The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 01: Desi Girl, Global Swag - Priyanka Chopra - video Dailymotion

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00:26:55I will ask you, I will tell you about the AI about Kapil.

00:27:46Let's do it.

00:27:55was starting. How do you know?

00:27:58I'll give you a foot massage too.

00:27:59Hey! Hey!

00:28:01We're going to go.

00:28:02We're going to go.

00:28:02No, no, no.

00:28:04Let's go, let's go.

00:28:08Today Priyanka is a global star.

00:28:11But Priyanka is a good job that you can't do.

00:28:17I've actually done such things in my 20s.

00:28:24I've been doing such things.

00:28:27I can't do such things.

00:28:30What kind of thing?

00:28:31I'm scared to say it.

00:28:35There are some things.

00:28:38Pranks have been done.

00:28:39If I have a plate for my house,

00:28:42I put it in my purse.

00:28:43What?

00:28:45You are saying that you are calling me on the international television.

00:28:47You are calling me on the international television.

00:28:49But you are blessed, Archana Ji.

00:28:50You can do this now.

00:28:57I've gone to her house.

00:28:59I've got tea.

00:28:59I've got a Netflix show.

00:29:01No, no, no.ена.

00:29:04To see

00:29:05if you are coming from Namrissar. Or Patayala.

00:29:07Archana Ji. Mudd

00:29:08Island. I'm

00:29:09terrible from the sparsity.

00:29:10We are tired. We're going to LA

00:29:13to Mumbai. Mumbai

00:29:14to London. Then we're shooting.

00:29:15Okay. What are

00:29:17my charm and which things

00:29:19you motivate?

00:29:20You do so much travel?

00:29:21What do you do?

00:29:22Look, when you look at your bank balance,

00:29:24it's like zero, zero, zero, zero.

00:29:27you get a lot of motivation.

00:29:33But you know,

00:29:35to push your ability,

00:29:37it's very necessary.

00:29:38If you don't have evolution in a person,

00:29:40especially as an artist,

00:29:41you're going to do the same show,

00:29:43your story is different.

00:29:44But the story...

00:29:48When this show came to Netflix,

00:29:52there's so much value in this show

00:29:54that the Indians are outside of India,

00:29:57and the show that you can see,

00:29:59and that you can see all of us,

00:30:00and that you can understand the audience,

00:30:02and that they also have a homecoming.

00:30:04I also watch your show.

00:30:06Seriously?

00:30:06Honestly, man.

00:30:07I'm mad at that.

00:30:09When you miss your house,

00:30:10you'll see the great Indian couple show.

00:30:11How sweet, Priyanka.

00:30:13What the hell?

00:30:17I don't know.

00:30:18I don't know one thing.

00:30:19Sorry, it's a very personal question.

00:30:21But you and Nick,

00:30:22where did you get the first time?

00:30:23Did you get the message from it?

00:30:25How did you get the message from it?

00:30:26No, not.

00:30:27But you get the message from it.

00:30:29You get the message from it.

00:30:31You get the message from it.

00:30:33You get the message from it.

00:30:34Guys,

00:30:35you did the message from it.

00:30:36You did the message from it.

00:30:37I missed it.

00:30:38Twitter has made some lives

00:30:40and some have failed.

00:30:43We are on Twitter.

00:30:44We are on Twitter.

00:30:45We are on Twitter.

00:30:46We are on Twitter.

00:30:47We are on Twitter.

00:30:52We are on Twitter.

00:30:53We are on Twitter.

00:30:53But you heard the songs from it.

00:30:54When you were on Twitter.

00:30:55I know the songs.

00:30:57But they were not familiar with their music.

00:31:00But I saw one of them.

00:31:02Where they have a shirt.

00:31:05So I said,

00:31:06I have to go on a date.

00:31:09I have seen the whole list.

00:31:10I have seen the whole list.

00:31:11I have seen the whole list.

00:31:12I have seen the whole list.

00:31:14Yes, I have seen it.

00:31:14I have seen it.

00:31:15You have noticed one thing.

00:31:16After marriage,

00:31:16in Hollywood,

00:31:18Priyanka has worked so much.

00:31:19He has acted in action.

00:31:20And he has been a jasusi.

00:31:21He has been a jasusi.

00:31:23So is this a coincidence

00:31:23that after marriage,

00:31:26I am a jasusi?

00:31:29Seriously?

00:31:30No, no.

00:31:31It is a jasusi.

00:31:32He says,

00:31:33I look good with a gun in my hand.

00:31:35So,

00:31:36I keep getting cast with a gun in my hand.

00:31:41As you all know,

00:31:42Priyanka is not a small job.

00:31:45All of them are larger than life.

00:31:47Now,

00:31:48they are doing this film

00:31:49with Raja Mauli.

00:31:50And in Raja Mauli's film,

00:31:51you also know,

00:31:52it is a big budget.

00:31:54But when Priyanka came here,

00:31:55we have listened to the film.

00:31:57It is 1,300 crores.

00:31:59It is 1,300 crores.

00:32:03So,

00:32:04it will only be a film in 1,300 crores

00:32:06or you will also give

00:32:07the people of Varanasi?

00:32:10But before,

00:32:11it was not so much budget

00:32:12when you came,

00:32:13the budget has increased.

00:32:14This is the truth.

00:32:15I will confirm that you came here.

00:32:16So,

00:32:17what do you think?

00:32:18What is the budget in my bank account?

00:32:20Now,

00:32:21see,

00:32:21I mean,

00:32:22I mean,

00:32:23I mean,

00:32:29I mean,

00:32:29what is the plot?

00:32:30What is the plot?

00:32:30Raja Mauli,

00:32:31you know,

00:32:31I didn't know

00:32:32how to play the other part

00:32:33that why he killed the Bahubali.

00:32:35So,

00:32:36you feel like

00:32:36that the film will reveal?

00:32:40Oh!

00:32:41I mean,

00:32:42the film will be

00:32:42for the film to adopt.

00:32:44So,

00:32:57the film will be

00:32:58like

00:32:58the film will be

00:32:59for the film.

00:33:07God,

00:33:08it is about

00:33:09He will be in

00:33:09Don't go to the film.

00:33:16foreign

00:33:21foreign

00:33:40Today, they have come.

00:33:42Yes.

00:33:44They are not only in the acting church,

00:33:47but in Peter, John and Simon.

00:33:56Ladies and gentlemen,

00:33:58please welcome,

00:34:00Priyanka Chopra Jonas.

00:34:08Oh, what happened?

00:34:10What happened?

00:34:12We asked a lot.

00:34:14We thought,

00:34:15when you come here,

00:34:17we will talk a little bit.

00:34:20Just put your hand in hand.

00:34:22Just put your hand in hand.

00:34:24Just put your hand in hand.

00:34:25Just put your hand in hand.

00:34:27No.

00:34:30That's the same thing.

00:34:32Oh, hello.

00:34:34What are you talking about?

00:34:35What are you talking about?

00:34:38This is the same to the same thing.

00:34:40What happens?

00:34:42Sometimes it's small,

00:34:42but it's a little bit.

00:34:45It's a little bit.

00:34:51It's a little bit.

00:34:53But please fill your hand down the tongue in the tongue.

00:34:55If you wish to put your hand in the tongue.

00:35:02If you want to let it out,

00:35:11you know what to do.

00:35:12It's the same thing.

00:35:14If you want to give it to your hand,

00:35:15you have to give it to you.

00:35:16Isn't it amazing?

00:35:17You just love it.

00:35:18This short form doesn't suit everyone.

00:35:23Now look, Navjot Singh Sidhu is so sweet.

00:35:27Now put a short form.

00:35:29N.S.S.

00:35:32It seems like a corporate paper form.

00:35:39Archana Puran Singh is so sweet.

00:35:42Now A.P.S.

00:35:44It seems like a tire company.

00:35:49A.P.S. Tire with Kapil.

00:35:56P.C. Ji.

00:35:59I am happy to know you.

00:36:00Our Mitra, Raja Goli Ji, has sent you a gift.

00:36:04What?

00:36:04What did he send?

00:36:06N.O.L.A.K.H.A.R.

00:36:08Look, this is broccoli.

00:36:11That is not important.

00:36:13Important is that this is green.

00:36:16Raja Goli Ji VFX

00:36:17will make $9,000,000.

00:36:23You know that Raja Goli Ji VFX is so sweet.

00:36:26When they get tired,

00:36:27they don't relax.

00:36:29They also do VFX.

00:36:30They do VFX.

00:36:30I know that Raja Goli Ji VFX is so sweet.

00:36:35They do VFX.

00:36:38They do VFX.

00:36:39They do VFX.

00:36:40They do VFX.

00:36:41They do VFX.

00:37:28I thought I had a job with broccoli.

00:37:30What would you want?

00:37:32I know which one would be good.

00:37:36This is the secret.

00:37:37Good question!

00:37:39May I ask the question, Prinka?

00:37:41Yes.

00:37:42I would also be a nice girl.

00:37:45That's the idea of what has changed?

00:37:47Oh, wow.

00:37:47She's so much of a nice girl.

00:37:49She asks you about the ways I've been talking.

00:37:52I've never told you about your questions.

00:37:53When did you tell me about it?

00:37:57What are you doing here?

00:37:59Time passed.

00:38:00So, I'm bored from Bollywood.

00:38:06I want to go to Hollywood.

00:38:10I'm bored.

00:38:12I also want to run back in Baywatch.

00:38:17Must be done.

00:38:18I want to romance with rock.

00:38:20Of course.

00:38:20I want to do romance with rock.

00:38:22Why not, Saiz?

00:38:23Do you believe that if you put a wig,

00:38:25it feels like John Cena itself.

00:38:29That's why I want to go to Hollywood.

00:38:32I want to work with rock.

00:38:33I want to work with Vin Diesel.

00:38:36I want to run with Vin Diesel.

00:38:37I'm going to run with Vin Diesel.

00:38:40Laj Mata, you are forgetting.

00:38:42What?

00:38:42I exactly know that Priyanka Ji likes my types.

00:38:47How?

00:38:48How?

00:38:49How?

00:38:49No, look.

00:38:50You like people.

00:38:51Cancha China from Agnipas.

00:38:53Oh.

00:38:55The rock they watch.

00:38:57If you look at me above and above,

00:39:01I feel like rock.

00:39:02I feel like rock.

00:39:02I feel like.

00:39:03Priyanka Ji, this rock is above and above,

00:39:06it's full of chalk.

00:39:06It's a rock.

00:39:07Ah!

00:39:09Ah!

00:39:10Ah!

00:39:11Ah!

00:39:13Ah!

00:39:22Ah!

00:39:28Oh, Lord

00:39:29God!

00:39:30You тому.

00:39:32Ah, what do you want to do there?

00:39:34I am possible to do a lot of things.

00:39:35I will show you a live King Kong…

00:39:37King Kong.

00:39:38Ready?

00:39:39Ready.

00:39:40Ready?

00:40:05Priyanka ji!

00:40:07Wow!

00:40:08I feel like I will go to Hollywood.

00:40:10First, I will leave it in the Zoom.

00:40:15Bye!

00:40:16Let's go!

00:40:19Bye, Cutkappa!

00:40:25I forgot how many people laugh in the show.

00:40:29Priyanka, our Indian audience

00:40:31of social media has become so sweet.

00:40:34Really?

00:40:35Priyanka, I will give you some life proof.

00:40:36There are some photographs.

00:40:37You will see how many comments will come.

00:40:39Oh, God!

00:40:48Law ji, the first photo of Priyanka's

00:40:50on the land of Florida.

00:40:52Notice the theme here.

00:40:53It's subtle.

00:40:55I understand.

00:40:57It's real, Anaconda.

00:40:59Yes, the snake's name is boa constrictor.

00:41:01Okay.

00:41:02It's constricted.

00:41:03It's constricted.

00:41:03It's a little bird.

00:41:04It's a little bird.

00:41:05It's a little bird.

00:41:06It's a little bird.

00:41:06I mean...

00:41:09Show your comments.

00:41:12Wow!

00:41:12Priyanka cobra!

00:41:17And look...

00:41:18Look at this photo,

00:41:19My mother's memory is come.

00:41:21It's a little bird.

00:41:24That's what I found.

00:41:27Look at this photo.

00:41:28And look...

00:41:28Nick is thinking,

00:41:29who has put on a shield with her.

00:41:30What will I do?

00:41:33And look...

00:41:34Nick was so distraught.

00:41:36I didn't get close to my house, I didn't get close to my house, I didn't get close to my

00:41:40house, I didn't get close to my house

00:41:41And see

00:41:42Let me put my fingers and my friends also say to me

00:41:47This is your line, Kapil

00:41:49Definitely you have put it

00:41:50How do you know?

00:41:53And see

00:41:54Priyanka in New York

00:41:55Oh, look back, how many Priyanka are in the mirror?

00:41:58I took a selfie in the bathroom, what did people comment on this?

00:42:01Oh, people can comment on this

00:42:03Look

00:42:05What a class Priyanka is, the bathroom is also wearing tie

00:42:11Really nice

00:42:13And see

00:42:15My name is Ravi Chopra and my mother's name is Priyanka Chopra

00:42:19Yesterday my parents teacher meeting, my mother is here

00:42:22If you can come to the meeting, it will be good

00:42:27Someone commented and replied back

00:42:29Tell me, tell me, are you asking or your father is asking?

00:42:37And see

00:42:38Oh, what a beautiful picture

00:42:40Oh, Karwa Chaut

00:42:41Happy Karwa Chaut

00:42:42And yes, I am filming

00:42:43A true Hindustani who promotes the customs and traditions of India

00:42:47This is true

00:42:49This is true

00:42:50This is true

00:42:51This is true

00:42:51Look at the comment

00:42:52Nick's hair is red

00:42:53He has always had to eat this samosa

00:42:55And he has eaten

00:42:59And see

00:43:00This is a huge comment

00:43:02Nick has renewed his life insurance

00:43:06This is the best

00:43:08Best one

00:43:09Best one

00:43:10Best one

00:43:11Number one

00:43:12People are damn genius

00:43:13Really

00:43:14This is so long

00:43:15But such a beautiful picture

00:43:16I was crowned Miss World at this arena 24 years ago

00:43:20God, let me tell you in Sanchep

00:43:22Yes

00:43:22So what was that?

00:43:26Nick was performing in the O2 arena

00:43:28And I didn't remember

00:43:31But someone remembered

00:43:32That before

00:43:32I became Miss World

00:43:35Wow

00:43:36Wow

00:43:37So

00:43:39Come and see our comments

00:43:41Research

00:43:41Anusar

00:43:42A

00:43:43A

00:43:44A

00:44:07That's a good one.

00:44:18She's hiding her face.

00:44:20She's hiding her face.

00:44:23Priyanka, you've enjoyed growing up in India.

00:44:27Malty is growing up there.

00:44:29So something that Malty will miss here,

00:44:32because she's not growing up here.

00:44:33She comes here.

00:44:34I've come to Hyderabad, Mumbai, Delhi.

00:44:38India has traveled a lot.

00:44:40Yodhya is with me.

00:44:40So I've tried that our Sanskrit,

00:44:44it will stay around her as much as I can.

00:44:49When she wears her ghaagra choli,

00:44:52she says her Indian princess.

00:44:53She likes her ghaagras,

00:44:56bindi, churiyam, bangles.

00:44:59Queen's daughter will say her princess?

00:45:01And what will she say?

00:45:04I've tried her.

00:45:05some fans,

00:45:05some chit-pate questions.

00:45:07My father.

00:45:08So,

00:45:08you've put a Nik on Indian clothes,

00:45:11we've seen on the internet.

00:45:13You've put a picture on them.

00:45:13you've put a picture on them.

00:45:16It's a man's head.

00:45:18That's how it is.

00:45:19It's a man's head.

00:45:20It's a man's head.

00:45:21It's a man's head.

00:45:22It's a man's head.

00:45:33So,

00:45:44Seriously?!

00:45:46Jasmine?

00:45:48I feel good forodka he is.

00:45:51I'm tired of getting pulled?".

00:45:57And it's unfortunately.

00:46:13He said, why does this smell like farts?

00:46:19What?

00:46:26If you want to give a Punjabi nickname for Nick,

00:46:30it's your family, Chachi Tai,

00:46:32some people don't have the name of Nick Jonas,

00:46:35so what would you like to give a Punjabi name?

00:46:37My father, Chacha and all of them,

00:46:39Nikwa, Nikki, Nikku.

00:46:41We already said that.

00:46:45My wife...

00:46:48He said one day, Nikkar.

00:46:51Who?

00:46:54Nikkar.

00:46:56I'm thinking, what do you think?

00:46:59Like this, Logan,

00:47:00my family,

00:47:01whose packs are slightly less.

00:47:04Nikkar, come here.

00:47:08Now, you've told Nick,

00:47:10that the Indian,

00:47:11or our food,

00:47:13for example,

00:47:13if you drink water,

00:47:16it's not bloating.

00:47:16Have you ever tried that?

00:47:18No, it's not.

00:47:19But when there are plants,

00:47:20when there are plants,

00:47:21there are plants in our house.

00:47:24Where there are plants,

00:47:25there are plants and plants,

00:47:27there are plants and plants.

00:47:27That's enough.

00:47:28What's the matter?

00:47:29You're not teaching your children,

00:47:31and you've also made half an Indian.

00:47:33Yes, my mother-in-law

00:47:35and you've always sent me

00:47:37for the first time.

00:47:39But when you've told Nick,

00:47:40what's the story behind

00:47:41Karwa Chautha's story,

00:47:43why it's kept up,

00:47:43you'll be very happy.

00:47:45I'm very happy.

00:47:46It's her favorite.

00:47:47Wow!

00:47:48You don't eat food for my well-being.

00:47:51It's her favorite holiday.

00:47:54Now,

00:47:56we've tried to look at the moon

00:48:01once in a stadium,

00:48:03and there's a show in the stadium.

00:48:04There were clouds,

00:48:06there were clouds,

00:48:07there were about 60-70,000 people,

00:48:09and they're doing the show.

00:48:10It's now 10 o'clock,

00:48:11it's 11 o'clock.

00:48:12You can't see it.

00:48:14So,

00:48:14this is a very romantic thing,

00:48:15I'll tell you.

00:48:16I took my plane on the clouds,

00:48:20and there...

00:48:20Oh!

00:48:26I don't think anybody's ever done this.

00:48:28I don't think anybody's ever done this.

00:48:29In the clouds,

00:48:29only the clouds?

00:48:31Oh!

00:48:35You eat too?

00:48:39Yes.

00:48:41You ask a lot of questions,

00:48:42I know the truth is,

00:48:44it's your show.

00:48:45But,

00:48:45I've known you for so many years,

00:48:47that I can answer a question from you?

00:48:50Why not?

00:48:51Are you ready?

00:48:52Yeah, yeah.

00:48:52I'm a host.

00:48:53This is my audition on Netflix.

00:48:54I hope I do a good job.

00:48:56What a bad!

00:48:57You do it!

00:48:58You need to make an audition.

00:49:00What a bad!

00:49:02If you've done a film in Hollywood,

00:49:04and you're also doing an actor,

00:49:05then you're going to action or romance?

00:49:10I'll do a romance first,

00:49:11then action.

00:49:12Because if I've done a first action,

00:49:13then I'll get tired.

00:49:14I'll do a little bit.

00:49:22I'll do a good job.

00:49:25And you're going to tell me,

00:49:27I'll get tired.

00:49:27I'll do it.

00:49:29All right!

00:49:31Ooh!

00:49:33Ooh!

00:49:33Oh!

00:49:34Ooh!

00:49:35Ooh!

00:49:38Ooh!

00:49:39After my camera.

00:49:43Okay, okay, let's zoom in on the face of the couple.

00:49:46Slow zoom.

00:49:47Tell me.

00:49:48What's going on now?

00:49:49What's going on now?

00:49:50No.

00:49:53I'll tell you after the show.

00:49:54No, no, no.

00:49:56Okay, let's do that.

00:49:57Tell you what you can say in the show,

00:49:59but you can't say in the show.

00:50:04It's so much time,

00:50:05so if you have a question for the guests,

00:50:08then you'll end up.

00:50:09No, I mean...

00:50:09It's so much time.

00:50:11I...

00:50:11It's just love you.

00:50:13Don't ask without the camera.

00:50:14Do you want to ask the camera?

00:50:16It's so much time to ask Priyanka's questions.

00:50:19Let's go, another question.

00:50:21If you wake up in the morning

00:50:23and you wake up like Priyanka,

00:50:26keep your mind in the right place.

00:50:31You answer the question.

00:50:32I wake up and I wake up like Priyanka.

00:50:34And you wake up like Priyanka.

00:50:35What will you do?

00:50:35If you wake up like Priyanka,

00:50:36then I will come to the first phone.

00:50:38Yes.

00:50:38And I will say,

00:50:39whatever happened,

00:50:40then I will be your true love.

00:50:41Yes.

00:50:45This is the same thing I was not able to say.

00:50:48Now, you made Priyanka a little bit,

00:50:49so I don't believe it.

00:50:50The whole arm is broken.

00:50:52If you don't like it,

00:50:52then you took it like it.

00:50:54I don't even know what you're doing.

00:50:55The whole arm is broken.

00:50:57Priyanka, your fans...

00:50:59...do you want to talk about anything?

00:51:01Whatever you have in your mind is,

00:51:02you can do anything.

00:51:03You can do anything you can do.

00:51:04Yes, sir.

00:51:05It's a matching thing.

00:51:06What a matter of both.

00:51:07Wow.

00:51:08Wow.

00:51:09Yes, sir.

00:51:10Hello, Kapil, sir.

00:51:11Hello, sir.

00:51:11Hello, Priyanka, ma'am.

00:51:12Namaskar.

00:51:13Hello, everyone.

00:51:14Hello.

00:51:15Kapil, sir.

00:51:15My name is Ravi Chotwani.

00:51:17I have come from Ulaas Nagar.

00:51:18Yes, very welcome.

00:51:19What a matter of youth.

00:51:20No, I don't always understand.

00:51:24What a beautiful hero is when our Siddupa ji

00:51:28speaks to them,

00:51:28yes.

00:51:30Yes.

00:51:31So myум dream is good today,

00:51:34it's wonderful to me that

00:51:35Siddupa ji and Priyanka

00:51:36both dance together with me.

00:51:39Oh, yeah.

00:51:44Oh, yeah, the best.

00:51:44Oh, we want to see it too!

00:51:48Go Google it!

00:51:50Sidhu Paji, stand up!

00:51:54Priyanka, Sidhu Paji feels very shy to dance today.

00:51:58He is the best dancer of the world

00:52:01and the world is the best dancer.

00:52:03What does this mean?

00:52:06He doesn't make a song.

00:52:37Go Google it!

00:52:40Go Google it!

00:52:41Go Google it!

00:52:41Go Google it, Paji!

00:52:43This is because of Priyanka.

00:52:45But then Paji is still coming.

00:52:47He didn't see it.

00:52:47Look down!

00:52:50But sir, we always say to dance.

00:52:55The hero came from inside.

00:52:57I've also seen it.

00:53:07I've been playing.

00:53:12I've been following innovate.

00:53:13I'll be playing.

00:53:13Go Google it!

00:53:19I've been playing.

00:53:19You can do it.

00:53:20Yes, sir!

00:53:21One, two, one, two!

00:53:23Archana,ji, Sidhu,

00:53:24I'm playing it at the Mahi Film,

00:53:25I'm Diamond Raja.

00:53:27Chak Chak Dum,

00:53:28and I'm playing.

00:53:28The orchestra role title is professional.

00:53:29The讲ar Doctor.

00:53:29Of Jammana Park's number eight.

00:53:33Our song is done!

00:53:37Not from Hollywood, not from Hollywood, but from Hollywood.

00:53:40Wow!

00:53:41Not from Hollywood, not from Hollywood, but from Hollywood.

00:53:44Here, your love, your love, your love,

00:53:46from Jaminapar.

00:53:47Yeah, friends.

00:53:51Some of you think this is inspired from Hollywood.

00:53:55No.

00:53:56No, no, no.

00:53:57This is a direct copy, friends.

00:53:59And this is from 52 kg.

00:54:01Where are you from?

00:54:03Where are you from?

00:54:04Where are you from?

00:54:05Where are you from?

00:54:05Oh, a prank!

00:54:11Hello.

00:54:16How are you?

00:54:21How much fun you feel?

00:54:23The holistic thing you feel like.

00:54:26Yes.

00:54:26How much fun you feel like nail polish?

00:54:29Yes.

00:54:30How much fun you feel like letters,

00:54:33a small piece of letters that you have in your mouth.

00:54:35Oh, God!

00:54:37You're killing me.

00:54:38You're killing me.

00:54:39You're killing me.

00:54:39Which letters are you?

00:54:40I can't see.

00:54:42What?

00:54:42But you can't see them.

00:54:44You can't see them.

00:54:46I can't see them.

00:54:48I can't see them.

00:54:48But then, I won't be able to get them.

00:54:49Oh!

00:54:51I won't be able to get them.

00:54:52I won't be able to get them.

00:54:54I won't be able to get them.

00:54:55I won't be able to get them.

00:54:56Don't force me, man.

00:54:58I'll tell you.

00:55:00I'll tell you.

00:55:12I'll tell you.

00:55:20I'll tell you.

00:55:25Look, look.

00:55:25Oh!

00:55:27Oh!

00:55:28Oh!

00:55:29Oh!

00:55:31Oh!

00:55:35Oof,

00:55:42You came from six to nine.

00:55:44I won't piss me off.

00:55:46Oh!

00:55:48Oh!

00:55:51Oh!

00:55:53Oh!

00:55:55Oh!

00:55:56Do you have a button or do you like to play a song every time?

00:56:00How is this button?

00:56:02It's very good.

00:56:05I cannot be looking into your eyes.

00:56:09Yes.

00:56:10Your eyes are very nervous.

00:56:14You can hear me the first time.

00:56:16But I want to say one thing.

00:56:20In the world, Priyanka,

00:56:22Yes.

00:56:23How much of a laptop comes.

00:56:28But the thing about the PC is nobody.

00:56:37Diamond Raja,

00:56:39Do you know what you have said about two dialogue of the two of them?

00:56:44Do you know what they have married?

00:56:48Do you know what I have told you?

00:56:49Do you know what I have told you?

00:56:51Oh, sorry.

00:56:52This is Diamond Raja.

00:56:54Proprietor Chak Chak Dham Orchestra.

00:56:56Please tell us a program.

00:56:57Please tell us.

00:56:58Thank you so much.

00:56:59Please, have a six.

00:57:02Do you know what your show is?

00:57:03Yes, yes.

00:57:04Did you get married?

00:57:06Yes, I will get married for years.

00:57:08What's your husband's name?

00:57:10Nick Jonas.

00:57:10What's your name?

00:57:12What's your name?

00:57:12It's a nickname, right?

00:57:17Nick?

00:57:18Well, the right question is.

00:57:20The actual name is Nicholas Jerry Jonas.

00:57:24Which one?

00:57:28Nicholas Jerry Jonas.

00:57:29He's from Hollywood or from America.

00:57:31Okay, it's U.S.

00:57:32U.S.

00:57:35U.S.

00:57:36I know that you have a lot of Hollywood offers.

00:57:39Not your type.

00:57:42Why?

00:57:48Why?

00:57:48What's your name?

00:57:51I don't understand.

00:57:52No, no.

00:57:53I don't understand.

00:57:54You don't understand.

00:57:55You're doing work.

00:57:57So, show you work.

00:57:59You don't do work.

00:58:00You don't do work seriously.

00:58:01I'll show you acting.

00:58:02I'll show you acting.

00:58:03I don't do acting.

00:58:05I don't do acting.

00:58:06You should show acting.

00:58:07Where is it?

00:58:08I'll show you real.

00:58:09If it's real, then you're acting.

00:58:11You've called me acting.

00:58:12You've called me acting.

00:58:13You've said, you're a work.

00:58:15Now, Godfather of Marilyn Brown,

00:58:16look under the airlock.

00:58:18I like it.

00:58:19I mean, Prondo.

00:58:19You can use this.

00:58:21I can use that.

00:58:23Correct.

00:58:24But how did it happen?

00:58:25I'm getting from this.

00:58:27That's what I've done.

00:58:29The money you've bought from the money,

00:58:32you have the money you have to pay your money.

00:58:32Do you have that money you have to pay for it?

00:58:34Sir, let me do it for a workshop.

00:58:37I will do it with you.

00:58:38I will tell you.

00:58:39I'm getting from this.

00:58:40I'm getting from this.

00:58:46I'm a very good student too.

00:58:47Anything else?

00:58:48If anyone else does it, it doesn't have fun.

00:58:51What is the problem?

00:58:53The problem is that in Hollywood...

00:58:59I got an email from Hollywood and I said...

00:59:02Okay.

00:59:02Nice.

00:59:04I said to him,

00:59:05I said to him, I didn't do it.

00:59:09No, I won't do it with you.

00:59:12Your wife doesn't do it with you.

00:59:15The director has a kissing scene like that...

00:59:18It's like they don't have a candle in the sky.

00:59:21Hello heroine, you have a kissing scene.

00:59:23Hero is a kissing scene.

00:59:24You have a villain too.

00:59:28The girl is in hospital, the girl comes...

00:59:31She's wearing a mask and she's kissing her.

00:59:40Who's kissing?

00:59:41The girl is dead.

00:59:42Please tell her about it.

00:59:42She's over there.

00:59:42It's like a year later...

00:59:43You can do some kissing.

00:59:44The girl is dying.

00:59:45She'll be dead.

00:59:46You're not kissing.

00:59:49She's wearing a mask.

00:59:50She's wearing the picture in her face...

00:59:51She's calling the whole world.

00:59:53She's dying.

00:59:54Spider-Man is dying.

00:59:55Everybody's kissing.

00:59:55Spider-Man is trying to kiss me.

00:59:57She's kissing you.

00:59:58She's hugging me.

00:59:59I'm crying.

01:00:01Thank you, man.

01:00:04Why, brother?

01:00:06As long as he kisses, he can save two people.

01:00:12This is the point.

01:00:14I've been thinking about it.

01:00:16Then, do you have another TikTok?

01:00:18Yes, totally TikTok.

01:00:20You know, we have a program on 31st.

01:00:24So, I want.

01:00:26You want.

01:00:31Advanced check.

01:00:33Rp 51.

01:00:34Rp 51.

01:00:35Rp 51.

01:00:35You are a top actor.

01:00:37And a top payment.

01:00:38I don't want anyone to give any payment.

01:00:40Seriously.

01:00:41You are the highest charge in Bollywood.

01:00:43So, we have also the highest charge in our bank.

01:00:45Okay?

01:00:47So, you are going to eat, drink and go to our side.

01:00:50We will give you a window seat.

01:00:52I mean, in the first class?

01:00:54No, in Sumo.

01:00:58You have a window seat in Sumo.

01:01:00Tata Sumo.

01:01:01You have a window seat in Tata Sumo.

01:01:03You have a window seat in Tata Sumo.

01:01:03But you have a window seat in Tata Sumo.

01:01:04What should I do?

01:01:05You have a song on New Year.

01:01:08You have a duet.

01:01:09Okay.

01:01:10If you are ready, then...

01:01:12My band, come here.

01:01:13Come here.

01:01:14Come here.

01:01:15Come here.

01:01:15Come here, guys.

01:01:20I will give you my starting kit.

01:01:22Yes, starting kit.

01:01:22Popo, medium, silver, gold.

01:01:26PC, one piece.

01:01:35Oh, my God.

01:01:38Oh, my God.

01:01:41P, and C.

01:01:43Oh, wow.

01:01:45This is for you.

01:01:45Custom.

01:01:46Wow.

01:01:47Wow.

01:01:50Oh, wow.

01:01:54Wow.

01:01:54Hey, guys.

01:01:55It's going.

01:01:57Yeah.

01:01:58Pissing.

01:01:59Pissing.

01:02:01It's looking really nice, actually.

01:02:04It's working?

01:02:04Really nice.

01:02:05Like it.

01:02:06Maybe...

01:02:07Hey, guys.

01:02:09How much you're using Bollywood and Hollywood?

01:02:15So, how do you speak English?

01:02:16How do you speak English?

01:02:16Okay, sir.

01:02:18We also need enough.

01:02:21What do you need, it's enough.

01:02:22Okay.

01:02:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

01:02:35That's one.

01:02:46Music will go all the way.

01:02:51Music will go all the way.

01:02:53Music will go all the way.

01:02:54You don't know how it is.

01:02:56Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:02:59Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:03:06Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:03:14Party, the whole night will play.

01:03:17I'm going to be a holy holy.

01:03:19Baby, drink slowly, slowly.

01:03:21Baby, slowly, slowly

01:03:24Oh!

01:03:31In the sand, there's a lot of morn in the sand

01:03:35Ah, ah, ah

01:03:36In the sand, there's a lot of morn in the sand

01:03:39Let's go, holly, holly

01:03:43Baby, ride slowly, slowly

01:03:46Oh!

01:03:47Ride slowly, slowly

01:03:49Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

01:03:54Parra, chak bajane ko hoonge

01:03:56Ginti, tar holly, holly

01:04:01Countdown, but slowly, slowly

01:04:06Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:04:09Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:04:11Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:04:14Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:04:16Yay!

01:04:19Out!

01:04:26Yes!

01:04:27Countdown, the time again

01:04:30Nine, eight, seven, six, five

01:04:35Four, but slowly, slowly

01:04:37Ah, ah, ah

01:04:38But slowly, slowly

01:04:40Happy New Year

01:04:41Happy New Year

01:04:42Happy New Year

01:04:43Happy New Year!

01:04:50Here also, Venga Chopra

01:04:53Very, very happy New Year

01:04:55Merry Christmas

01:04:56And season four

01:04:58And the song has started

01:04:58Yes!

01:05:00And the song has started

01:05:01Venga Chopra

01:05:02How is this song?

01:05:03This song can be a hit

01:05:04Like, baby

01:05:06But slowly, slowly

01:05:07Baby

01:05:08But slowly, slowly

01:05:10Baby

01:05:11Move slowly, slowly

01:05:12Baby

01:05:13Move slowly, slowly

01:05:13Ride slowly, slowly

01:05:15Love it!

01:05:18Your husband's band

01:05:19Here, right?

01:05:20Yes

01:05:21Choice

01:05:22That's right

01:05:23That's right

01:05:26That's right

01:05:27I'll keep the jacket

01:05:27Please, this is yours

01:05:28All yours

01:05:28Thank you

01:05:30One, two, one, two

01:05:32victory

01:05:43You should open «ephy Rogelto»

01:05:45One, two, one button

01:05:45To exit amazing

01:05:45With Pririka Chopra

01:05:46When you open your sword

01:05:47Why are you priests

01:05:51If we see ghosts

01:05:52The next story

01:05:52I'd like

01:05:52But I got a word

01:05:53If you know

01:05:54that I'm a piece actor

01:05:57How good

01:05:58got over

01:05:58Now

01:05:59You are a magician. Thank you so much for coming. You are a sweetheart.

01:06:06Thank you. Thank you so much for coming.

01:06:10Before going, you are going for your fans.

01:06:14Because the new year is coming.

01:06:16I will just say that in the world there are very strange things.

01:06:20People are strange.

01:06:22People can be strange in social media.

01:06:24Choose kindness.

01:06:24Choose your friends.

01:06:28Behave yourself with your friends.

01:06:29It's the most important thing.

01:06:32And friends, today's episode of this season 4.

01:06:36In the next episode, we will be here.

01:06:38We will see the great Indian couple show.

01:06:43Good night. Good night. Good night.

01:06:45Thank you so much.

01:06:51People are welcome.

01:06:52We will be here for Vish Vijeta Cricket Team.

01:06:55Our team was born with Pradhan Mantri and came in uniform,

01:06:58but today we are here in our show.

01:06:59So they have made the party wearer out of our show.

01:07:03We have yet to go to their parties.

01:07:03But the message has been coming

01:07:04that you are here and the entire Indian Cricket Team is coming.

01:07:07So please, please, our relationship are coming.

01:07:09We have to come last night.

01:07:10How many messages came out of Renu?

01:07:40But enjoy it

01:07:41The audience is not

01:07:41No, no, the people are watching

01:07:43For the girls, they are more better

01:07:48Pramodhar Bhiktu Zildabad

01:07:49Do you know what Chakdeh is saying?

01:07:51No, Chakdeh.

01:07:53Sir, I'm saying they changed their name

01:07:55Amol Muzumdar

01:07:56Kabir Muzumdar

01:07:59Here we go

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01:08:58We'll see you next time.

01:09:11You

The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 01: Desi Girl, Global Swag - Priyanka Chopra

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