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"The Duxorcist", "Night of the Living Duck" and "Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers" are combined to form this TV special.
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00:00Psst. Come here, Doc. Guess what? You're entering another dimension.
00:07Welcome to a world where things are seldom what they seem.
00:11Come with us past the boundaries of common sense.
00:15The guidelines of good taste.
00:18That's the signpost up ahead.
00:20Next stop, Bugs Bunny's Creature Features.
00:24Eh, first, me, in the invasion of the bunny statues.
00:30It all began in a vast, uncharted region of outer space.
00:34A whole flock of strange-looking carrots, drifting in space for billions of years, were floating down toward the earth.
00:41But I didn't know it at the time.
00:43As far as I was concerned, it was just another typical day, except that I was late for work.
00:50Morning already?
00:51Ready? Gosh, I must have overslept. He'll be here any minute.
00:57Surrender, rabbit, or be blown into a million rabbit smithereens.
01:01Come on out, you cow-a-chewing rascal. I'll get you of us the last thing I do.
01:06What's up, Doc?
01:07There's a rabbit down there, and I'm trying to catch him to put him in a rabbit stew.
01:11Do tell. Do tell.
01:13Does he have long ears, a fluffy tail, and hop around like this?
01:19That's a remarkably accurate description, Mr. Rabbit.
01:27Oh, you treacherous trickster.
01:32Doggone, you mean old screwy old rabbit.
01:34That's the last straw.
01:36Rabbits, rifles, custard-fling pies.
01:41Too bad, too bad. But don't take it to heart. Remember, Doc, there's always tomorrow.
01:47Oops, late again. Got a plane to catch.
01:52Gee, what strange-looking carrots.
01:57Oh, well.
02:01I should have known right then that there was something screwy about those carrots.
02:05But gosh, I didn't have time to think.
02:08I had a date out west with a fiery redhead.
02:11Hey, taxi!
02:12To the middle of nowhere, quick!
02:15Eh, thanks, Mac.
02:16Oh, bury me not!
02:19Oh, the lone prairie!
02:22Hmm, let's see here. Any second now.
02:25Whoa, horse! Whoa!
02:27Ah, come on, horse! Whoa!
02:29Whoa, you corn-sarned ancient varmint!
02:32Won't you please, whoa?
02:33Whoa!
02:42Tarnation!
02:43Some rabbit's got his footy prints all over my desert.
02:46Crawl on out and meet your doom,
02:49you side-winded, bush-whacking, long-eared galoop!
02:51Hey, just a minute, you!
02:53Them's fighting, Wines!
02:54Yeah, them's fighting, Wines!
02:56I dare you to step across this line!
02:58I'm a-steppin'!
03:00Okay, I dare you to step across that line!
03:03This one, that one, this one, that one!
03:05This one, this one, this one, this one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one,
03:09this one, that one, this one, that one, this one, that one, this one!
03:11This one, that one, this one, that one!
03:14I dare you to step across this one!
03:26Tsk, tsk, tsk
03:28I'm a-I-I-I-I can't get up
03:33Ooh, you'll pay for this
03:35You dog-blasted, ornery, no-account, long-eared barman
03:38Sorry, Sam, but don't forget
03:40Tomorrow's another day
03:42Aw, shucks
03:43Behind schedule again
03:46Gee, what strange-looking wild cactus carrots
03:53Oh, well
03:58I didn't realize that I left old salmon to lunch like that
04:02I couldn't wait
04:03I had a pressing appointment in duck hunting country
04:06There, it's perfect
04:08Everything's in place
04:09This ought to dissuade those duck hunters
04:12From any unseemly violations of my person
04:15Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ho
04:17Da-doodle-dee-da
04:18Da-doodle-dee-doo
04:19Hmm
04:20Hmm
04:22Nice craftsmanship
04:23Trouble is, it's really duck season
04:26It's a lie
04:26It's rabbit season
04:28Duck season
04:28Rabbit season
04:29Duck season
04:30Rabbit season
04:31Eh, rabbit season
04:33Duck season
04:33Rabbit season
04:34Duck season
04:35It's duck season
04:37And I don't care if the whole world knows it
04:45You're... you're...
04:46I'm really exhausted
04:48It's been a very trying day
04:50Now to catch the 6.15 for that long commute back home
04:53Gee, what strange-looking
04:56Aw, you know
05:04I'm telling you, these long hours are murder
05:07Like they say, a rabbit's work is never done
05:13Well, back to the salt mines
05:16Be very, very quiet
05:20I'm hunting rabbits
05:22Da-da-da-da-da
05:23Here I am
05:24Here's your rabbit
05:26What'll it be today?
05:27Wabbits do?
05:28Wabbit cutwits?
05:29I'm hunting rabbits
05:30Okay, fair enough
05:32But you have to catch me first
05:35Be very, very quiet
05:37Very quiet
05:39There was something different about him
05:42But I couldn't quite put my finger on it
05:44He had a big dopey grin on his face
05:46And seemed...
05:47Could it be?
05:48Badly drawn
05:49Hey, what's coming off here?
05:52Don't you want to chase me?
05:54Hello
05:54I want to split sunshine wherever I can
05:58I can
05:59I can
06:00I can
06:00Now let me get this straight
06:02You mean no more competition?
06:04No more, uh, adversarial interaction?
06:08No more battle of wits?
06:09Bring home one of these strange-looking cowards
06:12And all your troubles will be put to rest
06:14Uh, thanks anyway
06:15I'll stick to my own brand
06:17So I ran
06:18Ran
06:19I knew old Sam wouldn't disappoint me
06:22No, varmint
06:24I don't want to massacre you
06:26I'm a kinder, gentler Sam
06:29Oh, brother
06:30I like you
06:31And I think it's plum hilarious
06:33How you used to bamboozle me off of this here cliff
06:38Eh, that's one for Ripley's
06:40You see, Rabbit?
06:41I'm your friend
06:42Now be a nice critter
06:45And bring home one of these wild cactus carrots
06:48They're good for you
06:49I didn't even know we liked vegetables
06:54Bugsy old pal
06:55I want you to know that I've enjoyed our little tata-tates over the years
06:59But now it's all over
07:01It doesn't matter anymore
07:03You win
07:04It is duck season
07:06I admit it
07:09Fellas?
07:10The rifles
07:13You see, old chum
07:14I bear you no personal animosity
07:16Just bring home the
07:18I know, I know
07:19Just bring home one of these strange-looking carrots
07:21Okay, I'll do it
07:23So I took that creepy-looking thing
07:25But somehow I wasn't very hungry
07:27I'd save it for later, I thought
07:29Maybe it'd look more appetizing in the morning
07:41It's no use
07:42I just can't sleep
07:44My delicate inner sense of danger tells me
07:47That there's something faintly foreboding in the atmosphere
07:55Elmer Fudd was a pale stereotype of his former self
07:59Even paler than the original, if that's possible
08:03And Sam wasn't Sam
08:05But an unreasonable facsimile thereof
08:08A not-so-incredible simulation
08:14And that duck
08:15Sure, it-it walk like a duck
08:18And quack like a duck
08:19But it-it-it
08:21Yes?
08:22Watch up, duck
08:28You know something, folks?
08:30This is the scariest part of the picture
08:37Wait, hold it
08:38You didn't think I'd let it end that way, did you?
08:41I just gotta find out what's behind all this
08:44I'm hunting wabbits
08:45I'm hunting wabbits
08:46Come over here, you broken wrecked
08:50Made on the planet, Nudnik
08:52Gasp
08:57Made on Nudnik
08:59Another dime-star phony
09:02You're despicable
09:03You're despicable
09:05You're despicable
09:06Nudnik again
09:07It-it's a corporate takeover
09:09You're despicable
09:10Hostile at that
09:13Hmm
09:13Eh, now, maybe if I get rid of these robot retreads
09:18Then the genuine articles would come back
09:20Gee, I don't know
09:22It just might work, but
09:24What's up?
09:24Here, give me that
09:26Get in the sack, evil twin
09:28I've got plans for you
09:29I'm hunting wabbits
09:31I'm hunting wabbits
09:32I'm hunting wabbits
09:33Over here, darling
09:33Your rabbit's right in this bag
09:36Rackin' frackin' varmint
09:37Rackin' frackin' varmint
09:39This way, did man
09:40Don't dilly-dally
09:41You're despicable
09:43You're despicable
09:58You're despicable
09:59Dragon varmint!
10:29Another new day and I'm full of pep!
10:32Come out of there, you witch!
10:33Gee, it's great to have friends!
10:35Say your prayers, rabbit!
10:37Ooh, you mean-o-what-no-quitty-o-webbit!
10:39He likes me! He really likes me!
10:42I never realized how lucky I was that so many people wanted to kill me!
10:47Duck season!
10:48Rabbit season!
10:49Duck season!
10:49Rabbit season!
10:50Rabbit season!
10:51I say it's duck season, and I say fire!
10:55Ah, it's a wonderful life!
10:57And you're unspeakably despicable!
11:02Next on Bugs Bunny's Creature Features...
11:06Daffy gets a supernatural lesson in daily do's and don'ts in the duck's assist.
11:33A night like tonight oughta scare up some business!
12:03What do you think of any of us?
12:04Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KOWACK.
12:16Daffy Duck, anything for a buck?
12:18Mr. Duck, I seem to be having trouble with my kitchen appliances.
12:23Listen, lady, this ain't no electricians.
12:25Well, it isn't quite that kind of trouble.
12:29Your ad says paranormal expert and...
12:32Oh, I get it. Monsters in the microwave, bats in the blender, that sort of thing.
12:36Oh, no problem. Just slip into something out of this world, and I'll be right over...
12:46A damsel in distress, and in a swanky part of town.
12:51Okay, so where's the fire?
12:53It's in the oven, I presume.
12:56Whoops! My mistake.
13:01Nothing a little oozy off couldn't fix.
13:07Hmm, must be the frost-free kind.
13:10Phew, I could use some liquid refreshment.
13:14Say, lady, where do you keep your glasses?
13:17They're in the cupboard.
13:21Hmm, it's getting a little crowded in here.
13:31Let's say we mosey on into someplace a little more cozy-like, and talk things over.
13:36So, uh, you have these Tupperware parties often?
13:43Oh, Daffy, you're so witty.
13:46Yes, I am witty at that. How very perceptive of you to notice.
13:50Oh, Daffy, I'm so scared.
13:52And it's so comforting to have a short, dark, handsome duck like you to protect me.
13:59You will help me, won't you?
14:00Sure, sweetums. With a little cooperation in the proper setting, we could hold hands and have a seance.
14:06Handy things, these seances.
14:19Gosh, I don't know my own strength.
14:22Come on down to Papa Baby.
14:24Ooh, big straw of Daffy Waffy gonna protect little itty-bitty me?
14:29Oh, brother, not another schizophrenic dame.
14:32Hey, Sybil, any more like you and a family?
14:35Could you send back that older sister of yours?
14:43Oh, yay. Oop, it's day. Erk, Jay.
14:48And I thought French was a romantic language.
14:51Mary had a little lamb.
14:53But I ate it!
14:54Shh.
15:00So, uh, tell me, mein Fräulein, when did you start hearing these voices?
15:05Uh, was it, uh, something in your childhood, perhaps?
15:08Buried deep in your subconscious mind?
15:11Search your memory.
15:15You're blocking!
15:16I'm only three and nine years old.
15:20Here we are, how to exercise.
15:23Just the ticket.
15:24If this doesn't get her, nothing will.
15:26One and two and three and four.
15:29Uh, one and two and three and four.
15:32Oops.
15:34My error.
15:37Ah, here it is.
15:39The real McCoy.
15:42Of utmost importance in the exorcism of spirits
15:46is to keep them amused.
15:48Keep them amused, huh?
15:49I'll fly them.
15:51Guy came up to me on the street,
15:52said he hadn't had a bite in weeks.
15:54So, I bit him.
16:01Howdy, stranger.
16:02Just flew in from another world, huh?
16:04I'll bet your arms are tired.
16:10Hmm.
16:11They don't seem all that amused.
16:13Maybe it's the culture gap.
16:15I'll try something a little closer to home.
16:18Did you hear the one about the girl
16:19who didn't pay her exorcist bill?
16:21Her soul got republished!
16:31What?
16:32Oh?
16:33Huh?
16:34Why, I feel like my own self again.
16:38Nothing to it, really.
16:39For one of my sophisticated wit.
16:43Uh-oh.
16:53The tickles!
16:55Oh, my hero.
17:11Y'all come back now, you hear?
17:12Uh-oh.
17:15Uh-oh.
17:15Uh-oh.
17:17Eh.
17:19Next!
17:20The Night of the Living Dog.
17:21The story of a little black dog
17:23who learns that reading too many comic books
17:25can lead to monstrous consequences.
17:44And then,
17:45Knowsman takes the axe
17:47and chops his way into the city's inner sanctum.
17:51And then what?
17:52Then what?
17:53Ah!
17:54Here it is!
17:55Knowsman says,
17:56This price is malodorous.
17:58Chock full of malignancies.
18:00Gads, this comic's a real page-turner.
18:03It's slopping over with gripping suspense.
18:06Let's see now, let's see.
18:08Nosey says,
18:09Do my nostrils detect the overpowering stench
18:12of a prehistoric monster?
18:14He turns around and...
18:18Schmodzilla!
18:19Story continued in Hideous Tales,
18:21issue number 177.
18:23Gee, that's nice.
18:24Story continued in Hideous Tales, 177.
18:29Where is it? Where is it?
18:31It's a veritable collector's item.
18:48Quick, you're on in five seconds.
18:50Who? Where? Huh?
19:04Sheet, tough audience.
19:31Hey, this stuff works great!
19:37Take it, ghoulie.
19:46They're drenched in blood
19:48Or caked with mud
19:50You yell and scream when one of them arrives
19:55There is no denying
19:59Monsters lead such interesting lives
20:03They live in ooze
20:05They've paid their dues
20:07No brothers, sisters, moms, or dads, or wives
20:12Honest, I'm not lying
20:16Monsters lead such interesting lives
20:19When you see them coming down the street
20:22When you see them coming down the street
20:24You better not have weights tied to your feet
20:27They'll steal your heart
20:30Tear you apart
20:31Limb from limb
20:33On a whim
20:35On a whim
20:36They'll suck your brains
20:38And eat your remains
20:39They'll slice you up with little thorks and knives
20:43They're never merry
20:46They're all so scary
20:48Monsters lead such interesting lives
20:52They're independent fellas
20:55They don't live nine to fives
20:59Monsters lead such interesting lives
21:14So, are you folks enjoying yourselves?
21:21Hiya, Frankie
21:22How's the missus?
21:27Look, it's mummy dearest
21:29Still all wrapped up in yourself, I see
21:34And, whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst
21:38That 22-ton terror of Tokyo Town
21:41That towering colossus of scaly reptilian bulk
21:45Of course, I'm talking about
21:46Throw a spot on him, would you fellas?
21:49Schmodzilla!
21:53So, Schmod, baby
21:54Leveled any major cities lately?
21:59You know, folks
22:00Schmodzilla's just like any unemployed actor
22:03Except that when he pounds the payment
22:05It registers a ten on the Richter scale
22:12Aw, what's the matter?
22:16The public not buying those cheap special effects anymore?
22:32A dream
22:33It was all a dream
22:38Schmodzilla
22:39You was expecting maybe Kelvin Coolidge
22:44Guess what, folks?
22:46It's over
22:53Oh, it's over
22:54Oh, it's over
22:54Oh, it's over
22:56Oh, it's over
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