Party Crasher on FOX's Going Dutch with Denis Leary

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Watch the official “Party Crasher” from FOX’s new comedy series Going Dutch Season 1, Episode 7, created by Joel Church-Cooper.  Going Dutch Cast:  Denis Leary, Gemma Knight Jones, Catherine Tate, Dany Pudi, Joe Morton, Taylor Misiak, Dempsey Bryk, Laci Mosley, Hal Cumpston and Donald Sage Mackay  Watch Going Dutch Season 1 now on FOX and stream on Hulu!

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00:00I am confused. Why are you upon my doorstep?

00:08Oh, I'm crashing your party. Uninvited. Do you like that?

00:11No, I do not like that.

00:13Oh, good. You're going to love this.

00:15No gift. Would a people pleaser crash a party with no gift?

00:20I don't think so.

00:23But I am going to need you to take this because I am not an animal.

00:27I'm going to take that and I'm going to crash this way.

00:30Merry Christmas, y'all.

00:34Everyone, this is Captain Margaret Quinn.

00:39She is Patrick's daughter.

00:41She was not invited.

00:44Hi, everyone.

00:46I'm just here to prove to Katya that I am not a people pleaser.

00:51I don't care if Katya likes me.

00:52I actually don't care if any of you guys like me.

00:54Oh, what a look. A super look.

00:57Dana, what are you doing here?

00:59I was invited.

01:00Fantastic.

01:02Oh, who had it?

01:04Everyone, dinner will be served very shortly.

01:08Oh, raw meat. Disgusting.

01:11It's gourmet.

01:13Gourmet.

01:14Gourmet.

01:15Yeah.

01:16Yes, we grill our food.

01:17So we have to cook it before we eat it.

01:19Oh, God.

01:20Are we guests at this dinner or are we working it?

01:25No wonder she didn't get invited.

01:27The whole spread is, uh, beautiful.

01:29Bad.

01:30Yuck.

01:33You are a little baby.

01:35Now you go find your father and tell him he cannot let his little baby wander around my party.

01:43Oh, hey.

01:44Hey.

01:45I get it.

01:46This is the tank.

01:48Every terrestrial campaign has been won by armor, including this one tonight.

01:53I've never seen you drink white wine in my life.

01:55No, this is 90% vodka, because otherwise I'm going to kill somebody out there.

01:59I need...

02:00There you are, Colonel.

02:01Beatrix, you found me again.

02:04Beatrix was telling me for a long time about how she makes chairs that are uncomfortable for people to sit in.

02:11Yeah.

02:12Human comfort is not the reason for an object to exist.

02:15It is the reason chairs exist, though.

02:17My foot's killing me.

02:18I'm going to go in the kitchen and take some aspirin and...

02:20No, I think you should stay.

02:21No, you should stay.

02:22This is a very interesting conversation.

02:23No, why don't you stay?

02:24I can't.

02:25You can't.

02:26Because my foot hurts.

02:27Yeah, make a hole.

02:28There we go.

02:29Ah, you got me again.

02:30I think you didn't hear me the first time.

02:31Excuse me.

02:32Make a hole.

02:33Move.

02:34Move it.

02:35I should probably...

02:36When I place my butt on Beatrix's chairs, the beating life of its creators enters me.

02:42Well, I wish I had a tank.

02:48It is exhausting being that rude.

02:50I don't know how you do it all the time.

02:51It takes years of practice.

02:53What are you doing?

02:54Feeling like boxed in, like I need an escape plan.

02:58Here it is.

02:59Okay.

03:00You take that.

03:01I'm going to cut off one of my fingers.

03:02Why?

03:03Does everyone keep handing me knives?

03:05Here we go.

03:06Let's go pinky.

03:07It's good for both of us because you'll have to take me to the hospital.

03:09We'll both get out of it.

03:10No, you wish.

03:11Very disappointing.

03:12So you did cut off your pinky in 1994?

03:14Yes, this one.

03:15I knew it!

03:16You know, you're always on this thing about like we're not close enough and blah, blah, blah.

03:21Do stuff together.

03:22Can I have some of the vodka wine?

03:23Yeah, it's strapped under my scooter.

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