- 3 hours ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:27You
00:30Welcome to the Great Indian Kapil Show
00:33Shukriya, dhanyabaz
00:34Please, Raja Man ho jaiye
00:38Arshana ji,
00:39Kitu Saab,
00:40Kehate ki shikshah joh hai,
00:41Bohut zhururi hai,
00:42Insan ki zindagi me,
00:43Kiyonki shikshah ji hai,
00:45Jho insaan ko,
00:46Andhere se ujale tak le jati hai,
00:48Ek samay tha,
00:49School bhout kam hua kertethe,
00:50Bacche nadhi paar karke school jaya kertethe,
00:52Padhai ke saath saa swimming bhi sikh jatethe,
00:54Ye alag baat hai,
00:56Lekin agar voh bachcha kabhi shatani kerta tha,
00:58Toh shikayet uske e ghar tak nahi pahunchti thi,
01:01Kiyonki phone thay nahi,
01:02Email thay nahi,
01:03Teacher bhi sojta tha,
01:03Itna duur tarke kaon jaya,
01:06Ek shikayet ke chakkar me,
01:07Dho baar dhoti gili kuyun karani,
01:10He na,
01:12Mahaul alag tha,
01:16Dhoti gili,
01:16Aja klasroom kami hote tha,
01:18Pehde ke niche padha dhe tha teacher,
01:20Baccha toh dhusvi paas karta hi kerta tha,
01:21Pehde ke oopper baitha hua bhandar bhi pánch bhi kar leta tha,
01:26рим Colorado by thumbs up to dhono παrain tí,
01:27We people who are the the same,
01:29Jesus did this time at the time the admission soon was期 duties all buckets,olic
01:32process was easy, What
01:32to find, When
01:36you are speeding up with your children, Giroesse
01:37the name of your child, Mother, Daddy
01:37is still there same crap, I offer these
01:42formals now going to take the 10 plenty of form, Blood for the
01:44best time of god and ask for the bank balans,
01:45and they ask me to ask me,
01:47and they ask me to ask me,
01:47and they ask me to ask me,
01:48and I'm so confused,
01:50that I'm coming to study my child,
01:51or I'm coming to study my child,
01:52or I'm coming to study my child?
01:55Today, you will see the fees of schools,
01:57it's a million rupees,
01:58but in the first time,
01:59it was 10-15 rupees.
02:00If you have another brother or another,
02:01then you get a discount for 5 rupees.
02:03One more is 5 more.
02:05That means,
02:05the third child is free.
02:07Some of them don't lose,
02:08the fourth child is free,
02:08then the fifth one is free.
02:09Then the school's 10 rupees,
02:11Then you go,
02:12and send the father to the father.
02:12Then you're doing it.
02:18A good one!
02:22The school dress of the shirt,
02:24the parents have given me,
02:241-2 years later,
02:25the father can take me,
02:26because they are old,
02:27and they are old.
02:28The blazer used to wear,
02:30is a lot of people.
02:31The kids used to wear the same class,
02:32and they used to wear the same class.
02:33Until that same class,
02:34the same class was only there.
02:34Now, the blazer used to come to the same class,
02:36and the same class came to the same class,
02:37and it used to come to the same class.
02:39Then I didn't understand,
02:41that child used to wear the same blazer,
02:42or blouse.
02:43So that...
03:08Mr. Nitin Vijay sir, Mr. Khan sir, Mr. Alak Pandey Ji.
03:16Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri
03:27Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr.
03:30Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji,
03:30Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri
03:34Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji, Mr. Shri Mataji
03:42It's been a million followers on YouTube.
03:48Alak Panday Sir, our first time is getting started.
03:54You know all of them all.
03:57Nitin Vijay Sir, we call him NB Sir.
04:00There are two things famous in Kota.
04:02Kota's name is Kota's name is NB Sir.
04:04And this is my surprise sir.
04:06If you are sitting with us with the GUNY-JAN,
04:08and if you have something to do with us,
04:10then we want to go first.
04:12The rest is going to be a share.
04:14For you.
04:15They are also going to be a share.
04:17They are also going to be a share.
04:19They are also going to be a share.
04:20At every happy event.
04:22Like a share.
04:24The share of the disciples.
04:25They are the same in the world.
04:28They are the same in the world.
04:31They are the same in the world.
04:32Wow!
04:34What a problem!
04:38Our three teachers have been so easy and entertaining
04:41that nobody can say that I am not willing to study.
04:44I am not willing to study.
04:45Mobile opened, class started.
04:47You should have to have internet and focus on the kids.
04:49You should have to see the kids' video.
04:53Or read the kids' video.
04:54Or read the kids' video.
04:54You should have to get the kids' video.
04:56You are making educational videos.
04:59But on the other hand,
05:00the failure of the other side is also.
05:17You should have to see the kids' videos.
05:19You should have to come up with some technical difficulties.
05:19You should have to be mindful of the kids' video too.
05:20But in that phrase,
05:22what happens in your children?
05:22You should have to be mindful of yourself.
05:23You should be mindful of yourself.
05:27You should be mindful of yourself.
05:29I will learn again.
05:30There is a little idea that kids need to pick up there.
05:34Don't be a teacher, but he needs to be a friend
05:36who knows his own story on his head.
05:39He will have a chance to keep his hands on his hands.
05:41Yeah!
05:42Oh!
05:42Whoa!
05:44There was a child going to the garden,
05:47and a dog was going to eat and eat the weeds.
05:49And the dog was running back.
05:51A child asked him,
05:53why the dog is so cold and running back?
05:56He said he's going to eat it.
05:58So my little child said,
06:00Oh, we thought that we were going to school.
06:12Thank you, sir.
06:13We haven't come to our job.
06:17Alag, sir, tell me,
06:18what is your similarity to me?
06:21Alag, sir,
06:22we all know the name of physics.
06:23We all know the name of physics.
06:24Arshna Ji, we are all physical.
06:29We all make the same video.
06:31But you see,
06:31it's different from the intention.
06:33This is so that the kids sit on their feet
06:35and eat their own food.
06:37And Arshna Ji makes the video
06:38that which restaurant is going to go there,
06:40and then I'll make a vlog.
06:45Do you know, Arshna Ji,
06:47how much Alag, sir,
06:47is the net worth?
06:4914,500 crores.
06:50Hey, brother.
06:52I'll tell you what I'm doing.
06:55Ask them too.
06:56I don't know this.
06:58In the situation,
06:59there was an IPO IPO.
07:00We also know many teachers.
07:03After studying,
07:03after retirement,
07:04they could open PCO.
07:05Sir,
07:06you thought that
07:07you will go to this place.
07:09I will take this program.
07:11I think that the children's love
07:13is my love.
07:14And that I was sharing today.
07:16You called me here.
07:16I'm here.
07:18I'm here.
07:19I'm not standing here
07:19because my network is so much.
07:20I'm taking the IPO.
07:21I'm standing here because I love them.
07:23So,
07:23I love them.
07:26When my network was zero,
07:29they were those kids who supported me.
07:31And if you can,
07:32then network is zero.
07:33But I know,
07:33they will love them.
07:37When you see it,
07:39you will be descended by them.
08:01So much
08:03Shikshah's father was very inspired by teachers and when I went to IIT,
08:10my mother told me to think about what you want to do in the first year.
08:14Don't think anything about it and don't think anything about it.
08:18In the first year, I thought that I would become a astronaut.
08:21Physics was good and then I became a teacher because he was proud of the teacher.
08:26But I thought that I would become a teacher and I would be able to get a scholarship or not.
08:31I thought that I would be able to get a scholarship.
08:33I thought that I would be able to get a scholarship.
08:36So I thought that I would be able to get a scholarship to my students.
08:41So I thought that I would go back to my school.
08:44And I thought that I was the best of my life.
08:46Because it is a lot of people who are able to do something to go to the city.
08:51And I would be able to stay with my mother and dad.
08:53They are also here.
08:55So thank you very much.
08:59Now, three of us are studying in such a great way.
09:02My personal experience is that the teacher is serious and scared.
09:07Especially the math and English teachers.
09:09And the scientists, we wanted not to come here.
09:12Because we didn't study the first time, sir.
09:14So when you were studying at school,
09:17you felt like our teacher was with us.
09:20We were the most scared of the teachers.
09:23We were one of them,
09:24and they gave us a little bit of pain.
09:26They felt like they would go to the house.
09:30And one time,
09:32they told us that we were going to test 10 days later.
09:36In the whole class,
09:37we were 10-15 kids in the whole class.
09:39They thought,
09:40what will happen now?
09:41They thought,
09:41if it's going to die,
09:42it's better for us.
09:43Why did they test?
09:45So we were one of them.
09:47It was great.
09:47They said,
09:48we know one mantra.
09:50If we do it with a great mind,
09:52the teacher will die.
09:54Oh!
10:03It was so scared.
10:05We left the school,
10:06and all of them are sitting.
10:08They were singing.
10:09They were singing.
10:11But he didn't do the work.
10:13What happened to the teacher?
10:14The teacher was gone.
10:15The teacher was gone.
10:18It was so scared.
10:20There was no limit.
10:21I don't know why it was like this.
10:22The teacher feels like,
10:23the kids know the kids,
10:25the kids know the kids.
10:25We're all going to learn.
10:27You're going to take them to our knowledge,
10:29you're going to give them to us.
10:29It's a little bit.
10:30The teacher says,
10:31there isn't any difficulty,
10:31he understood.
10:32The teacher doesn't know exactly
10:33the same.
10:34Look at the orientation,
10:34he sees the students' face,
10:38he knows the students' face,
10:38he knows the students' face.
10:39He knows the children.
10:39And when he comes to understanding,
10:40he sees the child's face,
10:42he sees the child's face,
10:43he knows the child's face,
10:43he knows his face,
11:16I'm going to say something else.
11:16that we can live in our country.
11:19Now we can understand this.
11:21It doesn't mean that we need A plus B whole square.
11:23We need to learn the value of science theta.
11:25We need to learn those things
11:26that we can live a good life
11:28and that we can have money.
11:30That's very important.
11:34Kapil, I want to say one more thing.
11:37In the future,
11:39what we are studying today
11:39will be obsolete after 4 years.
11:42What is the purpose of learning?
11:44What is the purpose of learning?
11:46To learn the purpose of learning.
11:48How to think about this is a skill.
11:50This skill is very important.
11:51If our children are self-learners,
11:54they will do anything in their lives
11:56and they will become a spiritual life.
11:58This is important to them.
12:00If they become a spiritual life,
12:02they will never be asafal.
12:05This is not possible.
12:07Wow.
12:08Wow.
12:10We will do all the things today.
12:12Come sir please,
12:13please please help us.
12:14Please help us.
12:14It is very helpful.
12:18Thank you, sir.
12:19Thank you, sir.
12:21Please tell me,
12:21Khansar,
12:22tell us something.
12:22If the rain is blowing up on the road,
12:24so the person will attack the new ones,
12:26and they will kill us.
12:28They are going to pay for the money.
12:29They are going to pay for the money.
12:30You have paid $107 crore.
12:32You have paid $107 crore.
12:33You have paid $107 crore.
12:34And the question was, why is that?
12:40When we were in the student life, we had a dream of going to study many places.
12:47Like you are telling me about the Quota. We were not sure that we could go to Quota.
12:51Today we think that 90% of the students are more than 90% of the students who don't have
12:55a ticket to be able to get a reservation.
12:57They have to go to General Dibbe. We were standing on the gate.
13:00We had no chance to go in and get $400.
13:03We were sitting there. We were able to go in so many places.
13:07Where there was $1,000,000 to see the teacher's face.
13:10Because it was not online. If you give $2,000,000, then the teacher's face would have to see the
13:14face.
13:19So when we got the opportunity, we didn't forget the day.
13:23We didn't forget our parents. We knew that there will be someone else who will be hurt.
13:27So we thought this.
13:57Wow.
13:58we will increase our fees, we will increase our fees, we will increase our fees.
14:01In actual, what happens is that the higher fees, they say,
14:04oh, that's why the teacher is studying that label is so easy,
14:07if there is a standard, you will have to give good money.
14:11So what we have done before? We have tried to go to that standard.
14:14Then the world's biggest education channel is made.
14:16After that, it's the lowest fee.
14:18Now tell us that this standard is the biggest of the world's biggest.
14:21Say it now.
14:30Wow.
14:31Wow.
14:37Wow.
14:40Wow.
14:42Wow.
14:45Wow.
14:45Wow.
14:46How do you tell the importance of online education?
14:48What is this important example?
14:50I will show you if someone don't come back.
14:52Today we never came back at a các bạn.
14:54They were singing.
14:55Oh!
14:57It's 2 hours.
14:58It's 2 hours.
14:59It's 2 hours.
15:00Today, PCA is a leader.
15:03I'm a lawyer.
15:04I'm a lawyer.
15:07Now, we come to the point of the idea that
15:09in order to complete the plans,
15:11it's like 107 crores,
15:12it's so small that it's very good.
15:15Leave it here.
15:16What?
15:19We also heard about Alak Sir,
15:21that someone gave a blank check.
15:23If he gave a blank,
15:24he was able to keep you.
15:26It was the only person here.
15:27The person who gave his offer here is the only people.
15:35It's the only person.
15:39We all called him.
15:41I told him,
15:41what did he give me?
15:42He gave me to me.
15:44We gave him to him.
15:45He gave me to him.
15:46He gave him two lines.
15:47I did not let him.
15:48Sir, he said,
15:48that is an offer.
15:49He gave him a sign.
15:49I was very happy to be here.
15:49Leave me alone.
15:52I've been making a lot of people.
15:52I know many people, but I know many new people.
15:55I was in sixth class.
15:57I had to buy my house to my parents.
16:00Then I went to a slum in a house.
16:02I was there.
16:03I had a great idea of preparing for the exam.
16:06But what happens is that when you live in such a house,
16:08where you hire a hundred thousand dollars,
16:09and you don't have to work in the house,
16:12then you have to earn money.
16:13So I started to study in eighth class.
16:15So for me, I didn't have any passion for teaching.
16:18I was very happy to have a good job.
16:19I was happy to have a job.
16:21My old daughter had a � 독ization.
16:25I was happy to have a job.
16:27So I was happy to have a job and have a job.
16:27At the moment, you have to go to school.
16:29So you can take a job to take friends.
16:30I have to school from home.
16:32Then I have to teach a lot of education.
16:35I have to do the job with my other basics.
16:35But I'm not getting paid.
16:36I couldn't get paid for years.
16:37I did better at work.
16:38I was not getting them for the basics.
16:39So I felt like teachers didn't come to school.
16:42I had the love of students in college.
16:45...and gets a lot of fun in learning, in the study.
16:48Why are you enjoying learning?
16:50You are so serious.
16:51You are so serious, you are so lazy.
16:54You are so serious, you are so serious and you are so serious.
16:55Why don't you teach money?
16:56If I'm not learning money, then what is it?
16:59Then my college was nominated.
17:01The college was nominated since I had to study.
17:03We had to study physics.
17:05A better educator of physics.
17:08I had told you I would study with N.V. sir.
17:12Then I got a coat.
17:13Okay.
17:14Sir, I'm telling you.
17:16Kota is gone.
17:17Yes.
17:17And in Kota, I said that,
17:18Envy, sir, I'll get a video from where I can get.
17:20Yes.
17:21So, the video is very expensive,
17:22$33,000.
17:23So, Kota is stationary.
17:25They're pirated in the pen drive.
17:29So, I got 4,000 rupees for their videos.
17:34Thank you, sir.
17:36Then, I went to physics.
17:38I'm a very bad educator.
17:39I've taught them many times.
17:40I've taught them from their videos.
17:41I've taught them all.
17:42I've taught them all.
17:43I've taught them all.
17:45I've taught them all.
17:45I've taught them all.
17:47I've taught them all.
17:47So, I've taught them all.
17:49I've taught them all.
17:52And, you can see,
17:53there's a series.
17:54Hello, kids.
17:55Yes.
17:55It's a teaser.
17:56I've seen it.
17:57Yes.
17:59Sir,
18:00you're inspired by their lives
18:01and their journey.
18:03But, how big is this?
18:05Sir, this is a big thing.
18:07I've seen some kids there.
18:08Hi, Rohit.
18:09Yes, both Rohit.
18:10This is Rohit.
18:12This is Rohit.
18:12So, when it comes to NEET,
18:13it's a medical exam.
18:15When I come to NEET,
18:15I run away from Jamshedpur.
18:17Because I knew that Rohit,
18:19who is selling a mobile cover
18:20with a mobile cover,
18:21he's going to be a doctor.
18:23Wow.
18:24Wow.
18:24That's Rohit.
18:26That's Rohit.
18:28What's wrong?
18:29In Rohit.
18:31In Rohit.
18:33Rohit.
18:33Rohit.
18:34Rohit.
18:40Rohit.
18:40Oh,
18:40wonderful
18:42Yes.
18:43There was a woman sitting at Dolly in the Bagel
18:46as a woman,
18:46a 4-year-old had a home.
18:48Someone told someone,
18:50you're a doctor.
18:51Father,
18:51they're work,
18:52they all go.
18:53So,
18:53he sent a photo,
18:58I was surprised that if we don't have money, we will be able to do the coaching.
19:04My father knew that he is a person who is a person who is studying.
19:09He had a batch of 3,800 rupiah.
19:12After that, I gave my first attempt to NEET.
19:16My marks were 192.
19:18It was very low.
19:19I was a little bit demotivated.
19:21My father said that you are different.
19:24You are different.
19:24You are different.
19:25That's how I was different.
19:27Then I was motivated.
19:29My next NEET was given.
19:31I was selected.
19:32I am in the government medical college.
19:34Whatever you have is different.
19:39Thank you, sir.
19:40Thank you, sir.
19:41Thank you, sir.
19:42It's a great story for us today.
19:45What is the biggest thing about Kapil?
19:48At the beginning of the business.
19:49A less money.
19:53There is so so much.
20:04Thank you, sir.
20:05Thank you, sir.
20:06I'm sorry I'm sorry, you're on the baton.
20:11There's so much money.
20:11I'm sorry, sir.
20:12There has been some problems.
20:13I can't understand.
20:14I have bad feelings, I can understand.
20:15I have a lot of money.
20:15There's no push.
20:15I have.
20:15I can understand.
20:18foreign
20:20foreign
20:51I said that there are 24 crores of children in our country.
20:56There are 30,000,000 people who want us.
21:00There will be nothing to do with us.
21:0130,000,000 people.
21:03What is it?
21:05I want to thank you for one thing.
21:08Today, I am living here sitting.
21:10When I started studying, I had never seen that we will go to this show.
21:14If you are living here sitting, I will give you a chance.
21:17I don't know how many people will become a teacher.
21:22I don't know.
21:23Sir, we are here today.
21:25Many people will take care of this.
21:28This is good to see.
21:30Look, there are two people sitting here.
21:33This is a pirated video.
21:35I am happy that they will reach here.
21:38This is a great thing.
21:40This is a great thing.
21:40This is a great thing.
21:40No, no, no.
21:43There is no legal action.
21:45No, no, no, no.
21:47Sir, there is no legal action.
21:48We have a lot of police in here.
21:54You say that the samosas will be burning or not.
21:58Mother, father and sick child want to kill their children.
22:02We are happy to kill our children here.
22:05What a problem.
22:06What a problem.
22:07What a problem.
22:07What a problem.
22:09I want to say.
22:10I want to say something.
22:11I have to say something.
22:12I have to say something.
22:13I have to say something.
22:14I have to say something.
22:14700 crore.
22:15They have to say,
22:16I have to say,
22:17I have to say,
22:18this is the first time I am revealing this.
22:20684 crores in my account.
22:23Second day, you will transfer it.
22:24You will have to pay 15 crores.
22:26I have to say something.
22:28you have to make our whole segment.
22:30It is a huge amount for anybody.
22:32I think.
22:32Yes, absolutely.
22:33And someone who is standing there.
22:34Papa said,
22:35You are the love of children and you are the pleasure of being.
22:38You are the pleasure of being.
22:38Mother has sat down.
22:39What have we been taking here?
22:41What are we coming from?
22:42We are not beating ourselves with them.
22:43Wow.
23:13What the hell?
23:14So I took him and took him and took him data.
23:17There are so many issues.
23:18And he is doing wonderful in edtech space.
23:20He's doing great work in edtech.
23:21He's doing great company himself.
23:23Wow.
23:24Hi, sir.
23:24Hello.
23:26Kapil, sir, first of all, thanks from my family.
23:28I'm from Jammu.
23:29I'm sitting here and watching your show.
23:31Thank you very much.
23:32Tell me what happened to me about the garden girl.
23:36I want to know in the end.
23:39Why did you get married?
23:41No, sir, he left me.
23:43I was in Jammu.
23:44I went to Jammu.
23:45I went to Jammu.
23:45I went to Jammu.
23:45I went to Jammu to study in 2013.
23:47My first interaction was also funny.
23:50Sir's habit is to ask,
23:52if it's not a good job.
23:54So every topic is like,
23:55if it's not a good job,
23:56if it's not a good job.
23:57And this is the only vision
23:59that I need to make Google companies
24:01and make my children like this.
24:04What about it?
24:04I'm running two companies.
24:06I have 100 plus people working with me full time.
24:08Wow.
24:10And...
24:10What about it?
24:11Sir, my question is,
24:12chum...
24:12chum...
24:13chum...
24:13chum...
24:13What about it?
24:19Thank you, Sumit.
24:20Thank you, Captain, sir.
24:21Thank you, thank you, brother.
24:30Oh my god!
24:34Oh my god!
24:37OH MY GOD!
24:44Oh my god!
24:51Who are you? What are you writing?
25:01Who are you?
25:03Who are you?
25:08I am the scientist of Salman Khan.
25:13I am coming to the syllabus, I am not coming to the syllabus.
25:19I am Alman Khan Khan, ladies and gentlemen.
25:31Teacher.
25:34Teacher.
25:36Teacher.
25:39What are you saying?
25:40You understand yourself, what are you saying?
25:46I am writing your IQ level.
25:50One, one, zero.
25:52Zero, zero.
25:54Zero, zero.
25:56If someone's IQ is strong, then I am either I am or I am Shidu.
26:03Okay.
26:18Oh my God.
26:22Oh my God.
26:32Oh my God.
26:36Oh my God.
26:37Oh my God.
26:38Very different.
26:42Why did you give me a work of Sunil Grover?
26:44Why did you give me a work of Sunil Grover?
26:45Oh my God.
26:51Yes.
26:52All researchers seem a young guy at the same time.
26:54They're all not normal.
26:56hoo Huh.
26:58Yes.
26:59But in front of me, I'm going to go back to Billy.
27:04I'm going to bring him to the house,
27:06and I'm going to experiment on the house.
27:08Yes.
27:10And after experimenting on the house,
27:12I understood this thing.
27:13What?
27:14That the house is the world's number one dance teacher.
27:19How?
27:21If someone goes into a non-dancer,
27:23if someone goes into a non-dancer,
27:27then they leave the house as Michael Jackson.
27:35How?
27:37How?
27:41How?
27:44How?
27:50How?
27:54Oh...
27:57How?
28:00How?
28:03Uh...
28:04How?
28:06How?
28:07How?
28:08How?
28:10How?
28:10Hey!
28:16This is not only a good answer.
28:18No.
28:19This is a good answer.
28:20Wow!
28:21This is a good answer.
28:23This is a good answer.
28:25Do it like this.
28:26Hurry up.
28:28Do it.
28:29Don't do it, whoever will lose.
28:31Let's do it.
28:34Do it like this.
28:35What does it do?
28:36Do it like this.
28:38No.
28:39There is a good answer.
28:40And now there is a good answer.
28:46Good answer.
28:48You will not have to dance anymore.
28:51Because you have married new new new.
28:55Thank you very much.
29:00Why do you have to come back with me?
29:03You have to tell me about the scientists.
29:11Do you know him?
29:13But I know him.
29:14Who?
29:15I love him very much.
29:17Tell me about him,
29:20that he's not going anywhere with someone else.
29:24Who are you asking him?
29:26Who knows about his current affairs?
29:40Come here, come here.
29:43Let me get you out.
29:51That's a hard landing.
29:54Why are you doing it?
29:56You are taking me to me without her clothes or whatever.
30:01I didn't want you to put the tie there or something like that?
30:04I was trying to talk.
30:15foreign
30:19foreign
30:20foreign
30:21I don't know how to drink it.
30:26I don't know how to drink it.
30:26Do you make a doctor?
30:27I don't know how to drink it.
30:30Where are you?
30:34What are you doing here?
30:36I want to get a drink from the drink.
30:38Oh, sorry.
30:40I'm sorry.
30:40I'm sorry.
30:43I'm sorry.
30:44You've learned my formula.
30:46I've learned a lot.
30:48I've learned a lot.
30:50Kerala, you've got 500 rupees.
30:50And I've told you.
30:54He gave you.
30:54I'm going to get it.
30:55We need credit.
31:00I'm going to buy a credit account.
31:03I know to say that the first thing.
31:09That's important.
31:10We check it out.
31:10I need the mobile number.
31:12How much is it, we need half a mobile number, we need to give it to us, we can't do
31:21it, we don't have to do it, we don't have to do it.
31:24Let's take the zero to the next one.
31:27I've got 14,000 crores.
31:30I've never given anyone credit.
31:34Okay.
31:35I've made the law of gravity.
31:39What are you talking about?
31:39Yes.
31:40Newton didn't have it.
31:42Newton came to me and said,
31:44Paaji.
31:51Paaji, my wife is here, I'm going to go to the hospital.
31:54I don't have any work.
31:56Give me a formula.
31:57I gave it to me the law of gravity.
31:59I said, I'll take it.
32:01Then?
32:03I gave it to me the law of gravity.
32:06I like her sister-in-law.
32:09I am not gonna go to the hospital.
32:17I am going to go with gravity.
32:19I was going to go to the hospital.
32:20I was going to take my gravity and I didn't get the phone.
32:23Then it was also the Raham Bell.
32:25Okay.
32:26He said, Paaji.
32:27Why do you call all Pajji?
32:29They don't know how many people understand me about Punjabi.
32:35I've done a great job and I've never told anyone.
32:39In Maths, I've given music.
32:41Why do you have music?
32:42Two, one, the two.
32:44Two to the four.
32:46Four to the eight.
32:48Eight to the six.
32:51Ten, ten, ten, ten.
32:53Ten, ten, ten, ten.
32:54Ten, Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
32:55Yes, the same.
32:56A table is at the one's here.
32:59Three thousand thousand.
33:01There's a table at the house for us here.
33:05We have tea at the one's here.
33:08Let's drink tea and drink.
33:10I feel like you're a style.
33:12Anyone who's made this a verb?
33:15As for listening to your story?
33:16People are my fans.
33:19We are scientists, sir.
33:21We are out for such a formula.
33:50Oh
33:54Hello, sir, I'm going to put water in the house and then he'll get up.
34:02Which station? Kanpur?
34:06No.
34:10Kanpur?
34:13Kanpur?
34:16Kanpur?
34:19You are given education, everyone is still carrying out.
34:22How many blessings you will get?
34:25It's the best thing when we get up from low level and get to upper level.
34:31Now we will have Gulshan, who painted in Gujarat.
34:35Where is it?
34:35Gulshan?
34:36Gulshan, look here.
34:37This is a dharoga.
34:39Oh, wow.
34:41They painted in Gujarat.
34:43How many did you get?
34:44Hello, Gulshan.
34:45Hello, sir.
34:46Hello, sir.
34:47We got 12,000 rupees for a month.
34:50The work was for 12 hours.
34:51The company was closed for 12 hours.
34:54The company was closed for 12 hours.
34:56For the first time, we killed 12 hours for 12 hours.
34:59If we get 460 rupees, we'll get more money.
35:03Then we saw a video of Khansar.
35:05Khansar said,
35:06If someone knows so much that
35:10that we have to learn chemistry and history,
35:12then we will make 4 months.
35:16We will make 4 months.
35:20We thought that we have to know.
35:23What are we doing here in Gujarat?
35:25Let's go to the house.
35:27Then we went to the study.
35:28The study was prepared.
35:30Then Khansar said,
35:32We took 499 rupees.
35:34We took the other phone.
35:35I didn't have a phone.
35:37We were asking them to class.
35:39We were going to have a phone.
35:41We were going to have a target
35:42that we didn't have to go to one year from one year.
35:44We took the job.
35:46Now, my mother gave me a exam for 366 days.
35:49We got a result.
35:50The target was 366 days.
35:54The mother gave us to the doctor.
35:58Now, he did not work.
36:07Thank you sir.
36:09Now, my father used to be a father,
36:15and he was going to have a job.
36:18We were just trying to work.
36:22Wow.
36:22So proud of you.
36:22Thank you sir.
36:22He had a dream to study in IIT.
36:24Wow.
36:25In IIT.
36:26He came to Hawaii Chapel, but Hawaii Chapel was not good.
36:28So we took him to admission.
36:30And today he is in IIT in Kharagpur.
36:33He will come here too.
36:34Where is Minto Kumar?
36:37This is Minto Kumar.
36:39What is IIT in Kharagpur?
36:42This is IIT in Kharagpur.
36:45This is the dream of all the children.
36:48What is the truth?
36:49What is your dream?
36:49What is your dream?
36:51This is our PCA.
36:54This is from Mumbai.
36:55Hello, sir.
36:56Namaste, sir.
36:57Sir, Kapil, sir.
36:59Khan, sir, I was out of my head of death.
37:01I was in depression.
37:03I was in Merchant Navy.
37:04But my job was gone.
37:07So in lockdown, my father-in-law saw Khan's videos,
37:11my mother-in-law saw me.
37:12And they taught me.
37:13I was motivated by the online class of sir's online.
37:15And today I am a labor enforcement officer in Bihar.
37:19Wow.
37:20All because of Khan, sir.
37:21All because of Khan, sir.
37:23What the truth is.
37:23You are welcome.
37:26All because of Khan, sir.
37:27What the truth is.
37:27What the truth is.
37:29What the truth is.
37:44Can I ask you?
37:45No.
37:48No.
37:48One day I sat in my cabin and opened the gate and there was a lady in my house.
37:53Like in my rural area, there was a lady in my head.
37:56She had a hat on her head.
37:58She had shoes on her feet.
37:59She had shoes on her feet.
38:01She had shoes on her feet.
38:03She came back and there was a change in her life.
38:06She came back and said,
38:07Nitin sir, I want to take admission for my child's needs.
38:13I said, sir, sit.
38:14I don't have to pay for fees.
38:15I said, I'll do it.
38:17I asked her, where are the children?
38:21She said, the child is this.
38:22The lady came to her.
38:23She wanted to prepare for a need.
38:24She was married.
38:26She wanted to prepare for a need.
38:29She wanted to prepare for a married girl.
38:31She talked to me.
38:33She told me that she came from a very normal village.
38:36She was selling her own land.
38:38She said, my money will come.
38:39I'll pay for 4.
38:41She said, sir.
38:42The main thing is that, sir,
38:44she was her husband or father.
38:47She was her sister.
38:49She was her sister.
38:51Wow.
38:52Wow.
38:52Wow.
38:56Wow.
38:57You have to pay for 15 years.
38:58And how do you pay for 15 years?
39:01You have to pay for 15 years in a row.
39:02Why do you pay for 15 years?
39:02Even si you trust your life.
39:05You will pay for 15 years.
39:06With the maximum of you money,
39:08you make it to your own money.
39:12You make it to your own money.
39:14You will pay for 15 years.
39:15How do you pay it?
39:16I, too,
39:16I am very proud of you.
39:17I am very proud of you.
39:19I will take you one example, which is very important for everyone.
39:22Maybe we should know that your approach is very important.
39:24The girls told me that don't do the injury in 50 years.
39:27Now, our Sophia and Veomika, who did the operation of the steel,
39:31they were both daughters.
39:33They could grow in the military. Why couldn't they go to injury?
39:35Why couldn't they go to any field of surgery?
39:37Some women go to the medical field, they would say.
39:39Today, we are on top level today that they can do good surgery.
39:42They can do good surgery.
39:43There are only 12.5% of the girls who have surgery.
39:46There is a lack of thought.
39:48Right.
39:50There is also a backbone of the nursing staff.
39:53Yes, right.
39:54The doctor is doing operation.
39:55After the operation, after the operation,
39:59the most important thing comes to the nursing staff.
40:02And today, there is also a 90% of the nursing staff.
40:05There is also a 90% of the nursing staff.
40:06In any hospital, you can see their backbone.
40:11The details can be taken also to the nursing staff.
40:14Who formed thefits of Staff poderia?
40:22Those who called
40:23her in S extracts.
40:25Kindern 2 years later for diferente Japan.
40:32They could go to the nursing staff way.
40:34He could go to the nursing staff.
40:35Many years later.
40:35His brother would fall at 80 years later.
40:36landlords were HOPE
40:36responder.
40:36They could gone up at 18し.
40:37How many years later?
40:38It does not be the source of 립ons more than unable There,
40:38I'm a good person.
40:40We're only two or three people.
40:41There are many people who are good.
40:44If you also record a course,
40:45you can record a stand-up comedy course.
40:48Ma'am, this is also a career.
40:50If you record Miss Vigenza...
40:53But you'll have to learn for that.
40:56No, no.
40:58It's a joke.
40:59It's the first of your 20-30 years
41:01that I've seen in this line.
41:03You can learn two or four things now.
41:05I can learn it now.
41:07See?
41:14I'm talking a little different from the context.
41:16Kapil Sharma, Kapil Sharma is the whole world.
41:19But in your show, your mother comes.
41:23When her mother can be seen in the camera,
41:25because she is the real person who can be seen,
41:28she feels that she is my master.
41:31Kapil sir will always be seen.
41:33And if you will see Kapil sir,
41:36you will see her mother's interest.
41:38If you have seen her mother,
41:40then she will probably get a happy
41:42when she sees her mother's eyes.
41:44What?
41:47I really salute you, sir.
41:48You have all the awards, Kapil Sharma show,
41:50all on one side.
41:50But your mother,
41:51when you see her mother,
41:52there's nothing in the life of this.
42:24Thank you, brother.
42:24If I follow my mother's stylish,
42:25I'm told in the past.
42:26I'm told in the past.
42:26That means that my filter and sensor
42:28has been sitting around me.
42:29That's great.
42:31That's amazing.
42:32Thanks, Master.
42:33you have gotten a lot after shooting.
42:35It's a huge deal.
42:37The person who came here to us,
42:39I'm now being obese,
42:40and I thought,
42:42who will be places I want to be?
42:45Mom, you're more popular than her.
42:47Mommy is sitting at the show.
42:49My mother went to Covid-19.
42:52My daughter was at home.
42:53There was a colony.
42:55My mother was traveling.
42:57After that, my daughter told me
42:59that she gave me some money.
43:01She said, why?
43:02She said, people die with me.
43:19It's a hairy leg.
43:23Hey, hey!
43:25Hey, hey!
43:26Hey, hey!
43:28Hey, ma'am.
43:29What are you talking about?
43:35We're focusing on the place.
43:39Oh, my mother.
43:41You had to go to Gyani Chowmin.
43:42Why did you go to Gyani Chowmin?
43:44Why did you go to Gyani Chowmin?
43:47You need to go to Gyani Chowmin.
43:49We'll go to Gyani Chowmin.
43:52Come here.
43:52Come here.
43:52We'll meet them.
43:55Hey, my mother.
43:56They have a v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v
44:00-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v
44:00-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v.
44:00Come here.
44:01Come here.
44:02Mother, I can't hear you.
44:04Say this.
44:04A girl who leaves me and we come to the motorcycle,
44:06they're coming to the motorcycle,
44:07They do 20-30 rupees.
44:08They say they're like, they're going to steal their money.
44:11That's right, that's right.
44:13I don't want to give up in the village.
44:16What's that?
44:22My purse is a little bit inside.
44:25You work with your bag here, and you give it away.
44:30Mother, there's a diaper in the bag, and there's nothing else.
44:33I've also given the purse in my bag.
44:35I have given the purse in my bag.
44:37When I'm such a gay women, I'm like men, people sit and make them look good.
44:41It'll be jetzt in front of me.
44:43Fram to me! I'm a lady I'm too.
44:48For Buoyama's wedding.
44:49Yes, Mother's wedding.
44:51We all ever saved.
44:55We're almost all human beings, Mother's wedding.
44:58You're a lady or a gay woman?
44:59It didn't get pregnant.
45:01You're pregnant now, isn't it?
45:03I don't know.
45:05You know, you all know,
45:06you notice the hair.
45:07The hair has been showing them how many hair they are.
45:15They are so much.
45:17They don't have to keep it.
45:18Hey, son, keep it.
45:20Hey, son, you too.
45:21Get out, get out.
45:24If you work, you keep it 20 rupees,
45:26it'll be your work.
45:26Okay, mom.
45:56hey
45:57Is it a little bit more?
45:59I'll put it on the side.
46:02After that, chemistry is more important.
46:08You're preparing for the art of art, my mother was preparing for art.
46:14I'm always talking about it.
46:17You're so intelligent, right?
46:19You don't know that you're a big man or that.
46:22I know that my mother is so big.
46:30I always say that I have to study.
46:33I'm learning a lot.
46:35I've told you.
46:37When we were going to the bathroom,
46:39I was reading the jens.
46:41I was telling you,
46:42if you are not going ladies,
46:42I was going to go to the jens.
46:44What is that?
46:45I was suffering from my hands.
46:47That's why I was going to the jens.
46:54But of course,
46:55let me tell you,
46:58the jens ladies bathroom,
47:01what is the need for reading?
47:02Yes.
47:03The jens made like this,
47:05the jens made like this,
47:06the ladies.
47:10It's easy.
47:12Mom,
47:13look at this little girl.
47:16Oh, girl.
47:17Mom, take it.
47:18I won't take it.
47:19I won't take it.
47:20I won't take it.
47:21I won't take it.
47:21I won't take it.
47:25I won't take it anymore.
47:26Mom, do a child.
47:27But you won't take it?
47:33Are you all you did?
47:34If you are not going to take it,
47:34you can put it here.
47:35Then you can write,
47:35if you want to bring it here.
47:38If you are working here
47:39You are now making your mother's phone?
47:39No, mom.
47:40You are telling me that.
47:42Mom, tell me that.
47:43Mom, tell me that.
47:44Mom, tell me that.
47:44Why don't I do nothing?
47:45Mom, I am hospital.
47:45Mom, she is in film in hospital.
47:48My mother.
47:48He is in film in the hospital.
47:51Mom, can you tell me that?
47:53I'm going to ask myself.
47:55Hello, sister?
47:57How are you sending me this girl?
48:00What are you saying to me?
48:02You're saying,
48:02I'm going to write myself
48:03or I'm going to make money.
48:05I'm not a bus stander.
48:09No, no.
48:10Why are you asking me to ask her?
48:11I'm going to ask her.
48:12I'm going to look at her.
48:13I'm going to understand her.
48:16I'm going to ask you, Mother.
48:19What are you going to ask?
48:22No, I'm going to ask her.
48:24She's going to get out of four beers.
48:28You're always going to do this here.
48:30We're going to do this.
48:32It's going to be a work to do this.
48:33We're going to come here.
48:35There are so many great educators and teachers.
48:37There are so many people here.
48:38I want to learn something.
48:40I'm going to leave this in my childhood.
48:42Why do you leave this?
48:43Tell them.
48:44What happened to Khan, sir?
48:48That the test of Mangalbara passed away.
48:50The result was an egg.
48:51I'll tell them.
48:52I've eaten some egg.
48:56I'll tell them.
48:58I'll tell them.
48:59I'll tell them.
48:59I'll tell them.
48:59I'll tell them.
48:59One minute.
49:00I'll tell them.
49:01Look.
49:03It's very easy.
49:04If you don't have to study,
49:05if you don't study,
49:06not study in school,
49:06then study on YouTube.
49:08Do you know?
49:09Yes, YouTube videos,
49:11where are they from?
49:11Where are they from?
49:12Where are they from?
49:13YouTube is very good.
49:15I won't study on YouTube.
49:16I won't study on YouTube.
49:17What is it?
49:17YouTube is like...
49:19I've put a video on Khan,
49:21and there will be two items.
49:22I'll tell them.
49:26I'll tell them.
49:39I'll tell them.
49:41I've put a video on YouTube.
49:44I'll tell them.
49:44I'll tell them.
49:45I'll tell them.
49:45And they'll teach Hitler.
49:47They're taught a lot of details.
49:48It's like Hitler's head.
49:51They'll touch it.
49:55They will tell them.
50:07Oh, my goodness.
50:25I'm sorry.
50:26I'm sorry.
50:27I'm sorry.
50:29I'm sorry.
50:30I'm sorry.
50:30Do you have to read history?
50:31I have to read physics.
50:31No, I don't read physics.
50:33Why?
50:33What do you have to read physics?
50:35I don't read physics.
50:36Why?
50:42Oh, my God.
50:43What does he say?
50:43This is what he said.
50:44It's all physics.
50:48It's science and technology.
50:51You know how to do physics.
50:52Yes, I know.
50:53Yeah, force is equal to mass into acceleration.
50:56Oh!
51:01Look at this.
51:02This is why I remember it.
51:04but here is more force
51:05no no, here is more mass
51:13and take mass and go to the toilet in the morning
51:17there is more force in the car
51:19acceleration
51:24I'm calling my mother
51:25I'm calling my mother
51:26I'm calling my mother
51:30Hey, how are you sending me?
51:32Do you know what I'm saying?
51:33I'm saying,
51:34how are you doing?
51:37Aggressive
51:39How do you keep the toilet?
51:49I'm going to cut the phone
51:51No, what do you do?
51:57No, how are you sending me?
51:58She's starting to make the toilet
52:01Don't聞- don't put the toilet
52:03Ben bet I don't see if it's to Ibiza
52:10Don't be kidding
52:11Please have turned me in shaking
52:15Don't move
52:15Don't touch your
52:16See our ties
52:27all
52:27foreign
52:57Holy, God.
52:58Hi, everyone.
52:59Happy Holy.
53:04We're going to go.
53:05Come on, baby.
53:07Hey, the baby.
53:08The baby, my baby.
53:10The baby, my dad is my dad.
53:13Come on.
53:14Come on, come on.
53:15Don't you keep your name?
53:16Huh?
53:17I'll give you the name of Nithini Abhi.
53:19Tell me.
53:20Kapil Grover.
53:21Kapil Grover.
53:22I'll give you his name.
53:23I'll give you the name.
53:27Sit down.
53:28Sit down.
53:29Sit down.
53:30Sit down.
53:30Come on.
53:32Come on.
53:33Oh, my God.
53:53I'll give you the name of Nithini Abhi.
53:57Oh
54:34Oh
55:04Oh
55:31Oh
55:32Happy Holy to all of you
55:36Happy Holy to all of you
55:40Happy Holy
55:42Oh
55:43Happy Holy
55:45Oh
55:46Happy Holy
55:46Happy Holy Holy
55:48Oh my God
55:51Oh my God
55:58Thank you
55:59Sir, today
55:59This episode is so special
56:03We all have to see
56:04We all have to see
56:05We all have to see
56:08So thank you so much for coming
56:10Thank you really
56:11Very good
56:13We never thought
56:15We will make a holy show
56:18I didn't know
56:19And friends
56:22Today we have so many educators
56:24After meeting
56:25We can say that
56:27The knowledge is very necessary
56:28And the knowledge is growing
56:30But the knowledge is growing
56:34Because the knowledge is growing
56:35Because the knowledge is growing
56:36Don't laugh
56:37Don't laugh
56:37Don't laugh
56:37Don't laugh
56:38Don't laugh
56:38Don't laugh
56:41Only on Netflix
56:43Goodnight
56:43Shubratri
56:54No
56:56Nope
57:23Long
Comments