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00:03all right you guys ready if we get any more ready we're going to miss the actual wedding
00:07okay here we come hold on let me set the mood
00:18oh my god
00:23wow you guys i seriously feel like i'm about to cry
00:26same so we like we love i uh i don't have words wow dad doesn't have words that's a good
00:38sign
00:39it's classic it's timeless it's it's beautiful and it doesn't work what how do those things not
00:48work i don't like the pocket squares oh okay well we could get brighter accents yeah i mean it's no
00:54problem we can just change up the pocket squares it's not the pocket square but you just said
00:59i know no i mean it's not just the pocket square i think we have a larger problem with color
01:04about
01:05what what issue is that it's bland it's like paul's oatmeal but cap come on the suits are so dope
01:12thank you we are not going for dope we're going for transcendent guys i know it must be frustrating
01:18but just stick with me on this because this wedding is going to be out of control
01:29well someone already is
01:31let's get started
01:36i'm gonna run
01:38head out on the highway
01:40looking for adventure
01:43and whatever comes going
01:48come along to me
01:50why
02:04hey you guys have a fire extinguisher no all right get back is the motor still running
02:09yeah we tried the heater to cool it off all right go turn off the engine okay
02:21okay
02:21okay yep that should do it thank you so much
02:23yeah i'm so embarrassed i guess it just overheated
02:27it's all my fault he wanted to stop in tucson to have a service i said we should get back
02:31on the road
02:32babe no no don't beat yourself up we both did it's not your fault
02:35hey if you guys want i could maybe help patch you up and get you to the nearest truck stop
02:40either of you know anything about engines i know of an engine
02:43ah i'll get my toolkit
02:46i'm grant by the way
02:48this is kylie
02:49marjan
02:51thank god you're here marjan
02:57so idaho plates huh you guys are a long way from home
03:00no this is our home
03:02really you live here full time
03:04going on four years now
03:05wow
03:06has everything we need kitchen tv
03:07bathroom's roomier than the one in our apartment
03:09babe
03:10i forgot the most important thing
03:13each other
03:13that's uh
03:14that's sweet
03:15thank god our fans think so
03:16your fans
03:17yeah
03:18we're travel vloggers
03:19oh
03:20you actually might know our instagram
03:22next door nomads
03:24we're still building the brand
03:25that's cool i'm on insta i'll follow you guys
03:27so what do you do for a living
03:28you mechanic
03:29rank amateur i'm afraid
03:31i um
03:32i used to be a firefighter
03:34that's impressive
03:35yeah that's run its course
03:37well until you did some pro bono work on our smoking rv
03:40until that
03:41what do you think you're gonna do next
03:42i don't know
03:44um
03:45i thought being out on the open road might help me find some clarity or purpose
03:48but
03:49so far all i've found is just
03:50more road
03:52yep
03:53uh
03:53okay grant do me a favor and turn it over for me
03:56yeah
04:02well still sounds like a cat in a blender
04:04yeah you can kill it
04:05kill it
04:06all right
04:06all right
04:07i uh think i know what the problem is
04:09your ac compressor's seizing up
04:12the belt stopped spinning and that's why i started smoking
04:14so uh can you fix it
04:15not a chance
04:16i can't cut the belt and you'll be able to drive her
04:19but until you replace that belt it'll be like you're in your own personal sauna
04:22we uh we spent last january in yellowstone
04:26we are comfortable being uncomfortable
04:29okay then
04:35that's it then
04:36good luck you guys
04:37thank you
04:38yeah
04:39oh hey
04:40you forgot this
04:43you should keep that
04:44it might come in handy
04:45right
04:52you should keep that
05:20hands wesley
05:21but they're 10 and 2
05:25actually the national highway traffic safety administration
05:28now recommends 9 and 3
05:31okay
05:32so
05:34like this
05:35what's the speed limit son
05:37it's 20
05:3925 i i think
05:4025 you think
05:44why are you pushing 26 and a half
05:45i am
05:48you're drifting
05:48you're drifting
05:54son do you know why i have a perfect driving record
05:58because you're an obsessive compulsive control freak
06:00because i always stay focused
06:03now engage your right turn signal get ready to pull over
06:11now go towards those cans
06:13oh no
06:14you set up a parallel parking test
06:17it's a parking simulator
06:19just think of those garbage cans
06:20as luxury suvs
06:22we don't have to parallel for the test
06:23well i'm not preparing you for the test
06:25i'm preparing you for life
06:25now align the middle of the car
06:28with that can
06:29dad i know
06:30okay
06:32turn the wheel
06:3245 degrees
06:35be sure to mind your mirrors
06:36your mirror
06:37you just hit a minivan
06:42there could have been children
06:44you told me they were suvs
06:45yeah i also told you to stay focused
06:48it's hard with you chirping in my ear
06:50look i'm just trying to get your head on straight
06:53i won't always be in the passenger seat when you get your license
06:56oh you promise
06:59get out
06:59i'm driving
07:17look son
07:19i don't ride you because i enjoy it
07:22i just do it because i'm trying to keep you safe
07:25dad
07:25dad are you okay
07:34now what was your emergency
07:36our car flew up the road
07:38did you say your car flew off the road
07:40no flew up
08:09well that is some parking job
08:11looks like he drove up the guy wire
08:13that axle's sitting on 10 000 volts
08:18jen call utilities get them out of your asap
08:20we gotta cut the power
08:21help us please
08:22just hang on wesley
08:23they're gonna get you down as soon as they can
08:25dispatch connected us to the father and the son on channel 3
08:27what are we looking at
08:28the son says that his grandfather died of a heart attack called a widow maker
08:31sounds like his father's having the same thing
08:33how much time do we have
08:3410 minutes tops
08:35judd we have an update on utilities
08:37spring hollow's the closest team they're 15 20 minutes away
08:40okay which means 30
08:41all right
08:42i want you to get the aerial up there
08:43move in close but not too close
08:45we got to assume that entire skin is juiced
08:47sir
08:47all right paul mateo you guys ever play operation
08:50paul smokes me at that game
08:51yeah cap i dominate
08:51we get to play in real life today
08:53you guys are going up
08:54get a backboard a bucket some tape
08:55got it got it
08:56yeah you know the names
08:57father is kevin's son is wesley
09:03hey kevin wesley we're gonna get you out
09:05can you hear me
09:06yeah
09:08yeah we can hear you
09:09my name's captain owen strand my team's gonna take care of you
09:13please hurry
09:14my dad's having trouble breathing
09:16okay i'm sure that 9-1-1 has told you but your car is electrified
09:20so i need you to be very careful do not touch anything metal
09:23you understand
09:24yeah yeah we understand
09:25how are you gonna get us out of here if the car is electrified
09:29that's not something you need to worry about sir just sit back
09:32let us do our job
09:37let's run
09:38a little closer
09:39let's get closer
09:42oh
09:43let's get closer
09:43let's get closer
09:47eeasy
09:50easy
09:57Hey there, you must be Wesley, I'm Paul.
10:01Hi.
10:02You hanging in there, sir?
10:04Trying.
10:06Hey, Wesley, listen, I know you're scared, but I'm gonna need your help to help your dad, okay?
10:11Okay.
10:12See this blanket?
10:14I need you to drape it across the window frame, but look, don't touch any of the metal, okay?
10:18Okay.
10:18There you go.
10:20Good.
10:21There you go.
10:22Good.
10:24All right, now you see this board?
10:26It's not a conductor.
10:27That means you and your dad can climb on and you don't have anything to fear, okay?
10:30Okay.
10:31But remember, don't touch the window frame, right?
10:37Come on, come on!
10:41Here it comes.
10:42Watch yourself.
10:44All right, kid.
10:47Now look, we need to get your dad out first, okay?
10:51So I want you to take this capture strap and I want you to help him get it under his
10:54arms.
10:54Can you do that for me?
10:55Yeah.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Okay.
10:56All right, buddy.
10:57Here you go.
11:00Okay, Dad.
11:01I need you to put this on.
11:02Oh, God.
11:02Oh, God.
11:03No.
11:03We're not going anywhere until the power company gets here.
11:06Hey, hey, sir.
11:07With all due respect, with your condition, there might be more time than you have.
11:11Dad, we should listen to him.
11:12You need a hospital.
11:13I don't care.
11:13I'm not sending my son out of a giant bug zapper.
11:18God.
11:19Come on.
11:23Hey, hey, guys.
11:24We need to move now.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30Just let me, please.
11:31It's too dangerous.
11:32Guys, we need to move now.
11:34Look, if we stay here, we both die.
11:36So just shut up and let me help you.
11:38Okay.
11:38Okay.
11:39Okay.
11:40Okay.
11:44All right.
11:45All right.
11:47All right.
11:47Make sure it's buckled.
11:48Okay.
11:49He's in.
11:49He's in.
11:50Good, good, good.
11:50Okay.
11:52All right.
11:53Now, look.
11:53I need you to help me get him on the backboard.
11:55All right?
11:56Now, Kevin, I need you to tuck your arms in, okay?
11:58And keep it still as you can.
11:59Okay?
11:59Do not touch the front.
12:00Okay.
12:02Are you ready?
12:03Son, if anything happens...
12:07I know.
12:11I know.
12:12I know.
12:15That's right.
12:16Help him out.
12:17Ease him.
12:19Watch out now.
12:20There you go.
12:23Okay.
12:23Watch it.
12:23Watch it.
12:23Watch it.
12:24Good.
12:25There you go.
12:26Easy.
12:27Easy.
12:28Watch your feet.
12:29Watch your feet.
12:30All right, Mateo.
12:30He's clear.
12:31He's clear.
12:33Get him on the backboard.
12:34All right, let's go.
12:35Feet first.
12:37There you go.
12:37Good job, sir.
12:38Good job.
12:39I got you.
12:39I got you.
12:40I got you.
12:43I got him.
12:44Go get the kids.
12:48Wesley, you're up, okay?
12:50Now, keep your head down.
12:51Let's go.
12:51There you go.
12:52Don't touch the front.
12:52Don't touch the front.
12:53There you go.
12:57Go.
12:58They're clear!
12:59Swing it!
13:01Swing it!
13:02Swing it!
13:08Swing it!
13:29Is my dad gonna be okay?
13:31I think so, buddy.
13:32He was lucky to have you in the car.
13:34They're gonna put a stent in at the hospital.
13:35He should be back on his feet in about a week.
13:37A week.
13:39Dad, we can still get my license.
13:41If you think I'm ready.
13:43Kiddo, you were ready for anything.
13:46You know, Wesley's gonna be a great driver.
13:48Better than his old man.
13:49All right, we're gonna take you to West Park.
13:51Wes, you can ride with us in the backboard.
13:53West Park?
13:54At this hour?
13:55The 35 will be a parking lot.
13:58We should go to St. Raymond's.
14:00You can take surface streets.
14:02All right.
14:02Ready?
14:02Let's go.
14:04Looks like we're gonna be in for a long ride cap.
14:07Gotta love a control freak.
14:17Mm, this Teresa and egg is fire.
14:19Mm.
14:20But of course not bad either.
14:21You wanna switch?
14:22Uh-huh.
14:26Yo, Carlos, what are you doing here?
14:28I'm gonna call the neighborhood.
14:29Thought I'd surprise your son with some street tacos.
14:31Well, I hope you brought enough tacos for everybody.
14:33I did, actually.
14:35Oh, you got his 1-1 tacos?
14:37He did get his 1-1 tacos!
14:40You, sir, are a golden guy.
14:43You don't want one, Owen?
14:45Oh, no, no, I can't have any tacos.
14:47I have a wedding to go to.
14:48Which reminds me, there is a cake tasting tomorrow at the house.
14:53Is that, um, really necessary?
14:55I mean, we're just gonna go with the traditional white
14:57from the St. Panaderia that did both of my sisters' quinceaneras.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Yeah.
15:01No, I wanna throw another candidate into the mix.
15:04Another candidate?
15:06Yeah!
15:07I mean, look, I have a place on Alvarado Street
15:09that is gluten-free, sugar-free, and dairy-free.
15:12Sounds flavor-free.
15:15Okay, you can laugh all you want,
15:17but you'd be shocked what you can do with monk fruit and teft these days.
15:20I'm sorry, did you say teft or teft?
15:22You know, I've seen it a thousand times.
15:24The party's going great, and then they bring out the cake,
15:26and everybody dives in, and they get that high-fructose corn syrup,
15:29and then sugar crash, and everybody starts heading for the exits.
15:32And the whole joy is just sucked out of the wedding.
15:34Imagine that.
15:35All right, so I promise you to just give it a chance.
15:38Tomorrow, 3 o'clock.
15:39Sir.
15:43Just when I thought he couldn't get any more Dadzilla,
15:46he puts monk's fruit on our wedding cake.
15:48I believe it's just monk fruit.
15:50No possessive.
15:54What?
15:56Listen, he's just asking to try it, okay?
16:00There's no try with your dad.
16:01Only do.
16:02He's so controlling, he's out of control.
16:03It's true, he did strip him of their pocket squares like a field marshal.
16:08Dude's drunk on power.
16:09Well, has anybody thought about maybe, you know, talking to him?
16:12Saying, stand down?
16:14I thought about it, but listen, honestly, I have never seen him this excited about anything in my entire life.
16:19All right?
16:20I don't want to make him feel bad.
16:21So, we get to feel bad.
16:23Listen, you can say something to him too.
16:25Mm-hmm.
16:25And kick off my son-in-law relationship with a back off?
16:28No thanks.
16:28Well, I don't know.
16:29I mean, me and Gracie's dad had some pretty tough conversations leading up to our wedding.
16:33Oh, yeah?
16:34And how'd that work out for you, man?
16:37We didn't talk for two years.
16:40Yeah, okay, so that's, uh, no.
16:42Well, wouldn't we better say something soon?
16:44Because I just seen a set list for the reception.
16:46Well, I should say, if you're not having it on an actual yacht, this may not be the rock you
16:50want.
16:54Okay, no, that's it.
16:56You guys are right.
16:57Somebody has to stand up to him.
17:00And I know just the person who'd do it.
17:07So, now you come to me about the day of my son's wedding.
17:14We're sorry, Mama.
17:16It was wrong to exclude you.
17:17Yet you did exclude me.
17:20I offered you my guidance, my wisdom, and you said no.
17:25We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
17:26We just wanted to make the wedding our own.
17:29Mm-hmm.
17:32So what changed?
17:34My father has gone insane.
17:36You let Owen get involved?
17:38Let him. He sort of took over.
17:42So we were hoping that you could reel him in.
17:45He doesn't like our suits. He doesn't like our music.
17:47Now he wants to change the cake.
17:49Well, this all sounds very unfortunate, mijos.
17:52But of the relationship with the in-laws,
17:55Los consuegros, it's too important.
17:58It is the foundation of a happy bond between the families.
18:01If Owen wants to take charge, I cannot interfere.
18:06Mama?
18:08He wants to go gluten-free on the cake.
18:12Mm-hmm.
18:15Oh, hell no.
18:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:19That man needs to be stopped.
18:20Now.
18:22None of the gluten-free.
18:22Please.
18:24Please.
18:25The time is a river.
18:29I'm floating downstream.
18:32I can't forget all that we've been through.
18:39I lay you when you did me wrong
18:42I take the window if you want to find myself
18:47Mark, your GC is ready. Mark, your GC is ready.
18:56Mind if I sit here?
18:58Sure.
18:59I'd like to be able to keep an eye on my rig.
19:01I'm Patty.
19:02Marjong.
19:04Enchanted.
19:05Hey, hey, the usual, Chloe.
19:09Maybe this time cook the bacon.
19:11Real bacon don't fold.
19:13Yeah, yeah.
19:23That's a little creepy.
19:25What?
19:26That's Ken and Barbie over there, isn't it?
19:28I'm not a stalker, I swear.
19:30I'm just surreptitiously keeping an eye on them.
19:33Like I surreptitiously keep an eye on my cheating SOB first husband.
19:37No, it's not like that.
19:39So what's it like?
19:41It's a long story.
19:43You're my only company today, honey, so spin me a yarn.
19:48Okay, so I helped him with some engine trouble maybe 80 miles back and they seemed so nice.
19:54Like really nice, like really nice.
19:56Like Stepford nice.
19:58It's a movie from like the 50s or something.
20:011975, honey.
20:02Okay, so you get it, right?
20:04And then I get back to my bike and I find this.
20:08That's right to the point, isn't it?
20:10It doesn't jive with this happy couple I'm seeing on social media or the smiling woman feeding him french fries.
20:18I've been in bad situations, honey, and you adapt to survive.
20:22If you think something's going on and it's worth checking out.
20:30Look, there she goes.
20:33If you want a word, now's your chance.
20:36What if I'm wrong and she thinks I'm a kook?
20:38But what if you're right?
20:40Better you a kook than her dead.
20:45Yeah.
20:55Hi, I'm Marjean.
20:58What are you doing here?
21:00I came for you, actually.
21:02I followed you guys here.
21:04Followed us?
21:06Why would you do that?
21:08Because you asked me to.
21:17Which I'm now realizing you did not.
21:19I'm sorry.
21:20This is a huge mistake.
21:21I swear I'm not a stalker.
21:25I'm sorry.
21:26I had to make sure that he wasn't listening.
21:27He does that sometimes.
21:31Thank you so much for coming.
21:37He's been getting worse.
21:39What happened?
21:40I knew that Grant was going to be angry about the RV breaking down.
21:43And blame me.
21:51He did that to you?
21:54I just should have let him stop in Tucson.
21:56No, Kylie.
21:57This is not your fault.
21:58I'm calling the cops.
22:00No, no, you can't.
22:01Why not?
22:02Because they won't do anything.
22:04I've tried.
22:05I called them once before outside Louisville.
22:07And they said that without evidence, it's just he said, she said.
22:11And then they left.
22:13He almost killed me that night.
22:15Okay.
22:16Well, what were you hoping I could do for you?
22:20I don't know.
22:21You just seemed so kind on the road and a firefighter.
22:27I thought that maybe you could save me.
22:30That you could take me away.
22:32I would, but my bike is a bobber.
22:36A what?
22:37It's stripped down.
22:39It can't fit two people.
22:43I am so stupid.
22:45I am so stupid.
22:46Oh, my God.
22:46I am so stupid.
22:47I am so sorry that I bothered you.
22:49No, no, no, no.
22:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
22:52It's okay.
22:52Hey, I promise you I am going to figure something out to make sure you're safe, okay?
22:57But the mechanic said that the RV is going to be ready in a few hours, and then after
23:00that, we're back on the road, and I already know he's not going to like how much it's going
23:03to cost.
23:04Listen.
23:05Go.
23:06Finish your lunch, and I'm going to figure something out, okay?
23:10I'm going to find you another ride out of here.
23:29False alarm?
23:30Oh, no.
23:30More like a five alarm.
23:32Oh, dear.
23:33Yeah, so, uh, what are you up to after you finish your Denver omelet?
23:37Denver?
23:38What Denver omelet has bacon in it?
23:40I don't know.
23:40I'm not really a pork person, but, like, where are you headed to next, Patty?
23:44Close to Denver, as it happens, uh, Boulder.
23:46You wouldn't have room in your cab for one more?
23:48Well, yeah, if she's willing to sit through my Mandarin lessons.
23:52Great.
23:53Okay, so we just need to find a way in the next hour to separate her from French Charming.
23:57And that, that seems doable enough.
24:00Okay, great.
24:03Grand Harlan, your RV is now ready.
24:05Grand Harlan, report to the repairs.
24:08Your RV is ready.
24:11I take it, Grand Harlan, Prince Charming.
24:14Ah, they're way early.
24:16What the hell?
24:17Typical Theo.
24:18He runs maintenance here at this stop.
24:20He always under-promises and over-delivers.
24:23Okay.
24:23Okay, I have an idea.
24:24Mm-hmm.
24:25I need at least ten minutes.
24:27Okay.
24:28I can buy you that, honey.
24:31How?
24:31Too flaky.
24:32Apples on a mode.
24:33Uh, we didn't order this.
24:35They're from your friend.
24:37She said to now have an extra scoop for the lovebirds.
24:42Is that, uh...
24:43Marjan.
24:46Great.
24:47What are the odds?
24:48We're on an interstate going the same direction.
24:50So not exactly Powerball.
24:51Do we have to eat this?
24:52I'd rather just get back on the road.
24:54Babe, she's just being nice.
24:56And she saved our butts.
24:58Don't be rude.
25:07Apples my favorite.
25:23Dad?
25:23You home?
25:24Yeah, I mean, you're banging my head against these floral arrangements.
25:28Hello.
25:30Andrea?
25:31What a nice surprise.
25:33I hope I'm not intruding.
25:34Oh, no, not at all.
25:35Not at all.
25:36I heard there was cake.
25:38Yes.
25:39And as a matter of fact, you should be involved in this.
25:42How was your palate?
25:44Decent.
25:44She's being modest.
25:45Mom's got one of the most sophisticated palates in the family.
25:47She was known for it.
25:48Is she now?
25:49I just know what I like.
25:50Well, you think you do.
25:52You see, because most people would turn up their noses at the idea of a vegan cake.
25:57They think it would be chalky and dry.
25:59And of course, why wouldn't it be?
26:00It's 20% turnips.
26:01Turnips?
26:02Yeah.
26:03Higole.
26:03Who puts turnips in a wedding cake?
26:05I know, I know.
26:06It sounds disgusting.
26:06Well, it wouldn't be my first choice.
26:08Well, maybe it won't be.
26:10But you know what?
26:11I am going to give the authority to the expert in the room.
26:14And whatever you decide, it's not going to hurt my feelings.
26:17Really?
26:19With just one catch.
26:20What catch?
26:21You need to taste it blind.
26:22Dad, is that really necessary?
26:24Well, not actually blindfolded.
26:26But yes, it's the only way to prevent confirmation bias.
26:28So please turn around.
26:30Turn around, turn around, turn around.
26:31Turn around, turn around, turn around.
26:32You guys, go ahead and turn around.
26:38And Andrea, you may do the honors.
26:41Cake number one.
26:53Sweet, but not too sweet.
26:56Moist, but not dense.
26:59I'm getting notes of almond and carrot in the frosting.
27:04I have to admit it's not half bad.
27:05And I have to admit you completely nailed that.
27:08Okay.
27:09All right, all right.
27:12Cake number two.
27:18Mmm.
27:20Ay, Dios mio.
27:21Por favor.
27:22The vanilla sponge is melting in my mouth.
27:25Is that spice cream cheese and the buttercream I taste?
27:27You are unbelievable.
27:29Number two, hands down.
27:31I'm sorry, Owen.
27:32You can fake the real thing.
27:34Well, as it turns out, you clearly can.
27:37Because you picked the vegan cake.
27:39Mentiroso.
27:40Yes!
27:40Oye, that's one of the best cakes I've ever tasted.
27:43Come on, guys, try it out.
27:44You boys have to try it.
27:44Come on, don't mean low.
27:46Whatever.
27:49Mmm.
27:52That's good.
27:53Delicious, actually.
27:54All right, I'm going to cancel the other cake.
27:56Owen, you really know your stuff.
27:58You know what?
27:58I just know what I like.
27:59Well, now you're being modest.
28:02But I heard that you were struggling with the flower arrangement?
28:05Yes, yes.
28:06And look, I feel like it's missing something.
28:11Well, maybe I can help.
28:13Oh, I think that's more than enough.
28:15Don't you think, Mom?
28:16Yeah, we want to keep it simple.
28:20Drama.
28:21That's what's missing.
28:22Yes.
28:22Something bold.
28:23Something that makes a statement.
28:25Something like, um, orchids.
28:29Oh, yeah.
28:31You.
28:32Okay, we're going to the florist later.
28:34Would you mind coming?
28:35Oh, you try and keep me away.
28:37Ah, there we go.
28:38What just happened?
28:40Her worst nightmare.
28:42That's what happened.
28:44This is going to be fun.
28:45$1,457 for a freaking fan belt?
28:52Damn it.
28:52How the hell are we going to afford this, Kylie?
28:55We'll just have to host a few more videos this month on Instagram.
28:58Oh, yeah.
28:59And rake in a whole $10.
29:03I knew we should have stopped in Tucson.
29:05If we max out the credit card, it's your ass.
29:22You've got to be kidding me.
29:28What the hell, man?
29:30You got a problem, son?
29:32Yeah.
29:32You charged me $2,000 in my RVs in worse shape than when I brought it in.
29:36It won't even start.
29:37What are you talking about?
29:38I fixed that compressor myself.
29:40It was running just fine.
29:42I don't know what to tell you.
29:43Still giving you trouble?
29:45Yeah, now it won't turn over.
29:48Seriously?
29:49It was starting just fine out on the road.
29:51Well, now it makes a sputtering sound and dies.
29:53Sputtering like a k-k-k, or is it like a louder, like that k-k-k, like the engine's
29:57trying to crank?
30:00Cranking, I guess.
30:02Huh.
30:03So not the starter, then.
30:05Sounds like you should probably look at the engine.
30:06Sounds like...
30:08This is literally a highway robbery.
30:10I just spent $1,400.
30:12How the heck does my car not start?
30:14Come on, man.
30:15This is ridiculous.
30:16Oh, everything looks okay.
30:18Let's just check the fuse panel to be sure.
30:22Huh.
30:23What?
30:25Fuel pump relay was out.
30:27That's funny.
30:28It's almost like somebody unplugged it.
30:36Of course, Kylie.
30:39Kylie!
30:45Wave goodbye.
30:46Because you are never going to see her again.
30:49What did you do?
30:50I had to put an end to the epic romance before its tragic ending.
31:03She's always been weak.
31:05No matter what she says, she knows where she belongs.
31:08Who she belongs to.
31:30Are they as exquisite as you pictured?
31:32Ugh, better.
31:34We're gonna put one of those on every single table?
31:37Except for the grooms, of course.
31:39On yours, we'll have three.
31:40Wow, it's gonna get really juggly in there.
31:42Do we think that they could be bigger?
31:45No, no, it's great.
31:46It's perfect.
31:47I think we can do 15% bigger.
31:50Get out of my head.
31:51I was gonna say 15%.
31:53Guys, it's beautiful, but it all also seems very expensive.
31:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
31:59They're on me.
32:00On us.
32:01No, no, I would never dream.
32:03Don't argue.
32:04You hear from Gabriel.
32:05On us.
32:06That's very nice of you guys, but money aside, this all feels like a lot.
32:11It's not so much, TK.
32:13Mom, we're gonna have more flowers in the Fiesta Parade.
32:15You only get married once, mijo.
32:18Twice in your case, but only once to someone you love.
32:21That is very generous and we appreciate it,
32:23but we were hoping to go for something classic and easy,
32:26like roses and lilacs.
32:28And isn't that the point, Mom?
32:29Mm-hmm.
32:30To do what we want?
32:34Well, maybe we can do them as accents.
32:36What do you think, Owen?
32:38Hmm.
32:39I guess we could.
32:40We could put it in the arches.
32:41Would that be possible?
32:43Certainly.
32:43There's a flower arch now?
32:45Four, actually.
32:47I love flower arches.
32:49They're so magical.
32:50So magical.
32:51I mean, who doesn't love a flower?
32:52Uh, I don't, Dad.
32:55Why not?
32:56I don't think you guys are hearing us.
32:59We don't like flower arches or orchids.
33:02What we really liked was our pocket squares.
33:04Remember those?
33:05No, Carlos, this isn't us, all right?
33:07None of this feels like us.
33:09Look, I know this is very stressful.
33:11It is.
33:12But trust me on this, when the big day comes and everything looks beautiful, you're gonna
33:16thank us.
33:17That's right.
33:17And we're doing it all for you.
33:19No, you're not.
33:20Oh, my God.
33:20You are doing this for you, so you can control everything like you always do.
33:24And I am sick of it.
33:25And, Dad, you are fired.
33:27Fired from what?
33:28From planning the wedding.
33:30Both of you are.
33:31You can't fire us, because you didn't hire us.
33:34Exactly.
33:35Exactly.
33:46You're not gonna talk to me?
33:49Why should I?
33:52You were gonna leave me.
33:54But I didn't.
33:55You mean you couldn't?
33:58I don't know what I was thinking.
34:00The idea of living without you, it isn't a life, because I love you so much.
34:07Babe, aren't you gonna say anything?
34:17Look at me.
34:18Look at me.
34:20Don't you dare cry.
34:21You do not get to cry.
34:25Do you understand me?
34:27Do you understand?
34:29Yes.
34:31What I'm trying to figure out is, when did you start scheming with that bitch?
34:37Was that at the truck stop?
34:39Or before, on the side of the road?
34:43I left her note on her motorcycle, and we broke down.
34:46We were having such a bad fight, Grant.
34:48And you scared me.
34:50I just, I wanted a friend.
34:51Well, where's your friend?
34:53Now.
34:54Now, she abandons you, just like everybody abandons you, except me.
35:04Do you know why?
35:06Because you're the only one who loves me.
35:08Because I'm the only one who can stand you.
35:10Were you in the house yet?
35:16Well, I see.
35:17Bye.
35:18Hey!
35:21Hey!
35:25Hey!
35:26Hey!
35:26Hey!
35:27Hey!
35:30Hey!
35:31Oh-oh, I can't get it, oh-oh.
35:35I fall from our land, oh-oh-oh.
35:40Cake?
35:41God, yes.
35:42Oh, and the one with the real sugar, huh?
35:44None of this hippie crap.
35:45I'm way ahead of you.
35:46Ha-ha-ha.
35:47Here you go.
35:52Mmm.
35:53Oh.
35:55Bigissimo.
35:56It's so good.
35:57Not as healthy as my hippie version, but what are you going to do?
35:59Yeah.
35:59Well, don't worry.
36:00We'll hit that after the sugar crash.
36:02Ha-ha-ha.
36:03You know what really chafes me?
36:04This notion that we're not hearing them.
36:07It's like, no, yeah, we hear you.
36:09Your ideas are just dull.
36:10Well, at least it was their dull ideas.
36:13Yes, exactly.
36:14Wait.
36:14I'm sorry.
36:16Whose side are you on?
36:19This isn't the first time I've been accused of not hearing my son.
36:23When Carlos came out to Gabriel and me.
36:25We were raised old school.
36:27Didn't have the experience of how to talk about that kind of stuff.
36:32I get it.
36:32We loved our son, but we just didn't know what to say.
36:36So we said nothing.
36:39Well, he does you accept him.
36:40Now he knows.
36:41But when I think about all those lost years, how much you must have hurt him.
36:49It's my biggest regret in life, Owen.
36:53He forgives you.
36:55He knows you love him.
36:56I know he doesn't.
37:00But this wedding.
37:04I went all in.
37:07Yeah.
37:08And now I ruined it.
37:10You're coming from a good place.
37:11You're a great mom.
37:12You can be forgiven for squeezing a little bit too hard.
37:15Yeah.
37:16Well, that's my excuse anyway.
37:20So what's yours?
37:36Kylie.
37:38I'm fine, babe.
37:39I don't want anything.
37:40I didn't ask you if you want anything.
37:41Get off your ass.
37:42You're staying where I can see you.
37:45You could go.
38:12Do you have anything?
38:17What is wrong with all I'm trying to dissatisfy to lead me here?
38:25Grant, could you turn it down a little?
38:30Baby.
38:33Grant!
38:34What?
38:38What do you want now?
38:39I'm sorry. I was hurting my ears.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:46What are we doing? Why are we stopping?
38:54What did I say about the crying, Kylie?
38:57I'm sorry.
38:57What did I say?
38:58I'm sorry.
38:59You know what my old man used to say?
39:01You wanna cry? Then I'll give you something to cry about.
39:05That's enough.
39:06Don't you ever touch her again.
39:08Bitch!
39:19I told you this would come in handy.
39:21I don't know.
39:27I think she felt a little hard to stop, but it's been happening for years.
39:34That's it.
39:36Okay, thank you.
39:37We'll let you know if we need anything else.
39:43Everything go okay?
39:46Yeah.
39:48They actually listen to me this time.
39:52I guess it helps to have video evidence.
39:54I'm glad.
39:56Thank you, Marsha.
39:58For everything.
40:02I don't know what to say.
40:03You don't have to say anything.
40:05It was the right thing to do.
40:07In my experience, that's never made anybody do something.
40:12You know how you set out on the open road to find your true purpose?
40:17Yeah.
40:19I think you just found it.
40:21What's that?
40:23Rescuing people.
40:27You're my hero, Marshawn.
40:42Hey.
40:43Mind if I come in?
40:45Sure.
40:45I was just having some tea.
40:49Carlos isn't around?
40:50No.
40:51Interesting timing, actually.
40:53His mom took him out to dinner about half an hour ago.
40:57What is that, Dad?
40:59Extra virgin olive oil from Tuscany.
41:02I couldn't find an actual olive branch at this hour.
41:07And it lowers your LDLs, so there's that.
41:11You gonna tell me what kind of salad dressing I should have now, too?
41:15I deserve that.
41:17I wanted to talk to you about how I've gone slightly overboard with wedding planning.
41:22Slightly overboard?
41:23Leo went less overboard on the Titanic.
41:26I admit it.
41:27I have been insufferable.
41:30I thought I was doing it for you, but mostly I was doing it for me.
41:34For what?
41:35To show off?
41:36Because, look, we're not gonna get on the cover of Bridal Magazine no matter how amazing the wedding is.
41:40Oh, no, no, you're wrong about that.
41:41Bridal Magazine is often featuring same-sex couples as long as the taste level.
41:46It's beside the point.
41:47I was not doing it to show off.
41:50So why were you?
41:55Because it's the last thing you're ever gonna need from me.
41:58And so I wanted it to be perfect.
42:00What are you talking about?
42:02You're marrying a guy who's capable and decent, wonderful, and he's gonna take great care of you, so my job's
42:09basically over.
42:11You wish, Dad.
42:13I don't know the first thing about being married.
42:16Well, neither do I. I'm 0 and 2.
42:17You know what I mean? It's not like I was an amazing husband.
42:19Yeah, I guess, but you are an amazing father. And one day I hope to be one, too, so I'm
42:26gonna need your help and guidance.
42:28That would be so cool.
42:30And I'm always gonna be my best friend, okay? I just, I don't need you to make everything perfect for
42:36me.
42:38Deal.
42:40Deal.
42:41Would you like some green tea?
42:43Ooh, yes, please.
42:47Uh...
42:48Hey, son. You don't always keep the bag in the cup, do you?
42:51Yeah. Why?
42:52Well, it makes the tea acidic and it stains your teeth.
42:56Here we go.
42:58Have I taught you nothing?
43:26Yeah.acting
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