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00:00:30Good evening and welcome to The Great Inn and Company Show.

00:08:44I'm sorry.

00:08:49I'm sorry.

00:08:53I said,

00:08:55I'm sorry.

00:08:55When you're saying,

00:08:57why do you know this scene?

00:08:59So, he said that there are two dogs, one Mitaab Bachchan and one Govinda, and there are two police officers,

00:09:04one Mitaab Bachchan and one Govinda.

00:09:05So, this is a film, you will come.

00:09:08So, people told us that if they are doing something, they will do something good.

00:09:12So, Varun, do you tell us so much about this film, that they will say that Pone Das will arrive?

00:09:15Pone Das is very late, they are playing at the set at 7 o'clock.

00:09:20But do I ask too many questions?

00:09:23You don't get convinced, how can this happen?

00:09:26Because, sir, I am just saying for example, I am just doing a picture like border.

00:09:30Very serious film.

00:09:38But I am doing that cinema now, I am on the set.

00:09:41Suddenly, they are saying, break the fourth wall.

00:09:43Oh.

00:09:44Talk to the audience.

00:09:45Now, I am talking about heroines.

00:09:47This is the tale.

00:09:48Either the audience, talk to the audience.

00:09:51Lalla, lalla, lori, doud ki katoori.

00:09:53Now, I am talking about the love story.

00:09:55Now, I am going to forget how I am.

00:10:00So, this cinema actually is very cut in.

00:10:03I am sure a couple will agree with me.

00:10:05Because, this is difficult to laugh.

00:10:08Absolutely.

00:10:08Sir, and my gurus were Manmohan Desai, king of entertainment.

00:10:15And they taught me this scene,

00:10:20you feel this, it's convincing, the audience will get convinced.

00:10:24You feel it is okay, it's okay.

00:10:26First of all, they told me that when I was making Anthony,

00:10:30my mother was in the hospital,

00:10:33three daughters were giving her money.

00:10:34And Chintu was saying,

00:10:37Manmohan, what are you doing, how will it happen?

00:10:40Amish ji also said something.

00:10:41He said, you shot me.

00:10:43And they said, when the scene comes to the screen,

00:10:46all the talent will get the talent.

00:10:49What a joke.

00:10:49And the talent will also get the talent.

00:10:52So I always give these references.

00:10:54But who wins then?

00:10:55Who is convinced, Varun?

00:10:57Do you get convinced by David?

00:10:58No, no.

00:10:59See, he performs, gives me a rehearsal.

00:11:01If I like it, it's fine.

00:11:02I said it.

00:11:03I have to satisfy him.

00:11:05He has to satisfy him.

00:11:05He has to satisfy me.

00:11:06And he is a legend.

00:11:07I mean, forget that I am his son.

00:11:09Absolutely.

00:11:10You are an actor on the set.

00:11:10I am the most violent.

00:11:11I am the most violent.

00:11:12That's all.

00:11:13You ask anyone.

00:11:15Yeah.

00:11:16But, but artistically,

00:11:18there is a way to do this scene.

00:11:22How many films have done with Govinda sir?

00:11:25How many films have done?

00:11:2617 films.

00:11:28Unbelievable.

00:11:28Wow.

00:11:29And they were all amazing.

00:11:3117 films.

00:11:32And I think one of the best actors I've worked with is Govinda.

00:11:36Absolutely.

00:11:40That's all.

00:11:40What's the scene that is written in every scene?

00:11:42Every scene they remember Chichi.

00:11:44Chichi.

00:11:45Chichi.

00:11:45How do you do Chichi?

00:11:47I am saying that.

00:11:48But I am saying that.

00:11:50I am saying that I am doing my audience.

00:11:51He is too small.

00:11:53So I have a very tall order to live up to.

00:11:55So I always say Salman, Chichi, Anil.

00:12:02So I have to find myself.

00:12:04How do I do Varun?

00:12:06See, but I will tell you one thing.

00:12:08One actor with whom I have worked.

00:12:10A brilliant actor.

00:12:12And he has learned a lot.

00:12:13His name is Rishi Kapoor.

00:12:15Wow.

00:12:16Wow, sir.

00:12:17He was one of the questions.

00:12:18Nothing.

00:12:19He said, okay.

00:12:21Why do I do this?

00:12:22I have to convince him.

00:12:24Sir, I have to convince him.

00:12:25Sir, I have to convince him.

00:12:26I have to convince him.

00:12:28I will tell him that he will give you.

00:12:30Okay.

00:12:31And his story was,

00:12:32if he was 7,

00:12:32then it happened.

00:12:35It happened.

00:12:36My time is the time.

00:12:38No, I want to listen to his story.

00:12:41I want to listen to his story.

00:12:42He came to the director to listen to the story.

00:12:45He said, come to the shooting.

00:12:47Then he was sitting in my van and go to the house.

00:12:49And you listen to the story.

00:12:51He sat in the car and started the story.

00:12:54The first shot he said,

00:12:56this is the time of night.

00:12:58This is the time of night.

00:12:59He said, stop.

00:13:00One minute.

00:13:01He said, stop.

00:13:02One minute.

00:13:03He said, stop.

00:13:03He said, I don't do this at night.

00:13:05He said, I don't do this at night.

00:13:06He said, I took it.

00:13:08That's right.

00:13:10But today's generation of actors,

00:13:12they ask questions.

00:13:15They ask the script.

00:13:16Yeah, yeah.

00:13:16Give the script.

00:13:17What is the beginning?

00:13:18What is the beginning?

00:13:18I want to go through the script.

00:13:20I want to go through the script.

00:13:21I have given me a script.

00:13:22I want to go through the script.

00:13:22You understand?

00:13:23Yes.

00:13:24We are the old people on the phone.

00:13:26Yes.

00:13:27I am doing it.

00:13:28Just tell me.

00:13:28It will be okay on the phone.

00:13:29Sanjay Dutt said,

00:13:30what do you do?

00:13:31Let me tell you about the story.

00:13:41I am doing it.

00:13:42I am doing it.

00:13:43I am doing it.

00:13:44I am doing it.

00:13:45I am doing it.

00:13:46I am doing it.

00:13:46And today's time is very polite.

00:13:48You can't do it.

00:13:51You don't give any of the stuff.

00:13:51Because there is no friends too.

00:13:52Yes.

00:13:53So it is a work.

00:13:54But if someone has done good acting on their set.

00:14:20I want to tell you about Govinda.

00:14:23Sir, people say it's late.

00:14:25It's late.

00:14:27It's late.

00:14:29And you won't believe it.

00:14:31The scene came.

00:14:32It's a 4-panne page.

00:14:34I saw it.

00:14:36I was taking a shot.

00:14:37Don't take a shot.

00:14:39I said, look.

00:14:42I'll give you one shot.

00:14:44He was in a partner.

00:14:46He goes up, sits, sits on the table.

00:14:49What does he do?

00:14:50You can't imagine.

00:14:51He said, take a shot.

00:14:54It's unbelievable.

00:14:55Govinda, sir.

00:14:56Thank you very much.

00:15:00Do you know?

00:15:01My favorite film, David sir.

00:15:05It's a great film.

00:15:07When it was released,

00:15:09it was released with another film.

00:15:11Something happens.

00:15:13It's a great film.

00:15:16It's a great film.

00:15:17It's a great film.

00:15:18It's a great film.

00:15:29First of all, the film came out of Varun.

00:15:31He was studying abroad.

00:15:33He was studying abroad.

00:15:35And when...

00:15:37I asked him about his other son.

00:15:40What is he going to do about this?

00:15:42He thought he would take a job in his bank.

00:15:45Oh my God.

00:15:47Really?

00:15:49He said that I have to assist Karan.

00:15:52I don't know.

00:15:53He said his mother.

00:15:54He went and met.

00:15:55Then he assisted Karan.

00:15:58Which film was it?

00:15:58My name is Khan.

00:16:00He did that.

00:16:02I was very busy.

00:16:05I used to play two or three times.

00:16:09So what happened one day?

00:16:12Karan came home.

00:16:14And he said,

00:16:15I want to launch him.

00:16:18The next time he came,

00:16:20he took photos.

00:16:21Siddhartha and his photo session

00:16:25and he said,

00:16:26this is the pair.

00:16:27Aaliyah too.

00:16:27This is Iloka.

00:16:29He said he will produce.

00:16:33In the end he came and said,

00:16:35I am going to direct this.

00:16:36We were so happy.

00:16:38He has got a break from the right place.

00:16:40Yes and all.

00:16:41No, but this story

00:16:42they have just told us.

00:16:44His twist is that

00:16:46when I was acting

00:16:47I was in 8th or 9th.

00:16:49I knew that

00:16:50my dream was that

00:16:51I had to go to Times of India

00:16:52to the front page.

00:16:53Oh!

00:16:54What the truth?

00:16:56My birthday is on April 24th.

00:16:59And you know who is born on April 24th.

00:17:00No, Sachin Tanduka.

00:17:01Exactly.

00:17:02So, Sachin Sir always comes

00:17:04and cuts the cake.

00:17:05And I always tell my mom

00:17:07that my mom will come and cut the cake.

00:17:10So, my brother always makes fun.

00:17:12Either you will go to jail

00:17:13and you will get a photo.

00:17:15Or you will do something.

00:17:18It will be fun.

00:17:19So, my mom told me

00:17:22that they never launched anyone.

00:17:25Whether it is a hero or a big man.

00:17:28He doesn't believe in that.

00:17:30He needs to be prepared.

00:17:32He kept a very high standard.

00:17:35So, I said,

00:17:35how did I break this?

00:17:37No, you broke it, Guru.

00:17:38I tell you,

00:17:39the children,

00:17:40the young children

00:17:40who are teenagers

00:17:41have their heartthrob.

00:17:44I guarantee them

00:17:45a heartthrob.

00:17:46I guarantee them

00:17:47that young people adore you.

00:17:49I adore you.

00:17:51Sir,

00:17:53I can't take any credit.

00:17:54Like my mom came,

00:17:55that's the same.

00:17:56I just learned

00:17:57one of them

00:17:58who taught me

00:17:59in my school

00:18:00in comedy,

00:18:01entertainment,

00:18:03That's the same.

00:18:04I gave him

00:18:05that.

00:18:06I always challenged me

00:18:07things.

00:18:08You can't do this.

00:18:10It's not going to happen.

00:18:10You're too spoiled.

00:18:12You can do this.

00:18:14I was very surprised.

00:18:14these lines were very

00:18:15very hard.

00:18:17So,

00:18:17there was a film

00:18:17of Akshay Paji's time.

00:18:19You've seen a film.

00:18:21I always laugh

00:18:22because I felt like

00:18:24that's happening.

00:18:25So,

00:18:26I was like,

00:18:28I mean,

00:18:29he would not say

00:18:29but they would think

00:18:30that I,

00:18:31I mean,

00:18:31you all would feel

00:18:31that he's the black sheep

00:18:32of the family.

00:18:33he would not do anything.

00:18:35But,

00:18:35it's good.

00:18:36But,

00:18:37David,

00:18:39did you say

00:18:39about it?

00:18:39Yes,

00:18:39but it is one of your

00:18:41finest performance.

00:18:42Again,

00:18:43it's a challenge.

00:18:44I had a phone

00:18:45too.

00:18:45It's a big deal.

00:18:47It's a big deal.

00:18:48It's a big deal.

00:18:49It's a big deal.

00:18:51After seeing Badlapur

00:18:54you changed your mind.

00:18:56Definitely

00:18:57what a performance.

00:18:58I said,

00:18:58I was very happy

00:18:59gradually with him.

00:19:01But,

00:19:02he was working.

00:19:02Now,

00:19:03he's like,

00:19:04I've seen my wife

00:19:05and I've seen it.

00:19:07So,

00:19:07I've cried so much

00:19:08in that picture.

00:19:09I cannot tell you.

00:19:10I came back

00:19:11and I was so proud

00:19:12of him.

00:19:13I tell you,

00:19:14the first time

00:19:14that I've said,

00:19:17in such an artist's

00:19:19beast.

00:19:20You could stand

00:19:21on your own

00:19:22and prove yourself.

00:19:23And the director

00:19:23really used him

00:19:24very well also.

00:19:26A millionth.

00:19:28David,

00:19:29what happened

00:19:30in Varun

00:19:31when he became

00:19:32a father?

00:19:33A lot.

00:19:34You can't know

00:19:35that...

00:19:35I tell him

00:19:36sometimes,

00:19:37I tell him

00:19:38what happens.

00:19:39What happens.

00:19:40What happens.

00:19:41What happens.

00:19:42What happens.

00:19:45True.

00:19:47No,

00:19:49100%.

00:19:50I think

00:19:50it's a lot of

00:19:51my wife

00:19:52definitely.

00:19:53She taught me

00:19:55a lot

00:19:55after marriage.

00:19:58But,

00:19:59my mom,

00:20:00you know,

00:20:00touchwood,

00:20:01she always takes

00:20:05my wife's side.

00:20:06She's a whole family.

00:20:07She's a whole family.

00:20:09So,

00:20:10I don't know.

00:20:11I'm just

00:20:12alone.

00:20:14At that point.

00:20:14But,

00:20:16I'm happy

00:20:16that,

00:20:17eventually,

00:20:18success,

00:20:18I feel,

00:20:19that the family

00:20:19you have.

00:20:21Before,

00:20:22I was surprised

00:20:23that,

00:20:23Papa,

00:20:24why can I go out

00:20:24at night?

00:20:25Why are you awake?

00:20:29Because,

00:20:29at night,

00:20:31we're so worried.

00:20:32We're going to call the police.

00:20:33But,

00:20:33I'm mobile,

00:20:35let me do it.

00:20:36One time,

00:20:37I didn't have a lot of time.

00:20:39One time.

00:20:40It was small.

00:20:41The car on the street.

00:20:42The street is going down.

00:20:47The party was going down.

00:20:47The music was going down.

00:20:49The music was going down.

00:20:49It was at the party.

00:20:50There was a girl in the party.

00:20:51It was there.

00:20:52We're not going to see.

00:20:54Where did she go?

00:20:54I don't know.

00:20:56The big girl was going down.

00:20:57The big girl,

00:20:58the girl,

00:20:58it was.

00:21:01The watchman told me.

00:21:31He was dancing.

00:21:32with girls inside and all.

00:21:34I mean, sir, you were a strict father.

00:21:36Varun, like my father was standing up.

00:21:40Did you do this, sir?

00:21:41No, standing up.

00:21:42I didn't kill him for today.

00:21:44I didn't take my hand.

00:21:46My mother killed him.

00:21:47It's my mother.

00:21:49You don't believe me.

00:21:50One day, I was outside.

00:21:51One time I killed him.

00:21:52My mother killed him.

00:21:53No, you hit me once.

00:21:54You slap him.

00:21:56I didn't kill him.

00:21:57I didn't kill him.

00:21:58I didn't kill him.

00:22:02I was shouting at each other.

00:22:03I was on my shoulder.

00:22:05I was on my shoulder.

00:22:08I was watching him.

00:22:09I was watching him.

00:22:10I was on the other side.

00:22:12I was watching him.

00:22:13I was watching him.

00:22:14I was watching him.

00:22:15I was watching him.

00:22:17They were on the beach.

00:22:20He wanted to slap him.

00:22:22But he slapped me.

00:22:23Because he was big.

00:22:24Rohit had already become big.

00:22:25I was still smaller.

00:22:27And I remember my specs fell down.

00:22:28And I picked up the space.

00:22:31What the hell?

00:22:33Sir, he said,

00:22:34I don't want to do it.

00:22:35No, no, no, no, no.

00:22:36When did Lali beat you?

00:22:37When did Lali beat you?

00:22:37But one thing I want to tell you.

00:22:39Lali beat you now.

00:22:40Lali beat Lali.

00:22:42You know, Lali is one who keeps the family together.

00:22:46She is one of the strongest women I've known.

00:22:49Don't believe me.

00:22:49I don't want to do it.

00:22:50We all stay together.

00:22:52This is on the floor.

00:22:53On the floor.

00:22:54On the floor.

00:22:54I and Rohit.

00:22:55We all eat together.

00:22:58We eat together at times.

00:23:00Matching.

00:23:01Matching.

00:23:02Final.

00:23:03Semi-final.

00:23:04We all sit together.

00:23:04When I was a bachelor,

00:23:08I said,

00:23:09You know,

00:23:09I need space and all like.

00:23:11It happens.

00:23:12It happens.

00:23:13It happens.

00:23:14I need privacy.

00:23:16So,

00:23:16I started looking at home.

00:23:18Suddenly,

00:23:19we have finalized the house.

00:23:20I said,

00:23:21Where is it?

00:23:22Under the floor.

00:23:23I said,

00:23:24But I am getting home from my house.

00:23:25No, no.

00:23:26It is not available.

00:23:27Where is it?

00:23:28I said,

00:23:29There is no house in the bomb.

00:23:31There is no house.

00:23:33It is no house.

00:23:34He told me,

00:23:35You know what?

00:23:35He told me

00:23:36Is it emotional reasons you have want to?

00:23:38I said,

00:23:39Yeah.

00:23:39It is emotional.

00:23:41I remember a one thought.

00:23:43First time,

00:23:44First time,

00:23:45We can go to Marriott

00:23:47to do swimming.

00:23:50When I metmetro

00:23:51then the staff left,

00:23:53asked what happened.

00:23:54I said,

00:23:54Madam' ring.

00:23:55I said,

00:23:56They were a diamond ring.

00:23:58I said,

00:23:59They took swimming.

00:24:00I said,

00:24:01In the pool, someone said, I'm going and I'm looking for it.

00:24:04I'm looking for it for a few hours.

00:24:07I'm going to get into the water, I didn't get the ring.

00:24:09I also got the ring again.

00:24:11I got the ring again.

00:24:13I said, I don't have the ring again.

00:24:15I said, no, son, I got the ring again.

00:24:18That's right.

00:24:21That's correct.

00:24:25But mom keeps doing everything.

00:24:27At one time, there was a club in Mumbai.

00:24:31He was there.

00:24:33Hrithik Roshan had not been launched as yet.

00:24:35His launch didn't happen.

00:24:36His phone was the same.

00:24:38They took Hrithik Roshan's phone.

00:24:43I think Rakesh Roshan called dad and Hrithik came to the house.

00:24:48Then Hrithik was not Hrithik.

00:24:50But then he was good looking.

00:24:52When I was eating food, Hrithik said, hello, auntie.

00:24:57How?

00:25:00Hey, auntie.

00:25:05This was about me.

00:25:06What about that one?

00:25:06That's my friend and I...

00:25:08See you later, the guy left.

00:25:14He left.

00:25:15Very embarrassing.

00:25:15He was sitting here in the chair.

00:25:17Without your shirt.

00:25:20He sat in the chair.

00:25:20His mother sat in the chair.

00:25:21He was sitting here.

00:25:21And the Hrithik Roshan.

00:25:23Big, tall guy.

00:25:24Like that.

00:25:25Full.

00:25:26Hey, auntie.

00:25:32And Dad was there and he called Uncle David, Uncle David, I think you got my phone.

00:25:39So, Mom said, yeah, Hrithik, you know, by mistake, you're such a sweet boy and all that.

00:25:43And I and Rohit, I'm just watching him.

00:25:46Thank you, folks, I'll remember that.

00:25:52Superb, man.

00:26:03But genuinely, I think Hrithik, I think, when I saw him, I said, how can he be so perfect?

00:26:10Then I also had a tension, that, Sala, this is so good, how will my launch be?

00:26:16I'm just coming to his camera.

00:26:19But yeah, I mean, I'll, I think, my childhood was very funny also.

00:26:26I say, I was doing things.

00:26:28But one thing, like David Sir, there are many actors in the house.

00:26:33When I go to school, I think, I'll write it, I'll write it, I'll write it, I'll write it, I'll

00:26:37write it, whatever.

00:26:38I'll show you that your father is a legendary director.

00:26:41You're sitting on the sofa, that this is my career, I'll launch it.

00:26:46You're sitting on the sofa.

00:26:46Yes.

00:26:47Then, how do you feel like he was sitting on the sofa?

00:26:50I'll tell you, because the house was not the legendary director.

00:26:54He was sitting on the sofa.

00:26:56So, I, and Rohit, it was embarrassing that he had to call a girl or a friend.

00:27:03We'll meet him in the sofa.

00:27:06I'm like, I'll come in the sofa and walk around to my room.

00:27:08He came from the sofa and said that, so I went in the sofa.

00:27:10Then we started talking, so my mother had to say,

00:27:12David, this is not right, the kids get the people home.

00:27:15You're roaming around, you're running in lungi.

00:27:16So next day, there's some friends that are in the room,

00:27:21our stand here, they're in the room,

00:27:22not in lungi, there were Jordan Shorts.

00:27:24Jordan Shorts but bare body.

00:27:29where is the other one?

00:27:36where are you?

00:27:37how are you?

00:27:38you are getting close to the other one

00:27:41you are getting close to the other one

00:27:41maybe I'm going to get married now

00:27:44I'm going to wear my shoes

00:27:44so I'm going to wear a t-shirt now

00:27:48what a matter of

00:27:49what a matter of

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00:28:18Hi!

00:28:18Hi, Mama!

00:28:21Good morning.

00:28:23We need to pick a dish.

00:28:24Yes, I'll pick a dish on the dish.

00:28:26Mother, put it in my hand.

00:28:29My hands are open, Mother.

00:28:32Your hands are open, too.

00:28:33My teeth have also been open.

00:28:36I've got four raw eggs in my teeth.

00:28:39I'm getting hungry.

00:28:42What is the raw eggs?

00:28:43I said, what's your name, Mammy Ji?

00:28:47What's your name?

00:28:48I said, Mammy Ji, you're going to put it down.

00:28:50Mammy Ji, I'm saying, I'll take it,

00:28:51I'll take it, I'll take it.

00:28:52I'll take it, Mammy Ji.

00:28:54Come, come, come.

00:28:54I'm getting it, look.

00:28:56Yes.

00:29:00I'm wearing my pants, David Ji.

00:29:03What's your name?

00:29:04It's not a year, it's a month.

00:29:06It's a big one.

00:29:07It's a big one.

00:29:10And how are you doing it?

00:29:11Are you doing it all right, Varun Ji?

00:29:13It's a good one.

00:29:14Why are you asking them?

00:29:15I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here,

00:29:16I'll ask you directly.

00:29:18Mammy Ji, I'll ask you directly,

00:29:19then you'll call my Mammy Ji,

00:29:20you'll talk to me about the hero.

00:29:23I'm telling you, I'm like this.

00:29:28I'll do all this, I won't do this.

00:29:30I'll ask you directly,

00:29:31and I'll ask you directly,

00:29:31and I'll ask you directly.

00:29:33Okay, Mammy Ji.

00:29:35You can take your T-shirt and show your six-pack.

00:29:40Show your outfit.

00:29:44That's how you call him.

00:29:46Hey!

00:29:50That's how you're doing it.

00:29:51What are you, man?

00:29:52You don't have to say.

00:29:53Open your mouth,

00:29:56and I'll just open them.

00:29:58What the people don't have to do?

00:30:02Oh, oh.

00:30:02I'm looking at David Ji,

00:30:04sit there with me.

00:30:04I'm seeing them,

00:30:06and everyone will do it all.

00:30:06They will not come here for you.

00:30:07Give me your mother to my mother.

00:30:14Hello.

00:30:14elegance.

00:30:16energy.

00:30:16Start talking.

00:30:17I gave them my hands to watch…

00:30:18Coach I put in these people…

00:30:26She was looking forward to absorbs their eyes…

00:30:30When I was the occass, I didn't recognize…

00:30:32Let me ask you, Badren.

00:30:33Let me ask you, Mammy.

00:30:36Hello, brother.

00:30:38Did you send this girl to me?

00:30:41Here you are, take a look and take a look at her biscuits.

00:30:46She looks like her, her son.

00:30:49Why are you asking me to ask me?

00:30:51You should ask me to ask me.

00:30:53Yes, let me see the next time.

00:31:00You have asked me, Mammy.

00:31:03This is the right thing.

00:31:05She is still here.

00:31:06I don't have to ask you.

00:31:07I ask you.

00:31:08How are you doing?

00:31:10How are you doing?

00:31:13How are you doing?

00:31:15How are you doing?

00:31:16You are doing a big thing.

00:31:17I have to go to my house.

00:31:19You have to sit here.

00:31:20I sit here.

00:31:21Yes, I sit here.

00:31:23I do like you.

00:31:25I do love you.

00:31:26I do love you.

00:31:27Very good.

00:31:28Yes, Mammy.

00:31:29Look, my girl, there.

00:31:30There is a girl.

00:31:31There is a girl.

00:31:32There is a girl.

00:31:33There is a girl.

00:31:34There is a girl here, Mammy.

00:31:36I love you so much.

00:31:39One minute.

00:31:41Look.

00:31:41I have to take you here.

00:31:43I have to take you here.

00:31:44You are so cute.

00:31:45You are so cute.

00:31:47You are so cute.

00:31:50You are so cute.

00:31:51You are so cute.

00:31:52I don't know about that.

00:31:53Okay?

00:31:54Mammy.

00:31:55Yes?

00:31:57Yes?

00:31:58Yes?

00:32:00Yes?

00:32:13Yes?

00:32:14Yes?

00:32:15Yes?

00:32:16Yes?

00:32:17Yes?

00:32:28Yes?

00:32:31Yes?

00:32:32I have a son of a son.

00:32:35Hey, Mom!

00:32:37Look at this!

00:32:39Yes, yes, yes.

00:32:42David has got a gift for our dolls.

00:32:47We didn't have a doll for our dolls.

00:32:50This is...

00:32:54This is what?

00:32:55This is a grandfather.

00:32:57We will buy a gift for our daughter.

00:32:58We will buy a gift for our daughter.

00:33:00How many men will buy a gift for our daughter?

00:33:07We will buy a gift for our daughter.

00:33:08We will give them someone.

00:33:09Give them, give them.

00:33:11We will give them a third class.

00:33:13Look, Mom.

00:33:17There is no class of gift.

00:33:20There is a gift.

00:33:21There is a gift.

00:33:21There is a love that you give.

00:33:24But it is very bad for the gift.

00:33:25Give them all here.

00:33:26Why do not pay a gift?

00:33:28The gift for her Mike also gives me to give him the gift.

00:33:32We will make it slip of a gift.

00:33:41Who will give me the gift?

00:33:44This is the gift.

00:33:45I think Mom is the gift for her mom.

00:33:48What that kind of gift?

00:33:50I have given them this gift.

00:33:53I have given them this gift.

00:33:54When did he get the phone?

00:33:55No, no, I'll come.

00:33:57Don't call me mom.

00:33:58Don't call me mom.

00:34:00Ma'am, get my hand.

00:34:01Mom, get my BP.

00:34:02Mom, get your hand.

00:34:06Don't call me, don't call me.

00:34:07You are the BP.

00:34:09There are the BP you are.

00:34:09You're not left from the BP.

00:34:12It's a CP.

00:34:14I'm getting the phone.

00:34:16I gave him a gift because I was given here.

00:34:20How am I, Mom?

00:34:22I don't know.

00:34:22You don't understand yourself.

00:34:25I will give you a gift here.

00:34:27It will be a good relationship.

00:34:30It will be possible because of the relationship.

00:34:32You take a heroine in the next film.

00:34:39I don't want to be a heroine in the next film.

00:34:41There is no use for a heroine.

00:34:43Why?

00:34:43You do so much good acting, it doesn't matter.

00:34:46One day, you do a hot scene like that,

00:34:49and the next day, you become a national cast.

00:34:50There have been.

00:34:51I cannot cancel the freedom of life.

00:34:55I have made a mistake.

00:34:56I have no idea about life.

00:34:56You do not live in yourrensen.

00:35:00Every human becomes a book,

00:35:02but sometimes see yourself.

00:35:03I don't sees a book.

00:35:04A large man sees who doesn't play the game.

00:35:07There is no work at home.

00:35:08I have more work at home.

00:35:09I will see a book.

00:35:11I can do a book.

00:35:12I will see a book.

00:35:12I have a book.

00:35:14If I sit now, I will become a dentist.

00:35:18I will not go to a diver.

00:35:18I don't want to go back to my house.

00:35:19I'm going to ask you a little bit.

00:35:22Mommy doesn't help?

00:35:23No, I don't help.

00:35:24I didn't.

00:35:24I was just sitting in a second.

00:35:26I was 5 years old.

00:35:27I came in front of him.

00:35:28In his chain, his glary fell.

00:35:34What do I do?

00:35:35How do I do this?

00:35:36How do I do this?

00:35:37What do I do this?

00:35:39I don't have to do this here.

00:35:42When it's famous,

00:35:44we go to the podcast.

00:35:49There's no shame.

00:35:53I'm doing it.

00:35:54You're doing it.

00:35:54Who will hear the story of the lady?

00:36:01If you don't want to do this,

00:36:03do you do a job.

00:36:05You do good dancing.

00:36:06Do you teach dancing?

00:36:08Okay, you teach dancing.

00:36:09I don't know how to write it.

00:36:11Why do you teach dancing?

00:36:12You teach dancing from the village.

00:36:13All the people of Bollywood.

00:36:15Okay.

00:36:16You teach dancing from the village.

00:36:17That's the whole thing.

00:36:20Your first step has taught you.

00:36:20How do you teach dancing?

00:36:21What's your step?

00:36:21Our first step is our because

00:36:22we were eating grass like this.

00:36:24One day,

00:36:25there were two trees in the garden.

00:36:27And then there were two trees.

00:36:28There were trees in the garden.

00:36:28And it's like that.

00:36:28That's the same step.

00:36:29Mom.

00:36:29Oh

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00:59:22Oh my God.

00:59:52Why do you tell us all about this book?

01:00:00My dear.

01:00:02Oh my God.

01:00:06Oh my God.

01:00:11The reality that I have been living in my mind,

01:00:13I will listen to them in my life.

01:00:20Oh my God.

01:00:22Oh my God.

01:00:22What do you say?

01:00:24Oh my God.

01:00:26Oh my God.

01:00:33Oh my God.

01:00:39Oh my God.

01:00:59foreign

01:01:04foreign

01:01:05this is what he said.

01:01:05I'm going to go to the other side.

01:01:11Mr. Sadr.

01:01:13What a girl?

01:01:15No, Sadr.

01:01:17What a girl.

01:01:18She is an amazing person.

01:01:20No, no, no, no.

01:01:21I am a girl.

01:01:23Sadr.

01:01:23Sadr, Sadr.

01:01:24Sadr, Sadr.

01:01:25Sadr.

01:01:25Sadr over here.

01:01:29Sadr.

01:01:31Sadr.

01:01:33Sadr.

01:01:38You know

01:01:39You know

01:01:41I'm gonna

01:01:43Yeah, I don't want to

01:01:45You know

01:01:51I'm gonna saw the propaganda like you come right?

01:01:55It's a propaganda pop. Yeah, they're gonna a proper gonna

01:02:15Oh

01:02:35Look at all these people, they came to give me a gift, but look, everyone is living in the house.

01:02:43They are sitting in the house where they can't go.

01:02:49They can't go in the house.

01:02:51They are living in the prelims.

01:02:54They have not been able to clear them.

01:02:56Why?

01:02:57Said, this is your son of UPSC exam.

01:03:00What is it?

01:03:03What is it?

01:03:04What is it?

01:03:05If you are living in the house, I will take you out of the house.

01:03:10I remember that.

01:03:13I want to talk about that.

01:03:16One minute.

01:03:18Are you there?

01:03:22Are you able to eat food?

01:03:24Why are you able to eat food?

01:03:27Why are you able to eat food?

01:03:29Why are you able to eat food?

01:03:34Look at it.

01:03:35What is it?

01:03:36What is it?

01:03:40What is it?

01:03:42Can you put it?

01:03:43Can we put it?

01:03:44I will put it.

01:03:46Then, make it.

01:03:48Would you put it?

01:03:49What are you like?

01:03:52What are you like?

01:03:55Here.

01:03:56I am

01:03:58Can you make tea?

01:04:02I am going to put a tapir in the bag

01:04:04I am not coming here

01:04:06I have never made tea in the life

01:04:08This is the problem

01:04:11My son can drink tea

01:04:12I am not making tea

01:04:15The family has cancelled

01:04:15My son will not be married

01:04:19If you make tea

01:04:21I will give you my son

01:04:23I will give you my son

01:04:24I will come here

01:04:30Oh, I will go here

01:04:32If my son has cancelled

01:04:33Come here

01:04:34Go here

01:04:35Why are you here

01:04:37I want you to complete a ten thousand steps

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The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 13: Family No. 1 - David Dhawan and Varun Dhawan

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