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Mama June From Not to Hot (2017) Season 7 Episode 7
Mama June From Not to Hot
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00:00Previously on Mama June Family Crisis.
00:03Where the hell is Josh at?
00:04We're getting a divorce.
00:05Whoa!
00:05I don't love him enough to be with him.
00:07My marriage to Josh may be ending,
00:10but we're still a family when it comes to the kids.
00:13Have the best day ever.
00:14Bye, Ella.
00:16Love ya.
00:16But I do worry that our togetherness
00:19is giving Josh the wrong idea.
00:21You want to come inside and see the kids?
00:23Well, the kids aren't here right now.
00:24I get it.
00:25Josh still has feelings for me,
00:26but I've been watching our marriage crumble for years.
00:29And I don't want to give him any idea
00:31that there may still be something between us.
00:33I'm not ready to tell my family who I'm dating yet,
00:36especially Josh.
00:37What's his name?
00:38His name is Darren.
00:40Darren and Josh, they're cousins.
00:43Oh my God.
00:46Unfortunately, Jessica's been nosing around.
00:48Where are you going?
00:49Quit asking me so many questions.
00:50I'll be back.
00:51I mean, do you know something?
00:52I don't know that she's dating now.
00:54Meanwhile, I moved into a better warehouse with cheaper rent.
00:58Hello.
00:58It's all together in here.
01:01But Jessica was MIA.
01:03Popping questions we never saw coming.
01:05Juma, you about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
01:09Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
01:11I definitely think Jessica can do better than Cheyenne.
01:13I don't really know that I really like Cheyenne.
01:16I don't know really any of us like her.
01:18While one marriage may be starting,
01:20mine and Josh's officially came to an end.
01:23Lauren, do you want your maiden name back?
01:25I mean, I didn't really think that I'd have to answer these type of questions in front of Josh.
01:29You know, I really don't think I have anything else to talk about today, Miss Shannon.
01:57Like, honestly, I just want to soak in the moment right now.
02:00The kids are asleep, I'm finally divorced, I finally feel free.
02:04So why not pop me a bottle of champagne and celebrate?
02:09Pumpkin!
02:10It is party time!
02:12Where are the kids at?
02:14What?
02:16You are divorced, bitch!
02:18Just put them to bed and it's quiet in here.
02:19You want some bottles?
02:21Yeah, you gotta pop that bottle right there.
02:23Let's see if you can do it.
02:24But this is a celebration right here, Pumpkin.
02:26I invited Jessica to come over, but who even knows if she's back from her engagement cruise.
02:32But y'all already know, Mama's not going to miss a chance to celebrate my failed marriage.
02:38I don't understand it, but anyway, see, look, it's all like, let's go!
02:42You messed it up your mug, but yeah, it was supposed to spray out.
02:46Why are you flinching?
02:47It's a party, Pumpkin!
02:48Get your divorce, that piece of .
02:50Oh my God, don't say that.
02:53It's no secret that I've never liked Josh.
02:56He always made it known from the beginning that he couldn't stand me.
02:59I was the root of all of his problems.
03:02Mama's home!
03:04Every time June shows up, she ruins everybody's lives with the chaos that she brings with her.
03:10He was always judging me for, like, my wrongs that I was making.
03:13Look, now you're pissed off.
03:15Honesty, bro, that's all they want out of their mama is honesty, Justin,
03:18and she hasn't been honest over the last 10 years, dude.
03:20Before Josh and Pumpkin got together, me and Pumpkin was always thick as sea.
03:24Yeah, I'll do a belly flop right now.
03:26I know you will.
03:27Can't you?
03:30But he came in and changed that.
03:32There's no room for your mama in my life anymore.
03:36They're very angry, and your mama is the reason.
03:38I knew from day one that he was not right for her.
03:41And look at me now.
03:42I'm right.
03:43I think he is.
03:45No, he's not.
03:47He's an okay person.
03:49Whatever you say, Pumpkin.
03:51Even though we're not together anymore,
03:53I'll always have respect for Josh because he is the father of my kids.
03:58I'll never be like mama in that way.
04:00What'd you bring me?
04:02So I brought you these little cupcakes, but you got to read what they say.
04:06Okay.
04:06Oh, well, now you putting things on it or had somebody else do it.
04:10Had somebody else do her dirty work.
04:11Yeah.
04:13Well, I mean, read them all.
04:14Single.
04:15I mean, you're single, ready to mingle, and you're a milk now.
04:19Bitch, I've been a milk.
04:20Let me try one of the chocolate ones.
04:22I ain't had no damn sweet in nine months.
04:23I'm really going to break my damn diet.
04:24This is a special occasion.
04:26I love this special occasion.
04:28Which one you, uh-oh.
04:29The chocolate.
04:30You got the divorcedest .
04:31Well, I guess I'm divorced as .
04:36I'm actually on my weight loss journey, lifestyle change,
04:39but I would eat a whole sheet cake just to celebrate Pumpkin and Josh's divorce.
04:43Hallelujah.
04:46I'll say this, and I've been saying this for, like, the past, like, year.
04:50Life is so short.
04:51Yeah.
04:52And not to settle and not be unhappy and do what you want to do and enjoy life.
04:58Like, be around the people that actually care.
05:00Like, you know what I'm saying?
05:01Yeah.
05:02I've learned that in the past year.
05:05Who's that texting you over there?
05:07Jessie talking about, sorry, I'm just getting back into town.
05:10I don't think I'm going to make it.
05:11Hmm.
05:11Surprise, surprise.
05:13You go on a cruise.
05:14You don't say nothing to anybody.
05:16Then, like, the week I obviously need you to move the warehouse.
05:19To work as an employee.
05:20To do all the things.
05:21Like, you're not around, so.
05:24I didn't even want to take her back.
05:25it.
05:26What bothers me is, like, they never come around.
05:28Mm-mm.
05:29Cheyenne may have something that she doesn't want to be around us for.
05:33I don't know.
05:34We know you don't like her.
05:35I definitely don't.
05:37She's very controlling, too.
05:38And I do think that, like, Jessie is more of a pushover.
05:42Jessie's what you'd call a yes man.
05:44Yes, absolutely.
05:47I mean, Jessica's, like, a yeah woman.
05:50Jessica just doesn't like conflict.
05:51So whatever somebody's telling her to do, she's going to do.
05:54That is exactly what she does with Cheyenne.
05:56Controlling every single move that Jessica does.
06:00I don't know.
06:01Maybe we need to talk to her bitch ass.
06:04And be like, hey, what's the deal?
06:06Why don't you ever come around?
06:07Like, what's going on?
06:08Like, call her up, bitch.
06:09We might go to lunch tomorrow, because your bitch ass
06:11don't want to come here, but we're going to tell her that we're going for a celebration thing.
06:16So you're going to set her up?
06:19Yeah, that's going to go over well.
06:27Hello.
06:28Hey, what are you doing?
06:29Jessica, you're missing the party.
06:30The cupcakes and the champagne.
06:32We want to do an engagement luncheon.
06:34My mom wants to take you to lunch for your engagement to say congrats.
06:37Oh, my Jesus.
06:39What you doing tomorrow?
06:40Uh, nothing.
06:43I'll take you to what time and what place.
06:46All righty.
06:47Well, just let me know.
06:47Okay.
06:48Bye.
06:49Congratulations.
06:51Not really.
06:52June, I wasn't hung up yet.
06:54Like, for real.
06:56Jessica getting engaged to Cheyenne is a show.
06:59I haven't commented on her social medias.
07:02No phone calls, no texts, no nothing.
07:04What I need to say to Jessica, I need to say face to face.
07:07What I think you should do is you and Jessica could talk about this on your way home so I
07:10can
07:11enjoy my peace and cry, because you're starting to ruin it.
07:13Oh, wow.
07:14See, June, you're getting everybody kicked out because of your loud mouth.
07:17Okay.
07:18She left a mess.
07:19No, it's fine.
07:20I'm used to it.
07:21It's like, congratulations.
07:22She didn't even try to clean up.
07:24Yeah.
07:24See you tomorrow at your favorite lunch with your favorite daughter.
07:27No, you're going to be there, too.
07:29Wow.
07:29Bye.
07:29Bye, y'all.
07:30Yep, I'll see y'all tomorrow.
07:31See you tomorrow.
07:33Oh, God.
07:43Do you want your toy?
07:44Me, me, me.
07:45Oh, goodness.
07:47It's my last day with the kids, and I'm just trying to enjoy my time with them before I
07:51don't get to see them for a week.
07:59I'm going to drop them off with Josh's mom on the way to lunch with Junebug, Justin, and Jesse.
08:05Close.
08:06It's just the last enjoyable moments for whatever craziness that might break out at this lunch.
08:12Oh, gosh.
08:13Oh, gosh.
08:14Oh, gosh.
08:16Ready?
08:17Ready.
08:30So what you going to say to Jesse?
08:34I don't really know yet.
08:35Hello, Lord.
08:36How are you all?
08:37Hey, Harry.
08:38How are you?
08:38My name's Tina.
08:39I'll be your server today.
08:41Hello.
08:42Y'all ready to order?
08:43Yes, ma'am.
08:44I want some fried cauliflower with a side of, like, uh, mild sauce and barbecue sauce.
08:49Grilled chicken with a side of Alfredo sauce.
08:52That is not healthy, not that sauce.
08:55Uh, Alfredo's is cheese, so that is protein. It's about three or four grams only.
08:59Mm-hmm.
09:00And then can I do the extra Alfredo sauce?
09:03Wow.
09:04I'll be right out with your order as soon as it's written.
09:08Finally, Jessica, she finally shows up.
09:12The cat drove her in.
09:14What was she out there doing, wedding planning?
09:16No, traffic's bad.
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:19Mm-hmm.
09:20She enjoyed that cruise?
09:21Yeah.
09:22I bet you did.
09:24Is there a little something you forgot to say before you went on that cruise?
09:29And y'all know.
09:30That's why y'all are asking these questions.
09:32Yeah, we know, because Katie P finds it on social media.
09:35The fact that you didn't answer my phone call two days ago,
09:38I could have used your help at the warehouse, so you ran off on a cruise.
09:41I was going to tell y'all, but, you know, it was a big surprise.
09:44I know the family's upset about me not telling them about it first,
09:47but I wanted this to be about me and Cheyenne only.
09:50I mean, can we have that one moment?
09:52And mama has a mouth bigger than the state of Georgia,
09:55so, I mean, I wasn't going to risk it.
09:58So how long you been planning this?
09:59It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.
10:01That's why nobody knew.
10:03I don't know.
10:03I mean, are you sure that's really what you want to do?
10:07Is it going to be who you want to spend the rest of your life with?
10:09Yeah.
10:12Is she pregnant?
10:13Boom!
10:14You went, you slid right on in a damn home plate.
10:16Oh, no, no, no, no.
10:17I mean, y'all were playing that too, y'all.
10:19I want to talk to Plumpkin about me and Cheyenne possibly having a baby
10:23and using Josh's go-go juice.
10:25How did she get pregnant though?
10:26They're gay.
10:27I'm not understanding.
10:30I mean, you can turkey base.
10:33So that thing up in there like,
10:35it is up in there and hope it, hope this swim up the sea.
10:39And this is not how I was planning on it going.
10:42Well, I mean, it's real tall.
10:44Look, I'm almost 30 years old.
10:45Time to settle down.
10:47Well, Cheyenne just seems young, Jessie.
10:49She actually is a little young.
10:51This is exactly why I didn't tell them about proposing.
10:54They always have to find the negative in everything.
10:56Is it too much to ask for my family just to say,
10:59we're happy for you?
11:01You're hunking.
11:03Who the are you texting?
11:04You've been texting somebody the whole time we've been here.
11:06Put the damn phone down.
11:09I've been smiling.
11:10What's up with that?
11:12So I've been, like, trying to see him.
11:16This dude, what?
11:18Oh, wow.
11:18I wasn't expecting that.
11:24Feel it, baby.
11:27It looks like I'm not the only one at this table keeping secrets.
11:31I've known him for a little while.
11:33Do we know him?
11:35Maybe.
11:36Speak now.
11:37He's kind of been in Josh's family for a long time.
11:41Wow.
11:42Wow.
11:43It's his cousin.
11:45What?
11:51Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
11:54Why do y'all have flowers?
11:55They're for mama.
11:57What is the intention of the flowers?
11:59I don't want to move on.
12:01This is my family.
12:02This is my home.
12:04I think there's a lot of love between me and Pumpkin.
12:06To me, divorce is just a piece of paper.
12:09This already sounds like a setup.
12:11The only reason that I'm really, honestly,
12:13trying to talk Jessica out of marrying Cheyenne
12:15is I don't honestly think that she's a person for her.
12:18Listen, I'm on the way to the hospital.
12:20Damn, the kids weren't with her, was they?
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22I'm gonna go there now.
12:32Pumpkin.
12:33I'm there smiling.
12:34What's up with that?
12:36So I've been, like, trying to see him.
12:41This dude, do we know him?
12:44Been in Josh's family for a long time.
12:48Wow.
12:49Wow.
12:50It's his cousin, but it's, like, they're not blood cousins.
12:54Do you get what I'm saying?
12:55Like, which cousin is it?
12:57Darren.
13:03The cousin.
13:04The divorce ain't even dried on the ink yet.
13:08me.
13:09Oh, so that day I watched the kids?
13:10That was a date.
13:12Hmm.
13:13I'm going to a business dinner.
13:16So you're going with Paisley?
13:18No, quit asking me so many questions.
13:19I'll be back.
13:20I'll be back.
13:22Why in the world?
13:24I mean, technically, they're not even related.
13:26Like, it's his.
13:27No.
13:28Yeah, it's true.
13:29It is not.
13:30Not by blood.
13:30Bubba is not his daddy.
13:32Junebug said you know so much.
13:33Bubba has raised Josh, so.
13:35Yeah, it still doesn't matter.
13:36Ain't no blood, baby girls.
13:39We're going to do a family tree.
13:40You got Josh's mom.
13:42Josh does know his real dad, but like,
13:44doesn't have a relationship with him.
13:46So then she got into another relationship.
13:50Come over here.
13:51You got Darren.
13:53Okay.
13:55Is kin to Josh's stepdad.
14:01That is his uncle.
14:05No blood.
14:07No nothing.
14:08And then here's little old me.
14:14Way down here.
14:15Is she toast me?
14:17No.
14:19But I want to be the one to tell Josh.
14:23You just told mouth in the mouth.
14:24You just told the wrong person.
14:25I mean, we live in a small town, Pumpkin.
14:29That's why we don't go out and about.
14:31I'm going to process this for a little while.
14:32I'll have to give you a call later when we're
14:34up to talk about this, because I need to figure this out.
14:36This isn't even about me.
14:37So process all you want.
14:38Get back on Jessie.
14:39The one who didn't tell us that she was getting engaged.
14:43I thought this was going to be like a nice little.
14:45Oh, congratulations.
14:47Thank you for joining.
14:48You know, happy.
14:50Thank you for joining what?
14:50We weren't involved.
14:51Oh my gosh.
14:53We was involved.
14:54We weren't involved.
14:54We had to find out through KDP on my phone.
14:55I mean, on KDP and all people.
14:57We all have a safe drive home.
15:03I really don't know what the hell to think.
15:06I mean, I'm not done with your ass either.
15:07Oh my gosh.
15:08When are you going to tell Josh?
15:09I don't know.
15:10But I tell you what I do now, I've got plans, Jimbo.
15:13So I'm not talking about it right now.
15:15What you going to do?
15:16Go hang out with Josh's cousin?
15:19Hey, he gets off it in 30 minutes, so probably.
15:24How would you just feel like if one of your sisters
15:26hood up with somebody in our family?
15:27Who cares?
15:31I'm not going to believe this.
15:32Jessica's getting married, pulling
15:33and got her new little blue thing.
15:35We're in the family.
15:36That's the thing.
15:37Like, you should just be happy for her though.
15:40I mean, if she's happy, I mean, you know,
15:42sometimes y'all let people make their own mistakes.
15:50Chase, they look good.
15:53Oh.
15:58Chase, this is going to be a lot of short cuts,
16:03but you're not going to tell them, are you?
16:08We're going to just tell her what she wants to hear.
16:11Deal.
16:13Look, we'll get your mommy.
16:15Hey there, fiance.
16:16Hey, bookie bean.
16:18What'd you do to Chase?
16:19How was work?
16:20It was good.
16:21How was your brunch or lunch?
16:24It was good.
16:25It actually went really well.
16:26They're happy that we're engaged?
16:28Yes.
16:31I think that's a lie.
16:32Why do you think it's got to be so negative?
16:34Because it's your family.
16:35If it ain't about them, then they get mad,
16:37and they make it about them.
16:39So what else was said today?
16:40Do you think if it was a horrible time,
16:42I would come home and make you cupcakes?
16:44You would do that because you're hiding something.
16:48Lesson number one, get better at hiding my family drama
16:52from my fiance.
16:54I should have made chicken tenders.
16:56They were all asking questions because, you know, they didn't find out from us telling them.
17:01They found out through social media.
17:04Guess what I also found out?
17:06I found out some good gossip.
17:07What is it?
17:09You know Punk is talking to somebody else?
17:12Who?
17:13Josh's cousin.
17:14No.
17:15Swear to God.
17:17Like, how do you go to family functions saying, oh, well, Josh, I'm here with your cousin.
17:23Imagine what Josh is going to think when he figures this out.
17:26Oh, he doesn't know yet.
17:27No.
17:28Oh.
17:28I don't like to know these things because I know when Josh is going to flip when he finds out.
17:33I would suggest staying out of it, but that took me.
17:36Are you going to leave me for her cousin?
17:38That wasn't even funny.
17:49Hey.
17:50Hey.
17:51What are you doing?
17:52Pressing T's.
17:53You heard from Jessie?
17:55No.
17:56Why?
17:57Jessie, she done went on a cruise with Cheyenne and done proposed and didn't tell anybody.
18:01Uh-uh.
18:02Mm-hmm.
18:03I hope that Cheyenne's the breadwinner of Jessie and them's family because I'm going to tell you right now,
18:07Jessie is not a good employee.
18:09And if she wasn't my sister, she would have already been fired.
18:13You are going to need some more t-shirts.
18:15I need to order some more of those.
18:17I do think that I'll probably order some darker colors.
18:20I feel like it makes you look slimmer.
18:21Sure, that's why my favorite color is black.
18:27This one.
18:29Oh, my gosh.
18:30I was about to mess up.
18:35Hello.
18:37What?
18:38What do you mean?
18:39Where are the kids?
18:42Okay, all right.
18:44Oh, my freaking gosh.
18:46All right, bye.
18:49Duncan, where are you going?
18:50I'm going to go.
18:51Josh just wrecked his truck.
18:52He's at the hospital.
18:53I'm going to go there now.
18:55Okay, we'll meet you there.
19:11Okay, we'll meet you there.
19:25Oh, my God.
19:26Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:26Hello.
19:27What are you doing?
19:28I'm on the way to the hospital because Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:32Oh, my God.
19:35I mean, damn, the kids weren't where there was, eh?
19:37No, thank God.
19:38So, I'm going to have to call you back.
19:39What was he doing?
19:40Like, feeding?
19:42Well, I'm glad you didn't have the damn kids with him.
19:44I'm going to have to call you back.
19:46All right, I guess it's calm whenever you get down in the situation.
19:58We're at the hospital.
20:00The other person was going very fast when they did hit him, and they did overturn the vehicle.
20:05The doctors have ran, like, an MRI, and they've done blood work, and they've done, like, CT scans
20:10and all that stuff, and they didn't find anything.
20:12I mean, thank God, they are going to give him some medicine for the swelling and for the soreness.
20:18And then they did say that he'll have to, you know, take it easy for the next week or two
20:22until he does, like, recover.
20:48Everything check out at the hospital or what?
20:50I have swelling around my spine, and I still can hardly move my left leg.
20:55Why?
20:57I guess I got caught up under the steering wheel.
20:59Like, when they first put me on the stretcher, I couldn't feel my leg.
21:01I couldn't move my toes.
21:03Where are you going?
21:03I kept having to lay back on the ground.
21:05Didn't know I was bleeding.
21:07Some guy, one of the paramedics, he's like, yo, you're bleeding pretty good.
21:12Blood all over my hand.
21:14That's crazy.
21:15That could have been way worse, you know?
21:18We're still going to be a family, you know?
21:20And that's why I come and picked you up.
21:23I could have lost you, and that would have been sad.
21:25For real.
21:27You know?
21:33I do appreciate you being there for me.
21:36You're welcome.
21:38I know if I called you, you'd come too.
21:42It's crazy how close I come to losing my life.
21:45I really just wanted to see the kids and Pumpkin again, and I'm really glad she was there for me.
21:51Maybe this could be a turning point for us.
21:54Are the kids still with Jessica?
21:56Yeah, she was watching them for me when I took Ella to school.
22:00What's crazy to me is Jessica, you can't even come to work, but she can go to a cruise and
22:05propose to Cheyenne.
22:06She told me she was going to propose to Cheyenne.
22:08She told you?
22:09Yeah.
22:11What the
22:11she didn't tell you?
22:13She didn't tell none of us.
22:15Maybe she wanted to keep it to herself.
22:17Wait a second.
22:18Jessie doesn't tell me about the engagement, but she tells Josh?
22:22I'm telling you right now, Jessie had already said she hasn't told anybody about the engagement.
22:26It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.
22:29That's why nobody knew.
22:30But that's a lie.
22:31What else is Jessica keeping from us?
22:34All y'all are dysfunctional.
22:37So are you.
22:38Yeah, well, yeah, I'm not a saint.
22:47You ready?
22:58Need me to pick you up, touch you inside?
23:02Yes, spare me.
23:03Huh?
23:04Spare me.
23:06Damn, dude.
23:13Come on, Grandpa.
23:20One baby.
23:22Bubba boy.
23:23Two babies.
23:24Look who it is.
23:25Your mommy and your daddy.
23:28You don't want to go in there?
23:29It's nice to see you here, Jessie.
23:33Hey.
23:34Hey, hey, Bubby's inside.
23:36Hey, mommy's talking to me.
23:38Boys.
23:38Hey, mommy.
23:40You have to be careful with daddy, okay?
23:42Daddy wreck him truck.
23:47I hurt my daddy.
23:48Oh, my goodness.
23:50I hurt my head.
23:55You hurt my head?
23:56I hurt my head.
23:57Oh.
23:58I wrecked my truck.
23:59You wrecked my truck?
24:01What is that?
24:02You got to be careful, Al.
24:04It's a little tender.
24:06Jim's been hurting.
24:07It's okay.
24:09Daddy, it's fine.
24:11I know.
24:11Daddy going to let you go upstairs.
24:13Go upstairs, Bubba.
24:14Him and Jessie, I'm sure, have a lot to catch up on.
24:17A lot of secrets to keep.
24:23Do you know what Pumpkin's talking about?
24:25The proposal.
24:27I might have mentioned that you told me before you told her.
24:33It's a whoopsie on my end, for sure.
24:36Jesus.
24:37Well, now I'm going to have to find a way to dig myself out of this one.
24:39Thanks.
24:40Do you want me to help you?
24:41No.
24:42I can bring the shovel.
24:45Oh, wow.
24:49Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
24:52She don't listen to none of us, so maybe she'll listen to Psyche,
24:54because Psyche can see our past, present, and future.
24:57If Psyche tells Jessica that Cheyenne is not the one for her,
25:00then she is the real deal in my book.
25:02Why do y'all have flowers?
25:04Or your sister.
25:05She might be talking to somebody else.
25:07You know something I don't?
25:08Who is it?
25:10it all, you know?
25:27I had to come down to the impound lot and fill out some paperwork,
25:30because now my car is totaled.
25:33Oh, oh.
25:35I got into a major accident.
25:37I got some damage to my forehead, and I got a few
25:43cuts and bruises, and a big bruise coming up right here, and my back hurts.
25:50My leg hurts.
25:51Oh.
25:52You know, seeing my truck totaled, it gives you a perspective on how quick life can be there,
25:57and then be taken away from you, just within seconds.
26:02Just coming back from taking Ella to school, I crossed the main highway,
26:05was trying to rush back to get to my kids.
26:08So needless to say, I was going to cross the highway, and the sun was in my window.
26:14I double checked both ways twice, and by the time I looked right, a lady in a silver F-150
26:19was
26:22coming down the highway, and I never seen her due to the sun in my passenger window.
26:26But she hit me so hard that I spun around once, flipped once.
26:32I'm not sure if I flipped twice or not, because I was awake during the whole thing, but
26:39I was too busy being bounced around the cab of the truck to exactly know what was going on,
26:43and at that point, the airbags had deployed, so I couldn't see out of none of my windows.
26:48It was probably the nicest vehicle I've ever owned, so it hurts my soul that I finally had something nice
26:53in life,
26:53and then it was just taken from me by a simple misjudgment of light and an accident, you know?
27:01The biggest thing I thank God for is that my kids weren't with me, because that was my initial plan,
27:07was to load everybody up and take everybody with me to take Ella to school.
27:11I'm very fortunate to be alive and out of this particular accident in one piece.
27:21You know, going through the divorce and then going through the wreck, it was just like,
27:24I mean, what else is going to be taken from me, you know?
27:30Things happen we can't control. I'm just glad to be alive. Glad to still be here for my kids and
27:37still looking at just the damage done. It's like, I don't even know how I'm here, dude. I don't.
27:59Paisley!
28:00Paisley! What?
28:01I'm looking for a gumball machine. I think it'd be pretty cool to have.
28:04I know it's not gun, but they could go inside of a gumball machine.
28:07So how's Josh doing?
28:10He's doing okay. He's just, like, really beat up. I mean, thankfully, he had just dropped Ella off,
28:15you know? Yeah.
28:17It was damn June, Bo.
28:20Hello.
28:21Hey, what are you doing?
28:23Nothing getting ready for this live tonight.
28:26So what they end up saying about old Joshy Poo when we got in that wreck?
28:31He's all right. He's just sore as .
28:33Wow.
28:35And I was telling him about the fact that we had found out that Jessie was engaged and had
28:38done it while she was on that trip with Cheyenne. How about she told him?
28:43That's crazy.
28:46Josh and her, like, besties for the resties now.
28:49Honestly, I think Jessica's, like, hanging out with, like, Josh,
28:52because maybe they're having, like, a mase d'oeuvre or something like that. You know,
28:56now that, you know, Pumpkin and Josh aren't together, they can get that baby juice
28:59instead of doing a turkey baster. I don't know.
29:03It just worries me a little bit because now they're, like, buddy-buddy up,
29:06and it's like, I did tell Jessie about the Darren too.
29:10Yeah.
29:11As mad as I am at Jessie right now, I just hope she has enough common sense not to tell
29:16Josh about Darren. That's not her business, and it's definitely not her business to be telling
29:21Josh, so she better stay out of it or I'm going to rip her a newborn.
29:25All right, Jeanne, but I got work to do. Bye-bye. All right, bye.
29:30I still can't believe you told your family about Darren. I think it's scary as
29:52you're going to be here.
29:53Hello. Hi. Where's Pumpkin at?
29:56Pumpkin! What? Jessie's here.
30:02What are you doing here, Jess? Coming to work.
30:06Coming to work for what? I mean, after all the shade you threw at lunch the other day,
30:10I decided I'd come to work.
30:14I know I missed a lot of work, and I didn't tell Pumpkin about the cruise,
30:18but I was excited about the engagement, and so I had to tell somebody. I mean, Josh is like my
30:23brother, and he also knows how to keep his mouth shut, unlike the rest of them. But I'm here today
30:27just to keep the peace. Like I needed you last week. Well, I'm here today. Well, today's too late.
30:35Like, why don't you go hang out with your best friend, Josh?
30:41I have things to do, Jessie. Sorry, but Pumpkin's just being a bitch right now. I mean,
30:45she didn't even tell me about her divorce or who she was dating, and she expects me to tell her
30:49everything. I mean, girl, please. You have fun with that.
30:58That was awkward. Well, you know.
31:11I mean, you could get up and help drag these boxes back here. What are you doing anyways?
31:16Trying to figure out Jessica's bachelorette party. I mean, we could do pole dancing classes.
31:22I mean, Julie. And you have to put a strip of pole in our room.
31:25I don't really know. See, I got you a little stuttered right there.
31:29If I were to do a pole dance class with a pole in our room, see, that could bring excitement
31:33to our
31:33relationship. I think that would be a good idea. I think that's a terrible idea.
31:39But, like, we could, like, get to a psychic. She don't listen to none of us,
31:42so maybe she'll listen to the psychic, because a psychic can see her past, present, and future.
31:47So she's this random person that she's never met before just because she had some cards.
31:52She's going to believe her over everybody else. Yeah.
31:55There's all kinds of tricks and trades to do the same thing they're doing.
31:59Fun story about psyches, okay, guys. So I would go to my mom's cell phone,
32:03and I would do, like, 900 numbers. I charge her cell phone bill, like, $3,000.
32:08And if this psyche tells Jessica that Cheyenne is not the one for her,
32:11then she is the real deal in my book. I mean, this already sounds like a setup.
32:19I think the psyche is an amazing idea. I don't have time. I'm going to get Caitlyn right now.
32:24Okay, violence, but, you know, my little eight ball says all signs point to we are going to a psyche.
32:31Oh, now you're the genie with a crystal ball? Yep. Oh, wow.
32:39Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis. Pumpkin was one of the first people there,
32:43so she must give a some way. I think the biggest bruise is yet to come,
32:47and it's to his ego when he finds out who Pumpkin's dating.
32:51Poured my heart into this family for the last 10 years just to be on.
32:54I think I'm going to pack up all my today and get it the out.
33:16Hey, kids, could you please stop calling all over yourselves?
33:26I'm glad you find this so amusing.
33:31Normally, I would try to prevent the kids from painting all over themselves,
33:33but my entire body hurts, and I just physically can't move to prevent everybody from doing it,
33:38so I'm letting them have at it.
33:42Ah. It's all right.
34:08It's on my head.
34:16It's on my head.
34:21Daddy, Daddy, Bubba.
34:24Ow, be gentle.
34:25Bubba, you got to be gentle. You look like you got beat up pretty good. I mean,
34:29you don't really need to be trying to do it all by yourself. Me and Jim can take the kids
34:33if you
34:33want somebody to take them. I mean, Pumpkin offered to take them too, bro. It was just like,
34:37man, after having to crawl out of the truck, kind of looking around. I'd rather have them all around
34:42how many now. I'm saying like that was the grace of God, bro. It would have been a lot worse,
34:49you know?
34:50When I was sitting there in the hospital, I was just like, man, if it's not one thing,
34:54it's another, dude. When they tell you it rains, it pours, they mean it.
34:57Yeah.
34:59Oh, I know one thing, though. I'm just over the pain. It hurts to walk. It hurts to breathe. I
35:05can't cough.
35:07Pumpkin was one of the first people there, so she must give a some way.
35:10Yeah, I mean, she still gives a right, you know?
35:14It means a lot to me that Justin come and checked up on me. He's pretty much a safe place
35:18where I can
35:19just, you know, talk and give my feelings on whatever it may be at the time. This whole ordeal
35:25just makes me want to be with my family. You know, not just the kids, but Pumpkin too.
35:30I just want to come check on you. You sure you want me to stay or like take the kids
35:33with me?
35:34I appreciate it, bro. I mean, they're fine, dude.
35:37I know Josh is okay, minus the bumps and bruises, but man, I think the biggest bruise is yet to
35:43come,
35:44and it's to his ego when he finds out who Pumpkin's dating.
35:48Yeah, it's hard. That's suck.
35:50What you got?
35:51If I need you, I'll call you.
35:52Just holler at me, bro.
35:53I will. Appreciate you.
35:55See you.
35:56Bye, bubba.
35:57Bye.
35:58Bye, sasa.
35:59Bye.
35:59Bye, baby.
36:10Oh.
36:16Oh.
36:21Hey.
36:23How are you feeling?
36:25I'm in a lot of pain.
36:27I guess I'm going to grab Ella before Pumpkin gets here for her week.
36:31Jessica has been a huge help to me during these bird nesting weeks. Definitely made the whole
36:35solo parenting thing a whole lot easier.
36:39Good luck.
36:40I'll be back.
36:41Okey dokey.
36:42Be safe.
36:43Ow.
36:44Bye, Ty.
36:46Party time.
36:47Bubbies know it's clean up time.
36:49Bye, Ty.
36:50No, come clean up.
36:52Bye, Ty.
37:05Um, yes, um, this is June.
37:07I was looking for something fun to do with my daughter that she's getting married.
37:10I need it for like three or four people, but do you have anything available for Saturday?
37:16Can we do two o'clock then?
37:19Okay, well, thank you so much.
37:20We'll see you then.
37:21Hey, bye, bye.
37:23Well, that is good.
37:25I am super excited about this psychic for Jessica's bachelorette party.
37:30I mean, who better to say you don't need to marry Diane, but a psychic.
37:37Hey, it's Jessica.
37:39Leave a message.
37:41Hey, Jessica.
37:42I know that this is maybe coming unexpectedly, but we decided to plan a bachelorette party for you.
37:46I actually planned a whole day of fun.
37:48Even though you're kind of hard to plan for because you don't do strippers.
37:55So I have an amazing day planned.
37:57Me and Justin will pick you up at noon.
37:59So be ready on Saturday and tell Cheyenne to enjoy her day away from you because it's only for you.
38:06So see you then.
38:08No details will be known.
38:10It will be a day full of surprises.
38:13I mean, maybe she'll listen to the psychic.
38:15So she sure don't listen to me.
38:23Yo, Mac and Cheesy.
38:25Okay, go throw the trash over there, bubby.
38:27Be big boy.
38:28Ah, ah.
38:30Sit down.
38:37Whoa.
38:38What's that?
38:39Jessie got Mac and Cheesy.
38:41We're home.
38:42Who's that?
38:44It was right.
38:45Say hey, Ellie.
38:47Hey, Ellie.
38:49Ellie.
38:50Ellie.
38:50Ellie, are you taking a shield?
38:52Need to help down now?
38:54Oh.
38:56Say hey, Dada.
38:57Hey, baby.
38:59Hey, baby.
39:00Why do y'all have flowers?
39:01They're for mama.
39:03For your sister.
39:06What is the intention of the flowers?
39:09I mean, the way your sister kind of rushed to the hospital to come see me after the wreck
39:12made me think there might be still something there, I guess.
39:15The thing that sucks is like, I don't want to move on.
39:19This is my family.
39:20This is my home.
39:22In the car, she was like, you know, we'll always be a family.
39:26Sometimes life just has to smack you upside the head and wake you up to make you see things
39:30a whole lot clearly.
39:32And the accident did that.
39:33Pumpkin will be here later on to start her week with the kids.
39:37I think there's a lot of love between me and Pumpkin.
39:39And I've seen married couples separate and find their way back to each other.
39:44To me, divorce is just a piece of paper.
39:47Well, sometimes it's just better for your well-being, just to scoot along the track.
39:51Why am I scooting along?
39:53I'm just saying.
39:54I mean.
39:57You know something I don't?
40:02Well, she might be talking to somebody else.
40:12You know something I don't?
40:17Well, she might be talking to somebody else.
40:22I didn't want to tell you, but I feel bad because you're sitting here pouring your heart out.
40:26I feel like it's the right thing to do is just to tell you.
40:31Who is it?
40:35You don't have to say the name.
40:44You know, hearing that Pumpkin was seeing someone else just felt like a stab in the heart.
40:49And then hearing who it was that Pumpkin was seeing was even more of a stab in the chest because
40:55it's just
40:59sickening, really.
41:01The nerve of some people.
41:02It just sucks because I did have a little glimmer of hope after my accident.
41:06And now whatever hope I had left in my marriage is gone.
41:13Don't sit here and dwell on it.
41:15Go live your life.
41:16You still have your kids.
41:18And that poured my heart into this family for the last 10 years just to be on.
41:45I didn't tell Josh to betray Pumpkin.
41:48I told Josh because he's part of the family.
41:50I mean, I can't watch Josh have all this hope with getting back with Pumpkin,
41:54especially knowing that she's moved on with Darren.
41:57I think I'm sick of looking at this house.
42:01I'm sick of walking around in it.
42:02And I think I'm going to pack up all my today and get it the out.
42:07That way I'm out.
42:08And these were for absolutely nothings.
42:11I think I'm going to go step outside and take a breather because what is the absolute point?
42:17There isn't one.
42:18There is no point.
42:18There's no point to this.
42:19There's no point to continue to try.
42:21So it all, you know?
42:23Why not?
42:34Next on the season finale of Mama Jean.
42:36Did you tell Josh?
42:38Told him about what?
42:39That I'm seeing somebody.
42:41You know, I've never felt this sick to my stomach.
42:44And now it's all over.
42:45I'm able to see the future and I see that you may have a heart attack.
42:51It's literally my ex-cousin.
42:53Whose side are you on?
42:54I'm actually in the middle.
42:55Bitch, I'm done with you.
42:56I'm not your sister.
42:57Don't call me.
42:57Bye.
42:58Are you good?
42:58I am in so much pain right now for going to the ER.
43:01You're good.
43:02I'm out.
43:03I'm out.
43:03I'm out.
43:04I'm out.
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