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pushers s01e01 skyfire
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00:00Are you the fucking me?
00:03Oh!
00:11Oi! Stop!
00:13Fuck!
00:14Make me disable me!
00:17No!
00:19Are you alright?
00:21No!
00:27Look!
00:37The man came in,
00:40told one look at me
00:43and caught my benefits
00:45in half.
00:48You've had a toxic cerebral palsy since birth?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Due to a complication
00:54whoop!
00:57on the exit side.
01:00I didn't breathe for 17 minutes.
01:06I really wouldn't recommend it.
01:11How did your cerebral palsy affect you on a daily basis?
01:14My speech, obviously.
01:18And when I walk, I drag one foot behind.
01:24You ticked.
01:25Walking long distances brings you considerable pain.
01:30Got here.
01:31You don't seem to be in considerable pain.
01:35Good words.
01:36Well, no, not today, but...
01:41Not in pain.
01:42Well, no, don't worry that.
01:45Moving on.
01:46Do you regularly soil yourself?
01:52Oh, God!
01:58Oh, God!
02:01Oh, God!
02:02No, no.
02:03Now be light, eh!
02:03звse me the fucking light, eh!
02:05Oh, God!
02:05Oh, my God!
02:06Is that alright?
02:08Hey!
02:09Hey!
02:09Hey!
02:10You're, erm, don't I, erm, wish I hadn't a co-op story.
02:21I don't shop in co-op.
02:25I thought the drawers are not big enough.
02:31Could've been nasty.
02:33Perfect.
02:34I think we went to school together.
02:38You and Sheridan, right?
02:44Fuck!
02:46Fuck are you, man?
02:48Hey, fuck is Emily Dawkins?
02:51Wait, I thought you died.
02:52Oh, no.
02:55That was that other disabled kid.
02:59The other one?
03:00Wendy.
03:02Potato, potato.
03:03I haven't seen you since the fires.
03:09Nobody believed that sweet little Emily were involved.
03:13I could get away with anything.
03:17What are you here for?
03:18And I peeled, but I fucked it.
03:24I told him I don't soil myself.
03:28Yeah, you've got to play the system.
03:30Mam, do you soil yourself?
03:33Yeah.
03:34Can you wipe your own arse?
03:36No.
03:37Are you in pain?
03:39Oh!
03:45Just your regular Julie Dench over here.
03:47She's got that multiple scowly horses thing right, but it's not that bad.
03:52Slerosis, you dull fuck.
03:54Sleros.
03:55And what's helped my view?
03:58One foot, half a size bigger than the other.
04:03Look at him.
04:07Bizarre.
04:08And I do genuinely fucking shit myself.
04:12But I live in him completely fucking bad.
04:18So, what do you do for a job like?
04:21I work for a charity.
04:24We check if workplaces have accessible rooms.
04:33And then we give him a sticker if they do.
04:40Oh, I love stickies, man.
04:46So, the toilets bear well?
04:48It's voluntary, but Jo, our boss, she's amazing.
04:57She'll start paying us soon.
05:03We have an office in the back.
05:08Is that where they keep the donkeys?
05:14Yeah, it is.
05:16Don't it stink?
05:20Yeah.
05:21It does.
05:23Luke, it's a bit random, but...
05:25You need 50 squid.
05:26You can deliver this tomorrow at 10.
05:28Flat 42 going to the house.
05:30I'm too busy to do it myself.
05:34What's in it?
05:35Kinky shit.
05:36I sell whips, plugs, clamps, flashlights.
05:41Flashlights.
05:43Kinky.
05:44Well, you are when you stick your cock in one.
05:45Well, it's P.O. is a bit dodgy.
05:49Aye.
05:50See yourself.
05:53I'm saying I've done the fit boy from assessment centre.
05:56Text me when you change your mind.
05:58I won't.
06:00You fucking will.
06:02I won't.
06:04Will.
06:05I won't.
06:06Will.
06:09I won't.
06:11I won't.
06:14I won't.
06:16I won't.
06:16I won't.
06:18I won't.
06:40Will.
06:40I won't.
06:45I won't.
06:50I won't.
06:52I won't.
06:54I won't.
06:58I won't.
07:00I won't.
07:12I won't.
07:18I won't.
07:18The phone's broken.
07:20So I'm off to lunch.
07:21Meal deal.
07:22Harry Potter?
07:23No.
07:25Oh.
07:26Hurry up.
07:26Oh.
07:27I signed for a parcel for Joe.
07:30Oh, thanks.
07:32Make any phone calls?
07:35Phone calls?
07:37Who to?
07:40Don't worry.
07:41Enjoy your meal deal.
07:44Yeah.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:57I got a notification about a parcel.
08:01Hi, Joe.
08:03A parcel?
08:06No, nothing's here.
08:09If it comes, I could come to yours, drop it off,
08:16cheeky glass of wine.
08:20It's only lingerie.
08:21No rush.
08:22Hot and cool and groovy.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
08:29Listen, Emily, do you know why I started this charity?
08:36She won every workplace to be welcoming and accessible
08:44to all disabled people.
08:49Yeah.
08:51But specifically, Soho Farmhouse.
08:53Did you know they only have two disabled parking spaces
08:56and, like, one accessible toilet?
08:58No.
09:00No.
09:00We, er...
09:01We rang up and, actually, they have a life.
09:08Did it...
09:08It's abhorrent, Emily.
09:10Let's talk donations.
09:12Yeah, you first and then I'll offer me two pence.
09:18Have we had any donations?
09:20Two pence.
09:22Oh.
09:22And technically, that was a bank interest.
09:27Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about wages.
09:34Well, listen, lovely, I can't afford to endlessly pour money
09:39into this little thing.
09:40Bring in those juicy donations, yeah?
09:43Book assessments.
09:44And then, perhaps we can go to Soho Farmhouse together.
09:49Take out the toilets.
09:51But if nothing improves by the end of the year,
09:55we'll have to shut down.
09:57Please don't make me be that person.
10:11What am I looking for?
10:12What am I looking for?
10:13What am I looking for?
10:13What am I?
10:16What am I?
10:18What am I?
10:19Oh, God.
10:22What was that?
10:24Bitty lady.
10:26Bitty lady.
10:41The bin.
10:43What?
10:45The bin.
10:46The green bin.
10:48What?
10:48Don't keep saying what.
10:49Don't keep saying what.
10:50You're out of bins.
10:51The bin.
10:52Go to the bin.
10:53Oh.
10:54Okay.
10:55There we go.
10:58Come on.
11:00There's a white envelope.
11:02Got it.
11:05All right.
11:06All right.
11:06Bye.
11:07Don't say bye.
11:08Fuck me.
11:10Rude.
11:22I've been dying.
11:35I've been dying.
11:38feel now.
11:43No.
11:45I've been dying.
11:46Don't wear a prop.
11:48Hello.
11:50Please.
11:50What kind of animal is...
11:53...'an Ooh.
11:59Don't worry.
12:02They're wearingbeds.
12:03I didn't know.
12:05Aye.
12:08My dad.
12:10Never open the serious-looking ones just chuck it.
12:14Damn it's Dawkins.
12:17Why did I act over betting that I'm single?
12:22And urgent. You passed your prime.
12:25And writing to inform me that your appeal was untouchable.
12:34I told you, mate, you should have dribbled.
12:37Even I dribbled it.
12:39Did they actually write that?
12:53So I lose a few quid that gave me father.
13:00Cos I can walk to work and talk to the end of my nose with my index finger.
13:15That's not lingerie
13:18What do they want me to do?
13:23Just stay stuck here in this house
13:29Shitting in the night or nappy
13:34I'd be fucking crazy
13:37What the fuck are you doing?
13:47Shit, it was drugs
13:52Of course it was drugs, man
13:54You seriously thought I was running an underground sex toy business?
13:59No, my dad took me home soon
14:04No, no, I was starting
14:08I'm a drug user, not a drug dealer
14:16Paracetamol, I've been helping, sometimes, both
14:24Listen, right, seeing you again, right, it's got me thinking
14:29The ideal drug mule is a good old girl with an obvious disability
14:35So, viola
14:40Voila
14:42Voila
14:44Yeah, you could pass off any powder as your meds or say
14:49A nice man fucking gave him me, right
14:52And then start fucking screaming
14:54Play up your cerebral wats it, right
14:56We can make shit loads of fucking money
15:01Yeah
15:02Yeah, smell it
15:04Smell it
15:08Yeah
15:09If you've got to smell
15:13You alright?
15:14Onions
15:15Emily, what are you going to do?
15:20What are you going to do?
15:27What are you going to do?
15:28What are you going to do?
15:29I dropped a bag of flour
15:32Sugar?
15:33Flour?
15:34Yeah, I was making flapjacks
15:38Big cakes
15:39Flapjacks don't use flour
15:40A lovely big flapjacky cake
15:46Alright
15:47Yeah
15:49When's it ready?
15:52We ate it
15:53Yeah
15:54Before you clean up?
15:56Oh, we'll be well hungrier
15:59Yeah
15:59Yeah
16:00Yeah
16:00Yeah
16:01What?
16:03Erm, alright
16:03Bye bye, Mr Hawkins
16:05Yeah
16:06See you later
16:07Bye, helpful boy
16:11No problem
16:12George, you can't, okay
16:15Listen
16:16I'll coin for a bit, yeah
16:18Yeah
16:20Think about it
16:22Alright
16:23Okay
16:24Bye bye
16:26Bye bye
16:27Bye bye
16:28I bet you'll keep that money
16:29I won't
16:30You will
16:31I won't
16:33Good day, Dad
16:35The best
16:36I've got my front page for October
16:38A guy on the estate is stealing lead
16:42It's a lead about lead
16:47That joke will work written down
16:51Fuck
17:04Oh, hi
17:06Hello
17:07Hello
17:08Remember me
17:10It's
17:11Pass up lady
17:13Yeah
17:14No pressure
17:16No pressure
17:16But can we swap back and pass us
17:22It'd be great for my conscience
17:26Yeah
17:27If we could
17:29Alright, you want your packet back, yeah?
17:31Yeah
17:31Yeah
17:33Yeah, you want me to sell it to you?
17:35Yeah
17:35Yeah, would that be good?
17:36Yeah
17:36Are you fucking filming me or something?
17:39Are you fucking filming me with your little camera?
17:40Excuse me
17:41With your little fucking camera
17:41With your little fucking camera
17:42What?
17:44When's the last train a gangster?
17:45I'm not a fucking time train
17:46When's the last train a fucking gangster?
17:49I'll fucking bounce you up and down, move
17:50Give me that money
17:51Give me this
17:52Give me this
17:52Oh
17:54Crips out, crips
17:55Oh
17:56Hold me a bit
17:57Oh, fuck
17:58Oh
17:58Oh
17:59Yeah
18:00There's your fucking time table
18:02Hey!
18:02You lot
18:03You stay right there
18:05Well it's not as if we're Usain Bolt and fucking Paula Radcliffe, is it?
18:09Don't touch that dog
18:10Is that what you teach dogs to do now, is it? More disabled people?
18:13What are you?
18:14underside police or the fucking SS?
18:16Just stay there, sir
18:17I need to talk to
18:19Well a couple of politicians get mugged
18:20In broad daylight
18:21And now you're sending vicious dogs on us
18:24I want to speak to the young lady now, sir
18:27So shut up
18:28Are you alright?
18:32Can you tell me what's wrong?
18:37I can't help it
18:42Am I in trouble?
18:47Of course not
18:48Erm
18:49Ooh
18:50Er
18:51Got a go
18:53Erm
18:53Did you want to file a report?
18:55No
18:56Thank you
18:58Make sense to police man?
19:11Did you nearly piss yourself?
19:16Dada
19:16Dada
19:17I used to go pay that
19:24Dada
19:25Dada
19:26Dada
19:27Dada
19:27Tell me
19:27Hear you no matter..
19:27That man, how can I ever be paid you?
19:37Glowy?
19:39Yeah, but i probably won't give you a Glowy
19:46Worth a try
19:49How about a pint?
19:53And that's why I have to have iodine injected into my urethra.
19:56I wouldn't recommend Belgium.
20:00What's your backstory?
20:02Oh, I used to tell people at school that I wasn't like this,
20:11cos my dad was Stephen Hawkins.
20:17Fancy a cocktail?
20:19Did I do women here?
20:21Nah, I'm fucking joking.
20:24We're having the lager.
20:25Two more, please, Dave.
20:29Well, look who it is, Emily Dawkins.
20:33About your money, did you bring a habit?
20:39Shush, he's on paleo, he's trying.
20:44Ewan, I lost the money you left me,
20:51but I got some of the drugged back.
21:00No worries.
21:02You're not angry?
21:04Nah, I'm happy.
21:05Happy Ewan, that's what Nan calls me.
21:08So he's not here to break my legs.
21:13That would be the point.
21:15Nah, this is minibus and I'll see you.
21:16Alright, I'll miss you.
21:18He has a minibus.
21:19Nice one.
21:20When's the last train of Ganston?
21:22Oh, here.
21:24We're old friends.
21:27Right, okay.
21:29Well, if you need me, I'll be...
21:34...shooting poo.
21:38Oh, fuck's right.
21:43You.
21:44You.
21:44You brought another.
21:46I did.
21:47One word and they would tear your face right off.
21:57So we do have a good laugh, don't we?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Yeah.
22:00Yeah.
22:01Yeah.
22:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
22:02So did you think about what I said, yeah?
22:04Yes.
22:05Yeah.
22:05He'd say no.
22:07Oh, come on then, right.
22:08You're perfect.
22:10You're a lonely, boring, single woman rapidly hurtling towards middle age.
22:15Am I right, Missy?
22:17100%.
22:17You're invisible.
22:18You're nothing.
22:21You have a lovely way with words.
22:25You're gonna come work with me, aren't you?
22:29Let me think about this properly.
22:34The charity don't pay me.
22:37Great prospects, chick.
22:39And I'm stuck living with my dad.
22:43No life.
22:45Tick.
22:45Oh, sad dad.
22:47Tick.
22:47Well, you look quite well, by the way, old Steve Hawkins.
22:50You're talking normal again.
22:53What would happen if I get caught?
22:57If you was caught, they're just like, we'll look at you and they'd be like...
23:05Fuck it.
23:07Fine.
23:08But just until I clear my desk.
23:11It's your milk, I'll come to the deal.
23:16You dealing cocaine on a Wednesday lunchtime, Emily Dawkins?
23:19No.
23:20Why would you think that?
23:25Not again!
23:54Well, that's alright.
23:55Why would you give me the data for a shooting webinar?
23:55But you do not know why he can fool me
23:55Oh
23:57Who cares?
23:57Have you?
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