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Daffy Duck opens a detective agency for the supernatural along side his Looney Toon buddies.
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00:00:01THE END
00:00:38Oh, my God.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:31They're sturdy.
00:01:33They're dependable.
00:01:34They're factory fresh.
00:01:35They're...
00:01:36They're...
00:01:37Hmm.
00:01:38Slightly used.
00:01:39They're...
00:02:04Sticky glue.
00:02:06So strong, it can suspend this cow from an iron girder.
00:02:12And so easy to use.
00:02:15Just place between the thumb and forefinger,
00:02:17gently squeeze,
00:02:19and...
00:02:19And, uh, it really sticks.
00:02:22Uh, uh, like that there.
00:02:46I represent the Excelsior Appliance and Appertinence Company,
00:02:49Incorporated,
00:02:49with a complete line of household appliances and a per...
00:02:51Uh, uh, per...
00:02:52It's a lady of the house, then.
00:02:54No!
00:03:12Here you are, folks.
00:03:13Step right up.
00:03:15Step right up.
00:03:15My company has authorized me to offer,
00:03:19at its last prices,
00:03:21this complete line of laugh provoker.
00:03:23The Little Jim Flower Squirter.
00:03:26Now, don't crowd.
00:03:27Don't crowd.
00:03:29Well, isn't anybody gonna crowd?
00:03:33Anybody?
00:03:35How about a Joe Myler joke book?
00:03:38Eh, laughs galore.
00:03:41Hey, Jack's Rib Tickler, ma'am.
00:03:43Amuse your boyfriend.
00:03:44It's...
00:03:45You...
00:03:46Like a...
00:03:47Nice.
00:03:48Special price on chicken inspector badge, sir.
00:03:52It's...
00:03:52It's...
00:03:53It's only 13 cents.
00:03:56Amuse your friends with a 200-volt electric hand buzzer.
00:04:05It's shocking.
00:04:06We interrupt this program for the latest news update
00:04:08on the health of world-renowned tycoon and financier J.P. Cubish.
00:04:12Special bulletin.
00:04:13J.P. Cubish, the multimillionaire, is in a critical condition.
00:04:16The ailing buzzsaw baron, who has not laughed in 50 years,
00:04:19has been quoted as saying that he would give a million dollars
00:04:22for one good laugh before he passes on.
00:04:24And you cram brand new...
00:04:25Suffering sucker, Sanch, what am I waiting for?
00:04:27I'll make that old sad sack bust a seam laughing.
00:04:36Hmm.
00:04:37Imposing-looking pile.
00:04:45Your troubles are over, Jeeves.
00:04:48Lead me to your stricken master.
00:04:50Begone!
00:04:52Can't go in, huh?
00:04:53Uh, no.
00:04:54Oh, well.
00:04:55No hard feelings.
00:04:56Shake.
00:04:56Shake.
00:04:57Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:00Shhh!
00:05:02No cigarette?
00:05:05Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:06Oh, you can see him.
00:05:08Oh, you can see him.
00:05:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:12Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:13Oh, oh.
00:05:14Right this way.
00:05:15Oh, oh.
00:05:16And that's just a sample.
00:05:18Just a sample, Ruggles,
00:05:20of what I can do for your master.
00:05:22Through hell, sir.
00:05:24Thank you, boy.
00:05:32Watch that first step, Meadows.
00:05:34It's a dilly.
00:05:36Swingin' in the bathtub.
00:05:39I was a bit dusty.
00:05:44Zenith's Little Giant Wall Scaler.
00:05:56What the hell, my chief?
00:05:57What's bringing them back?
00:05:59What is an idle elbow?
00:06:50Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael.
00:06:53Skull!
00:06:55Skull!
00:06:56Oh!
00:07:03Oh!
00:07:12Oh!
00:07:15Oh!
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:34Oh!
00:07:39Oh!
00:07:40And in this attitude of yours?
00:07:42That, A, a butiler might not want his master to recover his good health.
00:07:46But Iā¦
00:07:47That, B, said butler should endeavour to remove from the premises...
00:07:51The only person capable of restoring said health to said master?
00:07:55Huh? No! No!
00:07:57Where were you the night of April of 16th?
00:08:00Aye! Aye!
00:08:02A likely story. I see it all now.
00:08:05You and the upstairs maid.
00:08:07Do the old boy in, you said.
00:08:08Elderberry wine and old lace, you said.
00:08:11Then, the quick getaway, you said.
00:08:13Rio de Janeiro, tropical nights, romance, and a heavy bank account.
00:08:18No! No!
00:08:19Yes, yes, but you weren't smart enough, John.
00:08:23Alias Johnny, alias Jack, alias Jackie.
00:08:28What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?
00:08:31But I, but you, you.
00:08:33But just to show you I'm not all copper,
00:08:35I'm gonna give you a ten-minute head start.
00:08:38But I...
00:08:38Don't try to fight me now. Get going. Hurry up.
00:08:40They're on your trail. Run out this way.
00:08:44And stay on the straight and narrow.
00:08:46Now to business.
00:08:47What? Lace your corset, J.P.
00:08:50Here I come.
00:09:00Don't worry, Gramps.
00:09:01We'll have you fixed up in a jiffy.
00:09:18What's that for, bub?
00:09:19I haven't even started yet.
00:09:21What's the matter?
00:09:23You see anything green?
00:09:24Any slides on me?
00:09:42I haven't even started yet.
00:09:43I haven't even started yet.
00:09:43I haven't even started yet.
00:09:44I haven't even started yet.
00:09:45I haven't even started yet.
00:09:45I haven't even started yet.
00:09:47I haven't even started yet.
00:09:47I haven't even started yet.
00:09:49I haven't even started yet.
00:09:51I haven't even started yet.
00:09:55Yine, Yine, Yine!
00:09:57Yine!
00:10:01Yine!
00:10:02Ya,
00:10:03yine,
00:10:04yine!
00:10:04Yine,
00:10:05yine!
00:10:10Ah!
00:10:12Agh!
00:10:27And to my beloved mascot, Daffy Duck, who has given me much solace in my final days,
00:10:34I leave the bulk of my financial assets with the provision that Daffy use the money to exemplify the highest
00:10:42spirit of American free enterprise and display honesty in all business affairs.
00:10:57Ho-hoo! Supplicant last!
00:11:06I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I've got a lot of what it takes to get along.
00:11:13Ah, upward mobility. The smell of it.
00:11:17Gads, that cubish. What a rube.
00:11:20Honesty in business affairs, honesty in business affairs.
00:11:23How corny can you get? I mean, what's he gonna do?
00:11:27He can't take it with him.
00:11:31Oh, no?
00:11:37Cubish!
00:11:48What? No!
00:11:50Cut it out, would you?
00:11:52You must use the money for good in the world.
00:11:56Yeah, use it for good. Strange that you should mention that. My very intention. You took the words right out
00:12:04of my mouth.
00:12:04You must provide a service to the community.
00:12:07Yup. Uh-huh. Sure, sure. Community service. It's the American way.
00:12:14Gee, what a hypocrite. What a jip. Community service, huh? I'll give them community service. I'll see to it that
00:12:22angry ghosts are wiped from the face of the earth.
00:12:25I'll rid the world of disgusting ectoplasmic slime like J.P. Cubish.
00:12:32Uh, uh, uh, nice ectoplasmic slime like J.P. Cubish.
00:12:41Quite artistic, if I do say so myself. Things are really looking up. Nice new office, appropriate decor. And me,
00:12:51set to embark on a potentielle lucrative business endeavor.
00:12:58Ah!
00:13:01Yup. The supernatural is a wide-open field. There are any number of crackpots out there who think they've seen
00:13:07a spook or something. It's supply and demand.
00:13:10They supply the ghosts, and I demand the money. All of which is safely ensconced herein.
00:13:2016 million, 17 or something, 26, 27. Okay, it's all here. What's left of it, anyway?
00:13:30Now all's I need is some underlings to boss around. After all, somebody's gotta do the dirty work.
00:13:36Which reminds me, where is that stupid rabbit? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
00:13:41Well, thanks, he's such a big star.
00:13:46Not again.
00:13:50What'd I say? What'd I say?
00:13:52I know, I know. It was what I said about the rabbit, right?
00:13:55Well, uh, I take it back. He's a swell rabbit. He'll be a valued entrusted associate.
00:14:04All right, all right. I'll make him vice president.
00:14:08Cubish!
00:14:10I'll get you, yes.
00:14:20Well, seeing is believing. Daffy Duck Paranormalist.
00:14:25That's right. Paranormalist will be a pair of paranormalists. Get it?
00:14:30Perhaps you were wondering why I called you here today.
00:14:32Well, uh, actually, I was just in the neighborhood and I...
00:14:36And you couldn't wait to lend your support to my little crusade against the undead.
00:14:40I tell you, it's a crisis of epidemic proportions.
00:14:44All these vampires, zombies, and men from Mars traipsing about?
00:14:47The streets aren't safe. Something's got to be done about it.
00:14:51Okay, okay, but why me? It's your civic responsibility. The public will listen to you. A veritable paragon of wholesome
00:15:00family entertainment.
00:15:02Gee, uh, I don't know. This was supposed to be my vacation at...
00:15:07Vacation, did you say? We offer marvelous travel opportunities.
00:15:11Palm Springs?
00:15:12Well, uh, close to it, anyway. How's the Bermuda Triangle? We'll see what we can do.
00:15:19Hmm. He looks cool-headed enough. Time to test his mittel under honest-to-goodness field conditions.
00:15:25I'll give him the treatment.
00:15:44What do you want?
00:15:59I love these novelty accoutrements.
00:16:02They're a riot at parties.
00:16:03But I wonder if that rabbit will be able to cut to mustard.
00:16:06Perhaps he needs a little backup.
00:16:10Now for some creative recruitment tactics.
00:16:18Porky Pig, huh?
00:16:20Well, you couldn't ask for a better pigeon than that.
00:16:23And then there are the numerous fringe benefits,
00:16:25such as our generous employee insurance policy.
00:16:28You may rest assured that if anything happens to you,
00:16:32I'll be well taken care of.
00:16:34So, are you in?
00:16:35Oh, why, yes, Mr. Duck.
00:16:37I would dearly love to join forces with your brave band
00:16:40of ghost exterminators.
00:16:43Do you think you have what it takes?
00:16:45Oh, yes, sir.
00:16:47I'll give him the acid test.
00:16:49Oh, and one more thing.
00:16:51Anyone that works with me should never get me riled.
00:16:54Oh, and why not?
00:16:56Because I'm a split personality.
00:16:59That's why not.
00:17:00I'm two people in one.
00:17:02A schi- a schi- a schizophreniac.
00:17:04When people are nice to me, I'm sweet, gentle and loving.
00:17:10Hello, baby.
00:17:11Nice fat little butter ball.
00:17:14Oh, now stop.
00:17:17But when some wise guy starts pushing me around, look out!
00:17:22I turn into a hideous monster.
00:17:36Get the idea, buster?
00:17:38I do, I do indeed, I do.
00:17:41And I'll be real nice and kind and gentle to you.
00:17:58Oh, brother, have I got this chump going?
00:18:02What a knucklehead falling for that split personality monster gag.
00:18:07Well, there, that treacherous here trickster.
00:18:09I'll show him who's a knucklehead.
00:18:11I'll give him a dose of his own medicine.
00:18:15I hope I look as scary enough.
00:18:19Well, I think I'll go scare some more daylights out of the little butterball.
00:18:33Suffering catfish! I didn't realize I was that idiot.
00:18:37I'm not.
00:18:49Gosh, what a scaredy-cap.
00:18:51Anybody who'd be scared of a masquerade costume is a craven little coward.
00:18:58Take it easy, fat stuff.
00:19:00I was just testing you.
00:19:02Good news, you got the job.
00:19:07You passed with flying colors.
00:19:11You are too kind.
00:19:17Hello, Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large.
00:19:23Porky Pig speaking.
00:19:25Yes.
00:19:27Yes, we do.
00:19:28We'd be happy to send you our free brochure.
00:19:32Daffy Duck's the name.
00:19:33The supernatural's my game.
00:19:36What's that?
00:19:37You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?
00:19:41Well, call Roto-Rooter.
00:19:44Crank call.
00:19:45All's I can say is never underestimate the power of the media.
00:19:49The phone's been ringing off the hook ever since we started advertising on TV.
00:19:53What the...
00:19:54Now how did he get in here?
00:19:56How many times do I have to tell you no pets in the office?
00:19:59Why don't you ever listen to me?
00:20:01You got wax in your ears?
00:20:03I...
00:20:07Eeps!
00:20:11I've heard of deflation, but this is preposterous.
00:20:15Cease!
00:20:15Desist!
00:20:16Wait.
00:20:17I gotcha.
00:20:18I gotta be nicer to my slave labor, right?
00:20:20Chubby over there.
00:20:22I thought so.
00:20:23Say no more.
00:20:24I'll treat him with kid gloves.
00:20:27Sorry, Snuggles.
00:20:28I didn't mean to startle you.
00:20:30I may be in the chips, but I don't forget the little people I've stepped on along the way.
00:20:34I'll give you a raise.
00:20:35Two raises.
00:20:36Bonuses galore.
00:20:38I'll...
00:20:40Okay, that's it.
00:20:41Get out of here.
00:20:42Why, I oughta...
00:20:44What a sweet little fellow we are.
00:20:47But my, don't we look peaked?
00:20:49Sort of wan and fallow-like.
00:20:51How thoughtless of me to have left you cooped up in this stuffy old office.
00:20:57There, now.
00:20:59Here's a nice, spacious window ledge for you to stretch out on.
00:21:04.
00:21:23Uh, p, uh, pardon me, your eminence.
00:21:25And I have some correspondence for you to sign.
00:21:29Quiet! Our commercial's coming on!
00:21:31And your entire family.
00:21:35Hello, folks. I don't know about you, but as for me,
00:21:39there's nothing more upsetting than having a bunch of unwelcome ghosts and ghouls clanking around the house.
00:21:45Did you ever have one of those mornings when you wake up to a whole series of unexplainable phenomena?
00:21:58Hey, hey, hey, what's up, Doc? What's going on around here? Where is...
00:22:07Where am I, anyway?
00:22:12If you've ever had this problem, and who hasn't,
00:22:16just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large.
00:22:22Spooked, spooked? Goblins gobbled?
00:22:24UFOs KO'd? Aliens alienated?
00:22:27Vampires evaporated?
00:22:29And monsters remonstrated?
00:22:31Just call 555-5925.
00:22:35Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KOWACK.
00:22:40A masterpiece!
00:22:42Even better the 47th time you see it.
00:22:45But too bad the rabbit had to overact so much.
00:23:02Good girl!
00:23:06A masterpiece!
00:23:07Oh, my God!
00:23:10What?
00:23:10Oh, my God!
00:23:15Oh, my God!
00:23:16Oh, my God!
00:23:17Ah!
00:23:17Ah!
00:23:20Ah!
00:23:49Just being a pussycat is a constant hazard.
00:24:03Phew!
00:24:04They still haven't perfected flying.
00:24:08I thought I saw a pussycat.
00:24:19I'd better hide.
00:24:20Or that bad old puttycat don't adept me.
00:24:41No use hiding, bird.
00:24:43I know you're around here somewhere.
00:24:50I know you're around here.
00:24:52You better puttycat.
00:24:54Ah!
00:24:59Ah!
00:25:05Ah!
00:25:07Ah!
00:25:09Ah!
00:25:11Ah!
00:25:11Ah!
00:25:12Ah!
00:25:13Ah!
00:25:15Ah!
00:25:15Ah!
00:25:17Ah!
00:25:22Ah!
00:25:26Ah!
00:25:28Ah!
00:25:33Ah!
00:25:36Ah!
00:25:38Ah!
00:25:39Ah!
00:25:39Ah!
00:25:46Oh, my God.
00:26:21I'll jump.
00:26:23I've got a choice.
00:26:39Fly! Fly!
00:26:40Fly faster! Fly harder!
00:26:42Fly! Fly!
00:27:02He's a killer!
00:27:03Help! Save me!
00:27:05Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:27:06Save me! He's a killer!
00:27:08Help!
00:27:13Ha! I got ya!
00:27:17And just to make sure you don't get out
00:27:20and that goon don't get in,
00:27:21I'm locking the door
00:27:23and tossing the key out the window.
00:27:26There!
00:27:26And now for that Tweety sandwich I've been dreaming of.
00:27:33Stop squirming!
00:27:35I can't stand a sore loser.
00:27:38Now for a little seasoning.
00:27:40There's cloves,
00:27:43Tabasco sauce,
00:27:45what?
00:27:47No ketchup?
00:27:49Well, I guess I'll just have to eat you without it.
00:27:52Kits!
00:27:56Help! Open the door!
00:27:57Help! I'm locked in with a killer!
00:28:00Ah! Help! Help!
00:28:01Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:28:03Help!
00:28:13Save me! Ah! Ah! Ah! Save me!
00:28:17He's a killer!
00:28:18Help!
00:28:21This is the incident of Sylvester.
00:28:27Most outrageous exhibition
00:28:29of wanton cowardice.
00:28:34Shameful.
00:28:35Yeah! Shameful!
00:28:39You see, Sylvester,
00:28:41now, where have you been?
00:28:46What's gotten into you?
00:28:52He's a complete basket case.
00:28:56One word.
00:29:00Rhinophorus?
00:29:05Uh... Quasimodo?
00:29:10Monster!
00:29:18Why, uh, that's just a little old canary bird,
00:29:20uh, fluttering in the breeze.
00:29:23You, uh, yellow dog of the cowardly Sylvester, you.
00:29:30Now, Sylvester, eh, eh, come on off of there.
00:29:33Yes, yes.
00:29:35Hmm, yes.
00:29:37You oughta be, eh, be clawed, you see,
00:29:39as they have silly ninny, you.
00:29:44Okay, that's it. You're done. Fired.
00:29:46Pink slip without pay.
00:29:50How's about you and your darling pet,
00:29:52taking a little excursion to, uh, to...
00:29:58To the resort town of Dry Gulch.
00:30:00There's somethin' screwy goin' on down there.
00:30:03Terror in the tumbleweeds and that sort of thing.
00:30:05You, uh, you, uh, you, uh, never fear.
00:30:07You, uh, me, my eagle eye will be, uh, ever alert
00:30:10to anything out of the ordinary,
00:30:12ordinary, ordinary, ordinary...
00:30:13anything unusual.
00:30:15Gosh, Sylvester, isn't it wonderful?
00:30:18An all-expense-paid vacation.
00:30:21Hey, easy on the expenses, Jack.
00:30:23And take that panicky feline with you.
00:30:26Come along now, you p-p-p-p-p-p-pucil-animous pussycat, you.
00:30:34Well, Sylvester, here we are.
00:30:37Dry Gulch, our first assignment.
00:30:41Golly, I've always wanted to go out west.
00:30:44Haven't you seen it, Sylvester?
00:30:46It's so quaint and picturesque.
00:30:52I don't think we're ever going to find any jul-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-p-pulgeridists
00:30:57out here.
00:31:05Dry Gulch Hotel.
00:31:07How opportune.
00:31:08I hope they're not full up.
00:31:11Come on, Sylvester.
00:31:12I-I'm afraid we'll just have to wake somebody up.
00:31:25Wait, wait, wait, what the...
00:31:27It's this, it's Sylvester.
00:31:33Oh, Ed, don't be ridiculous.
00:31:35Now, come on, get down from there.
00:31:39I ought to clobber you.
00:31:42Come on, you great yellow cat, you.
00:31:50Wait, what now?
00:31:56Brother, the things I have to put up with,
00:31:58with this idiotic cat.
00:32:01It's just a little teeny harmless spider,
00:32:04you shameless craven, you.
00:32:07Now, come on, I'm sleepy.
00:32:19I'll just, uh, ring for the night clerk.
00:32:27I, uh, guess they're all asleep.
00:32:29So I think we'd better just sign the register
00:32:31and look up a room for ourselves.
00:32:34Eh, we'll straighten the whole thing out in the morning.
00:32:39All right, eh, wait, wait.
00:32:40What's the big idea pushing me?
00:32:55Oh, eh, eh, don't be such an idiot.
00:32:57Eh, what are you?
00:32:58Uh, schizo for free?
00:32:59Schizo for free free?
00:33:00Schizo for free?
00:33:01Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
00:33:03You think depressive or something?
00:33:14It's, it's, it's Sylvester!
00:33:17Eh, what are you trying to do?
00:33:18Eh, wake everybody in the house?
00:33:21Of all this, eh, screwball ideas,
00:33:24fighting with stuffed animals.
00:33:27Weren't we lucky to find an unoccupied sweet, Sylvester?
00:33:30Now, eh, let's go to sleep.
00:33:32You'll feel a lot better in the morning.
00:33:34Heh.
00:33:34Yes, the psychopathic old pussycat, you.
00:33:48Wait, wait, what?
00:33:49I, I can't breathe!
00:33:51What, what, what's going on?
00:33:52Hey, hey, hey!
00:33:56A, Sylvester.
00:33:57Eh, we, we, what are you doing?
00:33:59Eh, we, we, with that rope.
00:34:01And, eh, that razor.
00:34:10Uh, what, how, oh.
00:34:13Um, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:34:14We'll ever have a-
00:34:15Yeah, that settles it!
00:34:16Ah, ah!
00:34:17Out you go!
00:34:18Out, out, out, out, out, out!
00:34:33Get off of me. Get out of here. What's the big idea? What are you up to now, Sylvester?
00:34:41Sylvester, you come out of there this instant.
00:35:00Well, cut it out. Of all nonsense, I guess the only way you'll be safe from the bogeyman is to
00:35:08sleep here with me, you paltroon of a chicken cat, you.
00:35:25Hey, m-mice.
00:35:33Uh, tell me, Sylvester, is there any insanity in your family?
00:35:59Uh, what a lovely morning. This really is a restful place.
00:36:05You know, I think we'll just stay here for a week or ten days and get really rested up.
00:36:10Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope.
00:36:16And the deer and the antelope, and the deer and the antelope.
00:36:22And the deer, and the antelope, and the deer.
00:36:41And now, an important message for you and your entire family.
00:36:46Yow, yikes, yow, yiny.
00:36:50Bothered by monsters?
00:36:54Not to worry.
00:36:55Our highly skilled professional staff is equipped to handle any supernatural emergency
00:37:00using only the most advanced techniques.
00:37:04My associate shall now demonstrate.
00:37:07My stars, where did you ever get that awful hairdo?
00:37:12It doesn't become you at all.
00:37:15For goodness sakes, let me fix it up.
00:37:17Look how stringy and messy it is.
00:37:20What a shame.
00:37:22Such an interesting monster, too.
00:37:25My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo,
00:37:31then I don't know what things are coming to.
00:37:34In my business, you meet so many interesting people.
00:37:38Bobby pins, please.
00:37:39But the most interesting ones are the monsters.
00:37:43Oh, dear, that'll never stay.
00:37:45We'll just have to have a permanent.
00:37:52Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure.
00:37:56But I'll be back before you're done.
00:38:01So, folks, call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Parky Pig.
00:38:06Paranormalists at large.
00:38:08Spook spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs KO'd, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.
00:38:17Just call 555-5925.
00:38:21Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KOWACK.
00:38:33Daffy Duck, anything for a buck?
00:38:35Mr. Duck, I seem to be having trouble with my kitchen appliances.
00:38:40Listen, lady, this ain't no electricians.
00:38:43Well, it isn't quite that kind of trouble.
00:38:46Your ad says paranormal expert and...
00:38:50Oh, I get it.
00:38:51Monsters in the microwave, bats in the blender, that sort of thing.
00:38:54No problem.
00:38:56Just slip into something out of this world, and I'll be right over.
00:39:03A damsel in distress, and in a swanky part of town.
00:39:09Okay, so where's the fire?
00:39:11It's in the oven, I presume.
00:39:14Whoops.
00:39:15My mistake.
00:39:19Nothing a little oozy off couldn't fix.
00:39:26Hmm, must be the frost-free kind.
00:39:28Phew, I could use some liquid refreshment.
00:39:33Say, lady, where do you keep your glasses?
00:39:35They're in the cupboard.
00:39:40Hmm, it's getting a little crowded in here.
00:39:50Let's say we move on into someplace a little more cozy-like,
00:39:54and talk things over.
00:39:55So, uh, you have these Tupperware parties often?
00:40:02Oh, Daffy, you're so witty.
00:40:05Yes, I am witty at that.
00:40:07How very perceptive of you to notice.
00:40:10Oh, Daffy, I'm so scared.
00:40:12And it's so comforting to have a short, dark, handsome duck
00:40:16like you to protect me.
00:40:19You will help me, won't you?
00:40:21Sure, sweetums.
00:40:22It's in the bag.
00:40:27Well, with a little cooperation in the proper setting,
00:40:30we could hold hands and have a seance.
00:40:32Handy things, these seances.
00:40:46Gosh, I don't know my own strength.
00:40:48Come on down to Papa Baby.
00:40:49Ooh, big, strong, daffy, waffy
00:40:54gonna protect little itty-bitty me?
00:40:56Oh, brother, not another schizophrenic dame.
00:40:59Hey, Sybil, any more like you in a family?
00:41:02Could you send back that older sister of yours?
00:41:05Itty-bitch!
00:41:10Oh, yay, Oop, it's day, erk, jay.
00:41:15And I thought French was a romantic language.
00:41:18Mary had a little lamb.
00:41:20But I ate it!
00:41:28So, tell me, mein FrƤulein,
00:41:31when did you start hearing these voices?
00:41:32Uh, was it, uh, something in your childhood, perhaps?
00:41:36Buried deep in your subconscious mind?
00:41:39Search your memory.
00:41:43You're blocking!
00:41:55This is a little over my head.
00:41:58Here we are, how to exercise.
00:42:00Just the ticket.
00:42:01If this doesn't get her, nothing will.
00:42:04One and two and three and four.
00:42:07Uh, one and two and three and four.
00:42:10Oops.
00:42:12My error.
00:42:15Ah, here it is, the real McCoy.
00:42:20Of utmost importance in the exorcism of spirits
00:42:24is to keep them amused.
00:42:26Keep them amused, huh?
00:42:28I'll fly them.
00:42:29Guy came up to me on the street,
00:42:31said he hadn't had a bite in weeks.
00:42:33So, I bit him.
00:42:40Howdy, stranger.
00:42:41Just flew in from another world, huh?
00:42:43I'll bet your arms are tired.
00:42:49Hmm, they don't seem all that amused.
00:42:53Maybe it's a culture gap.
00:42:54I'll try something a little closer to home.
00:42:57Did you hear the one about the girl
00:42:58who didn't pay her exorcist bill?
00:43:00Her soul got repossessed.
00:43:13Oh, I feel like my old self again.
00:43:17Nothing to it, really.
00:43:19For one of my sophisticated wit.
00:43:23Uh-oh.
00:43:34The tickles.
00:43:36Oh, my hero.
00:43:52You're all coming back now, you hear?
00:44:01Phew, what a fiasco.
00:44:03Well, house calls are definitely hazardous to my health.
00:44:14Cubish.
00:44:15Let's see what my nemesis has been up to in my absence.
00:44:21Yow!
00:44:24The money supply is dwindling.
00:44:27I'm down to my last million.
00:44:30Yes, please, anything.
00:44:32Porky Pig reporting for duty, noble leader.
00:44:37Oh, it's you.
00:44:38So, what's the story?
00:44:39Any ghouls in their hills?
00:44:42Sorry, sir.
00:44:44Perfectly uneventful trip.
00:44:45Except for this terrible headache.
00:44:49I guess I'm not used to the brisk desert climate.
00:44:54Well, there's something screwy going on around there, buddy.
00:44:57I've been getting lots of calls about suspicious-like activity.
00:45:01Why don't you head on down to the Superstition Mountains
00:45:04and do some more snooping?
00:45:06You're bound to find some rich nut who's superstitious enough
00:45:09to pay us royally for our services.
00:45:12Boldly go where no pig has gone before.
00:45:19Great news, Sylvester.
00:45:22We're off to the Superstition Mountains.
00:45:26Bill's, Bill's, Bill's.
00:45:28It's positively stultifying.
00:45:30But I don't mind paying them.
00:45:32Nice bills.
00:45:33Good bills.
00:45:34Can't get enough of them.
00:45:37Some rich sucker for the supernatural
00:45:39had better materialized soon.
00:45:42Daffy Duck, paranormalist, par excellence.
00:45:45Hello, please.
00:45:46This is a person-to-person collect call
00:45:48to Mr. Daffy Duck from Outer Transylvania.
00:45:50Go ahead, please.
00:45:51I want to bite your neck.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55Don't drive that wooden snake through my heart.
00:46:00Transylvania?
00:46:01Yuck.
00:46:02What a gruesome assignation.
00:46:03But still, somebody's got to go there.
00:46:06I can't afford to leave any stone unturned.
00:46:09Ah, I got it.
00:46:10I'll stick the nasty job on that underemployed rabbit.
00:46:14After all, I did promise him travel opportunities and...
00:46:18Go ahead.
00:46:19It's your quarter.
00:46:19Guess what, pal?
00:46:21I pulled a few strings, sliced through some bureaucratic red tape, and...
00:46:25You mean I get to go to Palm Springs?
00:46:27Well, not to Palm Springs, exactly,
00:46:30but someplace even balmier.
00:46:32Scenic Transylvania.
00:46:34Tourist spot of the Western world.
00:46:36I hear it's simply breathtaking this time of year.
00:46:39Just call me when you get there,
00:46:41and we'll map out your strategy.
00:47:05Wow, what a belt.
00:47:07These Transylvanian hardwoods ain't too soft.
00:47:12Who is that delicious young creature, Emily?
00:47:17Uh-oh.
00:47:18Uh, good morning, ladies.
00:47:20Uh, lady, could you direct me to the nearest teleophone?
00:47:23Doesn't he look sweet and crunchy, Agatha?
00:47:27Oh, uh, well, uh, never mind.
00:47:29I'll just check at that motel over there.
00:47:31Boy, they don't make places like this anymore.
00:47:34Be a wonderful place for a vacation.
00:47:43Sorry to disturb you, sir.
00:47:45Ryan, I'd like to use your teleophone.
00:47:47Uh, I know it's late, but, uh...
00:47:49No, no, it's never too late.
00:47:53Come in.
00:47:54Yeah, well, you see,
00:47:55I just want to call my partner in the USA
00:47:58to tell him I've arrived in your charming country.
00:48:03Boy, keen-looking lobby they got here.
00:48:08Uh, telephones, uh, telephones.
00:48:11Why do hotels always hide their telephone?
00:48:15Booths.
00:48:17Oh, uh, yeah.
00:48:18You must be the head waiter.
00:48:21Count, blood count,
00:48:23at your service, sir.
00:48:26Yeah.
00:48:27Well, look, Archon,
00:48:28about those telephones.
00:48:31Telephones, telephone.
00:48:34Um, oh, yes.
00:48:36Right this way.
00:48:38Say, nice little plant you've got here, Doc.
00:48:40Interesting decor,
00:48:42homey, comfortable,
00:48:43nice recreational facilities.
00:48:51Nothing like family portraits
00:48:53to brighten up a place,
00:48:54I always say.
00:49:02This is your room.
00:49:04Uh, yeah, sure, Doc.
00:49:06But I don't want a room.
00:49:08I just want a telephone.
00:49:10Rest first.
00:49:11Telephone tomorrow.
00:49:14Rest is good for the blood.
00:49:19Well, I am a little fatty-gued.
00:49:22Goodbye, little friend.
00:49:24I mean, good night.
00:49:28Asleep yet?
00:49:30Nope.
00:49:31Well, ring if you need anything.
00:49:35Pop cyanide or like that.
00:49:37Same old problem.
00:49:39I just can't sleep in a strange bed
00:49:41no matter how nice the place is.
00:49:45Hey, that's what I need.
00:49:48Something to read.
00:49:49Hmm.
00:49:50Magic words and phrases.
00:49:53Sounds interesting.
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:59Magic can be performed either by potions
00:50:02or by the use of magic words and phrases.
00:50:07Among the most powerful of these
00:50:09is the word ab-
00:50:11ab-
00:50:12ab-cadabra.
00:50:14Um, yeah, oh, sure it is.
00:50:17Sick humor.
00:50:19It is to laugh.
00:50:20Magic words.
00:50:22Cully, what big mosquitoes
00:50:24they do have around here.
00:50:26Oh, still, you little devil.
00:50:29There!
00:50:36Another highly useful magic word
00:50:38is hocus pocus.
00:50:46Anyone we know, Agatha?
00:50:48No?
00:50:49Splendid-looking specimen, though.
00:50:52Boy, I hope the restaurant's still open.
00:50:54I haven't eaten since I left Cucamonga.
00:50:58La-da-dee-dee-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
00:51:02Ab-cadabra.
00:51:06Another one?
00:51:07They oughta scream this place.
00:51:26i am a vampire oh yeah well abracadabra i'm an umpire
00:51:34hocus pocus i'm a bat okay i'm a bat too abacadabra you wouldn't hit the bat with glasses on would
00:51:48you
00:51:52hocus pocus now i crush you abacadabra
00:52:05abracadabra
00:52:12abracadabra
00:52:16abracadabra
00:52:17abracapocus
00:52:21um uh hocus cadabra newport news wow i can do better than that walla walla washington
00:52:32oh uh goyels emily look it's our little friend
00:52:40look emily
00:52:44isn't it romantic i always said four heads are better than one well a telephone at last
00:52:55hello operator could you please connect me with a certain mr daffy duck in new york city
00:53:01usa
00:53:06abracapocus
00:53:08so what's a bad word anything inexplicable to write home about
00:53:12yeah nothing special but i did manage to bring together two lovely couples who have a lot in
00:53:18common what do you think we're running here a matrimonial agency just like that rabbit the company's crashing
00:53:25down around me and he gets sentimental
00:53:30uh let's see now let's see uh form a 62 b i can deduct 30 thou because of my winning
00:53:37personality
00:53:37but wait according to schedule 77 since i was born in a month with an r in it i can
00:53:43write off this
00:53:44uh subtract that uh carry the one and these new simplified tax forms are driving me nuts
00:53:54setbacks setbacks
00:53:58uh
00:54:03oh i got it i'll claim my deceased uncle robes pierre duck as a dependent
00:54:10what the irs don't know won't hurt em
00:54:13nothing simpler than a little juggling of the books
00:54:17oh come on i like to juggle books it's good clean harmless fun
00:54:21see juggling it's my hobby
00:54:30uh uh hello
00:54:32himalayas a giant monster running amok ruining poorest rape
00:54:37come quick
00:54:39help
00:54:43the himalayas
00:54:45duty calls
00:54:46i'll hop down there
00:54:48make short order of this bigfoot thing
00:54:50and they'll generously reward me with tibetan beads and trinkets
00:54:54but you know giant monsters aren't exactly my forte
00:54:59i could use a front man to take some of the lumps
00:55:02hmm sounds to me like another menial task for that dumb bunny
00:55:08transylvania transylvania where is that stupid number
00:55:30yes
00:55:31hello uh bugs uh daffy here uh how's about a nice executive junket to
00:55:37no not palm springs
00:55:40to the rugged himalayas
00:55:42seems the local yokels have a problem with some giant
00:55:45must be some kind of a native superstition
00:55:53here we are the himalayas
00:55:55what a way for a duck to travel underground
00:55:59crimea net leaves it's cold
00:56:01good thing i take my winter wardrobe
00:56:04i don't see any giant
00:56:06well come to think of it i don't even see any himalayans
00:56:09you know if we just reroute through albuquerque
00:56:12we could probably hit palm springs by this afternoon
00:56:15you and your one track mind
00:56:17first thing first buster
00:56:18there's still a little matter of this giant to take care of
00:56:22guess i'll backtrack a bit
00:56:24i must have missed something on the way
00:56:38all right what's holding up the works
00:56:40what's all the the the
00:56:47oh what a cute little pink bunny rabbit
00:56:53just what i always wanted my own little bunny rabbit
00:56:58i will name him george and i will hug him and pet him and squeeze him
00:57:03i'm not a bunny rabbit
00:57:05and pat him and pet him and
00:57:07you're hurting me
00:57:09put me down please
00:57:10and rub him and caress him and
00:57:12i ain't no bunny rabbit
00:57:14not a bunny rabbit george
00:57:17then how come you have long ears how come
00:57:21long ears
00:57:22oh those aren't ears
00:57:24those are sleeves
00:57:26so now put me down please
00:57:27oh george
00:57:29you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit
00:57:33i will punish you good
00:57:35bad old george
00:57:38look doc
00:57:39i know where there's a real bunny rabbit
00:57:41a very cuddly and a fubsy rabbit
00:57:44and then after a carrot burger and a malt
00:57:47in albacacaque
00:57:48oh bugsy
00:57:49bugsy
00:57:50bugsy buddy
00:57:50oh hi uh what's up duck
00:57:53come here old pal
00:57:54hmm
00:57:56my own little bunny rabbit
00:58:00hey an abominable snowman
00:58:05i will name him george and i will hug him and pet him
00:58:09oh sure i know i'm a louse
00:58:10but i'm a live louse
00:58:13and i will give him security
00:58:15and i will keep him warm like a mother hen
00:58:19so he will never feel rejected or lack for love
00:58:22poor old bugs
00:58:23but anyway you look at it
00:58:25it's better he should suffer
00:58:26after all it was me or him and obviously it couldn't be me
00:58:31it's a simple matter of logic
00:58:32i'm not like other people i can't stand pain
00:58:36it hurts me
00:58:37okay a bomb
00:58:39here's your bunny rabbit
00:58:40the bunny rabbit george
00:58:43bunny rabbit
00:58:44me
00:58:45yes you donk
00:58:47oh oh very funny
00:58:48ha ha very droll
00:58:50hey shorty what do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit
00:58:55the uh distinguishing characters
00:58:59yeah yeah what makes a rabbit look like a rabbit
00:59:02why uh they're long ears
00:59:04and whom around here has long ears
00:59:08sorry to have to do this to you bud
00:59:11eh don't give it a second thought
00:59:14oh boy just what i always wanted my own little bunny rabbit
00:59:19they really do make a charming couple
00:59:22pet him and squeeze him
00:59:24and rub him and stroke his bill
00:59:26and rub his pretty feathers
00:59:28hey
00:59:29wait a minute
00:59:30bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills
00:59:33i know i know
00:59:35there goes your bunny rabbit
00:59:38hey uh uh george wait
00:59:44ho ho
00:59:45look out bunny rabbit
00:59:47this i gotta see
00:59:54and i searched and i searched
00:59:56phew it's hot
00:59:58but i never caught up with my little bunny rabbit
01:00:02gee that's tough mr epdominabubble
01:00:05and now i'll never
01:00:07gosh it's hot
01:00:08never see my bunny rabbit again
01:00:12don't give up hope yet doc
01:00:13if you love him he'll come back
01:00:18well here i am
01:00:19massacre started yet
01:00:20fireworks gone off
01:00:22balloon gone up
01:00:23oh boy a bunny rabbit
01:00:26just what i always wanted
01:00:29i will name him joy
01:00:30and i will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him and hey
01:00:38hey what do you know he melted he really was a snowman
01:00:44abominable that is
01:00:48and now
01:00:49and now another important message for you and your entire family
01:00:53ahhh
01:00:54eek
01:00:55eek
01:00:55still bothered by monsters
01:00:59don't despair
01:01:00don't despair
01:01:01our company offers a fine line of magic potions and unguents
01:01:05guarantee to rid the home of your supernatural pest
01:01:08whoops
01:01:09here they come
01:01:24hmm
01:01:25hmm
01:01:26hmm
01:01:26hmm
01:01:26not bad
01:01:27come
01:01:44the
01:01:51he
01:01:52had
01:01:55a
01:01:56Wilson
01:01:57told
01:01:57who the
01:01:57So folks, call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large.
01:02:04Spooked spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs KO'd, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.
01:02:14Daffy Duck, ace paranormalist at your service.
01:02:18Hello? Hello, Mr. Duck?
01:02:20I want to report an elephant in my birdbath.
01:02:31I beg your pardon, sir. You say there's an elephant in your birdbath?
01:02:37Uh-oh, an obvious nutcase.
01:02:39So there's an elephant in your birdbath. Uh-huh. Yeah.
01:02:44Yeah, well, how does he fit in it, sir?
01:02:47Yeah, I see. The elephant in your birdbath is only five and a quarter inches tall.
01:02:53Definitely non-compass mentis. Better summon the authorities.
01:02:58Uh, no, uh, no. You wait right there, sir. Somebody will be coming to call on you very shortly.
01:03:04Now what was that address again?
01:03:06112 North Highland.
01:03:10Yeah, that's right. Please, hurry.
01:03:32Holder!
01:03:35Steady now, lad. Easy does it.
01:03:38But I did. I did see an elephant in my bird bath.
01:03:42Sure, sure, I know. I keep a giraffe in mine.
01:04:11I don't know.
01:04:42I don't know.
01:05:01You're late.
01:05:05You always used to be pink.
01:05:08And Mother used to scold me when I was only three.
01:05:12She'd say, Dolores, you're not seeing little lavender men in the sugar bowl.
01:05:17But I did, Doctor.
01:05:19And then when I went to nursery school, my teacher, Mrs. Swanson, she was a synthetic blonde.
01:05:25Well, Mrs. Swanson used to spank me, spank me hard, even when...
01:05:31I think it all began when Father refused to take me to the circus.
01:05:35I was a fragile child at six...
01:05:52Say, this teensy elephant thing has spread like wildfire.
01:05:56Right up my alley.
01:05:58A golden opportunity to go on TV and placate the citizenry.
01:06:05It can't fail.
01:06:08I'll soothe their troubled brows and be showered with goodies by a grateful populace.
01:06:18Good evening. I'm Zed Topple.
01:06:21And this is Frightline.
01:06:23Tonight, the miniature elephant.
01:06:26Is it real?
01:06:27Or is it merely a figment of our overactive imaginations?
01:06:31A product of our troubled times?
01:06:33Our guest is the noted metaphysician, Mr. Daffy Duck, who may be able to shed some light on this otherwise
01:06:41dark corner of our national obsession with...
01:06:43Uh, yeah, sure. Thank you, Zed.
01:06:45Folks, this so-called miniature elephant couldn't possibly exist.
01:06:49Now I can accept something plausible.
01:06:52Ghosts? Okay. Vampires? Fine.
01:06:55But itsy bitsy elephants? That's silly.
01:06:59That's just stupid.
01:07:00That's silly.
01:07:03Yike!
01:07:09The insult. The ignominiumousness.
01:07:12Publicly disgraced on a coast-to-coast hookup.
01:07:16Wait a minute. I can still get out of this.
01:07:18It's a TV station. I'll sue them. It's their fault.
01:07:22No. Wait. I was simply misinformed.
01:07:26It's my advisor.
01:07:27That pig. The perfect patsy.
01:07:30Nobody will believe him.
01:07:31He's the nincompoop.
01:07:33Yeah, that's it. It was his fault. Yeah.
01:07:36Who's to know?
01:07:37What's the hey?
01:07:38There's nothing wrong with a little dishonesty in business affairs.
01:07:43What am I saying?
01:07:56I'm finished.
01:08:01Strapped. Kapoot.
01:08:13Aha. It's the door. Opportunity knocks.
01:08:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:08:23Telegram for Mr. Daffy Duck.
01:08:25Ha ha ha ha.
01:08:27From the cheapskate savings alone.
01:08:34We're sorry, but we must confess.
01:08:36You're in snug pain, you're in a mess.
01:08:39It's amazing.
01:08:40Vacate to a new address.
01:08:42You can't stay here.
01:08:44You're dispossessed.
01:08:46Good evening, friends.
01:08:50It's unbelievable.
01:08:52Heads up. Holding men.
01:08:59But honest and truly, the check's in the mail.
01:09:02Sorry, Mac.
01:09:07Now what?
01:09:13One thing for sure, I got nowhere else to go but up.
01:09:40Too bad. Too bad.
01:09:42So much trouble in the world today.
01:09:47Hey, Garcon.
01:09:48How about another carrot juice on the rocks?
01:09:56Isn't this a wonderful, Sylvester?
01:09:58Camping way out here in the middle of nowhere.
01:10:01So peaceful and quiet.
01:10:02Oh!
01:10:05Oh!
01:10:06Hey!
01:10:12Relinquish me, you foul gibbering feline, you.
01:10:19That's just a little old scraggly coyote baying at the moon.
01:10:23You yellow dog of a cowardly cat, you.
01:10:39Come and get them, folks.
01:10:41Come and get them while they last.
01:10:43Trick spiders, plastic blobs, ghost goop, garlic wreaths, and other miscellaneous supernatural knick-knacks.
01:10:52Welp, how about these simply adorable wind-up dogs?
01:10:56Just one dollar a piece.
01:10:57Why, yes, I'll take one of those.
01:11:00You will?
01:11:00Really?
01:11:02Gee, thanks.
01:11:09Cubish!
01:11:29Go, no, no!
01:11:32Let's go.
01:11:34Shake tall, the
01:11:35Go, no, no.
01:11:41Go, no.
01:11:48See what you want to do.