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00:00:30Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:00:32Season 4
00:00:37Thank you girls
00:00:38Thank you
00:00:40Thank you
00:00:44Kapil
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00:00:51Gelsy
00:00:52Thank you girls
00:00:56Thank you
00:00:57Thank you
00:00:58I don't understand what to talk about
00:01:01My English
00:01:02My Indian people understand
00:01:05With the girls
00:01:07Siddupa Ji
00:01:07Every girl wants to go in any field
00:01:11Go in the medical field
00:01:13Go in the army
00:01:14Go in the politics
00:01:18Go in the sports
00:01:19Until in the world
00:01:22If there is a judge
00:01:24There is a judge
00:01:24Look at her
00:01:25There is a judge
00:01:28There is a judge
00:01:30There is a judge
00:01:30There is a judge
00:01:32If his friend
00:01:33calls him
00:01:33That he will take out the good day
00:01:36He will take out the good day
00:01:37He will take out the good day
00:01:39He will say let me ask my wife
00:01:40Because he tells him that the day of the day
00:01:43If my house is bad
00:01:46Then he will take out 7-8 months
00:01:47He will take out the good day
00:01:50But today
00:01:51I am talking about women power
00:01:52Because in the moment
00:01:53Our girls
00:01:54have won the world cup
00:01:56There should be a great fight
00:01:57There should be a great fight
00:02:01So once
00:02:03Let's welcome
00:02:05Vish Vijayta Cricket Team
00:02:07Vish Vijayta Cricket Team
00:02:17Thank you
00:02:23I've come here
00:02:26First I have to fight
00:02:30First I fought
00:02:32First I have to fight
00:02:34First I have to fight
00:02:38First I have to fight
00:03:10Satsang with Mooji
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00:14:07Satsang with Mooji
00:14:09Tomorrow, you go to the police station and sit in a lock-up and say,
00:14:14Madam Ji, you see all your matches.
00:14:16So you will tell the leader to kill him two days.
00:14:19You will give your fans a discount tomorrow.
00:14:22You will have to give a discount.
00:14:27How are you Pratika?
00:14:29I am good.
00:14:30How are you? Good?
00:14:30Yes, I am good.
00:14:31I have heard the sound.
00:14:35I am good.
00:14:35Harman, do you remember when you came last time,
00:14:37we said that we will have a discount with you one day.
00:14:40Do you believe how much of a discount has affected our discount?
00:14:43Now, one more thing to listen to me.
00:14:44All of the girls,
00:14:46I know that you are all unmarried.
00:14:48There will be great people who will come to your own relationships.
00:14:50Okay?
00:14:51No one doesn't listen to me.
00:14:52Especially if we are a woman,
00:14:55who will come to your own relationships.
00:14:57If you come to your own relationships,
00:14:58I will make you a relationship.
00:15:00They will not come to their own relationships.
00:15:02They will know how to do it.
00:15:06Now, tell us something new to tell us.
00:15:08How did it happen?
00:15:09How did it happen?
00:15:10How did it happen to you?
00:15:11That's mine.
00:15:14Let me tell you,
00:15:15how did the relationship with Pramit sir?
00:15:17How did it happen?
00:15:18How did it happen?
00:15:19She sent a photo of the Shiri Devi
00:15:19that she was sitting in her mind.
00:15:23That's why.
00:15:25That's why.
00:15:26That's why.
00:15:26That's why.
00:15:28I'm telling you,
00:15:29that's how it happens.
00:15:31When you achieve something,
00:15:32like me,
00:15:32you've got so many clips.
00:15:34You won't believe it.
00:15:35Harleen?
00:15:36No.
00:15:36I didn't write it myself.
00:15:38No, I didn't write it myself.
00:15:40The first one is for Harman Preet.
00:15:44Harman Preet,
00:15:45I'm from Babita Bijanour.
00:15:47I'm not from my cricket board.
00:15:50That's why I'm writing you.
00:15:51Vinamran Nivedan.
00:15:56I'm simultaneously.
00:15:57The first one is for Harman Preet.
00:15:58The first one is for Harman Preet'stag.
00:16:00You're all not the money.
00:16:01Yes!
00:16:04Yes!
00:16:08What do you have found on the demand?
00:16:10Is it right?
00:16:12I think it's true.
00:16:12I think last season,
00:16:13there were also prisoners.
00:16:14WPL were also fighters.
00:16:15They were adults with a swingers.
00:16:16Yes!
00:16:17Wow!
00:16:19But enjoy has to have to do the audience.
00:16:20We're having to play.
00:16:21No, no, those who are sitting at home
00:16:23For them, the girls are sitting more for them
00:16:28What are you saying?
00:16:33Harleen
00:16:34Oh!
00:16:36The other girl came for Harleen
00:16:39Harleen Ji, hello
00:16:40I'm from Shambhunath Mishra
00:16:43Baddowriya
00:16:44I don't want to say I love you
00:16:47But I love you so much
00:16:50I love you so much
00:16:51I love you so much
00:16:52I love you so much
00:16:52I don't want to do anything
00:16:57Because I know
00:16:59You are full of coffee
00:17:00For both of us
00:17:01Oh my God
00:17:03For both of us
00:17:04Oh my God
00:17:06How are you boys in the market?
00:17:09When you go to practice
00:17:10I will burn your feet
00:17:11I will drink water
00:17:14These two things
00:17:16I have shortlisted
00:17:17But if you have something in your mind
00:17:19Tell us about your hands
00:17:20In your hands
00:17:21Your own shambhunath
00:17:23Shambhunath?
00:17:24Harleen, what do you want to answer?
00:17:26This is not sure
00:17:26Shambhunath
00:17:27Shambhunath has written down
00:17:28Look, the name is written
00:17:29You send me a profile
00:17:31If I feel good
00:17:32I will keep it
00:17:33I don't mind
00:17:34No, no
00:17:35I will keep it
00:17:36I will keep it
00:17:36As a husband
00:17:38I will also
00:17:39I will listen to you
00:17:42Look
00:17:42People are so desperate
00:17:45Rajesh Ji
00:17:45You are so desperate
00:17:46A clip
00:17:46I am a fan of your
00:17:51And when you know
00:17:51You are in a DSP
00:17:53I will only work with your dreams
00:17:55I am a man
00:17:58I am a man
00:17:59I am a man
00:18:02In the truth
00:18:03With an inspector
00:18:04He always puts a duty on my duty
00:18:06If you married me
00:18:09Then you will have my own DSP
00:18:11I will tell her that I will tell her.
00:18:15I will tell you, Rajesh, to the end.
00:18:19Rajesh.
00:18:20What do you want to say?
00:18:21You are a hvaldar.
00:18:22Your love is from your heart.
00:18:24I have never thought about it.
00:18:27If it will be like this, then tell me.
00:18:30Rajesh, you will take a little time to think.
00:18:32You will become a hvaldar.
00:18:35How many days are you?
00:18:36How many days are you?
00:18:37Look, you have so many days.
00:18:39What will happen to you?
00:18:41One day came.
00:18:43This is for everyone.
00:18:46You are very grateful for everyone.
00:18:48You are very grateful for all.
00:18:50I know that you are only in the World Cup.
00:18:53And the rest of the money that I got,
00:18:56is only for your hands.
00:18:58I want to put this hand in my hands.
00:19:02Your sister, A.P. Singh.
00:19:12I was told that if this girl is writing,
00:19:16and if she is talking about money,
00:19:18then she will be named under her.
00:19:19I said A.P. Singh.
00:19:21I said A.P. Singh.
00:19:21I said A.P. Singh.
00:19:22I said A.P. Singh.
00:19:22I said A.P. Singh.
00:19:27I said A.P. Singh.
00:19:34I said A.P. Singh.
00:19:34I said A.P. Singh.
00:19:34I'm a player who is playing here.
00:19:35I might think that she will be ranked.
00:19:38That's right.
00:19:38Please welcome Indian Women Cricket Team Mr. Amol Majumdaat.
00:19:48Hey
00:20:03Demi, you're here
00:20:06Sir, first of all first, I'll have a great story about you.
00:20:09You know, when you win World Cup
00:20:10People know that Shah Rukh Khan is talking about it on social media.
00:20:15Seriously sir, you are so handsome.
00:20:17You have the feeling of Shah Rukh Khan.
00:20:18Do you feel like this inside?
00:20:20No, Shah Rukh Khan is not coming.
00:20:22Sir, I'm saying that actually,
00:20:24he changed his name.
00:20:26Amol Muzumdar will become Kabir Muzumdar.
00:20:32Look,
00:20:34it's a high level of God.
00:20:36If the Guru is true
00:20:38and the Guru is the power of 20 rupees.
00:20:42And I have played with him.
00:20:45Actually at that time,
00:20:47Junior Sachin used to say this.
00:20:49And he was the most promising youngster in the entire country.
00:20:55And the dream of being a player,
00:20:59is it okay or not?
00:21:01He became a coach.
00:21:02Wow, what a matter.
00:21:03No big deal.
00:21:05Look, you came in 2023,
00:21:08in their coaching.
00:21:09In 2030, October.
00:21:11You see the kind of resurrection of the Indian women's team.
00:21:15You see how to convince them.
00:21:18And the little children,
00:21:20the little children,
00:21:22the little children in their area,
00:21:24they gave their prayers.
00:21:27They gave it to them.
00:21:28They gave it to them.
00:21:28They will be the Harman Prith.
00:21:30I will be the Harleen.
00:21:31I will be the Harleen.
00:21:31I will be the Jemai Ma.
00:21:31he said
00:21:33this is the change
00:21:34this is the change
00:21:36so Guru
00:21:38like Guru drone
00:21:40from India
00:21:41you will always write
00:21:44that Guru was
00:21:46who made the first time
00:21:49the first time
00:21:51World Cup
00:21:51thank you
00:21:57You have been so much appreciated.
00:21:59Now I am not going to do anything, Coach.
00:22:01Now I am going to put things inside.
00:22:03When I met with Prime Minister,
00:22:06you told me that
00:22:07Sir, my hair is over.
00:22:09She is in my house.
00:22:10She is my 5-year-old daughter.
00:22:12How do you deal with it?
00:22:14You have a whole team.
00:22:17Who worries you, Coach?
00:22:20Look, I did not have to deal with them.
00:22:25Yes.
00:22:26Because if I have married for 30 years,
00:22:30I can manage it easily.
00:22:35But who is the biggest foodie of you all?
00:22:38Ask yourself a question.
00:22:41If you are not here today,
00:22:42then you ask,
00:22:43what do you have to take in Tiffin today?
00:22:44What do you have to take?
00:22:46But is it,
00:22:47you have to stay on diet
00:22:49when you have to be fit to play?
00:22:52Is there a special diet, Amul?
00:22:53Do you recommend
00:22:54that don't eat this and don't eat that?
00:22:56Yes.
00:22:57Sir, follow a diet for us.
00:23:02Our trainer is Harsha.
00:23:05He was very strict.
00:23:08He maintains everything.
00:23:10But these people are getting tired.
00:23:13Why?
00:23:13Because they are getting tired from the menu.
00:23:16So, coaching staff has said
00:23:17that the staff members
00:23:19have friends with their friends.
00:23:20So, they have to take them
00:23:21and take them all together.
00:23:24So, I am going to tell you
00:23:25about your diet.
00:23:26Ah!
00:23:28So, you didn't follow the diet.
00:23:29Only the girls were supposed to.
00:23:30No, no.
00:23:33I can't say something to me.
00:23:37Harleen, I don't want to say anything.
00:23:38I don't want to say anything.
00:23:39So, when I won the diet
00:23:41that day, I ordered something.
00:23:42I ordered something.
00:23:43That day, I ate all.
00:23:43That day, I ordered something.
00:23:45I ordered something.
00:23:46I was specially
00:23:47when I was the trainer
00:23:48to attend my coach
00:23:49like this,
00:23:50and he opened it.
00:23:50How funny!
00:23:55He is like,
00:23:56he's like crazy and he's like
00:23:57and he's like crazy and he's like
00:23:57and he's like crazy.
00:23:59I am so excited.
00:24:00I am so excited.
00:24:02I am so excited.
00:24:08I am so excited.
00:24:08Come on.
00:24:29Oh my God.
00:24:36Madam, are you still laughing?
00:24:37Oh my God.
00:24:39My break-up?
00:24:40Break-up?
00:24:44What's your tissue?
00:24:46It's gum-chha.
00:24:50A girl like me, like gum-chha, like really?
00:24:52I'm a wet wife kind of a girl.
00:24:57Thank you, Bia.
00:25:06Idiot.
00:25:12Hello, Mr. Mizunda.
00:25:13Hello.
00:25:15Hi, girls.
00:25:16Hi.
00:25:16Congratulations to everyone, y'all.
00:25:19You came to World Cup.
00:25:24By the way, I'm Bansuri.
00:25:26Ex-cricketer.
00:25:28Bansuri?
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:29You played cricket?
00:25:30Ex-cricketer.
00:25:32My ex-cricketer.
00:25:32My ex was cricketer.
00:25:33Oh!
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:38What was your name?
00:25:40Byom.
00:25:41Byom?
00:25:42Yeah, Byom.
00:25:43Hello.
00:25:43Hi.
00:25:43Girls are looking so lovely, y'all.
00:25:46You're also looking lovely.
00:25:47Thank you, Jemima.
00:25:49Why are you standing here?
00:25:50Sit here.
00:25:51That's okay.
00:25:52That's okay.
00:25:53Let's sit here.
00:25:53No, that's okay.
00:25:54Come, come, come.
00:25:55It doesn't look nice.
00:25:56No, no.
00:25:56It looks good.
00:25:57It's okay.
00:25:58It's okay.
00:25:58No, no.
00:25:59It's like my brother.
00:26:05Then, Vyom.
00:26:06What's the breakup?
00:26:09Yeah, we were seeing each other.
00:26:11Everything was nice.
00:26:12Everything was good.
00:26:13He was a cricketer.
00:26:15You know, he was initially a green flag.
00:26:17It was all fine.
00:26:18But just one day, I don't know what happened to him.
00:26:20He said, oh, you become a cricketer.
00:26:24Like a girl like me, like really cricketer.
00:26:27I can't, y'all.
00:26:28I never do that.
00:26:30I never.
00:26:31It's a nail.
00:26:33Seriously?
00:26:34It's a nail.
00:26:35Where is it going?
00:26:41I said, okay, I will do that if you want.
00:26:46So, we went to practice.
00:26:48That was a good day, Siddhuji.
00:26:49Practice time.
00:26:51It was a machine.
00:26:51It was a balling machine.
00:26:53It was a machine.
00:26:54I love that sound, y'all.
00:26:59How is it?
00:27:04That sound is too good, y'all.
00:27:07It's like meditative kind of a thing.
00:27:09How is it?
00:27:10Meditative.
00:27:14You know this sound, right, girls?
00:27:16Can you do that for me?
00:27:17My mom, just do it.
00:27:21Let's all do it.
00:27:23Let's all do it.
00:27:24Let's all do it.
00:27:24Sir, you also do it.
00:27:25Okay?
00:27:26One, two, three.
00:27:30Okay, I'll do this.
00:27:31Pratika, you also do it.
00:27:32Yeah, I'll try.
00:27:46I love the track, by the way.
00:27:48Thank you, Basri.
00:27:49Yeah.
00:27:50Okay, so what did she say?
00:27:52What did she say?
00:27:52She said, catch, pick.
00:27:54You know, I'm a night out kind of a girl.
00:27:57I'm not a catch out kind of a girl.
00:27:59So, I was standing there and you know what happened?
00:28:02My friend, the ball was up there.
00:28:05It was coming to me.
00:28:05I said, I can't do it.
00:28:06How do I do it?
00:28:08He said, catch, pick.
00:28:09I said, I don't do it.
00:28:10No, no.
00:28:10He said, I love you.
00:28:11You do it.
00:28:11I said, I also love you, but I can't do it.
00:28:13He said, love me.
00:28:14If you love me, do it.
00:28:15I said, no, no.
00:28:15I fell in love.
00:28:19I fell in love.
00:28:26I fell in love.
00:28:27I fell in love.
00:28:28No, no, no, no.
00:28:30You're hot in love.
00:28:30I make a little warm in the sun.
00:28:31No, I'm not actually sun.
00:28:34Also, I'm falling apart.
00:28:37I'm falling in love, too.
00:28:40I'm falling apart.
00:28:42That's right.
00:28:42It's a problem.
00:28:48Dipti, kudos to you.
00:28:52Really, in the final match, you did half a century. That's too good.
00:28:57And after that also, you stayed back.
00:29:00You didn't stand there.
00:29:02Where did she go?
00:29:03She went to spa, she went to vacation, she went to the beach.
00:29:09You know, you always have to give yourself a treat.
00:29:12You have to reward yourself.
00:29:13I always reward you.
00:29:15When I take 2,000 steps in the day,
00:29:18then I go to Bali the next day.
00:29:23You're not playing for the country,
00:29:24you're playing with it.
00:29:33I've heard some rumors.
00:29:33I've heard rumors.
00:29:35Do you guys wake up at 6 o'clock in the morning?
00:29:38What's the rumor? It's normal.
00:29:40At 6 o'clock in the morning,
00:29:41they wake up at 6 o'clock in the morning.
00:29:45They wake up at 6 o'clock in the morning.
00:29:46I come back at 4 o'clock.
00:29:47Who wake up at 6 o'clock in the morning?
00:29:48I wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning.
00:29:50And I wake up at 6 o'clock in the morning.
00:29:52It's so unhealthy, right?
00:29:54It's not going to sleep.
00:29:56Yeah.
00:29:56It's like your head is falling asleep.
00:29:59I'm going to sleep.
00:30:02What did you say?
00:30:10Chadmatgad?
00:30:15What?
00:30:15How did you say?
00:30:16It's like...
00:30:17It's like...
00:30:32It's like a word of the fish.
00:30:33Ah, yes, he is.
00:30:34He's making it, Arjana Ji.
00:30:37What was the drinks break?
00:30:39What was the problem in the match?
00:30:41What was the problem in the match?
00:30:42What was that?
00:30:44I don't like it.
00:30:46What was the problem in the match?
00:30:47I said, I have a drink break.
00:30:48I will give me my kombucha.
00:30:49Okay?
00:30:50What?
00:30:51He said, it's like a kombucha and I have water and a kale.
00:30:54Like really?
00:30:55A girl like me?
00:30:58Water and a kale?
00:31:00I am a pina colada kind of a girl.
00:31:09You had such a problem, why would you date him?
00:31:12Because I was mad in love.
00:31:18He must be mad.
00:31:19I was mad in love.
00:31:20I was doing the same thing.
00:31:24I was doing the same thing.
00:31:25I was doing it.
00:31:26I was doing it.
00:31:26I was doing it.
00:31:26I was doing it.
00:31:27What did you say to me?
00:31:28You know what?
00:31:29When you're balling,
00:31:30you can't take your clutch bag with your clutch bag.
00:31:33Really?
00:31:36A girl like me?
00:31:37Without a clutch bag?
00:31:39It's my identity.
00:31:43It's me.
00:31:45You can't take your heels.
00:31:47Wow.
00:31:48You can play a little bit like heels.
00:31:50He said the same thing.
00:31:51The same thing he said.
00:31:52There are so many thousands of people sitting there.
00:31:54So how will I go without heels?
00:31:56How will it look?
00:31:57How will it look?
00:31:58You know, I can live in Mumbai city.
00:32:01I can live in Pune city.
00:32:03But I can't live in toxic city.
00:32:09So why did you break up?
00:32:13My bus came, Kapil.
00:32:16You know, when he said,
00:32:18You cut your nails.
00:32:21Then I cut it.
00:32:22Where did you cut your nails?
00:32:23Your nails are too long.
00:32:24You don't cut your nails.
00:32:25What?
00:32:26I was going to batting, right?
00:32:27Yes.
00:32:29Then I cut my gloves.
00:32:31Gloves?
00:32:42I can do that.
00:32:44I can very well do that, Kapil.
00:32:46Did you see?
00:32:47Yes.
00:32:50One more.
00:32:51One more.
00:32:52The nails are too long.
00:32:53It's okay.
00:32:54The nails are too long.
00:32:55The nails are too long.
00:32:58The nails are too long.
00:32:59And I am somebody who always takes up a challenge.
00:33:02Okay, sir?
00:33:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:33:03I'm fine.
00:33:05What an idea, man.
00:33:06Anything else?
00:33:06It's quite cool.
00:33:12Oh my God.
00:33:13Sir Ji-ji has been a skikers with heels.
00:33:16Sir Ji, how do you do?
00:33:19How do you spell Santa?
00:33:21Oh my God.
00:33:27Oh my God.
00:33:27Oh my God.
00:33:27Do you know?
00:33:28You can play cricket team in your group now.
00:33:32You can play cricket as a very strong strategy.
00:33:33Tell me.
00:33:33You are quite a creative.
00:33:37Oh my God.
00:33:42What a Mushroom.
00:33:43I think we'll be right there.
00:33:50Oh my God!
00:33:56Yika!
00:34:28and girls I tell you what I'm a right-hander but I play from the left
00:34:37side. You know why? Because my profile is good. Always remember, if your left profile is good,
00:34:50you have to catch the right side, right? And if it comes to the right, catch? Drop it, leave it.
00:34:58Big deal. It's not Met Gala that it will come after a year. If anybody wants to
00:35:06throw a ball, yes, you can. Just check me out. Dipu, what? Dipti, give it a ball.
00:35:13Right, okay.
00:35:28I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:35:31Oh, my God.
00:35:33I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:35:36Oh, my God.
00:35:47Pratika, you played the first of your railway.
00:35:49Yes.
00:35:50Then you will make a pass of railway, right?
00:35:52Freak.
00:35:53Now, as you won the World Cup, you said,
00:35:55you won the World Cup, you won the World Cup, you won the World Cup.
00:35:57Did you say that?
00:35:58I wish that it could happen, so I would ask for it, but it's not possible.
00:36:02Pratika, you won the World Cup in basketball?
00:36:05Yes, I won the World Cup in school, so I won the World Cup.
00:36:09Wow.
00:36:12So, after winning the World Cup, you joined the World Cup?
00:36:16No, no. I played cricket and basketball.
00:36:18You both played?
00:36:19Yes, I was managing both.
00:36:21Wow.
00:36:22And when I thought that I could get equal time in basketball and cricket,
00:36:27because I needed more time in cricket,
00:36:28then I left basketball and started playing cricket.
00:36:31I told Arsana, I said,
00:36:32I won the first gold medal.
00:36:34He said,
00:36:35I took a pistol in my childhood.
00:36:37Why did you have to play with that?
00:36:39Why did you have to play with that?
00:36:40You have to play with a jeweler and you have to play with that.
00:36:41Why is that?
00:36:43I'm playing for the country.
00:36:45Harman,
00:36:46was there a role model for a cricketer that you idolized?
00:36:52Yes, I was in my childhood.
00:36:54So, I was very crazy when I watched them on TV.
00:36:59So, I had a dream that they had to get them.
00:37:00Did they play with their poster?
00:37:02Yes, they played with their poster too.
00:37:04Oh, sweet.
00:37:08Sometimes, there are some work that people can't do it.
00:37:11For example,
00:37:13if you have to like a heart on Instagram on the photo of Malika Roda.
00:37:16Yes.
00:37:17Then?
00:37:19Listen to me, I have to say something.
00:37:22Listen to me.
00:37:23If you don't do it,
00:37:26they have made a different account by the name of Ram Lubaya.
00:37:31I have to say something.
00:37:32That's why Ram Lubaya's name came and said,
00:37:36I have to say,
00:37:36I have to say,
00:37:37I have to say,
00:37:39Let's say that.
00:37:39This is what happened.
00:37:40Siddhu Paji's story.
00:37:41Shifali,
00:37:42I have said this because I've heard this.
00:37:45Because I've heard you have played cricket in the name of Sahil.
00:37:47What do you want to tell us to tell us?
00:37:49Yes, my brother was going to play a tournament.
00:37:52And he was sick.
00:37:54So, my brother was calling me,
00:37:56saying that my son will not be able to come.
00:37:57I said,
00:37:58Papa, stop, stop.
00:37:59Your little brother?
00:38:00You have a big brother.
00:38:01My brother is a big brother.
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:01So, I said,
00:38:02Papa, stop, stop, stop.
00:38:03Just cut the phone one time.
00:38:05So, Papa said,
00:38:06What happened?
00:38:06I said,
00:38:07I can't go to play.
00:38:08It will be my best practice.
00:38:10So, Papa said,
00:38:10I saw that you have to eat the ball.
00:38:12And then we have to play.
00:38:13I said,
00:38:14No, no.
00:38:14What will I play?
00:38:15Then, Papa sent me.
00:38:18And I played my brother's T-shirt and played the tournament.
00:38:22And I played the series.
00:38:29Playing with the boys,
00:38:30that experience is a lot of work.
00:38:32And it will be a lifetime work.
00:38:34So, I'm so grateful that my family has
00:38:36showed confidence that I played with the boy.
00:38:39So, I'm so grateful.
00:38:42Harman, you also gave hockey.
00:38:44You were telling me that you gave hockey.
00:38:46And that hockey has also played in your house?
00:38:49Yes.
00:38:49I went to hockey in the stadium.
00:38:52And then I started playing with the hockey team.
00:38:55Harman, I started playing with the hockey team.
00:38:58Harman, the coach of the team,
00:38:59I felt that they were very difficult to play hockey.
00:39:02So, I was playing with the hockey team.
00:39:05After that day, I didn't go.
00:39:06Harman, I think that I felt like that
00:39:11the biggest support that the kids want to do.
00:39:16They have to do it.
00:39:18And I think that there is no support from them.
00:39:20And I, for this reason,
00:39:22our team here,
00:39:23the kids,
00:39:24the parents,
00:39:25who have also come here.
00:39:26Some of them are watching TV and watching TV.
00:39:29All of them are coming to the show.
00:39:31Because if you don't have support all of them...
00:39:34If you don't have support the team,
00:39:38you are a big fan of the team.
00:39:38Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:39:39Sorry, I have to ask some of you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43How are you?
00:39:44It's a very good time.
00:39:45It's a very good moment.
00:39:46I want to share some small things.
00:39:49Yes, sir.
00:39:50First of all, I thought that
00:39:53I would like to celebrate the two titles of the World Cup victory.
00:39:58What the talk is?
00:39:59I will be celebrating, but I will be doing it.
00:40:01Wow!
00:40:01This is a very big moment that my sister and the whole team have given it.
00:40:07We are five brothers and two sisters.
00:40:10Our mother and father gave all the children to the open shoot.
00:40:14We need to play, we need to play, we need to play.
00:40:17In this case, Sumit started to play cricket.
00:40:20After that, one day, he was young.
00:40:23He put a throw at the wicket.
00:40:26He clicked that I am going to play a permanent cricket from tomorrow.
00:40:30I am going to play, I am going to play.
00:40:32Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:40:34Superb.
00:40:37Sumit didn't come here today.
00:40:38Actually, there are so many events that we all have to manage each other.
00:40:43So, we are all busy.
00:40:45Now, I am enjoying this.
00:40:47And I want to enjoy this.
00:40:49Enjoying, enjoying.
00:40:49You got it.
00:40:51Yes, sir.
00:40:52I can understand, sir.
00:40:53I can feel your happiness.
00:40:55Thank you, Kabir, sir.
00:40:56Thank you, sir.
00:40:56Thank you, sir.
00:40:58Superb.
00:41:00You're still coming to see my mic.
00:41:02You're too small, you're too.
00:41:03Big, you're too small.
00:41:05Big, you're special.
00:41:05What's your facelial?
00:41:07What's your name?
00:41:08What's my OTT debut?
00:41:10What's your OTT debut?
00:41:13What's your name?
00:41:14What's your real name?
00:41:14What's your facial?
00:41:15No, sir.
00:41:16I'm telling you.
00:41:17I'm doing a short shirt.
00:41:19He's not doing a short shirt.
00:41:22He's not doing a short shirt.
00:41:23Sir, it's a short shirt.
00:41:24But it's not time.
00:41:25I don't think it's the same.
00:41:25Sir, you have a lot of difficulty?
00:41:27It's a lot of difficulty, sir.
00:41:28It's a lot of pampered kid in our family.
00:41:31For 6-7 years, it's a difference.
00:41:33I didn't kill it.
00:41:34I was killed first.
00:41:35Then I was crying.
00:41:36Then I was crying.
00:41:37Then I was crying.
00:41:37Then I was crying.
00:41:38Then I was crying.
00:41:39Then I was crying.
00:41:39Then I was crying.
00:41:42That's how it happened.
00:41:43Those who want to marry Harleen from Harleen,
00:41:45I've heard you.
00:41:46First, I'm killing myself.
00:41:47Then I'm crying.
00:41:49Then I'm crying.
00:41:50I'm crying.
00:41:52I'm crying.
00:41:52I'm crying.
00:41:53Thank you so much.
00:41:54Thank you so much.
00:41:54Thank you so much.
00:41:57Guys, Harleen's father is also Harleen.
00:41:59Sashigal, sir.
00:42:00Yes, Sashigal.
00:42:01Yes, Sashigal.
00:42:02Siddhu Paji told me that I met Harleen's father.
00:42:06He called me Sashigal and said,
00:42:08I'm Harleen's father.
00:42:09Yes, Harleen.
00:42:10He told me how much you were in your eyes.
00:42:13It's a great thing.
00:42:14Your daughter has made a name in the world.
00:42:16All of the daughters and all of the parents are proud.
00:42:19When Harleen started playing Harleen,
00:42:21I was playing for years,
00:42:22I was playing for years.
00:42:24But, he said,
00:42:25he was playing for years.
00:42:27he told me that the tiah is playing.
00:42:29When her son played,
00:42:30the girls played.
00:42:31There's no other daughter.
00:42:33Nobody had been playing for years.
00:42:35I won't play this shame,
00:42:39but you didn't play.
00:42:40The hai,
00:42:40you were playing for the hockey.
00:42:41Yes, I did play hockey.
00:42:41You showed me.
00:42:42I'm playing hockey after the game.
00:42:51Yes.
00:42:51My school was the principal, Sardar Kamal D. Singh Sodhi.
00:42:54They saw me as well as they played.
00:42:56Okay.
00:42:57So, they met my father.
00:42:59And they told me to give you my daughter.
00:43:03And we will be a cricketer.
00:43:05So, that will be my whole life change.
00:43:07Oh, wow. That's a beautiful story.
00:43:10What a bad.
00:43:12That's why I was sharing this story with Harman's father,
00:43:15I was asking them.
00:43:16It's like a lot of times,
00:43:17that we need to support our children.
00:43:19We need to support our children.
00:43:20But we need to support our children.
00:43:25But we need to support our children.
00:43:26But if you support your children,
00:43:27you need to support your children.
00:43:29So, that's all.
00:43:31So, that's all.
00:43:32Thank you for this story.
00:43:33Thank you for the show.
00:43:36Harleen, I've heard a lot about your mother.
00:43:39My mother is so funny.
00:43:40My mother is so funny.
00:43:42I've watched my auntie's show.
00:43:45I started my auntie.
00:43:45I started in Hindi.
00:43:46I started in Punjab.
00:43:48I started in Punjab too.
00:43:49So, my mother also has this story.
00:43:50It's also in Hindi.
00:43:52Recently, there was a funny incident with them.
00:43:55When they came to the World Cup,
00:43:57they had someone on Instagram.
00:44:00So, they had to forward my auntie.
00:44:02So, I don't know.
00:44:03They had to forward my auntie.
00:44:05Now, they have a WhatsApp status.
00:44:07So, they got a status.
00:44:08Oh my God.
00:44:09They had messages coming.
00:44:11So, they saw that.
00:44:12They said,
00:44:12My brother is here, auntie.
00:44:13I said, auntie,
00:44:14I don't know what's going on.
00:44:16And what's his status?
00:44:19What's his status?
00:44:20He said,
00:44:20Tell me, bye bye.
00:44:24What do you want?
00:44:25Tell me.
00:44:27Tell me, bye bye.
00:44:36Tell me, bye bye.
00:44:45One, we were in Australia too.
00:44:48Okay.
00:44:49In Australia, we were in three matches.
00:44:52Three or three were lost.
00:44:53So, I got injured.
00:44:54So, my was a comeback series after injury.
00:44:56Now, mother was in the government office.
00:44:58So, mother went for a long time.
00:45:00And she said,
00:45:01She said,
00:45:02She played cricket, right?
00:45:04She said,
00:45:04Yes, yes.
00:45:05Then, what was the team?
00:45:06Now, mother was like,
00:45:073-0.
00:45:09How do I say?
00:45:10Mother said,
00:45:11She said,
00:45:11That's right.
00:45:12Our team is runners.
00:45:22We will come.
00:45:25We will come.
00:45:26We will come.
00:45:27We will come.
00:45:29We will come.
00:45:43We will come.
00:45:47Hope.
00:45:58I have to push the bar back to the moon.
00:46:03I have to say, Lala Paji.
00:46:06Lala Paji, they will come.
00:46:09Women's cricket team will come.
00:46:12South Africa will come.
00:46:14Come!
00:46:15Come!
00:46:19Come!
00:46:22Come!
00:46:23Come!
00:46:24Come!
00:46:25Come!
00:46:26Come!
00:46:26Come!
00:46:26Come!
00:46:28Come!
00:46:28Can I sit here?
00:46:29Yes, absolutely.
00:46:30Come!
00:46:31You played the semifinal.
00:46:36You did just throw the ball in a row.
00:46:41I was just standing in the ground.
00:46:43The ball was going out and up again.
00:46:45The other guy was going out and up again.
00:46:47The other guy was going out again.
00:46:49I won't do it all.
00:46:55Come on, son.
00:47:00Did you have it in?
00:47:02C'mere!
00:47:03No!
00:47:07To be honest.
00:47:08I will tell you, you all have played so well and you all have played so well.
00:47:14If your coach comes here, I will open my hands.
00:47:17Let me open my hands.
00:47:21I will open my hands.
00:47:22I will open my hands.
00:47:25No, no, no.
00:47:26Stop, stop.
00:47:30Stop, stop.
00:47:30Stop, stop.
00:47:32Stop.
00:47:33Stop.
00:47:34Stop.
00:47:34Are you sitting in front of me?
00:47:36Is this something?
00:47:37Yes.
00:47:39What are you doing?
00:47:41I will be proud of you.
00:47:45Congratulations.
00:47:58Are you seeing a big look at your eyes?
00:48:01Yes.
00:48:01I am all bhajiyo guru.
00:48:04No, what are you waiting for?
00:48:08No, we are just talking.
00:48:11We are talking.
00:48:11We are not talking.
00:48:12We are not talking.
00:48:15We are not talking.
00:48:16You have played so well.
00:48:18You should have a biopic.
00:48:21You are a biopic.
00:48:24I want you to do it.
00:48:25I want you to do it.
00:48:26I want you to do it.
00:48:27You're a biopic.
00:48:28You're a biopic.
00:48:28You have a writer and director.
00:48:29And both of you are at home.
00:48:32Yes.
00:48:32Can I call?
00:48:33Yes, call me.
00:48:36Well, you are an amazing music video.
00:48:54Yes.
00:48:54Oh, yes.
00:48:56Yes.
00:48:57When you are doing it, I hope you have a good sister.
00:49:00Yes.
00:49:01Yes.
00:49:01Yes.
00:49:02Yes.
00:49:03What if you are?
00:49:07I
00:49:11Most car are dogs. Yeah, car
00:49:16Oh, I've got welcome. Jee the above I'm a barak bark. Congratulations
00:49:26Normally job may lardkiyong go take down to you cut down
00:49:34But, but today, I want to do this.
00:49:44What did you get out of this, Guru?
00:49:50Bittu sent to Bittu.
00:49:52Khaipur sent to Bittu Sharma.
00:49:56Okay, okay.
00:49:59Pramod sent to Delhi, Kanpur sent to Pramod,
00:50:01Pramod sent to Pramod,
00:50:03Jhansi sent to Bittu.
00:50:04Ghaziabad sent to Pramod,
00:50:07Jhepur sent to Bittu.
00:50:08Just tell us, we have 140 crore people in our country.
00:50:12They all sent to Bittu.
00:50:13Just tell us.
00:50:15A Bittu Pramod, Bittu Pramod, what do you think?
00:50:20Don't underestimate the power of Pramod and Bittu.
00:50:25Don't underestimate.
00:50:27Don't underestimate.
00:50:34What do you think?
00:50:35If you shoot them in your country,
00:50:37you all understand that they are Pramod and Bittu,
00:50:39which is hip-hip,
00:50:40and these actions are going to change.
00:50:43That's what they do.
00:50:44They are Pramod and Bittu,
00:50:45who make justice on swords.
00:50:56Well done, India!
00:50:58So far, Pramod and Bittu, live!
00:51:05Halo!
00:51:07You also hear Pramod and Bittu, live!
00:51:10Pramod and Bittu, live!
00:51:11I don't know.
00:51:13Pramod and Bittu, live!
00:51:15Pramod and Bittu, live!
00:51:22Oh, too good.
00:51:25Oh, too good.
00:51:25Oh, too good.
00:51:26Hey, son.
00:51:26We were making the story of the film.
00:51:29That's the biopic.
00:51:30Yes.
00:51:32We want to make a film for three people.
00:51:36Like I had made a film of Chak De India.
00:51:39I will make them with them.
00:51:41Cup De India.
00:51:44Yes.
00:51:45And I will be your heroine now.
00:51:49Okay.
00:51:50And now.
00:51:52And now.
00:51:54Oh, God, you are all beautiful.
00:51:57We do one thing.
00:51:58Everyone takes a heroine.
00:52:00Mom, sit down.
00:52:02I will come too.
00:52:03I will come too.
00:52:05Yes, yes, yes.
00:52:08I will make a film.
00:52:09Okay.
00:52:12Okay.
00:52:13What should I do?
00:52:14I don't do anything.
00:52:15I will never see the girls.
00:52:27This film me goes carol carrying a via okay
00:52:44So what do I have to do
00:52:49I'm all sir carol up. Okay, so I you sir I
00:52:54Yes, sir. I have to do your part and
00:52:59So so after chalke dikhae sir. I'll do that too. Chalke? Yes, sir.
00:53:06Authentic role.
00:53:09No, no, no, sir. No, no, no, no, no. You come here, sir.
00:53:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:33Oh
00:53:44No, it's no, sir. No you have to say
00:53:51Namaskar, Aadab, Sashrikaal came to
00:53:55And any girl who will shoot our player
00:54:00So you have to do it with the pavilion
00:54:07And you have to say that I come to everyone
00:54:13I don't understand
00:54:14One minute! It seems, brother
00:54:16I haven't come to understand you
00:54:20You should play Amol, Sir
00:54:21You must play Amol, Sir
00:54:23You must play Amol, Sir
00:54:23Can you understand
00:54:26You must play Amol, Sir
00:54:28Can you play Amol, Sir
00:54:30You must play Amol, Sir
00:54:31You must play Amol, Sir
00:54:33that's why
00:54:36Can you listen to it if you're going to
00:54:44Here's the faculties
00:54:48Okay? You're real.
00:54:49You're real. You're very moody.
00:54:51Now, don't let you go away from your face.
00:54:55It's a moody.
00:54:57Do it. You're real.
00:54:59You're real.
00:55:00Yes.
00:55:02The next scene is in which you say,
00:55:0470 minutes, hmmm?
00:55:0670 minutes, hmmm?
00:55:07Without hmmm, what do you say?
00:55:11No, no, no, no.
00:55:12One minute, one minute, one minute.
00:55:14Don't do it without it.
00:55:15If you do it, then you're feeling like Shahrukh Khan.
00:55:25I don't have any way.
00:55:27I'll talk about you.
00:55:28I'll talk about you.
00:55:29I'll talk about you.
00:55:30Come, don't come from the world without it.
00:55:37So, no, no, no.
00:55:40Oh my God.
00:55:40Oh my God.
00:55:42Oh my God.
00:55:42Oh my God.
00:55:43Oh my God.
00:55:43Oh my God.
00:55:45Oh my God.
00:56:09you're right you're right
00:56:12I feel
00:56:12I feel
00:56:13I feel
00:56:25CMJ has been very challenging the child
00:56:26She screwed up
00:56:27Where is she going
00:56:31Where are we going
00:56:33Where are you going
00:56:34Where are you going
00:56:34Come here.
00:56:37Okay.
00:56:39They're running away from your fault.
00:56:43You'll take such a mother.
00:56:47You're scared of being scared.
00:56:53Where did she go?
00:56:54Is it great?
00:56:56The toilet came to him, who was 5.
00:57:04Shall we wait for her?
00:57:10She'll come back.
00:57:11She'll come back.
00:57:18There are intervals in the film.
00:57:20It's okay.
00:57:21It's okay.
00:57:22It's okay.
00:57:23Before that, we'll go out slowly.
00:57:33I don't like this shit, man.
00:57:35I don't like this shit.
00:57:39I don't like this shit.
00:57:42I don't like this shit.
00:57:44I don't like this.
00:57:46You said the next line, I'll do the role.
00:57:56Come here.
00:57:57Come here.
00:57:57She's your son.
00:58:02Come here.
00:58:03Come here.
00:58:04She's playing your role.
00:58:06Thank you for coming back.
00:58:08Thank you, sir.
00:58:12It's the next scene.
00:58:12The next scene is dilation.
00:58:14Dibhti Ji.
00:58:16You are late in the morning,
00:58:18and the brothers will leave you from outside.
00:58:21Don't you go out?
00:58:23It won't happen.
00:58:23It will happen.
00:58:24There's a film too.
00:58:26Wait.
00:58:28There's a DSP in the police.
00:58:29DSP?
00:58:30Come here.
00:58:33I've got a good name.
00:58:35I've got a wrong name.
00:58:36Actually, Dibhti is about Risha.
00:58:38You are late in the morning,
00:58:41and the brothers are out.
00:58:45foreign
00:58:56foreign
00:59:12No, no, no, no, Maldives will go to the beach, thank you to the beach
00:59:18How will you play cricket match on the beach?
00:59:21It will happen, it will happen
00:59:25If we don't go to the Maldives, it will increase the budget, it will be a lot of money
00:59:29You will spend it, you will spend it, you will spend it, it will happen
00:59:32Hey, I am the producer, I am
00:59:37We don't have a cup of tea
00:59:43I will spend it, I will spend it, I will spend the money in the picture
00:59:48One number, one number
00:59:54This woman, sir, has earned us in a lot of trouble
00:59:57When we were young, when we played cricket, we didn't have a ball
01:00:02We were young, it wasn't a ball
01:00:03We were young, we were young, we were young
01:00:21We were young, we're young
01:00:24They were young
01:00:25I don't want to go to anyone's house.
01:00:33I can't kill my life.
01:00:35Oh my God.
01:00:36My question is,
01:00:37if the ball was good,
01:00:38he was sitting.
01:00:45Don't tell me the bat.
01:00:49Sit down.
01:00:50Don't run away, son.
01:00:52He's my husband.
01:00:55Oh my God.
01:00:56I don't like this woman.
01:01:20I don't like this woman.
01:01:27I don't like her as a woman,
01:01:28as an object,
01:01:29as a producer,
01:01:31as a human being,
01:01:31as a homo-sampians,
01:01:32as a part of this whole population.
01:01:34I don't like her.
01:01:37I don't like her.
01:01:38One minute, son.
01:01:39And what do you think, son?
01:01:41I like it.
01:01:42I don't like this shit.
01:01:46I don't like this.
01:01:49can you tell me what I'm telling you?
01:01:51This is a literate.
01:01:54It's a literate.
01:01:56It's a literate.
01:01:57I put my water water in it.
01:02:01Attitude is giving me to Asri Salman Khan.
01:02:16I like songs, I'll dance.
01:02:32Oh
01:03:03Oh
01:03:05Oh
01:03:06It's a great game of this
01:03:09I want to say another thing
01:03:19that in the future
01:03:21this victory we achieved
01:03:24the women's cricket team
01:03:24will be the moment
01:03:26the moment it will be made
01:03:27so very happy and very happy
01:03:32And thank you so much once again for coming.
01:03:48So thank you, Dostok.
01:03:50Adalish Aniwar, Aap Se Phrir Mulaqat Ho Ghi.
01:03:51Dekh Te Rhe Ye, Har Paniwar, Masti Ke Nye Aftar.
01:03:54Good night.
01:03:55Shubhra Aati.
01:03:55Shubhra Aati.
01:04:25The girl I say I love you to will be the last girl I say I love you to.
01:04:28Is this mantra yours?
01:04:29I don't say I love you.
01:04:31When it's first, I'll say it.
01:04:33It's not.
01:04:36In the 90s, the love was a lot of commitment.
01:04:40Now, people talk about live-in relationships, and they say, yes, we're all sharing it.
01:04:45If you're in a relationship, share your password and people will break up in one minute.
01:04:52You have a picture of the party.
01:04:53I'm your mother, who's your?
01:04:56I'm your mother, who's your daughter?
01:04:57You're married, you're married.
01:04:57I don't know.
01:04:58I'm your mother, who's your daughter?
01:05:00I'm your mother.
01:05:01Jain Ji, what do you have to raise your parents' money?
01:05:03We're going to be mobile until midnight.
01:05:05We're watching a show, Great Indian Kapil show.
01:05:08At night, we don't get our jokes settled at 2 o'clock at 2 o'clock.
01:05:13We'll be at one minute.
01:05:16Oh, my God.
01:05:19Oh, my God.
01:05:20Oh, my God.
01:05:24Oh, my God.
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