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00:00Do you fancy my cousin?
00:01Of course I don't. I am with you, okay?
00:04Sorry.
00:05Your son's been selling pills.
00:06No, you don't.
00:08It's me.
00:09What are we gonna do in the hotel?
00:10Hang out. Just you and me.
00:13Peter, I don't think I can go anymore.
00:16What if you told them?
00:18The truth.
00:19No.
00:38The truth.
00:42The truth now.
00:44The truth.
00:47The truth now.
00:54I see my cousin.
00:59I see my cousin.
00:59Oh, my God!
01:28How you doing?
01:32Why am I last? I'm starving!
01:34Saving the best to last. Have an amazing birthday.
01:39And it'll be the same again next year.
01:48What was that for? It's not my birthday.
01:51Yeah, but every day should be perfect for my perfect princess.
01:55Can't wait for the party.
01:57I thought you weren't invited.
01:58Oh, poor she'll come round. She always does.
02:02Save your favourite guy to dance, yeah?
02:07Oh, hello.
02:08Oh, hello.
02:09All right, darling.
02:15Keep your banana bongos out of me face.
02:17Oh, don't be such a meanie.
02:19You know what, I'll tell you what, Scott.
02:21I think that you're being incredible.
02:23Yeah? I don't know how you're keeping it up.
02:25Uh, yeah.
02:26Erm.
02:28Well, erm.
02:31Look, I need to tell you that, erm...
02:36Well, HIV, I know HIV. I'm still gonna be the same sexy, sassy Scott Drinkwell.
02:41I thought Hannah could wear this tomorrow.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:44Eh? That's cute, innit?
02:46He's gonna love her, isn't he?
02:48Reverend Cox.
02:49Why are you even bothering getting her christened anyway?
02:51Because that is what proper families do.
02:53Yeah, and we need to decide on her godparents before the rev gets here.
02:56I'm still thinking that we should ask Tony.
02:58And I still think that's absolutely crazy.
03:01I, Reverend, this is Tony.
03:02He thought he was Hannah's dad when we were having an affair behind my mum's back.
03:05When, actually, I had a one-night stand with me gay...
03:07With me best friend.
03:09Yeah, maybe don't mention any of that.
03:10You think?
03:11And Tony doesn't have to be the only godfather.
03:14I think we should ask Scott as well.
03:15Oh!
03:16I would love to.
03:19Aww.
03:21Thanks, cuz.
03:22Come here.
03:23Aww.
03:25Alright.
03:26He has to be godfather, not to marry him.
03:28Hey.
03:30Cheeky.
03:31So, I was thinking, why don't you do a shift at the hutch today?
03:34Er, how about a million reasons why I shouldn't?
03:36Harry's gonna be there.
03:37Yeah.
03:40It's genuine diamante.
03:41I wanted to get you Peridot, but your birthstone didn't come cheap.
03:44Not that that was cheap.
03:45It isn't.
03:46But, it weren't loads either.
03:48I didn't wanna be flashy or anything.
03:49Ah, I love it.
03:52Here you go.
03:56And you're the best baby sister in the world.
04:02I can't wait for our pamper session later.
04:03I know, me neither.
04:04Oh!
04:07I'm gonna get off.
04:08Where?
04:09I've got errands to run.
04:10Ah, someone's forgot to get you a present.
04:13It's getting delivered.
04:14Later.
04:15I'll, erm, bring it to a party.
04:17So, when is this party?
04:18Already started, sweets.
04:20And you are not invited.
04:22It's my party and this is a Rini free zone.
04:24Oh, and you are also not invited, remember?
04:27Why would you be so cruel to your mother?
04:30Here we go again.
04:31Let's all feel sorry for Rini.
04:33You're not invited.
04:34Sorry.
04:34End of.
04:35Fine.
04:36You girls go and drink yourself silly.
04:38I'm gonna have a night in with me fiance.
04:40Come on babe.
04:44Did you have to do that?
04:45Yeah.
04:46I did.
04:47He's been charged with dealing.
04:48Class A's.
04:49Don't know what he was thinking.
04:50I was thinking of you.
04:51I didn't want you to get banged up.
04:53Look.
04:54He's not got your record.
04:55He'll just get a slap on the wrist.
04:56Exactly.
05:01Slap on the wrist?
05:03Sergeant Smooth reckons I killed his precious daughter.
05:05Which means he's gonna get the CPS to throw the book at Dylan.
05:07Hey Tori, look worse at you.
05:09You could go down for years.
05:11Worst case scenario, Dylan will get a few months.
05:13Oh, that's fine then.
05:14What, I'll just sit back and let my son do a stretch inside.
05:16Your other son needs you more right now.
05:19Look, this is the time when you make a bond.
05:22Dylan can look after himself.
05:27Hey, where's Steve?
05:28He's meant to be sorting out my party.
05:30Well he needed a few more hands on deck so he called in the specialist.
05:33Here's your new menu.
05:36Oi, I didn't order any of this.
05:39What's mousse bouche?
05:40A mousse bouche.
05:41It's French, yeah.
05:45Well I've seen nicer looking stuff up Nana's nostril.
05:48How did I ever forget the first rule of hospitality?
05:51Never Kate's at a McQueen party.
05:54He loves us really.
05:55A little bit too much I'd say.
05:57Or just ask Mercedes and Teresa and Jackie and...
06:01Hey hey, come on, you shouldn't even be in here. Health and safety.
06:03Come on, shoo.
06:03Alright.
06:05Clue, are you still gonna be there later? At the folly?
06:07Yeah, she is.
06:08And we are gonna be looking really glowing after our spa sesh.
06:12When she says glowing she means landed up with fake tan.
06:14Hey!
06:14Don't knock fake tan, it's better than genuine pasty.
06:17Oh, thanks.
06:19Oh really?
06:20Yeah, I did.
06:21Sorry.
06:27Hey.
06:29Haven't seen you in a while.
06:31Yeah, well I went on a little trip with Freddie.
06:34Oh, a romantic getaway, was it?
06:35Um, as soon as I got back, the physio was telling me how much progress you're making.
06:39Of course he did.
06:39He's all sunshine and birdsong that one.
06:41Yeah, well he knows his stuff.
06:43Anyway, he's asked me to pop by to see how you feel about being discharged.
06:46Discharged?
06:47Yeah, well the unit has limited beds and patients that need it more than you.
06:50And, well, I mean everyone is impressed with how much work you're putting in, so...
06:55Yeah, well it's still gonna be a case of years, not months, if ever.
06:57You can't give up hope, Jo.
06:59Alright, you're healthy, you're strong, you can't walk thee.
07:03Sorry, er, wrong choice of words.
07:07Yeah, just give me a bit of time to think about it, okay?
07:17Ooh, that is not a happy face.
07:20What does she do? Pooping your porridge?
07:22I'm just tired.
07:23You wanna try lugging a baby around in your belly?
07:25I'm sweating more than mum going through customs.
07:28Anyway, this is gonna turn your frown upside down.
07:32Baby scan.
07:33Wednesday.
07:35Look, I know this physio is a bit of a ball ache,
07:37but it means you're gonna be fighting fit by the time I pop this one out.
07:40Yeah, well I'd better get back to it then.
07:43Jo, what's the problem?
07:45It's Lindsay.
07:46It's just weird, her not knowing the baby's mine.
07:49When are you gonna tell her?
07:49I'm just waiting for the right time, that is all.
07:51Well, we haven't got long.
07:52Yes, and that goes for you too.
07:54Another couple of months, and you'll be running round,
07:57waiting on us two, hand and foot.
08:03Here we go.
08:04Right, we put these cases in the baking trays.
08:07Nice one.
08:08See?
08:08You're a natural.
08:09Right, we do the rest, and then me and you are in business.
08:17Hey, gorgeous.
08:19Alright?
08:19He was talking to me.
08:21Why don't you go and help Harry with his fairy cakes?
08:23Cupcakes.
08:24Aw, would you listen to that?
08:25He's got a nickname for us already.
08:27Now then what can I do to help?
08:29So, er, Tony.
08:30Hey!
08:31I'm showing them.
08:31And they'll be busier at the minute.
08:33So, did you read about Trevor Royale's kid?
08:35Right.
08:35Yep, that Dylan.
08:37He's a drug dealer.
08:38Must be genetic.
08:39Do I bet you 50 quid that their new kid is gonna be a serial killer?
08:43Dylan?
08:44He's not a dealer.
08:46Yeah, right.
08:47The police raided the flat.
08:48Left our hallway in a right state.
08:50He's nothing like his dad.
08:51He wouldn't deal.
08:52Right.
08:52Easy there, you two.
08:54Well, if you're so sure about that sweetheart,
08:56you might wanna go and tell him before he gets sent down.
08:58Cos, apparently, he's confessed.
09:06Have you seen John Paul?
09:08Went into town to get a suit for some big interview.
09:11Hmm.
09:12It's a shame.
09:13See, I got this idea.
09:15And I wanted to see if you thought you'd like it.
09:17I won't.
09:18Don't bother.
09:19It's about your party.
09:20A joint celebration.
09:23You're 24.
09:2621st.
09:27And your mum's engagement.
09:29Never gonna happen.
09:30Make it worth your while.
09:32What if I pay for all the booze?
09:35A couple of hundred quid should cover it, right?
09:37Come on.
09:39All your mum wants to do is party with the girls.
09:42You, Celine, Cleo.
09:44Come on, Polish, why not let them?
09:45Because mum ruins more parties than the Macarena, that's why.
09:48I love the Macarena.
09:49You would.
09:50I'll pay for the food as well.
09:53It's bad enough Nana and Teresa are in early canter.
09:56Cleo would be so happy if the rest of us all celebrated together.
10:01Fine!
10:02Darling, you're amazing.
10:08All right, but I get top billing and you are not stealing any of my limelight, all right?
10:13Whatever you want, babes.
10:14Oh, have you sorted out the snacks for the spa this afternoon?
10:17Oh, I forgot.
10:18That will be all good to price list.
10:20Oh, good.
10:20Are you sure about this?
10:22Spending your hard-earned cash on Lil' Ol' Rini?
10:24Yeah, of course I am.
10:25I want to show my perfect princess just how much I love her.
10:31And today, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
10:47Here, Cleo was well giving you the eye before.
10:49I reckon you two could be on by the end of the night, you play your cards right.
10:51Yeah, I don't know if that's what I want.
10:53Oh, my son, the heartbreaker, eh?
10:55So many girls, so little time.
10:57And who could resist him, eh, Stee?
10:58Check out those Hutchinson good looks.
11:03Wait, what are you...
11:04Stee?
11:06Do us a favour.
11:07Keep an eye on Scott for me, will you?
11:09Look, Tony, he's harmless.
11:10He's Sinead's cousin, that's what he is.
11:12All right, stop stressing.
11:15Look, I will sort him out if he crosses the line on one condition.
11:18What?
11:20You say yes to being Hannah's godfather.
11:23What?
11:24Yeah, of course.
11:29Hey.
11:31So you, er, managed to sort out your discharge already?
11:34Yeah, heading home.
11:35On your own?
11:36No, with a valet and a private chef.
11:39Right, well, you're gonna need some help.
11:41So the community support team can sort out carers for you and...
11:44I don't need a carer.
11:45Joe, that's exactly what you need.
11:47I'll be fine.
11:49Look, Joe, I...
11:50I don't think you realise how hard this is gonna be, all right?
11:53You've got no use of your legs and...
11:54Don't you ever listen!
11:55I said I'm gonna be fine, so let's just leave it, all right?
12:06Dylan!
12:07Call me back now!
12:08I heard what you did, and if you're covering for your dad, you're making a massive mistake.
12:14Hiya.
12:15Your dad working you hard, then?
12:17Oh, flat out.
12:18I'm not the only one.
12:19What are you doing here?
12:20Pulling out all the stops for Portia, and making sure they don't pam us off with the house red.
12:25Tastes like...paint stripper.
12:27What's in the bag, then?
12:28Just some stuff.
12:29Yeah?
12:30Ooh, got a secret chocky addiction, do we?
12:32It's not all for me.
12:33For my sisters, as well.
12:35We're off to this spa day.
12:36I cannot wait.
12:37Not for the mud mask stuff, though.
12:38I'm not really into beauty treatments.
12:39Yeah, and you so don't need them.
12:43Right, then.
12:44I'd better go.
12:45Well, I've never seen you this outside before.
12:47Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
12:47Just kicking back, having a laugh, me and my sisters.
12:49Stepping your faces full of chocolate.
12:51Exactly.
12:52Today is going to be one of those perfect afternoons.
12:56Am I supposed to be grateful?
12:58What is up now?
12:59He's upgraded the spa session.
13:00Yeah.
13:01Thai massage, aromatherapy, you know the works.
13:04You're spoiling us.
13:05Us!
13:06Yeah, Rooney's going too.
13:07Come on, you always have a treat.
13:09There's not one man in the world kinder than my Pete.
13:11No.
13:12There's about three billion of them.
13:13Right, come on.
13:14You better get going.
13:15You don't want to be late to luxuriate.
13:17Wait, what about Cleo?
13:18Oh, didn't I say she texted and cancelled?
13:20You know what she's like.
13:21All good stuff.
13:22She probably wants to hang out with Harry.
13:23She probably wants to do more than that with Harry.
13:25Oh, yeah.
13:25I think you're right.
13:28She only got one thing on her mind today, that girl.
13:29See ya.
13:30Bye.
13:31Bye.
13:34Here.
13:34Do you reckon anyone would notice if I pinch this?
13:37What?
13:38Well, Paul, she loves her stuff and I forgot to get her a birthed present.
13:41Get her from Pricelice?
13:42And spend 69p on that spoiled cow.
13:45No chance.
13:45Go on, do a distraction.
13:47A distraction?
13:49What, do you want me to boo flash the barman?
13:52Yeah.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Go on, then.
13:55You want it to bring me if I drink.
13:56What's up?
13:57You know, Kim's not at home and I just had a rough day.
14:01Oh, do tell.
14:05It's Joe.
14:06They're discharging him today.
14:08He never said.
14:09Well, why would he tell you?
14:11I mean, he never said to Celine, because she's been looking after him a bit.
14:15Right, well, anyway, he's gonna need support and no matter how hard I try, he just won't let me in.
14:20Yeah, but he's only got two months more left of physio and then he's gonna be walking again.
14:24He's gonna fly back.
14:25With his prognosis, you are joking.
14:27What do you mean?
14:29You know, I, erm, I shouldn't be bringing all this up and, erm, Joe would kill me for talking about
14:33his gory details.
14:34So, I shall, er, get another round in.
14:39If you're covering for your dad, you're making a massive mistake.
14:43You can't handle prison.
14:44I know, there's a new kid on the block, literally.
14:47Right?
14:47But you're still my soldiers.
14:49And a good general never leaves a single soldier behind.
14:51Dad?
14:54You been here working?
14:56Hey, well, it's true, you know.
14:59Yeah, Curtis is here now, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna forget about you.
15:02Even if I get sent away?
15:04Look, I'll be there every day.
15:06You're my son.
15:08Look, I'm sorry, Dylan.
15:09I should've been grateful, not angry before.
15:11But you're right.
15:11You can handle this.
15:13You know, I've never been more proud than I am of you right now.
15:17Hmm?
15:18Come on.
15:19Er, Trevor, do your son need you?
15:22This one doesn't.
15:24Not anymore.
15:25Don't know he's a man.
15:30You're scared, right?
15:33Get in court, maybe prison.
15:37Don't be.
15:38The only scary thing in this world is having no-one who loves you.
15:42And your dad loves you to bits.
15:46In fact, you have got a whole family that love you.
15:53Portia!
15:54To leave!
15:55Are you ready for the spa?
15:58I've got all the snacks!
16:01They've gone without you, babe.
16:03What?
16:04Yeah, and really.
16:05They thought you'd rather hang out with Harry.
16:09And your cousins aren't getting back till after five.
16:14Which means...
16:15We haven't got the place.
16:21All...
16:21To ourselves.
16:28Oi!
16:29Saw that, then.
16:32Right, er...
16:33Oh, you've got a bit of onion.
16:36No.
16:36There.
16:39Sorry.
16:40Lucky, you've done a really good job on the decorations.
16:44Really good job.
16:45Thanks!
16:45Well, it's my wife's birthday.
16:46Got to make sure everything's perfect.
16:48Well, it's a shame about the shirt, then.
16:49Oi!
16:50Hearts are the greatest team in the world!
16:52It was humiliating.
16:54Normally men are all over us.
16:57It will happen.
16:59Okay?
16:59Harry just can't be too obvious, Mother Tony.
17:02All you two need is some time alone.
17:04Together.
17:05Yeah, but how do we sort that?
17:09Leave it with me, Don.
17:10Leave it with me.
17:16So when were you going to tell me about your big move?
17:18I just didn't want to put you under any pressure, make you feel like I needed help.
17:21Yeah, but you do.
17:22I'm alright on my own.
17:23Joe, you're in a wheelchair.
17:25How are you going to get up to a bathroom with a hot air balloon?
17:29Lindsay said something about your prognosis, like things were going to get tougher than
17:32you thought.
17:33What's all that about?
17:33Just leave it, alright?
17:35What is your problem?
17:36What, is physio getting harder a summer?
17:39Because it's only two more months.
17:40Two Weasley months, then you'll be back walking again.
17:42It ain't going to be two months.
17:46Like two years.
17:50And you didn't think to tell me that, no?
17:53What else are you hiding?
17:55Secretly I'm a massive S Club fan.
17:57Yeah, and I am secretly carrying your child, but you clearly don't give a toss.
18:00Hey, that's not fair.
18:01I'll tell you what's not fair.
18:03Me having a baby with a bald face, liar.
18:06It's better than having a baby with a McQueen.
18:07The kid's going to come out with a benefit form in one hand and a pint in the other.
18:10Right, yeah, and the Roth scores are so much more perfect, have I?
18:12I hate to break it to your sweetheart, but you're part of that family now.
18:15There's no way I am having a kid with someone who's a liar and thinks that I'm trash.
18:21I'll do it on my own, Tara.
18:35Intimacy.
18:38Intimacy.
18:40Intimacy.
18:41Come on.
18:44You usually get all the good words well before me.
18:47Off the boil, are we, love?
18:50Guess so.
18:51Nah, it is the summer halls.
18:53And if you can't be off the boil now, when can you be?
18:57Although, it does mean I'm probably going to overtake you on points.
19:03It's not going to happen.
19:04Oh, fighting talk, eh?
19:07N-I-Y-C.
19:11So, yeah, potentially an eight-letter word.
19:14Let's see what the guys come up with.
19:17Right.
19:18I'm just going to go.
19:19What have you got for it?
19:21Intimacy.
19:22Well done.
19:23Well done.
19:27Scott's a good laugh, you know.
19:29I know.
19:30And?
19:32Well, you're not seeing anyone.
19:35Nothing to stop you from experimenting, is there?
19:37Why don't you give him a chance?
19:40Where did he go?
19:42Relax.
19:42He said he needed the loo.
19:56Harry!
19:57Quick!
19:58Go and get Scott.
19:58I've caught me finger.
19:59He's a first aid and he's in the box.
20:01Just do it!
20:12Enjoy your own time, Scott.
20:16Music.
20:21Harry?
20:22What are you doing?
20:30Who are you texting?
20:31Some emo freak?
20:33No.
20:35Oh, talking of freaks.
20:37This is like a noose around your neck, that one.
20:39I'm getting out of here.
20:41Where have you been?
20:43Where have you been?
20:43I've been calling you all day.
20:44Is it true you confessed to dealing?
20:46They hold my dad in.
20:47I was guilty.
20:48What else was I meant to do?
20:49Well, not deal in the first place.
20:51You must have known they could bang you up.
20:53Or are you just that desperate to make your dad love you that you'd throw away your life for him?
20:58Family's important.
20:59Most important thing there is.
21:00And what about me?
21:01Aren't I important?
21:03I can't handle this without you.
21:06There's so much that I want to...
21:10I need you.
21:11So does Dad.
21:13He's just been accused of killing Carly Bradley, a cop's daughter, a drug charge on top and he'd have been
21:18sent down for years.
21:19She right.
21:20Everyone knows he's a murderer.
21:21He's a sick, twisted murderer.
21:23He's my dad.
21:25And if you hate him that much, well you don't have to have anything to do with him.
21:28Or me.
21:29Probably not, it won't bother you anymore then.
21:31Sounds good to me.
21:32Have a nice life.
21:41Twitter?
21:42Yeah?
21:43You okay?
21:44Yeah.
21:46Harry, pick up.
21:51Pick up.
21:51Pick up.
21:52Pick up.
21:55Hey.
21:57He just ran off.
21:59Don't you like having a laugh with me anymore?
22:01Yeah, of course I do.
22:05You're getting me worried.
22:06I...
22:07I didn't...
22:08I didn't mean to.
22:12I guess I just can't help worrying about you.
22:18It's what you do when you love someone.
22:19That's what you do when you love someone.
22:44Here we go.
23:14Here we go.
23:20Here we go.