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00:13Previously on House of Villains, I have to put you up as a decoy.
00:17Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
00:21I feel like we're more on the same page than I suspected.
00:23I'm just rooting for you now.
00:25In a vote of five to three, the first villain to be banished from the house is Jackie.
00:35Drink the toxic tea and die.
00:38Shit.
00:38Go to hell, New York.
00:40Fuck you.
00:41You want to be super villain? I'll drink it right now.
00:43Do it.
00:43Okay.
00:46Johnny, you are the super villain.
00:50Curious right now who the third vote was for Christine to go home.
00:53I think it's Paul.
00:54Really?
00:55Yeah.
00:59He was spying on us.
01:01He's worried about you.
01:02Motherfucker, what?
01:04Tom is right.
01:05I voted for Christine to go home and that's the fucking problem.
01:08Let's toss a wrench in the mix.
01:12If I was super villain, I would put Tom up there.
01:15Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination.
01:19You want to do all my chaos?
01:20Really?
01:21What's going on?
01:22What's y'all doing?
01:23This cheap trinket makes you the right hand of the super villain.
01:26Let them know you'll be making this week's hit list nominations together.
01:32Maybe this is a chance for me to take a real shot at someone.
01:36Please don't put me in the bottom three.
01:38Plain Jane's votes is a question mark right now.
01:41Why don't we get rid of a question mark vote?
01:43If we put Plain Jane up, we are fucking our game up.
01:47Tiffany will be the first nominee.
01:52I should have known better than to trust a low-budget Drake impersonator.
01:56Paul.
01:57I feel really betrayed by Paul.
01:59Right hand of the super villain, you share the responsibility.
02:02You're hideous.
02:12Wow.
02:14There are real fucking tough guys in this house.
02:16These boys really feel like big men, honey, putting two women and the drag queen up for elimination.
02:23Paul can kiss our friendship goodbye.
02:25He crossed the wrong fucking bitch.
02:29No, Paul, don't come over here with your mouth halfway open.
02:32Because we don't want to hear what you have to say.
02:34I don't want to hear from you right now, Paul.
02:36I'm out for blood.
02:37Because Paul had that hand and he didn't do anything with it.
02:41Instead, Paul used his right hand to stroke Johnny.
02:46You're a lying ass bitch.
02:47I don't want to hear from you.
02:48I'm not, though.
02:49You are.
02:49I'm not.
02:50Yes, you are.
02:51I'm simply not.
02:53How did I catch more heat than Johnny?
02:56He was a super villain.
02:57He made the nominations.
02:58I just signed off on it.
03:00Awesome.
03:01Awesome.
03:01Never again am I eating a pizza in my fucking life again, okay?
03:05Tom.
03:06I just want to say thank you.
03:07Come on, bro.
03:07Thank you for not.
03:08And then I got fucking exposed like that.
03:10Like, couldn't you guys, like, stand up for me?
03:12I didn't ask for this shit.
03:14I was so close to getting Tom up there.
03:17Why did I let the guy with muscles make any decision?
03:20Guys with muscles are typically not smart.
03:28Why are you so bold and bold and to approach me and call me a liar?
03:30What gags me is that you know how much this opportunity means to me.
03:32Yes, I know that.
03:33Trust me, I know that.
03:35Why did you not have any conversation with me before calling me a liar?
03:39Because you are.
03:40So where's the proof?
03:41Tell me you hate me.
03:42Say that.
03:42But don't call me a liar.
03:43Call me a rat.
03:44It's baseless for real.
03:45It's baseless as fuck.
03:46I don't know what that means.
03:54It wasn't easy.
03:55It wasn't easy.
03:56I know.
03:57It was like, what the fuck, so.
03:58I know.
03:58Better fucking stand on your shit now.
04:00I will.
04:01I know.
04:01We'll stick together.
04:02We're good.
04:03That was a very close call.
04:06And Johnny, you're acting like you're doing me a favor by honoring your alliance?
04:11That's bullshit, man.
04:16I'm pissed.
04:18People over there, they're going to come to me more, especially when I explain all the shit
04:22that they fucking hold.
04:24If you put me on that hit list, you would have watched me literally recruit everybody against
04:28them.
04:30A frazzled Tom is not a pleasant Tom to be around.
04:34He wants to make a move right now.
04:36But I know that we have to bide our time.
04:38Johnny and Paul have only showed me that they're unstable.
04:41Yes.
04:42But we got to wait and decide to do it together.
04:47That whole scene was a lot.
04:49There was a lot of information.
04:50You lied to my face.
04:51When?
04:52I thought that we had a thing.
04:53You lied to my face.
04:53We did this before I got this shit.
04:56Lane, I guess, was making alliances with everything.
04:59I knew that.
05:01That side of the house has got a lot of shit going on that we didn't know about.
05:06Our side is crumbling.
05:07You know that, right?
05:08Everything is crumbling.
05:10Uh, what's that?
05:11Our side is crumbling, I'm saying.
05:13Uh-huh.
05:14Like, you guys were both up.
05:15You're on our side.
05:18Want me some sauté?
05:20No, no, no.
05:22And I knew when Plain went downstairs to the room, I knew the boys were like, okay, let's
05:28get Plain away from Christine.
05:31And, like, you know, I don't know.
05:34What?
05:36That was what I like to call word salad.
05:38I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
05:40Respectfully.
05:41What?
05:43Christine likes to speak her mind, which isn't much.
05:46As soon as we weren't roommates anymore, like, Plain really wasn't around.
05:50How much did you bond in the first two hours?
05:52I think we're on different TV shows.
05:55What's that?
06:01Looks like it had to come from Paul.
06:03Yeah.
06:04But whatever.
06:06Here.
06:07Here, here, here.
06:07Oh.
06:08You're twisted.
06:12This is such a bitch to put on.
06:16Yeah, because it's fucking...
06:25Of course.
06:27And Kate, what's this obsession about this whole JoJo Siwa thing?
06:30Yeah, you were so rude to me.
06:31Like, I didn't know you were such a JoJo Siwa fan is what I meant.
06:33I don't even know who JoJo Siwa is.
06:35In the conversation I was having with Kate about JoJo Siwa, it did not come across rude
06:39whatsoever.
06:40JoJo Siwa, she broke because, fuck, she should be rich.
06:44She was torn.
06:45She was like a child.
06:46I don't know, because she did special forces.
06:48It was only 10 days of your life.
06:49You might get a crazy check from it, and you're putting your face back out there.
06:53She's made that up completely.
06:55I don't really want a person like that in the house.
06:58It's really nice to hear you speak so much.
07:00I wish we could also do that about other topics.
07:03I mean, it's not true.
07:04Maybe tomorrow.
07:05Maybe tomorrow.
07:06I'm always here.
07:06We're in the same house.
07:07What do you know about me?
07:09I've asked you so much.
07:10Matter of fact, I can tell you a lot.
07:11You started off working on yachts right out of college, and then you went on Below the Deck.
07:20What's the point?
07:20I'm already on the hit list.
07:21Leave me alone.
07:22Heading into tomorrow's Redemption Challenge, I give no fucks.
07:26New York.
07:28Do I want to stay?
07:29Sure.
07:30Do I also want to get the fuck out of here because I'm in a house full of lunatics?
07:36Also, yes.
07:38Professional wrestling would be an upgrade.
07:41It would have more dignity.
07:43Jack.
07:47If we were animals, which animal would be there?
07:51You were a swan.
07:53Oh my God, thank you.
07:54Aw.
07:54You were a camel.
07:56What was Tom?
07:57I was thinking some sort of reptile.
08:00Totally.
08:00Or, uh, you know, what's the guy from, uh, Monsters, Inc.?
08:04Yeah, the slithery one.
08:05The slimy, slithery one.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:08Randall.
08:08Randall.
08:09All you can turn is invisible?
08:10Oh, yeah.
08:11You think he's like Randall?
08:12Yeah.
08:13I don't know.
08:13You just give me Randall vibes.
08:14I don't know.
08:15Like, what the fuck, dude?
08:16The purple guy that can go invisible.
08:18Slithers around and it's like.
08:19And then he goes.
08:21Pops up.
08:21He's like.
08:22I've been a good guy.
08:23I've been a team player.
08:25You're the one being the fucking reptile, man.
08:28I might not be on the hit list, but Johnny, the damage has been done, man.
08:33I'm coming after your ass and your little right-hand bitch, Paul.
08:45Well, you know what?
08:46I'm glad I...
08:47Win the challenge, and if you don't win the challenge, let's rally the house to get you back in.
08:51I appreciate it.
08:52Okay?
08:52I'm going to try my best.
08:53I'm not going to fucking roll over and die because thing one and thing two put me in the fucking
08:57bottom.
08:57No.
08:58I'm determined to win this redemption challenge, and when I come back into this house...
09:04I'm fucking coming at them.
09:09Let the games begin.
09:12Good night.
09:22It's hot in here.
09:23Because usually we have it really cold.
09:26Yeah.
09:27It's hot in.
09:28So, did you feel like you took a lot of heat last night for unknown reasons?
09:32Yeah.
09:32Yeah, I didn't like that.
09:35I don't think I said it was Kate at all.
09:38I could tell.
09:38She goes, I don't think so either.
09:39I think it was cold.
09:40No, I appreciate you.
09:43You could come in here, New York.
09:45I don't know if she wanted to.
09:45This is my bedroom.
09:46You can come in here.
09:47I know I can come in here.
09:49Waking up in this house on the hit list, I feel like the whole entire world is against
09:54me.
09:54So, can't you really blame me for not wanting to see Drita coming around my bedroom this
10:00morning?
10:00I thought you were waiting because you don't want to film.
10:02For all I know, I'm giving two women time to talk.
10:05For all I know, she's pledging her loyalty to Kate right now.
10:09Of course I'm coming here.
10:10I don't do things on your quarter, girl.
10:12Get out of my room.
10:13Stop making a scene.
10:14Don't have a really aggressive fight.
10:17When I'm just laying here without washing my face, it's rude.
10:20Why are you getting defensive?
10:21Because I'm coming here and this is my bedroom.
10:23I was leaving anyway.
10:25Well, Drita, you want me to go home before you.
10:27You know you want me to leave.
10:29I never said a fucking word.
10:31Who said that?
10:32No, I want the truth.
10:34The one thing that gets on my nerves more than anything is the lies, the schemes, the
10:39bullshit.
10:40And the more you come at me and the more you want to fucking get busy with it, I'm there.
10:46I don't lie.
10:46If I wanted you to go home, I'd fucking say I want you to go home.
10:49You're a product of your environment.
10:51So if I act like a villain, it's really not my fault.
10:55Whoever fucking told New York I wanted her to go home, I want you in my fucking room.
11:00There it is.
11:01What a little fucking rat cunt said that.
11:03My favorite thing in this world is watching Drita pop off.
11:09And you don't know me when I get fucking nasty.
11:12It's like a beautiful classical song of expletives.
11:17Fuck out of here.
11:18Think I'm a pussy ass motherfucker.
11:20You got the wrong motherfucker.
11:22Think I'm fucking scared of any motherfucking body in this house.
11:25Fucking pussy ass chick motherfucker.
11:28Cunt.
11:29Think I give a fuck?
11:30A little fucking rat.
11:32Pussy ass motherfucker.
11:35Now I'm going to dress like a fucking hood rat.
11:37Because I'm in the mood to be one.
11:54I thought it was funny how Kate was trying to insult me by telling me that I'm from Love Island.
12:00I think Kate needs to get the fuck up out of here.
12:03Out of the three nominees, I want Kate to go home just because I don't want that type of energy
12:08in the house.
12:09And bro, I'm the supervillain.
12:12I'm really the one calling the shots.
12:14So I need her out of here.
12:16Who's the famous person she's talking about?
12:18JJ Seawall or whatever.
12:19Oh, JoJo Seawall.
12:20I genuinely don't know who JoJo Seawall is.
12:22Johnny likes to act like he's not fazed by much.
12:25She's like, if I was her, you know, and I made all that money, then I probably just wouldn't be
12:31doing reality.
12:32If he could calm down the ego just a little bit, he would be ten times hotter.
12:37She's like, you're being rude to me.
12:38I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
12:40What do you love about Johnny?
12:43Just that he's good looking.
12:47I thought the best one was the off-brand Drake.
12:50That one got you.
12:52That one stung.
12:53You know what I mean?
13:01Thoughts on the shirt?
13:02Don't worry, Paul.
13:03I will never dress anything like you.
13:07You're not fucking with this shirt?
13:10Hello, villain.
13:12I just woke up, guys.
13:13Please, here we go.
13:14It is time once again for another challenge.
13:17So go to the snake room.
13:19It'll all make sense soon.
13:21I'm ready for the challenge.
13:22Go meet you.
13:26What the fuck is that?
13:29Is this a glory hole?
13:31Oh, hi, villains.
13:31How are you?
13:32Come on in.
13:34Going into this challenge, I truly feel as nervous and delicate as stepping up to the doorstep
13:40of that first dick appointment that lost me my virginity.
13:45This might be the strangest redemption challenge yet.
13:47I feel like my cherry is being popped all over again.
13:50Welcome to the redemption challenge.
13:53Let's do it.
13:53Bring it on.
13:54The name of the challenge is Know Thy Enemy.
14:00Every great villain is a master at knowing their enemy, their strengths, their weaknesses,
14:05and obviously the relative shape of their faces.
14:08Here's how it all works.
14:10We're going to put all of the non-hit list villains in boxes where they can't be seen.
14:16Then, one at a time, the villains on the hit list will reach into those boxes and feel their faces.
14:23Yeah, it'll be great.
14:24Yeah.
14:25And feel their faces to try and identify who is who.
14:30In order to lock in your guesses, place the villain's puppet on top of the box that you think contains
14:36that villain's head.
14:37When you're confident in your choices, say, done.
14:42The player who identifies the most faces correctly wins.
14:45If there's a tie, whoever has the fastest time wins.
14:49Okay, hit list villains, here's a sentence I never thought I'd say before.
14:53Get ready to touch your way to redemption.
14:57All right, guys, you get out of here while we put them into these things.
15:01Before this morning, me and New York were good.
15:03But now, she got my blood pressure up, pissed me off.
15:07I hope she loses this redemption challenge.
15:09I want her out.
15:13Ready, set, face fondle.
15:19Wait, wait, okay.
15:20I'm going to take my time with you.
15:22I feel like this looks obviously a lady for Tom.
15:26We got some chin hairs.
15:29Every woman gets a couple straight hairs.
15:31Every woman.
15:32Is this a dude?
15:34This might be Tom.
15:37Okay, this is Tom, honey.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:40I can feel his chin implant.
15:43This is Tom, this is Tom.
15:44Tom is an aging man who's trying to pass off as like a pubescent child.
15:48Oh, she's just this thin and creamy.
15:52Oh, oh, oh.
15:53I don't know if this is Drita or Christine,
15:57but I feel like there's a few villains in this house
16:00that are either skipping breakfast or lunch.
16:04It's like feed the children times 12.
16:07Oh, it's a small nose.
16:09But I feel an Adam's apple.
16:13This is John.
16:15These gloves are taking away some of the feeling.
16:20That's Christine.
16:21I guess I can never argue with a man
16:23who says it feels better without a glove.
16:26Okay.
16:26This is true.
16:28I'm going for it.
16:30Okay, this is Johnny.
16:32Just beheaded that person.
16:36Ah, what?
16:39That's Johnny.
16:41How many beards do we have?
16:43My wife has a beard.
16:45Oh my God, this is hard shit.
16:47It's a little bit harder for me to distinguish the girls
16:50than I thought it would be.
16:50I'm trying to feel for like the lip filler.
16:53Listen, honey, I'm not used to touching women's lips.
16:55Fuck.
16:56All right.
16:57That reminds me of my lower region.
17:00All right.
17:02Mm-hmm.
17:06This is fucking Tyson.
17:08I'm rushing.
17:09I'm feeling rushed.
17:10This is...
17:11I don't want my timing to be the reason that I lose.
17:13So may Jesus take the wheel.
17:14Shit, this is, um...
17:17The weirdest thing I've been a part of.
17:19This.
17:20Wait.
17:21Was I right?
17:22Let me see.
17:23Ah!
17:23I hope so!
17:28Christian.
17:30Oh, oh.
17:31He like to go down on popsicles.
17:34I feel like I'm in the game.
17:35I feel like I'm in the game.
17:37Gosh, I hope I'm right with this.
17:40Do I have time to switch it around again?
17:43Shit.
17:46Rita.
17:46Done.
17:47Done!
17:49Done.
17:51Okay.
17:53Woo.
17:54Some of you girls have beards.
17:55Get a better waxer.
17:57God damn it.
17:58This is hard, you guys.
18:00I'm a little bit nervous, but I probably mixed a few up, because if I had taken a little bit
18:05more time, I probably could have gotten it perfect, but I knew that having a quick time
18:10was also important.
18:12Whatever.
18:12It's math.
18:14Let's see how you did.
18:15First box is?
18:16I'm a girl.
18:17Oh, my God.
18:20New York and Kate, you got this right.
18:23Blaine, got it wrong.
18:24You got it.
18:28Congratulations.
18:29Everyone got this right.
18:30Oh, God!
18:31Number three.
18:34Congratulations.
18:35Everyone got Tom right.
18:37Okay.
18:41Congratulations.
18:42Everyone got this right.
18:45Three, two, one.
18:47Ah.
18:48No one got Christine right.
18:51I'm done.
18:52It's a wrap.
18:53It's Johnny.
18:55Congratulations.
18:56Everyone got Johnny right.
18:57Big surprise.
18:58At this point, everyone, Blaine Jane has two wrong.
19:01New York and Kate have one wrong.
19:03I'm done.
19:04It all comes down to this box.
19:06Damn.
19:07Oh.
19:09It's Trita.
19:10All three of you confused Christine and Trita.
19:13Where in hell do I feel like Christine?
19:16Do I have a tire in my fucking lip?
19:19No.
19:20Wow.
19:21Wow.
19:21Which means, Kate, New York, you are tied.
19:23Okay.
19:24It has to come down to time.
19:26One of you is 14 seconds faster than the other.
19:29That person will be getting off the hit list.
19:43All right.
19:44Congratulations.
19:47We work one.
19:48She went faster.
19:52Kate.
19:5514 seconds faster.
19:56You are off the hit list.
19:58I could tell by the looks on the faces when I won that perhaps I was the main one they
20:05wanted out.
20:06Good for you.
20:07So I feel a new sense of energy now that I'm seeking revenge.
20:13Sorry, New York and Blaine Jane.
20:15You are still in danger of being banished.
20:18This is really weird.
20:19Bye, guys.
20:21Bye, y'all.
20:22Eat it, Alan Cumming.
20:23The amount of squirming I'm about to watch, it's thrilling.
20:32Damn, I was really hoping Kate was at the bottom.
20:34I know.
20:34God, why did she win that?
20:36Fuck.
20:37I was going to send her ass home packing.
20:38I know, brother.
20:40RBF Kate is fucking demon over there.
20:44So, what are you guys thinking?
20:46I'm going to be honest with you.
20:48I think it's going to be our biggest competition on that side.
20:51I'm going to give Ashley a razor after this, and we're going to take care of her stubble.
20:55Not going to.
20:56She is.
20:57You think that Blaine's going to put y'all before Falken Dyson?
21:01It's tight with Dyson.
21:02I forget that.
21:03I forget that.
21:04So, ideally, Blaine goes home right now.
21:07Damn, it's just getting kind of shifty.
21:09It's only going to get shifty.
21:10But fuck you, Kate.
21:13Good job, guys.
21:17Blaine is a huge competitor.
21:18I really hope my housemates know what they need to do.
21:22They're about to make us pack and everything grow.
21:25But I'm not going to grovel and plead for protection.
21:29I'm the HBIC.
21:30I don't lower myself.
21:32I'm not going to act like a commoner.
21:33Was it fun for you filling everyone up?
21:35It was definitely fun.
21:37Since we've been in this house, I haven't felt any man up like that.
21:42I've never dated, like, a reality TV person, you know?
21:44Yeah.
21:44I typically only like to date, like, supermodels.
21:50I just hope the girls in this house are on my back at the very least.
21:54Because New York has done this before, but this obviously, like, is so much more important to me to say
21:59than, like, it is for New York.
22:00These people are clamoring for money, for attention, which I am too, but it's more to me than just that.
22:07Like, growing up in a Russian-Jewish community where being a flamboyant gay boy was a big no-no is,
22:16you know, the biggest adversity that I've faced in my life.
22:18And I'm doing this to show him that, look at what we've become, you know, a strong fucking warrior.
22:25So I'm going to fight like hell to stay in this house, not just for me, but for that little
22:29kid.
22:29I need to say, like, over her, I'm sorry.
22:32And also, like, the person who left second last season was, like, some, like, old balding man.
22:38Richard Hatch!
22:39You nasty bastards and bitches!
22:42I don't think you should worry.
22:44You don't mean to tell me?
22:45No.
22:45Nah.
22:46I want Plane to stay.
22:47New York pissed me off this morning.
22:49Almost beat up the house because of her.
22:51So, duh, I'm going to banish New York.
22:53Are you bugging?
22:55My votes are easy.
22:58Moving forward, I think best case scenario, Plane goes home.
23:02Okay.
23:03Because New York is, like, kind of a floater and she's already butting his with Dorito.
23:06Yeah.
23:08All right.
23:08So, cheeseburger sauce, all the condiments, bring that out.
23:13I'm in a house with a bunch of jerk-offs that can't cook, so cooking for me is part of
23:17my strategy.
23:18I mean, it's common fucking sense.
23:19You want to vote me out, you're going to starve to death.
23:25Thank you for cooking.
23:27I really appreciate it.
23:28Oh, you're welcome.
23:31Johnny, your burger's ready!
23:32Did Kate say what she wanted?
23:35Dorito said that Johnny's burger is ready, I think.
23:38Well, you better go get him.
23:39I don't want to go get him.
23:41Why?
23:41I'm scared to go over there.
23:42It's just, it's just weird energy.
23:44Do you want a burger?
23:45If you don't, you guys are going to have to tell me what you just want.
23:48You got to come out because I'm not your fucking servant.
23:52Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that.
23:54I think Dorito is playing this game by clogging everyone's arteries.
23:58That's not the hostess with the mostess.
24:01That's the hostess that needs an exorcism.
24:03My hips are wider than they were before I walked in here, and I don't like that.
24:07So even though I'm up on the hit list, I will not be sitting down dining to any more of
24:13Dorito's meals.
24:14You're supposed to cook with love and understanding and care.
24:17This ain't Alcatraz.
24:24So it's playing in New York, yeah.
24:26The three up there want playing out.
24:29They do?
24:29Mm-hmm.
24:30But I really love playing Jane.
24:32Yeah.
24:33It's hard.
24:34We got to find out where the numbers lie.
24:36Yeah.
24:37The fact that they were going to put me up on, like, elimination, that is, like, fucking insane.
24:43Yes.
24:43There's a lot of power flexing going on when it comes to Johnny and Paul, and everybody's just sort of
24:49cowering to them.
24:50But I don't trust them.
24:51The only person I trust is me.
25:01Oh, and Tyson.
25:07What they did to me was so fucked up.
25:09It was.
25:10And the fact that they still think you're with them after they ran you through that is crazy.
25:18So I think we're in a good position.
25:20We can go any direction we want.
25:22I think I might throw a party.
25:24You should.
25:25It'll be good for morale.
25:26The people in this house, they don't know who I really am.
25:29The hostess with the mostess.
25:31Hey, did you have anything to do with that penis on the bed?
25:34I made a rocket ship.
25:36Have you ever seen one of these?
25:37Yes, it's a giant penis.
25:39That's right.
25:40I won.
25:41You wanted me gone.
25:42So guess what?
25:43I want to gloat and also force them to celebrate the fact that I'm safe.
25:48Everybody's going to have one, and that's how they know we're having a dick party.
25:52Cue the dicks.
25:54Oh, it's so cute.
25:55You got a dick.
25:56What a mess.
25:57You got a dick.
25:58Johnny feels like a good person to get a dick.
26:01You got a dick.
26:02Is that a penis?
26:03I'll blow that up.
26:04Ashley, calm down.
26:05If that's a penis, I'm good on it.
26:07He don't want no parts of this.
26:08I got my own.
26:09You're not confident in your sexuality?
26:12Can you at least find an outlet for the pump?
26:14Now that Kate is out of the running, it's just really my worst nightmare.
26:18I'm not in trouble.
26:19I'm in trouble.
26:21I'm saying, I really don't want to do it.
26:26Kate, you would bring a whole bunch of dicks to a party.
26:29Uh, yeah.
26:30I'm looking at them.
26:34Okay.
26:40Now, do you want to do a performance?
26:43I'm going to have to do a little burlesque, aren't I?
26:46Okay, well, this, I'm, I'm very grateful because it's adding a little something to my party.
26:51Fantastic.
26:52I love this.
26:52It's a win-win.
26:53I know.
26:53And I count on your vote tomorrow, Kate.
26:55Well, let's just see how your performance goes.
26:57Yeah, okay.
27:01After that pollen plane meltdown at the Hit List ceremony, it's clear people are making alliances behind my back.
27:08Can I please just do my makeup, guys?
27:10Seriously, like, this is really annoying.
27:11And I am stressed, to say the least.
27:14I don't know what's going on, but I assure you, I will find out.
27:21Tomorrow, when we have to vote for banishment, who are you leaning towards, New Yorker plane?
27:25Excuse me.
27:25Oh, coming through.
27:26Excuse me.
27:27Don't mind me.
27:27I don't know.
27:29I don't know.
27:30What potentially?
27:31It's putting everyone in a really weird spot right now.
27:35My vote isn't anyone else's business, but my own.
27:39So, I'm keeping my cards really close to my chest, even if I don't know what those cards are.
27:45Right, well, if you're here to give me information, I will take that.
27:50You don't feel comfortable sharing with me, huh?
27:55I don't even have a vote.
27:57Do you realize that?
27:59Yeah.
28:01So, I mean, if it comes down to, like, a tie, I think maybe it falls on me in Paul
28:05to, like, be the tiebreaker.
28:07Yeah, that's not how it works, actually.
28:08It works by time.
28:10So, if there's a tiebreaker, Kate wins.
28:14What are you talking about?
28:15I'm talking about the vote.
28:16Oh, okay.
28:18What the hell did you think I was talking about?
28:19Christine's not making sense about anything.
28:21You know, I was hoping me and Christine would maybe even flirt a little bit.
28:24I don't know, have a good conversation, but instead...
28:26I try my best to understand what you're saying, but you're just not being clear at all.
28:32Okay.
28:33She doesn't really know what's going on.
28:35I don't know how to vote.
28:37There's two and then one.
28:40I don't get it.
28:41Christine is just like...
28:43I feel like you want to tell me something, but you're like...
28:46I don't know.
28:48You don't know.
28:49I don't know who's behind the wheel of that car sometimes.
28:52I have no clue what's going on.
28:54There's no strategic conversations on our side of the house, that's for sure.
28:59I don't think she has her fingers on the pulse of the game.
29:03When I find out things, I'm just like, oh, wow.
29:06And people just take her as talking for just, like, talking.
29:10I'm throwing a small after party to celebrate, because it's good for morale.
29:14You know.
29:18Excuse me?
29:19Right?
29:19I think Christine just wants attention.
29:21Did you come up here to talk about something?
29:24Not going to lie.
29:24I'm still shocked I'm here.
29:26Like, slay.
29:39Are those real?
29:42Hey.
29:44I want to get sausage.
29:46Oh.
29:46How did you make it so bad?
29:48Get it up and get on tap.
29:50Gotta get it up and get on tap.
29:52Oh!
29:57Yeah!
30:04Wow.
30:05You have a lot of facial hair for a woman.
30:08I take after you.
30:10I want to party now.
30:12Don't let Ashley steal your thunder.
30:14Oh, honey, I'm not done.
30:16My strategy is to put on a fabulous show tonight and hope and pray that the entertainment value
30:21that I bring to this house convinces everyone to let me stay.
30:25Now that everyone's gathered, I need to do my reveal.
30:28Can you help me lead everyone to the other side of the pool where you guys were?
30:33Because that's her grand finale.
30:35Okay.
30:36Plane needs to dance for her survival.
30:39And that's great for me because my party needs entertainment.
30:50I'm Plane the penis party clown and I'm here to fuck you bitches up.
30:54This is my campaign, baby.
30:56The time has come for me to lip sync for my life.
31:01Except I can't because this show can't afford real music.
31:05Here she comes.
31:06Uh-oh.
31:07Oh!
31:11Oh, take it off, mama.
31:14Take it off.
31:16Oh, don't hurt nobody.
31:20Live your dreams.
31:21Live your dreams.
31:22Careful, Paul.
31:23Seize the day.
31:24Seize the day.
31:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
31:31Oh!
31:37What the fuck kind of party is it?
31:40I don't know.
31:41Remind me not to get in the pool.
31:44I went upstairs, took a nap.
31:45I came outside.
31:46Nakedness.
31:47Plane looks like a big sea monster.
31:51A titty creature from the ocean.
31:55Come on!
31:56It is demented.
31:58Come on!
31:59Sausage fest.
32:01Ashley!
32:04Wow.
32:05Tits everywhere.
32:06The biggest tits you ever saw in your life.
32:08It was terrifying.
32:10Can we get a little ice spice?
32:13I'm so sorry, grandma.
32:15Please do not watch this show.
32:18Look.
32:27Okay, so what book did you read last?
32:29I don't know if you've heard of this book before.
32:31It's called The Dictionary by Webster.
32:35It's a good book.
32:36There's a lot of words in it.
32:37Why is your vocabulary not better?
32:40My vocabulary's great.
32:41What does diction mean?
32:43My diction's alright.
32:45I feel like I have pretty good diction.
32:47You want anything from the kitchen?
32:48No, are you going back down?
32:49Yeah.
32:49Do you want chips?
32:50No, I'm okay, thank you.
32:51Do you want crackers?
32:52No, but I would like some tea about whether you think Ashley's going to try and fuck Johnny.
32:57Okay, I'm going to bed.
32:59Love you to death.
33:00You're going to go to bed without me?
33:02Was he on her...
33:03She was riding his back?
33:05Topless.
33:06Fuck.
33:10She can't resist this thing, baby.
33:13Do y'all want me to leave?
33:15Or something?
33:16Is he going to take her down once or twice?
33:18Ew.
33:19I don't know how those Love Island people throw down.
33:23Where's Paul right now?
33:24Waiting to see where he's going to be able to go to sleep at.
33:27Give me fucking earplugs, bro.
33:28I ain't listening to bullshit.
33:30Get out of here.
33:30I don't want to see this grab ass between my roommates.
33:33I don't want to be in the splash zone.
33:36God damn it.
33:38Where's my fucking eye goggles?
33:40I don't want to see or hear none of this bullshit.
33:51Shut up.
33:52I mean, y'all would want to have a good time with Johnny Middlebrooks, too, if you were stuck
33:57in a bedroom with them 24-7.
34:05You ready for battle now?
34:19I guess my beard doesn't stop me from getting a man.
34:28Oh, God.
34:29What have we done?
34:40Y'all putting me in the cuck bed?
34:42Do bad things to me.
35:01Were you at the same party I was last night?
35:03No, I didn't attend.
35:04I stayed home.
35:05I felt like it was out of my range of morals.
35:09Your titties were out.
35:13so how was last night yeah i enjoyed myself last night
35:18i guess we had a good time last night i guess so i guess
35:25do you think anyone else knows what happened did everyone see us make an owl i thought it
35:31was pretty secretive
35:36i don't want to think about it now i am thinking about it
35:42was that when it sounded like ashley was getting stabbed
35:46this is some cougar on cub action honey because i know ashley is at least twice johnny's age
35:54oh definitely johnny and ashley were like for sure banging
36:04first of all you look fab so so fab well it you know i wasn't really certain what to wear
36:09i need at least four votes to stay and i'm pretty sure that i can count on tyson and the
36:15girls but
36:15i just want to check in with the ladies to make sure i'm a drag queen honey we don't play
36:20games we
36:21pop puss i need a majority vote you are genuinely one of the few people that i have like genuinely
36:27connected with yeah i have too but also like that's why i was so confused when all that stuff was
36:34happening with like paul and i was like was there alliances plane and i have an amazing connection but
36:40i'm pretty sure that plane and paul and that whole side of the house is already working together
36:47plane's gonna be our biggest competition on that side ideally plane goes home right now
36:51so maybe if i keep new york i have a better chance of working with her
36:56i don't feel as though i'm in an alliance see this is where i'm really confused
37:00i don't like
37:04i don't know
37:09you get that right like
37:16what are you thinking are you voting to keep me christine because you better be
37:20so you're you're good with me you are good with me but don't let anyone else know that
37:26okay i think i'm done talking to you but i love you don't know
37:29no so what it's gonna be a split decision no i'm still in okay cool either way it doesn't
37:37matter we have the number we have it then i'm just gonna lay down the people that have a vote
37:40tonight are kate christine drita ashley and me and tom ashley's gonna vote to banish plane
37:47because that's what johnny and paul want but then drita after the blow up with new york is
37:52definitely gonna banish new york and christine probably wants to keep playing which means tom
37:59and i will get to decide who of those two actually leaves the house
38:04do you want to do more competition type shows i just want to expand my horizons like beyond just
38:10the world of drag race like that's that's what i want to do so that's really really good that
38:15you're here i hope so and everybody's gonna be so happy for you all the queens and i know you
38:20love the girls i know you always support i do that's really why i wish it was anybody but us
38:24up
38:25mark you know tom's over there oh that's okay i'm super political you and i are choosing who
38:33goes home what yeah for real yeah i guess meaning like like you and i in the middle oh to
38:42me it
38:42feels pretty normal to have all the power but tom i bet is riding so high my t levels are
38:48rising
38:48really yeah that's making my t levels rise we're just making mine rise even more my t levels are
38:57raising right now dude i just wanted to talk to you to see where where your head is at i'll
39:07tell you
39:07it's for me i'm not guaranteed loyalty to new york because frankly what does that do for my game
39:18i just want to talk to the people that i i hope strongly consider like having my back i strongly
39:24strongly thank you
39:30i'm not really feeling good about this banishment i'm seeing plain talking to kate and it's making
39:36me paranoid because kate is such a fly-by-night it has been a pleasure to be here in the
39:42house with
39:42you and i'd be so happy if you stayed thank you i
39:49so fuck you what you said earlier really hurt my feelings when you call my guest house an outhouse
39:55shit you do that on purpose my roommate hate me do you understand she is leaving smudges
40:01what is that tanning lotion you using everything just all over the place she hate me she want me
40:07i'm glad you're finally getting the hint this is my roommate do you understand you motherfuckers
40:12chose this spot where i'm sleeping drita you're the rudest person in this house i never heard
40:17nobody call me to a barbecue saying i'm not your fucking servant what the fuck do you want to eat
40:22new york is popping off left and right but i'm certainly not going to stop her because firstly
40:26i'm entertained and secondly honey i'm going to let her dig her own grave here
40:30i already know who you voting for a plane feeling safe and good that's why you power laying over
40:35here i don't know what the hell's going on you might as well land on the runway because i know
40:41this is your landing street i hate all of these people all of them
40:46that broke my heart it hurt my heart oh my goodness
41:06are you crying
41:14you said you hated me so go
41:16oh i was being sarcastic the reason it's funny is because it's so not true
41:20i've always been such a loner and i think those emotions came about because i had to build such
41:29a bubble of protection because for the most part kids used to team up against me so to this day
41:37if something's bothering me or if somebody's annoying me i just feel really really triggered
41:42because the rest of the schoolyard would pick on me for being different maybe looking
41:47different sounding different i was always like alienated but i understand that today's
41:54well what's done is done i mean at this point and i used to feel so
42:04it used to be so hard because it was a constant picking on constant but i knew like not to
42:14give in
42:15like to stay true to myself because when you know that's who you are
42:23how else are you gonna be but yourself this is me this is my life this ain't nothing
42:32the hit list it's a thing but it's child's play compared to my life you know what new york
42:39i'm actually flattered that you even care i don't know which way tonight's banishment is gonna go
42:48if i base it on my gut it's gonna be a landslide for playing to stay
42:54but who cares i'm gonna do what i want i don't want to be in this house of assholes without
43:01you
43:02i want new york to stay i love being roommates with you i hope that we have many more nights
43:09of
43:09laying in bed not talking to each other should we have a safe word
43:17villains it's time to get ready for the banishment ceremony
43:30going into this banishment ceremony i feel like i do have the majority on my side i'm not ready to
43:35go home this is my dream and this is something that's really really important for visibility
43:40not just for myself but for my community okay everyone head through the bookcase just remember
43:46to open it first you geniuses no matter what сейчас все ночью я королева
44:05right over here oh hi guys hey joel hey joel thank you for being here nice nice wow gloves all
44:13right
44:13tom tyson nice to see you okay villains welcome back to the stronghold new york plain jane one of you
44:23will be banished from the house of villains and we'll miss out on a chance at two hundred thousand
44:27dollars and i just want to say if any gays are watching this is not my fault listen community i
44:35know
44:36you're so upset tonight but please please do not flood johnny's dms with harsh messages because i
44:45wouldn't want that johnny you are the super villain please take your throne
44:59paul you are the right hand of the super villain please sit on johnny's lap and tell him what you
45:04want for christmas i mean stand next to johnny just stand next to johnny new york plain jane you are
45:11up
45:12for banishment so please be careful but take your chairs here you go
45:21johnny i know you're wearing evil gloves now i am
45:25that's what he used when he fits himself good god
45:33plain jane new york it is time to make your final please plain jane getting to know each and every
45:39one
45:40of you you made me feel comfortable enough in my skin to lower my walls you know my uterine walls
45:46collapsed i'm doing this for something beyond two hundred thousand dollars i'm doing this for
45:51the little boy that was you know picked on for being different all right now so i
45:58implore you tonight villains please do not take my dream away from me oh my gosh damn
46:10that was beautifully said i respect it for real new york let her rip
46:17plain jane has been a wonderful woman to me and the rest of the house because she's smart and she
46:26has the ability to make it to the final do i not really i had my chance at the two
46:36hundred thousand
46:36dollars twice i never know what's going on and the challenges i'm just here because the house loves
46:43me that's all i have but plain jane oh my goodness she can take it home y'all so it
46:51depends on how you
46:52want to work the cards well guys it is time to vote
47:00straight up you are up first please go to the voting booth new york is very savvy it's in her
47:09fucking name and if these villains want to fall for this they're really stupid
47:16does your ass fit in it just barely
47:22new york yeah how you doing we've been here before we've been here a few other times this is
47:29very difficult for me for so many reasons tom johnny and paul want us to vote plain jane out
47:40i'm torn because they are not to be trusted they're both fucking liabilities so it could be the time to
47:48flip it's time to say goodbye
47:56all right everyone votes are in the second villain to be banished from the house with a vote of five
48:03to
48:04one is
48:11plain jane
48:17i hope all of these bitches fucking suffer and i hope that they all get
48:22fucking yeast infections in their vaginas and pee holes rotting hell villains all right johnny do your
48:29thing see you later bitches yeah plain kick rocks with your socks off
48:42they're idiots
48:43i feel betrayed by christine i feel betrayed by kate i feel betrayed by tyson
48:50that really gagged me and i hope you all rot in the depths of hell aka your respective
48:58fucking senior homes that you're headed to shortly after you leave this motherfucking house you
49:03geriatric wrinkly botched fox
49:07except for new york andrita those two girls are lovely
49:14next on house of villains five to one i didn't think it was going to be like that it's just
49:19like
49:19a three-person podium of power and control over there grab your headphones and ball gags and let's play a
49:27game
49:30what bring the thing over here bring it to me it can't be obvious that i'm sabotaging
49:37pyson there's little easter eggs that he plants what do you have to offer me
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