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TV special which features three new shorts ("Portrait of the Artist as a Young Bunny", "Spaced Out Bunny" and "Soup or Sonic"), tied together by Bugs, who's overjoyed that it's springtime again.
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00:11In the spring, a young rabbit's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of mischief.
00:40No more classes, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, yahoo, free, summer vacation, yahoo, yah, yah, yah, yahoo.
00:53Hey, just an apple polishing minute, what is all this?
00:56Why, I haven't been in school since I was a little bitty bunny, oops.
01:01Yahoo, no more classes, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, yahoo, summertime, summertime,
01:09when all little kids can be naughty again. Naughty, you might like to know, is natural for little kids.
01:16Oh boy, no more classes, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks.
01:21And also, it's rabbit season, and I'm hunting rabbits, so be very, very quiet.
01:28Yeah? What's in it for me, Doc?
01:30What's in what for you?
01:32Hey, uh, what's in it for me to be very, very quiet?
01:35Well, uh, gee, I, uh, I dunno, I, uh, I didn't know I had to pay for quiet.
01:41Uh, how about a nickel?
01:42Aha! Trying to bribe me, eh? That, sir, is contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
01:50I wonder if some of you out there would care to contribute to the delinquency of a minor.
01:55After all, you wouldn't want me to work my way through reform school.
01:59Hey, you got a pencil? Just send all contributions to Bugs Bunny.
02:03Bugs Bunny? Why, you're a pesky rabbit. I'm gonna blast you good.
02:09Ouch! Oh, you got me, Doc. Right through the heart.
02:14I'm croaking. Croak. Croak.
02:19Oh, boy. My first rabbit hunt and I've cloaked off a felocious rabbit.
02:26Croak. Croak. Croak. Croak.
02:30Well, come on. Come on. Stop croaking and cloak.
02:34Hey, just a minute. I've got one more coming.
02:37Croak.
02:40I'll bury me not on the lone prairie where the coyotes hound.
02:46Yowie, yip, yip, yip, yip.
02:47Soon, yippee-ay-ay, yippee-ay-ay.
02:50Get along, little doggy, get along. Little doggy, yippee-ay-ay.
02:55Ooh, wait till I get that rabbit. I'll tear him whim from whim.
03:03A little trick I picked up at nursery school. Uh-oh.
03:07Okay, you lascoy rabbit. I'm gonna blow you to smithereens.
03:13Yahoo! Yip, yip, yip, yip, yippee-ay. Yahoo!
03:17Uh-oh.
03:29Hey, dog. You have a slight problem.
03:31I do? What?
03:34Gravity.
03:34Oh, that's all right. We haven't studied gravity yet.
03:47Hello.
03:48What's this? Gravity for beginners. What a coincidence.
03:53Gravity is the force that causes a body to fall when it is dropped.
03:58Oh, very simple.
03:59Now, now that I've studied gravity,
04:02I wonder if I'll fall when I'm dropped.
04:09Frankly, ignorance is the best policy.
04:23Oh, uh, pardon me, Mr. Coyote.
04:26I didn't mean to impede the course of progress.
04:33Ooh, that must sting.
04:38Don't worry. Spring is here.
04:41Why, uh, thank you very much, Mr. Rabbit.
04:43Ah!
04:49That was really very sporting of him.
04:52Nevertheless, I must not give in to gratitude,
04:54because I am a brave macho hunter,
04:57and he's a vicious forest creature.
05:01Ha! At last!
05:02I'm gonna shoot you, you vicious forest creature.
05:06Look, Doc, you've got it all wrong.
05:08That's my line.
05:09It's I'm gonna shoot you, you vicious forest elma.
05:13Oh, no. That's my wine.
05:15Your what?
05:16My wine. Wine. That's my wine.
05:19Aha! Offering me wine.
05:22You oughta be ashamed.
05:24I'm gonna tell the authorities.
05:25I'm gonna tell the authorities.
05:27I'm gonna tell the authorities.
05:28The authorities? Oh, no.
05:30I'll go to reform school.
05:32Well, he certainly can inform the authorities
05:35if he kicks the bucket first.
05:36Anything you say, Doc.
05:38Anything to oblige.
05:47Chavez Ravine in the first game of the season.
05:50Hey, this don't look like Chavez Ravine to me.
05:54This looks more like the Astrodome.
05:56Fake grass, artificial air, artificial...
05:59No, I've got you. Say your prayers.
06:01Oh, you're sweet. You're darling.
06:04I love your new hat.
06:09Oh, how I hate rabbits. I hate them.
06:17Oh, wait a minute.
06:19Why don't I cut down?
06:20I can cut down to maybe one rabbit a week?
06:23No. I'll quit cold turkey.
06:26That's it.
06:27I swear I will never fire a cork in anger again.
06:32Oh, I feel so clean after giving up rabbits.
06:35And everything smells so much better.
06:38Oh, come on, Doc.
06:40One little rabbit won't matter.
06:42Get me behind me, rabbit.
06:44Not even one little scrabbly rabbit?
06:46No one will ever know.
06:48Just one little rabbit.
06:50Just one bitsy bunny.
06:52No one will ever know.
06:53One bitsy rabbit.
06:55That's right.
06:56Just one little rabbit.
06:57No one will ever know.
07:00I can always quit again.
07:03Rabbit season.
07:04Well, here we go again.
07:06Hey, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
07:09My acne, widow, giant popgun, Weepeter.
07:13Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
07:17I'm glad that I'm not young anymore.
07:19But, you know, I bet Elmer and I were the youngest people to ever start chasing each other.
07:25Meep, meep.
07:27Meep, meep.
07:29I could be wrong, you know.
07:42Where as, in the spring, an adult rabbit's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of spring, and love of his fellow
07:51creatures, and birds, and flowers, and rocks.
08:00Trouble with this world is that everybody's out to get everybody else.
08:04I mean, why can't people be more like me?
08:07I love everybody.
08:10Hello, flower.
08:14Hello, rock.
08:17Well, rock and roll, no doubt.
08:24Hello, butterfly.
08:26Yeah?
08:27Hey, what do you mean by that, Jack?
08:29What's with this hello jazz?
08:32You wanna start something?
08:34Yeah, just try it.
08:36I'll pulverize you.
08:38I'll smash you the ribbons.
08:40Here, fool around with me, will you?
08:42Well, I love nearly everybody.
08:45What a grouch.
08:46What a nice, quiet tree.
08:49Hello, tree.
08:55Dogwood.
08:56Unfortunately, its bark is wasting its bite.
09:08Hello, carrot.
09:15Super carrot.
09:16Super carrot.
09:16Wow!
09:28A little bit of carrot between your cheek and gum tastes mighty good.
09:38Oh, how simply dandy.
09:40I've captured another earth creature.
09:43Oh, isn't that lovely?
09:44Hugo will be so happy to have a playmate.
09:48You know how lonesome he gets.
10:03One of my greatest inventions, the Acme Super Rack and Pinion Tranquilizer carrot.
10:10He looks so tranquil and peaceful.
10:12Hugo will adore him.
10:34Oh, I can hardly wait till Hugo finds him.
10:38Hugo will be so thrilled, he will probably smother him with love.
10:48What a nice little nap.
10:52Hello, robot.
10:54Hello, object dot.
10:56Hello, space probe.
10:59Hello, earth.
11:02Hello, what?
11:03If that's the earth, where to come pickin' heck of mine?
11:07You are on Mars.
11:09Isn't that lovely?
11:11Mars?
11:12Mars?
11:12You mean the planet Mars?
11:14Yes.
11:15I brought you here from the planet Earth.
11:18In my unidentified flying object.
11:22Okay, shorty.
11:23And you can just brought me back to hoy.
11:25A media mouth.
11:27Oh, dear no.
11:28We mustn't disappoint Hugo.
11:30And just who, may I ask, is this poor pitiful Hugo?
11:35I caught him in the Himalayas.
11:38He is an abominable snowman.
11:41Oh, boy.
11:42Oh, boy.
11:43At last my own little bunny rabbit.
11:46Oh, no.
11:47Not again.
11:48I will hug him and stroke him and cuddle him and sing to him.
11:53And call him George.
11:55Duh.
11:56Bye, baby bonting.
11:58Daddy's gonna hunting.
12:00To get a little baby skin.
12:02To wrap the baby rabbit in.
12:04Oh, my own little rabbit.
12:07Look, Doc, you got this thing all wrong.
12:09You don't want a rabbit.
12:11You want a robot.
12:12A robot, George?
12:15That's right.
12:16A robot.
12:17I mean, George is a perfect name for a robot.
12:20But honestly, now, have you ever heard of a rabbit named George?
12:25So, if you'll just reach into that platter over there,
12:29you'll find a lovely little robot to cuddle and pet.
12:33Oh, boy.
12:34My own little robot for my very own.
12:37To pinch and mash and love.
12:39I will hug him and stroke him and cuddle him and call him George.
12:44Stop it, I say.
12:45Desist.
12:46Release me at once.
12:48I am not now nor have I ever been a robot.
12:52Not a robot, George.
12:54I shall have to punish you good.
13:01Hey, Doc, hold it.
13:03I'll admit he's not much of a robot,
13:05but I can tell you what he would be good at.
13:08Really, George?
13:10Tell me, George.
13:12Tell me good.
13:13Well, uh...
13:17And then...
13:18You are a genius, George.
13:21And very bright, too, also.
13:23Well, kiddo, how do you like it?
13:26Oh, George, I am so happy.
13:28I am the first kid on my block to have a Mickey Martian watch.
13:36Oh, uh, one last thing, Hugo.
13:39I wonder, are you any good at throwing frisbee discs?
13:43Oh, yes, George.
13:44I am the best frisbee disc thrower on my block.
13:48Uh, you see that little planet over there?
13:51Uh, think you could hit it from here?
13:53Oh, yes, George.
13:54That is easy as pie.
13:56Bye-bye.
14:06If there's one thing I've learned from this little junket,
14:09it's not to get too familiar with strange carrots.
14:13Hey, what do you know?
14:15I'm a flying object lesson.
14:29Ah, yes.
14:30And in the spring,
14:32a young coyote's fancy
14:33lightly turns to thoughts of lunch.
14:37Roadrunner R. Groton, to be exact.
14:45You, they pick up all your toy tables,
14:51and other is all the sets of fun.
14:51Help!
14:54Oh, I say it hurts.
15:08Help!
15:10Hey, what?
15:10Hey, goodbye.ïtxt
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