00:08Tonight lads is about beer and babes. Totally babe. You've got to completely forget that you're getting hitched.
00:15Hey!
00:17Holy roll, flashback! Well Mrs. Ryan, you won't get away with dressing this sexy in Dubai.
00:23Well then, I might as well make the most of it then eh?
00:26I've got a pretty sweet deal here, you know. Get to move to Dubai, be your house husband.
00:30We've got this all sorted out, man. It's going to be great.
00:32Oh, come off it, man. Just leading you up the aisle with a bow ring through your nose.
00:37If that's what you want to think, I'll get some beers.
00:42I think she's got it sorted with Michaela. I'm just going to eat him for breakfast.
00:46Oh yeah, did you make that call?
00:47Oh, don't worry mate. Everything's sorted. Look how it's in his face.
00:54Did you have to invite her?
00:55Yeah, I did actually. Well, she's one of us.
00:59I know you're still sick about what she said, but you've only got yourself to blame.
01:02Yeah, well, whatever.
01:04Hey, hey, do you ever wish that you was properly getting married?
01:07You know, like you really loved Philip and that.
01:09You know, it's funny but I keep forgetting you and Philip aren't really a couple.
01:13We've seen you together. It's like you are actually made for each other.
01:18It's like a dance, don't we?
01:21And you're finished.
01:23Oh my God!
01:25Someone came up for it! Up for it!
01:29Who's that?
01:31Come on lads, I told you I just wanted a quiet one.
01:34I'll go get it, yeah.
01:39Before you say anything, you, my friend, are welcome.
01:46This, this is Coco.
01:50Hello boys.
01:53I thought I told you to get a stripper.
01:55What?
01:56I didn't know you had to specify appearances, did I?
01:58I mean, what was I supposed to say?
02:00Don't send any fat grannies.
02:02I haven't watched grantly budging in this kexton, eh?
02:04I'll take you to ecstasy.
02:11Right.
02:12Which of you lucky boys is Phil?
02:15These.
02:17Come with me, come with me, come with me.
02:20Here we go, take one!
02:22Woo!
02:23Right, ready?
02:24One, two, three!
02:31Hey, can you have four more of these bag-bys and make it snappy, yeah?
02:35God, how are you going to cope with the drinking laws over there?
02:38Best get another round of shooters in now.
02:40Nah, it'll be a doddle giving up the drink for my dream job.
02:43No contest.
02:44Oh, I can just imagine it now.
02:45You and Philip living in a tropical beach up with palm trees around.
02:49Yeah, with Philip's fixed body line in the hammock next to you.
02:52Look, I've told you, it's just a business arrangement.
02:56Yeah, until you get over there, start sharing a flat, then who knows?
03:00Gayla and Philip Ryan.
03:02Who the fuck?
03:03Look, Philip is alright once you get to know him.
03:06He's dead sweet and he's really good with Kyle.
03:09Aww, it all sounds dead cosy.
03:12Well, who knows?
03:13At least you could be right.
03:14Maybe me and Philip could end up together.
03:17Yeah, well, I know that I'd make Bolton happy.
03:19You out of his hair for good.
03:21Because he loves you so much, right?
03:23Of course he does.
03:25Why do you think he wants nothing to do with you?
03:28Because you're a liar and a scheming cow.
03:30And everybody knows it.
03:38What?
03:39Give me a hug.
03:40No.
03:41No.
03:44No.
03:48No.
03:54Just be quiet at a while.
03:54No.
03:55At least we could get away from a day.
04:00No.
04:00No.
04:20I think we've seen enough, so yeah, thank you, Coco.
04:29What I've not done yet?
04:32Yeah, you have.
04:33I've still got my erotic gymnastics to do, it's my speciality.
04:36I think we should just let her finish.
04:39That's the spirit. Hang on, I'll get my bat on.
04:51None of us think about it, talk about it, or tell anyone about it, ever. Agreed?
04:57Like it never even happened.
04:59Come on, guys, you aren't that bad.
05:00It never happened.
05:01OK.
05:05The guys are here.
05:07Maybe this night isn't so bad after all.
05:10Are you all right?
05:12Look, don't let her get to you.
05:14We both know how much of a total wind-up merchant she is.
05:17It's not her, it's Phil.
05:19Phil?
05:20I shouldn't even be on this hen night.
05:22The whole wedding is a sham.
05:24Yeah, but everybody knows that it's about getting the job.
05:26What's your problem?
05:27Because I don't think that he does.
05:29Not really, I think he's once more out of this than he's saying.
05:33Oh, hello?
05:34Well, you must know how he feels about you.
05:36It's written all over his face every time he looks at you and Kyle.
05:40I know.
05:40But I didn't care before.
05:42But it's been so good to us, I'm really starting to feel bad about this, Jan.
05:47What?
05:47Is there no chance whatsoever of anything happening between us?
05:51No.
05:54I don't know.
05:55I don't know.
05:56I don't know.
05:58I don't know.
05:59I don't know.
06:06I don't know.
06:08I don't know.
06:09I don't know.
06:11I don't know.
06:12I don't know.
06:14But you've been the geysery.
06:16I thought you said this henna was temporary.
06:18It is?
06:19Well, mine won't come off.
06:20So you've made us look like a bunch of slags and now we're stuck with it.
06:23Yeah, I'm thinking she's going to go ballistic.
06:24I'm getting married, for God's sakes.
06:26I can't be looking like this in front of Bolton.
06:28Oh, would you shut your flaming mouth about Bolton?
06:31Excuse me.
06:32You never shut up about him. No-one cares.
06:34Well, you do.
06:35But we all know it's just because you're jealous.
06:38Jealous?
06:39I hope Bolton sees you for what you really are.
06:42A nudie little tart.
06:44Oi! Stop it!
06:46That's for the tattoo.
06:48Don't you!
06:50Get off, get off, get off!
06:52Get off, get off!
06:53Get off!
06:54Get off!
06:54Get off!
06:55Get off!
06:55Get off!
06:56Get off!
06:57Get off!
06:58Get off!
06:58Get off!
07:02That's enough.
07:03I'm really sorry, Soda.
07:05Yeah, me and all.
07:06She started it.
07:08Oi!
07:09Get off!
07:09You're coming with me!
07:11Oi!
07:11Get off!
07:12Can't yell down, Michaela!
07:14Oi!
07:15What are you doing?
07:16Oh!
07:34I'm just like...
07:35Hi!
07:39Everything alright, mate?
07:41Yeah.
07:42Back in a minute, yeah?
07:56Boo boy to the rescue, is it?
07:59They barred me.
08:00Can you get me back in, please?
08:04They're all freezing.
08:12Don't you think you should just call it at night?
08:21Why'd you text me instead of Philip?
08:26Because I don't want him to see me like this.
08:29But it's okay if I do.
08:33You are just a mate.
08:36I thought Philip was just a mate.
08:39Unless you were lying about having to get married.
08:42No, he is just a mate.
08:43What else would he be?
08:44I'm just asking.
08:45I'm just answering.
08:47I just think it's a bit weird shacking up with someone for a job.
08:51Well, you think everything's weird, Bolton?
08:54I just want you to be happy.
08:59And if living a million miles away from your friends
09:01with a guy you don't even love makes you happy,
09:03then I'm made up for you.
09:11There you are.
09:13We've been looking all over for you.
09:16Pete.
09:22Here.
09:23Take my coat.
09:27You should have told me about Michaela, you know?
09:29You didn't want to make a scene.
09:31I could have handled it.
09:32Yeah, but she phoned me, remember?
09:34I'm right here, you know.
09:36Look, Bea comes before Pete in my phone.
09:38I just panicked.
09:39I think I texted you because you're my hero.
09:47Right, you're paying.
09:48With what?
09:49Oh, what a surprise.
09:51Jackson!
09:51Jackson!
09:52Jackson!
09:52Jackson!
09:54Jackson!
09:55Jackson!
09:56Jackson!
09:59Jackson!
10:00Jackson!
10:00Jackson!
10:02Jackson!
10:02Jackson!
10:04Jackson!
10:06Jackson!
10:07Jackson!
10:07Jackson!
10:07Jackson!
10:08Jackson!
10:13Jackson!
10:14Jackson!
10:16Jackson!
10:16Jackson!
10:17Jackson!
