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Happy's Place (2024) Season 2 Episode 10
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00:00Speak to an agent
00:03No, speak to an agent
00:07Not a computer, a person, a human being
00:12Are you a person?
00:15Are you a person?
00:18You don't fool me, you're not a person
00:21Be gone, demon
00:31Hey
00:33Hey
00:35Alyssa
00:37I'm here
00:39Me too
00:42Here we are
00:45Yep
00:47Yep
00:54Good morning
00:55It wasn't until a demon got in my phone
01:00Hey, is your restaurant management class still doing that unit on kick butt ideas?
01:04Ah, you mean innovative strategies, yes
01:07You know, I think people would rather go to a class called kick butt ideas
01:13Anyway, you're gonna wanna go in there and brag about your sister
01:17I can start by telling them how modest she is
01:22I already brag about you
01:24I say we are an unbeatable team
01:26Well, our team just notched another win
01:28Yay team!
01:31What did we do?
01:32I talked to the bike shop next door
01:34And they're going to lease our upstairs storage room
01:37That we never use
01:40Wow
01:42Well, that's a really lame wow
01:45I'm talking about an additional $500 a month
01:49And we don't have to spend a penny
01:50Let's write up the lease
01:53No
01:56I'm sorry, did you just tell me no?
02:00Yes
02:03Wow
02:06Sometimes it feels like a big old fight
02:09To get through the day and sleep on through the night
02:14But here you'll find a place
02:16That'll surely lift your spirits
02:19You belong in Hat Beach Place
02:25Okay, I would like to expand upon this no
02:29Specifically
02:30What the heck are you talking about?
02:34Since I started my class, I've been coming up with ideas for the tavern
02:37And my favorite one is for the upstairs storage room
02:40I want to contribute to our success
02:43Success?
02:44Like in an additional $500 a month success?
02:48Bobby, I respect your ideas
02:50I always do
02:51But I want to present my own
02:53Because I know that you respect me
02:55Absolutely
02:56What's your idea?
02:58In class, they taught us to present on offense, not on defense
03:02Is it a football class?
03:05Ha ha
03:05I just mean I want to do it properly
03:09Okay, fair enough
03:10When would you like to present properly?
03:13How about tomorrow morning?
03:14I'll put it in my book
03:15Great
03:16Actually, I don't have a book
03:18I'll just remember it
03:23Hey, Steve
03:25What's that?
03:26Training equipment for G.I. Joe?
03:33Hilarious
03:34It's called hook and ring
03:35Oh, cool
03:36How do you play?
03:38You hook the ring
03:42Anyway, Takoda brought it from his house for the customers
03:45He says it requires a lot of patience to win
03:47So you and I are disqualified
03:50Are you kidding?
03:51I am the queen of games
03:53Sometimes when I would play hide and seek with my mom
03:55She couldn't find me all day
04:00You're such a good player
04:03Proud of you
04:06So, you want to play?
04:08I'll pass
04:16Is there a chicken on the loose?
04:18You think that bothers me?
04:19I went to an old boys school
04:21And they could find me
04:25I'm not doing it
04:27Takoda warned me I might get obsessed
04:28Because I'm, you know, me
04:32Yeah, but I'm not
04:33I'm, you know, me
04:36I wouldn't do that if I were you, Gabby
04:38That ring is impossible to get on the hook
04:40It was making my kids nuts that they couldn't beat it
04:43Yeah, well, when you go home tonight
04:45You can tell them that Aunt Gabby got their revenge
04:48If you say so
04:49You want to watch me win?
04:51I'd rather play hide and seek
04:58Hey, I'm just making sure I have everything for the pitch
05:02I know it's something you forgot
05:03Tetanus shots
05:06You know, most people have junk drawers
05:08Daddy had a crap room
05:10I get it
05:11What you see is a dingy storeroom
05:14But I need you to put all that out of your mind
05:17Maybe it would help if you closed your eyes
05:20And let the spiders crawl into my hair
05:23I don't think so
05:26Can you hear it?
05:27Hear what?
05:28It's passing by word of mouth
05:30It's popping up on social media
05:32Mysterious flyers appear on the university campus
05:34Everybody's talking about it
05:36Talking about what?
05:37The hottest, newest, nighttime entertainment hotspot in town
05:42The Knoxville Sisters Secret Speakeasy
05:50A speakeasy?
05:52Your coolest, newest idea is a bar from the 1920s?
05:57Oh, maybe Babe Ruth will stop by
06:00This idea, the modern speakeasy
06:03Is one of the hottest nationwide trends in the hospitality business
06:07I don't know about that
06:09I do
06:10And I can back it up with tons of research
06:12People are interested in immersive experiences
06:16In nostalgia
06:17In being part of something exclusive
06:20You and I are going to tap into that market
06:22Isabella
06:23It would cost a bundle to gussy this place up enough to make it into a bar
06:28No gussying
06:29That's the beauty of this space
06:31There are speakeasies around the country
06:33That spend a fortune to look exactly like this
06:37Die!
06:38Be gone, demon!
06:42Buddy, relax
06:43I did that
06:44And it was just with a few smart bulbs that I bought
06:48If we had a full lighting scheme in here
06:50Decent sound system
06:52I mean, we're practically ready to go
06:53So there would be money we'd have to put into it
06:56Well, yes
06:58Electrical upgrades
06:59Some furnishings
07:00The lighting and sound system I mentioned
07:03Spending money with no guaranteed return
07:05Boy, that sounds a little risky
07:06Every idea comes with risk, Bobby
07:08Not renting to the bike shop
07:11The only thing risky about that is
07:13Having to see those weird dudes in their bike shorts
07:18I really believe in this idea
07:19I know you do, hon
07:21And you've done a heck of a job explaining it
07:23I just don't think it's something we can do right now
07:27What are you saying?
07:28I'm saying it's a no
07:30But you can't say that
07:33I can't?
07:34I think I just did
07:37I own 50% of the tavern and I say yes
07:40Well, my 50% says no
07:44So, what do we do now?
07:47I don't know
07:48I guess one of us has to die
07:52Be gone, demon
07:59No whammy, no whammy, no whammy
08:02Oh, damn a wham, stinking wham, damn it
08:06Excuse me
08:07I ordered a beer a while ago and I'm still waiting?
08:10Yeah
08:10Well, I wanted to marry Sting
08:12But guess what?
08:13I'm also still waiting
08:17Gabby, this is nuts
08:19I know, right?
08:20I mean, it's a tiny hook
08:21It shouldn't be this hard
08:23No, I'm talking about this is nuts
08:26Hey, look
08:27I just need to get it once, okay?
08:29I can't quit as a loser
08:31Besides, I've only been doing it since
08:33You know, it's not important how long I've been doing it
08:36You remember when we had that one-armed bandit in here?
08:39Hey, I'll serve anyone
08:44I'm talking about the slot machine
08:46Oh, yeah
08:48Oh, man, we spent hours on that thing
08:50Trying to get all three cherries to line up
08:52No, we didn't spend hours, you did
08:55Which is why we had to get rid of it
08:58But this is different
08:59I'm not losing money
09:00Well, the tavern is
09:01You got people waiting for drinks here
09:03Okay, I can multitask
09:04The couple at table five says you got the order wrong
09:07The gin and tonics?
09:09What did I give them?
09:10A bottle of ketchup and a salt shaker
09:16Okay, I'm not giving up
09:17Until I get this ring
09:19On this hook
09:21I want to be a hooker
09:26I mean, I want to be a winner
09:32Shaka-con
09:36The great thing about the speakeasy is
09:39Wait, I heard Bobby said no to this idea already
09:42Why are you telling me?
09:44You are on the forefront of cool
09:46Okay, I want your opinion
09:49Uh-huh
09:51And maybe you eventually give that opinion to Bobby
09:53And it changes her opinion
09:54And it gets us out of this stupid 50-50 deadlock
09:58You're playing games
09:59Gabby's playing games
10:00Everybody stop playing games
10:03Please just look at this chart
10:05These are the average growth rates in markets similar to ours
10:08Even without traditional advertising
10:10Just social media and word of mouth
10:12Wow, that's pretty impressive
10:15What's pretty impressive?
10:17Oh, I was just showing Steve all the profits my idea would bring in
10:20Well, did you tell him the profits are currently imaginary and mine are real?
10:25They're not imaginary, they just exist in the future
10:28The future?
10:29The one with the speakeasies?
10:32Look, Steve, I don't have a chart
10:34But don't you think it makes good business sense to bring in a guaranteed $500 a month?
10:40You gotta get used to this, Bobby
10:42Because this won't be my last idea
10:43Oh, yippee!
10:45We get to do this argument again!
10:48Why didn't Happy leave us a tiebreaker?
10:51Wait
10:52We can let Steve decide
10:55Excuse me?
10:57Be the tiebreaking vote?
10:59Yeah
11:00He should know which one would be the best investment
11:02He's an accountant
11:03Exactly
11:04I work with numbers
11:05Not weird family dynamics
11:08Steve will be the tiebreaker
11:10Whatever he picks goes
11:11Sounds good to me
11:12Sounds terrible to me
11:15Relax
11:16I mean, it's not like you have to pick sides
11:19You just have to pick an idea
11:21Yeah, no hard feelings
11:23No
11:24We promise
11:27Fine
11:27As the tavern's accountant
11:29Weighing in all the options
11:32Thinking about risk versus reward
11:34Looking at both the macro and the macro
11:36Big Bobby's idea
11:38What?
11:39I'm sorry, Sabella
11:40But the numbers are on her side
11:42Did you hear that?
11:43Numbers are on my side
11:45Stupid numbers
11:46Fine
11:49She said no hard feelings
11:50But her feelings seem extremely hard
11:56Bobby
11:57Sorry, I have something for you
11:59What's that?
12:00I found someone who wants to rent the upstairs unit
12:02For $600 a month
12:04Huh
12:04Guess I got the numbers on my side now
12:06Oh
12:08Who's the tenant?
12:09Me
12:35I don't know if you're getting dizzy doing that
12:37But I'm getting dizzy watching
12:40I need to talk
12:42Do we still do that?
12:44We're doing it now
12:46It's not exactly riveting
12:48But we're doing it
12:55So, uh
12:57Is this about us?
12:59Oh, no
13:01Okay
13:02What's on your mind?
13:03It's about Isabella
13:05Well, if you're asking me
13:06If she and I have talked about that thing with Happy
13:09Haven't done it yet
13:10Oh, and I'm sure you will
13:11Nope
13:11It's about the speakeasy
13:13I thought you killed that idea
13:15Why does everybody say that?
13:17It sounds terrible when you say it that way
13:21Okay
13:21What I meant to say is
13:22You debated the merits of the concept
13:24And then, like always
13:26You got your way
13:27Oh, I'm so glad we can still talk
13:31I don't know if you've heard
13:32But she's gonna do it anyway
13:34She's gonna use her own money
13:36She is?
13:38That kid's got guts, huh?
13:40What if it's a mistake?
13:41Then it's a mistake
13:43Great thing about being young
13:45Is you got a lot of time
13:46To make up for mistakes
13:48I'm not that young
13:49What if I'm the one
13:50Making the mistake?
13:52By telling her no?
13:54She used to have small ideas
13:56That were so easy to say yes to
13:58Like movie night
13:59Or adding an appetizer
14:01This one's big
14:02I don't know if I want to take
14:04That big of a risk
14:05I don't get it
14:06You've already told her
14:08You don't want to be a part of it
14:09So what are you worried about?
14:10I'm worried that she'll be fine with that
14:12You ever heard of Sears and Roebuck?
14:15Whatever happened to Roebuck?
14:19I don't want to be Roebuck
14:22So you're worried that she's gonna leave
14:24And go out on her own?
14:27Exactly
14:28That's the thing I don't want to risk
14:33I don't like
14:35Splitting up
14:39Yeah, I get that
14:47Hey
14:48Get it
14:50What is wrong with me?
14:52I'm sorry, Gabby
14:53I never should have brought that thing into the bar
14:55No
14:55No, I'm happy that you did
14:57Really?
14:58Yes
14:59I've spent my entire life
15:01Thinking that I was good at games
15:03And now I know that I've been living a lie
15:07In a way, I feel free
15:11Steve said you used to play games with your mom when you were a kid
15:14Yeah, all the time
15:16In bars
15:18In bars?
15:19Yeah
15:19Yeah, she'd use me to win her free drinks
15:22Those were the days
15:24Just shake some sawdust on the shuffleboard
15:27Slide that disc into the three-point zone
15:30And mom gets a free Mai Tai
15:33Ah, sweet youth
15:35And you'd always win?
15:37You just have to keep trying
15:39That's all
15:40And then you would win
15:42Always?
15:44I mean, not every single time
15:47That would be unrealistic
15:50This is a game
15:52You are a person
15:54And this is a table
15:57It's fun to say the name of things
16:00I just needed to win
16:03Then I knew she liked me
16:09You don't need to win anymore, Gabby
16:11We already like you
16:29Finally, I'm a hooker
16:35When do we close?
16:40Well, I guess you start over there
16:43I'll start over here
16:45And we move towards each other
16:47Sounds good
16:48Once I'll see you in a week
16:51Wait, I want to help
16:57Oh, my God
16:58Steve, I can't believe you came up here
17:00A speakeasy is a great idea, Isabella
17:02I want to be supportive
17:03While not contracting the plague
17:10Isabella
17:11Bobby, are you okay?
17:12It's those stairs
17:13Well, it'll knock the wind right out of you, right?
17:16No
17:20All right, Isabella
17:21I want to give you this
17:23What are you doing?
17:24Well, I want to give you back your 600 bucks
17:26And I was going to slap it down real dramatic like like you did it
17:29But I left it down in my office
17:31You can't do that
17:32Yeah, you're right
17:34Yeah, you're right
17:34I can't take those stairs anymore
17:37No
17:38We agreed
17:39It came down to numbers
17:40Right, Steve?
17:41She's right
17:42Hers is the highest bid
17:44You cannot reject her money without a good reason
17:47Well, I have a good reason
17:48I want to be your partner
17:51Oh, oh, this is great
17:53I'm so glad I could be part of this beautiful moment
17:55I found a wasp nest
17:57Yeah, no, I'm out
18:03You want to be part of the speakeasy?
18:06What changed your mind?
18:07Well, I realized I turned down a chance to do something really special with my sister
18:12Just because something was kind of scary
18:15I'd love to do this with you
18:17But it's clear you're uncomfortable with the risk
18:20And if I do this on my own, it's all on me
18:23What?
18:23I love a risk
18:25I also love that your generation wants cobwebs and creaky wood and...
18:30A wasp's nest
18:35This speakeasy proposal isn't something that my co-owner sister just threw together
18:41You're right about that
18:42Yeah
18:43Your idea was a well-thought-out concept that has so much life
18:48And it could be something great
18:50Or it could fail
18:51Not if our unbeatable team sticks together
18:55I don't want us to be divided
18:57I don't want that either
18:58So we're gonna do this thing
19:00As long as you agree
19:02If it doesn't beat the rental money in six months
19:05We do a lease with a back shop
19:07Deal?
19:08Deal
19:09Oh, thank you for trusting me
19:11And I trust you too
19:13But we should really get this in writing
19:16First thing in the morning
19:18Bobby, I just know that we can make this the hottest bar in Knoxville
19:22Okay, one more hurdle
19:24We need to make sure that our tavern liquor license is valid up here
19:29Oh, we don't have to worry about that
19:31This is the best part
19:33This speakeasy will only serve alcohol-free mocktails
19:46Did I just agree
19:47To open a bar that doesn't serve alcohol?
19:51You did
19:54I need a drink
19:58Wait, is anybody else gonna help me clean?
20:03Come on, man
20:08Hey, thanks for the talk earlier
20:10Isabelle and I are gonna give the speakeasy a shot
20:13Oh, that's great, Bobby
20:17Anytime
20:19Anytime?
20:22When we broke up
20:24You said that we should just
20:26Go back to being friends
20:28So
20:29Yeah
20:31You can come talk to me anytime, Bobby
20:34Anytime
20:37Thanks, friend
20:43You ever play this thing?
20:45Not in a million years
20:46Well, let's try
20:48Okay
20:50Grab a whole one
20:54One
20:54Two
20:55You
20:57I
20:58I
20:58I
20:58I
21:00I
21:13I
21:14I
21:14I
21:14I
21:16ÂĄGracias!
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