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pushers s01e06 skyfire
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00:00MUSIC
00:12Lenny is onto us!
00:15Get me close enough. I'll throw a punch.
00:17Can't promise where it'll land, but he'll die.
00:20We need to be smarter than mindlessly murdering a man.
00:28It's not what Maz would have wanted.
00:30You make it sound like he's dead.
00:35Well, his bladder's dead, and it would be weird to say
00:38it's not what Maz's bladder would have wanted.
00:41I'm ready to kill.
00:42With an 80-unit injection of insulin,
00:44Lenny Kennedy will have a sudden glucose drop,
00:46experiencing confusion before major seizures
00:48leading to overheating and his brain to die.
00:52Oh. Well, unless he's a type 2 diabetic...
00:55Like Maz?
00:56In which case, it'll only make him stronger.
00:57What? I'm not diabetic.
01:01Hey, Maz. Get well soon, et cetera.
01:06I got you a little something,
01:08and I cut your favourite and go all that.
01:10With extra spice?
01:11What do I look like? A narrator?
01:16Oh, my God! That's it!
01:23What? All this violence makes me hungry.
01:27I've been running on watermelon vert fumes for two fucking days, man.
01:55I'll take care of the minibus, can I?
01:57Hey, will you get the kid off to a rexon?
01:59If you want something killing properly, you can do it yourself.
02:04Sit your ass down and don't move.
02:13I have apologised for breaking your recorder, my darling.
02:17I'm sure they'll have a spare one you can use.
02:20All right?
02:25Enjoy your time with Uncle Mikey, and I'll be back before you can say it.
02:32Fucking move!
02:33All right, then. Come on. This way.
02:36Sorry.
02:42I know why we get Lenny.
02:47Want to bite?
02:48We pick the pricks at death for the cactus?
02:50No, we...
02:51Drown him in curry. Face first in a big old vat.
02:53Anyone ask, we kill him who's a hungry boy, and he's asleep.
02:55No, we...
02:56We'll shoot him in his big fat bastard face.
03:00Then plant a tree in commemoration. Then piss on it.
03:05Oh, for fuck's sake, we plant the surprise on Lenny.
03:12My bag is full of it.
03:16And with the dirty money and Daphne.
03:21Those were important medical notes.
03:23I'll meet Lenny, begging forgiveness.
03:29My sincerest apologies for dealing drugs in your town.
03:39That's perfectly OK.
03:41I forgive you.
03:42And thank you for being such a fabulous daughter-in-law.
03:47Let's hope now.
03:48But beneath the dirty money is Daphne and a kilo of spice.
04:02Directly connected Lenny to the black's new supply line.
04:11So, what's my job?
04:14Harry can be my lockout.
04:28I shall take this bag of suspicious money away now.
04:31And they can alert their pellets over their rats, Lenny.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:40You're Nick, sunshine.
04:42Bad luck, old boy.
04:43With the bag.
04:46And then you and Max and Pat will leave town for a bit till the heat dies down.
04:59We'll be clear about drugs and we can finally go legit.
05:10OK?
05:10Where?
05:12Where?
05:13Can you say that again?
05:16Oh!
05:17This is their way out!
05:21Emily?
05:22Not their way out!
05:24Where is he?
05:25Get up, mate!
05:27Come here, please!
05:33Don't move!
05:36Don't move!
05:41Hiya, love.
05:42I'm looking for Mazzy and me.
05:44She came in last night.
05:45Nice fella.
05:46Stab wound.
05:49Look!
05:50Look!
05:50They're a whiteboard!
05:54Don't do a rabbit!
05:58Daddy's acting weird again.
06:00I think I've seen your girlfriend.
06:01And nobody cares about my recorder exam!
06:09Right, let's go, man.
06:11Let's go.
06:14Here.
06:17Steady, Daddy.
06:18That's it.
06:18Steady.
06:19Steady.
06:20It's all right, Daddy.
06:24Why don't they move like that bastard same?
06:33Come on.
06:34Mate, you're doing all right?
06:36You know, like, no bladder and that.
06:38It's just, like, real life changing shit, you know?
06:42I'll be all right.
06:43I think we'll all have weebugs one day.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Save so much time.
06:49Yeah.
06:53There you go.
06:54I just went whilst making eye contact with you.
06:58Right.
07:01All right, come on, let's go.
07:02Go, go, go, go, go, go.
07:08Come on.
07:11Here, how are you in?
07:14Push!
07:15Well done, you.
07:17Push!
07:18Here we are.
07:19I can't be quite some time ago, Doctor.
07:21No, no, we're not.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:26Is that thing the baby?
07:28That's her anus.
07:30She's doing a poo.
07:31Why?
07:39That can't be arse, Sean.
07:41It's not me.
07:41My name's...
07:46Sean.
07:48Well, it is me.
07:48We've not seen you in a while, love.
07:50Shall I pop a kettle up?
07:56Oi!
07:57Stop!
07:58Fuck!
08:00Oh!
08:01Let me be safe!
08:03Move!
08:06Oh, mate.
08:09Just move, yeah?
08:09That's her name.
08:19Fuck!
08:26Emma?
08:28Dad!
08:30Where's now my blood?
08:33It's a strange...
08:35F***ing stay there, you.
08:36Yeah, mate.
08:37Excuse me, man.
08:46We're too far gone for a section.
08:48Oh, we're too far, mate.
08:50We are at the second stage, so maybe a Bontusa advisable.
08:53Oh, yeah, right, me old friend Bontaloo, yeah, nice and hot, like, yeah.
08:57Er, what?
08:58Er, always gets things moving, famer.
09:01Did you just say Bontaloo?
09:02What is that?
09:03It's, erm, it's the same word.
09:05Thing, Bontaloo.
09:07It's the thing what you said.
09:09Er, vacuum extraction.
09:11You want to suck the baby out of that big old gash?
09:13Oh, God, I've messed up, haven't I?
09:16WEEEEE!
09:20What the f*** am I looking at now?
09:22Doctor, you need to deliver this baby.
09:24I'm sorry, I can't.
09:26I'm just not ready.
09:27It's all right, it's all right, don't worry.
09:29Maz, mate, shall we do this?
09:32Yeah, yeah, I'm not nervous.
09:40Right, all me back, all wet, give it my bump, bump action.
09:46I'm sure I bought some malaria stuff, Kangol.
09:48You said that it'd help me with me confidence issues.
09:52It's all one to me too, man.
09:54It didn't f***ing work!
09:56I'm sorry about that.
10:14You are so f***ed, little lady.
10:17I have a daphne, I mean a gun.
10:25I have a gun.
10:36You like a gaffer, too?
10:41Stop!
10:43I'll help you too.
10:47After you, f***face.
10:49Oh!
10:51Oh, no!
10:53You have got some elephantine bollocks
10:55f***ing about on my streets.
10:58What are you doing?
11:00Stop that.
11:01My apologies for dealing jokes in your town.
11:09I hate dealers like you.
11:11You f***ers.
11:13You spread misery like it was butter.
11:15I have kept this town clean for years.
11:19There are rules.
11:20Clear, simple rules.
11:23Why the f*** doesn't anybody get that?
11:26You're very welcome to buy my good, clean weed.
11:30You're very welcome to snort my good, clean jack.
11:34But if you want to huff some evil f***er's spice
11:37or inject shitty heroin into your penis
11:40so you end up with an infection
11:42and the NHS amputate your legs
11:44and you face a life of begging
11:46lying on the pavement, drooling
11:48then f*** off to Hull!
11:52Agreed.
11:53Hull is shit.
11:57Oh, God.
12:00Do the baby look distressed, Greta?
12:03The baby's distressed!
12:04Come on!
12:05I'm f***ing distressed!
12:06Get out!
12:06Get out!
12:15That's it.
12:16I'm going to vomit.
12:18Don't you dare throw up in that open wound.
12:22Now, before I begin a procedure,
12:24would the patient please consent
12:25to a group of student doctors witnessing you?
12:36Would you stop that?
12:41Excuse me.
12:42Do you work here?
12:44No.
12:45I mean, yes.
12:46I work here.
12:47Um, yeah.
12:49Welcome.
12:50Is this recorder for sale?
12:52Um, yes.
12:54Um, it's foodie pens.
12:56Um, let me put in the case for you.
13:03Daddy?
13:04Yes?
13:05Why am I getting calls from my sister
13:07saying she's been abandoned?
13:08Oh.
13:09She has her exam in 20 minutes.
13:10And what the hell's going on here?
13:15Oh, here you are.
13:16Um, um...
13:19This is for you.
13:21It's a new recorder, love,
13:23for your exam.
13:25And this lovely bunny is for you.
13:27And it's for me, too.
13:30It's a joint present.
13:33From you?
13:34No, it isn't.
13:37Go on, girl.
13:39Bye.
13:39Bye.
13:40Oh, no.
13:43Bye.
13:46Yeah, bye.
13:47Bye.
13:49Just text me later, then, Em, yeah?
13:54What?
13:58Fuck it, man!
13:59Fuck it!
14:01That door opens, yeah?
14:02You get in there,
14:02look like you fucking belong there, man!
14:04I don't...
14:05I don't really think...
14:06I'm up to delivering another baby to them.
14:09Oi, stay there!
14:10Come on.
14:12You're mine.
14:14All right, mate.
14:15I can't get better.
14:20Hey, old big fella!
14:22I've done all the walks, didn't I?
14:31Oh, God!
14:37Oh, God!
14:42Welcome to the inerection.
14:45Sanctum!
14:46Sanctum.
14:48Why are you covered in...
14:49in jam?
14:51It's the blood of a stranger.
14:55Why are you covered in jam?
14:59Also the blood of a stranger, man.
15:02Open this fucking door!
15:06Where you from, man?
15:07I will tear this slab of dead fucking tree
15:10off its fucking inches,
15:12you fuckers!
15:15Excuse me, Mr. Kennedy.
15:17Oh, you all right?
15:20Oh, you're rash.
15:25You're so screwed, you fuckheads!
15:28It's Jack Nicholson in there.
15:32Quick, quick!
15:32Give me Daphne now!
15:33Easy, come on!
15:35Really?
15:36That slag gets about.
15:37They won't even be able to find
15:39the little random bits of you,
15:41you dead fucks!
15:44Boss!
15:45Boss!
15:46Excuse me, sir.
15:47May I ask what you're doing?
15:48Ah!
15:49Fuck off, piggy!
15:51Daddy's pity!
15:53Boss!
15:54Rucker!
15:55You fucking bastard!
15:58Police!
16:00Police!
16:00Open up!
16:01He's out still.
16:02For the money and spice!
16:07Open the door!
16:08Fuck them and fucks, man!
16:10Open up!
16:10You took the rap from me,
16:13actually.
16:15I went to my turn.
16:17Fuck that, man.
16:19Right?
16:20We both got up, yeah?
16:23You and you, man?
16:24We both got up.
16:26And you shot?
16:27Yeah, man.
16:29Yeah, man.
16:30I think I'll do all right in prison.
16:36I've always wanted to be someone's bitch.
16:42At least you finally get laid, man.
16:45Ooh.
16:49Right.
16:55Fuck off.
16:58Fine.
16:59There you go.
17:01Step out slowly.
17:02Show me your hands.
17:09A toast to our heroic doctors.
17:12Where with me and little Ewan, minibus Mazze, Thompson be without you.
17:17Cheers.
17:19I haven't worn this suit since the day you've got stabbed nine times your bladder, man.
17:23I haven't worn this suit since the last time I was in court for double manslaughter.
17:26Got away with it, though, didn't I?
17:28Funny times.
17:29Yeah.
17:30I've been, mate.
17:32What?
17:33You got away with it?
17:37Hello?
17:38Joe speaking.
17:40I'll be right back.
17:42Yeah.
17:45So, have you two, you know...
17:55Have you fucked?
17:56Oh, um, ooh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, road, exhausting.
18:12Babe, no.
18:25Oh, mate, you could be getting railroaded by a 60-year-old farmer dinner later called Tiny in Prison Bog
18:30right now.
18:31I know.
18:32What a shame.
18:34Right.
18:35Finish that, then get out.
18:49Um, you're finished.
18:52Get out.
18:53Thank you very much.
18:54Twat.
18:56So it's going well with you and Leo, then.
19:02She's still annoyed because of, you know, murder.
19:06What murder?
19:07Murdered me brother.
19:09I was ready to go down with you, you know.
19:15I still cannot believe we got away with it.
19:23It's her!
19:24This is her fucking gun!
19:26Down!
19:26He's got a gun!
19:27No!
19:28It's my back.
19:30You?
19:32You!
19:33Fucking hell, you're still going!
19:35And that's my bag, man, not hers!
19:37Check that bag and search them!
19:43Oh, for fuck's sake!
19:45Bye, Laura.
19:46I'm sorry, Dad.
19:52It's clear.
19:53Nothing on them.
19:55What?
19:56Check the recorder case.
19:58I should check the recorder case.
20:04Gotcha.
20:05Why am I getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned?
20:08She has her exam in 20 minutes.
20:09And what the hell's going on here?
20:12I should have known it was you.
20:15See you in a decade.
20:16Take them away!
20:17You're welcome.
20:18You're amazing!
20:19Can you see into the future?
20:21Do I ever learn to swim?
20:23Do me and mys ever make it to Moon Slash Mars?
20:25Will I ever not be lonely?
20:27Do dog shoes ever take off?
20:28Will I die naked?
20:30Or in pyjamas?
20:31Actually, no, no, no.
20:32Don't tell me.
20:33Don't tell me.
20:34I want it to be a surprise.
20:37Okay.
20:37Hey.
20:39Uh, pints.
20:42Hey, where's everyone's favourite mentally ill-alcoholic?
20:46Gandalf.
20:47No, the other one.
20:50Oh, Sean.
20:53Oh, yeah.
20:54Don't know.
20:54Hello.
21:12Cheers.
21:17You know what?
21:18I could get used to this muck.
21:20Well done, everyone.
21:21We got out of the drugs game entirely healthy.
21:24Other than the lost bladder.
21:27Just like the sex worker slash teacher played by Talentson Althway in episode 748 of The Bill.
21:35Cheers.
21:36Cheers.
21:37You bastard grass!
21:48Are we even?
21:51Yep.
21:52Parent.
21:53Thanks.
21:55So, where were we?
22:00Hello, you.
22:03No, then.
22:04No, I'm both!
22:08Drunks.
22:09Crikey mousies.
22:14Yes.
22:19Bastards.
22:20You make me miss my fucking yoga class.
22:23Let's go.
22:24You'll be okay.
22:28I believe you, Daddy.
22:29You're my little choochie face.
22:31And I'll always be your teddy bear.
22:35Now go and destroy the cunts.
22:58Gov, there's someone here to see you.
23:01Hello there.
23:03This might be a slightly unusual request, but...
23:09I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:14I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:16I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:19I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:29Bye.
23:33Get Down.
23:33Bye.
23:34Bye.
23:36Bye.
23:36Bye.
23:39Bye.
23:42Bye.
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