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00:01:53Whoa!
00:02:02Devil, do you approve?
00:02:04I did it all for you.
00:02:06Well, mostly you.
00:02:08Do you like it?
00:02:24What?
00:02:41Welcome.
00:02:46Man, we thought you'd never open.
00:02:48You must have been waiting right outside the door.
00:02:50For, like, ever.
00:02:52Yeah, we tried to make it in time, but the store just...
00:02:55closed.
00:02:57So we thought we'd just wait outside until it opened again.
00:03:02It's been closed since 420.
00:03:04Yeah.
00:03:06Last year.
00:03:09Yeah.
00:03:11That's cool.
00:03:12We took a nap and shit.
00:03:17I don't remember this place being so... scary.
00:03:21What's up with all the spooky kooky?
00:03:24I wanted this place to reflect my soul.
00:03:27Dark and scary as fuck!
00:03:33And, you know, for Satan.
00:03:39Uh...
00:03:40Yes?
00:03:40You have a stupid question and or stupid comment?
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:51Then ask it.
00:03:53Why are you way hotter than you were before?
00:03:58Before what?
00:04:00Last time we were here, you were a douchey young dickhead.
00:04:05And also...
00:04:07A bald asshole.
00:04:08Okay, firstly, those weren't me.
00:04:11Those were the previous owners.
00:04:12I bought the place in a fire sale.
00:04:14Like, literally.
00:04:15It was on fucking fire.
00:04:17I'm the new owner, Lucy Furr.
00:04:19Oh, and FYI, I was never not hot.
00:04:22You're totally skirting the question, dude.
00:04:25Busted, your honor.
00:04:27The only thing busted around here is my ass trying to reopen the store.
00:04:31All new look.
00:04:32All new merch.
00:04:39Knew it, dude.
00:04:42I'm sorry.
00:04:43Um...
00:04:44Perhaps...
00:04:44Maybe there's something I could...
00:04:49Let me rephrase that.
00:04:50What the hell do you guys want?
00:04:53We want to suck it up.
00:04:55Smoke it up.
00:04:58And get fucked up.
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01We want to get stoked up.
00:05:03Choked out.
00:05:05And...
00:05:08And...
00:05:08What was that thing you said?
00:05:10Get high as a kite.
00:05:12That's right.
00:05:14Oh.
00:05:14That I can help with.
00:05:17Right on, evil woman.
00:05:18Get us baked.
00:05:20And don't de-laked.
00:05:22Enough with the rhyme, Slimes.
00:05:24You got money or you're not.
00:05:27Ugh.
00:05:28I knew it.
00:05:29Beat feet.
00:05:32He's the bank, skank.
00:05:33That's right.
00:05:36Unlike Fort Cox.
00:05:41Remind me never to make a withdrawal.
00:05:47You know what?
00:05:48It's not that you guys aren't good for it, because obviously you are.
00:05:53But I'm going to do something I've never done before.
00:05:59Take a shower with a sumo wrestler.
00:06:02No.
00:06:04No.
00:06:05I'm going to be nice for once.
00:06:07The first one is free.
00:06:10Yeah.
00:06:12Spread that love, baby.
00:06:13Yeah, spread it all over.
00:06:16I'm talking about the weed.
00:06:18The first toke is free.
00:06:20First toke?
00:06:21No joke.
00:06:22I never joke.
00:06:23Fuck that shit.
00:06:24Fucking jokes.
00:06:26Anyway, let me show you our specials.
00:06:28You can't find them anywhere else.
00:06:30I've searched the darkest, deepest places on earth to find the most unique streams.
00:06:37Places most fear to tread.
00:06:40Many entered, but...
00:06:42Do you return?
00:06:43The Congo?
00:06:45The Amazon?
00:06:46The valley.
00:06:52So what will it be, sirs?
00:06:54I've got Evie Kush.
00:06:58Gingerweed.
00:07:02And Banzooka.
00:07:05They all look so, like...
00:07:09Likeable.
00:07:10I don't think I could ever choose.
00:07:13Can we just, like, try them all?
00:07:15Look, I'm being nice here.
00:07:17I'm not motherfucking Santa Claus.
00:07:21Okay, uh...
00:07:22Ladies choice, then.
00:07:25Smart choice.
00:07:26Well, I just happen to have...
00:07:28some Evie Kush, packed and ready to go.
00:07:32Okay, bring it to Papa.
00:07:41Ooh!
00:07:42Ooh!
00:07:46You like it?
00:07:48Oh, that's smooth.
00:07:50This is the most rad weed ever.
00:07:53I know.
00:07:54Just don't get it in your eyes.
00:08:02What?
00:08:02That...
00:08:03packs a whammy.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11Little plagues?
00:08:18Dang it.
00:08:27That devil powder really worked.
00:08:29Technically he's dead, but...
00:08:31You can do my bidding for Satan's army.
00:08:32You can do my bidding for Satan's army.
00:08:34Oh my God!
00:08:41I'm sorry!
00:08:53I'm sorry!
00:09:04I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
00:09:08BITCH!
00:09:08What's the actual fuck?
00:09:10You a lesbo?
00:09:12No, why?
00:09:13Cause you done snatched me!
00:09:15Oh, that's gross.
00:09:17Hey, you're like the knick-knacks on the shelf.
00:09:19Knick-knack, patty-whack, shut your fucking mouth!
00:09:22Those high-end statues were my last grand idea to take over the world!
00:09:27And I would have done it, too, if it weren't for those meddling dipshits!
00:09:30Say what?
00:09:32I'm Evie, bitch!
00:09:36The Evil Bong!
00:09:40Yeah, weed's legal in most states now, so not so scary.
00:09:44You done Botoxed your brain, girl!
00:09:46Evie's the name of the store!
00:09:48Ah, you're slow, but you do come around!
00:09:52Save that giggling shit!
00:09:54Don't work on me!
00:09:55Do I look like I got a desperate dick?
00:09:58Okay.
00:09:59What was happening?
00:10:00I was stuck in sexy hell.
00:10:02No thanks to that walking boner, rabbit!
00:10:05Like, the cute little fuzzy kind?
00:10:06Or that gross man I bought the store off of?
00:10:09There ain't nothing cute about rabbit.
00:10:11Gotcha.
00:10:11I don't know how that cue ball did it, but he somehow sucked me into his empty ass head.
00:10:16Then, I took a wrong turn to a place called sexy hell!
00:10:20Sounds kinda hot.
00:10:21Girl, my bong water boiled all day and night!
00:10:25I mean, it sounds so sexy.
00:10:27Hmm, it's called sexy hell, but you don't want no part of that shit!
00:10:32Or maybe you do, ya freaky ass!
00:10:35So by offering that hesher, I opened the portal to sexy hell?
00:10:39Lord knows I've killed my share, but no portal opened up because of it!
00:10:42You did a nice number on that dude, by the way.
00:10:46I love my work.
00:10:48That's it!
00:10:49It wasn't just the killing that opened the portal.
00:10:52It's that your nasty cooch was slobbering while you did it!
00:10:56The more you kill, the bigger the portal, so you and your gazoongas can fit through!
00:11:02Bitch, you got some major fucking daddy issues, but I can work with that.
00:11:06How so?
00:11:07Help me enslave the world!
00:11:08And you can help me sacrifice more people so I can open a portal to sexy hell?
00:11:12I wanna see Satan.
00:11:14I'm like his number one fan.
00:11:16Pack your bags, bitch!
00:11:19Oh yeah, they're packed.
00:11:28Who the fuck is this?
00:11:29Her name is Luann.
00:11:31I'm Batty Poop!
00:11:33Stop trying to be Batty!
00:11:35Aw, but I am Batty!
00:11:37Bat shit crazy maybe, but you are not her!
00:11:43If I ever see Junia kill Julie again, I'm gonna break you in half!
00:11:50Oh, really?
00:11:52Take that to the bank!
00:11:57Ahhhh!
00:12:00Ahhhh!
00:12:07It's enough!
00:12:12Nobody's leaving Batty Poop in the corner!
00:12:16Well, that's gonna leave a boob egg.
00:12:22You can't just wake me out like that.
00:12:27I have stories to tell.
00:12:29I have something to say.
00:12:32Who...
00:12:32Who am I?
00:12:39Hello?
00:12:45Where's Kildoy?
00:12:48Kildoy?
00:12:51Where am I?
00:12:54My boob.
00:13:00You just sit right there. Leave it to me.
00:13:03Girl, knock yourself out.
00:13:05You won't hear a peep from my ass.
00:13:07Today's my big grand opening.
00:13:08There's so many victims. Customers, whatever.
00:13:12Don't worry, you tits. You'll make a killing.
00:13:15Ah!
00:13:16Oh!
00:13:17Oh!
00:13:17Oh!
00:13:25Oh!
00:13:39Oh!
00:13:40Oh!
00:13:42Oh!
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:45Oh!
00:13:47Oh!
00:13:50Oh!
00:13:52Oh!
00:13:53Oh!
00:13:53Oh!
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:55Oh!
00:13:57Oh!
00:13:58Oh!
00:14:02Oh!
00:14:04Oh!
00:14:06Oh!
00:14:09Oh!
00:14:12Oh!
00:14:27Ah! That boob-headed boob thinks I'm gonna help her sacrifice, people?
00:14:36That's some shit right there.
00:14:38Dead people of no use to me.
00:14:40I need strong backs and weak minds to pump full of my magic weed.
00:14:47So I can take over this damn place.
00:14:49Gotta figure out a way.
00:14:51What to fucking do?
00:14:53I think God smokes weed.
00:14:56And he was highway, baby.
00:15:00And I think he gave up halfway.
00:15:14Thanks, man.
00:15:20That's it?
00:15:33Happy now?
00:15:37Hardly.
00:15:40Get the hell out of here, you first out of here, baby.
00:15:43That's false advertisement.
00:15:45I'll get you in trouble with the law.
00:15:47Cuties.
00:15:49I totally suck.
00:15:50Yeah, so does your sign.
00:15:53Fuck, you got a hole in it.
00:15:59Maybe I should make an adjustment.
00:16:01Yeah.
00:16:02I'm gonna take that out of here.
00:16:06Hey.
00:16:07Fair for that.
00:16:09No thanks, I'm not hungry.
00:16:14Finally!
00:16:15No, I'm a little licking people.
00:16:18No!
00:16:24I'm not hungry.
00:16:27No, I'm not hungry.
00:16:28No, I'm not hungry.
00:16:29No, I'm not hungry.
00:16:29No, I'm not hungry.
00:16:30No, I'm not hungry.
00:16:32No, I'm not hungry.
00:16:39I love you.
00:16:41Oh, wait.
00:16:43I know you.
00:16:44Oh, I know you.
00:16:47You work with Killjoy.
00:16:49Can you take me to him?
00:16:53Can you show me where he is?
00:16:56Please.
00:16:57We don't work there anymore.
00:16:59We're out on the streets now.
00:17:00He's a freaky fellow who juggles a chainsaw.
00:17:03Yeah, can you take me there?
00:17:06No.
00:17:09I don't even know.
00:17:11I forgot to boop, boop, boop.
00:17:19Can you at least take me to the set?
00:17:26I still love you, but no.
00:17:30Where am I?
00:17:32Venice.
00:17:33Venus?
00:17:35Oh, boop.
00:17:37I must have made a wrong turn at Mars.
00:17:40Wrong turn at Uranus.
00:17:42You know.
00:17:43Don't talk about the woman I love that way.
00:17:49Boop.
00:17:54I hope I didn't just kill
00:17:55one of my only two customers.
00:18:03It's you.
00:18:10In the flesh.
00:18:12FYI, there can be a lot more of that,
00:18:16if you know what I mean.
00:18:17I don't.
00:18:20Flesh.
00:18:21A lot.
00:18:22Yeah, I seriously doubt it.
00:18:24And, uh, uh, God, please don't.
00:18:26Just thought I'd put it out there.
00:18:29Okay, we'll put it back.
00:18:31God, put it way back, perv!
00:18:33Huh?
00:18:34My face.
00:18:35Hello.
00:18:35The thing that's talking?
00:18:38Oh.
00:18:39Yeah.
00:18:40I don't like to bog myself down with details.
00:18:45What do you want?
00:18:47I just thought I'd drop by and see how it's going.
00:18:51Big day.
00:18:52First day and all.
00:18:53Yeah, okay.
00:18:54You're the only person to walk in here,
00:18:56um, if anyone asks.
00:18:58Well, that's a good omen for any entrepreneur.
00:19:03Yeah, you know, actually,
00:19:04I looked you up at the Better Business Bureau.
00:19:06Mm, not so much.
00:19:09Details.
00:19:10Details.
00:19:15Ah.
00:19:16Hello, ladies.
00:19:17Let me know if you have any questions.
00:19:20I almost did.
00:19:21I almost did.
00:19:24Rabbit wanna grab it.
00:19:28I think I'll peruse your merchandise.
00:19:32Is, um, something you like?
00:19:35Is there, uh, something you wanna try that I have?
00:19:38Maybe.
00:19:39Sentences, ladies.
00:19:40They're the backbone of communication.
00:19:49Can you show me that Y?
00:19:52You've heard it gets you free weed.
00:19:54Just for tokes.
00:19:56Yeah, that worked with the old, disgusting owner,
00:19:59but, uh, I kinda have two of my own.
00:20:05Ladies, if I may,
00:20:07your actions were commendable,
00:20:10and so are your hooties,
00:20:14and I want you to know
00:20:15that it was all not for naught.
00:20:20You're free weed?
00:20:23Not exactly.
00:20:25And then what exactly?
00:20:29Rabbit wanna grab it.
00:20:31Screw you.
00:20:32Grab yourself, dickhead.
00:20:35Talk about mixed messages.
00:20:38I don't know.
00:20:39Seemed pretty clear to me.
00:20:42Do you have a partner?
00:20:46Larnell?
00:20:47Yeah, what happened to him?
00:20:49He was accidentally dispatched.
00:20:54You mean like you sent him to a satellite location?
00:20:57Well, he...
00:20:59was certainly in a cosmic place.
00:21:05Okay, and when's a space cadet getting back?
00:21:09He's not coming back.
00:21:12Ever.
00:21:22Oh, it's cute.
00:21:27Oh, I want one.
00:21:29Jeffy, will you buy me something?
00:21:30Buy everything.
00:21:31I want it.
00:21:32I want it.
00:21:32I want it.
00:21:34Welcome.
00:21:35If you're actually here to buy something.
00:21:38I'm not a customer.
00:21:39Okay, then what are you?
00:21:40This is my lovely trophy for Snatchy.
00:21:45The pleasure's all yours.
00:21:50Don't smudge the mani, darling.
00:21:53I'm Jeff.
00:21:54I came to gloat.
00:21:55Where's Larnell?
00:21:57You know, that's an interesting question.
00:21:59I'm not really sure.
00:22:00Hi, lap dog.
00:22:01I mean, Jeff.
00:22:04Greetings, fool.
00:22:05Where's your owner?
00:22:07Grandpa's no longer with us.
00:22:09You mean he's...
00:22:10Yes, he's gone off on another adventure.
00:22:19Jeffy, will you buy me something?
00:22:21Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:22:24You like what you see?
00:22:26I like the best.
00:22:28Do you have the best?
00:22:30I've got the fucking best.
00:22:32Mm-hmm.
00:22:34Oh.
00:22:36Hmm.
00:22:38Does this, um, come in blingy?
00:22:42Whatever.
00:22:43I'll want it.
00:22:44He'll pay.
00:22:45Larnell, where is he?
00:22:48Larnell's on a trip.
00:22:50A very bad trip.
00:22:53Shame.
00:22:55I wanted to rub my perfect life in his face.
00:22:59What an asshole.
00:23:01Kick a man while he's down.
00:23:03Right in the balls.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Let's give it a try.
00:23:24Oh.
00:23:30That's rich.
00:23:32You want it?
00:23:34anything my dear. No I want it. I want it now. Well like me the lady gets what she
00:23:47wants so that's gonna be it for us. Thank you for the opportunity. Good luck with
00:23:52everything and have a nice day.
00:23:59A cute couple.
00:24:06It's a boobie.
00:24:10Step up. Madame Mystica will show you the way. You can show me the way? Always. Oh please
00:24:21a wobble call. Where's Killjoy? Where the hell is Lornelle? Who? What? Lornelle. What the boob? I meant...
00:24:31I don't even know what I meant. Never fear. Madame Mystica is here. And taking tips.
00:24:46That's weird. Is that bad? Beats me this is a lawn ornament from the dollar store.
00:24:56But it must be trying to tell us something. Why is it so smoky?
00:25:06It can only mean one thing. And that is? Evie's weed dispensary. Just opened up down the street.
00:25:15Can you point me the way? I'll take you there. It's time for my break anyway.
00:25:23Really? Oh you are a lifesaver. You really are. But we gotta get you out of those clothes before
00:25:29they put you to work down here. I know a place. Okay.
00:25:53You're back? What do you mean? We've never been here before. You were just...
00:26:02Never mind. It's not gonna work here. But you know there is something I'd like to show you.
00:26:12May I introduce you to the vapor cup? What is it? It's the best vaporizer on the planet. What does
00:26:20it do?
00:26:21All you have to do is turn it on, pack it up, and vape it. And the best part is,
00:26:27no one even knows you're doing it.
00:26:45Can I try? Fine, just let him. I hate you.
00:27:01That's a high, take a high. I love it. You like it?
00:27:09Futuristic.
00:27:14It's good, right? I'll take that as it is. We'll take two.
00:27:20Okay. Let me just ring that up right here.
00:27:28And it's gonna be a hundred and ninety-nine each. Anyway.
00:27:48You're at it. I gotta go in the back and do something. You can watch them for a minute.
00:27:54Can you watch yourself, too, while you're at it?
00:28:09God! I can't stand all these idiots.
00:28:13Everything's going according to plan, honey.
00:28:15No! It's just a bunch of cheap morons and derelicts. I'm so gonna whack all of them.
00:28:21Ooh, baby, just slow your roll, sweet ass. You'll get your chance.
00:28:25But it's not like it was last time. I can't get them separate enough to do the deed.
00:28:30And worst of all...
00:28:31You found a conscience somewhere in those boobs?
00:28:34God, no. It's all those stupid questions.
00:28:40I can't take it.
00:28:42Honey, that's customer service.
00:28:44No. I'm so gonna sacrifice all of them.
00:28:47Whoa! Save your energy for when you need it. And, bitch, you're gonna need it.
00:28:54You're right. I just need to stay calm. I can do this.
00:29:00Now you're using your hair sprayed head. Now go back out there and do your thing.
00:29:05Thanks, E.B.
00:29:06My pleasure, bitch.
00:29:10Hey, ladies. I, uh, I got some killer weed in the back if you want to try it.
00:29:16Yeah. Come on. Totally safe.
00:29:19Come in this back room.
00:29:23Can I try it?
00:29:26No. It's strong enough for a bald-ass orangutan, but it's kind of made for a woman, so I'm sorry.
00:29:41Oh, I needed that. I wanted to do that so bad.
00:29:45Can I, uh...
00:29:46Shh, shh, shh.
00:29:51Oh, that was good. I'm sorry. What were you saying?
00:29:55Where are the girls?
00:29:56Oh, they are gone. They are so far gone. Not that they were there to begin with.
00:30:02Cock.
00:30:03Hey, put it in a jar. You got customers.
00:30:08Welcome.
00:30:11Can I help you?
00:30:12I don't know. I guess.
00:30:14Let me guess. You need something for your, uh, glaucoma?
00:30:18Not really.
00:30:20Okay. You just want to get, like, super high?
00:30:23What he means to say is that he needs something to make Johnny Johnson Jr. become Mr. Johnson
00:30:33until Principal Johnson says it's recess.
00:30:36That's what I meant to say.
00:30:38Uh, yeah, sure. Okay. This is it, then. Perfect. Gotta try it.
00:30:49That works.
00:30:50Hmm. How much?
00:30:52A hundred and ninety-nine.
00:30:57With every penny.
00:31:02Bye.
00:31:21Sarah?
00:31:22You know these people?
00:31:24Uh, yes. Uh, they're old friends of mine. Uh, this is not Sarah, apparently. And, uh,
00:31:34this is Misty. And, uh, this is, uh, Miss Lucifer.
00:31:41I don't suppose you came here to buy anything, either?
00:31:44The road to discovery led us here.
00:31:47Say what?
00:31:47We came here looking for some guy, I think.
00:31:50This guy?
00:31:51Oh, you must be real hard up.
00:31:54You could say that again.
00:31:57But don't.
00:31:58Are you Larnell?
00:31:59All contraire. I'm Rabbit.
00:32:04Larnell.
00:32:05Larnell.
00:32:08Larnell.
00:32:09Gone.
00:32:10Forever?
00:32:14Start talking, Buster.
00:32:16Uh, uh, what topic are we, uh, addressing at this time?
00:32:21Uh, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
00:32:25Where's Larnell?
00:32:26Oh, uh, that.
00:32:28Why am I keep saying that?
00:32:30Spill it, or we spill you.
00:32:32I can't bring Larnell back. It's too risky.
00:32:36I run the risk of bringing back that
00:32:40ginger dead asshole, or
00:32:44she whose name must not be spoken.
00:32:47Ginger dead man and baby?
00:32:50What am I talking about?
00:32:52I was trying to be discreet, but yes, both of those buttholes.
00:33:00So, he's never coming back, and I'll never get back to the ship?
00:33:07Yes, and what?
00:33:10He's so deep in the nothing head that he's never coming back.
00:33:15I wouldn't know how.
00:33:17I don't know how to get back to the ship.
00:33:21Wait a minute.
00:33:22You mean THE evil bong?
00:33:24Shh.
00:33:25The bitch who must not be named.
00:33:29Evie.
00:33:31What's with you girls?
00:33:36Uh, you guys are supposed to be...
00:33:42Boop!
00:33:43They need help.
00:33:45They need to go to the hospital.
00:33:57Hiya, dicks!
00:33:58I told you not to say his name!
00:34:01Fuck this ship!
00:34:04You're all looking a little pastry.
00:34:06What, are you not happy to see me?
00:34:08Not really.
00:34:09We have some unfinished business.
00:34:12You must be Sarah.
00:34:14Oh, I'm not Sarah.
00:34:15Boop!
00:34:17I'm the real Patty!
00:34:44Looks like you guys started the party without me.
00:34:49We definitely need to get them to the hospital.
00:34:52No way!
00:34:53The fun's just getting started.
00:35:01That's right, motherfuckers!
00:35:03Evie's back!
00:35:04Ah!
00:35:04She likes to say that a lot.
00:35:06I told you not to say her name.
00:35:09Can't tell if you fuck buckets are surprised to see me,
00:35:12or if that's just your normal stupid faces.
00:35:14Oh, great.
00:35:15The poopiest party poop.
00:35:17Who do we have here?
00:35:18The ginger little dick man.
00:35:20How the hell did you get here?
00:35:21I whacked a demon in sexy hell and jumped through a flaming pussy.
00:35:24You?
00:35:25This set of tits attached to a pole dragged my ass here.
00:35:31Did you say sexy hell?
00:35:33Yeah, sexy hell.
00:35:35And that's where I'm going, even if I have to whack all of you to do it.
00:35:38Could you just whack me?
00:35:40Rabbit!
00:35:42Just kidding.
00:35:44Our chosen course is the only one to wellness.
00:35:48We're not going anywhere except for the hospital.
00:35:51These girls are barely hanging on.
00:35:53Let me help you get there faster.
00:36:13We're not going anywhere.
00:36:13Bon voyage tits, don't forget to write.
00:36:16How could you?
00:36:17You're a scones throw away from getting it, girly.
00:36:20Don't help that bitch, you pudding head fuck.
00:36:23Dead asses don't help me.
00:36:25Who fucking cares what you want?
00:36:26I'm just happy to be killing again.
00:36:28Makes me feel like a man again.
00:36:31You really are a dumbass.
00:36:32Don't not test me.
00:36:34AHHHH!
00:36:35TITLE, TITLE!
00:36:36We're both in here!
00:36:39TITLE, TITLE, TITLE, TITLE, TITLE!
00:36:45We're both in here!
00:36:46TITLE, TITLE, TITLE, TITLE!
00:36:50You're coming with me.
00:36:52You're coming with me!
00:36:53Hey, hey!
00:36:54I'm not going to drop you lot of shit out you!
00:37:05Ah fuck, I was just gettin' started!
00:37:21This is nonsense!
00:37:23This sucks!
00:37:27Faith is the truth to divinity.
00:37:30And for us, we shall overcome.
00:37:33What?
00:37:34It's cool.
00:37:35We'll figure it out.
00:37:44Sexy hell is fucking rad!
00:37:47No!
00:37:57Bitch!
00:37:58Could you be more of a sorority slut?
00:38:01Shut up.
00:38:01You're spoiling it.
00:38:03You don't tell me to shut up!
00:38:05I tell you to shut up!
00:38:07It's so sexy!
00:38:09It's so sexy!
00:38:10It's so sexy!
00:38:15It's the nuns.
00:38:16They're more than happy to leave you to your own devices.
00:38:18I'm sure there's so many devices here.
00:38:24Who dares horse my fellow?
00:38:36I expected a little more from that voice.
00:38:38Yeah!
00:38:40Yeah!
00:38:40Yeah!
00:38:41Yeah!
00:38:41That's what they all say!
00:38:43Fuck you two!
00:38:45That is no way to talk to a lady!
00:38:49Silence, man!
00:38:51Come on!
00:38:52Who are you?
00:38:54I am Beazel Bud.
00:38:56I preach the sexy hell!
00:39:01Lord of DICKNESS!
00:39:04Ambassador of fucking delicate shit like that!
00:39:23See what I mean?
00:39:29Beazel Bud.
00:39:31On your knees!
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:37I love that shit!
00:39:39Beazel Bud.
00:39:40I am your greatest disciple.
00:39:42I kneel humbly before you.
00:39:43I really love that shit.
00:39:49To make you an offering.
00:39:51Prove your worth, O!
00:39:53Down here, O is a compliment.
00:39:57By the way, it's sexy hell.
00:40:02Hey, hey!
00:40:03No, no, no, no, you dope bitch!
00:40:05You're not gonna offer me up to his ass,
00:40:07cause that's probably where I'll end up.
00:40:09Easy, babe.
00:40:10Exit only.
00:40:11What is she doing?
00:40:13What the hell are you doing?
00:40:15Can you be quiet for a second?
00:40:16You're ruining my moment.
00:40:20So, leave.
00:40:22I might offer you these sacrifices.
00:40:24Sacrifice yourself.
00:40:26Lord, sir, whatever.
00:40:28She would make so much better of a sacrifice than we would.
00:40:32Mm-hmm.
00:40:34Don't get your panties in a while.
00:40:38Yeah.
00:40:39Pants need it.
00:40:41This is sexy hell.
00:40:43We don't do sacrifices here.
00:40:46Take poop of that.
00:40:49We do really fucked up orgies though.
00:40:53Like, really fucked up.
00:40:55They're gross.
00:41:04No sacrifices?
00:41:06Don't you want to take over the world that cast you out?
00:41:09Yeah, I guess so.
00:41:11I've just been too busy banging to get around to it.
00:41:16You know, lots of banging around here.
00:41:18This is sexy hell.
00:41:20No.
00:41:20Eevee is a conduit to the world above.
00:41:22She can open a permanent portal.
00:41:26Interesting.
00:41:27I can leave normal demons.
00:41:30Rule with an iron dick.
00:41:33It'll be sexy hell on earth.
00:41:35Let's do it.
00:41:37Jun-o-lufot.
00:41:42See.
00:41:45Oh, wien.
00:41:50Ew, ew!
00:41:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:54There's some hard shit right there, man.
00:42:00It's still hotter.
00:42:02Hey, what's with you?
00:42:04I think all them coos be harsh in your harness.
00:42:09Sexy demon.
00:42:11Why don't you help them shed that dutch for a piece of butt?
00:42:19No.
00:42:24No.
00:42:26No.
00:42:27No.
00:42:28No hands.
00:42:30Move me!
00:42:33Touch me!
00:42:34Touch me!
00:42:35Touch me!
00:42:38Touch me!
00:42:41Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:42:46Damn, that shit pisses me off!
00:42:49She was a hell of a suction!
00:42:54The portal!
00:42:56Hey!
00:42:57Hey!
00:42:58What the fuck now?
00:43:02Yay!
00:43:06Freeze!
00:43:10Oh my god, you suck!
00:43:12I like the sound of that.
00:43:17I'm thinking a sacrifice is on the menu for a change.
00:43:23At least it's not the other thing.
00:43:25After the orgy, of course.
00:43:30This is sexy hell.
00:43:34Go get her.
00:43:36No!
00:43:40No!
00:43:41No!
00:43:41No!
00:43:41It wasn't me!
00:43:44No!
00:43:49Ah shit!
00:43:50The girls are gone!
00:43:52Looks like it's just me and you, dickwad.
00:43:55Wanna play Twister?
00:43:56Nah, fuck that!
00:43:57I'd rather grease ya!
00:44:05Goddamn!
00:44:06Gonna toss my cookies!
00:44:08Speaking of cookies, fuck you!
00:44:11Ah, well, well, well.
00:44:13Look what the cosmic vagina pooped out.
00:44:15Now I can rid myself of the both of you.
00:44:17My ass you will!
00:44:19We need to work together!
00:44:20Bad chance!
00:44:21Every time I see you macaroons, it spells trouble for old Gingy.
00:44:25That punk ass, Bialza bud!
00:44:27Gonna do the nasty to those bitches down there!
00:44:29Ah, who cares?
00:44:30Look, jelly dick.
00:44:32Lucifer is all up in that devil's red ass.
00:44:34They plan on opening that portal for good and kill every last motherfucker on Earth!
00:44:38That's a problem?
00:44:39Sometimes I think that villain in your head is full of shit!
00:44:43Your mission is to get back down to sexy hell and kill their ass!
00:44:47Wow!
00:44:48I'm just like Ramto!
00:44:50Vaporcup!
00:44:53Packed with the finest EB Cush!
00:45:20Wow, this time it's war!
00:45:28Get him, soldier!
00:45:30We may have just sent him on a one-way mission.
00:45:33He's no cream puff!
00:45:35If anybody can do it, it's that crazy motherfucker!
00:45:40I guess we just wait.
00:45:42No time to sit on your dumb ass!
00:45:44One way or the other, that big poontang is gonna open up!
00:45:47We don't know what's coming through it!
00:45:49We need a plan!
00:45:55The fuck you doing?
00:45:57To fight a monster, one must create a monster.
00:46:02Ooh, I like that shit!
00:46:05It tell you how?
00:46:07Weed.
00:46:09Duh.
00:46:17Using only the finest weed on Earth, we will create life!
00:46:22We need to get started.
00:46:24The storm is coming.
00:46:26Right you are, motherfucker!
00:46:28Flour!
00:46:30Flour!
00:46:31Mound sugar!
00:46:32Yellow cake!
00:46:34Eggs!
00:46:36Nuts!
00:46:37More nuts!
00:46:39And now, for the final ingredient!
00:46:43Ginger weed!
00:46:58This shit doesn't look like much!
00:47:00How the fuck is that supposed to help us?
00:47:03Ready!
00:47:06Time to plug him in!
00:47:09Let's bake!
00:47:14Take that motherfucking monster motherfucker!
00:47:18Holy shit!
00:47:19Motherfucking ginger weed!
00:47:21Ginger weed!
00:47:23Ginger weed!
00:47:26Radio weed!
00:47:36Who special is sitting and crying!
00:47:38She's sitting at the bottom of her leg!
00:47:46She doesn't look like a monster.
00:47:48We can't breathe, she is saved.
00:47:50È We need her a mess!
00:47:51Fine, if she's مت ONUtil and got fun!
00:47:52I'm hungry!
00:47:52C'n pale, not just planning!
00:47:54I so want to kill you, but I need Evie to kick the portal open.
00:47:58Wait till I get out of this. You're all gonna get a kick in the nads.
00:48:02Let's start the ceremony. By ceremony, I've fucked up, gross-ass-or-witchy.
00:48:12Turn the lights out and take off all your clothes.
00:48:18I wanna lick you.
00:48:20Ask him.
00:48:22Yeah, well, it was tight.
00:48:26God, what now?
00:48:45Like, where am I?
00:48:50Oh, I wanna jump.
00:48:51Oh, I wanna jump.
00:48:53Anything around.
00:48:56Anything around.
00:49:00Oh, yeah.
00:49:08Oh, yeah.
00:49:10Oh, yeah.
00:49:18Oh, yeah.
00:49:36Oh, yeah.
00:49:38Oh, yeah.
00:49:41Oh, yeah.
00:49:42Oh, yeah.
00:49:43Oh, yeah.
00:49:45Yeah, whatever, man.
00:49:47They've been so unsexy since they've been there.
00:49:50It's been my life's work.
00:49:52But it would be too easy.
00:49:54What do you think, honestly?
00:49:56Just do your thing, man.
00:49:58I wanna get this gross-ass orgy started so that we can go fuck earth in the butt.
00:50:04Yeah, why not?
00:50:07Nobody's killing us today.
00:50:10What would you do?
00:50:11We're getting out of here.
00:50:12Oh, yeah.
00:50:27Doesn't anybody knock anymore, man?
00:50:32Who the fuck are you?
00:50:34Your worst nightmare.
00:50:36I'm Ginger Weedman.
00:50:38I've been sent by mom and dad to save you.
00:50:42Mom and dad?
00:50:44Rabbit and Eevee, how is that even possible?
00:50:47What the fuck is this shit?
00:50:49I believe in wees, not words.
00:50:52I'm sending you back when you came for me, frickin' hippie.
00:51:04Come with weed if you want to live.
00:51:07Do not cross me, asshole.
00:51:09The land is mine.
00:51:10You, sir, must be weedinated.
00:51:24I really hate you, bitches.
00:51:29Likewise, demon crotch.
00:51:31Sicker.
00:51:34Weedersack.
00:51:50Cripes, man.
00:51:51What was in that shit?
00:51:53Me.
00:51:54I feel like I'm rising like a souffle here.
00:51:57To transverse the mission, you must become one with it.
00:52:01What the fuck are you talking about?
00:52:03Aw, he's kind of lovable when he's not so kill-y.
00:52:09Game face, Luanne.
00:52:12Is this real?
00:52:13Oh!
00:52:15Why is that clown walking and torturing?
00:52:16What are you doing there?
00:52:17Whoa!
00:52:19Oh, that didn't...
00:52:20Oh, shit!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:21This is hurting!
00:52:22This is hurting!
00:52:23Sarah!
00:52:23Sarah, stop!
00:52:24I'm in Luanne!
00:52:25What the fuck made me go by?
00:52:27Oh, God!
00:52:27This is hurting!
00:52:29Oh, no, no, I see!
00:52:35Oh, I've never seen you like that.
00:52:47Hey, no, me neither.
00:52:48Sometimes I get so rrrr, I don't even recognize myself.
00:52:53Cool.
00:52:53Now to ease out of here, we can start that little domination thing.
00:52:57What about the origin?
00:52:58No time, babe.
00:53:00No, you promised me a gross-ass origin!
00:53:05Relax, man.
00:53:07We're just gonna get on out of here.
00:53:10Nah, man.
00:53:11You ain't going nowhere.
00:53:15At least not alive.
00:53:18Oh, see, that sounds cool.
00:53:20Everything sounds sexy coming from me.
00:53:23Yeah, yeah.
00:53:24It's sexy hell, we know.
00:53:27How about we settle this like things?
00:53:30What are you offering?
00:53:32Easy, Weedsy.
00:53:34If I win, I take the girls home with me.
00:53:38And if I win, because I win...
00:53:42Then the girls stay here with you forever.
00:53:48Ah, nah, not good enough, man.
00:53:51All right, and I will remain your prisoner for eternity.
00:53:56Not the words I want to hear.
00:53:59I don't know what you mean.
00:54:01We will all be sexy.
00:54:04Now you're talking my language.
00:54:09How do we settle it?
00:54:11How else?
00:54:12An old-fashioned takeoff.
00:54:14How else?
00:54:19How else?
00:54:19Sexy hills, yeah!
00:54:22What the hell?
00:54:23It's time to play.
00:54:26It's time to smoke makeup.
00:54:29It's time to play.
00:54:32She wants a great swisher.
00:54:35I kind of like her, but don't miss her.
00:54:38When she's gone, the bombs on my window.
00:54:41Still on the real hill, I really don't kiss her.
00:54:43She got cotton mouth.
00:54:45I put my cock in mouth, trying to get some dough.
00:54:48But she always got that smoking mouth.
00:54:50Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.
00:54:51Don't pass me.
00:54:53Shut the buff.
00:54:53The time.
00:54:55We don't die.
00:54:57It's time to play.
00:55:00It's time to play.
00:55:03It's time to play.
00:55:05Picture Hallow, Mr. Hollywood.
00:55:07Rolling up for Hollywood.
00:55:09I like a grand montage, monologue, grandstanding ovals.
00:55:12The coach got our most soccer souffle.
00:55:14Luke Lee, regardless of Snoop, saying he Cool J, Cool J, set it off for Cool J.
00:55:19Not bad.
00:55:19You were kidding me.
00:55:21Blown away, baby.
00:55:23Oh, man.
00:55:24That's going to be hard to see.
00:55:25I need to move A, document style.
00:55:28You haul, we move weight.
00:55:29Garth speed, call C's like the dawn.
00:55:31Let the ball breathe.
00:55:32Grace speed, coming through a stain, but he aced it.
00:55:35Beginner's luck with the winner, boy, in a different line.
00:55:38Spaceships, kiss the lips to her with a wishy pop.
00:55:41When I light up in the club, they surround like true blood.
00:55:46Cause my cushion, champagne, lemonade.
00:55:49Watch me activate your receptors, blow your mind like a grenade.
00:55:53With the bomb sativa, listen to the roof of the receiver.
00:55:56Make you a believer.
00:55:58When I meditate, I medicate it.
00:56:01I'm trying to get my magical magnetic.
00:56:03Get shot.
00:56:04Get your weed.
00:56:05Get me.
00:56:07Get me.
00:56:08Come on, little weedie.
00:56:10You can do it.
00:56:12Mm-hmm.
00:56:12Put a little power to it.
00:56:15How do we know who wins this thing?
00:56:17Oh, looks like they're having some fun.
00:56:42Do it.
00:56:53Holy shit.
00:57:12Oh, Weedy.
00:57:15I'm your biggest deal, Weedy.
00:57:19We got Weedy.
00:57:27We got Weedy.
00:57:27We got Weedy.
00:57:29We got Weedy.
00:57:30We got Weedy.
00:57:35That's sexy, though.
00:57:42I love you, Weedy.
00:57:47Weedy.
00:57:54Oh, I knew you could do it.
00:57:58Thank you for weeding in me.
00:58:00But how do we get home?
00:58:02No problem.
00:58:03I have a telepathic link back home.
00:58:06Nice.
00:58:07Make it so.
00:58:08Weed us up more!
00:58:12Woo!
00:58:33How many do you think will make it back?
00:58:36Who fucking cares?
00:58:42Oh God!
00:58:45You look Wow!
00:58:53Thanks, Mom!
00:58:55Don't you, Mama Me, motherfucker!
00:58:58Uh-uh!
00:58:59No way, Baby!
00:59:12concentrate on the portal you pervert we gotta close it forever so nothing comes through it on
00:59:17either end okay on three one two just concentrate motherfucker
00:59:44oh and that's fucking that see what happens with teamwork and you use your powers for good
00:59:53yeah it's so much more rewarding than trying to take over the world isn't it
00:59:58shut the fuck up fuck you pig let's get down to business
01:00:04i'm taking back the shop you losers will be working for me and you know what that means
01:00:09got it actually i don't need the job i have plenty of money you are working for me dickhead
01:00:16got it so if this is another grand opening does that mean we're gonna have a grand opening party
01:00:25as long as your asses are selling my weed i don't give a fuck what y'all do just leave
01:00:29me alone
01:00:35there's no video for you
01:01:05My little lady.
01:01:18Serenity is the driver of healing.
01:01:22Freedom is the co-pilot of life.
01:01:45You're the best dad a weed boy could ever have.
01:01:50Oh, for fuck's sake.
01:02:13I'm gonna get those idiots if it's the last thing I ever do.
01:02:16Just keep the naked kids into a dull war.
01:02:21Do you know where this goes?
01:02:23That goes, right?
01:02:35We're gonna need way more glue.
01:02:38Wait till I get my revenge.
01:02:40It's gonna be so bad.
01:02:42And sexy.
01:02:43Should you get mad?
01:02:46Remake!
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:50Yeah.
01:03:07Don't you dare be mad.
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:08Oh, yeah.
01:03:09Oh, yeah.
01:03:10Oh, yeah.
01:03:11Oh, yeah.
01:03:14Oh, yeah.
01:03:15Oh, yeah.
01:03:16Oh, yeah.
01:03:17Oh, yeah.
01:03:17Oh, yeah.
01:05:17What the fuck?
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