00:00And that's why I wanted very much to come up and be part of this conference today.
00:08Oh, my autocue's frozen.
00:10And do you know what?
00:11The funny thing is about my autocue freezing is my chief of staff and David Ball are going
00:15to complete panic because once I start to ad-lib, the press have a field day.
00:21So, in fact, we were talking about the reformed tartan then, weren't we, whilst I'm there,
00:31just waiting for my autocue, and I really wanted to come on in a reformed tartan burka,
00:36but apparently, apparently, apparently I just wasn't allowed.
00:45Do you know what?
00:46One day, let's have one of these events that aren't live-streamed, and we'll do it.
00:51We'll do all the naughty stuff.
00:52We'll do all the bits that have gone wrong and all the effing and jeffing when we do our
00:56pieces to camera and all the rest of it.
00:58It'd be hilarious.
00:59Anyway.
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