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Daffy is looking forward to celebrating Easter, but a rogue animator manages to bring him back to his more normal disposition. Includes three brand-new cartoons.
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00:06Good evening. Welcome to the Daffy Duck Easter Special.
00:11Where's the title? Where's my name? Where's the Easter decorations?
00:14I don't even see a single Easter egg.
00:19Well, at least that's one Easter egg.
00:21Pretty small, though.
00:23Now, where's the title of the show?
00:26That's pretty sloppy, I must say.
00:28You call that lettering?
00:30That's one step above graffiti.
00:32And another thing, outside of me,
00:34this egg is the only colorful thing on the show.
00:37Oops!
00:40Now what?
00:41Oh, swell.
00:42I'm the star, and I've got to mop up this myth.
00:47Don't you have any color but brown?
00:49Can't you maybe throw on a little color?
00:51Not on me, silly. I'm the title.
00:53Get this paint off of me, you run-down Rembrandt.
00:57That's better.
01:10Easter is that time of the year
01:12when we don our newest studs
01:14and promenade in the Easter parade.
01:17Well, what are we waiting for?
01:18Dress me, my good man.
01:24This is not what I had in mind.
01:30Oh, I wish there was some way of erasing animators.
01:33Ah, now this is more like it, my good fellow.
01:36Well, I'm all dolled up now.
01:38Where's the Easter parade?
01:42I say, you shouldn't stand in front of the chorus line that way.
01:45I know you're right anxious to be in my picture,
01:47but I say, you've got to pull yourself together, boy.
01:50You don't come in until scene 49.
01:53You getting any, I say, you getting any of this, boy?
01:56Now, why don't you take the script and go,
01:58I say, go over by the barn and memorize your lines.
02:02Nice fellow, but he's playing with half a deck.
02:05What's my first line here?
02:08Oh, yeah, here it is.
02:11Cock-a-doodle, I say, cock-a-doodle-doo.
02:13That's good.
02:15I say, I like meaty dialogue.
02:23Cock-a-doodle-doo.
02:26I say, cock-a-doodle-doo.
02:30Dumb sun ain't too bright.
02:32Don't know when to come up.
02:36I say, good morning, ladies.
02:39Oh, dear.
02:41Oh, me.
02:42Oh, my.
02:44I say, late again, huh, Miss Prissy?
02:47I'm sorry.
02:49I missed my bus.
02:51When it comes to brain, she missed the bus, too.
02:55All right, ladies, let's cut the clucking and cackling.
02:58We've got to speed up production for Easter.
03:01The big squeeze is on.
03:03Oh, dear.
03:05We're already on double overtime.
03:07And you, Miss Prissy,
03:09you ain't laid a good egg in months.
03:11Oh, dear.
03:12I'm just so confused.
03:15Any more of these funny-shaped eggs,
03:16and I'm going to send you to the old hen's home.
03:19Now, you lay the red eggs,
03:21you do the blue eggs,
03:23and you lay the green eggs,
03:26and you do the turquoise eggs.
03:28Oh, my.
03:30Those are the hard ones.
03:33Just think egg shape.
03:35Egg shape.
03:36Boy, she's the original dumb cluck.
03:39Maybe if I concentrate a bit more...
03:44Oh, another boo-boo.
03:47It's the wrong color.
03:51I'd better get rid of it before the boss sees it.
03:57What a way to go through life.
03:59Living out of trash cans,
04:01eating leftover leftovers.
04:04If it wasn't for bad luck,
04:05I'd have no luck at all.
04:07At least you have a friend.
04:09That's important.
04:11Yes, sir.
04:12And a good friend is hard to find.
04:15You always get the other kind.
04:17A friend in need is a friend indeed.
04:20Besides, my horoscope tells me
04:22that something big is rolling my way.
04:27Hmm.
04:28Looks like a gold egg.
04:30Gold egg?
04:33Gold egg?
04:35Did you say gold egg?
04:37Um, I, uh, I said I, uh, uh, I, uh...
04:40All right.
04:40What you got behind your back?
04:43Friends always share.
04:45Nothing.
04:46Nothing at all.
04:47Let's say you're nothing.
04:49Tsk, tsk.
04:50You act as though you don't trust me.
04:52Let me see your other nothing.
04:54It pains me deeply
04:56to think an element of suspicion
04:57should enter into our relationship.
05:00I deem it a slur, sir,
05:02on my personal integrity.
05:04Oh, the pitiful shame of it all.
05:06To think our friendship
05:08has come to this.
05:09Uh, uh, uh, my gold egg?
05:11Oh, how astonishing.
05:13Will wonders never cease?
05:15You are not to be trusted.
05:18But I saw it first.
05:20Yeah, well, I got it now.
05:22But we're partners, remember?
05:24Everything 50-50?
05:25That's how it's always been.
05:27Share and share alike.
05:29What's mine is yours,
05:30and what's yours is mine.
05:31You want to be honest, don't you?
05:34So,
05:35give me my egg.
05:40He used to buy that line all the time.
05:43It's mine.
05:43Mine.
05:44Oh, mine.
05:45Oh, I'm rich.
05:46Filthy and vulgarly rich.
05:49Now,
05:50you're just filthy and vulgar.
05:59What's this?
06:01A worthless rock?
06:02I've been robbed!
06:04A thousand curses.
06:07I never really believed in curses until now.
06:12Taxi, taxi!
06:15To the French Riviera driver
06:16and step on.
06:20Well, little egg,
06:21you are the key to my luxurious future.
06:24Big bucks,
06:25that's what I'm into.
06:27Winters in Monte Carlo,
06:29summers in Martha's Vineyard.
06:31A new star in the ruling elite,
06:33because greed is my greed.
06:37What was that?
06:39Thought I saw something.
06:41Carrying this gold makes me a little jumpy.
06:43There.
06:44I heard it again.
06:45Everybody's after my gold.
06:47Maybe it's just paranoia.
06:49All rich people get it.
06:50There it goes again.
06:52I gotta pull myself together.
06:53I can't crack up just when I've got it made.
06:56Uh-oh.
07:10My egg.
07:11My golden egg.
07:11Stop the car!
07:17All right, drop the egg.
07:20Over this pussycat's dead body.
07:23That's much too messy.
07:25I prefer to use the ancient Chinese tickle torture.
07:29Oh, stop it!
07:34Oh, no, you dumb duck.
07:37Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
07:48Aha!
07:49Look!
07:49There goes our egg!
07:52There you are, my little yellow darling.
07:54we'll never part again just you and me forever not quite duck oh there you are
08:03I've been searching frantically for you everywhere listen we gotta stash the egg
08:08the streets are full of thieves and muggers now I have a hot idea that will
08:13solve everything this better be good part one of my plan paint the egg white so
08:20as to be indistinguishable from any other ordinary egg then what we hide the egg
08:26in a chicken house then come and get it in the morning and that is what is known
08:33as in the parlance of the game pure brilliance I'm not just another pretty
08:37face you know look our egg is in that truck our gold
08:47stop the truck the gold one has got to be here somewhere well if it isn't you'll be eating the
08:57biggest omelet in the history of eggs oh very funny ho ho ha ha
09:09listen you chintzy da vinci this is supposed to be an easter show and I have yet to see a
09:15single
09:15easter basket come on make with an easter basket that's more like it now how about a nice easter
09:24chicken to go with it stop it cut it out you van gogh of vandalism get me out of this
09:30chicken outfit
09:32well I'm not budging from this spot till you remove this ridiculous costume
09:43listen you poor man's Picasso you can't make a chicken out of a duck
09:51this time you've gone too far buster you can turn in your brush you're all washed up
10:05start the next picture I'll be back after I get rid of this thing
10:19I think you're the right one for the job just keep those kids away from my chocolate easter
10:24bunnies don't worry they don't call me super smooth duck for nothing
10:31thanks I love symbols of authority senior mayor behold how sad the children are they will have no
10:39chocolate bunnies in their easter baskets I will see what I can do
11:08which will be nothing
11:12now scram buster
11:18you gave him all our money now we have nothing we can pay the duck later what we need now
11:24is a
11:25volunteer to bring us the chocolate bunnies my cousin speedy gonzalez he can help us he is the fastest mouse
11:34in all me go well don't stand there go get him
11:38si
11:50when is the senior mayor how can I be of service that duck took our money but he didn't give
11:55us our chocolate
11:56easter bunnies I will get them for you here I come senior duck to get the chocolate bunnies for the
12:02minos oh yeah well you gotta get by me first
12:21my compliments
12:24gracias señor speedy
12:26por nada oh it's nothing bring me one bring me one too hey speedy get one for me
12:31I bring everybody one
12:33like
13:02what
13:03He's despicable.
13:06For you, little girl.
13:08Gracias, senor speedy.
13:12This time, that revved-up rodent is in for a big surprise.
13:34All right, rodent, surrender that chocolate bunny or else.
13:38You've got to catch me first.
13:51What else can happen to me today?
13:59I had to ask.
14:05Looks like he's gonna try it again.
14:07But this time, I'm ready for him.
14:11Unos, dos, tres. Ready or not, here I come.
14:24This is the end of the line, mouse.
14:36I'm ready for it.
14:39Uh-oh!
14:44One, two, three!
14:52One, two, three!
14:55One, two, three!
15:14Hey, amigos, come click.
15:52He's not bonnie, but he's funny.
15:57Well, it's been Easter.
15:59I guess I might as well join in the festivities.
16:02Being dipped in chocolate has sweetened his disposition, I think.
16:14Springtime brings Easter, and it also brings flowers.
16:17Where are the flowers?
16:20Hey, what's going on?
16:25Why do I have this sudden urge to get stuck in the mud?
16:29Great Scott, I'm a daffodil.
16:33That's all, Buster. I'm walking off this stage.
16:36Holy smoke! I'm rooted to the spot!
16:43Oh, no.
16:53Flat, two, three, four, sound off.
17:08All right, Daffy, let's close ranks.
17:11You're out of formation. Stop dragging your tail fetters.
17:14Flat, flat, flat. The same old flat.
17:17We go north in the spring, we go south in the fall.
17:20Year after year, it's the same old thing.
17:23Instinct. Ain't you got no instinct?
17:26My instinct tells me there's got to be an easier way to get north.
17:31Say, how about east and west for a change?
17:33That's dumb.
17:35Now I'm telling you for the last time.
17:37Shape up or ship out?
17:39Well, my instinct tells me to ship out. So long, Al.
17:43You just lost your flight pain, fellas.
17:54A perfect three-point landing.
18:00There must be an easier way to get north.
18:04This is a smart way to travel.
18:07No unnecessary exertion.
18:09All right, smart guy, don't stop.
18:11Here comes another one.
18:13Maybe I'll get lucky.
18:14Are you going my way?
18:32In the center of the bicycle?
18:34Oh.
18:37That sounds cold.
18:40You're gonna get up.
18:55Two feet together.
18:57Flex the knees, bend the elbows, and scream.
19:12It's smoothed out.
19:13I knew I'd get the hang of it.
19:25No doubt, horse.
19:26You are impressed with my astonishing skill.
19:31Hey, why walk when one can ride?
19:34Of course.
19:34It's the answer to my dilemma.
19:37The first thing is to gain the creature's confidence.
19:40Nice, horsey.
19:41Good, horsey.
19:49Wild cowboy.
19:51Idiot.
19:52Yippee.
19:59Give me a trigger.
20:00The silver, furry, the flicker, the black beauty, you and me riding north.
20:17I am cowboy.
20:22No clue, factory reject is going to outsmart this feather-desperado.
20:33Yahoo!
20:34Yippee!
20:35Right on!
20:40All right, horsey.
20:41You're going to have to wear a saddle.
21:04All right, horsey.
21:09Look, Palomino, I'm staring at you eye to eye to eye to eye.
21:13I'm not a duck to be trifled with.
21:16We're trifling.
21:17You're trifling.
21:29Okay, fly bait.
21:31You're taking me north, whether you like it or not.
21:33Now make with a hoof beat.
21:34I finally showed this hay gobbler who's boss.
22:00You yellow rascal, you've got to get up pretty early to outwit this little black duck.
22:11I'll set my clock an hour earlier tomorrow.
22:19Now we'll try the old daffy duck dashing daredevil approach.
22:22Watch, I'm a sucker for swashbuckling.
23:03How do you like fat, that stupid airline?
23:06I ended up in the deep south.
23:07By the time I get up north, the squadron will be flying south again.
23:11Huh, what a life.
23:15The next time that comic artist sticks his brush in here, I'll give it a haircut.
23:20All right, brush.
23:21You asked for it.
23:22Take this.
23:24Ow, ow, help!
23:26Stop it!
23:26Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, you Frankenstein!
23:29You down!
23:31Oh, my goodness.
23:32I'm bald.
23:33Just don't stand there.
23:34Cover me!
23:37Wait a minute.
23:37What am I doing in this thing?
23:39Let me out of here.
23:40That's an order.
23:41Get me out of this thing.
23:42Get me out.
23:43Let me out of here.
23:47That's better.
23:48Wait a minute.
23:49On second thought, I think I'll stay in here till next Easter.
23:58On second thought, I'll stay in here till next Easter.
24:22Bye.
24:25Bye.
24:25Bye.
24:26Bye.
24:26Bye.
24:26Bye.