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Collection of 19 new original Looney Tunes shorts made as webisodes with Daffy, Bugs, Porky, Sylvester, Twitty, Taz, Foghorn and others. Segments include Daffy's show about the supernatural and Duck Dodgers' take on Planet of the Apes.
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00:00:17There's nothing like the peace and quiet of the great outdoors.
00:00:33It's only a butterfly, you scaredy-cat.
00:00:39Now be a man and go get some more firewood.
00:00:43There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:00:46There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:00:49There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:00:58There's nothing to be afraid.
00:01:06What a stupid place to put a hole.
00:01:17What did the scaredy-cat see?
00:01:20Could it be the creature known as Bigfoot?
00:01:24Today on Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained, we'll find out...
00:01:30Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained!
00:01:38Bigfoot, sometimes called Sasquatch, a.k.a. Gigantopithecus, the Florida Skunk Ape, and my hairy brother-in-law, Howard.
00:01:51But does it really exist?
00:01:59I really did see a Sasquatch.
00:02:05That's him!
00:02:06This is Sasquatch Sam, Bigfoot expert.
00:02:10We have offered him 10,000 bucks to bring back conclusive evidence of the creature's existence.
00:02:16You wait here while I go flush him out.
00:02:30All I needs to do is let him take my picture and leave a few footy prints.
00:02:37I thought I turned the darn thing off.
00:02:45That sounded close!
00:02:48There's two of them!
00:02:51Bigfoot has eaten Sasquatch Sam!
00:02:55Hold on! Come back!
00:02:57Fakes!
00:02:59Fakes photographs like these are a dime a dozen.
00:03:02Until someone actually captures one of these elusive creatures, Bigfoot will remain a...
00:03:09Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained!
00:03:15To think, some people believe this hairy freak actually exists!
00:03:28Wow!
00:03:29Ow!
00:03:29Ow!
00:03:31Ow!
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00:03:43We can't see!
00:03:46Welcome to another episode of mysterious Phenomenomenum of the Unexplained!
00:03:56Today in our studio, we have a nut...
00:04:00I mean... guest.
00:04:01He claims to have been abducted by space aliens.
00:04:05Welcome to the show, Mr. Fud.
00:04:08Hey, you said you weren't going to use my real name.
00:04:16Now tell us the true story of your alien abduction.
00:04:19And if the true story is lame, then make up a good one.
00:04:24Well, I was out in the forest hunting wabbits.
00:04:31What do you mean we don't have the budget for an actor?
00:04:36Okay, okay.
00:04:41Oh!
00:04:53Greetings, Earthing.
00:04:55Are you ready?
00:04:58Uh, ready for what?
00:05:00To play Who Wants to be a Martian Air?
00:05:06I want to go home.
00:05:07Um, is that your final answer?
00:05:12Yes.
00:05:26Wrong answer.
00:05:28If you answer the next question incorrectly, your entire planet will be vaporized.
00:05:38The category is Martian history.
00:05:42The question is, what ruthless Martian leader has dominated the galaxy for the last decade?
00:05:50A.
00:05:52A.
00:05:52Varel the Omnipotent.
00:05:54B.
00:05:55Refleb 578.
00:05:57Or C.
00:05:58Martha Stewart.
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00:06:30Weefweb 578.
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00:06:32Martha Stewart.
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00:07:14The answer is C, Martha Stewart.
00:07:17That is correct, Lucky Earthling!
00:07:21You win our grand prize!
00:07:24The home version of who wants to be a Martian air!
00:07:29Gee, thanks, Mr. Martian.
00:07:34At least it comes with batteries.
00:07:46Today on Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained...
00:07:51Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained!
00:07:56We have a surprise for you!
00:07:59Live footage of Loch Ness Monster!
00:08:02Porky?
00:08:03Thanks, Daffy. Here they are, folks.
00:08:05The noisiest band in the world.
00:08:09Loch Ness Monster!
00:08:11The Loch Ness Monster!
00:08:15The Loch Ness Monster!
00:08:15Are you ready to rock with the Loch?
00:08:23Are you in Scotland?
00:08:25No, I'm in Michigan.
00:08:28Oh, I can't.
00:08:40Petscy-ganats.
00:08:42Now where's the local yokel to help me find the monster?
00:08:46Four!
00:08:54Excuse me, miss.
00:08:59I'm looking for the Loch Ness Monster, and money is no object.
00:09:06Well, you come to the right place, though it will cost you a wee bit of coinage.
00:09:18Oh, Mr. Ducky, I think I see Nessie.
00:09:22Woo-hoo!
00:09:24Hey, I don't see anything.
00:09:27Well, you gots to pay first.
00:09:34Hey, what gives?
00:09:36Time's up. You gots to pay again.
00:09:43I see it! I see it! It's Nessie!
00:09:46We gotta get down to the water. This is fantastic!
00:09:53Hey, wait for me! I'm a paying customer!
00:09:57If you really want to see Nessie, you gots to get weight.
00:10:04Hey! Where's the air?
00:10:07Oh, air is extra!
00:10:22At this rate, I can retire next week!
00:10:26Fire!
00:10:41All set! Now, give me your credit card.
00:10:50I got this out at Sean Connery's yard sale.
00:10:59Hey, what's this?
00:11:01Uh, it's Nessie! Coming my way!
00:11:08What the?
00:11:18Why'd you pull me up?
00:11:20Your credit card's maxed out!
00:11:23For...
00:11:25Excuse me, ladies.
00:11:30Mind if I play through?
00:11:47Did you see that?
00:11:50I know!
00:11:51That's the worst slice I've ever seen!
00:12:03Warning!
00:12:05This is an emergency broadcast of
00:12:07Mysterious Phenomenon of the Unexplained!
00:12:12Crop circles are popping up all over the country!
00:12:16We have absolutely no explanation!
00:12:32I should have never made that left turn at Area 51.
00:12:38Carrot pie?
00:12:39Don't mind if I do.
00:12:47Experts hypothesize that crop circles are landing sites for extra-terrestrials.
00:12:54Extra-terrestrials?
00:12:56That's ridiculous!
00:13:12Oh, Spaceman!
00:13:15Pardon me, man.
00:13:20Extra-terrestrials!
00:13:23Extra-terrestrials!
00:13:25Extra-terrestrials!
00:13:28Uh...
00:13:29What's up, Doc?
00:13:31I'm hunting Spacemen.
00:13:34Well, if you're hunting Spacemen, you'll need one of these space guns.
00:13:39Gee, thanks, Mr. Spaceman.
00:13:42Bang!
00:13:49You got me, Doc.
00:13:51Everything's getting dark.
00:13:53Oh, what have I done?
00:13:55Sulk...
00:13:57Gold?
00:13:58Hiya, Grandma.
00:13:59I'm so sorry, Mr. Spaceman.
00:14:02Oh, please don't die, Mr. Spaceman.
00:14:08I'll call for help.
00:14:16Hmm...
00:14:21Where's that screwy Spaceman?
00:14:40Eh, it's a nice planet to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here.
00:14:57They said this cruise to Bermuda would help me get my groove back.
00:15:03All eligible singles, report to the upper deck for the denture tossing contest.
00:15:09Oh!
00:15:13How'd it go?
00:15:25What mysterious phenomena of the unexplained...
00:15:30Mysterious phenomenon of the unexplained...
00:15:35Is tampering with our cruise ship?
00:15:38They're being sucked into the monster whirlpool known as...
00:15:42The Bermuda Triangle!
00:15:50If this ship got any more deserted, it'd be an island.
00:15:56Admiral Sylvester reporting for duty.
00:16:14I've gotcha now!
00:16:16Take this!
00:16:27Resistance is futile!
00:16:29Prepare to be assimilated, putty cat!
00:16:31You don't scare me, Tweety Boig!
00:16:34Take your best shot!
00:16:50Who are you?
00:16:51I am the ghost of Christmas present.
00:16:54But it's only April.
00:16:56Never argue with a ghost!
00:16:58Come with me.
00:17:00I have something to show you.
00:17:08God bless us, everyone.
00:17:11Are you sure he can't see us?
00:17:13Positive.
00:17:26Give me a club photo with lots of ice!
00:17:33Ice bag!
00:17:34Man ahead!
00:17:48Look, Tweety!
00:17:50I won!
00:17:51I won!
00:17:52I won!
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:54Don't forget to blush, putty cat.
00:17:57Whoa!
00:17:58Oh!
00:18:01Whoa!
00:18:08Oh!
00:18:17So, you say you don't believe in mysterious phenomena of the unexplained?
00:18:26Mysterious phenomena of the unexplained!
00:18:31Well, neither did I.
00:18:35Until I met a ghost.
00:18:38I don't get it.
00:18:40We only get rich if the plays...
00:18:44Exactly!
00:18:46If the play closes on opening night,
00:18:48we get to keep all the money that the investors think we spent on the show.
00:18:54But we need an actor.
00:18:56We need a disgustingly bad actor.
00:19:08To be our...
00:19:14Hey, this guy's killing me.
00:19:17Shakespeare must be turning over in his grave.
00:19:37Who'll be it this thespian who fails at his job?
00:19:40This insufferable, baggy-eyed beast.
00:19:44What a... slob!
00:19:58You stink!
00:20:00You stink!
00:20:00You stink!
00:20:03You stink!
00:20:15You stink!
00:20:16You stink!
00:20:17You stink!
00:20:18You stink!
00:20:18You stink!
00:20:19This spinning typhoon is acting like a buffoon.
00:20:23I must cast ye a stelleth to make him speak-
00:20:27Oh, Willeth!
00:20:35What is in a name?
00:20:38That which we call a rose by any other word would smell...
00:20:42...as sweet?
00:20:54Two can play at that game, buster!
00:21:00Abracadabra, wallakazazz!
00:21:02Give me back tears and make him a spaz!
00:21:11Oh, happy dagger, this is thy sheep.
00:21:15Dare rust and let me down.
00:21:22Play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
00:21:32I tireth of battling this foolish duck.
00:21:36I'll fixeth his wagon, that stupid bird.
00:21:46Good night, sweet prince. Parting in such sweet sorrow.
00:22:03That, my dear folks, will be all.
00:22:06Do you believe me?
00:22:07Do you believe me?
00:22:08I'll be...
00:22:38I'll be...
00:22:39I'll be...
00:22:39I'll be...
00:22:39I'll be...
00:22:39half dinosaur, half vampire...
00:22:43...el chupacabra.
00:22:48In Spanish, el chupacabra...
00:22:53...means a goat sucker.
00:22:55Enough book research, eager young junior paranormal investigator.
00:22:59It's time for action!
00:23:03Wipe already!
00:23:07Ah, the lovely island of Puerto de Palacio...
00:23:12...where the most recent chupacabra...
00:23:15...where the most recent sightings have taken place.
00:23:19I'll be vacationing here for free, courtesy of the show's expense account.
00:23:38It says here that the...
00:23:40...chupacabra...
00:23:41...chupacabra...
00:23:42...chupacabra...
00:23:42...goat sucker.
00:23:43No!
00:23:45I'm like most predators...
00:23:47...is only interested in...
00:23:48...blood.
00:23:49We won't find any mysterious phenomenon in that way.
00:23:53Now climb up there and scout the area.
00:23:55But I...
00:23:56And don't come back...
00:23:57...until you find something mysterious, phenomenal...
00:24:00...and or unexplained.
00:24:03Meanwhile, I'll...
00:24:05...be searching for the perfect tan.
00:24:10Ah!
00:24:11Finally!
00:24:12A waiter!
00:24:13I'll have a large iced tea, no lemon.
00:24:19Largo iced tea-o!
00:24:22No lemon-o!
00:24:28Probably expects a gratuity.
00:24:40Back so soon...
00:24:42Ah, yeah, but you forgot my book.
00:24:46Now where'd I put that sunscreen?
00:24:56Oh, there you are.
00:24:58Where's my drink?
00:25:00...
00:25:08Look, sport.
00:25:10I'm as fond of exotic tropical drinks as the next dog.
00:25:13But that...
00:25:14...is not what I ordered.
00:25:16Take it away!
00:25:20I...
00:25:20...found something.
00:25:22Hey, look at all these great...
00:25:26You're never going to get anywhere without my help, are you?
00:25:33Rubber ducky to ham hock.
00:25:34Rubber ducky to ham hock, are you in position?
00:25:38Roger.
00:25:44Now this is what I call multitasking.
00:25:47A ham hock too, I believe you, Rubber ducky.
00:25:49A ham hock too, I believe you, Rubber ducky.
00:25:56Huh?
00:26:08Wow!
00:26:22You know, it's amazing what you'll do to keep your blood inside your own body.
00:26:49It's Halloween, and I've got to look my worst.
00:27:17It's a webbing.
00:27:25Hmm, not quite crinkly enough.
00:27:29I've left something out.
00:27:38I'll be right back, Tweety.
00:27:41I have to go to the store.
00:27:45Really, I do.
00:27:52Ooh!
00:27:53I thought I tore a pudding!
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57That was surprisingly easy.
00:28:02Who knew poultry makes you so sleepy?
00:28:07I need a snooze.
00:28:13Hmm.
00:28:14Hmm.
00:28:26That snack didn't agree with me.
00:28:29I wonder where they keep the antacid in this place.
00:28:33Silbester!
00:28:36Silbester!
00:28:36Ja!
00:28:43Brains!
00:28:47Brains!
00:28:48I want brains.
00:28:49Why am I after the putty tat?
00:28:51Brains!
00:28:53Brains!
00:28:54Brains!
00:28:57Brains!
00:28:58Brains!
00:29:00Brains!
00:29:02Brains!
00:29:08To be continued...
00:29:36Look into my eyes, Pooty-tat. I want to drink your blood.
00:30:07Why, it's just a little dehydrated Tweety Bird.
00:30:13You're going from that sarcophagus into my esophagus.
00:30:24Taste this.
00:30:33Well, somebody's got to provide me with canary feathers.
00:30:40Fufferin' fuckatash!
00:30:57Hi, Porky's Pizza Palace.
00:30:59I'd like a pizza with everything on it.
00:31:02I'm at the Royal Mallard, penthouse number five.
00:31:04Okay, I'll be there in 30 minutes or less, or your pizzas if no charge.
00:31:16I didn't get this rich by paying for stuff.
00:31:25Porky's Pizza Palace.
00:31:28Me again. I just ordered the everything pizza.
00:31:32Did the 30-minute countdown start already?
00:31:34Uh-huh.
00:31:36Good. I'd like to change my order.
00:31:38Let's hold the anchovies, mushrooms, goat cheese, pine nuts, arugula...
00:31:43Brussels sprouts, lemon essence, and no monosodium galuminate.
00:31:49So what you really want is a plain, cheesy pizza.
00:31:53That's right, and easy on the cheese.
00:31:56I'm lactose intolerant.
00:32:03Afternoon, sir. Allow me.
00:32:10The ballpark, and step on it.
00:32:20Huh.
00:32:22Oh!
00:32:26If-few!
00:32:45I'm so sorry.
00:32:47I'm so sorry.
00:32:47I'm so sorry.
00:32:48We'll be back in the next video.
00:32:50I don't know.
00:33:24Persistent little porker, isn't he?
00:33:41I wonder who that could be?
00:33:45Ipp-Ipp hates a delivery
00:33:49Oh-ho-ho-ho, no you don't
00:34:13All right, bub, your 30 minutes are up. Hand over my free pizza.
00:34:22Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
00:34:34Oh-hooo-hoo, eh-hmm.
00:34:45Yeah, I hear that.
00:34:50Oh, no.
00:34:52I'm not gonna lose the nights, but...
00:34:54George and Grace
00:34:55Doodah Doodah
00:34:57homogeneous
00:35:00Doodah Doodah
00:35:02Doodah Doodah
00:35:05Oh, the doodah day
00:35:12Da I say doodah
00:35:14Your attention to detail leaves a little to be desired
00:35:18What?
00:35:19You missed a spot, you bonehead.
00:35:21Boy's about as sharp as a bowl of mashed potatoes.
00:35:24I don't see anything.
00:35:26No, son, it's over there.
00:35:35You want to play rough, do you?
00:35:48Whoa!
00:35:52Not much of a bird, dog, is he?
00:36:09Pooey!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:21Ah!
00:36:29Be incredible!
00:36:33Oh-oh!
00:36:33Ah!
00:36:33Um...
00:36:33Oh-oh-oh!
00:36:58This will fix that stupid Klux Wagon.
00:37:01I almost hate doing this to that poor dog.
00:37:25You, sir, are the ugliest chicken I have ever seen.
00:37:29You, sir, are the ugliest chicken.
00:37:52My gracious.
00:38:07Who's responsible for this?
00:38:10Sorry, Doc, but my associate and I got a little carried away.
00:38:14Associate?
00:38:15Butt out, Baldi.
00:38:17This is between me and the rabbit.
00:38:20I'm sorry, fellas, but I got a report to do.
00:38:22So do you think you could keep it down?
00:38:24Putty, please?
00:38:26Sure thing, Doc.
00:38:27No problem, bucko.
00:38:32Now then, where was I?
00:38:35Cannonball!
00:38:36Marco!
00:38:38Polo!
00:38:39Marco!
00:38:42Polo!
00:38:43Marco!
00:38:44Polo!
00:38:44Marco!
00:38:45Polo!
00:38:46Oh, hey, Doc.
00:38:46How goes the report?
00:38:48Marco!
00:38:51I got work to do, so keep it quiet.
00:38:54Okay, okay.
00:38:55You don't need to get all huffy about it.
00:39:02Wait, I'll kill him.
00:39:03No problem, I can't leave the robot.
00:39:03Oh, no, I can't.
00:39:04Oh, no, I can't.
00:39:16Oh, no, no, no.
00:39:18I can't.
00:39:21I can't leave the robot.
00:39:23And I can't leave the robot, I can't enjoy the robot.
00:39:23I can't leave the robot until I get off.
00:39:25That's why I have a spider spider spider spider.
00:39:27by the way your computer just cracked go ahead and laugh at least I don't have to
00:39:48wait every six months okay that's the west wall I was just practicing for the
00:40:15surprise party surprise party that's right doc a dear friend is leaving us oh
00:40:29goodness it's five o'clock my reporters do
00:40:55must be executive point out
00:41:09just wait till the chicks take a gander at this for the
00:41:12the
00:41:20the
00:41:21the
00:41:23the
00:41:50I'm here to help me help you I'm so cold
00:41:54you know personal trainer remember the three eyes visualize maximize and I'll be
00:42:12right back
00:42:31step number one for achieving maximum velocity
00:42:49I believe in my belief in you remember buddy the achievement of your results
00:42:56will result in you resulting in your achievement
00:43:01the results of your achievement will visualize you
00:43:16my gazebo 3000 is guaranteed to put a six-pack on every part of your body even your tonsils
00:43:29don't believe me try it out on this duck
00:43:54hi handsome can I buy you a protein smoothie if you insist
00:44:18I've finally done it I've created a carrot that rabbits refuse to eat
00:44:28actually doc needs a little salt but not too shabby better luck next time Edison
00:44:54talk about halitosis do us all a favor gruesome and have a breath mint
00:45:00huh
00:45:01oh
00:45:12oh
00:45:31I think I'm gonna like it here
00:45:39you idiot he's destroyed my life's work
00:45:43I may not be able to stop that rabbit from eating carrots
00:45:51but that won't stop me from making a carrot that eats rabbits
00:46:03it's alive it's alive
00:46:13go get that rabbit
00:46:16go get that rabbit
00:46:19go get that rabbit
00:46:31right before the ceremony
00:46:35hold still
00:46:36there perfect
00:46:44if anyone has any reason why these two monsters should not be joined
00:46:54I
00:46:54I
00:46:54now pronounce you
00:46:55monster and beast
00:46:57you may kiss the
00:46:58uh
00:46:58thing
00:46:59mlah
00:47:14oh
00:47:15mr. pig I provide you is seven though lovely ladies know
00:47:21you ladies yes
00:47:22B-b-b-b-b-lovely.
00:47:24Not to worry, my poor perplexed piglet.
00:47:27Pepe knows just right, mademoiselle, for you.
00:47:33Sorry, not my type.
00:47:35No, I don't think so.
00:47:37Gross.
00:47:38B-b-b-b-b
00:47:39A-big-time no.
00:47:43B-b-b-wuff.
00:47:45Oh!
00:47:51Huh, huh, she is the most b-b-beautiful, b-b, b-b, gorgeous lady I have ever seen.
00:47:56You will accompany this intoxicating creature to la beaux-coous notei!
00:48:02B-b-but there is a three-month b-b-b-b-b
00:48:04waiting list just to get on their b-b-b-b-b-
00:48:07Just leave everything to Pepe.
00:48:18Table for two?
00:48:21Mr. Pig has ordered our most exceptional hors d'oeuvres for you, mademoiselle.
00:48:30Gee, Petunia, I never thought I could get a date with a girl like you.
00:48:35A girl like me?
00:48:37I mean, most of the pigs who need a computer dating service...
00:48:42I don't need a computer dating service. And what about you?
00:48:48Hello?
00:48:48I'd like to order an anchovy pizza, a loaf of garlic bread, and a large sarsaparola.
00:48:54I'm sorry, but I'm not a...
00:48:56And you'd better step on it if you expect a tip.
00:48:58Are you finished?
00:49:05The gentleman has requested the beautiful musics for the beautiful woman.
00:49:11It's fun.
00:49:27His playing is not bad!
00:49:29What?
00:49:29Augh!
00:49:30That smell!
00:49:35You have the prettiest ill-blu-blu-bl.
00:49:39Elbows.
00:49:45Let's go!
00:49:46Let's go!
00:49:47Let's go!
00:49:49Let's go!
00:49:50Get him off!
00:49:51Get him off!
00:49:52Get him off!
00:49:54Get him off!
00:49:55Get him off!
00:49:56Ah!
00:50:02That's it!
00:50:03You're the worst day I've ever had!
00:50:08Mademoiselle, did I mention the all-you-can-eat buffet?
00:50:25Like Pepe always says, all is well that eats well.
00:50:41In today's caffeine-driven society, everyone is on the go!
00:50:46With our technological wonders, instantaneous communication is available to all!
00:50:54Sorry!
00:51:06You've reached the support center.
00:51:08Your call will be answered in the order in which we feel like it.
00:51:11If you know your party's extension, please enter it now.
00:51:14If you'd like to upgrade your system, press 1.
00:51:17If you want to receive a catalog of software, press 2.
00:51:20For a really good egg salad recipe, press 99.
00:51:24If you haven't figured it out by now, you never will.
00:51:28For technical support, please hang out and dial 555-0111.
00:51:38Hello?
00:51:40Uh, uh, uh, tech support.
00:51:42What you do?
00:51:44I, uh, uh, don't know.
00:51:45I think I, uh, put my hard drive in, uh, uh, uh, the trash.
00:51:50Uh-huh.
00:51:51And, uh, uh, uh, deleted my extensions.
00:51:53And I can't get the software just to, uh, dd, uh, dd, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, come out.
00:51:59Turn off, turn back on.
00:52:01Hmm.
00:52:04Hmm.
00:52:25Help!
00:52:28Push escape.
00:52:31Thank you, but it's still not working.
00:52:36Okay, we rebuild system.
00:52:44Take many steps.
00:52:46First, click on system icon.
00:52:50Right.
00:52:54Got it.
00:52:55Drag to startup folder.
00:52:58Now, very important.
00:53:13But first...
00:53:15Press command.
00:53:16F5.
00:53:18Uh-oh.
00:53:22Uh-oh.
00:53:32Hmm, I wonder if this is covered by the warranty.
00:53:48And today, we're preparing Cajun Carrot Soufflé.
00:53:52I've been waiting for weeks to cook this.
00:53:56Okay, we're gonna crank it up a notch.
00:53:58Bam!
00:54:00Hey, what's the big idea?
00:54:10I need to get to the bottom of this.
00:54:15What are you doing, you idiot galoot?
00:54:18Get a move on.
00:54:19Put that darn cable over there like I told you.
00:54:22I've got to get this dish up in 24 hours or my name's not.
00:54:26Saddle that, Sam.
00:54:29Well, I hate to rain on your little science project, Einstein,
00:54:33but you're gonna have to build it somewhere else.
00:54:35This is my home.
00:54:38Oh, sure, rabbit.
00:54:40Yeah, hee hee hee.
00:54:50Whoa!
00:54:52Ha!
00:54:52He he he hee hee hee!
00:54:54Of course you realize this means war.
00:55:06Pretty soon, I'll be the king of the information superhighway.
00:55:13Superhighway?
00:55:15Hey, Doc, if you want to get on the superhighway, you got to pay the toll.
00:55:22You got change for a million-dollar bail?
00:55:25Sorry, Doc.
00:55:26Exact change only.
00:55:28What a maroon.
00:55:32Yeah!
00:55:38Pull over, sir.
00:55:45Uh, is there a problem, officer?
00:55:49Aha!
00:55:50Radar detectors are illegal in this state.
00:55:53But that's not a...
00:55:54Hmm.
00:55:55What does this button do?
00:55:56No, no!
00:56:02Because I'm in a good mood, I'll let you off with a warning.
00:56:05Drive safely!
00:56:07Ooh!
00:56:13You know, this ain't so bad after all.
00:56:16You're gonna get it now, rabbit!
00:56:26Now we're gonna crank it up another notch.
00:56:28Ooh!
00:56:29Ooh!
00:56:30Ahahahah!
00:56:31Bam!
00:56:34That's pretty cool.
00:56:35Damn!
00:56:41Boo!
00:56:44Yeah!
00:56:52Ooh!
00:57:08So that's why they call him Satellite Sam.
00:57:24Get back! I'm drivin'!
00:57:28Let go of the wheel!
00:57:42Maybe I should push this button.
00:57:52I feel the urge to upchuck.
00:57:56If you're letting me drive, we'd be back on Earth by now.
00:58:00Cheer up, eager young space cadet.
00:58:03We'll find a phone, call NASA, and tell them we need a tow.
00:58:08Hey, what give?
00:58:23Aren't these amazing specimens, Dr. Zarius?
00:58:26Didn't it sound like they could talk?
00:58:29Impossible, Weema.
00:58:31Disgusting beasts.
00:58:37They're trying to communicate.
00:58:40They are trying to bite us.
00:58:42The little pink one looks very clever.
00:58:45I'll call him Bright One.
00:58:47But the feathery creature has a low, stupid look.
00:58:50I will call him Idiot Eyes.
00:58:55That's enough, sister!
00:58:57The beast spoke.
00:58:59And the other? Does it speak too?
00:59:02The Iriel Eyes!
00:59:06There can be only one intelligent species on this world.
00:59:11And that species is Taz.
00:59:13These creatures must be destroyed.
00:59:34No!
00:59:36No, the fools!
00:59:38They blew it up!
00:59:40They blew it all up!
00:59:43Huh!
00:59:44You're made in Taiwan.
00:59:47Hmm.
00:59:48What do you know?
00:59:49No!
00:59:50It's Jaxi!
00:59:51Why?
00:59:52Why?
00:59:53Why?
00:59:54Why?!
01:00:03Um...
01:00:09Wait!
01:00:10Let's get out of here.
01:00:12That's about the way we came.
01:00:14Exactly!
01:00:15They'll never expect us to double back on our own trail!
01:00:30Hey, yeah, I got any more brilliant ideas.
01:00:34Idiot eyes.
01:00:35Keep your dirty paws off me, you darn dirty Taz.
01:00:41He needs to try some decaf
01:00:45Feedin' time! Feedin' time!
01:00:53Look here, Gruesome! Surely you don't expect us to eat rocks!
01:01:15Breakfast already?
01:01:17No, you butterball! Somebody's springing us! Look! It's a map!
01:01:25Now, according to the map, our spaceship is right insane.
01:01:31Yeah, that's funny. I don't remember a crash landing in a cave.
01:01:38Where'd they put the light switch in this joint?
01:01:44Hello, Bright One! Idiot eyes!
01:01:59Over time, Tasmanian Devils evolved into this planet's dominant lifeform.
01:02:05And now, we have found this ancient weapon, so powerful, so sophisticated, it'll clean out your bagpipes!
01:02:24NOOOOO!
01:02:31ZOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
01:02:35ZOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
01:02:37They call me a him.
01:02:53We're never gonna get back to our spaceship and get off this crazy planet at this rate!
01:02:59Good thing I brought either of this along.
01:03:21Look! Our ship!
01:03:26Bright One, Idiot Eyes! I've repaired your vessel so you can return to your own time! Will you take me
01:03:32with you?
01:03:33What do you think, Idiot Eyes?
01:03:35I don't care, just stop calling me!
01:03:38Idiot Eyes!
01:03:42Oh, look, there's three of us and only one of him! What are we so afraid of?
01:03:50Uh-oh.
01:03:53Destroy them!
01:03:55Prepare for a pre-flight checklist.
01:03:59Check!
01:04:00Deflector shields at maximum?
01:04:02Check!
01:04:03Warp engines online?
01:04:05Check!
01:04:05The tray tables and seat backs in their upright position.
01:04:10Yeah!
01:04:15Ready!
01:04:18Aim!
01:04:22Fire!
01:04:29Move that wormhole, and we'll be back in your time!
01:04:44Move that wormhole, and we'll be back in your time!
01:04:52Después Nikki at the front WHAT?
01:05:05When it comes to me...
01:05:10What's up, dog?