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00:00:04the elimination just happened I've sent Sminty home and I feel guilty because I know how bad
00:00:10she wanted to be here but if it comes down to a lip sync like you're not gonna take me
00:00:15the Manchester mannequin started panicking but this is not the last one where you'll see me on
00:00:21Sminty amen girl amen love you Sminty I am so proud to be a Manchester queen with Sminty
00:00:28she has done our city so proud we love you we love you Miss Mintisha Jones my ethnic sister with
00:00:36the fake tans I think a little bit of Sminty might be pleased to be over because she needs to
00:00:43put all
00:00:43of gothy's jock straps on a boil wash and get that tangerine tan out of the crack quick pixie
00:00:51how are you feeling like I felt like it could go to either me or Danny like quite legitimately
00:00:57I had a feeling anyway that I wouldn't get it I've never been the girl who you know is the
00:01:02bride so
00:01:03like and girl you smashed it neither if I kill I'm like the bride of Chucky I feel like I
00:01:13just
00:01:13completely smashed the challenge and then just to walk into untucked after critiques feeling so high
00:01:18from all those great comments and have everyone just sit there and be like Danny Danny Danny Danny
00:01:22I'm sort of looked over a bit I'm not being like a knob and being like oh I should have
00:01:27won but
00:01:27like I feel like I spent my like whole career really trying to prove myself and I get so close
00:01:33every time and I just for some reason can't get to the end those critiques don't mean nothing just
00:01:39because you don't have a badge to prove I know everything it's just like I'm just bitch you were
00:01:43told tonight you were beautiful sis get out of this space you are thriving here you'll get the
00:01:49win Danny is a big personality and I think it's difficult to shine sometimes next to Danny because
00:01:56Danny is so good talking of what RuPaul was saying she gave you some good bits of advice I wasn't
00:02:03prepared I didn't put in enough work to take that character where I needed to go so I think instead
00:02:08of kind of taking a back seat with things I know that I'm not that good at I'm just gonna
00:02:11push extra hard
00:02:12and like what else can I do the way that I thought things were gonna go here and not materializing
00:02:17in real life and I'm trying to be professional but the little voices in the back are starting to be
00:02:22a bit like hey what's going on but knowing that it is a competition we've got to push through
00:02:27I'm trying to keep a positive mental attitude and like let's go and attack the next challenge
00:02:31guys I have one question who's gonna make the most of next week's opportunitar
00:02:40girls can we go and get all this crap off ourselves let's go right RuPaul is looking for a superstar
00:02:48I can't get this off I love all these girls they need to bite my dust what are you gonna
00:02:55do next
00:02:55week to improve your runway borrow some of yours and put a panel in the back the competition is
00:03:01really starting to heat up only one of us can win oh it's time for me to win my own
00:03:08badge
00:03:12that's why they call me cheddar gorgeous
00:03:20it's a new day in the workroom and this is definitely the Olympics of drag
00:03:23first minting if this is marathon this is the pinnacle point that you would shit yourself
00:03:32how are you feeling today this table is feeling empty it feels so really killously small is the
00:03:40pressure getting like more yeah a little bit yeah especially after having my ass handed to me in
00:03:45critiques last week I think I'm a bit like oh this is very real now we have to keep on
00:03:49pushing
00:03:50I want to get better but I'm starting to doubt myself a little bit I'm aware of that and I'm
00:03:54trying to keep myself up Ru was not happy in those critiques and I do not want to be in
00:03:58that repeat
00:03:58position again like we need to make her laugh and smile all the time yeah and I think with that
00:04:03being said we should probably congratulate Daniel Beidington was Daniel on the win the comic she was
00:04:11fabulous thanks how are you feeling about it today it's so emotional like RuPaul saying like great
00:04:17things about you like I'm flabbergasted I'm not lost for words often girl I have just won another
00:04:23badge RuPaul likes me the Queens are shaking honest to God I am chuffed to bits JB you've been in
00:04:35the
00:04:35bottom a couple of times and it may be the first time anybody's ever said this but you've not had
00:04:39any tops yet no I know also what are you gonna do you're now the only one without one of
00:04:44these
00:04:45gorgeous badges as well everyone else yeah she's the least decorated queen what you gonna do obviously
00:04:51I want to be in the top so I just have to be the best that I can be these
00:04:55queens that keep on coming
00:04:56for me that I'm the only one without a badge but not all super queens have badges so you know
00:05:00go
00:05:01fuck yourself so do you know what I want to know yeah how Katrina's magic dildo is doing and where
00:05:09is it now please because I'd like to borrow that you know actually oh sorry I'm just getting a message
00:05:14it's saying can we get hacksaw to chop this badge in half just so we can share it
00:05:20hang on hang on hang on I'm just getting a message no
00:05:29girl her majesty that already had hers is hello governor is your spoonful of sugar half empty
00:05:38does your chimney need sweeping every day is your ego super fragilistic
00:05:45oh Mary do I have just the thing for you
00:05:53smells like a musical to me kids
00:05:58hello hello hello
00:06:05ladies you know education is the cornerstone of a free society
00:06:10so today I want you to school the children in the classic art the throwing shade
00:06:20in the great tradition of the legendary documentary Paris is Burning the British Library is about to open
00:06:29officially
00:06:33because reading is what
00:06:39hashtag drag race UK
00:06:41honey I've got my library card and I'm ready to read these bitches to fill
00:06:45first up
00:06:47Cheddar Gorgeous
00:06:48assume the position darling
00:06:51me first but I'm so nice
00:06:53I know
00:06:55Cheddar Gorgeous
00:06:56the library is open
00:06:59let's see shall we
00:07:01oh you all look so much better now
00:07:05Dakota Schiffer
00:07:08pretty's not an excuse put some makeup on bitch seriously
00:07:13black pepper
00:07:15such beauty such elegance but don't get too close because you'll see maybe it's cracked pepper
00:07:22close out
00:07:25and LaPhil
00:07:26where's LaPhil
00:07:28oh
00:07:28I can't quite make LaPhil out she's sort of fading into the background there
00:07:33I'm so sorry
00:07:35Dakota Schiffer
00:07:37hello girl
00:07:37you are blonde
00:07:38you are beautiful
00:07:40and you have legs almost as long as you make conversations feel
00:07:43oh my goodness
00:07:49absolutely qualified to say that about me because I do talk for England
00:07:52pixie polite
00:07:53you know last week you spoke about being a runner up for the improv challenge
00:07:57but what you'll always have is the best tits in drag
00:08:01next to Danny Beard out of drag
00:08:06black pepper
00:08:07I'd ask if your barbecue was cancelled but with that grill no one's coming
00:08:13cheddar gorgeous
00:08:13or if we're naming half to her age and her smell
00:08:16aged blue stilton gorgeous
00:08:21next
00:08:22hands up say hey baby
00:08:23thank you
00:08:24I'll wear some clothes next time on a runway
00:08:26oh
00:08:26oh
00:08:28oh
00:08:29Danny Beard
00:08:30you know I know you love Marmite but stop using it as your foundation color
00:08:39mother pepper
00:08:41cheddar gorgeous
00:08:42much like the famous cheddar gorge
00:08:44you two have a face that is rough
00:08:46and many men have climbed upon
00:08:49rough textured
00:08:51I am smooth
00:08:52I'm like a very sexy dolphin
00:08:55LaPhil
00:08:56your long luscious hair
00:08:57I think it's become a trademark of yours
00:08:59I just really wonder how you get it to come out of your nostrils like that
00:09:04how rude
00:09:05J blonde you are so old
00:09:07your first gig was chasing the snakes out of Ireland
00:09:10good on you pixie
00:09:14you little bitch
00:09:15baby
00:09:17hmm
00:09:18I'm pro-choice
00:09:25my lovely Julian
00:09:27I mean sorry
00:09:28Jonathan
00:09:29I mean no
00:09:30John
00:09:31Jomba's blonde
00:09:32no
00:09:32Mr. Smithers in a dress
00:09:36baby baby
00:09:37baby baby
00:09:38she's always loose
00:09:39and ready for anything
00:09:42except for a high waisted leotard
00:09:44do you fancy a razor for your pubes
00:09:46oh
00:09:49on the runway
00:09:50they were trimmed
00:09:51okay
00:09:52I didn't know we were going to be naked
00:09:53that day
00:09:54I'm trying
00:09:54I'm human
00:09:56Dakota
00:09:57my little baby girl
00:09:59now it's nice that drag race has embraced trans icons
00:10:04and now it's nice that people can see a bit of trans mediocrity
00:10:11if two badges is trans mediocrity
00:10:13I'm proud to be serving it
00:10:15pixie polite
00:10:17you are famous for shagging tea a coffee from the telly
00:10:22what a shame that charisma isn't sexually transmittable
00:10:29okay here we go
00:10:31cheddar gorgeous
00:10:33cheddar is so old
00:10:35she was the first drag queen to throw a brick at stone
00:10:39henge
00:10:41thank you early Elton John
00:10:43pleasure darling
00:10:44Danny Beard
00:10:45did you know that Danny Beard is an anagram for
00:10:48shut the fuck up
00:10:55well the library is officially closed
00:10:58officially
00:11:03and the winner of today's mini challenge is
00:11:06pixie polite
00:11:07thank you
00:11:12thank you
00:11:13thrilled
00:11:14I think I've completely slaughtered them all to be honest
00:11:17so lady kids
00:11:18live theater can make or break a performer's charisma uniqueness nerve and talent
00:11:24so for this week's maxi challenge
00:11:27you'll be starring in the unauthorized shequel to a beloved family classic
00:11:33Larry Poppins
00:11:34Larry Poppins the Rusical
00:11:35whoo
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00:12:35Open my mouth.
00:12:37Right, ladies.
00:12:39We have the season four musical.
00:12:43Oh, my goodness.
00:12:44You're not excited, Dakota?
00:12:45I hate musicals.
00:12:47What?
00:12:47Get out.
00:12:48And I've never watched Mary Beth.
00:12:50Give me your drag card.
00:12:51You're a drag queen.
00:12:53How do you not like musicals?
00:12:54That's like not liking kittens or something.
00:12:57Shall we all have a listen and see what we think?
00:13:00I have the power to assign the roles this week.
00:13:03And it offers me a very unique opportunity
00:13:06because I could be a shady little bitch
00:13:10and, you know, pop these girls in roles that they don't want.
00:13:12Yes.
00:13:13This is naughty.
00:13:15But I'm going to see how this plays out,
00:13:17see what people want and see how I feel.
00:13:19Okay, characters.
00:13:20O.G. Mary.
00:13:21She is original family-friendly nanny
00:13:23with a cut-glass British accent.
00:13:26I would love to tackle O.G. Mary
00:13:28because she's too prim and perfect that needs to loosen up
00:13:30and I feel like that's quite fitting.
00:13:32I want a leading role
00:13:33that I can show Ru
00:13:34all the different things
00:13:36that I've learned from last week's comments.
00:13:38Phil, you are O.G. Mary.
00:13:40Okay, Lick Van Dick.
00:13:41Oh, look.
00:13:42It's everyone's favourite cockney bin lady,
00:13:44Lick Van Dick.
00:13:45A jack of all trades
00:13:46and proper salt of the earth.
00:13:48I can play Lick Van Dick.
00:13:49I think Danny would be really good at that.
00:13:51I would consider myself
00:13:53more of a Jane MacDonald
00:13:55than a Julie Andrews
00:13:56and that is purely because
00:13:57I, too, love cruising.
00:13:59The bird lady.
00:14:00This old bird is quite literally
00:14:02an old bird.
00:14:04At this point in the competition,
00:14:05I need to make myself known.
00:14:07I need to lay my eggs in this basket.
00:14:09I need this role.
00:14:10I love the bird lady.
00:14:12It's about what's best for the thing.
00:14:14It's not just about
00:14:15putting people's hands up
00:14:16and saying,
00:14:16I want this role.
00:14:17Yeah, it's about what's going to make this
00:14:18the fucking most iconic.
00:14:21Rousical!
00:14:23Jumbas wants to stand out
00:14:26and do you know what?
00:14:28I'm going to trust her
00:14:29that she can do it.
00:14:30Jumbas is the bird lady.
00:14:33Caca!
00:14:34Other prude.
00:14:35She's rich, powerful
00:14:36and stressed AF.
00:14:37I really think
00:14:38Mother Prude's like
00:14:38right up my street.
00:14:39I feel like I'd nail that.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42Coming straight into a Rousical
00:14:43is the perfect cure
00:14:45for these baby blues
00:14:46that I've got, girl.
00:14:47They're just lifting me up
00:14:48and I'm going,
00:14:49I can do this.
00:14:50This is perfect.
00:14:51The prude twins.
00:14:52Their sugar, spice
00:14:53and everything nice.
00:14:54The apple of them
00:14:55of his eye.
00:14:55I do think the kids
00:14:56for me passing
00:14:57would be quite an obvious choice
00:14:59and I don't want the kids.
00:15:00I don't want the kids.
00:15:01If I'm going to do well
00:15:03in this challenge
00:15:03I need to throw myself
00:15:04at something
00:15:05and I'm,
00:15:07I want Rochelle La Roche.
00:15:09Rochelle La Roche.
00:15:11Rochelle is the head
00:15:12waitress at Binland.
00:15:13She's French
00:15:14but she's also a cockroach.
00:15:16I love Rochelle
00:15:17and I do often
00:15:18look a bit like an insect.
00:15:20I'm really into the cockroach.
00:15:21They can survive
00:15:22in the vacuum of space.
00:15:23It is just going to be
00:15:24sharing some cockroaches
00:15:25at the end of the world.
00:15:26We know that.
00:15:28Can we hear everyone's
00:15:29French accent
00:15:29who wants to do Rochelle?
00:15:30Dakota, speak up.
00:15:32Let's do the French.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:33Rochelle is the head
00:15:34waitress at Binland
00:15:35and only accessible
00:15:36to those in the know.
00:15:38No?
00:15:40Has Dakota ever been to France?
00:15:42Rochelle is the head
00:15:43waitress in Binland
00:15:44and magical but trashy
00:15:46outspot that literally
00:15:47comes alive at night
00:15:48and is only accessible
00:15:49to those in the know.
00:15:50Yes!
00:15:52Yes!
00:15:53I'm a generic European.
00:15:54Yes bitch.
00:15:55Yes, Jan.
00:15:55I think it's quite clear
00:15:56who Rochelle can be right now.
00:15:58Cheddar, you're going to be Rochelle.
00:16:00Oh, I've been to you
00:16:01with these Rochelle
00:16:02you're really spalling us.
00:16:03Wait, so who's doing it?
00:16:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:16:06Okay, the twins.
00:16:08Pepper and Dakota.
00:16:10Is that okay?
00:16:11Is everyone happy?
00:16:11I'm sorry if you're not.
00:16:13Cody, you do not look happy.
00:16:14Yeah.
00:16:15Yeah, and if you did
00:16:16really want Rochelle
00:16:17like you could have that.
00:16:18No, I'm, your French accent
00:16:19blew me out of the water.
00:16:20Yeah, it did.
00:16:20So.
00:16:21Oh, I don't know.
00:16:22I feel like doing the twins
00:16:23is the death sentence for you.
00:16:24So what would you be confident
00:16:25with?
00:16:25What do you need right now?
00:16:27I don't know.
00:16:29There's no role
00:16:30that I feel
00:16:31massively optimistic about
00:16:32to be honest.
00:16:33When we listened to it
00:16:34I was like, okay
00:16:35I'm probably going to be the twins
00:16:36but that's why I was like
00:16:37oh, people are going to
00:16:37expect me to be the twins.
00:16:39If you could do the twins
00:16:39but do you want to do
00:16:40the twins?
00:16:42Okay, I'll do the twins.
00:16:44I am not feeling
00:16:46supercalifragilistic
00:16:47obscure
00:16:47ex-califragilist
00:16:48whatever it is
00:16:49I'm not feeling it.
00:16:51Pixie, does that make
00:16:52you Larry Poppins?
00:16:54Yeah, I'll do
00:16:55Yeah, I'll do Larry.
00:16:55You're going to be Larry.
00:16:56That's come.
00:16:57Got a bit flustered
00:16:58We're picking the roles
00:17:00Let's smash this
00:17:00musical girl!
00:17:01Yes!
00:17:02Bye!
00:17:02Acting, singing
00:17:04and dancing
00:17:04all at the same time
00:17:05Piece of cake
00:17:06and I love a piece of cake
00:17:12Cheddar!
00:17:13Cheddar!
00:17:14Swallow down
00:17:14I'll give you more
00:17:15Oh, hello there
00:17:17Cheddar
00:17:17Cheddar having a meltdown
00:17:19You're just in time
00:17:20for dinner
00:17:20Je m'appelle
00:17:21Rochelle Roche
00:17:22She's definitely
00:17:23Divino de Campo
00:17:24isn't she?
00:17:28Well, the twins are a small singing role
00:17:32but they are on stage for the whole thing
00:17:35so I'm not going to be that girl that's upset
00:17:36she didn't get the part she wanted
00:17:37because honestly
00:17:38I was trying to bid for the bigger parts
00:17:40but I knew if I got them
00:17:41that I probably would have been stressed about that as well
00:17:42When am I not stressed?
00:17:43Because we're working together
00:17:45and we're twins
00:17:46I am really depending on her
00:17:48to not be in a bad head space
00:17:50because if she is in a bad head space
00:17:52that's going to affect me
00:17:53I know it's not the role you probably wanted
00:17:55but let's go into this
00:17:56with a fresh mind
00:17:57and just like slay it
00:17:58I'm trying to get out of my head
00:17:59and you know
00:18:01get over
00:18:02Get out of that head, girl
00:18:03You'll be fine
00:18:04Absolutely
00:18:04Come on, Nicole, girl
00:18:06Let's do it
00:18:13I'm sat there listening to the track
00:18:15that I'm going to be doing
00:18:16and I realise
00:18:18Larry Poppins is not the part
00:18:20I thought it was
00:18:22and I'm worried
00:18:24I feel like I've shot myself in the foot a bit
00:18:26while choosing this part
00:18:28because
00:18:29I was just far too concerned
00:18:31with making everyone else happy
00:18:32I didn't look through the parts
00:18:34well enough
00:18:35This is Pixie to a T, innit?
00:18:37She's so concerned
00:18:38about making sure
00:18:39the show is right
00:18:40and everyone fits their own role
00:18:42she's forgotten to fucking
00:18:43sort herself out
00:18:45Would you be happier
00:18:46if we swapped?
00:18:47You don't want to do yours?
00:18:49They're both similar
00:18:50but would you be happier
00:18:52with, like...
00:18:53Pixie doesn't want to do her role
00:18:55I look over Larry
00:18:56and I think, you know what?
00:18:59I'll give it a whack
00:19:01I think, you know,
00:19:01you've got the acting chops
00:19:03I think...
00:19:04Because I can't do either
00:19:05I'm honest
00:19:05I think I'd like to swap
00:19:06The Lick Von Dick part
00:19:08is very me
00:19:09so we're going to swap parts
00:19:11and we're going to smash
00:19:12this rusical
00:19:13Thank you
00:19:14You don't need to thank me
00:19:21Now it's time for our vocal coaching session
00:19:23with the gorgeous Michelle Visage
00:19:25Hey Marys
00:19:26Say hello to me old China
00:19:30Dane Charlson
00:19:31Hi Dane
00:19:33We're going to start with Dakota
00:19:34and Black Pepper
00:19:35I need all the help
00:19:36I can get right now
00:19:37Yes UK, I cannot sing
00:19:40Don't book me to sing
00:19:41Here we go
00:19:42Expensive but it's a la carte
00:19:44Served up by this roachy tar
00:19:46We should rob the bank
00:19:47to pay for luncheon
00:19:49Alright
00:19:50Just remember, Larry has just taken you out
00:19:52and filled you full of sugar
00:19:54So lean into that
00:19:56Dakota, don't worry about being beautiful
00:19:58just for two seconds
00:19:59Oh my god
00:20:00This is your moment to be like
00:20:02I think the fear of looking silly
00:20:04is making me feel
00:20:06at Prince brought this musical
00:20:07I've got to get through this
00:20:09Baby
00:20:10I'm playing Mother Prude
00:20:11Let's just try running it
00:20:12Okay
00:20:14I'm filthy rich
00:20:15but I want more cash
00:20:17I refuse to live
00:20:19like the lower class
00:20:21I think the thing about this track
00:20:23in particular is
00:20:24you know what you're channeling
00:20:25You're doing Britney
00:20:26Yes
00:20:27Just put a little creak in there
00:20:30That attended yoga class
00:20:32Yeah
00:20:33When you start there
00:20:34you have a place to build
00:20:35Cool
00:20:35Denny Bede
00:20:36Hiya honey bun
00:20:37You're Larry
00:20:38You are made for this role
00:20:40Hit it
00:20:43Eat it
00:20:48I've barely had two seconds
00:20:50with this new character
00:20:51I don't know me arse from me elbow
00:20:53Give in to destruction
00:20:54and let me be blunt
00:20:56Your tragic lives you
00:20:58Just a big
00:21:00God welcome
00:21:01It's fucking disaster
00:21:03You need to Danny Beard
00:21:05the fuck out of this song
00:21:06Yeah I will
00:21:06Just be that character
00:21:07I see myself as a
00:21:09horny French
00:21:11cockroach waitress
00:21:12and I don't mind
00:21:13partying with a cockroach
00:21:14Salmonella's healing
00:21:16this rotten produce
00:21:18God
00:21:19Healing this rotten produce
00:21:23Pixie
00:21:23Yes
00:21:24Get in your confidence
00:21:25Yeah
00:21:25Listen to me when I tell you
00:21:27You can do this
00:21:28and you have what it takes
00:21:28You're there
00:21:29Drink bin juice
00:21:31Please
00:21:31Drink bin juice
00:21:32Drink bin juice
00:21:34Please
00:21:35Drink bin juice
00:21:36Drink bin
00:21:37Drink bin juice
00:21:41Please drink bin juice
00:21:43Drink bin juice
00:21:44Please drink bin juice
00:21:46Drink bin juice
00:21:47Oh
00:21:47Okay
00:21:50I'm stood there in front of Michelle, and suddenly I think that I've never sung a day in my life.
00:21:55Pixie, listen to me right now.
00:21:57You don't need to freak out.
00:21:58I know.
00:22:00You're going to get it.
00:22:02Sometimes it just takes a little bit.
00:22:04We all know I can do this, so I just need to do it.
00:22:07You are going to be the bird lady, so I say to start, we hear what you can do actually
00:22:11vocally.
00:22:12Pick me, stuff me, just do as you like.
00:22:18Cut, cut, cut, cut.
00:22:20So, there was not a semblance of a pitch in that.
00:22:24Right.
00:22:26Jambas wants to stand out, I get it.
00:22:28This is a role with a big vocal.
00:22:30I think if she can do a parrot, she might be alright.
00:22:36If I were you, I would Dita Von Teese this.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:39Love me, love me, I swear I won't bite her.
00:22:49Today, I'm not the shittester.
00:22:52Okay, LePhil.
00:22:53I'm playing the OG Mary.
00:22:55This is the big final number.
00:22:57Want to try it?
00:22:57Yeah, let's do it.
00:23:04It's almost like this song is a journey, where you're realising that you're having so much fun.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:11I think I've got a lot to do and I'm just gonna try and hit every todger.
00:23:16Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
00:23:19Now we all are friends again and mommy's not so cranky.
00:23:22We are okay.
00:23:23Baby, your timing was a little bit out.
00:23:25I'm seeing how strong everyone's getting.
00:23:28I'm thinking if everyone else around me is doing really strong, does that mean that I'm
00:23:33the weak one?
00:23:34All of us here need personality even more than vocals.
00:23:37Just when you think it's too big, trust me, it isn't.
00:23:41And now I'm worried that my dance ability and my performance chops aren't enough to carry
00:23:47me through this.
00:23:48Okay, so with your vocals down, it's time for choreography.
00:23:53Please welcome my one-time dance partner, the reigning Strictly champion, Giovanni Bernice.
00:24:02Hello, Queens.
00:24:04Michelle.
00:24:05Oh, I haven't missed you.
00:24:08Oh, delicious.
00:24:10He's tasty.
00:24:11Bye.
00:24:11Bye.
00:24:13This is so exciting that Gio's here.
00:24:15He can put together a good routine.
00:24:16We're in very safe Italian hands here.
00:24:18Right, so the first part of this routine is going to be a boxing.
00:24:22So we're going to go one, two, three, four.
00:24:25From there we go two steps forward and we go right, left, right, left.
00:24:31Okay?
00:24:32Which foot crosses?
00:24:33This right leg.
00:24:34One, two.
00:24:35Oh my God.
00:24:36Show again.
00:24:37I'm just so in my head that I'm missing the steps.
00:24:40Side, close, forward, close.
00:24:44It's okay.
00:24:45Honestly, I just want to get off that stage as quickly as possible.
00:24:48And hide in the corner.
00:24:50One, two, out.
00:24:53Right, like that.
00:24:53Three, four, together.
00:24:55Dakota is not happy right now and I'm like, I know you hate musicals, but I hated the design challenge.
00:25:01Did I let my partner suffer because of it?
00:25:03No, I didn't.
00:25:04Really, really focus on the character.
00:25:06Yeah?
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07Just put yourself together, girl.
00:25:09So in this section, you've got the kids.
00:25:11You've got Larry.
00:25:11Okay?
00:25:12We go right, left, right, left.
00:25:16Love, can you just look at these feet because they're going separate to the body.
00:25:19Are you from Liverpool?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:21I love the accent.
00:25:21Do you?
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:22I do.
00:25:23I love yours.
00:25:26I think Giovanni's worried about me.
00:25:29Five, six, seven, eight.
00:25:31Have I gone the wrong way?
00:25:32Yes, you have.
00:25:32Show you again.
00:25:33Because I think he's looking at me thinking, is the Strictly curse becoming a drag race curse?
00:25:38What are you struggling with?
00:25:39I hate dancing.
00:25:40I move like a sack of shit.
00:25:41No, you don't.
00:25:42You look good.
00:25:44So try again.
00:25:46He's looking at me like he wants me.
00:25:49I didn't know he was a chubby chaser, but listen, if he is, I'll run.
00:25:53And then the next part will be the same step, but faster.
00:25:55I used to like you from the telly, you know, love.
00:25:59Luke and Dick and Rochelle, you will have a fantastic entrance.
00:26:03It has been said before, actually.
00:26:05Having to move to a song with expectations of putting your body in the correct place.
00:26:11It's not my thing.
00:26:12One, two, three, and four, five, six, link, link with it.
00:26:18I was just making sure I get through all of the bits.
00:26:21One, two, three, and four.
00:26:23No.
00:26:24Forward, side, forward, up, down.
00:26:28Yeah?
00:26:28Not a clue.
00:26:30From the way Cheddar is moving, she's been drinking binge juice all evening.
00:26:35That's complicated.
00:26:36The bird led is in her mind.
00:26:38She's hot.
00:26:38She's beautiful.
00:26:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:40But realistically, she's not.
00:26:41Great.
00:26:42And that's exactly who I am.
00:26:43No.
00:26:44I want you to show me what you would do, personally.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:49In the night, as I catch up, I crush.
00:26:52Be more desperate.
00:26:54Ever now.
00:26:55Show me what you're sexing.
00:26:57Better.
00:26:57I am just channeling that despair, that desperation for a badge.
00:27:02Somebody give me a badge.
00:27:04Somebody give me a badge.
00:27:04It's week five.
00:27:05Come on.
00:27:06Oh, Jim Mary.
00:27:07Is your time to shine?
00:27:08Amazing.
00:27:09Okay, so as much as you can.
00:27:11I want to see what you're going to do as well.
00:27:12Okay, cool.
00:27:13I want you to be over the top.
00:27:15Cool.
00:27:15If I want it as a challenge, I think I definitely got that this week.
00:27:20Yeah?
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:21Okay.
00:27:21I have to be able to sort of figure out different ways to be able to bring this character to
00:27:25life.
00:27:25Oh, yes.
00:27:27Lovely.
00:27:28You get it.
00:27:28So I'm not going to lie.
00:27:29I'm a bit stressed because I don't want to be in that bottom three again.
00:27:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:33I think you all will be all right.
00:27:35I believe in you.
00:27:36Confident?
00:27:37So confident.
00:27:38Yeah.
00:27:38You ready?
00:27:39I'm ready.
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40I feel great.
00:27:41So now you're going to practice.
00:27:42Yes?
00:27:43Mm-hmm.
00:27:43Good luck.
00:27:45Bye, ladies.
00:27:46Bye.
00:27:46I am excited for tomorrow.
00:27:48Bring it on.
00:27:50Never watching Strictly ever again.
00:27:52I love you too.
00:27:54I love you, babe.
00:28:00It's time.
00:28:01It's time.
00:28:01It's time.
00:28:01It's time.
00:28:01It's time.
00:28:02It's time.
00:28:02It's time.
00:28:03It's elimination day.
00:28:04But before all of that, we have to make our debut in Larry Poppins, The Unauthorized
00:28:11Rusical.
00:28:14I've forgotten what birds look like.
00:28:16To be honest, your contour is quite angular anyway.
00:28:19I didn't buy my cheekbones for him.
00:28:20I didn't buy mine.
00:28:22These are what I was born with.
00:28:24You're a fucking liar.
00:28:27Do you guys have any, like, pre-share rituals?
00:28:29The entire makeup process itself is kind of like a bit of a ritual for me.
00:28:32Yes.
00:28:33I always just have it silent when I'm getting ready.
00:28:35Apart from when you have to get ready at the back of a bus or something.
00:28:38Or like a toilet.
00:28:38As we do.
00:28:39Whenever they say, just follow me to your dressing room, and then it's a disabled toilet.
00:28:43Girl, please.
00:28:44The amount of times it's happened to me, like, the stress.
00:28:46Most of the times when I get ready, it's always in, like, a room by myself.
00:28:49It's actually really nice, sort of, hanging out with y'all doing it, because it's very rare,
00:28:52actually.
00:28:53Also, there's more people to borrow stuff from.
00:28:55There you go.
00:28:57Well, this bird is ready to squawk and perform.
00:29:00Let's go!
00:29:01Let's go!
00:29:02Let's go!
00:29:03Getting this role meant so much to me.
00:29:05I'm ready to show them what I'm made of.
00:29:08To win that badge, I just have to make sure that I'm literally having my A-game.
00:29:12I have to sing live.
00:29:14I have to dance live.
00:29:15And I have to make sure these bitches here don't upstage me.
00:29:17I do not have any experience doing anything like this before.
00:29:21I just want to do well.
00:29:23This is serious.
00:29:25This is the Rusical.
00:29:30Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
00:29:34My fair lady, Michelle Visage.
00:29:37Fair.
00:29:38Always.
00:29:38A lady is.
00:29:42The super-spexy Alan Carr.
00:29:46Alan, don't you love an opening night?
00:29:48Oh, I'll take an opening whenever I can find one.
00:29:51Do you know what I'm saying, Ru?
00:29:52Do you know what I'm saying?
00:29:53I've heard.
00:29:54Goddess of stage and screen, Hannah Waddingham.
00:29:58Hello!
00:29:59Goddess Ru!
00:30:00Welcome to the show.
00:30:01I am so excited to be here.
00:30:03It's honestly a dream to see a Rusical.
00:30:06Ah, well, just a reminder.
00:30:08Tickets are non-refundable.
00:30:12This week we challenged our queens to bring the story of Larry Poppins to life in an all-singing, all
00:30:19-dancing Rusical.
00:30:20And tonight on the runway, category is West in Wonders.
00:30:25Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:30:32RuPaul's Drag Race UK proudly presents the world premiere of Larry Poppins, the unauthorized
00:30:40Rusical.
00:30:41Live.
00:30:49Up on the rooftops, I have a story for you.
00:30:53You folks here ain't heard it, cause this one is new.
00:30:56Larry is looking, Larry ain't gonna go.
00:31:00Oh, Larry Poppins, he's coming for you.
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:05Yeah!
00:31:08He's got you now, Mary, for a certain room.
00:31:17Mummy, we've been studying for the last 18 hours.
00:31:22Well, practice makes perfect, Michaela.
00:31:24Now where the hell is your Nanny Mary?
00:31:27Mummy, why can't we just have a little fun?
00:31:30You know, like normal children?
00:31:32Silence!
00:31:34Fun does not pay the bills.
00:31:40Attend a yoga class, fancy a hot ass.
00:31:45Premier travel first class, it's gonna cost, kids.
00:31:48Organic quinoa, the finest caviar, maybe foie gras.
00:31:54It don't come free for kids.
00:31:56I'm filthy rich, but I want more cash.
00:31:59I refuse to live like the lower class.
00:32:03They tried to tax my second house in France.
00:32:07Life's a bitch for the upper class.
00:32:09It's a bitch, it's a bitch, it's a bitch.
00:32:10It's a bitch, it's a bitch.
00:32:10Still cost, kids.
00:32:12Mummy stress, kids.
00:32:14Get out of my face, kids.
00:32:16Where's your nanny, kids?
00:32:18It's not my fault, your father ran off with this cheap secretary.
00:32:23But here we are, now.
00:32:25I'm stuck clubbing it.
00:32:26We're actually having to walk in the season five.
00:32:29It's so complete, kids.
00:32:33Toodle blip, sweetie darlings.
00:32:38Mummy's such a fun sponge.
00:32:40I wish we could have just one night of freedom.
00:32:44Look, a kite.
00:32:47What does it say?
00:32:49Larry Poppins?
00:32:51Larry Poppins?
00:32:52Larry Poppins?
00:32:56You cool!
00:32:59Hello, you little frudes.
00:33:01There's a new nanny in town.
00:33:05Mary's a little turned up at the moment.
00:33:08And I'm here to show you a real bad time.
00:33:17Jeepers Creepers!
00:33:22Just a big old golf full of chaos.
00:33:25Here's what you kids need.
00:33:27Any sugary candy?
00:33:29Gums will recede.
00:33:31Give in to temptation and let me be blunt.
00:33:35Teach your tragic life.
00:33:38You right!
00:33:44Oh, golly gosh!
00:33:46Maddie Mary never let us eat refined sugar!
00:33:49Shut up!
00:33:50There you go, Baran Atkins.
00:33:51And eat it!
00:33:52Eat it!
00:33:53I shall eat it!
00:33:55Heeeet!
00:34:03Wow!
00:34:04We feel alive!
00:34:06Well, the night's only just getting started.
00:34:09Click, flop!
00:34:10Come on!
00:34:11The night's young!
00:34:18What is that?
00:34:20That? That's the old bird woman! She'd been selling her words on this street corner for years!
00:34:26Caca! Cool clip!
00:34:31Late in the night as I count up my classes
00:34:35Just another shift without no rest
00:34:40I painted on peak as I puff out my chest
00:34:45Just don't stop it to visit my nest
00:34:51Shake my tail for the morning and night
00:34:54Pluck me! Pluck me! I swear I won't bite!
00:35:00This old flapper is yours to excite
00:35:04Pluck me! Stuff me! Just do what you like!
00:35:11Kissy! Kissy! Cuckoo!
00:35:13Go on shoo you old bird! Shoo!
00:35:16Shoo!
00:35:19Hello Governor! My name's Lick Van Dick
00:35:22The best bin lady in all of London
00:35:24Etsy joining me on a trip to somewhere proper dirty?
00:35:27Yes!
00:35:28Alright kids! You old aunt a dick! Are you ready?
00:35:32One! Two!
00:35:34Brrr!
00:35:35Brrr!
00:35:36Brrr!
00:35:37Brrr!
00:35:40Welcome to Bin Lads! London's grimiest hotspot!
00:35:44Bonjour! You're just in time for dinner!
00:35:49Je m'appelle Rachelle Le Cockroach!
00:35:52Brrr!
00:36:14Brrr!
00:36:14Brrr!
00:36:16Brrr!
00:36:17Bubble up! Shove it down!
00:36:19Gossiping juice you'll never drown!
00:36:22Salmonella's even this rotten throat juice
00:36:25Gorge on this steaming garbage sauce
00:36:28La dumps your garnish
00:36:29Drink Pin-juice, please!
00:36:31Drink Pin-juice!
00:36:33Drink Pin-juice!
00:36:35Drink Pin-juice!
00:36:36Drink Pin-juice!
00:36:45This bean juice is lit!
00:36:48Hey!
00:36:48Ah!
00:36:49I'm feeling wavy.
00:36:53Oh, and now the bill as well.
00:36:57Well, I ain't got any money.
00:36:59Can you tell me what it is?
00:37:00I know you could get some money.
00:37:02Oh, mommy!
00:37:07What?
00:37:09Expensive at a dollar cart
00:37:10Served up by this roachy tart
00:37:12We should rob the bank to pay for luncheon
00:37:16They've got all the money there, we'll steal the lot
00:37:19Cause we don't care
00:37:20Time to rob the bank
00:37:23Here we go, so we should slide
00:37:25Cause we don't give up flying
00:37:27Children!
00:37:32You should be ashamed of yourselves
00:37:34And as for you, Larry Poppins
00:37:40The time has come for you to sashay away
00:37:44And that means walk away in the future
00:37:49This is a family rousical
00:37:55I'm just uber mad
00:37:57I hate the way this franchise plot is focused
00:38:01The cast is full of morons
00:38:03And slightly and ferocious
00:38:07Starring in this rousical is giving me psychosis
00:38:10Oh!
00:38:11It's shocking just how bad it is
00:38:13The plot line is atrocious
00:38:16Chill out, Nanny Mary!
00:38:18How do you expect me to be calm?
00:38:21With all these filthy potty mouths
00:38:24Oh, no, Cherie
00:38:26Surely it is good to be a little dirty sometimes, no?
00:38:30Huh?
00:38:32Well, I guess I could try
00:38:36Mmm!
00:38:40Torture
00:38:41Titty
00:38:41Knockers
00:38:42Willy
00:38:43Bum
00:38:44Hole
00:38:44Spunky
00:38:45Booby
00:38:46Hanky
00:38:46Panky
00:38:47Any holes ago
00:38:48Stiffy
00:38:49Whiffy
00:38:49Hetty
00:38:50Badger
00:38:50Boy
00:38:50I'm on a roll
00:38:51I feel bum
00:38:52No babies like a stripper on a polo
00:38:54Yum, yum, willy yum
00:38:55Yum, yum, yum, willy eye
00:38:57Bum, mum, willy bum bum
00:38:58Bum, mum, willy eye
00:39:00Bum, bum, bum, bum
00:39:01Bum, bum, bum
00:39:02Bum, bum
00:39:03Now we all are friends again
00:39:04Mummy's no longer cracky
00:39:07Instead of playing by the rules
00:39:09It plays a big white janky
00:39:10Bum, bum, bum, bum
00:39:12Bum, bum
00:39:12My moral of our story is
00:39:15Let's put it very frankly
00:39:18Just make a must-up character
00:39:20And make a super skanky
00:39:21Take a must-up character
00:39:23And make a
00:39:24Super skanky
00:39:31And take this umbrella
00:39:32And shove it up your ass
00:39:41Bravo!
00:39:46Larry Poppins the Rusical is now available
00:39:50On all major platforms worldwide
00:39:53Can you feel the love?
00:39:56The category is
00:39:57West in Wonders
00:39:59A first Pixie Polite
00:40:00Hairspray
00:40:02Hairspray
00:40:02Hairspray
00:40:04Hairspray is a musical
00:40:05That has always really spoken to me
00:40:07The character of Tracy Turnblad
00:40:09I've always found really inspirational
00:40:10Whoa!
00:40:12Oh!
00:40:12Oh!
00:40:13Her self-belief
00:40:14Her body positivity
00:40:15Her fight for what is right
00:40:17What a tease
00:40:19Oh!
00:40:20I'm giving you full camp on the runway
00:40:23Doing my little cheesy dance moves
00:40:25And just feeling glorious
00:40:26Shake the booty
00:40:28She's such an aerosol
00:40:32Up next
00:40:32Jay Blonde
00:40:34That's right bitch
00:40:34Make it rain
00:40:36I'm paying homage to one of my favourite musicals of all time
00:40:39Singing in the Rain
00:40:41Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining
00:40:44This is my Dior couture fantasy
00:40:46I'm ready to play some water sports in this look
00:40:49I'm definitely experiencing a damn patch
00:40:54Black Peppa
00:40:56Hakuna Matata
00:40:57I hardly know her
00:40:59Now I love Lion King
00:41:00And I'm gonna do it justice
00:41:02I want when you look at me
00:41:03You think
00:41:03Jesus you just came straight out of the West End
00:41:05Nala Nala Bill y'all
00:41:08I am embodying a lion
00:41:10And I am wearing the skin of my enemies
00:41:12I am wearing Jamba
00:41:13I am wearing Dakota
00:41:15I am wearing Danny
00:41:17I am wearing them all
00:41:19I can see a watering hole
00:41:23Dakota Schiffer
00:41:25Funny Girl?
00:41:26I don't think so
00:41:27Pretty Girl?
00:41:28Yes
00:41:29So beautiful
00:41:30I'm giving you an interpretation of
00:41:33Barbra Streisand in Funny Girl
00:41:35See I don't hate all musicals
00:41:39She's got nothing to be guilty of
00:41:42This hair is one of my favourites
00:41:45It's very classic Dakota, 60's glamour
00:41:48Nobody's gonna rain on her parade
00:41:52They're gorgeous
00:41:53Head wig and the Angry Inch
00:41:55Is my favourite musical
00:41:57It is the reason I do drag
00:42:01Michelle how's your head wig?
00:42:02I've had many complaints
00:42:05I am wearing a torn denim jumpsuit
00:42:09Featuring beautiful hand made patches
00:42:12Red rhinestones
00:42:14And I also have an amazing set of Isis wings
00:42:17Upon which is written the quote from the film
00:42:20Deny me and be doomed
00:42:23Angry Inch
00:42:24I've settled for a disgruntled centimeter
00:42:29Up next
00:42:30Phil
00:42:32Shall we drag?
00:42:35I love The King and I because it is about the marriage of two cultures
00:42:38And how one can learn from each other
00:42:40It's got a special place in my heart
00:42:41Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera
00:42:45I'm serving you a femme king
00:42:47I've got my decadent jewels all over my face
00:42:50This look is luxury, it's regal, and it's divine
00:42:55Ooh
00:42:57I could've minced all night
00:42:59Up next, baby
00:43:05I am giving Ann Juliet
00:43:07This is the first time a black woman has played the role of Juliet on a West End stage
00:43:11And I want to pay homage to that in the most beautiful way that I can
00:43:14She don't need no Romeo
00:43:17Hey
00:43:19I have my amazing frohawk
00:43:22I have this patchwork denim sleeves
00:43:24And I am giving West End realness
00:43:28Oh no, you cap your letter, don't
00:43:33Up next, old Danny beard
00:43:37I am paying homage to the little shop of horrors
00:43:41And honey, you ain't never seen drag this camp
00:43:44This is even camp for me
00:43:46Uh oh, she soiled herself
00:43:48The headpiece is also a puppet
00:43:53Everybody loves puppets
00:43:55Hello
00:43:57I am one hungry plant
00:43:59Feed me some fertilizer, bitch
00:44:01I think he's on pot
00:44:05Oh man
00:44:12Welcome ladies
00:44:13When I call your name, please step forward
00:44:21Black Peppa
00:44:24Cheddar Gorgeous
00:44:29Ladies
00:44:29Ladies, you are both safe
00:44:33You may leave the stage
00:44:41Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week
00:44:44Now it's time for the judges critiques
00:44:47First up, Pixie Polite
00:44:50The difficult thing about judging you all tonight
00:44:52Is that truly, nobody was supercalifragilisticexpialatrocious
00:44:58Thank you
00:44:59Thank you
00:45:00Oh dear
00:45:00Pixie, I was worried about you the most
00:45:03Because in rehearsals, you were spiraling down a well with nobody to rescue you
00:45:09And I think you ended up kicking ass
00:45:14I can't believe you had a crisis of confidence
00:45:17I thought you were so amazing up there
00:45:19I loved your dick
00:45:20It was the right length
00:45:23I wanted more of it
00:45:24I was gagging for it
00:45:27Loved it
00:45:27Thank you, Alan
00:45:28You are utterly delicious
00:45:31And it is also not an easy thing to go first
00:45:34And set the tone and you did
00:45:36Tonight on the runway
00:45:37You know, Tracy Turnblad is iconic
00:45:39And you had the whole attitude
00:45:41That's what we need when we think of Tracy
00:45:44And you brought it tonight
00:45:45Thank you so much
00:45:46You can't go back
00:45:47You gotta stop with that bullshit
00:45:49This is not the place for it
00:45:50No
00:45:51Thank you Pixie
00:45:52Thank you
00:45:54Up next, Jean-Bill Blum
00:45:58Hi, love
00:45:58What a challenge to be half woman, half good
00:46:01And make it funny and realistic
00:46:03And then halfway through I thought, go pluck yourself
00:46:05And you did
00:46:07It was great
00:46:09I just think you are absolutely
00:46:12Devastatingly watchable
00:46:14And I am totally stealing
00:46:15Cooey!
00:46:17I loved it!
00:46:18I was like, remember that one
00:46:20This look, I know you're going for avant-garde
00:46:22But I think I have an issue with one flat cage
00:46:25One poofy cage
00:46:26So it looks to me like it was made incorrectly
00:46:29But all in all, very strong night for you
00:46:32Your makeup looks gorgeous tonight
00:46:34You don't have the biggest lips in the world
00:46:36And you've shifted the focus in your makeup
00:46:38And your lips look bigger
00:46:40You look gorgeous
00:46:42Thank you so much
00:46:43And Hannah, I'll have 20% of that cooey
00:46:46Thank you, darling
00:46:50Up next, Dakota Shipper
00:46:52Hi, Dakota
00:46:53With your performance
00:46:55I thought there was a hesitancy there
00:46:57Didn't feel very present
00:46:58And I think you would have got away with it
00:47:00But the trouble is, Black Pepper was throwing everything
00:47:03Including the kitchen sink at it
00:47:06Tonight this is so beautiful
00:47:09Funny girl
00:47:09I love the hair, I love the dress, I love the idea
00:47:13You are beautiful
00:47:14Aw, thank you
00:47:15You are, for me, far less a funny girl
00:47:17A more ridiculously biautiful girl
00:47:20Thank you
00:47:22I thought you were wonderful
00:47:24It just wasn't as good as the others
00:47:27But you have a great future in music theatre
00:47:30Have you done music theatre?
00:47:31I actually hate musicals
00:47:32So, like, it was quite that I know
00:47:34Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
00:47:36Sorry to every theatre gay watching at home
00:47:39I apologise
00:47:41Thank you
00:47:42Up next, Love Feel
00:47:45Dance, sing
00:47:46And do that staccato machine gun delivery
00:47:49Of all those naughty words
00:47:51And not miss a word or fluff
00:47:53I think that you did pretty well
00:47:55I don't think you could have taken it
00:47:57As far as you could have taken it
00:47:58In theatre you literally
00:47:59Have to lay it all on the line
00:48:02This, I love the King and I
00:48:03It's just beautiful
00:48:05The intricacy and the detailing
00:48:07Can I have a look more at...
00:48:09Of course, any time
00:48:10I mean...
00:48:12That's insane
00:48:12Yeah, it's just wonderful
00:48:14Just utterly charming
00:48:17Thank you
00:48:18In the brusco, you were fantastic
00:48:19But we're splitting hairs here
00:48:21I wanted your own personal stamp on it
00:48:25Up next, baby
00:48:26Hey, first let's talk about your performance
00:48:28Do you know what, you still looked a little bit nervous
00:48:34I do want to say you had incredible energy
00:48:36Thank you
00:48:37I loved, I felt it
00:48:38The pacing in the song was fantastic
00:48:40I love watching you on stage
00:48:42But I was starting to lose you
00:48:44And I don't want to lose you on stage
00:48:45Thank you
00:48:47This, I love Aunt Juliet
00:48:48It's such an incredible musical
00:48:50And this is like your version
00:48:52But I want to take a moment to say
00:48:54That make-up is gorgeous
00:48:56Thank you
00:48:57Keep doing it
00:48:58Thank you
00:49:02Hi baby
00:49:03Hi
00:49:05I want you to feel really good about yourself
00:49:08Because I feel like you don't feel it at the moment
00:49:13Um, I've just been struggling a lot
00:49:15Oh, love
00:49:15Like, mentally being here
00:49:18Like, I have like anxiety
00:49:19And I've kind of just been like really trying to dig myself out of that really badly
00:49:22But I'm just, I'm having a bit of a tough time
00:49:24I know that I'm capable of doing this
00:49:26And it's just, it's so annoying
00:49:28You are, you are, you're excellent
00:49:30You clearly have what it takes
00:49:33I've been in this seat for many, many years
00:49:35And I've seen a lot of girls express the exact same emotion
00:49:39It's not easy
00:49:41I've found over the years that I've had to make friends with my saboteur
00:49:45It comes rearing its ugly head
00:49:47And I say, hey girl, what's up?
00:49:49Oh, you're here again
00:49:50And say, okay, I hear you, but I'm going to do this over here
00:49:54Yeah
00:49:55Because it doesn't go away
00:49:57That makes sense?
00:49:57Yeah, it does
00:49:58Thank you
00:49:59Thank you
00:49:59Up next for Danny Beard
00:50:03Hi
00:50:04What can I say about your performance during Larry Poppins?
00:50:07You wanted a spoonful of sugar
00:50:08It was so OTT
00:50:09You gave us a bucket full of ham
00:50:14I kind of told you to just go fold Danny Beard on him
00:50:18And you did
00:50:19And it worked
00:50:21Just couldn't stop watching you
00:50:23And then of course, you know, West End Wonders
00:50:26You choose Audrey 2
00:50:28So perfectly suited for you
00:50:30That's another level, that costume
00:50:32Really strong night for you, Danny
00:50:34You are an utter, utter out and out pro
00:50:37And you alone have been worth my visit
00:50:41Wow
00:50:42I praise
00:50:43You had that thing
00:50:45Because yes, there was what was written on the script
00:50:47But you brought something else to it
00:50:49That was so magical
00:50:50That it's what stars do
00:50:53Thank you, honestly all of you
00:50:55Thank you
00:50:56Alright, thank you ladies
00:50:57I think we've heard enough
00:50:58While you untuck in the workroom
00:51:01The judges and I will deliberate
00:51:05You may leave the stage
00:51:08Thank you
00:51:13I'm really glad to be safe
00:51:15But you know, I feel like I worked hard this week
00:51:17And so it's frustrating to think that that wasn't enough
00:51:20For me, who's a dancer
00:51:22Dancing and singing at the same time
00:51:24I just found that so challenging
00:51:26I'm just happy I'm not in a vibe
00:51:32Dear God
00:51:34Can you fit through this door, you silly cam?
00:51:36Can you fit through the door, you silly cam?
00:51:38We are back in Untucked
00:51:40And you know what?
00:51:41I'm not
00:51:41I'm over the mood
00:51:43But
00:51:44This is going to be a close one
00:51:46So, how did it go?
00:51:49Everyone seems really somber at the moment
00:51:51We're really complimentary of everyone
00:51:53It's just hard when
00:51:55It feels like I gave everything
00:51:57And it still wasn't enough
00:51:58But babe, they're sad that I've come down to like the tiniest things
00:52:02I appreciate that and it's nice
00:52:04But it still means two people are going to be in the bottom two
00:52:06And I got the worst critiques
00:52:08It was so out of my comfort zone
00:52:11You know, you can be proud of yourself for accomplishing something
00:52:14And when that's still not enough
00:52:15That is a hard reality to try and digest
00:52:18They also said that you were going to have a musical career
00:52:21That you were going to be in theatre
00:52:22I don't want to be, but thank you
00:52:25I hate this challenge, I hate musicals
00:52:28I hate it, I just don't like it
00:52:29Do you know what?
00:52:30I'm beginning to think that Dakota doesn't like musicals
00:52:34Girl, that was emotion out there, what's going on?
00:52:37Mentally, I'm going
00:52:38Through it
00:52:40It fucking sucks
00:52:41Because I know how talented I am
00:52:43And it's so frustrating to me that I can't hack this
00:52:46Coming into this competition
00:52:48I was always worried that I would get in my own way
00:52:53I really had to fight to become the person I am right now
00:52:56But that fight has left some scars, girl
00:52:58And right now they're kind of showing themselves
00:53:01I'm struggling so much
00:53:04And I know that if I was to be put in that lipstick
00:53:06I'd fucking smash it, I don't know what the fuck I need to do
00:53:08But really, I'm having a tough fucking time
00:53:10And I'm just doing the best that I can to pull my shit together
00:53:13Talk to us, we want to help each other
00:53:15And we want to help you, you fucking star
00:53:18Baby's been struggling
00:53:19And genuinely, we care about one another
00:53:22Competition is one thing
00:53:24But your sisterhood is another
00:53:27Billy, how are you feeling?
00:53:29I'm feeling really mixed about the whole thing
00:53:31Like, I put loads of pressure on myself from last week
00:53:34To try and like, be so much better
00:53:37To not be feeling in this position again
00:53:39Of like, possibly going home again
00:53:42It's a really weird feeling
00:53:43Given the fact that I did really well
00:53:45But still, might possibly be in the bottom two
00:53:47Just goes to show how strong this entire competition is
00:53:50I didn't have a negative critique
00:53:52I'm really pleased
00:53:53I was a bit stressed coming off of last week
00:53:56And I do feel now really confident
00:53:59And like, I could get to the end
00:54:00The last two weeks, I didn't feel like my best was good enough
00:54:03But I need to stop thinking like that
00:54:04I'm actually starting to believe in myself for the first time
00:54:07Danny, how do you feel?
00:54:08I don't know, it was great
00:54:09But I also like, I know there's people here that I don't feel as good
00:54:13So I don't want to sit here and be like
00:54:15We also need to give you time to like, explain that this is probably one of the most iconic things
00:54:19that's walked this runway
00:54:21Eight and a half feet of pure, plant-tattive realness going on
00:54:26Jombas, how are you feeling?
00:54:27It was nice to stand up there for once and actually get nice critiques
00:54:32Aside from, RuPaul said I've got no lips
00:54:35I think everyone's surprised that I could be in for a chance for winning this week
00:54:38Stranger things have happened, kids
00:54:41Well done, everyone
00:54:42Tularee Puppies!
00:54:45Take this cocktail and shove it up, ya!
00:54:47Ha!
00:54:49Alright, now just between us squirrel friends
00:54:52I want to know what you think
00:54:53Let's start with Pixie Polite
00:54:56I thought she was amazing
00:54:58And let me tell you something, that just goes to show you that you don't need all the lines in
00:55:02the world
00:55:02Immediately watchable, she completely and utterly gives herself to the roles
00:55:08A hairspray runway look
00:55:09It was hairspray, no more no less
00:55:11Pixie was fantastic tonight
00:55:13I mean, from the moment she took the stage, she had embodied that character
00:55:17Remarkable!
00:55:18Alright, let's move on to Jombas Blonde
00:55:20She was a revelation, from the cooing to the self-plucking
00:55:25She was brilliant
00:55:26Down here on all fours, I mean, that was like a serious bit of art in, what was it, 45
00:55:31seconds or something?
00:55:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:55:32Just crazy
00:55:33And on the runway tonight, I love the idea
00:55:35But there were things that were confusing, like it doesn't have to be symmetrical, but it needs to make sense
00:55:40Didn't really work, but I like where she was going with it
00:55:43Now let's move on to Dakota Schiffer
00:55:45Was it the most dynamic of performances?
00:55:48Perhaps not
00:55:49Her role was to be a bratty teenager, and really anyone can be a bratty teenager
00:55:53Don't say it was a struggle, because you've got Jombas there, half woman, half pigeon
00:55:58You know, come on, they're stretching yourself, and then they're stretching yourself
00:56:02With the runway, I mean, she is just flawlessly exquisite
00:56:07She looked beautiful, but Rue, we know at this point Dakota always looks beautiful
00:56:11I'm a bit tired of the sweet, I want a little bit of sour
00:56:15Alright, let's move on to La Phil
00:56:16I really can't say she didn't do a good job, but it was slow to build for me
00:56:21Technically, it's amazing, isn't it weird? There's just something that doesn't get me in the heart
00:56:27And I feel bad thinking it, because he's obviously a hard worker
00:56:30I think you're right, I think you're absolutely right
00:56:32On the runway, my goodness, how amazing was this?
00:56:35What an absolutely exquisite moment
00:56:38And the way he glided across the dance floor, selling the outfit, absolutely stunning
00:56:44Knowing how to sell that outfit was exactly what the character needed in the Rusical
00:56:49Alright, let's move on to Baby
00:56:51Baby has what it takes, but Baby got put in the corner tonight, and I didn't want that for her
00:56:56I would love Baby to do a big old high kick layout splits out of that corner
00:57:01Because she doesn't need to box herself into it
00:57:05Love the runway look, I love the makeup, I like the fierceness
00:57:08She was striking
00:57:09You know, nobody puts Baby in a corner except for Baby
00:57:13We've all been there
00:57:15Unfortunately, you can't let it stop you
00:57:18Alright, Danny Beard
00:57:20Oh Danny Beard, the twinks, the twinks are calling
00:57:25You know, Danny was the title role, and it was just magic what we saw tonight
00:57:31Danny, you're a fake and a phony, and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you
00:57:36Not this one, not this Danny, my gosh, an absolute privilege to watch this person perform
00:57:44Runway look was insane, mad, everything you expect from Danny Beard
00:57:48Tonight was a home run for our Danny Beard
00:57:50Alright, silence, I've made my decision
00:57:54Bring back my girls
00:57:56Welcome back ladies, I've made some decisions
00:58:02Thanks
00:58:03John Gers
00:58:04You are safe
00:58:06Thank you
00:58:07You may join the other girls
00:58:08Thank you so much
00:58:16Bixie Polite
00:58:18You are safe
00:58:20Thank you all very much
00:58:21You may join the other girls
00:58:28Danny Beard
00:58:29I have three things to say
00:58:32Larry Poppins, Larry Poppins, Larry Poppins
00:58:36Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge
00:58:39Another one!
00:58:40Jasmine!
00:58:43And the recipient of a coveted Rue Peter badge
00:58:53Weard with pride
00:58:54Weard with pride
00:58:55You may join the other girls
00:58:56Cheers!
00:59:01Oh my lordy
00:59:04Have I just won a bunch again?
00:59:06Shit's getting real girls
00:59:09La Fille
00:59:12Baby
00:59:14Dakota Schiffer
00:59:16You all performed well this week
00:59:19But in the Rusical
00:59:20We were missing that certain something X-shot
00:59:25La Fille
00:59:28You are safe
00:59:30Yes
00:59:30Thank you so, so, so much
00:59:37You may join the other girls
00:59:38Love you
00:59:39Love you
00:59:46That means Dakota
00:59:48Baby
00:59:50Sorry my dears, but you are both up for...
00:59:52Elimination
00:59:55I'm feeling obviously intimidated
00:59:57Because Baby's an incredible performer
00:59:58But I've come through too much to go home now
01:00:01Two queens stand before me
01:00:07I've consulted with the judges
01:00:10But the final decision is mine to make
01:00:14Ladies, this is your last chance
01:00:16To impress me
01:00:16And save yourself
01:00:20From elimination
01:00:24Time has come
01:00:26Need to lip sync
01:00:29For
01:00:30Your
01:00:32Life
01:00:36This is what I've been doing since the beginning of my career
01:00:39I know
01:00:40I have what it takes
01:00:42To turn it out
01:00:43So I've decided
01:00:44What I need to do
01:00:47Good luck
01:00:49And don't
01:00:51Fuck it up
01:00:53No way
01:00:55There's no way
01:00:57You must agree that baby
01:00:58And all the time I've been by your side
01:01:01I've never lost control
01:01:02No matter how many times I knew you like
01:01:04Have my golden boot
01:01:06Gotta keep my cool
01:01:08Yeah
01:01:09Baby
01:01:12I've put up with your shh
01:01:15Like every single day
01:01:19But now it's time to shh
01:01:22And listen when I say
01:01:26No way
01:01:27You must think that I'm crazy
01:01:29You wanna replace me
01:01:31Baby
01:01:31There's no-no-no-no-no-no-no-way
01:01:34If you thought it'd be funny
01:01:36To send me to an hungry
01:01:38Honey
01:01:39There's no-o-o-way
01:01:42No way
01:01:44No way
01:01:46There's no-no-no-no-no-no-no-way
01:01:49There's no way
01:01:51You got me down on my knees
01:01:53Please tell me what you think I've done wrong
01:01:56Been humble, been loyal
01:01:57I've tried to swallow my pride all along
01:02:00If you can just explain
01:02:02A single thing I've done to cause you pain
01:02:06I'll go
01:02:09No
01:02:10Who
01:02:11You got nothing to say
01:02:13I'm going返回
01:02:15There's no way
01:02:18You must think that I'm crazy
01:02:21You wanna replace me
01:02:23Baby
01:02:23There's no-no-no-no-no-no way
01:02:26You made me a wife
01:02:28So I'll be queen till the edge of my life
01:02:31Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na non
01:02:35No way
01:02:35No way
01:02:37There's no way
01:02:43There's no way
01:02:59Ladies, I've made my decision
01:03:07Can I say something?
01:03:12I'm extremely grateful for being here
01:03:15But I think I need to go home
01:03:18And take care of myself
01:03:22I respect that
01:03:24I respect that
01:03:25Thank you
01:03:26I fucking love you, baby
01:03:30And I didn't eat you up in that lipstick, I know
01:03:31I know
01:03:32No, I love you so much
01:03:37Baby
01:03:38I love you
01:03:39I love you too
01:03:41We all love you
01:03:45Take care of yourself and remember what I told you
01:03:48I will
01:03:50Thank you so much
01:03:51Now
01:03:53Sashay
01:03:54Away
01:04:19I feel so relieved and so proud of myself
01:04:24I feel so relieved and so proud of myself
01:04:25Everything I wanted to show here I have
01:04:28But it's time to go
01:04:30The sisterhood in the workroom has been like nothing I have ever experienced
01:04:34I know that these girls are my friends for life
01:04:45Well, Dakota
01:04:48Shantae
01:04:48Shantae
01:04:49You stay
01:04:52You are safe to slay another day
01:04:55Thank you
01:04:56Congratulations ladies
01:04:58And remember
01:04:59If you can't love yourself
01:05:02How the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
01:05:04Can I get an amen up in here?
01:05:05Amen
01:05:06Alright, now let the music play