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00:00You know exactly what Lindsay thinks of you for sleeping with Jo, so if she finds out about this kiss,
00:04she couldn't blame it on you.
00:05Kim saw a text on a certain someone's phone. I know all about you and Mercedes.
00:13You remember Derek.
00:15Really? It's been a long time.
00:18You get the monster out of here.
00:57You get the monster out of here.
01:02You think it's over now. You think we'll go away. But we keep coming up.
01:08You can't keep us down. Ain't not your typical. That ain't what we're here for.
01:20Don't they know? The speaker is about to explode.
01:27What are you doing?
01:30Get him out of this one!
01:30Have you all met Derek, eh? Nana's ex used to knock her about a bit.
01:34Just get him out of this house!
01:35No, I won't! You know that's that!
01:38Give me that one!
01:39Just get him out!
01:40Give me the one!
01:45Look, he tried this before and it didn't work.
01:47Yeah, well, it's got her teeth. Because I need to get pregnant and sharpish.
01:51Maybe he shouldn't have pretended to be having a baby. Just a thought.
01:54Right, go on. Go.
02:02Are you making social again, buddy? I swear you could burn a salad, you know that.
02:08What are you wearing?
02:09We've had a call out, sir. And there is a fire in the basement.
02:12We ain't got a basement.
02:13Well, just go with it. So, I'm going to have to ask you to come upstairs with me.
02:17Oh, is that right?
02:18Yeah, we've called for help. They should be an hour or so. So, in the meantime, I'm going
02:22to barricade us in the bedroom.
02:24Yeah, yeah. Listen, it looked very funny, but I've got to get to work.
02:26Yeah, I'll let you play with my sprinkler.
02:28Said I've got to get to work.
02:31Right. And how many more times have I got her apologise?
02:34Hey, look, don't you think I wanted to tell you what Cameron did?
02:37You lie to me, Leela.
02:38Yeah, and you're never going to let me forget it, are you?
02:40Yeah. Why would you let him stay here?
02:44It's called doing the Christian thing.
02:45You don't have to put him up, Nan.
02:47I know, but he's got no family, and what happened was a long time ago.
02:51Well, and that makes it all right, does it?
02:53No. No, it doesn't.
02:57I'm not proud of myself, but I was a different person back then.
03:03I haven't touched a drop of alcohol in ten years.
03:06Oh, do you want a medal, Derek?
03:07You can last ten minutes, Mum.
03:08Mum, you've only just got back in from last night.
03:11Whatever you think of me, don't be fooled by him.
03:12He's a nasty piece of work.
03:13Look, if your mum wants him here, maybe we should respect that, love.
03:16I want to make amends.
03:21I'm dying of emphysema.
03:24I haven't got much time left.
03:27Fingers crossed, eh?
03:28Have you got no shame?
03:29No, has he got no shame?
03:31Show me his flipping face round here.
03:32I've never invited him, and I'm not having him dying hospitals surrounded by a load of strangers.
03:37All he deserves.
03:38I've got an Essie due in tomorrow.
03:39Can you stop shouting?
03:40I want him out of this house by the end of the day.
03:42He is staying, and that's all there is to it.
03:45Really?
03:46Let's see about that, Mum.
03:47Yeah.
03:49I bet you're loving this.
03:51You've broken my sister's heart.
03:52I'm devastated for her.
03:54Just give us a minute, yeah?
03:56You'd better not let him worm his way back in.
04:05You've got five minutes.
04:06Why did you put up with it?
04:08Why didn't you leave him?
04:10I did, eventually.
04:12Oh, Derek was the love of my life.
04:15And I know it sounds stupid, but I thought he only lost his rag because he loved me so much.
04:22You agree with your mother, don't you?
04:24Well, you can't justify it in a woman, Nan.
04:27Ever.
04:27I'm not trying to.
04:29But you forgive him.
04:30I believe him when he says he wants to make things right.
04:33It's not easy, but even if somebody really hurts you, you have to forgive them in the end.
04:40For your own sake.
04:41Not theirs.
04:43You didn't have to stay in a B&B.
04:45It was Freddie's fault, not yours.
04:47It's probably best to stay out of the firing line.
04:49As long as he can down there.
04:51I don't remember you kicking me out of bed.
04:53I'll take that as a note.
04:54Now, Anna, after everything we went through to get together, including Joe's life, also we could just make up that
05:00cheap slapper.
05:02Oh, none taken.
05:04Look, how many times do I have to tell you nothing happened, I knocked him back.
05:08But you didn't tell me he tried to kiss you, though, did you?
05:09I mean, you're supposed to be my mate.
05:11Either he just slipped your mind or you're lying about knocking him back.
05:14No, I'm telling you the truth.
05:15Look, I am sorry, OK?
05:18I should have told you, but...
05:20Rins.
05:21Do you know, after all those years that you were in love with me, when you finally get what you
05:26want, you blew it.
05:33Listen, Lenny, I just want you to know that you did the right thing when you walked out on me.
05:41It was a wake-up call, and I know how angry you were.
05:48And so I appreciate that you kept coming to see me at the hospital this last week, that you've taken
05:55me in.
05:57I'm going to leave you something in my will.
06:00Now, before you say anything.
06:04Thanks, Derek.
06:06That's very kind of you.
06:09I do have one thing I want to do first, though.
06:16He's on the waiting list of some hospice.
06:17I don't want to wait. I want to get rid of him now.
06:19Yes, I know. I know.
06:20Where's your money?
06:20What are you doing?
06:21What are you doing?
06:21What are you doing with some grotty B&B?
06:22What is this all you've got?
06:23Listen, listen.
06:25I can only imagine what it must have been like growing up with a man like that around the house.
06:31Men who abuse women are the lowest of the low, as far as I'm concerned.
06:36He's on his last legs, Reen.
06:38He might have changed. He's given up the booze.
06:42Hello, stranger. How are you?
06:43Not great, to be honest. I'm staying on a mate's sofa.
06:46My back's killing me.
06:47Well, maybe you shouldn't have done the dirty with Portia's husband.
06:49Yep, that's fair.
06:51Look, um, I really want to move back home.
06:55Would you have a road with Portia for me, please?
06:58Lucky for you, I've got bigger fish to fry.
07:00I'll have a word.
07:01Could you do us a favour?
07:03Patrick has asked me to do some work at this special needs unit at the school.
07:06Could you grab us the keys?
07:08Yeah, yeah, I could do that.
07:09Nice one.
07:11Look, if you're really not comfortable about being under the same roof as him, then I'll
07:15book you in a hotel.
07:16Maybe you're right. He'll be dead soon. I'll just have to sit it out.
07:19He won't come anywhere near me.
07:21I've messed everything up.
07:23If you think the only way that you're going to keep him is by getting pregnant, maybe there
07:28was nothing to mess up.
07:29Who's to hide you on?
07:31I'm sorry.
07:33He'll come round.
07:34You just have to give him a bit of time.
07:36Time? Time? I'm meant to be carrying his baby. And I know he's not the quickest on the uptake,
07:42but even Ziggy's going to say something's wrong when I'm not getting any bigger.
07:44We'll work something out.
07:47Like? Like what?
07:49Shove a cushion up my jumper for the next six and a half months?
07:53When he finds out, he'll never forgive me.
07:57Will he?
07:59I know how much he wanted it. And like I said, I should have done it years ago.
08:06It's better late than never.
08:08He'll be dead before Christmas, OK?
08:11Mm!
08:21Mum.
08:22Look, I'm not going to pretend I'm happy about it, but Derek can stay if that's what you
08:29really want.
08:30Oh, I'm glad you said that, love.
08:33Because we're getting married.
08:53A skinny Americano with extra cinnamon?
08:57Builders tea, two teabags, half a sugar and a spot of milk.
09:01You know me too well, you do.
09:03Hm.
09:07When are you going to give her a break?
09:09Oh, I take it you've been talking to Leela.
09:11I'm not saying that I've forgiven her for lying.
09:14I'm trying.
09:16And you can too.
09:18It was my parents that Cameron killed.
09:21I know.
09:22And I'm not comparing, it's just...
09:23What?
09:26When we first got married, I got on wait to start trying for a family.
09:29And I'm happy to be her dad, but...
09:32After what happened with Cameron?
09:35I just don't think I'll ever feel the same about her.
09:39Look.
09:41Leela made a mistake and she regrets it.
09:44The only reason that she lied to you, to all of us, was to protect Perry.
09:51She loves you, Ziggy.
09:53She's gorgeous.
09:54Funny.
09:57And you're going to have a little baby together.
10:01Are you really going to throw all that away?
10:08Amy, put the bottle down, yeah?
10:12Is he forcing you to do this?
10:13Do I look like I could force us to do anything?
10:16You know, it's one thing letting him die here.
10:18In fact, I'm quite looking forward to that.
10:19But to marry him, to take that man's name...
10:22Why can't you just be happy for me?
10:24We haven't seen each other for 20 years.
10:26Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.
10:28I forgot what a classic love story this is.
10:30Do you know what?
10:31I'm not having it.
10:32It's not going to happen.
10:34You're going to stop me from getting married.
10:37Yeah, if I have to.
10:38Can everybody stop shouting, please?
10:39It's always about you, Mum, isn't it?
10:41Portia, please.
10:42For once in my life, I'm on the side of the angels.
10:44This is about Nana.
10:45If she's big enough to forgive him, then it's got nothing to do with you.
10:49She's right.
10:50Derek's made mistakes.
10:51But he's said how sorry he is.
10:53He turned his life around.
10:55He stopped drinking.
10:56What more could he do?
10:58Mum, he's an old man.
10:59Leave him alone.
10:59You don't know the full story, love, so don't get involved, yeah?
11:04Mum, you go ahead with this, and I will pack my bags.
11:07I mean it.
11:08You'd better get packing then, love.
11:18Look, I'll move out if that is what you want.
11:21Stay as long as you like.
11:22It's no point us both leaving, is there?
11:23Well, where are you going?
11:24I haven't, uh, figured that out yet.
11:26Lindsay, I am a lot of things, but I am not a liar.
11:29If I got off with Freddie, I'd tell you.
11:33I believe you.
11:37It's just the only way I could justify what we did to Joe was because we loved each other
11:44and we were going to be together forever.
11:47Look, you still can be.
11:50He tried to cheat on me.
11:52Well, he's only human.
11:54I mean, look at me.
11:56Too soon.
11:58Look, Freddie was drunk.
12:00It didn't mean anything.
12:01He still loves you.
12:03Right, so he tried to snog you because he still loves me.
12:05He didn't know what he was doing.
12:07He was all over the place because he thought he'd lost you.
12:13Would you forgive him?
12:15Look, I'm not trying to excuse what he did.
12:17And I certainly would not let him off lightly.
12:20But a drunken pass at someone is not the end of the world.
12:25Is it?
12:32I didn't mean what I said, love.
12:36I don't want you to go.
12:43Do you remember that Christmas?
12:45Of course I do.
12:46We were sat playing some board game, behaving like a normal family for once in our lives.
12:52It was 25 years ago, love.
12:56He lost his temper and he broke your jaw.
13:00You had to have it all wired up.
13:02You could hardly speak.
13:05But I remember thinking, well, at least that's it.
13:09She'll definitely leave him now.
13:13And when you came round in the hospital, the first thing you said was,
13:20How's Derek?
13:21Is it OK?
13:23I'm so sorry I put you through that, love.
13:26It wasn't your fault, Mum.
13:27It was his.
13:29How many times have you asked Pete to forgive you for stuff you've done?
13:34That's not the same.
13:35Where would you be if he'd given up on you?
13:37The first, fourth or even the fifth time you messed up.
13:42People can change, love.
13:45Especially when they know they haven't got long left.
13:48Deep down, Derek is a good man.
13:52He always was.
13:55It was just a drink.
13:58Look, I'm never going to get you to change your mind about him.
14:03But once upon a time, I did really love him.
14:09And all I wanted him to do was to put a ring on my finger.
14:15So, um, are you going to give us your blessing or not?
14:20It would mean so much to me.
14:33Hey.
14:37I didn't mean to be patronising earlier, darling.
14:40It's just a mad house down there today.
14:43What's new?
14:49Do you forgive me?
14:51No.
14:56So, how's it going?
14:57Slowly.
14:59Anything I can help with?
15:04Tennyson said that as a child he was haunted by the passion of the past.
15:09In what ways can Tennyson be considered a poet of the past?
15:14Right, you know when I said I could help you?
15:21In memoriam.
15:23What's all that about, then?
15:26It's a poem that he wrote to his best friend, Arthur, after he died.
15:30He wrote a poem to his best friend?
15:34I think we both know what's going on there, don't we, eh?
15:36You're not surprised, you know what these poets are like.
15:41I'm so proud of you.
15:43You're so clever.
15:45I'm going to smash your exams.
15:47Go to one of the top unis.
15:49The world is your lobster, my darling.
15:52Well, let's see if I can get this essay finished first.
15:58Listen, why don't I pack them off to the pub?
16:03So they don't disturb us.
16:04It's all right, I'll be your servant, I'll bring you snacks, drinks.
16:08I'll stay up with you all night if I have to.
16:11Thanks, Pete.
16:13Anything for you, Cleopatra.
16:15You know that.
16:20Listen, Teese, I've been thinking about what you said about me and Leela.
16:24And you're right.
16:27I mean, we're having a baby.
16:29So, I'm going to put the past behind us and try and make it work.
16:33Thanks for the advice.
16:34No worries.
16:36Oh, my meatballs!
16:38Oh, don't worry.
16:39I'll check on them, you check on the pasta.
16:49Oh, they're fine.
16:52Look pretty good, actually.
16:54Well, I'm not just a pretty face, you know.
17:04What's all this?
17:05Well, I thought I'd just treat you.
17:07A glass of champagne?
17:09Yeah, go on, then.
17:09Twist my arm.
17:12Don't you worry.
17:13It's not an alcoholic.
17:15Yeah, I assume that.
17:19Oh, thanks for talking to him.
17:25Zee!
17:26Yeah?
17:26Just take me to bed.
17:27I've just cooked.
17:28Oh, we'll heat it up later.
17:29I want to...
17:32I just need a bit more time.
17:35Right, fine.
17:36I'll just pull some more non-alcoholic shambroo.
17:38It's all right.
17:40Everything okay?
17:42Yeah.
17:42Sorry.
17:44It's your work.
17:45I just missed it.
17:51Your nan was telling me about your husband.
17:54What kind of a fellow messes around like that when he's got a girl like you at home?
17:59Needs his head testing.
18:00Thanks, Tarek.
18:03Here, you want me to sort him out for you, do you?
18:06I've got plans on my own, but thank you.
18:09Yeah, I bet you have.
18:10Give us a sec, love.
18:21You haven't changed.
18:23It didn't work, did it?
18:26You couldn't get rid of me then, and you can't get rid of me now.
18:33It's now a good time.
18:34It's never a good time in this house.
18:38I've got the keys.
18:39Oh, nice one.
18:40How are you, love?
18:42Yeah, you know, same old.
18:44I, uh, I spoke to Auntie Reanie to see if Portia would mind me moving back in.
18:49What's he doing here?
18:51You back-stabbing little slapper!
18:52Get out!
18:53I'm sorry!
18:54If I ever get to in this house, dog!
18:55Maybe you'd better leave, love.
19:02Come on, get out, love.
19:03Get out!
19:06It's not old John Paul, you know.
19:08You can't take everything out on him.
19:11No.
19:11And I don't intend to either.
19:14What did I say?
19:16Listen, darling.
19:17Why didn't you take everybody out for a drink tonight?
19:19I can handle things here.
19:21No, it's OK.
19:22Go on.
19:24My treat.
19:25Good to get out.
19:26Thanks, but sooner of a night in.
19:40All right, I'd like to book an appointment for tomorrow morning.
19:44Yeah, 11.30's fine.
19:48Bad news.
19:51For once in a life, you're going to want to stay in.
19:54It doesn't matter.
19:58You're making progress.
20:09Have I done something wrong?
20:10It's not that I don't want to.
20:13It's I do.
20:14You know I love you.
20:18I just, I feel really bad on Mum.
20:21She's really upset today.
20:23Can we just wait until it's all calmed down?
20:27I'm sorry.
20:29It's OK.
20:30You sure?
20:33Yeah.
20:39I'm going to go take a break.
20:49I'm going to go take a break.
21:12I know you're upset, but maybe it's better that you find out what kind of man he is now rather
21:17than ten years down the line.
21:19And I say man, but I mean dog.
21:21He's like a dog on here.
21:22I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
21:27We're still together.
21:30Are you having a laugh?
21:32Kim?
21:32I'm trying to speak to my sister, Freddie.
21:34You'd better not let him worm his way back in.
21:36Yeah, we've dealt with things.
21:38Oh, you've dealt with things?
21:39Wake up, will you?
21:40He was chewing someone's face off the other night.
21:41We can't all have a relationship as stable as yours now, can we?
21:45I'm going to the shop.
21:46I need something for tea.
21:49What have you done to her?
21:50My sister used to be an intelligent woman.
21:53Look, I've messed up.
21:54I know I have.
21:55Have you never made a mistake?
21:56Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I have, actually.
21:58A massive one.
21:59Convincing her to get together with you.
22:01And you might think you fooled her right now, but you haven't.
22:03I promise you you were finished.
22:05She doesn't know it yet, but she will.
22:07I'll make sure of it.
22:10Mum?
22:13Say one up.
22:39You make me sick.
22:45I'm going to have a party when you pop your clocks.
22:52Rini!
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