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A collection of classic Looney Tunes Western themed shorts hosted by Hal Geer.
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00:09How Bugs Bunny won the West, starring Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck, and Porky
00:21Pig, with special guest star, Denver Pyle.
00:35Ah!
00:40Ah!
00:41Yip-yip, cattle!
00:43Whoo-wee, wasn't that something?
00:45Well, here we are smack dab in the middle of a movie about the wild and woolly West.
00:52Now, I know you all got your own favorite Western heroes.
00:57Well, I got mine, too.
01:00It's a rabbit.
01:02That's right, a rabbit.
01:05And this here's the true story of how the West was won by that rabbit.
01:14Now, the story really begins in 49, 1849.
01:19That's when gold was discovered in California.
01:22People came from everywhere expecting to strike it rich.
01:26In those days, San Francisco was a town filled with tin horn gamers and rubes just off in the boat.
01:39Well, by Huckleberry, if it don't look like one of them newfangled teleophones.
01:48Pardon me, sir, but could I use your teleophone?
01:55Why, uh, certainly, stranger.
01:59Uh, help yourself to the use of my, uh, teleophones.
02:04Insert coin and pull lever.
02:11Uh, hello?
02:12I want to speak to my mom, please.
02:14Uh, hello, Mom?
02:16Uh, I can't hardly hear you talk.
02:19Uh, look, Ma, I'm broke again.
02:21Uh, could you let me have a few bucks to tide me over?
02:29Gee!
02:29Eee! Thanks, Mom!
02:35Just a minute, little friend.
02:38How's about us playing some other type game?
02:40Like?
02:41Like maybe, uh, draw poker?
02:45Well, I ain't too familiar with it, but I'll try anything once.
02:50The idea in draw poker is for you to try to get a bigger hand than I got.
02:55I'll draw three cards, please.
02:57Two for the dealer.
03:06I got a full house. What you got, sucker?
03:11Gee, does that beat me?
03:13All I got is two pair.
03:15A pair of ones and, uh, another pair of ones.
03:33Me thinks I'll do a little prospecting around Sutter's Mill.
03:39Bugs was soon a real hard rock prospector and his search for gold took him into the Yosemite Mountains where
03:46he met a low-down varmint named Sam.
03:49Here, Pierre. Weigh this up.
03:53Yes, sir.
03:55And keep your thumb off of them scales or I'll blow it off.
03:59She's pretty small. Ten dollars.
04:02Ten dollars?
04:03Oh, it's getting so a man can't earn a dishonest living no more.
04:09There's gold in them dire hills.
04:12Well, back with another one, eh?
04:17Eh, uh, how about a couple of carrots for this rock, Pierre?
04:21Of course.
04:22Keep the change, Doc.
04:29Oh, sure. He does that all the time. They say when he is near gold, a funny feeling comes over
04:36him.
04:37He does? Hmm. Well, I got a funny feeling coming over me.
04:45Fiddly-fee, fiddly-tie. All I can see are rainbows in the sky.
04:52Oh, fiddly-tie, loo-dly-tie-tie, loo-dly-tie-tie, loo-dly-tie.
05:05Heh. A collar button. I wish people'd stop losing them tings.
05:11Well, if it ain't my old friend the rabbit.
05:14Say, I like you. You're a good joe.
05:18I like you so much, I'm going to make you my partner.
05:21All you have to do is find the gold, and I'll share it with you, 50-50.
05:28Honest and for true?
05:30Sure. Square Deal Sam, they call me.
05:34Well, what are we waiting for, partner?
05:37There's gold in them dire hills.
05:42We ought to be getting their gold territory now.
05:45Well, I'm beginning to get that peculiar feeling.
05:55That's the spot.
05:57Gold!
05:59I'm rich! I'm rich! Eureka! Gold!
06:03Maybe I should help. After all, we are partners.
06:08Partners? Our partnership is dissolved.
06:12This is all mine. Now beat it!
06:16Well, of all the double-crossing...
06:21Gee, I couldn't do that to the little guy.
06:24Hey, Sam!
06:26Shut up!
06:40Oh, there's one thing I forgot to tell you.
06:42Bugs had a friend that came over with him on the boat.
06:46A duck.
06:47And this duck was so loony that they called him Daffy.
06:53Daffy started prospecting in the blistering desert where a duck could sizzle like a side of bacon in a frying
07:02pan.
07:03Water.
07:04Water. I... I kind of have water.
07:08Cool.
07:10Clear.
07:12Tinkling.
07:14Water!
07:27Just a mirage.
07:29I guess if I want water, I'm gonna have to dig for it.
07:36Now what do you suppose this is?
07:39Why, it's a gold nugget.
07:41Gold! I've struck it rich!
07:44Who needs water? With this, I could buy Lake Erie.
07:48Say, nobody must know about this.
07:51But I just gotta have water.
07:56Belly up to the bar, boys.
07:59The drinks are on me. I've struck it rich.
08:06That whiskey was water.
08:09What do you mean, smile when I say that?
08:11Okay, so I'm smiling. I'm smiling.
08:21I guess I can take a hint.
08:24I guess I know when I'm not wanted.
08:31Now, don't get the idea that prospecting was all blazing deserts and raging snowstorms.
08:38Every mining camp had its own social center where the boys could get together for a little light entertainment like,
08:45well, you know, bragging, drinking, and poker playing.
08:50Well, keep everybody on the red, keep everybody on the back, and come on, on the green, fellas.
08:56All right.
08:58Hi, fellas. Hi.
09:05Give me a straight shot of carrot juice over the rocks.
09:08Yes, sir.
09:14Struck it rich, eh?
09:16Nah, I goofed.
09:18Everybody talking about carrots around here and digging like crazy, and all I get is shovels full of these little
09:24yellow rocks.
09:26Say, that's pretty.
09:28You like it? Keep it.
09:31I'm going to keep the rest of them for souvenirs.
09:33Well, here's mud in your eye.
09:47Hey, now, who'd do a dirty trick like that?
09:50Black Jacques Sherlock, that's who.
09:53Eh.
09:55What's up, Jacques?
09:56Your hands up.
09:58That's what?
10:00Oh, no, you don't.
10:02You go dig up your own rocks.
10:03These are mine, and I'm keeping them.
10:06You want a bat?
10:07You bet I want a bat.
10:09Oh, you like gamble, eh?
10:12Well, I, uh...
10:13Okay, we gamble.
10:14For this.
10:16That seems fair enough.
10:17I think.
10:22We play 21.
10:24Well, uh, how do you play it?
10:26I've played Old Maid and Pisha Pisha a couple of times, just for matches.
10:31I deal the cards.
10:33The one that gets nearest, but not over 21, wins.
10:38Okay, deal them out.
10:40Hold it.
10:44Can I stand on one card?
10:48One card?
10:50Oh, sure, sure.
10:52Okay, I'll play this.
10:5410 for me, and another 10 is 20.
11:01Be that.
11:03Be that.
11:03Ha, ha, ha.
11:05Okay, I win.
11:0721.
11:09Ha, ha.
11:09Hardy, ha, ha.
11:11Well, that's the way the ball bounces.
11:14Somebody's gotta lose.
11:15Somebody's gotta win.
11:20Nobody wins from Black Jack's luck.
11:22They don't?
11:24How come?
11:28That's why.
11:29Ha, that's funny.
11:31There's a guy in that room over there
11:33says he's twice as rough and tough as you are.
11:38Oh, yeah?
11:40He's gonna be fun, you bet.
11:48You think you tough, huh?
11:51Yep.
11:52You think you tough over me?
11:54Yep.
11:55You wanna try draw gun?
11:57Yep, yep.
11:59Ha, ha, ha.
12:00A pop gun.
12:02Well, monsieur tough guy,
12:05I'm gonna pull your cock.
12:07Ha, ha, ha.
12:08Ha, ha, ha.
12:09Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
12:14Yoinks!
12:15Hand it over, rabbit.
12:28Okay, okay, I surrender.
12:30Here, take it, take it.
12:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:35Adieu, sucker.
12:39I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich!
12:4390% bracket! I'm rich!
12:53Gee, those northern lights are pretty this time of year.
13:21Well, that's the way it was in the West.
13:25There weren't no law west of the Pecos.
13:27It seemed like the slightest little difference
13:30twich two fellas would end up in a punch-out or a shoot-out.
13:34He was not our hero.
13:36Bugs, he got by on his wits.
13:39Of course, now, when everything else failed,
13:43why, Bugs did what a fella has to do.
14:04I understand Yosemite Sam is in town.
14:10I just remembered. I left a cake a-burnin' in the oven.
14:15Yosemite Sam swings the fastest gun west of the Pecos.
14:24Here he comes!
14:29Any one of you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints
14:32care to slap leather with me?
14:35In case any of you get any ideas,
14:37you better know who you're dealin' with.
14:40I'm the hootin'est, tootin'est, shootin'est,
14:43bobtail wildcat in the West.
14:46I'm the fastest gun north, south, east,
14:51aaand west of the Pecos.
14:53I'm the...
14:54Eh, shut up!
14:57Did I hear someone say shut up?
15:03Yep.
15:05Stranger, you just yipped yourself into a hole in the head.
15:09You been eatin' onions.
15:11And you're gonna be eatin' lead!
15:14I'm a warnin' ya, stranger!
15:16I think it's fair to warn you
15:18I swing a fair shootin' iron myself.
15:21You see that church bell out there?
15:24I'll carom a shot offin' it,
15:25then off that water tower,
15:27through the window,
15:28off the bottle on this bar,
15:30then part your hair right down the middle.
15:38Ha! You missed!
15:40Wait.
15:44Do you call that shootin'?
15:46I'll show you some real shootin'!
15:52Now, beat that, varmint!
15:55Gee, that's tough.
15:57But I'll try.
16:01That does it!
16:03I'm a-blastin' ya!
16:05I kinda figured you'd like to settle this
16:07in a gentleman-like manner.
16:09Gentlemen?
16:10Well, that's against my principles,
16:12but it's a deal.
16:14Ten paces, toying, and fire.
16:17All right?
16:18All right.
16:19One, two, three, four, five, ten!
16:25Ooh! Get back, varmint!
16:28Ooh! Cut it out!
16:31No more gentleman stuff!
16:33From now on, ya fight's my way!
16:36Dirty!
16:45With all the rough-housing goin' on,
16:48folks gotta mind skiddy.
16:51They decided it was time for law and order.
17:01All right, deputy!
17:03There's gonna be a sneak preview,
17:05and the sneaks ain't gonna like it!
17:07I'm gonna clean up this one-horse town!
17:10Hi-ho!
17:11Tin foil!
17:12Away!
17:22Let justice be done!
17:24Tear up that mortgage!
17:25Unhand that rancher's daughter!
17:27Cease that...
17:27That...
17:28That...
17:29Uh...
17:30Seems awfully breezy in here.
17:32Uh...
17:32Cease that, uh...
17:33rustling.
17:35Slight pause,
17:36whilst I adjust my accoutrements.
17:40Dripalong Gaffey's my name!
17:42Anybody care to shoot it out?
17:44Manta Man?
17:45Under western skies?
17:47West of the Pecos?
17:49Tumbleweeds at ten paces?
17:52Ten thousand ahead the cattle?
17:54Cut them off the pass?
17:56Purries?
17:58Lariats?
18:00Anyone for tennis?
18:03Anybody?
18:05Well...
18:06Reckon I'll have me a little bracer.
18:12Make mine a double pasteurized milkshake, bartender.
18:15Uh...
18:16With a swami yogurt chaser.
18:18No kidding?
18:19Fool around with me, will ya?
18:21Ya ornery maince-bearin' coyote!
18:25Ow!
18:39Pick'em up, Pomper!
18:40You're under arrest!
18:43Pfff!
18:46Probably didn't have this iron today.
18:49Hank are in for trouble, eh?
18:51Well, I would like...
18:52I would like...
18:53I would like a trip to Europe.
18:54I would like to introduce myself.
18:56Ripalong Gaffey's the name.
18:59Have a drink!
19:01Awfully decent of you.
19:02Two of the usual.
19:04Yes, sir.
19:33You wouldn't dare.
19:36Burgle, burgle, burgle, burgle.
19:41Drink!
19:44Oh, deputy.
19:46Deputy.
19:48What is it, Sheriff, friend?
19:50Prairie pal?
19:51Drink!
19:52Why, thank you.
19:56Thank you. It was delicious.
20:00Bartender! Bartender!
20:02Where's mine?
20:12Mary had a little wham.
20:14Its fleece was right as snow.
20:16And everywhere that Mary went,
20:18the wham was sure to go.
20:21Once law and order was established,
20:24the iron horse came west,
20:26bringing new waves of settlers.
20:28Easy pickings for the bad guys,
20:30unless there was a hero nearby.
20:33Get back there, rabbit.
20:35I'm gonna rob that train.
20:37And I'm gonna save that train.
20:39If you don't get back,
20:40I'll blast you at the count of five.
20:43One, two, three, four.
20:49You stupid horse.
20:51Get it going.
20:55You double-crossing rabbit.
20:57You cut down your chances.
20:59I'm only gonna count two and then blast ya.
21:03One, two, three.
21:04One, two, three.
21:09One, two, three.
21:13One, two, three.
21:16One, two, three.
21:17One, two, three.
21:18This'll stop them.
21:20You better stop your train, rabbit.
21:24You better stop your train.
21:25Well, I'm not stoppin' mine.
21:29And I'm not stoppin' mine.
21:31One, two, three.
21:56So long, screwy. See you in St. Louis.
22:02I hate that rabbit.
22:07Well, there you have it, Popes.
22:11The true story of how Bugs Bunny won the West.
22:18Oh, give me a home
22:21Where the buffaloes roam
22:24Where the buffaloes roam
22:25And the deers and the antelopes play
22:29And the rabbits
22:30Where seldom is hide
22:33A discouraging void
22:36And the skies are not cloudy all day
22:41Booey.
22:42Ooh!
22:45Ooh!
22:49Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-était neat!