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00:00From wizards named Urza to Kudo the Urza, nerds are passionate about a lot of things,
00:04but there's one thing they love above all else, and that is correcting people.
00:08This is I'm Actually.
00:21Joining us today is Allie Beardsley.
00:23Hello.
00:24Brian Kibler.
00:25Hello, hello.
00:25And Olivia Gobert-Hicks.
00:27Hey, friend.
00:27And joining us, as always, in the Fact Checker Room, we have Brian David Gilbert.
00:30Hey.
00:31How's that jumpsuit treating you?
00:32Just like red on the color pie, I feel impulsive and emotional today.
00:37I don't know what on the color pie I would actually be as the fact checker.
00:41And, well, it would probably be white, wouldn't it?
00:44That sucks for, like, law and, like...
00:46Blue white.
00:47Blue white.
00:48Is white on the color pie?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Basically, you're Azorius.
00:52You're a cop.
00:52Yeah, you are.
00:52Okay.
00:53Yeah, and I hate to hear that.
00:55Yeah, yeah.
00:55I hate to hear that.
00:56We're going to keep him red.
00:57We're going to keep looking at you.
00:58For today, I'm red.
00:59It's fine.
00:59All right.
01:00So, you know, we all are known to love a trading card game or two.
01:05But y'all have a show together.
01:07It takes place at home.
01:09Commander at Home.
01:10Yeah.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Quite literally, our dining room is taking over.
01:13Yeah.
01:13And everyone here has been a guest on our show.
01:16Yeah.
01:16If any of the crew wants to come on, you know, we'll just make that offer.
01:19Standing offer, you know.
01:20I don't want to keep people on the stage.
01:23All right.
01:23Well, look, Ali, you've been on the show before.
01:26This is your first time on the show.
01:27I have here a stack of statements.
01:30These are incorrect statements about properties that you know and love and it is up to you
01:33to figure out what is wrong with them.
01:34Buzz in and correct me.
01:36You must start all your corrections off with, I'm actually, or I can't give you the point.
01:39As a matter of fact, someone else can buzz in, say I'm actually, and steal that correction
01:42from you.
01:43You're free to interrupt me at any time.
01:45And that's about it.
01:46I'm ready.
01:47Let's do it.
01:47All right.
01:48Then let's start with our first statement.
01:51In Magic the Gathering, there are currently 10 cards with the text.
01:55A deck can have any number of cards named blank.
01:57But there are also two cards that limit it with the text.
02:01A deck can have up to seven cards named blank, seven dwarves, and Nazgul.
02:06Ryan.
02:08Actually, a deck can have up to nine Nazgul.
02:11Oh, that is correct.
02:14A deck can have up to nine Nazgul.
02:17The ring rates, nine of them.
02:19Yeah, yeah.
02:19Because Sauron crafted nine rings for mortal men doomed to die.
02:24Ooh.
02:25So that is a point for Brian.
02:27Starting us off great.
02:29So let's move on to our next statement.
02:33Some of the most iconic magic artifacts are the Moxin.
02:36There are five classic Moxin.
02:38Pearl, Sapphire, Jet, Ruby, and Emerald.
02:41Those were later joined by Chrome Mox, Crystal Mox, Mox Amber, Mox Opal, Mox Lotus, Mox Jasper, Mox Poison, Mox
02:48Tantalite, and even Jack and the Mox.
02:51Um, actually, I believe even though Jack and the Mox is a Mox, it was in an unset.
02:56So it's not legal.
02:57I don't know if that would take it out of that.
02:59It still counts as printed.
03:00It still counts as printed for this one.
03:02So you are correct.
03:03It isn't an unset.
03:04Olivia.
03:05Um, actually, Crystal Mox isn't a card?
03:08That is correct.
03:09That was, that was what I thought, but then I saw Jack and the Mox at the end and I
03:13was like, that sounds much less real.
03:16So you're really blowing my mind.
03:18Jack and the Mox is sick.
03:19I actually just got a copy of it.
03:21They're so cheap.
03:22What is that from?
03:22You roll a dice and then what you roll, it gives you that mana.
03:26So you might not even need it in your...
03:27If it's a dice roll, it's probably the most recent.
03:30It's unsanctioned, I think.
03:32I'll double check if there might be other printings, but I think...
03:35You were like, wait, what?
03:37I just, I, I, as a, well, still kind of, but former jeweler, I know all the rocks.
03:42I was like, that's not, no, it's not that one.
03:44I will say between this and the previous one, like this has kind of had to change just in the
03:49past few sets.
03:50Like, you know, to date when we're filming this, this was right after Final Fantasy, which introduced a new, any
03:56card with Cid.
03:57Oh, sure.
03:57Or any number of cards.
03:59So I'm bringing this up also just to cover our ass because in, by the time this comes out and
04:0418 more sets have come out, this is currently correct.
04:07All right.
04:08So that is correct, Olivia.
04:10Actually, Crystal Mox has never been a magic card.
04:13Max Lotus and Max Poison were printed in Unhinged and Mystery Booster 1, respectively.
04:17And Max Lotus taps for Infinity Banna.
04:20Jack and the Mox was printed in Unsanctioned.
04:23Dan Frazier, the artist for the other Moxion, was commissioned to do art for Crystal Mox, card one, but it
04:29never came out.
04:30And the art was put on Enlightened Tutor instead.
04:33What was Crystal Mox going to be?
04:35I think it was a Mox attack for Colorless.
04:37Wow.
04:37That was, that was one of the reasons, too.
04:39I looked at that, I'm like, I remember that being somewhere in my brain.
04:42Yeah.
04:42Like the data banks there.
04:43Oh, yeah, that's, that's the thing when I'm actually, sometimes you can know too much because you're like,
04:47I have that.
04:48Yeah, totally, totally.
04:48That's usually my problem.
04:49Yeah.
04:51Also, it is wild that Dan Frazier did all of the Moxion, like art, like thinking about that,
04:56Justin purely like a, who has made the art for the most expensive cards?
05:00No, totally.
05:01Whose artist proofs are worth like a million dollars.
05:05Just absurd.
05:06That's so cool.
05:06Again, all great art.
05:07Good job, Dan.
05:07All right.
05:08That is a point for Olivia as we move into our next statement.
05:12Urza's Legacy, released in February 1999, was the first time Magic featured foil cards.
05:18This type of foiling and magic would last all the way till Scourge.
05:21Pokemon beat Magic to foiling, having foil cards in their first set, which released in
05:26Japan on October 20th, 1996.
05:28Um, actually, that's not when the first Pokemon set released.
05:33That is when the first Pokemon set released.
05:36I know much less about that than I do Magic.
05:38Um, actually, Urza's Legacy was not the first time Magic featured foil cards.
05:44I'm going to give you the point for that because Lightning Dragon was the first widely
05:49available foil premium card as it was given away at the Urza's Saga pre-release in 1998.
05:55Urza's Legacy was the first set to feature foil cards in the booster pack.
05:58So yes, there was no, like, set that came before it.
06:02It was this promo, but Pokemon still beat it to the punch coming out in 1996 with theirs.
06:08Wow!
06:09So that is a point for Allie, bringing us to one point for everyone as we move in to our
06:14next statement.
06:15This fan submitted statement comes from Nick Schmucker.
06:19One of the more complicated aspects of Magic the Gathering's rule set is the stack, the system
06:24that processes continuous effects.
06:26They are handled in order based on what they do in seven different categories.
06:30In order, they are copy, control, text, type, color, ability, and power toughness.
06:36Oh, actually, that's not called the stack.
06:39The stack is something else.
06:40Yeah, yes.
06:42Do you know the name for what is being described right now?
06:48Just as dumb.
06:50All right, then we'll open it up and they can take a guess.
06:52And if not, then the point goes to Brian, Olivia.
06:55Um, actually, there's state-based effects?
06:57No.
06:58No.
06:59That is incorrect.
06:59I'm just sitting here looking at Paul and set this message check.
07:01I know that much.
07:02That was, yeah, that was where I was going to go.
07:03And I'm like, all right.
07:04That can't be right.
07:05I have no idea.
07:05Okay, this was.
07:07They're not layers.
07:07So the.
07:08That is what it is.
07:09It is layers.
07:09It's layers.
07:10Well, the guess too late.
07:12And that point goes to Brian.
07:13I'm actually layers.
07:14Great.
07:14It was the continuous part that got me to say, this is just a static track.
07:18Even in the, like, deepness I've gotten into, like, doing standard and, you know, limited
07:24games and even going to Grand Prix's once upon a time, I was never messing with layer
07:30stuff.
07:31It was commander that brings you, like, face first into all these.
07:35That's one of the funniest things is that commander is, like, the most popular, you
07:39know, form of magic and also the way in which most people get introduced to magic these
07:42days.
07:42It's also just the hardest.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Because there's so much shit going on.
07:46There's so much.
07:47There's four different people's stuff.
07:49Yeah.
07:49And they're all unique cards.
07:51Commander is.
07:52They create the most, the weirdest game state.
07:53Commander is a skill check for the CR.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Yeah.
07:56That's true.
07:57I truly think, like, when I first got into it, like, someone was like, oh, all you need
08:01to know for commander is, how does your deck work?
08:04And I was like, what?
08:06Okay.
08:06And so I did.
08:07I was like, I know how everything in my commander deck works.
08:09And then as soon as someone plays a different card that, like, interacts with it, I'm like,
08:12well, shit.
08:13I get it.
08:14Yeah.
08:14Okay.
08:15That's the thing, too, because, like, most people will tell you how their deck works,
08:19but people forget how tabletop games work.
08:22Because the moment they're like, it does this, I'm like, let me look that up.
08:25Yeah, no.
08:25Oh, my God.
08:26Let me look that up.
08:27A huge part of commander is, like, Googling rules.
08:29I will say it also opens up my favorite thing that happens in commander is when I play a
08:33card and I think it only affects one little thing, but it affects every single person.
08:37And I'm like, I'm sorry, I would have not put this card in.
08:40This is super nasty what I just did.
08:42That's the thing that I love about commander is that it's, like, not mean.
08:46Yeah.
08:47And, like, when you're playing, like, competitively, like, one-on-one, it's like, no one's like,
08:51oh, my God, that was so mean.
08:52Like, no one cares.
08:54So that's a funny dynamic.
08:55Whenever we get into magic discourse and people are like, everyone doesn't get mad when you
08:59want to win at commander, everyone wants to.
09:01I was like, no, it's because you brought, like, a ceiling four deck to a table that you
09:07know has, like, bracket two or three.
09:09I was like, but there is CDEDH.
09:11There is that.
09:11Yeah.
09:12There is competitive magic.
09:13And there's so many arenas to be good at magic, to be a professional at magic.
09:17And you chose.
09:18My kitchen table.
09:19My kitchen table.
09:20Yes.
09:21Look, I feel the same way when I go to a playground and I'm doing my iron crosses on the
09:24bars and
09:25all these toddlers are getting angry at me.
09:27Like, get better at it.
09:28Okay?
09:28Come on.
09:29That's fan art if I've ever heard of it.
09:31I want to see it.
09:32And I want to be tagged in that.
09:34I would like to be tagged in that.
09:35That point goes to Brian.
09:37And that brings us to our first shiny question of the game.
09:40Shiny questions, just like shiny Pokemon, are worth the same.
09:42But they're just a little bit different and a little rarer.
09:45This one's called What's Your Sign?
09:52One of the most prominent parts of a trading card game is the new symbols you have to learn
09:57for them.
09:57So, we'll show you a symbol and you buzz in and tell us which trading card game it comes
10:01from.
10:02Whoever gets the most correct wins the point.
10:04Spades.
10:06Let's show you your first symbol.
10:11Allie.
10:12Pokemon.
10:12That's correct.
10:13That one was Pokemon.
10:15Your next one.
10:19Olivia.
10:20One Piece?
10:21That is correct.
10:22One Piece trading card game.
10:24Okay.
10:25Okay.
10:25Yeah.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Yeah.
10:27See, I see the crystallization.
10:29Does that just say 4,000 at the top?
10:31Yes, it does.
10:31Wow.
10:31Power creep.
10:34The numbers are a bit bigger.
10:35All right.
10:36Let's go to our next one.
10:41Ryan.
10:41Hearthstone.
10:42Yes.
10:44I better know this.
10:46Let's move to our next symbol.
10:52Magic the Gathering.
10:53Yeah.
10:53That is correct.
10:54Dang, old school.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Yeah.
10:56I have played that card.
10:58Oh, wow.
11:00All right.
11:00Let's look at our next card.
11:05Olivia.
11:05Flesh and Blood.
11:07That is correct.
11:08I never would have gotten that.
11:09I have not played that.
11:10All right.
11:11Your next symbol.
11:16Ryan.
11:17Netrunner.
11:18Incorrect.
11:20I've never seen this before in my life.
11:22I don't think I have either.
11:24Animorphs.
11:26I'll say the Star Wars Unlimited.
11:28Incorrect.
11:29We'll call it there.
11:30This is from Gundam Arsenal Base.
11:32I would never have guessed that.
11:34Of course not.
11:35It's only available in Japan.
11:36And I played it when I went to Japan.
11:39It is a tower defense game that gives out like random trading cards that you can use.
11:45And it uses RFID that when you play it on the deck.
11:48Yeah, you feel like you're in Yu-Gi-Oh for real.
11:51So you get like a mobile suit and a pilot.
11:53And you can just, you know, develop your deck because you get two cards for free every time you play.
11:58Whoa.
11:58And you build your own deck.
11:59If he came back from Japan, he was telling me all about this.
12:03And he was like, yeah, I bought so many cards.
12:04I spent so much time on this.
12:06And I was like, cool.
12:07Are there any like arcades around here that play it?
12:09And he was like, nope.
12:09Nope.
12:10Just have them in the, just, yeah, just have them waiting for me for next time.
12:14Oh yeah.
12:15And I definitely keep checking to make sure it's still in circulation.
12:18Because knowing my luck, I'm going to come like loaded.
12:21And then it's like, actually the game just kind of died out.
12:23It flopped.
12:24That brings us to the end of this shiny question.
12:27Allie and Brian, you had one correct.
12:29Olivia, you had three correct.
12:30So that point goes to you.
12:32All right.
12:32All right.
12:33Bringing us to one for Allie, two for Brian, two for Olivia as we move into our next statement.
12:39Magic the Gathering has a history of decks with ludicrous food names, such as Ponza,
12:44a land destruction based deck named after a type of calzone served in Wisconsin,
12:48or Quicken Toast, a blue-white control deck named for an item from Quic, a Belgian fast food chain.
12:55Um, actually, Quic is a French fast food chain?
12:58That is incorrect.
12:59It is named after that.
13:01Interesting.
13:01Yes.
13:02Quicken Toast was not a blue-white control deck.
13:04Oh, no!
13:05You didn't say Um, actually!
13:07No!
13:07No!
13:08Um, actually.
13:10I'm still in this!
13:14Um, actually, Quicken Toast was not a blue-white control deck.
13:18Yes.
13:19Do you know what type of deck it was?
13:21It was, in fact, a blue-white sacrifice deck.
13:29That is incorrect, but we will give you that point unless someone knows exactly what type of deck is.
13:34Um, actually, it was a burn deck?
13:35That is incorrect.
13:37Brian?
13:37Worth a shot.
13:38Um, actually, it was a combo deck.
13:40That is also incorrect.
13:42Ali, you'll get the point.
13:43Quicken Toast was a five-color control deck.
13:46Oh, okay.
13:47And also, a Ponza calzone is deep-fried, and you owe it to yourself to try one before you're old
13:52enough to know better than to eat it.
13:53Oh, that's hilarious.
13:54Have you had one before?
13:55I've never had one, but I did look up pictures, and I'm trying to figure out if it's worth it
14:01to go to Wisconsin just to get one.
14:03That sounds great.
14:04It's worth it, honestly.
14:05Yeah, absolutely.
14:05I mean, I can even tell you it's specifically a Ponza-rata was what it was named after.
14:09Okay.
14:09Because I was around when that was a thing.
14:11Wow.
14:12All right, let's move on to our next statement.
14:15The Pokemon Trading Card Game finally graced our cell phones in 2023 with the debut of two separate apps, Pokemon
14:23Trading Card Game Live and Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket.
14:27While Live uses the same rules as the physical trading card game, Pocket simplifies the rules with smaller decks, 20
14:33cards instead of 60, and faster gameplay.
14:36Um, actually, Pocket does not use a 20-card deck.
14:41Pocket does use a 20-card deck.
14:43Brian?
14:44Um, actually, they didn't both come out in 2023.
14:47No, they both came out in 2023.
14:50Um, actually, Pocket makes the rules more complicated with smaller decks.
14:55No, it does make it easier.
14:57It actually has layers.
15:00We'll call that there the correction that we were looking for was that before Pocket and Live, there was Pokemon
15:06TCG Online, which debuted in 2011 and was taken offline.
15:11Oh.
15:11In 2023.
15:13Live is considered its direct replacement.
15:15So Pocket and Live wasn't the first time it graced our phone.
15:18Because your phone can get on the internet?
15:20Because your phone got live, yeah.
15:22Oh, right.
15:23I mean, your phone was able to get my nuts.
15:26How did you guys do that?
15:28Yeah.
15:30All right, we'll move on to our next statement.
15:34Of course you should fight fire with fire.
15:35You should fight everything with fire.
15:37Just the thing for those pesky water mages.
15:40All my spells smell like burnt hair today.
15:42These are just a few of the memorable quotes on the flavor text of cards from the fiery pyromantic planeswalker,
15:48Chandra Nallar.
15:49Um, actually, some of these flavor texts are not from Chandra's planeswalker cards.
15:55They're other Chandra cards as well.
15:57Incorrect.
15:58Brian.
15:59Um, actually, just the thing for those pesky water mages quote is not from Chandra Nallar.
16:04I will say that one isn't from Chandra Nallar.
16:08As a matter of fact, I will say that none of these quotes are for Chandra Nallar.
16:12If you can, oh.
16:13Um, actually, they're from Jessica.
16:16No, not Jessica.
16:16Excuse me.
16:17I'm actually there from, oh, my God.
16:19Why am I forgetting her name?
16:23No!
16:25I cosplayed her for cosplayers.
16:28Just call.
16:29Um, actually, they're quotes from Jaya.
16:31That is crazy.
16:34It wasn't J, there was an A at the end.
16:36I was almost there.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:39These are quotes from Jaya Ballard.
16:42She is, uh, Chandra's protege.
16:45Wow.
16:46Mentor.
16:47Yeah, that's, I'm sorry.
16:47Chandra is the protege.
16:48Chandra's the protege.
16:49She was one at, uh, Carol's flavor.
16:52Care Keep.
16:52She's in super early flavor text.
16:54Yeah, yeah.
16:54Super early.
16:55Care Keep stuff.
16:56All my spells smell like burnt hair today
16:58was the first time in my life that I thought, like,
17:00oh, it must be really stinky if you're a fire mage.
17:04Like, I never thought about how, like,
17:06even, like, Zuko from Avatar must be, like,
17:08you're sweating all the time.
17:09You're accidentally burning weird shit.
17:11Like, it must be very smelly as a fire mage.
17:14That is a point for Brian.
17:16As we move in to our next shiny question.
17:21Get carded.
17:27The IP to collectible card game pipeline is strong.
17:30But do you know which of these intellectual properties have their own collectible card games?
17:35We'll give you a property, and using your paddles,
17:37you need to tell us if this has a card game spinoff or is sadly cardless.
17:42Whoever gets the most correct wins the point.
17:45As a reminder, these are IPs that have their own collectible card game,
17:48not featured in other ones, like a secret lair or something like that.
17:52So, let us start off with your first IP, Tomb Raider.
17:57Do we think it's carded or cardless?
18:01Olivia and Brian are correct.
18:03There is a Tomb Raider collectible card game.
18:07There's also a Lara Croft magic card.
18:09Yes, it is.
18:10That was a secret lair.
18:12Yeah, but it exists.
18:13It does?
18:14In order to get pictures of all these, Art did have to purchase all of that.
18:17That's awesome.
18:18So, if you'd like to take a look.
18:20Great polygons.
18:21I will say Ben Brode did it better.
18:23Great polygons.
18:24When he dressed as Lara Croft, he was more convincing.
18:26Wow.
18:27This is very, I just got paid and I'm at borders.
18:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:30It is.
18:31All right, your next card game is Alien vs. Predator.
18:37Did it have a card game or is it cardless?
18:41Everyone is incorrect.
18:42It did get a card game.
18:43Wow.
18:43There was an Alien, Predator, customizable card game.
18:47The early 90s, there were so many things that jumped on the bandwagon of magic success.
18:52Oh, yeah.
18:53Your next property is Aragon.
18:56That's the book series, right?
18:57Yeah.
18:58This has to be, right, one of these.
18:59This is correct that there is no card game for Aragon.
19:04I feel like I would have heard of another dragon card game.
19:07Yeah.
19:08It's kind of in my wheelhouse.
19:09Yeah.
19:09Well, your next IP is Bratz.
19:12Does Bratz have a collectible card game?
19:15You know.
19:16Sure.
19:17Olivia and Ali, you are correct.
19:19Oh, no.
19:19There is the Bratz fashion party fever game.
19:22I will also say that when we got this, this is truly, they have, like, little red circles that you
19:28put over certain things to read.
19:31Oh, no.
19:32To be able to, like, read text.
19:33But originally, I thought that these, you were just supposed to be able to read.
19:36And it's maybe the worst interface I've ever seen from any card.
19:41It's just, it is a nightmare to look at.
19:44It's got the little magic.
19:46Yeah, yeah.
19:46A little, you have to, like, look through it with a specific thing.
19:49And there's a dice.
19:50There's a higher category of, it says it's toy of the year.
19:54I think it's for Bratz.
19:55Yes, this is indeed the 2003 toy of the year winner, property of the year, Bratz.
20:01So I don't think it's this.
20:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:04This specifically, I'm going to doubt, was the actual winner.
20:07Yeah, yeah.
20:07All right.
20:08Your next IP is Austin Powers.
20:12Austin Powers.
20:15Yeah, baby.
20:17Everyone's correct.
20:17It is, in fact, a.
20:19Wow.
20:20That was that time when there were so many things coming out, right?
20:23And it's exactly the kind of property where it's like, yeah, let's just put this shit in a card.
20:28If you'd like for me to read off the text of one of the cards.
20:31Please do.
20:31This card is called Austin Powers Kama Sutra.
20:34Play on table.
20:36Your Randy vibes now also provide Shagadelic vibes.
20:40All right.
20:41Your next card game is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
20:46Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
20:48Ryan, Allie, you're correct.
20:50It does have its own card game.
20:54Wow.
20:54Wow.
20:55Beautiful.
20:55Oh, and packs.
20:56I think I remember seeing these booster packs at a store sometime.
20:59When did this come out?
21:00Well, let me go ahead and just check the packaging.
21:021996.
21:03Wow.
21:05That era.
21:06Exactly.
21:06Yes, exactly.
21:07It was like, what can we throw at the wall and hope sticks?
21:10Yeah.
21:10So our next one is SimCity.
21:13SimCity.
21:15I mean.
21:17That is correct.
21:18There is the SimCity, the card game.
21:21Look at that council member.
21:23Christian church.
21:24Yeah, there's some good ones.
21:27I mean, granted, we just only could afford, you know, one booster pack of this extremely rare and important piece
21:33of card lore.
21:34But a lot of these are just, like, straight up pictures that I think somebody went around in.
21:38These are stock photos.
21:39They just went around town?
21:40Yeah.
21:41Landfill.
21:41Yeah, I mean, that card you can just rename to, like, the council member if he's type.
21:47Like, I see council member.
21:48Literally, I was just about to say that.
21:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:50I see that council member on field.
21:51She's involved at the crown.
21:53This one was?
21:54This was 94.
21:56This is the finest Photoshop 1994 could give you.
21:59Wow.
21:59Ghost removal service.
22:01It's just very artfully put on the facade of the building.
22:04That's so funny.
22:04This is actually, like, the sort of prequel to the Spirit Halloween banner.
22:08Yeah, it is.
22:09It's, like, exactly the same style of everything.
22:12Okay, so at the end of that shiny round, Ali, you had four correct.
22:18Brian, you had four correct.
22:20Olivia, you had four correct, which means everyone gets a point.
22:23Wow.
22:24This was one of the hardest shinies to write, not because it was hard to find, like, weird ones, but
22:28because every IP has a card game.
22:30Like, if you can list any IP right now, there's a 90% chance that there's a collectible card game
22:36for it.
22:36So, one that I was really hoping to hear was The Bible, because there is, in fact, the Redemption card
22:41game, which is the second longest continuous published card game out there after Magic.
22:47Wow.
22:47Oh, my God.
22:47Like, it apparently is still very popular in, like, the Bible, though.
22:51Wow.
22:51There was a time back when people wrote, like, tournament reports for Magic on, like, Usenet BBS services.
22:57Yeah.
22:58And someone wrote a satirical redemption tournament report.
23:02Yeah.
23:02It was incredible.
23:04That's amazing.
23:05I implore anyone watching to go try and find that, like, the Wayback Machine, because it was unbelievably funny.
23:10I also, I just want to say, looking through this, like, when you said Redemption, it is indeed a long
23:15-running card game.
23:16But, like, there are multiple Bible card games.
23:19There's also Bible Battles trading card games.
23:22Redemption actually looks pretty cool.
23:23They also use shag points.
23:27Yeah.
23:29Yeah, it's weird.
23:30Whenever you can get your Randy vibes high enough in Redemption.
23:33Yeah, yeah.
23:34That's why the virgin birth was a miracle.
23:37All right.
23:38So, Ali, you have three points.
23:40Olivia, you have three points.
23:41And Brian, you have four points.
23:43And we move into our next statement.
23:46Rounds in Magic the Gathering competitive tournaments are traditionally 50 minutes long, though the required minimum is 40 minutes.
23:53And the top eight of those tournaments are untimed.
23:56When the time is up in the round, the active player finishes their turn.
24:00Then you proceed to three additional turns.
24:03If there is no winner at the end of those turns, the match is a draw.
24:07Um, actually, you play five additional turns at the end of round.
24:11That is correct.
24:13I didn't even look at the correction because this is a Hall of Fame competitive player.
24:17This has come up a few times in my life.
24:22Brian, has there been a time that you've, like, gone through all five and it has changed the current state?
24:28Oh, yeah.
24:28Yeah, absolutely.
24:29I mean, when you get to the late turns in a competitive game, like, you're often very close to the
24:33end of a game.
24:34And sometimes it can inform, you know, the way that you choose to play the game knowing how much time
24:38is left in the round.
24:39It's like, okay, I can't win this game, but maybe I can get a draw because I'm so far behind.
24:42And I will point out, it's very important that there are time limits for most Magic rounds.
24:47There was the Master Series, which was kind of a, you know, second tier competitive event that they used to
24:54hold alongside Pro Tours.
24:55And I played a match at a Master Series that was three and a half hours long.
24:59Oh, no.
24:59And I don't want to do that.
25:02Yeah, totally.
25:03That's like one commander game.
25:04No one should do that.
25:05That was one.
25:05I had to play again after that.
25:07That's so funny.
25:08That is a point for Brian as we move into our next statement.
25:13One of the most memorable moments in Magic Tournament history, dubbed the top deck of the century,
25:18is 2006 Pro Tour Honolulu semifinals match between Craig Jones and Olivier Ruel.
25:25Craig, facing lethal damage next turn, and with only a single draw step left, flips his next card as he
25:31reveals it to be a game-winning spell,
25:34causing the commentary team to disclaim, oh, it's Lightning Bolt.
25:38Oh, my God.
25:39Oh, my God.
25:40Brian.
25:41The card was Lightning Helix, not Lightning Bolt.
25:44I'm actually.
25:45I'm actually.
25:46Didn't say I'm actually.
25:46You didn't say I'm actually.
25:48I did afterwards.
25:48No.
25:50I was letting you take it since you got stolen from.
25:53I missed it.
25:55You can always just pass, and I'll do it, and then it's even worse.
25:58Um, actually, it was Deflecting SWAT.
26:00Wow.
26:03Um, actually, it was Lightning Helix.
26:05That is correct.
26:06That brings our score now to three for Allie, four for Olivia, and five for Brian.
26:12And it is time for our final shiny question of the game.
26:16Don't stop.
26:18You're sleeping.
26:19And we're taking it to the shiny stage.
26:21Hold on to that sleeping.
26:29No one wants to be the last person to sleeve their deck at a draft.
26:32Each of you will receive a standard 40-card deck, and you must sleeve the cards as fast
26:36as possible.
26:37Fastest wins, but don't damage the cards.
26:40Everyone comfortable and ready to start sleeving?
26:44Yeah.
26:44Yes.
26:45All right.
26:45Three, two, one, start.
26:53Oh!
26:58These square corners are absolutely screwing me up.
27:00They're real hard.
27:01They're screwing me up.
27:05Brian, I only got you as Ify the Rare.
27:11Oh, no.
27:12Oh, no.
27:13Oh, my gosh.
27:14With what seems to be a huge lead, Olivia is cleaning up.
27:21It's all right, Allie.
27:22Ah!
27:24Beautiful.
27:25All right.
27:25Now we're going to have a shuffling company.
27:27Yeah, yeah.
27:28Yeah.
27:28So, Allie, you sleeved your deck in two minutes and 26 seconds.
27:35Crazy.
27:35Brian sleeved your deck in two minutes and 18 seconds.
27:39And at two minutes exactly, Olivia, you sleeved your deck the fastest, and you get the point
27:44for this shiny question, bringing us to three for Allie and five for Olivia and Brian as
27:50we move in to our final statement, which is always concerns real-life skills.
28:01Can't afford to get into a trading card game?
28:03Make your own.
28:04To make politics more interesting, the small town of Kawara in Japan made Parliament TCG,
28:09an indie card game with local politicians as the cards.
28:13This became extremely popular in the community, leading to kids asking the politicians for their
28:18signatures.
28:18Allie.
28:19Um, actually, it wasn't local politicians as the cards.
28:23That is correct.
28:24Do you know what the cards were?
28:26It was like animals as the politicians as the cards.
28:30That is incorrect.
28:31We'll give them both an attempt to guess exactly what it is.
28:33If not, you'll get the point.
28:35Olivia.
28:35Um, actually, it was prefecture politicians instead of locals.
28:41That is incorrect.
28:42Brian, did you want to take a guess?
28:44Um, actually, it was national politicians.
28:49That is also incorrect.
28:52The game was called Oji-san TCG, and it features 47 different cards featuring middle-aged and
28:58elderly men in the community.
29:00Like, all-rounder Mr. Fuji.
29:02That's amazing!
29:03A highly sought-after card that highlights a well-known community volunteer.
29:07I love that!
29:08It has become, like, very popular among the kids to the point that, again, like, the good
29:14cards all-rounder is, like, when they see him, they're like, oh, can I please get you to
29:18sign my card?
29:19Like, apparently made things, like, really wonderful in the game.
29:22This is the coolest thing I think I've heard in a long, long time.
29:26Yeah.
29:26So that point goes to Ali, bringing them to four points.
29:31And our winners today, Olivia and Brian, thank you all for playing, and thank you for watching.
29:37Join us next time for even more pedantic corrections here on I'm Actually.
29:41You guys look like pro bono lawyers.
29:45There's a built-in daycare at the law firm, don't worry.
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