08like
23:09like uh
23:11that would be a good question actually
23:15seven generally seven days to fourteen days
23:18probably the best thing i've heard some increase in sex drives
23:22cause then you don't have to worry about getting pregnant
23:27so this sounds like kind of a bad deal for you
23:30well it could be
23:36oh oh oh oh
23:37oh
23:39hey
23:40we got one
23:42can we put it in a tank of water
23:45now that was small but
23:46we got one on the board okay
23:51okay okay
23:53hey willy
23:54what?
23:55if you're gonna catch them you need to catch them that side
23:58oh man
23:59quality
24:00forget that quality stuff
24:02we're going for sheer volume
24:05this competition is just a numbers game
24:07and i'll put my money on me and five grandkids
24:11over jace and two backstabbing son-in-laws any day
24:15oh oh oh real real real real
24:17oh my god
24:18oh my god
24:19oh
24:20oh yeah
24:21yeah
24:23there you go sucker
24:24that's what i'm talking about
24:26that's what i'm talking about
24:27hey jace
24:29what?
24:30shimmy caught a fish
24:31uh oh it's picking up it's picking up
24:33honey honey you got one honey you got one
24:35keep going
24:39okay
24:41hey
24:42this is a fish
24:43yeah
24:44yeah
24:46stop
24:47it might be that long
24:49and they're screaming and hollering
24:51it's supposed to sound like you've been there before
24:53daddy i saw a fish
24:55oh wait
24:55hey i'm proud of you but i'm still gonna beat you
25:01at this stage i just need y'all to catch something
25:03to show me it's possible
25:05yeah
25:08y'all getting strapped by a bunch of kids
25:11family time's awesome but
25:13winning is winning
25:16well the bass is on the board
25:18it looks small but he's more quality
25:21real reals ain't real real real real real real
25:24oh he's off
25:26oh he missed another one
25:28you need to act like there's a cheeseburger on the other end of it
25:31and that won't happen
25:32ah whatever
25:34fast boys
25:36Willie
25:37got one
25:39biggins
25:40we're rolling
25:41here we go
25:46Willie
25:47what happened to your team
25:49i love birds
25:50i love birds
25:52cause they're so slimy
25:55team is doing good
25:58now time
26:01oh no
26:04alright time
26:05the only thing i really didn't realize was that
26:09it was gonna be really embarrassing
26:11for you in front of your grandkids
26:14sometimes it is what it is
26:16you're embarrassing so
26:19there you go son
26:20look at them hogs
26:22all bluegill
26:23so you got four
26:24right on the line
26:25five and a half
26:27hey
26:27what y'all got
26:32we got quality and quantity
26:35okay
26:36yeah we're a little behind right now
26:38i'm actually shocked y'all caught anything
26:41hey son
26:42team look here's the deal
26:43we weren't quite as mobile today
26:45but uh i think we'll uh make some adjustments
26:47okay day one
26:50humility day
26:59this goes back to our childhood you know
27:02he just couldn't stand that i would always win
27:05he doesn't even realize i'm fishing his pond
27:10you idiot
27:11that's what i'm saying
27:12well well well
27:14are your ears burning
27:15i was getting into our little fishing competition
27:18all right it's day one
27:20i'm down eight fish to five fish
27:22not a big deal
27:23easy to come back from
27:25plus i'm fishing with toddlers so
27:26tomorrow's really where this whole competition begins
27:30i ain't worried at all
27:32beating my
27:33them two son-in-laws
27:34and you
27:34i like my chances better with the grandkids
27:37well that's so shocking
27:41i'm trying to whip them into shape
27:43because you're not doing a very good job
27:45hey
27:45what are you bringing
27:46at some point you know
27:47you gotta mold them into men
27:49that are productive
27:50so which grandkids you got
27:52i mean obviously zane
27:53he's the oldest right
27:54yeah i got juju and gg
27:56i got smock boy
27:58doo doo doo doo
27:58and um
27:59jabba
28:00but
28:01honey badger
28:02do they have names
28:03ah the honey badger
28:04of course
28:05he's thinking that more lines
28:07means something
28:08but i'm gonna win
28:10in spite of me having
28:11two big weights
28:13just pulling me down
28:15i'll see you
28:16you better get ready
28:17hey look
28:18i'm ashamed of you
28:19you need to let your brother
28:22fish in your pond
28:23dummy
28:23i'm fishing time
28:25you're the only guy that can fish there
28:26well hey you
28:27hey that's kin
28:28that's blood kin son
28:29i know well you're kin that counts
28:30and plus you never catch a fish so
28:32yes i get a plus one
28:34your fault full of it
28:36that you can't see
28:42cleaning out more baby clothes
28:44putting up all the stuff
28:46i need to decide like what i'm gonna donate or keep
28:49but i don't even know what you know
28:52if we're not having any more kids
28:54i don't really need to keep
28:56too many
28:58my life didn't begin
29:00until i had kids
29:02you know
29:03i feel like whenever i first had my first child
29:06you know um
29:08that's like what i was meant to do
29:10it's crazy cause
29:11some of these clothes
29:13all three of my kids have worn
29:15and so
29:16like this little sushi onesie
29:19and the little crawfish one too
29:21i mean this is like the definition of our family
29:26having holland you know um
29:28she's like the fire of the family
29:29so it's cool watching her grow
29:32aww
29:33this jacket
29:34was john reese
29:36when he was a boy
29:37and zang wore it
29:39and
29:41i guess xander will wear it
29:43in a few years
29:44just looking at xander
29:46it's hard to think
29:46for not to have another child
29:48you know cause we had that
29:49child not meaning to
29:51and he really is just like
29:53a breath of fresh air
29:54you know they all are
29:55to think that
29:56you know i'm not gonna really
29:58hold another tiny baby
30:01um
30:02it's kinda
30:03it's just really sad
30:05i wanna make rebecca happy
30:07you know and if that's what we have to do
30:09we have to do
30:09now i've scheduled a procedure
30:12i think
30:13it's the right decision
30:15and if he's
30:16wanting to do it
30:17then
30:19i guess we'll do it
30:23welcome to dartmageddon
30:26all right team captains
30:28meet me in the middle
30:28come on john luke
30:31jeffrey color game earlier
30:32said no more shooting
30:33during business hours
30:35all right
30:36but guess what
30:37it's after hours
30:39team bella
30:40team john luke
30:42we're gonna shake hands
30:43and may the best team win
30:45i didn't start this game
30:47i didn't even want to do it
30:48but i'm here to finish it
30:50may the best team win
30:52may the best team win
30:52which is us
30:54we got this
30:56first to capture the other team's flag
30:59wins
31:05dartmageddon begins
31:06in three
31:08two
31:09one
31:10fire away
31:12go hit
31:13hit right here
31:14how am i getting hit
31:15i'm the referee
31:16stop it
31:21can't have a shot
31:29hit
31:30hit here
31:31hit here
31:32hey
31:34what's going on here
31:36oh yeah you didn't think i'd catch you
31:38you didn't think i'd find out
31:39i had one rule for you guys
31:42no no four during business hours
31:43and guess what
31:45you listened
31:47let's go
31:53you're out you're out you're out
31:55let's all sides out
31:57you're out
31:59jared you're gone
32:00douglas you're out
32:01y'all are all sides
32:04wow he annihilated all of y'all
32:08team john luke
32:10looks like i got all the flags today folks
32:12call that game over
32:14hey jeffrey
32:17looks like we win
32:21the winner
32:23i really don't know how jeffrey showed up
32:29what time is this happening
32:31sorry john luke
32:33let's do it
32:34y'all clean this whole warehouse up
32:36we gotta work tomorrow
32:39the winner
32:41of dartmageddon
32:42team bella
32:45we did it
32:46we did it
32:57who do we have here
33:00it's a little dumber
33:02it's a little dumber
33:04it's a little dumber
33:04he must have been talking to y'all
33:06good trash talking son
33:08good trash talking
33:09here's the problem when you're losing
33:11you can't trash talk
33:13right now we're the chicken
33:15and you're the chicken feed
33:20all right day two of the competition
33:22we're a little bit behind but mostly it's because you guys can move around the pond
33:27it's a little bit tougher for us but hey
33:29look let's just weed out the kids and go mano y mano
33:34me and you
33:36you're ditching us
33:37well look at the end of the day you're kids
33:40the wily veterans
33:41have made this personal
33:44yeah that's perfect let's get rid of the kids
33:47so it's me on you
33:49let's go to boat rules
33:51all right do we want to go motorized or we want to go
33:54no no no let's go manual
33:57BYOP
33:57there you go
33:59let's bring your own paddle
34:00all right that's the deal boat rules we'll finish out day two with that
34:04we got a deal?
34:05deal deal deal
34:06boat rules are simple
34:07I mean now we're not limited to the bank so
34:10it's still most fish caught wins the thing
34:13except you need a much larger boat
34:25oh there's a thin line between kayaking and being a beach to wets
34:30my first thought was
34:32willie looks like a grizzly bear trying to take a dump on a balance beam
34:38hey jay
34:39what?
34:40that's funny once you potty train then you can dish out the insults
34:47oh that ought to work right there
34:49come on
34:52let's just see here just a giant pink worm
34:55looks delicious
34:58oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
35:02almost
35:03oh he bit again
35:04oh he bit again you little sucker
35:07I actually feel sorry for that kayak he's in
35:11cause I'm telling you right now he's putting that to the test
35:17oh here we go
35:18here we go
35:21willie
35:22you're losing
35:24I got one too sucker
35:27raw
35:27look at the size of this thing
35:30willie I got a bluegill that's fatter than you and that's hard to do
35:35oh shit
35:36what happened willie?
35:42whoo
35:44whoo
35:45he's got another one
35:48oh wait a minute
35:49wait a minute
35:51come to daddy
35:52hey hold
35:53hold
35:55man he's catching all the fish over here
35:58give him out for me
36:00hey
36:02hey
36:03what are we looking for?
36:04he's on the hot hole
36:05little
36:06little heater here
36:07okay when it comes to boat rules
36:09there's certain like spacing restrictions
36:12back off
36:13I'm not even close to you
36:15I think it's like 12 foot
36:18from your nearest competitor
36:20hey are you coming over here cause I'm catching all the fish
36:23but
36:23there are exceptions
36:25if you own the pond
36:27let me help you
36:29who wants a direction
36:30hey hey hey hey hey hey
36:33let me help you
36:33let me help you sir
36:35hey hey hey
36:37hey what's that?
36:38oh you wanna jump?
36:40oh
36:41that was one of
36:42that was one I was looking for
36:45oh you're in my wake big boy
36:48excuse me while I paddle through
36:54you
36:55prepare to be morty
36:56prepare to be morty
36:57prepare to be morty
36:58oh
37:00okay
37:02help
37:04help
37:06okay
37:08okay
37:10hey let me help you
37:12you're welcome
37:14now you're in your own pond without your own paddle
37:18see ya sucker
37:19I'm gonna get back to fishing
37:20let me see what I got here
37:23whoa
37:27hey
37:28those were my fish
37:30fish snag
37:31you thief
37:33as far as sibling rivalries go
37:36mine and Jace's is pretty much unrivaled
37:40that was way more violent than it looked
37:42I'm gonna need to fill out an insurance report
37:45this is my pond
37:47wow
37:50are you nervous?
37:52yep
37:53I'm itchy is what I am
37:54why are you itchy?
37:56I had to shave
37:57your crotch?
37:58I had to shave everything
37:59oh
38:01cause like they're gonna be up in there
38:05well I was going through the clothes
38:07you know all the little kids clothes
38:09but remember your little leather jacket that you saved
38:12the thing was wearing
38:16that was you know
38:18that's hard
38:19oh yeah totally
38:21I woke up like
38:23four times last night just like
38:26literally
38:27couldn't sleep because of this
38:29this is such a big
38:32life-changing decision
38:35maybe we need to take more time
38:37to decide
38:39and I think
38:40I might have a few more years in me
38:42thank God
38:43cause I was waiting for you to say that
38:46yes I'm like instant relief over me
38:48because I do not want to do this
38:50well why didn't you tell me?
38:52because I'm just making you happy
38:54like
38:55well that's really thoughtful
38:57but I don't want to do it either
38:58are you serious?
39:01maybe to commemorate this we need to go get some boudin balls
39:05or some meatballs
39:08spaghetti and meatballs
39:09some cheese balls
39:12now we're going to eat instead of getting you a nip
39:38at the end of the day we should form a partnership
39:43you know I caught all the fish
39:44and now I got Willie
39:46to cook them
39:47it's a loser cooked
39:48no no no
39:50I won this fishing contest
39:52I ended up with a stringer full of fish
39:55the rules didn't say how you get them
39:57and I got them
39:58well how'd you get them?
39:59the old fashioned way
40:02you knock me out of my boat
40:04I knock you out of the contest
40:06oh you got him out of the boat
40:08oh yeah
40:09even though he looks
40:16I'm feeling kind of generous
40:18let's just call this whole thing a draw
40:20you can come over and fish my pond occasionally
40:23just don't get too greedy
40:25or I'm taking you back to duck court
40:27deal, deal
40:29so I won
40:31see
40:32I'm out of here
40:33the court agrees with that ruling
40:41alright I'm going to give thanks to the almighty
40:43let's pray
40:44Father we love you
40:45we're so grateful for all the gifts you give us
40:48the fish of the sea and the ponds and the birds of the air
40:52we're thankful that you've created us to be a family
40:55in Jesus name we pray
40:57amen
40:58alright
40:59let's get back on that shit
41:00get on them
41:01get on them pond fish boys
41:05I made you a plate
41:06you know I didn't go through it
41:07you didn't go through it?
41:09no
41:09don't give me that back
41:10what are you talking about?
41:12I only brought it because I thought you was recovering from surgery man
41:17oh as Phil would say everybody happy happy happy now
41:21indeed
41:24in a world that's always changing there's comfort in the never ending joys of sibling rivalry
41:29they didn't say you know why?
41:31because we're cooking with peanut oil
41:34coming from the same parents makes you bonded for life
41:38no matter how much you battle it out
41:40in the spirit of Phil I like to just eat fish standing up
41:44and sometimes we even set aside the rivalry for a little sibling revelry
41:50now next time we can fry the fish at my house
41:53good you can cook
41:55yep
41:55now that our pond is producing like this
41:58our pond
41:59but that never lasts too long
42:02hey look all the people are welcome to fishing in our pond
42:05Si this ain't your pond
42:07I oughta sock you
42:10hey you can try it fat boy
42:12you better be quick though
42:14I'm with him
42:16cause hey I can't last but about two swings
42:19so my first two are going to be hard and heavy
42:23you don't play with old men they don't play
42:25homie don't play there
42:27you
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