00:00I don't really get why we have to wash our underwear.
00:03Nobody's smelling the stuff.
00:04That makes sense.
00:05All my hands below my waist are transplants.
00:08Wait, you got a crotch weave?
00:10Major Shah, Gideon and I were not fighting
00:13with actually being getting along really well.
00:16Yeah, we pushed our bets together into a California king.
00:19Sometimes I pretend to fall into the crack,
00:21and we laugh and laugh.
00:23Help me out! Help me out!
00:24I'm stuck in the crack! Get me out of here!
00:26Shut up, Gideon.
00:27Shah, the reason I lied the other night
00:29was because I saw you sneaking into the laundry room
00:32to sleep with your little blankie and your pillow,
00:34and that was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
00:38And I grew up in Cedar Rapids.
00:40I've become Cedar Rapids sad.
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