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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) is a fun and lighthearted comedy that follows the early misadventures of two well-meaning friends as they navigate humorous situations and unexpected challenges. Filled with playful antics, quirky characters, and silly scenarios, the film delivers a cheerful and entertaining story for audiences of all ages. Its lively energy, amusing moments, and friendly humor make it an enjoyable movie experience for anyone who enjoys lighthearted and spirited comedy.
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00:00:00come out come out wherever you are where is that little joker
00:00:25breathe deep mrs dunn that's it that's it
00:00:28push push that's it keep pushing you're doing great mrs dunn you're doing great okay that's it
00:00:36there's the head i can see it now okay congratulations it's uh okay went back in
00:00:45i think you'll be good at hide and seek mrs dunn
00:00:48okay all right you got yourself a shy one here okay come on out you little bastard
00:00:59oh he bit me
00:01:11catch it all you're in man trapped in a well 990 home street
00:01:19captain rob captain rob can you hear me grab the rope
00:01:26can you help him harry no this is this is not a real well we can't keep coming out here trying
00:01:32to get your imaginary friend out of trouble well thanks for saving him coming captain rob
00:01:38we didn't really save anybody i'm sorry dave it's okay it just has an overactive imagination
00:01:44don't worry he'll grow out of it they all do
00:01:47captain rob come on out i give up crazy where are you captain rob
00:01:54honey he's gone he must have known you were starting school today
00:01:59mom do i have to go to regular school yes honey but you're a good teacher thank you sweetie i think
00:02:06it's time you made some new friends you know friends your own age i'm just not ready oh i almost
00:02:11forgot captain rob left this for you
00:02:16you said to count your steps very carefully wow treasure map what's the treasure well it could be
00:02:22anything honey you're gonna discover a whole new world when you get to school like marco polo
00:02:27oh the guy you invented the swimming pool of course i better get going now remember harry there's a
00:02:38friend out there waiting just for you you're a good kid lloyd and good looking too you make a father
00:02:44proud thanks bob okay now let me finish jack what's the ears ah okay there you go gigolo yeah yeah looks
00:02:52good ah like fresh cut grass okay now come on let's get ready school's gonna open up real soon now
00:02:58let's go oh keys please here you go
00:03:02it's good to be a janitor's son love you love you
00:03:05all right stop collaborate and listen ice is back with my brand new invention something grabs a
00:03:22hold of me tightly flow like a harpoon daily and nightly will it ever stop yo i don't know turn off
00:03:28the lights and i'll glow to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal light off the stage and watch the
00:03:32jump like a candle
00:03:50now that the party is jumping with the base kicked in quick to the point to the point no clicking
00:03:56cooking emcees like a pound of bacon burning them getting quick and nimble i go crazy when i hear a
00:04:02simple in a hi-hat with a souped-up tempo i'm on a wall trying to get a solo
00:04:16whoa whoa look at you you're looking real sharp and you back to school outfit huh huh
00:04:23oh okay whoa whoa whoa one sec hey let's see if anyone knows the camera oh oh look at this okay
00:04:31ready smile for papa come on ready yeah okay wait wait wait wait wait wait okay you're gonna go to
00:04:38school you need a book okay okay ready okay okay look pretty pretty pretty pretty boy i gotta catch me
00:04:44see you guys see him pop yeah but you're already at school hope they like my new jacket
00:04:52we go through this every year
00:04:58gotta get to school excuse me pardon me
00:05:04sorry i can't miss my boss okay so follow the map and find a friend
00:05:12so what's the apple for this is too distracting
00:05:18one of you has to go
00:05:22and i'm sorry it's you now take your seeds and grow into a beautiful pie
00:05:3231 32 33
00:05:34sorry about that mate nice car frenchie
00:05:40hey
00:05:51thank you puppy
00:06:01oh don't get me don't get me
00:06:04No, no, no, no, no!
00:06:34Somebody chipped my tooth.
00:06:43How do you think I feel?
00:06:46Someone bit me in the forehead?
00:06:48I know!
00:06:50You could have saved that for the tooth fairy.
00:06:52That's stupid.
00:06:53I've been to know my mom is the tooth fairy.
00:06:55Your mom is the tooth fairy?
00:06:56Yeah.
00:06:57That is so cool.
00:06:58Yeah, she must do all the flying around when I'm asleep.
00:07:00Yeah.
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:02Harry Dunn.
00:07:03Harry Dunn?
00:07:04Why does that not sound familiar?
00:07:06Probably because we've never met before?
00:07:07No, no, that's not it.
00:07:09Anyway, yeah, Lloyd Christmas.
00:07:12Here I am bragging to my mom's the tooth fairy.
00:07:15You're Santa's kid?
00:07:16No, no.
00:07:17Yeah!
00:07:18No, I'm not.
00:07:19I knew it!
00:07:20I bet you are.
00:07:21I bet I'm not.
00:07:22Seriously?
00:07:23Why have I never seen you here before?
00:07:24Uh, homeschool.
00:07:26Till today.
00:07:27Homeschool?
00:07:28What's that?
00:07:29I go to school where I live.
00:07:31Me too!
00:07:32Ah.
00:07:33Seriously!
00:07:34No!
00:07:35Yeah!
00:07:36Whoa!
00:07:37That's my boss!
00:07:38Hey!
00:07:39Hey!
00:07:40No, wait!
00:07:41Hey!
00:07:42Oh, I missed it and I have to walk.
00:07:45It's right over there.
00:07:47Is that what I think it is?
00:07:48No, it's a treasure map.
00:07:50Cool.
00:07:51My mom says it's somewhere in the school.
00:07:53Oh, I don't know.
00:07:54I'm pretty familiar with the school and I've never seen that X before.
00:07:57Mm-mm.
00:07:58Ooh.
00:07:59But I do know something.
00:08:00What?
00:08:01Yeah.
00:08:03You're it.
00:08:04I'm it!
00:08:06What's it?
00:08:07I don't really know.
00:08:09You know, but whatever it is, it's something you don't want to be in right now.
00:08:12Yeah.
00:08:13You are.
00:08:14Wait, so if I touch you, you're it?
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17That's how it works, Harry.
00:08:18You're it!
00:08:19Go, Harry!
00:08:20See you later!
00:08:22Hello, my yellow friend.
00:08:23Sorry I missed you.
00:08:25So high school's all about looking cool, Harry, so stick with me.
00:08:28Why are those girls dressed in matching outfits?
00:08:30They're cheerleaders, Harry.
00:08:31It's a dangerous cult.
00:08:32Don't let them talk to you.
00:08:33Don't we want them to talk to us?
00:08:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:36Why not?
00:08:37Well, besides cooties and other medical reasons, they're not in the cool crowd, which I am,
00:08:40which you want to be a part of.
00:08:41You know what I mean?
00:08:42No.
00:08:44Hey.
00:08:47What about her?
00:08:48Oh, she's a total dork.
00:08:50I mean, just look how she dresses.
00:08:51Check out that skirt.
00:08:52I mean, it's so short.
00:08:53Where is the flood?
00:08:55And that sweater.
00:08:56It's so tight, her milk bubbles are popping out.
00:08:58Loser.
00:08:59Oh my gosh, she's not wearing underwear.
00:09:01Yeah, how dorky is that?
00:09:02I'm wearing two pair right now.
00:09:04Me too.
00:09:07This is my mohawk friend, Turk.
00:09:08He's part of the cool crowd.
00:09:09Hey, Kemosabe.
00:09:10Shut up, ass face.
00:09:11That's the Iroquois name you gave me for having a strong face of an ass.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15Oh, I'm gonna go have a pow-wow.
00:09:18Oh.
00:09:19Hi.
00:09:22I hope the carpet matches the drapes.
00:09:24Excuse me?
00:09:25You know, in the library.
00:09:28Oh.
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:30I don't think it does.
00:09:32You're new here, right?
00:09:33Depends on how you define new.
00:09:35Uh, you're the kid who was homeschooled.
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38How'd you know?
00:09:39I was assigned to write an article for the school paper.
00:09:41It was either a feature on you or the new four-color ink pens at the student store.
00:09:44Four colors and one pen?
00:09:47No.
00:09:48That's impossible.
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:50Well, I'd rather be writing a hard-hitting investigative piece, but nothing ever happens around here.
00:09:55I'm Jessica Matthews.
00:09:58Hey.
00:09:59Uh, Harry Dunn.
00:10:00What's going on here?
00:10:03Hey, freak show.
00:10:04Did Jessica give you that banana in your pants?
00:10:06No, my mom did.
00:10:08Gross.
00:10:09You want a bite?
00:10:10Hey, it smells like cheese.
00:10:11Woo!
00:10:12Turk, leave him alone.
00:10:13Turk, leave him alone.
00:10:14Shut up.
00:10:15Shut up.
00:10:16That was fun.
00:10:17Harry, we'll talk to you later.
00:10:19Make dismount.
00:10:203D colors.
00:10:22Pride's not over yet, pal.
00:10:24Hey, can my friend Harry come too?
00:10:26Yes, he can.
00:10:27Hi, Harry.
00:10:28So will you held back two years like Lloyd?
00:10:30No, I was held back three.
00:10:31By your mom?
00:10:33Oh, you gotta feel it all right.
00:10:40And, Principal Collins, you'll be pleased to know that this year, Wednesdays are south of the border days.
00:10:46We'll be serving a spicy tuna tamale, along with a three-cheese cassadilla.
00:10:52Sounds like it's going to be another hot year in the kitchen.
00:10:56Hello?
00:10:57Yes, what is it?
00:10:58Uh, sir, it's time for morning announcements.
00:11:11Yes, I, uh, I'm aware of that.
00:11:13Yes.
00:11:14Um, why don't you make the announcements this morning, dear?
00:11:17But what should I announce?
00:11:19Tell her about the Casa Dios.
00:11:20Make something up.
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:23Well, that was a mood-breaker.
00:11:29You know, honey, I think I've finally figured out a way to build this school out of enough money to get us that condo in Waikiki.
00:11:40Oh, sweet baby, you've done it all.
00:11:42Small potatoes.
00:11:43This is the big one.
00:11:44This is visionary.
00:11:46This idea is genius.
00:11:48Look at this.
00:11:54The Richard Moffat special needs grant.
00:11:56Mm-hmm.
00:11:57This Moffat guy used to be in a special needs program, and then he learns to string a couple of sentences together, and now he's some big hotshot.
00:12:03Anyway, the state is giving a hundred grand in his name to every school that has a special needs class.
00:12:11This is fantastic.
00:12:14Mm-hmm.
00:12:15All we have to do is kill this Moffat guy, and we get all the money.
00:12:19No.
00:12:20No.
00:12:21What we need is to set up a fake special needs class.
00:12:26We start our own class.
00:12:28Problem is, where do we find kids?
00:12:32We can pass off as shown.
00:12:37Okay, it's Ida!
00:12:39Thanks, Eric.
00:12:40I'm flying!
00:12:41Woohoo!
00:12:42So this is what a flag sees all day.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46And your friend Turk is totally great.
00:12:48Yeah, he's aces, huh?
00:12:49Hey!
00:12:50Thanks, Turk!
00:12:51We're so high!
00:12:54Bingo.
00:12:55Welcome to special needs orientation.
00:12:59I'm Miss Heller, the lunch lady, and...
00:13:04Damn.
00:13:05I mean, your new teacher.
00:13:08Yeah.
00:13:10Now, the reason you two are here before class officially starts
00:13:14is because you're...
00:13:17extra special.
00:13:21And we're personally selected by Principal Collins.
00:13:24Who's Principal Collins?
00:13:26He's the principal.
00:13:28Your first assignment is to pick the rest of the class.
00:13:32Hey!
00:13:35Find students that are just as special as you two.
00:13:38Special.
00:13:41What?
00:13:43Is, um...
00:13:44Is this gonna be on the midterm?
00:13:47No.
00:13:48No.
00:13:57You know, you're the first person I ever brought here, Harry.
00:13:59Oh, is this your special place?
00:14:00No, I just usually eat in the crapper.
00:14:02Yeah, saves time.
00:14:03Out with the old, in with the new.
00:14:05Agree there tomorrow?
00:14:06Yeah, but first we need to find kids that are special, needy, and classy enough to be in our special needs class.
00:14:10It'll be like taking candy from a stranger.
00:14:14Harry?
00:14:15Second hour is silent.
00:14:16Oh, that makes much more sense.
00:14:18Oh.
00:14:19Little cripple boy, look.
00:14:23Our first recruit.
00:14:25His curse is our blessing.
00:14:26Careful Harry, don't scare him.
00:14:27Hey little guy, hey little orphan buddy.
00:14:30What happened?
00:14:31Uh, skateboard.
00:14:32One day they'll find a cure.
00:14:34You brave little soldier.
00:14:36What?
00:14:37Oh man, it's nothing.
00:14:38The cast comes off in a few weeks.
00:14:40He's obviously in denial.
00:14:42Maybe we can help.
00:14:43You were part of a special class taught by the lunch lady.
00:14:46I mean, Miss Heller.
00:14:48You should join up.
00:14:49Doesn't require any walking.
00:14:50And no one will make fun of your horrible deformity.
00:14:53How much homework is there?
00:14:54Well, that's the downside.
00:14:55There's none.
00:14:56Dude.
00:14:57Dude.
00:14:58Wait a minute.
00:14:59I can spend the whole year in a class taught by the lunch lady?
00:15:03Yeah.
00:15:05Can I bring my girlfriend?
00:15:07You can bring whatever you want my little friend.
00:15:10Alright.
00:15:11Cool.
00:15:26It's a new day, but it all feels all.
00:15:31It's a good life, that's what I'm told.
00:15:33But everything and all just felt the same.
00:15:38At my high school, I felt more than me.
00:15:41Like a cell cell, a penitentiary.
00:15:44Harry Dunn, special needs.
00:15:46He's with us.
00:15:47You deserve him.
00:15:50I guess I owe you this one.
00:16:05Go, go, go!
00:16:10Ah, he's out.
00:16:12Put him on the disabled list.
00:16:14Well, that means you're one of us now.
00:16:27We here are going to have a special slogan.
00:16:29Harry, what are you doing?
00:16:31She's a foreign exchange student.
00:16:33She obviously doesn't speak the English.
00:16:36Ching-chong-ching, ching-chong-ching, chong-ching.
00:16:37Oh, half boy, half horse.
00:16:57That's what we're looking for.
00:16:59He's super special.
00:17:00Well, I mean, I got to get a job anyway.
00:17:05So if I, uh, if I sign your thing, I can just come and go whenever I want to?
00:17:10You were born free, and free you shall remain.
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:16Easy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy.
00:17:23It's okay.
00:17:24You're in.
00:17:29We did it.
00:17:30Yes, we did, Harry.
00:17:31Special needs class, 1986.
00:17:33We are the chosen ones.
00:17:35All president accounted for.
00:17:37Football player, the cripple kid.
00:17:42But what about Louis, the half horse boy?
00:17:44He really had me fooled.
00:17:45Here we go.
00:17:47Hey, thank you for the grub, Mrs. Dean.
00:17:48Oh, you're welcome, Lloyd.
00:17:50Hey, where's Mr. Dean?
00:17:52Oh, he passed away a few years ago.
00:17:55Well, he missed one great pot of stew.
00:17:58Actually, it's meatloaf, but you just put everything in your soup.
00:18:01I like it a lot.
00:18:02Harry, I am so proud of you making a real friend.
00:18:09Is it okay if he spends the night?
00:18:11Lloyd, have you asked your parents?
00:18:12I left my dad a note.
00:18:14Pop, I'm sleeping at Harry's tonight.
00:18:16Love, Lloyd.
00:18:18P.S.
00:18:19You're out of ketchup?
00:18:22Good kid, but he could have just called.
00:18:28Got any crazy eights?
00:18:30Goldfish.
00:18:32Nothing.
00:18:34War.
00:18:38Ah!
00:18:39Now you have to move your peg seven spaces and put your shirt on backwards.
00:18:43Wow, you really suck at this game.
00:18:45Yeah, well, it must always be Captain Robb.
00:18:48Who's Captain Robb?
00:18:49Just a guy I hang out with.
00:18:50I know the type.
00:18:51Lives in the basement, smells like a sponge.
00:18:52No, Captain Robb is seven feet tall, wears an eyepatch, got a hook for a hand.
00:18:55Wow, it sounds like a pirate.
00:18:57What?
00:18:58No, he's got a pirate on his shoulder, buries treasure.
00:19:00Yeah, that's a pirate.
00:19:01I don't think so.
00:19:03This guy drinks rum from a barrel, says yo-ho-ho, has a peg leg.
00:19:06A peg leg?
00:19:07Yeah, go-kart accident.
00:19:09Here we go.
00:19:12Be careful, Captain Robb.
00:19:21Woo!
00:19:22Three, two, one.
00:19:23Ah, you landed on Candy Land.
00:19:24Now you have to swallow it.
00:19:25Ready?
00:19:27Swallow!
00:19:28Oh, that's a good top hat.
00:19:33Hey, fellas.
00:19:35Getting kind of late.
00:19:36Come on.
00:19:37Can I be on top?
00:19:38Only if I can be on bottom.
00:19:39All right!
00:19:40Yeah!
00:19:41Airplane into the hangar!
00:19:43Ow!
00:19:45All right, pumpkin.
00:19:47Night-night.
00:19:48Night, Mom.
00:19:48Night, Mrs. D.
00:19:51Good night, Lloyd.
00:19:54Thanks for being a friend to my Harry.
00:19:57All right, boys.
00:19:57Sleep tight.
00:19:58Don't let the bedbugs bite.
00:20:01What was that?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11Your mom just totally made a move on me.
00:20:14She did not.
00:20:15Yeah, she did, Harry.
00:20:17Maybe soon I'll be your new daddy.
00:20:19Lloyd, she's my mom.
00:20:20Listen, I can't help my heart.
00:20:22That's right.
00:20:22When I'm your new dad,
00:20:23you're gonna have to do what I say.
00:20:25Will not?
00:20:26Don't you take that tone with me, young man.
00:20:28Shut up.
00:20:28I will stop this car right now.
00:20:30You're not my real dad.
00:20:31You take that back.
00:20:32Be quiet, butlick.
00:20:34Where did you learn that word?
00:20:37I learned it from listening to you.
00:20:40I hate you.
00:20:41Kids.
00:20:43Thank you, principal.
00:20:45Thank you, principal.
00:20:46Special needs, needy, class.
00:20:48They're perfect.
00:20:50Well, you should all be very proud of yourselves.
00:20:53You are the pioneers here at Providence Hill High,
00:20:56the very first special needs class.
00:20:58And to commemorate this occasion,
00:21:00we're going to take a class photo.
00:21:02Let's cover this up just for the picture.
00:21:04Hold this.
00:21:05Very high.
00:21:07That's it.
00:21:08And let's all form a group under the sign.
00:21:10Quickly.
00:21:10Now, now, now, now, now.
00:21:12Beautiful.
00:21:13Big smile.
00:21:14Here we go.
00:21:23Do you remember why we're here?
00:21:27I'm supposed to take a picture for Superintendent Zimmer.
00:21:31And?
00:21:33You want me to take it?
00:21:34Yes.
00:21:34Yes.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36Okay, here we go.
00:21:37Ready?
00:21:39Cheese.
00:21:40Cheese.
00:21:40Cheese.
00:21:43What stinks?
00:21:45That'd be me, sir.
00:21:46Wife made the stew last night.
00:21:48Shut up, Lloyd.
00:21:49You're not married yet.
00:21:50Will be.
00:21:51Well, I hope you all enjoy your new classroom.
00:21:53This is not it.
00:21:54It's a special wing in back of the school we've built for you.
00:21:57So why don't you go back and take a look at it now?
00:21:58Quickly.
00:21:59Now.
00:21:59Just head back there.
00:22:00That's it.
00:22:00Now.
00:22:01Principal Collins.
00:22:02What about the crippled boy?
00:22:05Yes.
00:22:05Take him with you.
00:22:06Confirmative.
00:22:07Oh, easy.
00:22:08Lloyd, Lloyd, Lloyd, Lloyd, Lloyd.
00:22:09No, no, no, no.
00:22:09I can.
00:22:10I'll just walk, all right?
00:22:11All right.
00:22:14Collins is a great man.
00:22:15Yeah.
00:22:16That's why he was elected principal.
00:22:20That's it.
00:22:21On your way.
00:22:21Your Highness.
00:22:23It's good.
00:22:24Well, so far, so good.
00:22:26I do think we need some more pictures, though.
00:22:28Why don't you take the kids on a field trip tomorrow?
00:22:32And?
00:22:34And take some more pictures.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37Well, don't you have a phony class to teach?
00:22:41I put in for a sub.
00:22:43Was that naughty?
00:22:47I think I need a pankin'.
00:22:50Pank, pank, pank.
00:22:51You're going to give me a pankin'?
00:22:53Clap your hands.
00:22:54Hello, class.
00:22:56My name is Mr. Christmas.
00:22:58Mrs. Heller had to attend some serious and urgent business,
00:23:01so I will be your substitute teacher.
00:23:04It's going to take me a while to learn everyone's name,
00:23:06so please be patient.
00:23:08Uh...
00:23:08Mimi, pick me.
00:23:09You.
00:23:10Daddy.
00:23:10Harry.
00:23:11Harry.
00:23:12Ooh.
00:23:12You look familiar.
00:23:13Oh.
00:23:14Did I have your brother?
00:23:15No.
00:23:16No.
00:23:16Okay.
00:23:17Any other questions, Mr. One?
00:23:18Nope.
00:23:20What's with a horse body?
00:23:21Now he's a bright, shiny son.
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:23Don't look directly at him.
00:23:24I'm just handing out flyers at the tanning salon, guys.
00:23:27It's a part-time job.
00:23:28No, that's...
00:23:28Congratulations.
00:23:29Uh, did you have a question there, bright eyes?
00:23:32Yeah, my, uh, question's when the old teacher lady coming back.
00:23:35Uh, I am your, uh, teacher lady for today.
00:23:38Can...
00:23:38Lloyd.
00:23:43Can I have a word with you for a minute?
00:23:45Oh, uh, take this time to study amongst yourselves.
00:23:48Obviously, there must be some sort of family emergency.
00:23:50Otherwise, there's no reason my father would be interrupting me while I'm working.
00:23:54I mean...
00:23:55What?
00:23:55That's your dad?
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:57What was your name again?
00:23:58Harry.
00:23:59Harry.
00:24:00Come with me, Harry.
00:24:01What's up, Pop?
00:24:03We need to talk.
00:24:04So you must be in the Air Force.
00:24:06I like your flight suit.
00:24:08I'm a custodian.
00:24:09Well, then.
00:24:11Aye, aye, sir.
00:24:12Okay, what are you crazy boys doing in my tool shed?
00:24:16We're not crazy, Dad.
00:24:17We're special.
00:24:18And Principal Collins wants us to have our own special classroom.
00:24:22My boy's special.
00:24:23How about that?
00:24:24I knew you were different.
00:24:26Oh!
00:24:29I'm taking the day off.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:32Oh.
00:24:33All right, guys.
00:24:33Now the teacher lady's gone.
00:24:35Um, I have a question.
00:24:38Do you guys, uh, know why our class is in the tool shed?
00:24:40Who cares, Louis?
00:24:41It's better than real school.
00:24:43If we don't mess this up, we can go a whole year without doing any real work at all.
00:24:47Yeah, man.
00:24:48We can do anything we want.
00:24:49Hmm.
00:24:50Anything.
00:24:52Anything?
00:24:54So, if I had a girlfriend like Terry, I could bring her here and do stuff with her?
00:25:01You got it, jerk-off.
00:25:03Then I'm in.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:05Uh, but I came here to learn about America.
00:25:11Listen, baby.
00:25:12There is nothing more American than not doing anything and getting away with it.
00:25:17Oh.
00:25:18Yeah.
00:25:18Then I'm in.
00:25:19Just like jerk-off.
00:25:21Louis.
00:25:25Carl?
00:25:29You're snapping out of it.
00:25:31We need him.
00:25:31I know.
00:25:32Come on, kid.
00:25:33Hey, it's more than going on.
00:25:34Come on.
00:25:34Come on.
00:25:34Come on.
00:25:35Get some.
00:25:35Let's go.
00:25:37Let's go.
00:25:37Yeah!
00:25:40Carl?
00:25:43Oh, wow.
00:25:46And who's been from Franklin again?
00:25:48He's a pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
00:25:51Right.
00:25:52How'd you get so smart?
00:25:53Public school.
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:54And when you live in the basement, you breathe in a lot of chalk dust.
00:25:56It writes all the answers all over your brain.
00:25:58You're so lucky.
00:25:59Ooh.
00:25:59Now, how about a slushie?
00:26:02A slushie.
00:26:02Don't tell me.
00:26:04Abraham's slushie.
00:26:06I know this.
00:26:06I know this.
00:26:07Third president of the United States.
00:26:09That's right, Harry.
00:26:11And this is a frozen delicious treat he was named after.
00:26:17Nice jugs.
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:20Hey, your mom's got jugs like these.
00:26:22Yeah, but they've never been in a magazine.
00:26:23Oh, they ought to be.
00:26:24They're beautiful.
00:26:25Oh, Harry.
00:26:31I just realized something.
00:26:32What?
00:26:33You're it.
00:26:34Oh, you're not getting me again.
00:26:35Victoria's Secret, huh?
00:26:36Those clothes are for chicks.
00:26:38$2.50.
00:26:39You're it.
00:26:40Oh, you want to go?
00:26:41You want to go?
00:26:42Oh, Harry.
00:26:43Jousting.
00:26:4314th century.
00:26:47You're it.
00:26:48You're it.
00:26:49Invisibility shield.
00:26:50I know where you are.
00:26:52I know where you are.
00:26:53Please pay me the $2.50.
00:26:55I know where you are.
00:26:56I know where you are.
00:26:57You're it.
00:26:58Harry, you're it.
00:26:59Seriously, stop for a second.
00:27:00Come here, Harry.
00:27:01Seriously, for a second.
00:27:02You're it.
00:27:02Oh, no.
00:27:03You're it.
00:27:03Harry.
00:27:04Buns.
00:27:05You're it.
00:27:06You're it.
00:27:09You're it.
00:27:10No, I'm not.
00:27:13Yeah, you are.
00:27:14He touched you.
00:27:15You're it until you touch someone else.
00:27:17Yeah.
00:27:17I know the rules.
00:27:19I'm just not playing your stupid game.
00:27:20Now pay me $2.50.
00:27:22You're it.
00:27:27You're it.
00:27:28Oh.
00:27:29You're it.
00:27:29No, you're it.
00:27:30No, you're it.
00:27:30You are.
00:27:31You're it.
00:27:31You're it.
00:27:31You're it.
00:27:32You're it.
00:27:36Enough!
00:27:39You're it.
00:27:41And no touchbacks, no do-overs, no erases,
00:27:44and this whole store is home-free!
00:27:50Lloyd, can you do that?
00:27:54Oh, yeah, Harry.
00:27:56He can, and he did.
00:28:01And now, it's on that donkey loan.
00:28:06Pay the man.
00:28:08Pay the man!
00:28:14Good.
00:28:16Yeah, I thought we handled that pretty well.
00:28:18These are really cold, huh?
00:28:20That's why I gotta drink them fast, Harry. Trust me.
00:28:30Drink it, Harry. Come on, buddy!
00:28:32Drink, drink, drink! Go, Harry, go!
00:28:34Woo-hoo!
00:28:38Ow!
00:28:41Refreshing.
00:28:43So what do you want to do today, Harry?
00:28:45I don't know.
00:28:47Ow!
00:28:48It hurts so good!
00:28:51No, Harry, you're not drinking it fast enough.
00:28:53You gotta drink fast. You gotta go fast.
00:28:54Go fast, go fast, go fast, go fast, go fast!
00:28:56You gotta drink it fast, Harry, before milk!
00:29:04It tastes so good.
00:29:07I can't feel my face.
00:29:08My face.
00:29:11Didn't hurt.
00:29:14Didn't hurt.
00:29:16I felt that.
00:29:25Harry.
00:29:27My mouth is frozen.
00:29:28I don't feel good.
00:29:29I can't...
00:29:31I can't feel my lips.
00:29:33Harry, they're frozen.
00:29:34I don't feel good.
00:29:36Oh, Harry.
00:29:37Here comes trouble.
00:29:41Oh.
00:29:42Hey, guys.
00:29:43Your milk bubbles look nice, Jessica.
00:29:47Good one, Harry.
00:29:49I'll see you guys tomorrow.
00:29:50I can't believe she's wearing that outfit.
00:30:01Yeah, the last time I wore those shorts, I got beat up.
00:30:06Beat up?
00:30:07Guess what's under these coconuts?
00:30:23What?
00:30:25It's a surprise.
00:30:28Well, I've got a little surprise for you.
00:30:31You got the extender?
00:30:32No.
00:30:37No, I talked to Superintendent Zimmer this morning.
00:30:40Oh.
00:30:41He's sending Richard Moffat himself to our Thanksgiving Day parade.
00:30:45Check in hand.
00:30:47Oh, Monkey, this is too exciting.
00:30:50Our dream is coming true.
00:30:52Smile, sweetheart.
00:30:54More pictures for the chest.
00:31:05What do you keep in there?
00:31:07Oh, things.
00:31:10Photos.
00:31:12Tapes.
00:31:14I tape everything that goes on in this office.
00:31:17Just like the President.
00:31:19Just like the President.
00:31:22Come here, Monkey.
00:31:25Hey, it's upside down.
00:31:27Here, hold my sack.
00:31:30All right, according to the map, we're almost at school.
00:31:32Yet we still haven't found any treasure.
00:31:36Harry.
00:31:42We may have found something even better.
00:31:44Come on.
00:31:46It's our own special bus, Harry!
00:31:52How do you know it's for us?
00:31:54Because cool kids always sit in the back of the bus, Harry.
00:31:56And here, every row is the back.
00:31:58We're all cool.
00:31:59Come on!
00:32:00Ah!
00:32:04Careful, Harry!
00:32:05It's short!
00:32:06Hey, Harry, I'm in the front of the bus!
00:32:08I'm in the back!
00:32:09I'm in the front!
00:32:10I'm in the back!
00:32:12Char, what are you doing here?
00:32:14Special needs class.
00:32:15Being a jerk doesn't make you special.
00:32:17You're just jealous.
00:32:18This is the best class ever.
00:32:20So don't ruin it!
00:32:26Sorry, special needs only.
00:32:27Look, Miss Heller, there's something fishy here.
00:32:29And I don't think it's Friday's special.
00:32:31Hmm.
00:32:32Well, I wouldn't know.
00:32:33Since I'm just the teacher and all.
00:32:35Less talking and more sitting, huh, gang?
00:32:39Let's go, Margie.
00:32:40The museum ain't gonna teach itself.
00:32:41This is a much bigger story than four-color pens.
00:32:52Every day I get the view.
00:32:58To get on the bus that takes me to you.
00:33:03You want a scoop?
00:33:04I'll give you a scoop.
00:33:06You think we're gonna stop for ice cream?
00:33:08No.
00:33:10Maybe.
00:33:13Loser.
00:33:21Slugbug!
00:33:22Ow!
00:33:23Slugbug!
00:33:24Ow!
00:33:25Ow!
00:33:26Ow!
00:33:27That's not how you play.
00:33:28Playing Australian rules.
00:33:29Don't let her pass!
00:33:30I don't care how much I play.
00:33:38Scissors, scissors, scissors, scissors too.
00:33:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:46What's that?
00:33:47It's an eagle.
00:33:48It's a barracuda.
00:33:49Fish can't eat a bird.
00:33:55Ah, too big to make the turn.
00:33:58You can't squish a bird with a paper cut.
00:33:59Yeah, you can't squish a bird with paper cut.
00:34:00Yeah, you can.
00:34:01You can't squish a bird with paper cut.
00:34:02Yeah, you can.
00:34:03No, you can't.
00:34:06Punch Buddy!
00:34:07Ow!
00:34:08Ouch!
00:34:10Porchy, look out!
00:34:11Look out!
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:23Yeah!
00:34:24Yeah!
00:34:29And now I've got my paper!
00:34:33And now I've got my paper!
00:34:36I've got my paper cut!
00:34:37I've got my paper cut!
00:34:38I've got my paper cut!
00:34:39I've got my paper cut!
00:34:41Everyone find a partner!
00:34:42You're no good to be dead!
00:34:43Stop it!
00:34:44Stop it!
00:34:45Oh, all right!
00:34:46Get back in!
00:34:47I'm back, I'm back!
00:34:48I'm going!
00:34:49Harry?
00:34:50Harry!
00:34:51Bit faster!
00:34:52We'll go back and talk!
00:34:53I'm right behind you!
00:34:54I'm right behind you!
00:34:55No, no, no, no!
00:34:56Ah!
00:34:57Hey, we've got a partner up.
00:34:58What do you say?
00:34:59You and me?
00:35:00Dream on, Desperado.
00:35:01I'm just kind of a big commitment.
00:35:02I'm joking!
00:35:03Of course I'll be your partner!
00:35:04Wow!
00:35:05You've got some serious self-worth issues,
00:35:06my pudgy ugly little friend!
00:35:07Ha!
00:35:08Stop it!
00:35:09You're embarrassing me!
00:35:10Okay!
00:35:11Say fajitas!
00:35:12Fajitas!
00:35:13Good!
00:35:14Got it!
00:35:15Yeah?
00:35:16Yeah!
00:35:17Yeah!
00:35:18Excuse me, how long does the average
00:35:19of your trip take here?
00:35:20Well, to fully experience all we have to offer,
00:35:23it takes two hours.
00:35:24Okay, you know, I'll be back in four.
00:35:26So why don't you give the tour twice
00:35:28and speak slowly?
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:30We don't take tips here.
00:35:31Oh, sure you do.
00:35:32I know you don't make much.
00:35:33Don't be proud.
00:35:34Don't be proud.
00:35:35It's going away.
00:35:36It's going away.
00:35:37It's going away.
00:35:38It's okay.
00:35:39That's what I thought.
00:35:40That's what I thought.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:46I like your outfit, Mr. Polar Bear.
00:35:48Hmm.
00:35:49Okay, I'm just gonna turn and walk away.
00:35:54Ah!
00:35:57Okay.
00:35:58I'm watching you.
00:36:01Harry?
00:36:02Who told you my name?
00:36:04Harry?
00:36:05Harry?
00:36:06Oh!
00:36:07Ugh.
00:36:08Miss-Miss Heller said not to talk to you.
00:36:11That's because Miss Heller doesn't want you to know
00:36:12this whole thing is a scam.
00:36:16I knew it was a fake.
00:36:17You did?
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:19Those Eskimos?
00:36:20I'm sure at least one of them is a mannequin.
00:36:22Harry, you're so funny.
00:36:24But listen, I have to ask you a question that might put you in a delicate position.
00:36:29You want to talk about your delegates?
00:36:31Are you trying to be funny or are you actually re...
00:36:34Wait.
00:36:35Special.
00:36:36We're all special.
00:36:37Everyone Lloyd and I chose for the class is special.
00:36:39You and Lloyd chose the class?
00:36:41Hmm?
00:36:43This is all starting to make sense.
00:36:45Can you come to my house tonight?
00:36:47Excuse me?
00:36:48We need to talk.
00:36:49Come over around seven.
00:36:50We'll clock?
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:53Yeah.
00:36:54Okay.
00:36:59A date.
00:37:00She said something about something.
00:37:02Oh, that's perfect, Harry.
00:37:03Then what?
00:37:04Then she said seven and I said four.
00:37:10Sorry about that, buddy.
00:37:12It's my first time bringing a friend up there.
00:37:14You okay?
00:37:15Yeah!
00:37:16So you gotta help me out, Lloyd.
00:37:18A real live date with a real live girl?
00:37:20Who cares?
00:37:21Chicks are for fags.
00:37:22I think she wants me to come over to put me in the right position
00:37:25to check out her delegates.
00:37:26Whatever that means.
00:37:27Oh, yeah, buddy.
00:37:28You're gonna get some.
00:37:29Some what?
00:37:30You know.
00:37:31She'll be all over you like a barrel full of monkeys
00:37:33with that short skirt and that tight shirt.
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:36So faggy I can't even think about it.
00:37:37Come on, Lloyd.
00:37:38Okay.
00:37:39If you're gonna do this, bring her something special.
00:37:41Buy her some chocolate.
00:37:42The best you can find.
00:37:44Seems simple enough.
00:37:52No, no, no.
00:37:53Hello, Jessica.
00:37:54It's nice to see you, Jessica.
00:37:55That's not right.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Hi, Jessica.
00:37:58Do you remember me from before?
00:37:59I'm Harry.
00:38:00That's stupid.
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:02Hello, Jessica.
00:38:03Notched.
00:38:04Harry, Mrs. Harry, Jessica.
00:38:05Mr. Harry, Jessica.
00:38:06Mr. Harry, Jessica.
00:38:07J-E-S-S-I-S-S-I.
00:38:08Harry.
00:38:09Hi.
00:38:10Do you want to come inside?
00:38:11Okay.
00:38:12Wipe your feet.
00:38:13My parents are totally anal.
00:38:14Oh, that's gross.
00:38:15Would you like something to drink?
00:38:16Yeah, but I'm buying.
00:38:17Harry.
00:38:18I have a lot of questions to go over with you, so let's just go upstairs.
00:38:36Good plan.
00:38:37So I'm not really ready for downstairs.
00:38:39Harry, you're so funny.
00:38:40Really?
00:38:41I'm not even trying.
00:38:43Are you coming?
00:38:44Yeah.
00:38:45Harry, stop forcing around.
00:38:46Oh, boy.
00:38:47Okay.
00:38:48There's a lot to go over, Harry, so it may get hard for you.
00:38:50Hard for me?
00:38:51Hard for me.
00:38:52Hard for me.
00:38:53Hard for me.
00:38:54Harry, do you want to sit down?
00:38:55No, no, I'm okay.
00:38:56Okay.
00:38:57I think Collins and Heller are embezzling money from the school, and I think it's been going
00:38:58on for years.
00:38:59I just have to figure out some way to prove it.
00:39:00I mean, it doesn't make any sense to me.
00:39:01But I guess there's got to be a good explanation when Heller wore a coconut bra and changed
00:39:17her socks.
00:39:18Wow.
00:39:19She's really making me feel hot.
00:39:20What's worse is I think the entire special needs class is a scam, but I need proof.
00:39:33I don't know how much longer I can stand it.
00:39:35I didn't think the first time would hurt so much.
00:39:38It's actually in the ass.
00:39:40What?
00:39:41Harry, I'm in a position where I really need your help.
00:39:45A position?
00:39:46Great.
00:39:47Great.
00:39:48Have you a bathroom?
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50Down the hall.
00:39:53I'll be back in the gym.
00:40:12Okay, okay.
00:40:13What the?
00:40:14Water.
00:40:17Good.
00:40:18I couldn't.
00:40:19Again.
00:40:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:21What's in there?
00:40:22No, I can't.
00:40:23Ohh.
00:40:24Hey.
00:40:25No, I can't.
00:40:26Ohh.
00:40:27No, I can't.
00:40:48No.
00:40:51Oh, I didn't.
00:40:53Oh, no, no, no.
00:40:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:59Oh!
00:41:00Ah!
00:41:02Gary?
00:41:03What?
00:41:04You've been in there a while.
00:41:05Are you OK?
00:41:06Are you kidding?
00:41:07I couldn't be more OK.
00:41:08My mom wants to know if you can stay for dinner.
00:41:10Are you kidding?
00:41:11Coming.
00:41:12OK.
00:41:17I was walking on the street on a sunny day.
00:41:19Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
00:41:21I'm feeling in my bones as I have my wings.
00:41:23Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
00:41:24Wax are coming through.
00:41:25Excuse me.
00:41:26Happy boy.
00:41:27Happy boy.
00:41:28Happy boy.
00:41:29Oh, is it good when things are going your wings?
00:41:31Hey, hey.
00:41:32Um, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
00:41:36Gary?
00:41:37Are you coming down?
00:41:38Just cleaning it up!
00:41:40Harry!
00:41:41Harry!
00:41:42Boyd!
00:41:43What are you doing here?
00:41:44I came to check on you, buddy.
00:41:45I kind of screwed things up.
00:41:46I'm sure you're overreacting.
00:41:47I don't think so.
00:41:48Harry?
00:41:49Why are you covered in poo?
00:41:50I, I, I don't know.
00:41:51Okay.
00:41:52She asked me to stay for dinner.
00:41:53I don't know what to say to her.
00:41:54Oh, okay.
00:41:55I got an idea.
00:41:56I saw this in the movie once.
00:41:57It was a good one.
00:41:58Go down to this window right here, open it up, and then say whatever I say.
00:41:59Okay, thanks.
00:42:00I got to find some clothes.
00:42:01All right.
00:42:02I've got some clothes.
00:42:03All right.
00:42:04What are you doing?
00:42:05You're doing?
00:42:06Harry!
00:42:07Like, you're doing here?
00:42:08I'm doing here.
00:42:09You're doing here.
00:42:10I can't check on you, buddy.
00:42:11I kind of screwed things up.
00:42:12I'm sure you're overreacting.
00:42:13I don't think so.
00:42:14Harry, why are you covered in poo?
00:42:15I don't know.
00:42:16Okay.
00:42:17She asked me to stay for dinner.
00:42:18I don't know what to say to her.
00:42:19Oh, okay.
00:42:20I got an idea.
00:42:21I saw this in a movie once.
00:42:22and then say whatever I say.
00:42:24Okay, thanks.
00:42:25I gotta find some clothes.
00:42:26All right.
00:42:31Perfect, a businessman suit.
00:42:36Harry, what are you wearing?
00:42:38I change for dinner.
00:42:40I get dressed for all my meals,
00:42:42except for breakfast and bath meal.
00:42:45Boy, it's hot in here.
00:42:48You mind if I open a window?
00:42:49Be my guest.
00:42:52Harry, can you hear me?
00:42:54Yes.
00:42:55Yes, what?
00:42:56No, don't answer me.
00:42:57Say what I say.
00:42:58Okay.
00:43:00Okay, what?
00:43:02You have beautiful eyes.
00:43:03You have beautiful eyes.
00:43:07Hi there.
00:43:09Oh, hey, where'd you come from?
00:43:11Hey, where'd you come from?
00:43:13I was born in St. Louis.
00:43:15Do you want me to pet your head?
00:43:16Well, do you want me to pet your head?
00:43:17I bet you want your head scratched.
00:43:19I bet you want your head scratched.
00:43:21No, why?
00:43:22We still have a lot to talk about.
00:43:23Hey, but you want-
00:43:24Oh, oh, oh.
00:43:25Don't you snap at me.
00:43:26You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face.
00:43:28Don't snap at me like that.
00:43:29You're lucky I don't punch you in the face.
00:43:32Oh, I remember you.
00:43:33How could I forget those big hairy nipples?
00:43:35How I remember you?
00:43:37How could I forget those big hairy nipples?
00:43:39I can almost smell your stinky finuter from here.
00:43:41I can almost smell your stinky finuter from here.
00:43:43Harry.
00:43:45Now what are you staring at you, ugly monkey?
00:43:46Now what are you staring at you, ugly monkey?
00:43:48Jessica, who's this?
00:43:49It's Harry, Dad.
00:43:51Why is he talking to you like that?
00:43:52He's special.
00:43:55Oh.
00:43:58Hi, Harry.
00:43:59Hey.
00:44:00Bark, bark, bark.
00:44:03Dinner's ready.
00:44:04What are we doing sitting around yapping?
00:44:08Let's eat.
00:44:09All right.
00:44:14Hey, Harry.
00:44:15Be confident.
00:44:16You look lovely.
00:44:17Oh, yeah.
00:44:21Lloyd?
00:44:24What are you doing here?
00:44:26You live here?
00:44:27I don't even- I thought Harry was just visiting his accountant.
00:44:34So you like your butter, do you?
00:44:38You got some margarine if you want.
00:44:40You can just scoop it out of the tub.
00:44:41No, I'm fine, thank you.
00:44:44Oh.
00:44:45This is, uh, Harry.
00:44:48Hello.
00:44:49You know, they make that in a woman's suit, too.
00:44:57Jessica, we're eating.
00:44:59Meet me in the front door.
00:45:00Yeah, I was just gonna go there anyway.
00:45:02Well, I see you like my rolls.
00:45:05Sure.
00:45:05I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
00:45:15So, Charlie, what business are you in?
00:45:18The name's Walter.
00:45:23Lloyd, hi.
00:45:24Jessica?
00:45:24Yeah.
00:45:25So, uh, did you give him some yet?
00:45:27Some what?
00:45:28You know, some.
00:45:29Lloyd, Harry and I have been talking about school.
00:45:31In fact, I want to ask you something.
00:45:32Yeah, I know.
00:45:33You want to go for a ride.
00:45:35Pretty sweet waxer, huh?
00:45:37Where did that come from?
00:45:39I live with the janitor.
00:45:40Yep, I got a key to every room in the school.
00:45:42So can you get us into the principal's office?
00:45:44Principal's office?
00:45:45Yeah, I could probably swing that.
00:45:47Lloyd, that's it.
00:45:48Maybe now I'll get my story.
00:45:50Lloyd!
00:45:52What?
00:45:53Ah!
00:45:57Two timey slut!
00:45:58No!
00:45:59I thought you were from St. Louis!
00:46:01I don't ever want to see you again!
00:46:03No!
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:09And I'm leaving!
00:46:13He's shit everywhere.
00:46:15Damn it!
00:46:16There's shit everywhere!
00:46:18Damn it!
00:46:19There's shit on the windows!
00:46:21Oh, my God!
00:46:23My house is full of shit!
00:46:25He's shit everywhere!
00:46:27Look what he did!
00:46:28He's shit all over the wall!
00:46:30When can you do it?
00:46:31Get out of here!
00:46:32Uh, shh.
00:46:33How about tonight at 8?
00:46:34Great.
00:46:35Thanks.
00:46:36Thank you, Lloyd.
00:46:37I gotta go upstairs.
00:46:38I gotta go upstairs.
00:46:39You gotta leave.
00:46:40See you at 8.
00:46:41Calm down!
00:46:42Just calm down!
00:46:43Woo!
00:46:44A date with Jessica!
00:46:45Yeah!
00:46:46Somebody's getting shit all over the wall!
00:46:51I'm right on time.
00:46:55Won't be long now.
00:47:00This is gonna be great.
00:47:02I can picture it now.
00:47:04Super cool, Lloyd.
00:47:07Super cool, Lloyd.
00:47:08Oh, ladies, and that's why God created women with two breasts instead of three.
00:47:13Although you're cute, too.
00:47:14Yes, you are.
00:47:15You should see your asses.
00:47:21Lloyd, I finished all your homework.
00:47:24Oh, thanks, Jessica.
00:47:26Lost, sister.
00:47:27He's mine.
00:47:28In your dreams.
00:47:29I saw him first.
00:47:30You just want him for his hot breath.
00:47:33He's a rat.
00:47:34You just want him because he's a genius like Albert Frankenstein.
00:47:37You said that luck, right?
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:40Girls?
00:47:41Girls?
00:47:42Girls!
00:47:43Girls!
00:47:44All right.
00:47:45There's only one way to settle this.
00:47:47Makeout contest.
00:48:03All right.
00:48:04All right.
00:48:06Lloyd, what are you doing?
00:48:07That's Jessica.
00:48:08Hey, my mom.
00:48:09Hi, sweetie.
00:48:10Hey, Mom.
00:48:11Harry, this is my fantasy, and I suggest you leave right now before I imagine something horrible.
00:48:16But I...
00:48:17Harry?
00:48:18Uh-uh.
00:48:19Your fantasies are so much cooler than mine.
00:48:22Hey, thanks for the jetpack!
00:48:23Woo!
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:26Woo!
00:48:27Woo!
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:30Woo!
00:48:31Woo!
00:48:32Woo!
00:48:33Woo!
00:48:34Woo!
00:48:35Woo!
00:48:36Woo!
00:48:37Woo!
00:48:38Woo!
00:48:39Woo!
00:48:40Woo!
00:48:41Woo!
00:48:42Woo!
00:48:43Woo!
00:48:44Woo!
00:48:46Oopsie-daisy.
00:48:47Boy, did you just fart?
00:48:51Maybe.
00:48:52Well, something stinks.
00:48:54Well, maybe it's this mixtape I made you.
00:48:57Or maybe these flowers.
00:48:59Uh...
00:49:00Thanks, Lloyd.
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02So, are you ready to take me to the principal's office?
00:49:05Yeah!
00:49:06So no small talk, huh?
00:49:08Yeah, good, because, you know, I'm not a big fan of the small talk.
00:49:11So how about this weather?
00:49:13Hey, Jessica!
00:49:14I'm coming!
00:49:15Oh!
00:49:16So I see you've started without me.
00:49:17What are you doing?
00:49:18What are you doing?
00:49:19Let's just do it and get out of here.
00:49:20Wow.
00:49:21Straight to the business.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Let me just get ready.
00:49:24I can't get it off.
00:49:25I can't get it off.
00:49:26I'm so close.
00:49:27I can't get it off.
00:49:28I'm so close.
00:49:29I can feel it.
00:49:30I never should have switched from Velcro.
00:49:31Oh, wait!
00:49:32I got it!
00:49:33I got it!
00:49:34That's it.
00:49:35I'm done.
00:49:36This just didn't work out like I thought it would.
00:49:37Did you at least enjoy yourself?
00:49:38No, it was a complete waste of time.
00:49:39What the hell?
00:49:40This is embarrassing.
00:49:41I mean, this is embarrassing.
00:49:42I mean, this has never happened to me before.
00:49:43Oh!
00:49:44Oh!
00:49:45Oh!
00:49:46Oh!
00:49:47Oh!
00:49:48I can't get it off.
00:49:49I'm so close.
00:49:50I can feel it.
00:49:51I never should have switched from Velcro.
00:49:52Oh!
00:49:53Oh, wait!
00:49:54I got it!
00:49:55I got it!
00:49:56That's it.
00:49:57I'm done.
00:49:58This just didn't work out like I thought it would.
00:50:00Did you at least enjoy yourself?
00:50:01No.
00:50:02It was a complete waste of time.
00:50:04This is embarrassing.
00:50:05I mean, this has never happened to me before.
00:50:09That's my boyfriend.
00:50:14Boyfriend?
00:50:15What was all that talk about you riding on my waxer?
00:50:19Thanks, Lloyd, but I didn't find what I was looking for.
00:50:22And can you do me a favor and clean this place up?
00:50:26Principal Collins can't know that we were here.
00:50:28Yeah, no problem.
00:50:29I don't kiss and tell!
00:50:30Dirty girl.
00:50:31Oh, my God.
00:50:32A treasure chest.
00:50:33I found Harry's treasure.
00:50:34Oh!
00:50:35Oh!
00:50:36Oh, it's heavy.
00:50:37It must be fully loaded.
00:50:38Harry!
00:50:39Give me the money.
00:50:40Let's go.
00:50:41I'm a treasure chest.
00:50:42I found Harry's treasure.
00:50:44I found Harry's treasure.
00:50:45Oh!
00:50:46Oh!
00:50:47Oh!
00:50:48Oh, it's heavy.
00:50:49It must be fully loaded.
00:50:50Harry!
00:50:55Hey, huh?
00:50:56If you're gonna be making the five-man tag safe...
00:50:58Give me the money.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:00I'm a man-packed native.
00:51:06Give me the money.
00:51:07Let's go.
00:51:18Harry!
00:51:19Hey, I found the treasure!
00:51:21Go away, ass-face!
00:51:22Did you hear what I said, Harry?
00:51:24The treasure, like on your map!
00:51:25Yeah, right.
00:51:26Why don't you go show it to your girlfriend?
00:51:28Jessica and I are through, Harry.
00:51:30Yeah, I couldn't stand being with her
00:51:32knowing that you liked her.
00:51:33It just wasn't worth our friendship.
00:51:35Oh, you know, and also she had a boyfriend.
00:51:37Did you hear something, Captain Rob?
00:51:40Captain Rob came back?
00:51:41Yeah, he does sound like a rat fink.
00:51:45Hey, there's no reason to use that kind of language.
00:51:48Good one, Captain Rob.
00:51:49He does look like a you-know-what.
00:51:52We're telling inside jokes, aren't we now?
00:51:56You know what?
00:51:57That's it!
00:51:58We're through!
00:51:59You're out of the cool club!
00:52:01Yeah, the next time Turk's passing out wedgies,
00:52:02you're not gonna get one!
00:52:04Nuh-uh!
00:52:06We're done, pal!
00:52:07Finito!
00:52:08The end!
00:52:12Outfeeder schnitzel!
00:52:16Mantel talk!
00:52:17I know just how to whisper, and I know just how to cry, I know just where to find the answers, and I know just how to lie, I know just how to fake it, and I know just how to skin it.
00:52:47I know just when to face the truth, and then I know just when to dream, and I know just where to touch you, and I know just where to touch you, and I know just what to prove, I know when to pull you closer, and I know when to let you lose, but I don't know how to leave you, and I'll never let you fall.
00:53:16I know just how to think about it.
00:53:17And I know just how to explain the truth, and I know just how to make love, and I know just how to cry.
00:53:51Come to Pete's Seafood Shanty!
00:54:02Fight!
00:54:06Do I know you?
00:54:07Do you know me? Yeah, you know me.
00:54:09I'm in your class, stupid.
00:54:12Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
00:54:13It's really you.
00:54:16You're Harry's friend, aren't you?
00:54:18Well, I wouldn't call us friends,
00:54:20but we're all right.
00:54:22Oh, you really are a pirate.
00:54:25Oh, yeah, you like it?
00:54:27So I'm an arsehole, eh, Captain Rob?
00:54:29Huh?
00:54:30What are you talking about?
00:54:34Whatever.
00:54:36Come to Pete's!
00:54:37I love you!
00:54:41Hey, buddy, hey!
00:54:43Harry, you buddy, you got to see this!
00:54:46Harry, you in there!
00:54:47Harry!
00:54:48Harry, I got a surprise for you!
00:54:56You took the polar bear out of its natural habitat!
00:55:00Hey, Dad!
00:55:04Mommy, where's the daddy polar bear?
00:55:07He was shot by a hunter, just like your father.
00:55:10Boys!
00:55:12I can't believe you!
00:55:14Just when I thought I couldn't get any murder at you,
00:55:16you'd do something like this.
00:55:20Get that polar bear out of my yard!
00:55:22Out of my room!
00:55:23Okay, buddy!
00:55:27I got it!
00:55:28What I want you got
00:55:30That might be hard to handle
00:55:32Like the flame that burns the candle
00:55:35And I can't explain
00:55:38Oh, yeah
00:55:40Well, well, you
00:55:41You make my dream come true
00:55:47You, you, you, you
00:55:49Well, well, well, you
00:55:52Oh, yeah
00:55:55You make my dream come true
00:55:57Hey, buddy!
00:55:58What happened to you?
00:56:01I don't want a problem, okay?
00:56:04Mom!
00:56:05Mom!
00:56:06Get out of my way!
00:56:07Get out of my way!
00:56:08I'll get out of your way!
00:56:10You must be jealous of her.
00:56:12Pull her away.
00:56:12Where is it?
00:56:24Baby, I'm gonna spend the morning at the mall
00:56:26You know, shop for Waikiki
00:56:29Where the hell is it?
00:56:29A lot of stuff we could use for the trip
00:56:31What are you looking for?
00:56:34My chest
00:56:35The chest I keep my papers in
00:56:37What papers?
00:56:39The documents, the photos, the tapes
00:56:41The evidence
00:56:42Evidence of what?
00:56:45Sweetheart, keep up with me for half a minute
00:56:47The evidence of every scam we've ever pulled
00:56:51The evidence that's gonna put us away for 20 years
00:56:54Well, where is it?
00:56:56Oh, I don't know!
00:56:56It's not here!
00:56:57Somebody stole it
00:56:59Jessica
00:57:02What Jessica?
00:57:05That girl
00:57:06Who tried to follow me on the field trip
00:57:08She took it
00:57:10Are you sure?
00:57:11Yeah!
00:57:12Oh, she's been snooping around
00:57:14Asking questions
00:57:15Hmm
00:57:17Well
00:57:18I'll take care of her
00:57:21Yeah?
00:57:23You gonna kill her?
00:57:29No, no
00:57:30I'm not
00:57:31I'm not gonna kill her
00:57:32Honey, why don't you see to it
00:57:33The kids are ready for the parade, okay?
00:57:36Okay
00:57:37Yeah
00:57:37And I think I'll pay Jessica
00:57:40A little visit
00:57:43The Thanksgiving Day Parade is almost here
00:57:47So, any ideas for a float?
00:57:51Ooh, a raft
00:57:52A blimp
00:57:53A turd
00:57:53Titanic
00:57:54A platypus
00:57:55Corndog
00:57:56A message in a bottle
00:57:57No
00:57:58Nothing's that float
00:57:59Ideas for a float
00:58:01You know, like
00:58:02If you see a parade
00:58:03And people
00:58:04Can I hear from anyone else?
00:58:08Hello?
00:58:09Hi, Ching-Chang
00:58:10What do you have?
00:58:10She's saying
00:58:20A beautiful swan
00:58:22Flying gracefully over the rice fields
00:58:28To the tune of
00:58:33Only the Lonely
00:58:34By Roy Orbison
00:58:35No, no
00:58:37Come on, you guys
00:58:38Focus
00:58:39Think
00:58:39Put your thinking caps on
00:58:41What do you think of
00:58:42When you think of Thanksgiving
00:58:43Like cranberries and Indians?
00:58:46Football
00:58:46Football
00:58:47Yeah
00:58:48Get some
00:58:49Good for you
00:58:50No
00:58:51Oh, hey
00:58:52Lewis has got a good idea
00:58:53George Washington
00:58:54Wow
00:58:55He only invented money
00:58:57Very good, Lloyd
00:58:58How about a float
00:59:00Of George Washington
00:59:02Crossing the Delaware
00:59:03Ooh
00:59:04Or maybe a river
00:59:04Like the Atlantic
00:59:05Okay
00:59:06So it's settled
00:59:08This is gonna be the greatest Thanksgiving ever
00:59:10What do you mean
00:59:10We have to
00:59:11We have to parade around
00:59:12In front of everyone
00:59:13On a float of George Washington
00:59:15We're gonna look like idiots
00:59:16Exactly
00:59:17No chance
00:59:18We are not doing it
00:59:19No effing way
00:59:21Hey, did I mention
00:59:26That if you don't make a float
00:59:28It's back to homework
00:59:30And real grades
00:59:33How'd you like that?
00:59:35Oh
00:59:35And actually having to attend class
00:59:39No
00:59:40Which means
00:59:42You won't be so special anymore
00:59:45That's what I was talking about
00:59:59Break your mama's back
01:00:03Now whip it
01:00:04Into shape
01:00:06Keep it up
01:00:07Get straight
01:00:09Go forward
01:00:11Move ahead
01:00:12Try to be tempted
01:00:14It's not too late
01:00:15To whip it
01:00:16Whip it good
01:00:18Hey guys, check it out
01:00:29Thanks Principal Collins
01:00:34For giving me this interview
01:00:35Anything I can do to help
01:00:37So, you had some questions?
01:00:39Yes, actually
01:00:40Last year Toby was in AP English
01:00:43And Lewis won the science fair
01:00:44What are they doing
01:00:45In this new special needs class?
01:00:47Well, that's a poor question
01:00:48It's wordy, pedantic
01:00:50A good question
01:00:51Gets right to the point
01:00:52Example
01:00:52Where's my chest?
01:00:55Chest?
01:00:56I don't know
01:00:57What you're talking about
01:00:58Oh, I think you do
01:01:00You know
01:01:06My parents are gonna wonder
01:01:07Where I am
01:01:08One phone call from the principal
01:01:10Will take care of that, my dear
01:01:11Hello
01:01:13It's me, Brenda
01:01:15Jessica's friend
01:01:17And we're gonna be pulling
01:01:21An all-nighter in the library
01:01:22Tonight
01:01:24Cause we have a big exam tomorrow
01:01:27Macroeconomics
01:01:29And it's really hard
01:01:31Ooh, they still have my two favorite flavors
01:01:34Cherry and green
01:01:36Yeah
01:01:37Oh, hey, fellas
01:01:39You want some of this?
01:01:40Yeah
01:01:41Oh, it's gonna be good
01:01:42You know what?
01:01:44I'm gonna go crazy
01:01:45I'm gonna have two flavors
01:01:47Suicide of deliciousness
01:01:49That looks so tasty
01:01:51Oh, God, I want that
01:01:52He's mixing them
01:01:52Oh, it's gonna taste so good
01:01:54I was right
01:01:58It's really good
01:01:59He's so lucky
01:02:01Lucky
01:02:02Suck it
01:02:09Oh, I want one
01:02:10Well, we can't go in there
01:02:12We'll be it
01:02:12You're right
01:02:17We can't
01:02:19Come here
01:02:21Come here
01:02:21Hey, hey, little buddy
01:02:24Hey, how you doing?
01:02:25Hey, uh, you wanna make two dollars?
01:02:27Sure
01:02:28Yeah, okay
01:02:29All you gotta do is go in there
01:02:31And get us two slushies
01:02:32Okay
01:02:34Okay, as in we got a deal?
01:02:38Yeah, deal
01:02:40First, give me the two dollars
01:02:42I said doll hairs
01:02:44Psych
01:02:45But a deal's a deal
01:02:45In you go, little buddy
01:02:46Come on
01:02:47Fine
01:02:47Give me the doll hairs
01:02:49Harry?
01:02:52A deal's a deal
01:02:53Would you take five bucks instead?
01:03:03Good thing, get here
01:03:04Good thing
01:03:04All right, be cool
01:03:05Be cool
01:03:06Be cool
01:03:06Yeah, and she's like
01:03:10You better call my mom
01:03:11And I'm like, whoa
01:03:12And she's like, oh
01:03:13And I'm like, whoa
01:03:14And she's like, oh
01:03:15And I'm like
01:03:15It's Brenda
01:03:18I'm new
01:03:20Oh
01:03:24Ice, ice, baby
01:03:26Yeah, I peed in those
01:03:34Enjoy
01:03:34Grow up
01:03:39You're it
01:03:46Or not
01:03:46R2
01:03:48D2
01:03:48Chewbacca
01:03:49Oh, good one, Harry
01:03:50Hey, it's Jessica
01:03:51Harry
01:03:52I thought we worked through this
01:03:54No, it's Jessica
01:03:56Oh
01:03:57Must be your boyfriend's car
01:03:59It's Principal Collins
01:04:00Principal Collins is Jessica's boyfriend?
01:04:03Oh, that totally makes sense
01:04:05That's why she didn't want him to know
01:04:06That we were in his office the other night
01:04:08He can't see us here
01:04:08Quick, be conspicuous
01:04:09Conspicuous?
01:04:18No wonder we both struck out with her
01:04:19I mean, how can we compete with the sexual power of the man who occupies the highest office in the land?
01:04:24Yeah, he's like the Pope, Harry
01:04:25I mean, like we're gonna snake a chick from the Pope
01:04:27Here he comes
01:04:32Oh, Harry, switch
01:04:33Harry
01:04:34Jesus, Moses, Mary
01:04:36Hey, let's go spy on him
01:04:46Good thinking, Harry
01:04:46Harry, offset
01:04:51Lemurs
01:04:52Take two
01:04:53Harry
01:04:54Go left
01:04:55Go left
01:04:56Seeks and assist
01:04:57Seeks and assist
01:04:58Go, Harry
01:04:59Push, push, push
01:05:01Harry, go straight
01:05:02Warp speed, Harry
01:05:03Warp speed
01:05:04Take the dragon, Harry
01:05:05Stay with us
01:05:06Push, push
01:05:07Push
01:05:08Push
01:05:09Is that the best you've got?
01:05:10Hey, that's my cart
01:05:11Uh-oh
01:05:12It's a deep eye of the tiger
01:05:17Is the thrill of the fight rising up to the challenge of our rival
01:05:21Ice cream?
01:05:22Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Harry?
01:05:23Oh, yeah
01:05:24Is that the best you've got?
01:05:26Hey, that's my cart
01:05:28Is that the best you've got?
01:05:30Hey, that's my cart
01:05:31Oh, yeah
01:05:32Is that the best you've got?
01:05:33��
01:06:01Let's go!
01:06:04Lily!
01:06:10Harry!
01:06:11Harry's over!
01:06:13So what did you tell my parents on the phone?
01:06:16Not to expect you to know.
01:06:18Well, someone's gonna come looking for me.
01:06:20Oh, I don't think so, my dear.
01:06:31I'm gonna ask you one more time, Jessica.
01:06:37Where's my chest?
01:06:39I don't know what you're talking about.
01:06:47Don't know what I'm talking about, hmm?
01:06:50You don't know what I'm talking about?
01:06:55Well, well, well.
01:06:56What have we here?
01:07:01It appears to be a tape.
01:07:03That's not your tape.
01:07:04Don't play with me, dear.
01:07:06You're way out of your league.
01:07:17Jessica!
01:07:19Harry!
01:07:20Lloyd!
01:07:22You guys are a mess.
01:07:25Well, we were still hungry, so we decided to get some dessert.
01:07:28It was fun!
01:07:29Yeah.
01:07:30It was fun until Harry decided to put his wiener in my ear.
01:07:33Sorry about that.
01:07:34Yeah, it's all right.
01:07:35So it looks like the best man won.
01:07:37Wouldn't you tell us your boyfriend was principal college?
01:07:39What?
01:07:43Jessica!
01:07:44You light up my life!
01:07:47Is that my mixtape?
01:07:49It's being used for your seduction?
01:07:52I'm flattered.
01:07:53Lloyd, when we were in Principal Collins' office, did you see any kind of chest?
01:07:57You mean like Harry's treasure chest?
01:07:58Sure.
01:07:59I know where that is.
01:08:00You found my treasure?
01:08:01Why didn't you tell me?
01:08:03Three words.
01:08:04I did.
01:08:05All right, you were just all mad at me.
01:08:06You wouldn't even listen.
01:08:07Yeah, well, I'm listening now.
01:08:08Me too.
01:08:09This is my favorite part.
01:08:10Harry, Lloyd, listen to me.
01:08:12I only have time to say this once.
01:08:14God, she is so cute.
01:08:16Look at her teeth.
01:08:18I bet she can bite through anything.
01:08:21Yeah, she could.
01:08:23I wonder what Lloyd's thinking about.
01:08:28Look at all that hair.
01:08:30She must have millions of tiny holes in her head.
01:08:33Otherwise, it would just bunch up all in her brain.
01:08:36So, guys, are you listening to me?
01:08:39Yeah, sure.
01:08:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:41I would, you know.
01:08:42Yeah, sure.
01:08:43I'm a Pisces, and that's the sign of the Badger.
01:08:52I love picnics in the city.
01:08:54You guys gotta go get that chest and show the world what Collins has been doing.
01:08:57Don't worry about me.
01:08:58I can get out of this any time I want.
01:09:00And I'm getting the story every high school reporter dreams of.
01:09:09Go.
01:09:10Get out of here.
01:09:18What?
01:09:19I don't think this is the right thing to do.
01:09:21Harry, we don't even know what's in there.
01:09:23You're overreacting.
01:09:24I don't know who we are anymore.
01:09:26You're right.
01:09:27But I feel like I deserve much more of this treasure,
01:09:30because, you know, I was the one that found it.
01:09:31Well, my mom gave me the map.
01:09:33But I lugged it all over town.
01:09:34I made the polar bear pants.
01:09:35I ate your mom's pie.
01:09:36I found that rock.
01:09:37It was a diamond, and you swallowed it.
01:09:39Well, we were all on a top axe.
01:09:41Enough!
01:09:42What has this cursed chest done to us?
01:09:45You know, Lloyd, a real treasure is our friendship.
01:09:49Yeah, you're right.
01:09:51On the other hand...
01:09:56What's all this?
01:09:57Oh!
01:09:58It's full of files.
01:09:59There's pictures.
01:10:00There's documents.
01:10:01It's amazing!
01:10:02Oh!
01:10:03Oh!
01:10:04Hey, Lloyd!
01:10:05This looks like one of your mixtapes.
01:10:06Maybe it's from the pirate who buried this treasure.
01:10:07We should go put it on.
01:10:08Principal's log.
01:10:09September 23rd.
01:10:10Check, check, check.
01:10:11Sound check.
01:10:12Uh...
01:10:13Hey, it's from the pirate who buried this treasure.
01:10:15We should go put it on.
01:10:17Principal's log.
01:10:18September 23rd.
01:10:19Check, check, check.
01:10:20Sound check.
01:10:21Uh...
01:10:22Hey, it's Principal Collins.
01:10:23It makes total sense.
01:10:24I found the treasure chest at his office.
01:10:25Boy, this mixtape isn't as good as yours, Lloyd.
01:10:27No.
01:10:28Although he speaks pretty good Chinese.
01:10:29It's not Chinese.
01:10:30That's not Chinese.
01:10:31That's not Chinese.
01:10:32That's not Chinese.
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:34Oh!
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:36Oh!
01:10:37Oh!
01:10:38Oh!
01:10:39Oh!
01:10:40Oh!
01:10:41Oh!
01:10:42Oh!
01:10:43Oh!
01:10:44Oh!
01:10:45Oh!
01:10:46Oh!
01:10:47Oh!
01:10:48Oh!
01:10:49Oh!
01:10:50Oh!
01:10:51Oh!
01:10:52That's Chinese.
01:10:53Oh, yeah.
01:10:54And that is how I, Principal Collins, became the mastermind behind this glorious plan.
01:11:02It's the crime of the century.
01:11:04One more time.
01:11:05He's right.
01:11:06We have committed the crime of the century.
01:11:08We never thanked him for giving us the special needs class.
01:11:11But what do we do?
01:11:15I have an idea.
01:11:22Welcome to the Providence Hills High School Thanksgiving Parade.
01:11:25Aren't you glad you're not watching football?
01:11:28This year's theme, white meat or dark.
01:11:34Quotes and exhibits from all classes and organizations.
01:11:37So, enjoy!
01:11:38Good boy!
01:11:39What the hell is that?
01:11:41What did you morons do?
01:11:43Where's George Washington?
01:11:44What do we do with this?
01:11:45Looks great, doesn't he?
01:11:47No.
01:11:48What were you guys thinking?
01:11:50Yeah.
01:11:51Why'd you give him a makeover?
01:11:54Sorry I'm late.
01:11:55Woke up tied to the bed.
01:11:57Somebody cut my hair while I was sleeping.
01:11:59Hey, that's my hair!
01:12:01I've searched everywhere and no luck.
01:12:14The chest is still out there.
01:12:16Well that's why we get the check as soon as Zimmer shows up and blow this pop stand before
01:12:21anybody finds out anything.
01:12:23The band sounds terrible.
01:12:25I know.
01:12:26I sold all the wind instruments.
01:12:29Hawaiian air, business class.
01:12:32You like your new coat?
01:12:34I like it.
01:12:35That's why our mascot isn't a stallion anymore.
01:12:38This is horse?
01:12:39No, no, no.
01:12:40I sold the horse.
01:12:41I didn't know horse could do this off.
01:12:43But that's not horse, is it?
01:12:44No.
01:12:45Yes, yes, it is.
01:12:46It is soft.
01:12:48So what do you think of the float?
01:12:50Hey guys, this is much better.
01:12:51Yeah.
01:12:52Principal Collins is a way greater American than George Washington will ever be.
01:12:55I don't get it.
01:12:56Why'd you make him a pirate?
01:12:58I'll tell you why.
01:12:59You won't believe these documents.
01:13:01They provide evidence of a long history of fraud and embezzlement from the school by Principal
01:13:06Collins and Ms. Heller, a.k.a.
01:13:09The Lunch Lady.
01:13:11God, can you believe your ears?
01:13:13Yeah.
01:13:14No clicks and whistles.
01:13:15She speaks the English perfectly.
01:13:17Boy, you're a great teacher.
01:13:19Chin Chong, what happened to your beautiful Asian accent?
01:13:21Oh.
01:13:22Actually, my name is Cindy.
01:13:24The accent just helps me meet boys.
01:13:28Y-you want it back?
01:13:31You got it, Joe.
01:13:34Look at this.
01:13:35Collins took $2,000 that was supposed to go to a new state-of-the-art stallion mascot uniform.
01:13:40Wait, what?
01:13:41Let me see.
01:13:42Well, why if I put her in this room with a puke in the head?
01:13:46Are you serious?
01:13:47And my smell.
01:13:48It's the middle.
01:13:49We gotta tell people about Collins.
01:13:56Hey, Superintendent.
01:13:57I'm not sure I can do this.
01:13:59We gotta nail this guy.
01:14:00You'll be fine.
01:14:01Just make sure he takes that check.
01:14:03Detective, you know, he's gonna be expecting Moffat to be, um, special.
01:14:09Don't worry about it.
01:14:10I studied acting at the police academy.
01:14:12Police academy?
01:14:13You'll be fine.
01:14:14Just remember your lines.
01:14:15It's showtime.
01:14:24Principal Collins.
01:14:25Superintendent Zimmer.
01:14:26Hello.
01:14:27Hello.
01:14:28Hello.
01:14:29I'd like to introduce you to Richard Moffat, former special needs student, now American success
01:14:32story.
01:14:33Well, go ahead.
01:14:34It's a very great pleasure to meet you, sir.
01:14:39Very, very great, uh, pleasure.
01:14:44Well, is that what I think it is?
01:14:50Your little gift for the school?
01:14:52Yes.
01:14:53I drew this.
01:14:58Special needs.
01:14:59Time for french fries now.
01:15:01Oh, yes.
01:15:02But the, uh, check will be presented this morning.
01:15:06I'm very strong.
01:15:08Yes, you are.
01:15:10I have your check right here.
01:15:12I think Mr. Moffat is interested in seeing the special needs float first.
01:15:16I can turn on all the faucets in my house.
01:15:20Even the hose.
01:15:21But we don't drink from the hose, do we?
01:15:23No.
01:15:24There's the special needs float.
01:15:26Oh, here they come.
01:15:27Wait to see what the children have done.
01:15:29Yes.
01:15:32This is visionary.
01:15:33I think I've finally figured out a way to build this school out of enough money to get
01:15:38us that condo in Waikiki.
01:15:40Baby, you've done it all.
01:15:41Small potatoes.
01:15:42The Richard Moffat special needs grant.
01:15:45The state is giving a hundred grand in his name to every school that has a special.
01:15:50That sounds like you.
01:15:52Oh, my God.
01:15:53They got the chest.
01:15:54You got the extender?
01:15:55No.
01:15:56Nothing they do makes any sense, which is, which is, which is why we created the special needs
01:16:02class.
01:16:05Why?
01:16:06We need that check.
01:16:07We need that check.
01:16:08He stole the school.
01:16:09Come on in.
01:16:10Wait.
01:16:11Wait.
01:16:12Tony.
01:16:13Hey, there's principal codes.
01:16:14Get him, man.
01:16:15Get him.
01:16:16Get him.
01:16:17Hey.
01:16:18Hey.
01:16:19Hey.
01:16:20Hey.
01:16:21Hey.
01:16:22Hey.
01:16:23Hey.
01:16:24Check.
01:16:25He in the hand.
01:16:26Hey.
01:16:27Hey.
01:16:28Hey.
01:16:29Hey.
01:16:30Hey.
01:16:31Hey.
01:16:33Hey.
01:16:34Hey.
01:16:35Hey.
01:16:36Hey.
01:16:37Hey.
01:16:38Hey.
01:16:39Check.
01:16:40He in the hand.
01:16:41in the hand all i wanted was a condo and waikiki watch your hands piggy get in the car
01:16:54our hard work pays off yeah he's going to jail for a long time principal of jail
01:16:59wow that's a promotion yeah those inmates are lucky yeah hey jessica hi i uh i guess i'll see
01:17:06you guys later oh my god she's two-time principal collins yeah with that complete loser yeah he's
01:17:13probably a jock oh jessica what are you thinking check out the stupid button oh you know what harry
01:17:21this whole experience has soured me on women forever yeah we should never let a woman come
01:17:25between us again well that's not gonna happen i mean we learned a very valuable lesson here harry
01:17:29we're not ever gonna forget that yeah excuse us you're harry and lloyd right actually i'm harry
01:17:39and he's lloyd well we're the vouchers my name's freda and this is rita hi boys hi we're gonna go
01:17:48check out the all girls college do you guys want to come sure no wait harry harry harry just a second
01:17:55we're just gonna listen we gotta figure out who gets to all right no more competition right okay so
01:18:01pick one
01:18:04the one on the left what's wrong that's the one that i wanted no yeah she's one of a kind
01:18:13try one in a million what should we do you take her no lloyd i'm not gonna do that to you
01:18:21it's okay here yeah i'll find somebody i'm not doing it remember chicks are for facts
01:18:29it's a good one harry
01:18:32i'll handle this
01:18:35yeah why don't you go ahead and go on without us what do you mean well someday you might meet
01:18:41somebody as special as my friend harry up there but i doubt it oh and uh your little friend over there
01:18:49she's she's nice too what
01:18:59look out harry
01:19:00oh
01:19:10that was close huh harry oh i got dirt on my shirt how gross is this oh harry oh
01:19:18harry oh you gotta look both ways buddy
01:19:21charlie oh my god hey it's you
01:19:32you're the guy that crapped up my house what are you you're covered in
01:19:38shit what are you my car is covered in
01:19:41shit no no no it's not that oh oh i'm not helping okay harry harry harry harry let's go
01:19:50what's wrong with you you okay buddy yeah there's poo all over my hood what's up with that guy
01:19:55beats me it's jessica's dad she says he's really anal oh oh my god that's gross i know
01:20:02oh there's shit everywhere hey come back here i'm not cleaning this up i'm gonna have to have this
01:20:08tone come back here are you out of your minds what is it with you and pico matter look at this
01:20:15four three two one
01:20:20that's enough
01:20:24that's it
01:20:27glass dismissed come on harry
01:20:32lois slow easy boy oh snaps
01:20:39hi
01:20:39mrs d you sure have a great looking pie you put your meat in my mom's pie
01:21:02why are you dressed like that you said no harry i said don't dress like a queen
01:21:09oh get up get up get up uh so you're uh out of the store huh yeah we're closed get out of here
01:21:22actually we have something for you you're it
01:21:27are we even filming don't you don't you snapping me like don't you snapping me like that you're like
01:21:33you don't don't you snapping me like that
01:21:35oh
01:21:39that is
01:21:39shit oh god
01:21:44harry stop harry boy
01:21:47why don't you remember when they're in her
01:21:53her pussy oh
01:21:55You want me to say shit or poo?
01:21:59Oh, my God!
01:22:00Ah!
01:22:07Oxy-daisy.
01:22:08Oh, wait.
01:22:10Oh, it's just hard.
01:22:12Jeez.
01:22:25How many words can you fit inside your suitcase?
01:22:36Packed it so tight that you couldn't sing a tune.
01:22:39You fell down the stairs cause you didn't tie your blue lace.
01:22:43Given a choice, could you choose?
01:22:47You went for a walk and you came across a cool place.
01:22:51Rested your head with a vodka by the pool.
01:22:54You remember a swim and you found that you were sinking.
01:22:58Don't you know pools are purple.
01:23:01Oh, pools.
01:23:02Given a choice, could you choose?
01:23:05Proving along all alone in the park.
01:23:08Singing a song cause you're afraid of the dark.
01:23:12Running away from a world that can't walk.
01:23:16Swinging your hips so you don't have to talk.
01:23:24Showing your girl about a natural way of living.
01:23:30I've been in the ass by a tiger at the zoo.
01:23:34And when you got home you just passed out in the kitchen.
01:23:38Now you got no one to lose.
01:23:40Ran to the store and they sold you all the future.
01:23:44Ran to the left, they can start to crack a smile.
01:23:48Come up with a plan, but that doesn't really matter.
01:23:52And when you got no reason why.
01:23:56Given a choice, could you try?
01:24:00Are you sure you'd tolerate the Community?
01:24:01It makes no difference.
01:24:02You get it.
01:24:04You gotta take a selfie, maybe.
01:24:06It wouldn't be a choice.
01:24:08Yeah, I'm sure.
01:24:09Without you, Forate-PP,
01:24:10it's very bad.
01:24:12If you have to leave yourself alone,
01:24:14we aim not to go back.
01:24:16They will die.
01:24:17You are just not a person,
01:24:19I am forever if you have.
01:24:22I must be, dear.
01:24:23You are a option,
01:24:24I must be careful here,
01:24:25but you will be your home.
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