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00:01So, what are your plans today?
00:03Go to the office?
00:05I'm semi-retired.
00:10Okay, you've got a birthday coming up,
00:12and I'm trying to do something, so...
00:14Ah, here we go.
00:14I need you to, like, get out of here.
00:16What do I want for my birthday?
00:18Let me think.
00:20I'm gonna teach you the master of all prankery.
00:24There should be chaos.
00:25Ah!
00:28Some hurt feelings.
00:30Good grief!
00:31I didn't know they could strap crap that high.
00:33Give me that.
00:35Down.
00:35Yeah!
00:36Maybe a little head-to-head, winner-take-all competition.
00:39What is happening right here?
00:41Is this, like, a bust?
00:44Come out wherever you are.
00:47I surrender.
00:48It ain't a birthday until someone cries uncle.
00:51Or just cries.
00:52I just wanna go fast.
00:54Life goes by in a flash.
00:56Living free, no looking back.
00:57I just wanna go fast.
00:59Keep growing from the past.
01:01Can't slow me down.
01:03Wanna go fast.
01:04Fall.
01:05Lean back.
01:06Clean right out.
01:08Go fast.
01:09Make the good times last.
01:12Yeah, I just wanna go.
01:27Yeah, I mean, birthdays aren't a big deal to me.
01:29My birthday is a big deal for Corey because she loves planning big parties.
01:34And so we've had some, we've had some epic birthday parties for sure.
01:39Okay, he's got the hangar now.
01:42He fixed the blow, boys.
01:47Think about that.
01:49I'm gonna make you disappear, bro.
01:50Fix your tie.
01:53Dad's birthday.
01:54We gotta come up with something good.
01:56Possibilities are endless.
01:59The man of many interests.
02:00No matter what Willie says, he loves his birthday.
02:04He loves to be celebrated.
02:05He's gonna tell you he doesn't wanna make a big deal about it.
02:08But do not listen to him.
02:11I was kinda thinking of like, I don't know how this would work, but just kind of like a favorite
02:15things party.
02:16Like all the things he loves to where he feels like we know him.
02:20He likes stuff that's more like thoughtful.
02:22He does.
02:23So like if we like really pull it off like to show like we really know him, he will really
02:29like that.
02:29Yeah, I think so too.
02:30The only thing I don't know really is like how the cake would be because is this just gonna be
02:35like a hodgepodge of like everything?
02:37Or do we just pick like one thing for the cake?
02:40Like golf?
02:41Yeah.
02:46Are you a big cake guy?
02:48No, I'm not really a big cake guy.
02:50I don't eat a lot of cake honestly.
02:53No.
02:54Willie loves cake.
02:55He is picky about his cake.
02:57He's particular, but he eats cake all the time.
03:01I'd rather just have meat.
03:03So you can just make me a whole, like a birthday cake made out of meat.
03:07I think he likes like Italian cream.
03:09He likes carrot cake.
03:11What is that butter cake he made that one time?
03:13Oh, he loves brown butter.
03:15He loves brown butter.
03:16He does.
03:17That's true.
03:17We had like different meats as a layer.
03:20So you could layer it with meats.
03:22It would be smoked pork, fried chicken, and then beef tenderloin on top.
03:30And then what would be the icing would be meat juices and marbleized meat fat or gravy.
03:42That would be good.
03:44What do you tell the lady if you call the bakery?
03:47We need a carrot cake with brown butter icing.
03:50Somehow mix some pastry elements into it.
03:53No baker is going to really do that though.
03:55I could make that.
03:58You could make that?
03:59I mean I could make him something he would like.
04:01I think I could make a great cake that he would like too.
04:04Maybe we can all just like each of us do like a different cake.
04:08Because my cake is probably not going to taste good, but it will probably look good.
04:11I think.
04:12We can turn this into a little competition.
04:15A little bake-off.
04:16A little bake-off.
04:17The great birthday bake-off.
04:19The great birthday bake-off.
04:21I love that.
04:22I love that.
04:23The only rule is you have to do all of it yourself.
04:27Other than that, get as creative as you want to be.
04:29I trust two of y'all.
04:31I'm not going to say which two.
04:32You split your finger.
04:34Literally.
04:35I'm not saying which two.
04:37What the heck?
04:38I was like Moses in the middle of the Red Sea just wondering.
04:42Sadie, we're going to prove them wrong.
04:44We are going to prove them wrong.
04:45Let's go, Rebecca.
04:46Yes.
04:47Let's go.
04:48What's up, boss?
04:51What's up, guys?
04:52Are y'all busy?
04:54Cory wanting me out of the house ain't exactly the worst thing.
04:57In fact, I've got some nits that need picking.
05:00Well, what have you got trouble with now?
05:03And I've got just the nitwits to help me pick them.
05:09Why's there got to be trouble?
05:10He don't ever show up unless he's in trouble with something.
05:14No trouble today.
05:15I got two guys that wanted to sign up for Duck Commander, Buck Commander.
05:21Christian Huff and Jacob Mayo.
05:26We've been thinking, mainly since Phil's passing, we want to be Duckman at Buckman.
05:32You know, it's really more what you'll do than what you'll say.
05:35I'll take out the trash, you know?
05:37I'll get you coffee.
05:39That's where it starts.
05:40Duck and Buck Commander are my family's legacy.
05:44From when my father first made a duck call, we've become one of the most premier hunting brands out there.
05:49So, I'm all about hiring family.
05:51I'm just, I'm not handing out jobs like they're Christmas cookies.
05:55Can they grow a beard?
05:56I'm out.
05:57Can they blow a duck call?
05:59Well, I don't know what they can do.
06:01I mean, I wouldn't duck up with Jacob.
06:02The boy could shoot.
06:04What about Christian?
06:05Can Christian shoot?
06:06Did you see the gender reveal?
06:15That was a bad shot.
06:16Well, look, in his defense, he didn't grow up hunting.
06:20Where's the deal?
06:20I'm not just giving them part of anything for marrying into this deal.
06:24So, they gotta earn this deal.
06:26Well, I'm pretty decent at turning boys into men.
06:30Why don't we put them through a series of tests?
06:33Oh, yeah.
06:33Oh, I like that idea.
06:35Tests.
06:35You can run it like basic training.
06:38The first thing you do is shave their heads.
06:40Okay.
06:41Then put a pillowcase over, put them in the back of the pimp truck.
06:43And the next thing you know, ducks are being thrown out in the woods.
06:46Si, I don't even think that's legal.
06:48Yeah, it is, because they did.
06:50Everybody go through the military.
06:51Most of them, a lot of them got lippy.
06:53Well, when they did, they shot them with one of them cow shockers.
06:57Hang on, Si.
06:58Si, these are my son-in-laws.
07:00We're not hitting them with a taser.
07:02Look, if it's good enough for our military men and our veterans,
07:04hell, that's good enough for them too.
07:08He does have a point.
07:09You have to be humiliated at some point.
07:12You've got to be broken, okay?
07:14Yeah.
07:14We'll put together a series of tests and see what they're made of.
07:17And I got just a guy to help me.
07:19I like this idea.
07:21Mm-hmm.
07:21These kids are toast.
07:30All right, guys.
07:32Welcome to the Buck Commander, Duck Commander Boot Camp.
07:36Just remember, whatever happens out here, you ask for this, all right?
07:41I got sunscreen and I got bug spray.
07:45Yeah, I saw that.
07:47I mean, I've thought about it, and a great birthday present for me would be putting my son-in-laws
07:52to the ringer.
07:55But even better would be finding someone meaner to do it for me.
08:00Meet your two instructors.
08:02A man who needs no introductions.
08:04He knows all things duck.
08:06This is my brother, Jace.
08:08This is a man who knows all things buck.
08:12This is my nephew-in-law, Stone.
08:15I don't see any beards.
08:17I hit puberty late.
08:20Sadie doesn't like it when I...
08:21Hey, pipe down, Wern.
08:23If these boys can survive whatever Jace and Jace Stone can put them through, they can survive anything.
08:29Men, there are times in your lives when you come to the precipice.
08:34I think we got it.
08:36This is training.
08:39Oh, that's Cy.
08:41He said he wasn't gonna miss this.
08:42The last thing I want them to learn is how to be lazy like Cy.
08:47Hey, what's up, G.I. Joe?
08:50Well, well, well, boys.
08:52If it ain't twiddle-dumb, then twiddle-dumb too.
08:56Well, first off, take off that orange vest.
08:59And you there, Shirley, take off that jewelry.
09:02This is my wedding ring.
09:03Not the ring, the junk you got around your...
09:06Oh.
09:06...your neck, dummy.
09:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:08Okay, all right.
09:09Get out of here, Weenie.
09:11I'm not the winger.
09:12Hey, get out of here.
09:13Hey, I'm not the one your drill instructions.
09:15Hey, get out of here.
09:17This is Cy's world.
09:18I don't need you right now.
09:18Love you.
09:20See ya, love you, buddy.
09:22So, hey, let me set a little ruse first.
09:25When I address you, it's gonna be maggot, or sleepy, or fluffy.
09:31Getting called a maggot by someone with only three teeth?
09:34Yeah!
09:36Hits different.
09:37So tell me what you know about duck hunting.
09:44That's what I thought.
09:45If you boys, if I took your brains out, mix them up, if it was gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough
09:51to blow your nose.
09:53So I really want to take on a role in the company, any role, you know, honestly.
09:57I'm just, I love this family.
09:58I love to hunt.
09:59But when you're married to such a tight-knit group, sometimes you just feel like an outsider, especially when you
10:04don't have a beard.
10:08Fluffy, how tall are you?
10:106'2", sir.
10:11Good grief!
10:12I didn't know they could stack crap that high.
10:15This will turn into a competition, because we're men.
10:19So the method we will score is by the thumb.
10:24Roman gladiator style.
10:27What's the number one rule of hunting?
10:30Invisible.
10:32No.
10:36No.
10:36Have fun.
10:38No.
10:40You get two thumbs down.
10:42Number one goal?
10:45Survive.
10:46Oh.
10:47You don't want to have on your tombstone, he died in a stupid manner.
10:53It's okay to die out in the woods.
10:55You just don't want to do it embarrassingly.
10:58It's a redneck coat.
11:00So for his birthday, I decided to turn his son-in-laws into useful human beings.
11:07So happy birthday.
11:10Well, y'all got your work cut out for you, boys.
11:12I'm getting sick in my stomach, I'm gonna go throw up.
11:15All right.
11:17He gone!
11:19Well, there she go right there.
11:20When you hit 70 and you're in your prime.
11:24What you just saw.
11:26Borderline miracle.
11:27I want to look like that when I get older.
11:29Exactly.
11:39This way.
11:40Hi.
11:41This for me?
11:43Yes, sir.
11:44We just got these huge boxes for Jeffrey, but I think they're for the museum renovation.
11:49What the heck?
11:50And they say mannequins on them, so I have to open them.
11:55Supposed to be my dad.
11:57Well, it's kind of too skinny.
12:00We've got four mannequins arriving today.
12:02This is gonna be a great photo opportunity for our customers, part of our overall gift shop and museum renovations.
12:10It's gonna look real sharp.
12:12What is this beard?
12:14Gross.
12:15These are a little terrifying.
12:18Size like four feet tall.
12:21What the?
12:22But amazing.
12:27Dad.
12:28Yo.
12:29Come look at this.
12:36What in the world?
12:38I don't know how freaky these are.
12:39What is this?
12:41It's for the museum.
12:45Uh-oh.
12:48I can't believe how accurate it is.
12:50I don't think that looks anything like you.
12:52Yeah.
12:52My mustache isn't that clean.
12:54Jace's hair.
12:56What is Jace's hair?
12:58Jace's having a bad hair day.
12:59This is unbelievable.
13:02I've got major big plans for all four of these and actually for you too.
13:08Promotion.
13:10Oh yeah.
13:11To manager.
13:12To president.
13:13To assistant CEO.
13:14Let's walk before we crawl here.
13:16This is something even bigger.
13:18If you're ever gonna even think about running a place like this, you have to be good at one thing.
13:24The pranks.
13:25Okay, pranks, yeah.
13:26The prank.
13:26This birthday is shaping up way better than I thought.
13:30First, I get to feed my son-in-laws to the wolves.
13:32And now, I get a little gift from Madame Tussaud's clearance bin.
13:37I'm gonna teach you the master of all prankery.
13:41So I'll be prank master.
13:44No, I'm the prank master.
13:45Okay.
13:46You're like the Lord version of that.
13:49Prank apprentice.
13:52You're the prank apprentice.
13:53Okay.
13:54Let's make these things disappear right now.
13:56Let the mannequin shenanigans begin.
14:00All right, careful, careful.
14:02Don't mess up their hair.
14:07All right, we got you a present.
14:10Very seldom do we give presents without you deserving it.
14:13But since we make duck calls, there you go.
14:17You're welcome.
14:19You would think if the father-in-law owns a duck call business,
14:24that his son-in-laws would need to learn how to blow a duck call.
14:29I'm gonna ask you a question.
14:30What is a decoy?
14:33It's imitating a dog?
14:34It's an attractive.
14:36Attractant?
14:39This is love language.
14:41We're trying to move this conversation into the bed ring.
14:44We're trying to convince wild ducks that they can trust us.
14:50And we do that by speaking love.
14:54So we trying to get the ducks in our bedrooms?
14:57Exactly.
14:59And how good you are depends on whether you get to first base
15:04or hit a home run, if you know what I mean.
15:07Would a home run be a duck duck?
15:09How many bases do ducks have?
15:10It doesn't matter.
15:11Because when you're rounding third, you're saying,
15:14Bring it home, baby!
15:17So what's the greatest pickup line you got?
15:20How much does a polar bear weigh?
15:23You tell me.
15:25Enough to break the ice.
15:26Hi, Christian. Nice to meet you.
15:28I would never shake your hand. That's it.
15:32I think I got one.
15:34Are you an astronaut?
15:36No.
15:37Because I see stars in your eyes.
15:43I'm wondering how y'all even got married.
15:46All right, let's do the easy ones now.
15:48Drake call.
15:57All right, look.
15:58Obviously it was not good.
16:00It reminded me of a mallard hen in pain.
16:04Yeah, that was suffering.
16:06I think the wind's messing it up.
16:08No.
16:11My turn?
16:12Yup.
16:19Down.
16:20You got to let that air flow.
16:22Y'all got your lips puckered like a dog passing a peach seed.
16:27Man, we can blow this wood duck call.
16:28No, no, no.
16:29Hey, hey.
16:30Hey.
16:31Give me this.
16:32Take them back.
16:33That was actually pretty good.
16:34Y'all have not heard these calls.
16:37I'm not even sure y'all know what a dog sounds like.
16:44So, guys, are y'all ready for the Great Louisiana Bake Off?
16:54Seriously, the thing that everyone is going to have to ask themselves is what does the essence of Willie mean
16:59to you?
17:00So, my idea for the cake is to do a carrot cake out of my grandma's cookbook.
17:06And then I'm going to add my own spin on it because he also loves my food.
17:10On top, I'm going to attempt to do a shoe pastry in the shape of some ducks.
17:18If the girls try to go too crazy with their cakes, it's just going to look trashy.
17:22So, they'll probably lose.
17:24I'm going for the essence of Willie.
17:26That's what I'm going for.
17:27When I look in the mirror, you know who I see?
17:29Willie without a beard?
17:30Y'all, look, y'all know.
17:32It looks just like me.
17:35Today, you will see this become a cake.
17:37Dad loves these butter pecan nuts.
17:40Every year at Christmas, he makes them.
17:42And so, I'm going to do Willie's nuts.
17:45Yes, he does call them that.
17:47It's the skill that I'm worried about with you.
17:49Bro, I knew something was coming.
17:51I mean, you can't just make a cake on your first try and think it's going to be the winner.
17:55You might can.
17:56We've already messed this recipe up.
17:58Everything's supposed to be room temperature.
18:01I think I'm pretty funny, so I can add that element to my cake.
18:07You're funny, but I don't know if it's always on purpose.
18:11So, y'all are just laughing at me, not laughing with me.
18:15Well, you're not really laughing, too.
18:17A new segment called Counseling Over Cake.
18:19I know, yeah.
18:21So, we're trying to decide what he likes.
18:24And when it comes down to it, he loves the most is himself.
18:31Actually going to be needing five layers.
18:34So, it's going to be very heavy, very realistic.
18:38So, if you're going to use, like, yeast for something.
18:41I'm not into those whole sourdough thing like y'all did.
18:44It's not sourdough.
18:44You don't use yeast for sourdough.
18:46Yeast is the opposite of sourdough.
18:47What is yeast then?
18:49Yeast.
18:49Yeast infection.
18:51Yeast.
18:52Different than a yeast infection.
18:54Different than a yeast infection.
18:55Wait, is yeast infection?
18:56Praise the Lord.
18:57Yeast.
18:58Oh, my gosh.
18:59Rebecca.
18:59We are...
19:00Yeast.
19:02There's north and east.
19:04And then there's yeast.
19:05And then there's yeast.
19:07And then there's yeast for bread.
19:08And the doctor says you have a yeast infection.
19:10It's the same word as yeast infection.
19:12But let's get off yeast infections, please.
19:15For the love of God.
19:16I've got to wrap this thing up.
19:18Woo!
19:19But on that note, may the best baker win.
19:23Ha!
19:23Whoever don't have a yeast problem.
19:25Ha!
19:27This is a time that would be at you.
19:29Yeah.
19:31Crime.
19:33Oh!
19:36Ready?
19:37Yep.
19:37Let's go.
19:38All right.
19:39Hang on.
19:39Hang on.
19:40I can't carry this.
19:41Okay.
19:41Yeah.
19:42Carrying something around the office?
19:43Yeah, that would be suspicious.
19:45Oh, that would be a giveaway.
19:46You're right.
19:46Okay.
19:47Pranking is no laughing matter.
19:48There's a specific methodology to maximum prankosity.
19:56Number one.
19:58Keep it simple.
20:06Number two.
20:07Be stealthy.
20:09Careful.
20:09Careful with this one.
20:10Don't mess the hair up.
20:11Hair, hair, hair.
20:12Hurry, John Luke.
20:13Go as fast again.
20:1430 seconds.
20:1725 seconds, John Luke.
20:18Number three.
20:19Always keep them guessing.
20:34And rule number four.
20:36There are no rules.
20:38Wait.
20:43You guys, that is mean.
20:56Today, we're gonna turn you into men that stare at trees.
21:02Step two of the de-yepification process is to learn how to conceal yourself.
21:08This is the willow.
21:09The easiest brush you can get.
21:11Here you have oak.
21:14More hardy.
21:15Prickly.
21:15Did that one actually kind of prick me a little bit, sir?
21:17At the back, it's prickly.
21:19What's your problem?
21:21Uh, I wouldn't say I'm passionate about tree types.
21:24I understand and I know the difference, but pretty much just cut brush and put it up in
21:28front of the blind.
21:29Now we're getting into the real good stuff.
21:33That's the way I see it.
21:35No, there's way more to it than that.
21:37Now the best brush you can find, Spanish moss.
21:40This is the gold right here.
21:43That's what your beard needs to look like.
21:45If you get your beard to look like this, your wife then has permission to have an affair
21:52with her husband.
21:55That's a thumbs up every day and twice on Sunday.
22:01You got 15 minutes to find these different types of brush.
22:06We're gonna judge to see who did the best job.
22:10Starting now.
22:15Every time I think they're making progress, they open their mouth.
22:19Yeah.
22:20I for sure have the advantage.
22:22Jacob's short and stumpy.
22:25I'm tall and lengthy.
22:27You know, Chris, he's built like an orangutan.
22:31How's that looking, huh?
22:34Oh, you got the gold there.
22:38Nice!
22:38Not bad.
22:39He got quality with that.
22:41Yep.
22:42That was a good one there.
22:43See, he sensed my passion when I started talking about that Spanish moss.
22:47You got 12 more minutes.
22:51Jacob, what are you doing?
22:52Getting moss.
22:56You taking my moss?
22:59Tell you right now, buddy.
23:01You're ahead.
23:03Christian kind of sabotaged my game, so I lost a lot of the crop I got.
23:08Old Jacob, he's always got that look, like he's sleepy.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Yeah, no, it's kind of more like, he just, his eye, he got one eye open.
23:18You know, them people sleep with one eye open.
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:21Look at here.
23:22Here he comes.
23:23He stole all my stuff.
23:25I stole a little bit.
23:26Give me a break.
23:26No, he stole, like, a bush twice the size of that.
23:29Hey.
23:30Here's what it is.
23:30You must protect your brush.
23:32It is what it is.
23:32Well, it's kind of hard when you open a tree.
23:34Well, there are no rules, and you have seven minutes.
23:47Oh, bird.
23:49When the mannequins are this sketchy looking, the pranks are almost too easy.
23:55It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
23:59Oh.
24:02Or put inside a bathroom.
24:07Uh-oh, uh-oh.
24:08Okay.
24:09Shoulder down.
24:09Shoulder down.
24:10Okay, just get it and let's get out of here.
24:12Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it.
24:13Oh, my crap.
24:18Probably should have picked a cake that was a bit easier.
24:22But here we are.
24:24Rebecca is super good at, like, designing stuff.
24:27So I think she'll probably do something that looks really good.
24:31I'm kind of worried that I'm doing too good, that people are gonna request me to make them a cake.
24:37But taste, I have no idea.
24:41Sadie's will likely be burned.
24:44I just made a big mistake.
24:47I did not set my timer.
24:50Okay, we're fine.
24:52Normally, I'm there to help her.
24:54So, I don't know what she's gonna do without me.
24:57Hey, hey.
24:59Hello.
25:00Welcome to the baking station.
25:02Look at you.
25:03I decided to just do a little check-in on all the girls because, I mean, especially Sadie.
25:08There's a history there with her and baking.
25:1122 minutes.
25:13That's how long they cook.
25:15Okay?
25:15Got it.
25:19Fire in the hole here.
25:20Fire in the hole.
25:21Oh, my gosh.
25:23Oh, no.
25:24It stinks so bad.
25:28Uh, yeah, I think them are done.
25:32Okay, so.
25:33Tell me your plan.
25:34It's abstract art.
25:36Willy's nuts in the shape of a beard.
25:40Have you ever made those before?
25:42No, but I'm not worried about that.
25:45I'm going by today.
25:45Dad says they're pretty complicated.
25:47Yes.
25:48Also, I mean, I think deep down they all still want Mama's advice.
25:52So, you've got ducks sitting on grass.
25:55Yeah.
25:55Did you think about maybe they should be on water?
26:03You're right.
26:03I need to get back to work.
26:05If Jacob is doing as good at his training that I'm doing at this, then we're both going
26:13to be the winners of this week.
26:19The thing with Christian is, sometimes he has more muscle than brain.
26:22I don't remember what everything looks like that I'm after, but I remember the willow trees
26:27have this lighter color, more whimsier limb.
26:35No.
26:37Orangutan can't tell the difference between an oak tree and a sweet gum.
26:40Yep.
26:41That's the problem with lower species of animal.
26:45Ow.
26:46That was a thorn.
26:47You're catching back up now.
26:49Dead heat!
26:51Might as well take what there's abundant of.
26:58Oh.
26:58Oh, gosh.
27:00Time!
27:02That's it?
27:03That was the grand finale?
27:09Woo!
27:11Ha!
27:12Ha!
27:13No.
27:14They're never going to be able to impress Chase.
27:16But that's not the reason they're out there.
27:18You got some quality, but you can't brush a duck line with this.
27:22No.
27:23Thumbs down.
27:24We got a long way to go.
27:26Trying to impress Chase is like trying to sweet talk a snapping turtle.
27:29When are we going to actually get to, like, duck hunting?
27:32This is the process.
27:34This is?
27:34You gotta love the process.
27:36But see, this is what people without beards say.
27:41Look, there's a place in our society for smooth-faced people.
27:45The ladies' room.
27:49Write that down.
27:56Right here.
27:56This one.
27:57This chair.
27:58This chair.
27:59The white one.
28:01Yeah, about those budgets.
28:03I really can't think of anything I'd rather be doing on my birthday.
28:08I mean, I'm hanging out with my son, John Liu, giving him some real hands-on training.
28:12Well, I think it's really smart.
28:13Oh, my God.
28:14Oh.
28:16What is that?
28:17Here we go.
28:18You getting a little bit of exercise?
28:21Clear.
28:22Great.
28:24Oh, shit.
28:27I've been scaring the crapper barrel out of my employees.
28:32What?
28:45Oh, look at there.
28:46You got your mannequins back.
28:54We're going off gut and instinct right now.
28:57That does not look like Willie's nuts.
29:01Shoot.
29:02Okay.
29:05Oh, no.
29:10It actually tastes pretty good.
29:12We're still cooking.
29:16It tastes very good.
29:19Hey-o.
29:20What?
29:21What are you doing?
29:22Wait.
29:24What is happening right here?
29:26Is this, like, a bust of Willie?
29:29I mean, at the moment, it doesn't really look like Willie, but I think once you get the beard and
29:34the hair on...
29:35You don't think there's a little, like, the guy you kiss goodnight every night?
29:39No.
29:40Maybe.
29:40You want to give a kiss?
29:41Maybe by the time you're done.
29:45Hey there.
29:46Hey.
29:47We do have golf balls.
29:49I mean, and there are the Willie.
29:50Yeah.
29:50There's Willie with golf balls.
29:52A duck call.
29:52A duck call.
29:53Perfect.
29:54Uh-huh.
29:54Yeah.
29:55We've got some golf tees, and then these are, like, the kids' toys.
29:58Some guns.
29:59You are so creative.
30:00I know you're going to come up with something.
30:02Am I, though?
30:07Well, here's what we're going to do.
30:09The stakes are going up here.
30:10The ultimate competition is fixing to happen.
30:13Step three is you need to experience what it's like to be hunted.
30:19And pain must be involved if you don't conceal yourself.
30:24Because the best blind, when you're hunting ducks by yourself, is no blind.
30:30We're going to give you one hour to conceal yourself on this water's edge, and me and Stone
30:37will try to find you.
30:39Sounds good to me.
30:40Let the best man win.
30:41Growing up game of hiding seat.
30:42Let's go.
30:45Y'all going to need these.
30:47I want to see terror in their eyes, so they can understand what it's like to be a duck,
30:53and then make necessary adjustments to be a great, successful duck hunter.
30:59I would wear that.
31:00Trust me.
31:02One hour!
31:03Wait, what are you making?
31:05I kind of think we should go this way.
31:07Who said we were on a team?
31:09I just don't think you have to feel pain, necessarily.
31:12I mean, at some point we're eating the ducks.
31:16It was bad for them.
31:19I think we'd create a fake blind.
31:21I think we'd create a diversion, for sure.
31:23We need them to think that we're right next to each other.
31:26But little do they know, we aren't here.
31:30When people give you face masks, destruction's on the way.
31:37Ooh, in here might be good.
31:39There are snakes all over in here, dude.
31:41What?
31:42Sometimes you just gotta suck it.
31:44Huh?
31:50I'm just gonna hope that no one comes this far.
31:52I'm about to get in here like a little ghillie knoll.
31:56Oh, gosh.
31:58I'm prepared to die.
32:00Do I approve of this method of instruction?
32:03No.
32:04But then again, I want them to mold me into the perfect little duck boy.
32:09For a duck man.
32:15That mean they're coming?
32:17All right.
32:19Let's go see if we can find us some young punks.
32:28Well, I'm in here.
32:30I'm as hit as best I can.
32:32Whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen.
32:34We're hunting the most dangerous game known to man.
32:38Human.
32:39This has got to be hazing.
32:42Am I sidject?
32:43Hazing is illegal.
32:45I mean, look.
32:46The best brush known to man and they're leaving the trail.
32:50Spanish Mall.
32:51It's like they want us to find them.
32:54I was in a fraternity in college.
32:56You are not allowed to haze.
32:57Look.
32:58I see some discoloration there.
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:01I see it.
33:01They're sticking out like a tire in the punch bowl.
33:04I think the target has been identified.
33:07Come out.
33:08Come out wherever you are.
33:10Let's go on three.
33:13One.
33:14Two.
33:16Three.
33:19Oh.
33:20The crap is out.
33:22Whatever.
33:22Well, well, well.
33:23They smarter than what we thought they were.
33:25They set up a diversion.
33:27Yeah.
33:27I hate to say it, but I'm impressed.
33:29Well, the problem is we're getting to the end of this canal
33:32and there ain't too many bulges left.
33:35They're getting dangerously close.
33:38This ought to be really, really steep.
33:41Hey.
33:43Look at all these broken walls right in the middle of the road.
33:46Yep.
33:47I think we ought to test fire this one.
33:49I ain't ready.
33:53Ah!
33:55Ah!
33:56Ah!
33:58Ah!
33:58Ah!
33:58Ah!
33:58Ah!
33:59Where'd you shot?
34:01Well, I ain't had that much fun with my clothes on in a long time.
34:06Oh, man.
34:07Well, no.
34:08One day I wanted to go.
34:09You see where the tree's falling down?
34:11Oh, I see it.
34:11I say we get 10 foot closer and we just lay down a blanket fire.
34:16Come on.
34:23Come on.
34:24Ah!
34:26Oh.
34:28Oh.
34:29I surrender.
34:30Right in there, kisser.
34:32Pretty good shot.
34:33Christian?
34:34Yeah?
34:35Well done.
34:36Yep.
34:37Pretty good shooting, Josie.
34:39So, what's the verdict?
34:41The damage was so great, this is gonna take a while.
34:44There are signs of hope.
34:46Well, that's positive.
34:47I mean, I would say it's more hopeful.
34:51We made progress.
34:53Yeah, these boys have definitely gotten better.
34:55I gotta admit, you get a...
34:58Thumbs up.
34:59We can dream again.
35:07Moment of truth.
35:08Moment of truth.
35:09Oh, my gosh.
35:12Oh!
35:14Under pressure, baby.
35:15When it counts.
35:17There's probably a chance someone's cake is looking better than mine right now.
35:20But I don't think there's any chance that someone's cake is tasting better than mine.
35:25All right.
35:26Last piece is going on.
35:29Okay.
35:30It's certainly a lot quieter than Willie.
35:35I need to put eyeballs on him.
35:38Excuse me?
35:39Were you licking the icing?
35:41Yeah.
35:42Are you kidding?
35:43Dude!
35:45Was it yummy?
35:46Yeah.
35:46At least?
35:47It was.
35:48Oh, my gosh.
35:55That's looking gorgeous.
35:57Okay.
35:58I think it's done.
35:59It's done!
36:01Can I eat it?
36:02We had to wait for the party.
36:09So, we are so thankful that you're all here.
36:11The very first episode of Duck Dynasty, y'all all know what happened to this loading dock, right?
36:16We have been at this warehouse since 2009, and it's been through a lot.
36:20There's not a duck within 30 miles of this building.
36:24Yep.
36:25What we need to do is go to the loading dock, plug the hole, just add water, add ducks, and
36:31we got it.
36:32We got a bunch of happy ducks in this little old pond.
36:35I mean, doesn't it do your heart good to bring this much joy and happiness to some pet store ducks?
36:40So, we're excited to just give it an upgrade and create a display for a new photo opportunity for the
36:46fans.
36:47Yeah, I asked for a new putter for my birthday, but I guess a new loading dock is kind of
36:51close-ish, maybe.
36:54All right, you guys ready for unveiling number one?
36:56Yeah!
36:57Three, two, one!
37:05That boy's been whooped with an ugly stick a lot.
37:08One more countdown.
37:10Three, two, one!
37:12Three, two, one!
37:13Three, two, one!
37:22Hey, throw the fat one away and keep the skinny one.
37:26Thank you guys for coming.
37:28This looks a lot better and smells a lot better, I can tell you that for sure.
37:32It would look even better if you'd take yours out of there.
37:35Hey, your mannequin smells better than you.
37:38Look, don't give up your day job.
37:39You'll never make it as a stand-
37:40You'll never make it as a stand-up comic!
37:43When did this turn into a rose?
37:46What is it?
37:47Hey, if I was Cory, I'd try to take the mannequin off.
37:51And leave Willie in the blank.
37:52Thank you for coming.
37:54This is a big day, and yes, I was behind a little of the shenanigans with the mannequins.
38:00And John Luke as well.
38:02So, John Luke, he is being trained well.
38:06So, thank you guys so much.
38:15Don't you just want to, like, punch it?
38:17It's gorgeous.
38:18Did you do brown butter cream cheese icing?
38:19No.
38:20Oh, I did, and belly did too.
38:21No, Rebecca, you balled that.
38:23You didn't do that.
38:24Willie is turning 53.
38:27I mean, I know that's not, like, a big birthday, but we always love to celebrate,
38:30and everyone's coming together, including Rowdy from college and Will and Abby from Texas.
38:37Happy birthday!
38:38Happy birthday!
38:39Wow!
38:42Okay, okay.
38:43We have a little presentation.
38:45Wow.
38:45All the girls in the family have been working really hard on cakes for you.
38:49Obviously.
38:50And it is a competition, because you know we like competition, so you will be the judge.
38:55This is crazy.
38:58Judging a bake-off between your kids is a delicate art.
39:01I think on the presentation, I like, like, instead of saying, why would you put a bullet on your cake?
39:08You say,
39:09This one has a few of my favorite things.
39:13Instead of, this looks like it was made by a patriotic squirrel.
39:18This one's creative with the bandana.
39:21And instead of, are those ducks or nuclear fallout, say?
39:27Very creative with the tinted coconut.
39:31The leader in presentation is obviously the Willie Totem.
39:36Just on presentation alone.
39:38That took a long time.
39:38Essence of Willie.
39:40Okay, so let the tasting begin.
39:43Let the tasting begin.
39:47Carrot keg with the coconut icing.
39:49And the good part is, I get to eat as much as I want before anyone else.
39:54Wow.
39:56That was a big bite.
39:58Mmm.
39:59The beard.
40:00Wait, there's a hair in it.
40:02Uh-oh.
40:02No.
40:04That's not.
40:11Ooh.
40:11Ooh.
40:12Need some water?
40:13The icing is a little, um...
40:15Chewy?
40:16Thick.
40:16It's like the texture of toothpaste.
40:19And the bandana.
40:22Mmm.
40:23Those nuts are good.
40:24Oh, yeah.
40:25It's a good combination.
40:27Well, I didn't get enough nut-age.
40:29Nut-age?
40:31Nut-age?
40:33What is this delectable-looking thing?
40:37Mmm.
40:39Icing's good.
40:42The two tastiest ones are between these two.
40:46Oh.
40:47Nice.
40:48Nice.
40:48Oh.
40:51Someone knows my love of the carrot cake.
40:56However, we got these nuts.
40:59You can't get off the nuts.
41:02See?
41:03Okay, do you see how into cake he is?
41:05For someone who did not want a big deal out of his birthday, wanted a meat cake.
41:11These cakes are tasty.
41:13Between these two cakes right here, this is epic.
41:19This is the one that you'll put on the shelf.
41:23This is the one I made.
41:25That cake right there is the winner.
41:28Oh!
41:29We won!
41:30We won!
41:31We won!
41:33We won!
41:33We won!
41:34This is reality!
41:36In a million years.
41:37This is reality!
41:38Am I getting punked?
41:40We're these nuts!
41:41We're these nuts!
41:43We're these nuts!
41:43We're these nuts!
41:44She doesn't even bake.
41:46And it's ugly.
41:48All right, let's say a prayer and have a meal.
41:51Father, we're so thankful for the gifts of family.
41:53We're thankful for Willie for his birthday.
41:56We're thankful for all that he means to all of us.
41:58And thank you for all the cakes.
42:00The girls worked so hard to show their love for Willie tonight.
42:03In Jesus' name we pray.
42:04Amen.
42:04Amen!
42:05Let's eat!
42:06Let's eat!
42:07Let's eat!
42:09New chapters in life come in all shapes and sizes,
42:12whether it's getting older or taking on more responsibilities.
42:15John Luke, as a prank apprentice, you just went to level two.
42:20Level two apprentice pranks.
42:22There's still more I have to teach you.
42:24Or even learning to accept defeat.
42:26Bella has to taste it to believe it.
42:28Come on!
42:29That's good!
42:30That looks like mine!
42:31The impossible all seems possible with a loving family
42:35and a handsome doppelganger by your side.
42:38That's a good-looking mannequin, I will have to say.
42:40This beard game is on point.
42:42And maybe next year, I'll get that meat cake.
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