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00:07Hey, Paul, what are you doing down here?
00:10Just catching up with a friend.
00:11It wouldn't happen to be Marwani, would it?
00:13Uh, no, no, an old friend from Chicago.
00:17Marwani's a sales service little spot, you know, out there in the desert.
00:20She'll give you any indication when she might be coming home?
00:23Nah, I think she's still trying to figure that out.
00:26Right.
00:29So, what's got you wanted in the halls tonight, Cap?
00:32Ah, work.
00:33Yeah, heavy as the head, huh?
00:36Just not heavy enough to go to sleep.
00:38So what is it, you got IR reports or budget stuff?
00:41No, wedding plans.
00:43God bless TK and Carlos, but they are such rookies.
00:46I mean, you survive two weddings of your own, you know things, right?
00:50Man, I bet.
00:50For example, centerpieces.
00:54They have to anchor the table.
00:56Whoever that is is blowing your phone up, man.
00:57Oh, yeah, no, she's on an epic tear about The Bachelor right now.
01:02She?
01:02Oh, so it might be more than a friend friend.
01:05Uh, no, I don't see that happening, Cap.
01:07Take my advice.
01:08If someone makes you light up like that, make it happen.
01:12No, no, thanks, but I can't do that, Cap.
01:15Why not?
01:17Anybody here?
01:18Hello?
01:19I need help.
01:20See, Jerry, I told you they were open 24 hours.
01:22Hi, I'm Hannah.
01:23This is my husband, Jerry.
01:25Yeah, uh, how you doing?
01:26She can't walk.
01:27Uh-huh, so you strapped her upside down to a refrigerator dolly.
01:31I wasn't going to try and carry her by her ankles for six blocks.
01:34So I'm assuming you don't have a car.
01:35How can I keep her upside down on a car?
01:37Okay, look, keeping somebody upside down like this,
01:39barring certain yoga positions, is very dangerous.
01:41So I suggest that we...
01:42No, no, no, no, no, you can't.
01:43You'll kill her.
01:44She's having a medical emergency.
01:46He's right.
01:47If you turn me right side up, I'll die again.
01:50Now, when you say again...
01:52BP's 120 over 60, heart rate 65, Cap.
01:55Is that bad?
01:56No, it's totally normal, actually, which is surprising.
02:00How long has she been upside in this position?
02:02Uh, half an hour, maybe?
02:03Could you tell us what y'all were doing before the symptoms started?
02:07There were no symptoms.
02:08She just kept dropping dead.
02:09And what were you doing when she first dropped dead?
02:12We were, uh, in bed.
02:15In bed sleeping, or...?
02:16We were engaged in, uh, you know, uh, you know...
02:20Oh, for the love of God, Jerry, they're all adults here.
02:23We were having intercourse, and I blacked out.
02:25Her heart stopped, so I tried to move her to the floor for CPR,
02:28and she slipped off the bed.
02:29The second her head was upside down, she woke up again.
02:31And then everything was fine until I tried to stand up again.
02:34And then she died.
02:35Again.
02:35I tried CPR again, didn't work, so I grabbed her by her legs and yanked.
02:39And I came back to life again.
02:41All right, Nancy, TK, go grab the gurney.
02:43Copy.
02:44Uh, Hannah, I'm gonna lay you down flat,
02:46so that I can better assess what's going on.
02:48No, you can't, you kill her.
02:50No, no, it's okay, we'll be gentle.
02:51Her vitals are strong, I think she'll be just fine.
02:53I'm just not sure that what appears to be happening
02:56is what's actually happening.
02:57Jerry, sweetie, we have to trust them, okay?
03:00Captain Strand, can I have some help?
03:02Yes.
03:02Yep, all right, we're gonna lay the dolly down flat,
03:05and then we're gonna move her to the gurney.
03:06All right, on three.
03:08One, two, three.
03:10Oh.
03:13Syncope, I lost her heartbeat.
03:15I told you!
03:17All right, forget the gurney, just get her back up.
03:19Oh.
03:21Did it happen again?
03:22You see?
03:23What's wrong with her?
03:24Uh, I...
03:25I don't know.
03:26Hey, you don't think this could have to do with my pacemaker, do you?
03:31You have a pacemaker?
03:32I didn't mention that.
03:33No, you didn't.
03:34All right, how long have you had it?
03:35Uh, about a year.
03:37But the doctor said that it would last ten years.
03:39As long as it stays connected to the ventricle in your heart.
03:42I'm thinking that your bedroom activities tonight
03:44might have dislodged the wiring.
03:46And then when you're upside down,
03:47everything falls back into place again.
03:49So how do you fix it?
03:50I don't.
03:51We need to get her to a hospital.
03:53Cap, our rig isn't tall enough
03:55for us to transport her upside down.
03:56She can ride with us.
03:57She ain't gonna fit in a fire truck either, Cap.
03:59She's not gonna ride in the rig.
04:18Okay, the YouTube lady said to wait
04:21until the exact moment at the top layer
04:23turns a crispy autumn gold.
04:25What do you think?
04:25That's pretty golden to me.
04:27Yeah, well, looks more.
04:29Egg yolk yellow gold, right?
04:30I should probably put it back in for a few more minutes.
04:33Okay.
04:36I'm just worried
04:38that any longer and the crispy will turn to crunchy
04:41and nobody wants a crunchy lasagna, right?
04:44Trevor.
04:44Yeah.
04:45Do me a favor.
04:46Take off your oven mitts.
04:51Hold my hand.
04:53Take a deep breath in through your nose.
04:57Out through your mouth.
05:00Just breathe.
05:05Okay.
05:05Better?
05:06Hmm.
05:08Okay.
05:09All right.
05:09Listen, you've got this.
05:12Yeah?
05:12Listen, do you hear that?
05:16That's laughter.
05:17That's a good sign.
05:19We always know our children would get along with each other.
05:22The scary part is what happens when we tell them about us.
05:25You've got nothing to worry about.
05:26My girls love you.
05:28And they've never been this excited about going to church.
05:31I think that has more to do with my new youth director, Corey.
05:35Oh, Corey.
05:38Definitely helps.
05:40But they think the world of Pastor Trevor.
05:43Yeah, well, Pastor Trevor is a lot different
05:45than my mom's new boyfriend, Trevor.
05:49Crap.
05:50Is that even the right label?
05:51Do we want a label?
05:53Because I don't want to rush in anything.
05:55Okay, stop.
05:56It's the first time I heard it out loud.
06:00Boyfriend sounds nice.
06:02Yeah?
06:03Yeah.
06:06Okay, now, do you have any tips for me?
06:10So I can, you know, score some points with Melody.
06:14You already saved my life in front of her,
06:16so that gives you a pretty good head start.
06:18Good.
06:19So we're doing this?
06:21Yeah.
06:21We're doing this?
06:22Yeah.
06:22Okay, good.
06:24You know what?
06:24I'm just going to pop this back into other...
06:26Yeah, girls dinner!
06:29I'm so full.
06:30Well, I feel like I have a little lasagna baby.
06:32Could it be twins?
06:34Don't encourage her.
06:37Well, ladies, we have something we want to tell you.
06:42We've really enjoyed spending time together.
06:45And we're interested in making our relationship more formal.
06:49So, like, boyfriend-girlfriend?
06:52But only if you're okay with that.
06:55I know Pastor Trevor is the first guy I brought home since your dad passed away.
06:59What about Julius?
07:01Yeah, he lived with us.
07:04Julius?
07:05Their uncle, Julius.
07:07Oh.
07:11Listen, if you guys have a problem with it...
07:13Does this mean we get a better parking spot at church?
07:18No.
07:20No, Izzy.
07:21Okay.
07:22I'm still cool with it.
07:24Me too.
07:26Just don't break her heart.
07:28I will treat it like the treasure that it is.
07:31Mel?
07:32I'm happy for you guys.
07:34You deserve it.
07:37Well, all right.
07:38Who wants to celebrate by having some apple pie a la mode?
07:41I do.
07:43Great.
07:44Mel?
07:45No, thanks.
07:46I'm stuck.
07:46All right.
07:47Help that man scoop some ice cream now.
07:52Oh, Melody, I am so excited.
07:56I just...
07:57I know that we're going to have so much fun together.
08:00I don't.
08:03You have no card.
08:05Mel.
08:08You're not joking, are you?
08:10No, I'm not.
08:13Don't look at him.
08:15Look at me.
08:16You have to break up with him before this goes any further.
08:20Honey, um, it sounds like you're giving me an ultimatum.
08:23We can either end this your way, or we can end it my way.
08:28You have till tomorrow.
08:30Huh.
08:41We can end it your way, or we can end it my way.
08:44Those are the exact words that she said?
08:46Yeah.
08:46With a date to decide.
08:48Holy smokes.
08:50So, just so I'm clear, this is Lil' Sweet Melody, who sings in the children's choir.
08:54The same.
08:56No.
08:56See, she's innocent, sweet on the outside.
08:59Inside there lurks a heart of darkness.
09:01What she is...
09:03is a bad seed.
09:04Oh, Judge, don't talk about the pastor's daughter like that.
09:07And she's not a bad seed.
09:09She's just been through a lot.
09:11I know.
09:11I remember what I was like when my parents separated.
09:14I didn't come out of my room for a month.
09:17I'm trying to be sensitive about this.
09:20I am.
09:20And the last thing I need is to be at war with my new boyfriend's daughter.
09:24It might be too late.
09:25She already fired the first shot across the bow.
09:27You know what?
09:28We're supposed to go out tonight, and I'm just...
09:30I'm gonna call.
09:30I'm gonna call him.
09:31Just cancel it.
09:32No, ma'am.
09:33You will do no such thing.
09:35You will keep the date, and you'll tell him what she told you face to face.
09:39And just do it with love and compassion, and it'll be fine.
09:46And now the secret is a smooth, steady pour with a death flick of the wrist.
09:53And voila.
09:55A heart.
09:56Uh, dude, no offense, but it doesn't look like a heart.
09:59Yeah, man, it looks like a butt.
10:00Or a set of boobies.
10:02Yeah, yeah, that foam is definitely not safe for work, bro.
10:06Hey, everybody.
10:07You remember Asha Fulton?
10:08Oh, great.
10:09DHR lady again.
10:11Hey, Miss Fulton, how you doing?
10:13Very well, firefighter Strickland.
10:15Thanks for asking.
10:17For the record, these weren't boobies.
10:19It was supposed to be a heart.
10:20Mateo, she's here to close out the first investigation, not launch a new one.
10:25Wait, close out?
10:25Does that mean that Marjana isn't coming back?
10:28The Gerald's dropped their frivolous suit against the department.
10:31Their attempt to blackmail us fell apart after firefighter Marwani took such a public stand.
10:36That's amazing.
10:36Well, we gotta tell Marj.
10:37Oh, no, she already knows.
10:38I told her.
10:39Oh.
10:40Oh.
10:41Hey, how'd you know already?
10:43Uh, Captain Strand, is it okay if we head up to your office to go over the paperwork?
10:47Sure.
10:47Would you like an almond milk espresso?
10:48No, no, no, no.
10:49She has another allergy.
10:53Uh, I'm guessing that she has another allergy.
10:56Big guess.
10:56Uh, well, it was lovely seeing you all again, Captain.
11:04Oh, my God.
11:10Paramedic Spiegel, line one, two, two's for you.
11:12Paramedic Spiegel, line one, two, two.
11:13What?
11:14You're dating the HR lady.
11:16I am not.
11:17How'd you know about her food allergies?
11:18Wait, do HR ladies actually date?
11:20Yeah, of course they do.
11:22And she's not an HR lady, okay?
11:23She's the department advocate for the blah, blah, blah.
11:25Got it.
11:26There is definitely something that just happened here.
11:28Did you feel that?
11:29Oh, yeah.
11:30Like actual sparks.
11:33Okay, fine.
11:35So, you know, the thing that was going on is that we actually know each other.
11:39Turns out we went to school together.
11:41From college?
11:41No, grade school.
11:42Back in Chicago.
11:44Whoa.
11:45And you recognized her from grade school?
11:47Actually, she recognized me.
11:49Wow.
11:50Right?
11:51I mean, uh, so anyway,
11:52we've sort of just been reconnecting,
11:54mostly texting,
11:55but that is about it, okay?
11:56It goes no further than that.
11:58Why the hell not?
11:59She's gorgeous
12:00and super into you.
12:02Yeah, dude, it's like destiny.
12:03It is not destiny.
12:05Wait, wait, wait.
12:06You think she's into me?
12:07No, yeah.
12:08Clearly.
12:09Yeah, you should totally take her out
12:10for some free coffee.
12:12Exactly.
12:35Swords and slices,
12:36a bounty forged in stone,
12:38delivered to your home.
12:44Don't make me do this.
12:49Is the maiden of the castle in?
12:51Your bounty awaits, milady.
12:56Come on, Valerie.
12:59I got your fennel and mushroom out here.
13:01Come on.
13:03Is anybody home?
13:07Oh, my God.
13:09911, what was your emergency?
13:11I'm at 412 Fielding Road.
13:13There's a woman on the floor.
13:14I think she's having a seizure.
13:15Okay, I'm sending an ambulance now.
13:17Sir, listen,
13:18I need you to clear away
13:19anything hard or sharp nearby
13:20and gently turn her on her side
13:22to protect her airway.
13:23I'm outside.
13:24I was just delivering a pizza here
13:26and I saw her through the window.
13:28Okay, and what's your name?
13:29Lance.
13:29I work at Swords and Slices.
13:30Okay, I want you to try the front door.
13:32See if it's unlocked.
13:33Yeah, it's definitely locked.
13:36Oh, no.
13:37She's not moving.
13:38Valerie!
13:39Valerie, wake up!
13:40Sir, do you know the resident?
13:42Uh, I...
13:43No, not really.
13:44I deliver a pizza here every week,
13:45but I usually just leave it on the stoop.
13:47I think she's a shut-in.
13:49She always says,
13:49thank you, brave knight,
13:50through the intercom
13:51and then Venmo's me a tip.
13:53From what I'm seeing here,
13:54Valerie wears a medic alert bracelet.
13:56She's a type 1 diabetic,
13:58which means she could be having
13:59an insulin crash.
14:00I swear,
14:01I got the pizza here on time.
14:02If she's going into a coma,
14:04she doesn't have a lot of time.
14:05So, Lance, listen.
14:06I'm gonna need you
14:07to break into the house.
14:08Break in?
14:09Isn't that illegal?
14:09That's okay.
14:10I'm giving you permission.
14:11You can do that?
14:12Well, I just did.
14:13Well, what am I supposed to do?
14:14Break down the door of my shoulder?
14:15Any chance you play soccer?
14:16Well, I play Pokemon Go.
14:18Why?
14:19Okay.
14:20All right, Lance.
14:20Um, I need you to stand
14:22three feet away from the door, okay?
14:24Then kick the heel of your shoe
14:25just above the knob.
14:26That's it?
14:27That's the advice?
14:28Yeah, that's it.
14:29Do it.
14:32Oh, I'm not strong enough.
14:34It's barely even budging.
14:35I need you to hit it with confidence.
14:36I don't have any confidence.
14:38I'm a 40-year-old pizza delivery guy.
14:40I can't do this.
14:42All right, Lance, let's stop.
14:43New deal.
14:44We're gonna try something
14:45called a mule kick, okay?
14:47That should help you
14:47generate enough force.
14:48Now turn around,
14:50face away from the door,
14:51take a deep breath.
14:53Okay.
14:54Now that woman,
14:54she calls you a brave knight, right?
14:55So I need you to prove it to me.
14:57Raise your leg up
14:58and kick back
14:59with as much force as you can.
15:05I did it.
15:06I did it.
15:07Okay.
15:07Well done, brave knight.
15:09Now listen,
15:09press two fingers
15:10up against her neck
15:11next to her windpipe.
15:12Tell me what you feel.
15:13Uh, her pulse
15:14is going a mile a minute.
15:16Okay, is she clammy?
15:17Uh, I think so.
15:19All right, yes.
15:19Those are all consistent
15:20with an insulin crash.
15:22Now hopefully she has
15:23a glucagon pen.
15:24Lance, I need you to look around
15:25for like a white tube.
15:27Looks like a cigar
15:27that's a red top on one end.
15:29It's probably in her purse.
15:31Found it.
15:35Found it.
15:36Pull the red top off.
15:37That's gonna expose
15:38a yellow end,
15:39but be careful,
15:40that's where the needle is.
15:41Okay, now what?
15:42Okay, now push that yellow end
15:44straight down
15:45into her upper arm,
15:46and then just hold it there
15:47until I say so.
15:48Okay, I did it.
15:49How do I know if it's working?
15:50Go ahead and pull the pen out.
15:54Oh God, she's waking up.
15:57Hi there.
16:08911, what's your emergency?
16:09A man broke into my house
16:11and I think I killed him.
16:13412 Fielding Road.
16:15Stay down.
16:16Did you already call an ambulance?
16:18I see one is en route.
16:19No, I didn't call for an ambulance.
16:21I just woke up
16:21and he was on top of me.
16:22Lance, Lance, what's going on?
16:24Are you there still?
16:26Grace, your caller's
16:27not at 412 Fielding, is he?
16:29Yeah, he is.
16:30Why?
16:30So is mine.
16:31Can I patch it?
16:32Okay.
16:34Lance, is that you?
16:35Lance?
16:36No, some creep broke into my house
16:38and I stun-gunned him.
16:39Okay, so you must be Valerie.
16:41Yes, how did you know?
16:43The man you just stun-gunned,
16:44he saved your life.
16:45He was delivering a pizza
16:46who found you in insulin shock.
16:48I helped him into your home.
16:49Lance?
16:50From Swords and Slices?
16:52Oh, my God, what have I done?
16:54Is he moving at all?
16:56No.
16:56I mean, his finger was twitching a little
16:58and then I zapped him again.
17:00Okay, Valerie, I need you to check
17:01to make sure he's breathing still.
17:04No, I don't think he is.
17:06And there's no pulse either.
17:08Okay.
17:08Listen, Valerie,
17:09the paramedics are almost there.
17:11Do you know CPR?
17:12Yeah, yeah, I took a class online.
17:14We're gonna do 30 compressions, okay?
17:15This is why I never leave my home,
17:17so bad things won't happen.
17:19Well, in my experience,
17:20they have a way of finding you all the same.
17:22You're doing great, though, Valerie.
17:23Please don't die, Lance.
17:25I'm so sorry.
17:25All right, Valerie, my team just landed.
17:27Ma'am?
17:28They're here!
17:29Okay, all right.
17:30We need you to move,
17:31make some space for us.
17:31You did great!
17:32TK, get his shirt open.
17:34Nancy, ready to paddles?
17:35Copy.
17:39Clear!
17:44Hi, sir.
17:45My name is Nancy.
17:46I'm a paramedic,
17:47and I'm here to help you.
17:48What happened?
17:49Your heart stopped beating,
17:50but we gotta restart it again.
17:52No, what happened to Valerie?
17:54I'm right here, Lance.
17:55I want to eat something.
17:56How about some mushroom and fennel?
17:58Oh.
17:59Oh.
18:01You should be just fine.
18:03They're gonna run some tests at the hospital
18:04just to make sure.
18:05Wait!
18:06Hang on just a second!
18:16I just wanted to say I'm sorry for all of the jolts I gave you.
18:21It's okay.
18:23I think a jolt is just what I needed.
18:26Me too.
18:30Aw.
18:31Speaking of jolts.
18:33Thank you, Brave Knight.
18:34From now on,
18:35I'll only be saying that to you in person.
18:38I appreciate that,
18:39but I won't be delivering pizzas to your house anymore.
18:42Or anyone else.
18:43I quit.
18:45Well, then we should probably get dinner out sometime.
18:49I'd like that.
19:04What the hell are you doing here?
19:06Well, he needed a sitter.
19:08Well, okay.
19:09All right?
19:09And don't say hell.
19:10Come on.
19:11He'll be out in a second.
19:17So have you seen Melody?
19:19I have seen her.
19:21Mm-hmm.
19:22And she seemed okay, T.
19:23Sweet as pie.
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:29Oh, my goodness.
19:33Hey, Mel, come on out here.
19:35We're leaving soon.
19:37Wow!
19:38Miss Tommy,
19:39you look like a movie star.
19:42I mean it.
19:43Okay, so dinner's on low heat.
19:46Mm-hmm.
19:46Uh, she usually eats around 7 in bedtimes at 9.30.
19:50Let me show you where the crock pot is,
19:51and we really appreciate this, Grace.
19:53Oh, you're so welcome.
19:54You'll be repaying the favor very soon.
19:55No doubt.
19:56Mm-hmm.
19:59Mm-hmm.
20:01I think that dress was a bad idea.
20:04You just said I look like a movie star.
20:06You do,
20:07but that's really not how you should dress
20:09when you're about to break a man's heart.
20:11Melody,
20:12I'm not going out with your dad tonight
20:13to break up with him.
20:15I thought we had an understanding.
20:17Honey,
20:18when we said it was important to us
20:21that you girls be okay with this,
20:22we meant it.
20:24Which is why tonight at dinner,
20:25I'm gonna have a frank conversation
20:27with your dad about your complicated feelings.
20:29Okay.
20:30Well,
20:31don't say I didn't warn you.
20:33My number is right there,
20:34and here's the number of the restaurant
20:36in case you can't reach me.
20:37Mm-hmm.
20:38And, uh,
20:39I mean,
20:39if anything should...
20:40It's okay, Pastor.
20:41Don't worry.
20:42I know who to call
20:42in case of an emergency.
20:44Of course you do.
20:45Okay.
20:46Uh,
20:47we should be home by 11.
20:48I love you, Mel.
20:49You too.
20:51You guys have fun.
20:59All right, so...
21:02So this kid has this toy truck,
21:04like, stuck up his nose.
21:06I mean,
21:06his sinus is bulging up in there.
21:09So I tell him it's not gonna hurt, right?
21:11It's just a little white lie.
21:12Yeah, for the greater good.
21:13Yeah.
21:13Okay, so we get it out,
21:15and when I tell you this little G exploded,
21:17I mean, boom,
21:18you lied!
21:20You lied!
21:21It hurt!
21:22I mean, tears, snot.
21:23I mean, the whole night,
21:24I felt like such a monster.
21:26Oh, no.
21:27You could never be a monster.
21:29So, you will never believe
21:31what I found in a box in my closet.
21:36I was at the, uh...
21:38Sixth grade yearbook.
21:40Check it out.
21:42They had a full spread
21:45on the basketball team.
21:47Oh, look at us.
21:49So adorable.
21:52Paul?
21:53Are you okay?
21:56Yeah.
21:57Oh, yeah.
21:57No, this is great.
21:58Like, look, isn't that, uh...
22:00Carly Sonteris right there?
22:01Oh, my God, yes!
22:02With the Rex Specs.
22:04I forgot all about her.
22:06Ha, ha, ha.
22:07Ah, it's a trip.
22:15I'll be honest.
22:16For a while there,
22:18I was really questioning God.
22:20When you'd gone through a divorce
22:21as a pastor
22:22with the whole congregation watching,
22:24it was rough.
22:26I...
22:26I can't even imagine.
22:27But there's a reason Isaiah says
22:29that God's ways
22:30are higher than our ways.
22:32Seeing the three girls together like that,
22:35I mean, that was...
22:35that was amazing, Tommy.
22:37I haven't heard Melody laugh like that
22:39since she was...
22:41since she was seven years old.
22:42I think what I'm trying to say, Tommy,
22:45is that I am so glad
22:46that he led us to you.
22:48I feel the same way.
22:51But there's something I need to tell you.
22:53Um...
22:56Hey, Grace, what's going on?
22:59Oh, we'll be right there.
23:04Hello?
23:05Yeah, we're in here.
23:08Dad?
23:09Hey, sweetie, I'm right here.
23:11I, uh...
23:12I really don't know what happened.
23:13We were about to sit down,
23:14start dinner.
23:15She started looking clammy,
23:16and she just...
23:17she took a turn.
23:18How do you feel, sweetie?
23:19It hurts.
23:22Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
23:23Tell me.
23:24I'm so sorry to interrupt your dinner.
23:26I didn't know what else to do.
23:27She's just been a mess.
23:28Did you take her temperature?
23:30Yeah, I did.
23:31It was normal, but...
23:32Oh, my poor baby girl.
23:34Ow!
23:35I hold my purse.
23:36Hey, Trevor?
23:37Yeah?
23:38Would you like me to take a look at her?
23:39Oh, would you tell me?
23:41Of course.
23:42Hey, sweetie.
23:44How you feeling?
23:45Bad.
23:46Okay.
23:47Um, will you sit up for me?
23:49Go, ah...
23:52I'm gonna palpate your stomach, right?
23:55Just right here.
23:56Lay back for me.
23:57There you go.
23:58Does that hurt?
23:59A little.
24:00A little.
24:02Hmm.
24:02Should we call an ambulance?
24:04No.
24:04No, no, no.
24:05That won't be necessary.
24:06But I do have some good news
24:07and some bad news.
24:08What is it?
24:09Well, I believe she has
24:11rapid onset juvenile gastrocentesis.
24:15Is that the bad news?
24:16No, that's the good news.
24:17It's completely treatable.
24:18What's the bad news?
24:21The treatment.
24:23Yeah, I need you to mix up
24:25some things for me.
24:26Okay?
24:26Milk and pickle juice,
24:28minced garlic,
24:29and, um, um, horseradish.
24:31Okay?
24:32Okay.
24:33Okay.
24:34Well, tell me,
24:35are you sure that that's necessary?
24:38Oh, absolutely.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:40Oh!
24:40That's right.
24:41Almost forgot.
24:42Um, raw egg and soy sauce
24:46and Tabasco.
24:48Mm-hmm.
24:49Gracie, will you help Trevor out with that?
24:51Yeah.
24:56You're a lunatic.
24:58Now, you can drop this act
25:01or you're about to have
25:02the worst milkshake of your life.
25:04How much pickle juice?
25:05Can't have too much.
25:07And, uh, you're sure this works, Tommy?
25:09Oh, yes.
25:10It's my abuelita's recipe.
25:12Uh-huh.
25:12Yeah, the milk coats the stomach
25:14and the pickle juice
25:16just pumps are full of electrolytes.
25:18What about the, uh, Tabasco?
25:20Immunity booster.
25:24Last chance.
25:28Okay.
25:29Here you go, sweetie.
25:31Drink up.
25:36Is there something
25:36you'd like to say, Melody?
25:57So brave.
25:59Right?
26:10Hey, Paul.
26:12Looks like somebody was up late.
26:14Yeah, I didn't really get too much sleep
26:16last night, man.
26:17Ooh, you're a bad boy.
26:19Damn.
26:20Things with Rasha went that well?
26:22Not really, no.
26:24I don't think we'll be seeing each other again.
26:26Wait, what?
26:27What about the sparks?
26:28Well, that's the thing about sparks, man.
26:30They don't really last too long, do they?
26:31Well, what the hell happened?
26:33This was supposed to be destiny.
26:34Yeah, well, destiny's a bunch of bull, okay?
26:36And this is personal.
26:37So I appreciate if you guys would stop writing me about it.
26:39Hey.
26:41I'm sorry, man.
26:44Hey, Paul.
26:45Can I see you in my office?
26:54Look, Cap, you don't even have to say anything, okay?
26:57I'll go apologize to him.
26:58Oh, that would be a good idea,
27:00but I didn't call you in for a rough man just to talk.
27:03Look, I appreciate it,
27:05but you're already my captain, okay?
27:06I don't need you to be my therapist, too.
27:07The tension you carry around in here,
27:09you take out there in the field with your team.
27:11All right, so have a seat.
27:18What's going on?
27:21Okay, fine.
27:23It's about Asha.
27:25The woman from HR?
27:26I thought you guys were hitting it off.
27:28Yeah, we were.
27:30She's not who you thought she was?
27:32No, she's exactly who I thought she was.
27:34I mean, she's cool as hell.
27:35She's beautiful, funny, and she knows about me,
27:37and she's clearly still interested.
27:39You know, I thought it's all teed up.
27:41There's not gonna be any surprises,
27:42no awkward conversations,
27:43because she already knows everything.
27:45So what's the problem?
27:48She already knows everything.
27:50I'm not sure I understand.
27:54I guess, like, throughout the whole dinner,
27:57all she wanted to do was play Remember When,
27:59like when we did Arsenic and Old Lace
28:00for the school play,
28:01or when we won the city championships in basketball.
28:04And those are unhappy memories for you?
28:06No, they were.
28:07I mean, the school play was never my jam,
28:09but I loved to hoop.
28:12You played basketball?
28:13Because I've never heard you talk about it
28:16or watch a game.
28:17Why'd you give it up?
28:22Yeah, I guess before I transitioned,
28:25there were these things, like,
28:29these parts of myself that
28:32were so tied to who everybody thought I should be
28:34that I had to, like, close the door on them
28:36in order to really be who I am.
28:40and she's seen behind all those doors.
28:44And there's some of them you still want to open up.
28:49Yeah, I guess you can call it a survival mechanism.
28:54But, hey, Cap, I really appreciate you letting me
28:55come in here and talk to you.
28:56I mean, clear my head.
28:57I feel like I'm ready to go back to work.
28:59Is it cool if I go?
28:59Yeah, yeah.
29:00Yeah, sure.
29:00All right, cool.
29:07Hey, if, uh, if you make another one
29:09of your, uh, nasty pickle milkshakes,
29:11I think I'll pass.
29:12Oh, Gracie told you about that, huh?
29:14Oh, yeah.
29:15Gracie told me about how you, uh,
29:17reduced some little girl to tears.
29:20One tear.
29:21One single tear.
29:23And, you know, and it was pretty great.
29:26Wow.
29:27What?
29:28I don't know.
29:29I don't know if I've ever seen this side of you before.
29:31It's, uh, it's kind of dark.
29:34I was just following your advice.
29:37Well, my advice?
29:38What was my advice?
29:39Well, you're the one that said
29:40she had a heart of darkness.
29:42I don't recall telling you to go full
29:44Tommy Dearest on some innocent child.
29:46Oh, first of all, not innocent.
29:48Okay, and secondly, she, well,
29:51she started it.
29:52Mm-hmm.
29:54You know, if you're gonna come for the queen,
29:55you best come correct.
29:57Yes, yes, yes.
29:58Your Highness, uh,
30:00looks like you got company.
30:02Uh, Melody.
30:04Um,
30:06what are you doing here?
30:07Miss Tommy,
30:09can I speak with you?
30:10Yeah?
30:10Um, is your dad here?
30:12No.
30:13This is between us.
30:15Okay.
30:17Uh,
30:18come with me.
30:29Can I get you something to drink?
30:32I think I'll pass on another drink from you.
30:34Oh,
30:35right.
30:36Uh,
30:37so...
30:38Juvenile gastrocentesis.
30:40I looked it up.
30:42It doesn't exist.
30:43No.
30:44No, it doesn't.
30:45And not my finest hour.
30:46It was well played.
30:48If I'm being honest,
30:49I had no idea what I was going up against.
30:52Believe me, kid,
30:53neither did I.
30:54Listen,
30:55Melody,
30:56this thing between us has
30:58gone far enough,
30:59don't you think?
31:01I mean,
31:02let's just call a truce.
31:04But,
31:05we're just getting to the fun part.
31:07What are you talking about?
31:09Uncle Julius?
31:11I saw his photos online.
31:12I can't blame you.
31:14He's hot.
31:16What are you suggesting?
31:18You know,
31:19Evie and Izzy have been so great to me.
31:21Showing me around school,
31:23hanging out.
31:24We do a lot of talking on the playground.
31:27Why am I picturing a prison yard?
31:28And they told me all about
31:30how they saw their mom and Uncle Julius
31:32doing something a mom and her brother
31:34should never do.
31:35Okay,
31:36you know what?
31:36First of all,
31:37not my brother.
31:39Brother-in-law.
31:40And we were very careful not...
31:59I don't know what that means,
32:05but this is your last chance
32:07to break up with my dad,
32:08or else to tell him all about
32:09what you did with your own brother.
32:14In-law? Brother-in-law!
32:25For you?
32:26Thank you, Gracie, for making time in the middle of your shift.
32:30Why do I feel like my coffee break is going to be the biggest emergency I'll face all day?
32:34Well, I didn't think it was possible, but that kid has topped herself.
32:40She's blackmailing me.
32:41She's blackmailing you?
32:43Mm-hmm.
32:44Tell me, what could she possibly blackmail you about?
32:47Uncle Julius.
32:48Yeah, she's threatening to tell her dad that I had a fling with my deceased husband's baby brother.
32:55What?
32:56Okay, well, maybe that child is a little evil then, because...
33:00How can she make up something so...
33:05Tommy?
33:06Mm-hmm.
33:07Hold, hold, hold.
33:09You and Julius?
33:11Yes.
33:15So...
33:15What?
33:17How was it, Tommy?
33:19It was...
33:20Kind of mind-blowing, actually.
33:22Yes.
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:24I bet it was.
33:25Uh, okay, listen.
33:26We need to get back on topic here, okay?
33:28Just focus.
33:29Okay.
33:29All right, because I have been gaming out some scenarios to help bring this melody situation to a conclusion.
33:34Okay.
33:35Well, let's hear them then.
33:36All right, so no bad ideas, right?
33:39Okay.
33:40Yeah, sure.
33:41Okay, so Ayes dropped on Iz and Evie last night, and they were talking about how Melody has a secret
33:46TikTok where she uses bad words and talks about boys, and it's like, oh, that's really good, useful dirt, right?
33:53So I thought that I would blackmail her to stop blackmailing me.
34:00So...
34:01So that one's a bad idea?
34:02No.
34:03No bad ideas.
34:04It is, Tommy, because if I'm being honest with you, you really don't have to game anything out.
34:08Because you really only have one option.
34:12No, Gracie, don't say the truth.
34:14It's the truth.
34:15You owe it to Trevor.
34:16Gracie, no, if I snitch on her now, she'll never forgive me if you don't tell Trevor.
34:22This whole battle royale between you and Melody is going to blow up in both of your faces, and it's
34:27going to turn out worse for one than it's going to for the other.
34:30Which one?
34:32The one that's not 12.
34:37Tommy, this is a nice surprise.
34:40Trevor, I'm sorry to stop in like this, but am I interrupting something?
34:44No, no, no. I was just going over my notes for tomorrow's sermon.
34:47Oh.
34:48The power of forgiveness in Second Timothy.
34:51Oh, we can all use some of that.
34:53Heh.
34:58So, is Melody around?
35:00Uh, she's sleeping in, I think.
35:03Oh.
35:06Tell me what's going on. Is something wrong?
35:08Uh, yes. Uh, yes, Trevor, something, something's very wrong.
35:14Look, I, I just think that we jumped in too fast, formalizing our, our relationship with the girls.
35:20Oh, no. Are Evie and Izzy having problems?
35:24No. Uh, but I, I think I am.
35:29Oh.
35:33How do you mean?
35:34I mean that, uh, I haven't been behaving like the person I want to be.
35:41Tell me, what are you talking about? You're one of the most kind and honest people that I've ever met.
35:46And I have not been as honest or kind as you might think.
35:51Also, um, I, I slept with my deceased husband's brother last year and I'm not the least but ashamed about
35:59it.
36:00Okay.
36:02Well, that last part is between you and...
36:05God.
36:06Your brother-in-law.
36:07Right.
36:07And it's in the past.
36:10It is in the past, right?
36:13Yes.
36:14Yes.
36:15Okay.
36:15So then what is really going on here, Tommy?
36:22Did Melody say something to you?
36:23This is not about her.
36:26This is about me.
36:27And I, I just, I think it's best if we break up now before somebody gets hurt.
36:37Hmm.
36:40Well, it's too late for that, Tommy.
36:43I'm so sorry, Trevor.
36:46Daddy?
36:48Out here, sweetie.
36:51I, I don't feel too good.
36:53You can stop now, Melody.
36:56Really.
36:56You won.
36:57We just broke up.
36:58No, it really hurts this time.
37:00What do you mean you won?
37:01And what do you mean this time?
37:04Oh, all right.
37:05Come here.
37:05Here, sit down.
37:06Let me take a look at you, all right?
37:09Okay, tell me where it hurts.
37:10My stomach.
37:11All right, is it, is it a stabbing pain or is it more like pressure?
37:14It just keeps squeezing.
37:17All right, um, have you been able to go to the bathroom these last couple of days?
37:20Yes.
37:21Yeah, and does it hurt more on one side than the other?
37:24No, all over.
37:25Okay.
37:26Is it constant or does it come in waves?
37:30Waves.
37:31Is everything okay?
37:33Yeah.
37:33Yeah, she's just fine.
37:35No, I'm not faking it this time, I swear.
37:38I know you're not, honey.
37:39Okay, so what's going on?
37:40Melody and I just, um, we need to have a moment alone.
37:45Could you show me to your room?
37:48Okay.
38:00Everything okay in there?
38:02Yeah, almost done.
38:11Feels like I'm wearing a diaper.
38:14I can't believe this is gonna be the rest of my life.
38:16Well, not your whole life, but I'm not gonna lie.
38:20It's no walk in the park.
38:22Does it always hurt this much?
38:24Heating pads help.
38:26And, uh, ibuprofen.
38:37I really wish my mom were here.
38:39I know, honey.
38:41I know.
38:43Hey, you know, you're gonna be able to speak to her real soon.
38:47And she's gonna have great advice.
38:50You know, the thing about your period is, it's really just about figuring out what works best for you.
38:58Okay.
39:00And I, I know I'm probably the last person on your list, but you can always talk to me.
39:10And I'm sorry for everything.
39:15You're just the first person my dad has dated since my mom.
39:21And I was mad at him and you.
39:28Oh, I know.
39:30Believe me, I've been there.
39:32But your parents were divorced too?
39:35Mm-hmm.
39:36And I may or may not have slashed the tires on my mom's first boyfriend's Camaro.
39:43I knew I shouldn't have messed with you.
39:47So you broke up with my dad, huh?
39:50I did.
39:52Is there any way that maybe you'd be willing to talk to him?
39:58You can tell him it was all my fault.
40:01But just maybe undump him?
40:05Well, I might be willing to talk to him.
40:08But, you know, I'm not gonna do it alone.
40:12Come on.
40:14Let's go.
40:28What is this supposed to be?
40:29A basketball.
40:30I thought it might help if you picked one up.
40:33Well, look, I appreciate what you're trying to do here, Cap, but I don't need exposure therapy.
40:37I'm not afraid of basketballs.
40:40So, there was about a four-year period when TK was little where I didn't go to a single one
40:46of his winter concerts.
40:48I can see why you didn't want to see a bunch of four-year-olds singing We Three Kings.
40:51Yeah, well, I did want to go.
40:54That's the thing. More than anything.
40:57Why didn't you?
40:59Because it was too painful.
41:01I didn't want to look at him sitting next to some of his friends whose dads hadn't made it out
41:06at 9-11.
41:08And so, about the fourth year, Gwen just shows up at my house.
41:11We'd long since been divorced.
41:13And just said, Owen, you're going, whether you want to or not.
41:17You survived, but you're still allowed to enjoy your life.
41:26So, is this your way of telling me that it's time for me to open the door?
41:31And I want to show you something.
41:37Aw, man. Now, when did you put this up?
41:39I had to probably go pick it up on the shift.
41:41You sneaky bastard.
41:45Whoa!
41:45I'd say you're about to enjoy yourself, but I know you're not.
41:48Oh, yeah, why is that?
41:49Somebody take you to the hole.
41:52All right, all right.
41:53Now, you're not going to make that.
41:54So, when are we at the basketball house?
41:56Well, I guess it's now.
41:57Now you done did it.
41:58You just brought Chicago's second greatest shooting guard out of retirement.
42:00Comparing yourself to Michael Jordan?
42:02I said second.
42:05Oh, there you go.
42:05Damn, poking ball.
42:06Hey, yo!
42:08Come on, little three on three.
42:09I can play a little round ball.
42:10Dad, I'm on your team.
42:14What'd you get?
42:15All right, all right.
42:17Now that is heresy.
42:19Who puts mango on a cookies and cream base?
42:22I think there's something seriously wrong with your taste buds.
42:24You know what, Missy?
42:26Don't knock it till you try it.
42:28You know, unless you're chicken.
42:29Ooh.
42:30Bop, bop.
42:31Bop, bop.
42:36See?
42:37Told ya.
42:38It's disgusting.
42:39No, no.
42:41What I meant was, I told ya we were gonna have fun together.
42:45Yeah.
42:46I certainly think you're right about that one too.
42:48Do you like me now?
42:50Are you like me now?
42:52Oh!
42:52How you like me now?
42:54Remember the time!
42:56Whoa!
42:58Yeah!
42:58Hot-nop, bop!
42:59When I need you.
42:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:01Yeah!
43:02Yeah!
43:02Yeah!
43:03I want some, man!
43:04Double up on you, boy?
43:06All right.
43:06Fucking ball!
43:07I can't be like me now!
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