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Bugs has a "run-in" with a pixilated stork in the bridging sequence of this tribute to mothers.
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00:07Oh, fan up that golden gate, California, here I come.
00:19While strolling through the park one day, in the merry month of May,
00:26I was taken by surprise by a pair of rogish eyes.
00:32What's up, Granny?
00:34Why, fresh violets, just in time for Mother's Day.
00:49You're right, Granny. Mothers are the most important people in the world.
00:54Just a minute, Buster. Us storks are important, too, you know.
00:58Who do you think delivers the babies and the eggs?
01:01Us storks, that's who.
01:09Phew. What a load.
01:12Used to be one baby at a time.
01:15Now it's a bunch of them every trip.
01:17Productions at an all-time high.
01:20Huh. Just not enough storks to keep up with them, I guess.
01:23One baby for Mr. and Mrs. Pierce.
01:25Oh, let's see. Pierce, Pierce.
01:27Oh. Apartment B. Apartment B. Apartment B.
01:35Hey, Wanda! It's the stork!
01:38Come right in!
01:41How about a toast to the new baby?
01:43Don't mind if I do.
01:45Say when!
01:52Uh, Wanda, one thing about this job.
01:58Everyone's always glad to see the stork.
02:08Yvonne, it is the stork.
02:10Bring the champagne.
02:12Vintage 28.
02:14Oh, well, since it's vintage 28,
02:18maybe just one.
02:21Big feather bird, bring him papoose.
02:24Make him big toast with fire water.
02:28Oh, well, good thing now.
02:31What do we got left?
02:33Oh, an egg.
02:35Oh, this'll be a cinch to deliver.
02:40This one goes to the Daffy Ducks.
02:49Rock-a-bye, baby!
02:51Da-da-dee-dum!
02:52Ba-ba-dee-da-da-da-dee-da-do!
02:56Da-da-da-dee!
02:57Da-da-da-da-da-dum!
02:59Ba-da-dee-da-dee-da-da-da-da!
03:01Oh, darling!
03:03Ba-da-dee-dee!
03:04Da-da-da-da-dee!
03:06Hey, stupid!
03:07Uh, uh, uh, yes, dear?
03:10It's your turn to sit on the egg!
03:15But, honey bunch, sitting on eggs is sissy stuff.
03:19Stop mumbling and sit on that egg!
03:23I'm not sitting on no egg!
03:25Sit on that egg or I'll...
03:28Nope, no sitting.
03:34Someday she's gonna go too far.
03:38Sit down!
03:39Yes, dear.
03:41This old nest ain't exactly an orthopedic mattress.
03:45There.
03:46That oughta do it.
03:53If anything happens to that egg,
03:55honey bunch will never forgive me.
04:00Oh, no!
04:02Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!
04:04Where did that stupid little egg go?
04:06Oh, well.
04:07What's the difference?
04:08An egg is an egg.
04:10Ow!
04:10Ow!
04:11Ow!
04:12Ow!
04:12Ow!
04:13Ow!
04:13Ow!
04:14Ow!
04:14Ow!
04:14Ow!
04:14Ow!
04:15Ow!
04:15Ow!
04:15Ow!
04:15Ow!
04:16Ow!
04:16Ow!
04:17Ow!
04:20Ow!
04:26Ow!
04:35You're welcome.
04:37Ow!
04:39Ow!
04:41Ow!
04:44Ow!
04:46Ow!
04:48Ow!
04:49Ow!
04:53Some people just can't seem to mind their own business.
04:58All right, wise guy.
05:27It's Hatcher.
05:29Shhh.
05:31Yow!
05:35Ow, ow, ow, ow, back, back, back, you little brook, back or I'll brain ya.
05:41Stop, you fiend.
05:43He's just an ugly duckling.
05:46Someday he'll turn out to be a beautiful swan.
05:51You're not pig-fi.
05:56But George, he's just an ugly duckling.
05:59Someday he'll grow up to be a beautiful alligator.
06:06If you'll pardon the expression, what a foul-up.
06:10Then sakes, Bugs, that wasn't the stork's fault.
06:14I say, I say there, stork, I got some right kind things to say about your egg delivery service.
06:20You cha-yes sir, you change my life, boy.
06:27It's time to get this show on the road.
06:36What's this?
06:37A egg?
06:39Well, what, I say, what do you know?
06:41I'm a mother.
06:43A mother?
06:44How corny can you get?
06:46I always wanted a son.
06:49How, I say, how you doing, sonny boy?
06:58That's my boy.
07:00I believe this is the proper method for a mother to hatch her egg.
07:04This kid's ready for the loony bin.
07:07He actually thinks he is a mother.
07:10Well, maybe I can help him with the hatching.
07:27Like my old mama used to say, being a mother is an awful headache.
07:34Sonny boy.
07:36Well, come on, I say, come on, boy.
07:39I want the whole world to meet my new son.
07:43Hey dog, this is my new son.
07:47Ain't he the prettiest little old chicken you ever saw?
07:50On the contrary, he's the ugliest chicken I ever saw.
07:55Now, look what you've done.
07:57You've given him a complex.
08:00Now, now, son, that nasty old dog didn't mean what he said.
08:04Of course not, kid.
08:06I meant that you looked like somebody had beaten you with an ugly stick.
08:11That's all.
08:16Uh-oh.
08:17It's time for his baseball lesson.
08:21Hey, look, dog.
08:23My son's completely over his complex.
08:27Ugly.
08:29You have insulted my family's honor, sir.
08:34I demand satisfaction.
08:37Now, pay attention, son.
08:39I'll show you who's the best man around here.
08:41A chicken or a dog.
08:44I'll prove that your mother's the best man.
08:46He's nutty as a fruitcake.
08:49Okay, son.
08:50Ring the...
08:51...bell.
08:57You're not ringing it fast enough, boy.
08:59Ring it.
09:00Ring it.
09:08Oh, I say all right, dog.
09:11If that's a way you want it, we'll just forget the rules.
09:15Suits me just fine.
09:29They left me all alone.
09:34Where'd everybody go?
09:36No.
09:37Yes, sir.
09:38I'll raise...
09:38I say I'll raise that boy, and I like to wore out my feet, scratching up enough for him to
09:44eat.
09:44What a appetite.
09:47Well, come on, son.
09:49We'd best be going.
09:52Coming, mother.
09:56I just don't understand her.
10:00That seems a little mixed up.
10:02Yeah, doc.
10:03Remember how you got me mixed up in a couple of your deliveries?
10:07Oh, little rabbit.
10:09Please hold the balloons until I tie the shoelace.
10:12Oh, sure, doc.
10:14You can't be too careful about shoelaces, doc.
10:17You could trip and break a leg.
10:19I read when there's more accidents in the home than on the highway.
10:23People slipping on soap in the bathtub.
10:26Some people get dizzy on ladders too high for them.
10:29Yeah, I'm like that.
10:30I'm scared to get to high places.
10:34Yape!
10:47And I always thought that story about stalks was just a gag.
11:06Hey, don't.
11:07Put me down.
11:08Stop it.
11:09Cut it out.
11:11I'm not your baby, lady.
11:13I'm a full-grown rabbit.
11:15It's a case of mistaken indemnity.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Well, nice meeting you.
11:20Tasty banana.
11:25Aw.
11:31I'm sorry.
11:34Mother.
11:37Me and my big, fat mouth.
11:41Oh, let me out of here.
11:43I'm scared of the dog.
11:55Oh, let me out of here.
11:57Land of Goshen, Sonny.
11:59How'd you ever get back from there?
12:01You'd never guess.
12:04Gee, it's swell of you to give me a lift.
12:06It would've been an awful long swim.
12:18Heavens to Murgatroyd.
12:21I still got an egg here that's gotta be delivered.
12:24I got something to say to you, Mr. Stork.
12:27Thanks to you, me and my first chick split.
12:30Now I'm happy with my new chick.
12:33So leave us alone.
12:41Good morning, Daphne old girl.
12:44What's this?
12:45Knitting a sweater?
12:46Well, very thoughtful of you.
12:47But, but, but Daphne, it's not, it's not.
12:54Don't you think this might be a size of so too small?
12:58But Daphne, that sweater's not for you.
13:00I'm making it for the little visitor that's coming.
13:03Visitor?
13:04Oh, it's that stork again.
13:06I'll give that stork a reception.
13:08He won't forget.
13:14Now let's see.
13:15Think I've taken care of everything.
13:17There's the bear trap hidden in the bushes.
13:20The trampolines in the fireplace.
13:23The guillotine's in place.
13:25And the alligators are in the basement.
13:30That stork'll never break through this little black duck's defenses.
13:34Neither snow nor rain nor sleet nor slush stays us couriers from our apartment.
13:40Hey, Buster!
13:40We don't want any.
13:41Take it back!
13:53Oh, lucky.
13:55Another crack.
14:04Down!
14:04Down!
14:04Down!
14:04Down!
14:05Down!
14:05Down!
14:14Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Duck.
14:18I brought to you glad tidings.
14:21Out!
14:21Out!
14:22Out!
14:22Out!
14:23Out!
14:25Out!
14:27Out!
14:28Out!
14:30Out!
14:31Out!
14:33Out!
14:36Out!
14:38Out!
14:42Out!
14:43Out!
14:45Out!
14:47Out!
14:48Out!
14:50Out!
14:51Out!
15:04Open up!
15:07Rain and sleaze and snow.
15:21What in the Slam Hill is keeping that darn storm?
15:35And would you believe where we landed?
15:37Right in the living room of a home for old maid ducks.
15:43The egg wasn't even scratched.
15:46And the old maids loved it.
15:49They took turns sitting on it.
15:51And when it hatched, that little ducky had not one mother,
15:55not two mothers.
15:57It had 40 mothers.
16:00What a celebration.
16:02Oh, brother, what a party, that last delivery.
16:07Their first baby.
16:10Champagne all over the place.
16:12Oh, buckets of it.
16:13You know, I tried to break away Heaven's nose, but no dice.
16:17It was give the Stark another one.
16:20One for the road.
16:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:24Oh, you missed a good prank us that time, Buster.
16:27Ha, ha, ha.
16:28What a party.
16:32Calling Stork 672.
16:35672.
16:36Hey, that's my number.
16:38549.
16:39Yes, sir.
16:40321.
16:41Coming up.
16:42Yes, sir.
16:43Delivery to Mrs. Giant, top of the beanstalk.
16:47Yes, sir.
16:47Ooh.
16:49Say, he's a heavy one, isn't he?
16:53Yes, sir.
16:54Delivery to Mrs. Bean, top of the jackstalk.
16:57Yes, sir.
17:15Oh, he is a heavy one.
17:20Let's face it.
17:23I can't fly any further.
17:26Let's see.
17:27Where's the heavy one?
17:27Where is this supposed to go?
17:29Mrs. Giant, top of the beanstalk.
17:32Well, that's preposterous.
17:34That's...
17:34That's ridiculous.
17:36I couldn't get this low to the top of a dandelion.
17:40It took a rocket to deliver that one.
17:45By that time, the beanstalk was halfway to the moon.
17:51Because of that guy, I had two extra mothers.
17:55Fifteen deliveries and one to go.
17:58Uh-oh.
17:59Everybody's glad to see the stork.
18:02Here, stork, have a drink to the new baby.
18:05Oh, have another.
18:06Come on, bottoms up.
18:08One for the road.
18:09You gotta be sociable.
18:10You gotta be sociable.
18:11You just can't refuse their generous hospital.
18:15Their hospital.
18:16You just can't refuse them.
18:18Well, I better be going.
18:20That mother gorilla must be getting worried.
18:23All right.
18:25Gone.
18:25Oh, no.
18:27I'll be dismissed.
18:28Kicked out of the stork club.
18:31I've just gotta get a baby somehow.
18:33I dream of Jeannie, she's a light brown hair.
18:39La-da-da-dee-da-da-da-da-da-da.
18:43I dream of Jeannie, she's a light brown hair.
18:51I dream of soaking up you.
18:53Come out.
19:16Congratulations, you're a mother.
19:23Elvis, look! It's arrived! Our baby is here!
19:42How could you? After all, he is our baby.
19:46No matter what he looks like, he's still your son.
19:50Oh, boy, what a hangover.
19:53What happened? Must have been a costume party.
19:58My baby!
20:00Baby? Oh, no!
20:03Naughty baby mustn't try to run away. Mother Pink!
20:08Oh, here, Daddy. Kiss your son!
20:17Daddy scared me!
20:20Stop scaring the baby!
20:23Hey, this promises to be fun. So I'll be a monkey.
20:35I want a drink of water! I want a drink of water!
20:47That's nice! Play horsey with baby.
20:50Giddy-up, horsey! Giddy-up!
21:04Hello, Daddy!
21:08Mama!
21:12Daddy's scaring me again!
21:15And so, I finally found you a real baby.
21:20Sorry, madam, if I caused you any inconvenience,
21:24if I caused you any trouble.
21:27So long.
21:30Elvis, look!
21:32The store brought us a real baby!
21:35Oh, isn't he cute?
21:39So that's why we all love our mothers.
21:42Because they always love us.
21:45No matter what we are.
21:47Congrats!
21:49Congra...
21:50Congratulations!
21:52You're a mother!
21:55Mother?
21:56Mother!
21:57My dearest little mommy!
22:01Oh, I just love you, mommy!
22:06Well, fast!
22:08Gorilla is hushing!
22:12Hello!
22:13Hello, you my daddy!
22:20For once, that stork's gonna get a dose of his own medicine!
22:24And I'll use it!
22:26Hello!
22:37Now...