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01:34But I guess our baby's another memory that you don't want.
01:39I'm just trying to move on, Tom.
01:45Yeah.
01:45I'm getting that.
01:48Stop making out like you're the only one getting hurt!
01:53But it's these postural tremors.
01:56When you're sitting or standing and you just start to go, is that what's next?
01:59Or do you get either them or the intention tremors?
02:03Is that not how it works?
02:04It's completely understandable that you should want to research the symptoms and possible progression of the condition, but it's not
02:11generally very helpful.
02:12But it is. It helps me. I'm the sort of person. I need to know what's coming.
02:16You may get none of these symptoms. You may have some and not others. Things change. Every single medication represents
02:24a breakthrough at some point or another.
02:26Do I just sit back and wait?
02:27Yes. Because the reality is you may manage this condition with minimal changes to your lifestyle, and pre-empting the
02:35onset of worsening symptoms will only leave you in a state of continual anxiety.
02:39Yeah, but I am.
02:42OK.
02:47You've been prescribed antidepressants since you and your husband split, and you're still taking these?
02:52Yeah.
02:53And they've helped?
02:55Yeah.
03:02It's been, um, sleeping that's been a bit of a problem for me.
03:07OK. Well, I can prescribe something to help you sleep.
03:12This is only for the short term, though.
03:15And I'd like you to consider contacting the MS therapy centre.
03:19I think it's really important that you see how well MS can be managed.
03:24Yeah, smile and it all goes away.
03:26I'm not pretending that this is easy.
03:29But obsessing over symptoms which may never occur, is that a better alternative?
03:35They are right.
03:37I'm going to take my half-full glass and have a good old swig from it.
03:43We find nothing in our records to suggest Miss Shackleton would be unsuitable in the post of teaching assistant.
03:50So it's official.
03:51I'm not a perv.
03:56So you're 100% about this, then, are you?
04:01I thought we were sorted.
04:04Well, we've got to find a replacement for you yet, haven't we?
04:07Then there's the kids.
04:09I mean, it's not like it says on the packet, you know.
04:12I've seen teachers, experienced teachers, walk out of here with tears in their eyes.
04:17I wouldn't want to see the same thing happen to you.
04:22Good morning, everyone.
04:30Miss, it's to say sorry for what you've got.
04:50What's the matter there?
04:58Miss, I didn't really get on with this book that you give us.
05:01Yeah, you thought you liked it?
05:07Well, um, what was it you didn't like?
05:11Just the way it was written.
05:13Just stars seemed to roll into one.
05:15You know, like he was a bit mad or something.
05:18OK, um, well, it's that rolling into one that makes the catcher in the rye so unusual.
05:23It's what helps us get inside a young man's head.
05:26And that's exactly what I want you to do today.
05:29I want you to take something all, something you do every day.
05:32And like J.D. Sanger did, using language and structure,
05:36to make that completely unique and different.
05:38All right?
05:40Now, you can be as imaginative as you want.
05:43OK?
05:58You know when there's some mad old bird dog shots and she's shouting off them just like it or not?
06:03What if she says it's dead now?
06:06Acts all crazy when people don't make it.
06:11Do you think dogs everyone have a lie in?
06:14I think you don't have that.
06:19OK, um, I want you all to keep taking notes.
06:24Um, keep talking.
06:25You're all doing very well.
06:27Um, I'll just be back in a minute.
06:34You want me to spoil it, mate?
06:36No, it's true my dad and I had it.
06:38They get these pro-raps as well, they just lose it.
06:40Yeah, but Miss Dickie's not going to be like that for ages.
06:42She only just got it.
06:43Yeah, but because her brains, they're big, they'll be more of it to be longer.
06:46You don't even know what you're talking about.
06:48I bet you don't even know what she's got, right?
06:50Yeah, I do.
06:50It's that, um, that brain thing.
06:52That B.A.C.
06:53The B.A.C.
06:55That's not what Miss has got.
06:56That's what Cown's got.
07:04Miss, this is building not up ourself, ain't no now.
07:17What do you think you're doing?
07:22Miss Dickie said we were supposed to use our imagination, sir.
07:25Don't be so insolent.
07:26Sit down!
07:29Where is Miss Dickie?
07:30She didn't look like she was feeling too well.
07:33Did she say where she was going?
07:34No.
07:36Stay sitting and get on with your work.
07:47And good morning to you and all.
07:49You don't know where Lorna is, do you?
07:51A little bit left field, but, um, a classroom.
07:56What, is everything all right?
08:08Lorna?
08:10I would like to think I passed astray...
08:15Uh, have either of you seen Miss Dickie?
08:17No.
08:18What?
08:18Er, no reason.
08:21What do you think she's gone?
08:29Checked everywhere, no sign.
08:31Is her mobile still switched off?
08:32Yeah. Great. Skeleton staff in the English department.
08:36I can't believe that she would just go without saying anything.
08:39Do you think she's all right?
08:40Her car's not there. She must be well enough to drive.
08:42Just not to teach.
08:44Look, can't we just stick Lona's class in the assembly hall, put a DVD on?
08:48Not unless you want them to watch DNA her journey through life.
08:50We're a teacher down in the science department that holds news for the overflow,
08:53and we need a supply-in for Lorna.
08:55I've maxed out on the supply budget.
08:57Anyway, I thought you said they just sit on their backside eating up funds.
09:00Jack, we have not got enough teachers for today.
09:03You're free next period.
09:04Oh, Jack, come on. I've already covered five classes this week.
09:07Man to get in at seven as it is to prep me own lessons.
09:10Could Tom take them in with his?
09:12Oh, right, yeah. Mixing year eights with year ten.
09:15What's that? Fifty minutes where no-one learns anything.
09:16And what's your suggestion? We send them home?
09:19If that's what it takes to make this government address the issue
09:21of why teachers don't want to come to school anymore,
09:23then yes, actually, I think you should.
09:25Look, if you two can stop sniping for just a moment,
09:28I think I might have the solution.
09:34Essentially, your role is supportive.
09:36Listen to them read, help with words, prompt.
09:38But you are not leading the class.
09:41It's purely additional support.
09:43Of course.
09:44We have several children in this class with special educational needs.
09:48And, of course, the requisite number
09:49statemented with attention deficit disorder.
09:52Aye, they bore easily and disrupt the class.
09:54I've actually read quite a lot about ADHD,
09:57and it's not as simple as getting bored.
10:00Well, I'm sure your research will prove invaluable.
10:03Look, Andrew, if you have issues about my abilities here,
10:07then let's get them over with now.
10:08My issue is having to waste valuable lesson time
10:11getting what are usually substandard teaching assistants up to scratch.
10:15Well, maybe you need to work on your approach.
10:18Because from where I sit,
10:20Waterloo Road needs all the help we can get today.
10:24OK, so we're going to carry on practising for the spelling bee.
10:28Sure so.
10:29Now, I think Miss Dickie's already left you with a list of words.
10:34Pack it in.
10:38Any news on Lorna?
10:40No, her.
10:40We'd better just carry on with her spelling prep.
10:42If you can focus onto your mind lock then,
10:44I can crack on with my lock.
10:46All right.
10:47OK, mind lock.
10:49We're going to carry on reading Psychopath on page 28.
10:52Miss Dickie's class,
10:53you test each other in your pairs.
10:55But do it quietly.
11:07The rhythm made her dance.
11:16It's a hard one, that.
11:19Shall I show you how to remember it?
11:28Rhythm helps your two hips move.
11:31See?
11:33So whenever you think about rhythm,
11:34think about having a dance.
11:36Sir!
11:37Sir!
11:38Spell rhythm, sir.
11:40R-H-Y-T-H-M.
11:43Rhythm!
11:44Yeah.
11:44That's fantastic, Jamal.
12:01Hey!
12:02Well, I can't manage your fanfare, but I can get you a cup of coffee.
12:05Cheers.
12:07I never thought so flippin' nervous.
12:09You've got Jamal Peters picturing you every time he tries to spell rhythm.
12:12It's too late to get nervous.
12:14Poor kid.
12:15Yeah, you were fantastic.
12:18You know, Lona's been trying with Jamal for months.
12:21Maybe you should get Jack to put you in for higher level.
12:23Money's better.
12:24I'm sure you could handle it.
12:26Are you serious?
12:27Yeah.
12:27He can find someone else to do his filing.
12:29You can come and join us in the asylum full time.
12:32See you later.
12:32See you later.
12:35Ooh!
12:37Planning on becoming a teacher now, Davina?
12:41Well, it's early days.
12:42But who knows?
12:44I like to stretch myself.
12:46Must be like,
12:47Jim will fix it in here for you, is it?
12:50Look, Steph.
12:51I know you probably think that I've got Jack wrapped around my little finger.
12:54Oh, it's not Jack I'm worried about, actually.
12:58It's the kids.
13:01I'm not asking for any favours.
13:03I will do all the training.
13:05And that'll protect them, will it?
13:09Kids like...
13:10Brett Aspinall.
13:16I don't think they teach that kind of training.
13:26Chicken or beef?
13:27Um, neither.
13:30Hmm.
13:31I really like them.
13:33How about we go backpacking?
13:35Take you to Thailand.
13:36Show you what real noodles are like.
13:39Brett.
13:40This is what I'm talking about.
13:42You can afford Thailand.
13:45I could afford these.
13:47I haven't got your kind of money.
13:48Well, you'll have to be dead nice to me then, won't you?
13:55Brett.
13:57Why did you do it?
13:59Oh, don't mess me about.
14:00Why did you tell her?
14:01I'm gonna need a bit more information.
14:03Steph Haydock.
14:04She knows.
14:06I already thought I could trust you.
14:07I thought we were mates.
14:08We are.
14:09Oh.
14:09So what was it then?
14:10Just a little sherry moment.
14:12Seriously.
14:12I haven't said anything.
14:13No, of course you haven't.
14:14Erm.
14:16Look.
14:17I might have said something.
14:19But she acted like she already knew.
14:22I'm sorry.
14:23I just thought you could...
14:24I realised I could lose the chance of moving into teaching because of this.
14:26I'm sorry.
14:27It was an accident.
14:29Look.
14:29Haydock can't do anything.
14:31Well, she can tell Jax.
14:32So?
14:33Denying?
14:34Who's he gonna believe?
14:36Stalker Haydock?
14:37Or the gorgeous bird he's clearly in love with?
14:45I promise you.
14:47I won't tell Rima anything.
15:18Lorna, where the hell are you?
15:20Call me.
15:20Three?
15:33Tariff.
15:34Si.
15:3730.
15:37I won't remember.
15:41The Gyro City.
15:42No.
15:42No, no, no.
15:46Me too.
15:47Whatever.
15:48OK.оля
16:06You should have got me on the Moby.
16:07We could have had some lunch together.
16:09I wanted to try and clear this.
16:11Well, take a break.
16:12From what I've heard, you deserve it.
16:14Andrew's raving about you.
16:17Well, expressed satisfaction.
16:25Jack.
16:27I need to talk to you.
16:30And that's what girls used to say before they dumped me.
16:37Well?
16:41Well, um, Tom was saying that I should think about being a higher level teaching assistant.
16:53Lost you for good, haven't I?
16:55I might have known that my filing couldn't compete with the glamour of teaching.
16:59I don't know.
17:01I'll need something to keep my feet on the ground, won't I?
17:06What, from the ecstatic heights of living with me?
17:18Thanks, Clarkson.
17:39Jack, have you got a minute?
17:41As long as it doesn't involve asking for time off
17:43It's a bit more serious than that, actually
17:51It's about Davina
17:53It's completely unprofessional
17:55To be honest, I'm really disappointed
17:57I can't believe Lorna would just walk out like this
18:00Andrew, I don't know if you've noticed
18:01But she has a lot on her mind right now
18:03Yeah, of course
18:05I just wish she'd let us know where she is
18:07Or when she's coming back
18:09Izzy, can I have a word?
18:11Well, the main thing is
18:16She's back now
18:21Did I miss much?
18:27Red Aspinall?
18:28Oh, come on, Steph
18:29This is low, even for you
18:31She's been having a relationship with a pupil, Jack
18:34Why would I make something like that up?
18:35Because you're jealous
18:36What?
18:37Oh, don't play the matter with me
18:38You've been after me for years
18:39But I'm not interested
18:40You just don't get it, do you?
18:42You have got such a high opinion of yourself
18:44Yeah, I do
18:45And I deserve better off you
18:46Hey, I'm just thinking about the kids
18:48I'm thinking about the school
18:49Of course you are
18:50How long did you take her to come up with this one, eh?
18:53I bet you thought you were onto a winner here, didn't you?
18:54You're not listening to me, Jack
18:56I can't
18:56It's going straight over me head
18:58I love her
19:00Do you understand me?
19:01No one I've ever met comes close
19:03So I'm sorry, but your little smear campaign's not going to work
19:07Now do me a favour and go
19:21You've had your last favour from me, Jack
19:24I've given you the truth
19:26Your problem if you can't handle it
19:39Look, I'm really sorry, I know I left you in the lurch
19:41No, we managed
19:44Well, some notice would have been good
19:46You know how it gets round here
19:47Yeah, um, about that
19:49I was going to speak to Jack first, but
19:51Well, you might as well all know
19:53I'm going
19:54Eh?
19:55What?
19:56As of now
19:57Well, hang on a minute
19:59Well, you've got to work your notice
20:00Life's too short
20:02What another term of this?
20:03The stress, the kids, the bureaucracy on this money
20:06She has got a point
20:07Lorna, you need to sit and think about this
20:10We've had a nightmare today trying to cover you
20:12We'd be seriously stretched if we had to do it for an entire month
20:14We haven't got the budget for it
20:15Contractually, you are obliged to work out your notice period
20:18Well, stuff the bloody contract
20:20Look, I need to take some time out for me
20:22And, well, that's what I'm going to do
20:23Lorna, look
20:24We really all appreciate how you must be feeling now
20:27But
20:28Can we not come to a compromise over this?
20:30You know what?
20:32I think I've done enough of that
20:36Fine
20:37I'll go and cover your class
20:40Look, Andrew
20:42I'm sorry
20:51Who the hell do you think you are in this school?
20:54Eh?
20:56Sit down
21:07Right
21:09Moliere's influence over
21:11French culture
21:14She looks really freaked
21:16Do you think it's because of
21:17If we deny it
21:19I'm rubbish at lying
21:21I'm a good bright rat
21:22It's not going to happen
21:23And yet the word partouf, meaning hypocrite
21:25Is still used in France today
21:28Why are you so bothered about her anyway?
21:29She cheated on you
21:30Which is why I don't want to talk about it, okay?
21:34Don Juan
21:36It's me and you minus the baggage
21:38Yeah
21:38From the play of the same name
21:40Don Juan
21:40A man who seduces women
21:42Under false pretenses
21:43And then dumps them
21:45And believe me, ladies
21:46If you haven't yet come across the Don Juan
21:47Give it time
21:48You will
21:50Don't know if you're busy tonight
21:51But there's this club
21:54That can get us in the VIP bar
21:56Or
21:57I could do something that's like
21:59Free
21:59And that's the play I want us to concentrate on today
22:02So can you open
22:02I guess I could try that
22:03Text at page 34
22:07If you're not interested in learning, Brett
22:09I suggest you leave
22:11I said page 34
22:17Yeah
22:18She knows
22:40I hope you're not planning to
22:41Being your oldest friend
22:42Along with your job
22:43I see
22:44I don't know where I'd be without you
22:45Oh, don't go there
22:47Seriously though
22:48I mean, I know it's not a holiday
22:49But, well, I was a little bit naughty
22:51With my credit card
22:52And I've gone and booked a gorgeous cottage
22:53For the weekend
22:54And I was hoping he'd come too
22:55You know, kickstart the half term
22:57Nah, sorry
22:58I don't intend to do gorgeous cottages
22:59At the weekend
23:00I think I like to sit at home
23:02Mock, do the A in
23:03You know, all that sort of thing
23:05When we're going?
23:06Um, I would say bring the girls
23:08But, um
23:08No, no way
23:09Jimmy's got the girls this weekend
23:10So we're sorted then
23:11Um, I was thinking some long walks
23:13Some fantastic food
23:14And a whole heap of wine
23:15Oh, and there was me
23:16Plowing much of the day
23:16In a chicken madras
23:19Do you mind not saying anything to Tom?
23:21You know how paranoid he gets
23:23And I'm just really not in the mood
23:27Mean you?
23:28Yeah, well, I was just thinking
23:29You know, some long walks
23:30Some damn fine food
23:31And if I might be so bored
23:32A grotesque amount of wine
23:34More than any too responsible adults
23:35Can possibly drink
23:36Well, I mean
23:37When?
23:38Well, I'll come and pick you up later
23:39I'm just gonna go and get some provisions in
23:41You know, a spot of shopping
23:42While you're toiling away under the school bell
23:44Oh, no condition
23:45You don't gloat all weekend
23:46Oh, go on
23:47Let me have my moment
23:49I was worried about you
23:52Um, do you mind not saying anything to Iz?
23:54Um, I don't think I could handle a lecture
23:56On the dangers of, er
23:57Holidaying with an ex
23:58Yeah, we're, er
23:59We're not really doing chats at the moment
24:01I'll see you later, yeah?
24:02Yeah
24:12Jack, what is it?
24:17Oh, come on
24:19You must be something up, will you?
24:21Otherwise you wouldn't be so huffy
24:22What, being huffy?
24:26I thought you were okay about the teaching
24:30I mean, it was chaos today and I helped out
24:32I thought you'd be proud of me
24:34It's not
24:36Teaching
24:43I had a little visit from Steph Aadok
24:48Oh, right
24:49Sticking the knife in, was she?
24:52She seems to have a bit of an idea about you
24:56She seems to think that there's something going on between you and Aspinall's lad
25:02Brett?
25:02She seemed pretty sure of herself
25:07Well, was that before or after they restrained her?
25:15You know what gets me?
25:17Is that she thinks you're that easy to play
25:20I mean, of course it's going to be hard for her seeing me and you together
25:23She was in love with you
25:26But to think you're going to fall for that
25:29And picking Brett Aspinall, well, that is a masterstroke
25:32Because she knows you can't stand him
25:37She plays it well, I'll give her that
25:46You're not denying he's got a thing for you?
25:49Him and half the six-four
25:53And though it's hard
25:54I can resist the urge
25:55To cop off with a bunch of spotty A-level students
26:01Weirdly
26:08It's slander what she's doing here
26:11Don't you worry about Steph
26:14Because I'll be having a little chat with her
26:16When we get back from half-term
26:18Save your breath
26:19She's out
26:21As of now, we need a new French teacher
26:43It must have cost loads
26:44You sure you can manage it?
26:46Yeah, getting away from it all priceless
26:49You are loner, aren't you?
26:50I mean, you talk like her
26:51But apart from that
26:56Yep, I think we can be happy here
27:00You're amazing
27:02I mean, you go and plan all this
27:03And here I am, not even remembering to ask you how it went this morning
27:06No, it went fine
27:08Yeah?
27:09Because when you took off
27:10I found all your stuff
27:11You know, your books and papers in your cupboard
27:13Oh, you know me
27:14I've always been a bit of a swat
27:15Yeah, but you don't want to be obsessing over all that
27:18I mean, I'm not being funny
27:19But I don't think it's good for your health
27:22Probably came out wrong
27:23But you know what I mean
27:25Because you're a tough bird, you
27:27And you're going to fight this
27:28Yeah?
27:29Yes, Mum
27:32I, er, I found your painkillers, too
27:35I thought you might have gone and done something stupid
27:37I did
27:38I've gone to wax
27:39Ouch
27:49Bit of a mix-up with the dates, was there?
27:53Okay, um
27:54I've been a bit of a sly weasel here
27:56That's a great big fat one
27:58Look, I know it's selfish
28:00But when I quit, I realised I wasn't going to see you two every day
28:03And I just wanted one more time
28:06You know, one proper last time to hang out and have fun
28:14Well, okay, then I can have fun
28:16I mean, who knows
28:16You two might even start talking to each other again
28:18I mean, purely for practical reasons, of course
28:22Look, I know I'm witty
28:24But we've got a whole weekend to get through here
28:28Got it all worked out, haven't you?
28:30Yep
28:33And I'm going to have first dibs on the hot water
28:34When I get back, I want to see two happy faces
28:37For me, please
28:44I refer to my previous written warning
28:47Brackets, copy and close, close brackets
28:49And can confirm that verbal warnings were issued prior to that
28:53Full stop
28:54Miss Haydock continues to spread malicious gossip
28:58About another member of staff
29:01Abusing her position of trust at this school
29:03Full stop
29:04Therefore, it is my intention to suspend Miss Haydock
29:07With immediate effect for gross misconduct
29:10Full stop
29:11Yours sincerely, Jack Rimmer
29:17I'll sign that now
29:18And I'll need a copy for Roger
29:23Are you sure you don't want to add stuff first?
29:27What?
29:28And give her the chance to worm her way out of it?
29:31No way
29:31This
29:33Goes tonight
29:40She's flaming lost it
29:46Your mum
29:49Yep
30:03She gave me this big speech about
30:05Not telling you that we were coming
30:08Well, as far as I was concerned
30:10You thought she was at our mothers
30:24Come on, Tom
30:26We can do this, OK?
30:27Even if we have to bloody act it
30:29We're friends
30:29For the weekend
30:31For Lona
30:32She's had to put up with enough from us
30:37Anyway
30:38This place is bloody gorgeous
30:40Even you can't sulk about that
30:47Chuck us a packet of crisps
30:48While you're on your feet, eh?
30:56Right, Tom
30:56In the words of the late, great Jim Morrison
30:59Come on, baby, light my fire
31:00Is, can you go with him
31:01And check he doesn't torch the place?
31:03Yes
31:11Just tell me
31:13Right
31:14And
31:15Go
31:17You made us dinner
31:19Not exactly
31:27You brought it in
31:30Hey, what can I say?
31:33You don't listen, do you?
31:37Look
31:38I really want my mum to like you
31:40And my dad
31:41Hey, I love parents
31:43As long as I can give them back at the end of the day
31:45Brett, I'm serious
31:47So am I
31:49Hey, just kidding
31:50Yeah, like always
31:53Look, you don't get it
31:55I don't have money
31:57My mum, my dad, they don't have money
31:59Nika, I'm just trying to show you how I feel
32:01Yeah, well, you make me feel embarrassed
32:05That's how you're going to make them feel
32:08It guts me that you can't see that
32:10Just wait
32:11No
32:12Look, you just don't listen
32:14I said I wanted to do something cheap
32:16Just hang out
32:18But you can't, can you?
32:20If it doesn't cost shed loads to you
32:22Then it's not worth it
32:23If you could lose the moral high ground for one second
32:25And check out the dinner
32:37Look, Brett, I'm really, really sorry
32:47You'll be pleased to know
32:48That dessert is free
32:52Humble pie
32:53You get extra
33:01Don't, don't
33:01Oh, go on
33:02Don't, don't
33:02Oh, go on
33:03I can't stand a feeling
33:03Oh, don't
33:04Urgh, urgh, urgh
33:06Urgh
33:07Go on, just go on
33:07Don't, don't
33:08I can't stand a feeling
33:09I'm going to set my teeth on edge
33:10All right, then I'll do it
33:11No, don't
33:13Stop it
33:14You big girl's blouse
33:15I'll get you a clown for Christmas
33:16Stop it
33:18Oh, don't, oh, don't
33:20Urgh
33:20Yeah, I'll get you a clown for Christmas
34:0432 pence to get Steph Adok out of our lives.
34:08Bargain.
34:18Why don't you just bend your knife and fork, then?
34:20You could get more on.
34:21Hey, who you call a moron?
34:26I can't believe I've been condemning myself to low fat and no cough.
34:29Well, I told you, but you just wouldn't listen.
34:33Then you know what?
34:34I could get used to this.
34:37Oh, yes.
34:38I mean, usually when I think of the country, I think of camping.
34:43And then I get this horrible damp sensation.
34:47Oh, guys, remember France 98?
34:49Yeah, out on penalties again.
34:51What?
34:51Camping.
34:53I've told you, there was something wrong with the paddle.
34:56Not the canoe story.
34:57No, there was.
34:58There was something wrong with the paddle.
34:59You had your foot wedged against the riverbank.
35:01Because it was fast moving water.
35:02I was worried about the two of you.
35:03You'd have been the first to complain if we'd have hit the rock.
35:04There were kids paddling faster than you.
35:07But they were supposed to be rapid.
35:08Yeah, yeah, I'm sure there was, Tom.
35:10Just not on that particular river, eh?
35:15Think I can make this for your mum?
35:18Erm, as long as it's without the chocolate sauce.
35:23You're close, aren't you, your family?
35:27I guess.
35:28I mean, mum and dad do each other's heads in, but they love me and Chloe.
35:33Cool.
35:34I know my mum's gonna really like you once she gets to know you.
35:37Yeah.
35:43You're weird.
35:45I mean, you act dead confident.
35:50But you're not, are you?
35:55I do okay.
36:02Just, er...
36:04I haven't been around family in a while.
36:08Forget how it feels.
36:13If the girl does not understand you,
36:16be patient.
36:18It's not her fault.
36:20She does not have wisdom.
36:23Oh my God, that's really freaky.
36:31It says your lucky number is ten.
36:42If the boy knew how you felt about him,
36:45he'd learn to chill.
36:50And how does she feel?
37:07Oh, is this the best night ever?
37:09Well, not the best night.
37:10I mean, I do remember a certain first date.
37:12Oh, never mind.
37:13You tried your best.
37:15I need to get another bloke in here for protection.
37:18Well, while you do that, I need to use the bathroom.
37:21Um, and if you hear a crash, you know I didn't make it, so come and get me.
37:27Hey, you do walk straight into them, don't you?
37:30Well, humour's a very attractive trait in a man.
37:33So is an extremely large personality.
37:36Uh huh.
37:37Ah uh huh.
37:39Uh huh.
37:42Uh huh.
37:56Um, and there, we has a plein house from your coastline.
38:06We're gonna play my house like Jose.
38:24Black bean sauce, special fried rice and lemon chicken, shall I?
38:29Just get a couple of starters.
38:39Jack, let's talk to you.
38:41Come here if you want, I just thought it was easier not locking the car up, you know.
38:43No, it's not that, Jack.
38:57Bloody typical. The one letter I need to get off.
38:59Fine, the L.E.A. are just gonna have to get out on Tuesday, aren't they?
39:05I can't send it.
39:09You did it on purpose.
39:17That's you all over, isn't it?
39:18She's out there trying to stab you in the back and you're trying to save her job.
39:23She didn't stab me in the back.
39:36She must be happy.
39:37Oh, yeah, but you do know what to come on, daughter.
39:40Oh, no.
39:41Come on!
39:42No, come on, you've got to.
39:43No, come on!
39:44Yes!
39:45Like, we used to.
39:45Let me have a drink for a second.
39:48No, no, no, no.
39:48Come on, you've got to.
39:49You've got to.
39:49Come on, Tom.
39:53Come on, then.
39:56Can you remember this?
39:57Every Friday.
39:59Right, whatever happens in the cottage stays in the cottage, right?
40:02All right, then.
40:03We all tell.
40:04I'll just give you a little bit of cluck.
40:06What?
40:10What?
40:12What?
40:14Oh, fuck.
40:15I'm ready.
40:16It's coming.
40:20Caught me, perry.
40:22Oh, I swear I'll be brave.
40:24At this moment, only.
40:26You'll be every man.
40:29And that dress, all red pants.
40:31Oh, my God, I swear, baby.
40:34I'll cut it off.
40:46Hey!
40:54Oh, my God.
41:00I'm so tired.
41:06It's the MS.
41:08Makes me so tired.
41:10Well, do you want me to get you something?
41:15You know, I've really loved tonight.
41:18Me too.
41:31You know, I think it's the bladder and bowel stuff.
41:40I think that's the worst.
41:42Hey!
41:43Come on.
41:43You don't know what's gonna happen, so don't be thinking like that.
41:46Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
41:47And I know lots of people just get on with it, but...
41:53But I really think that's what I would've found the worst.
41:56Lorna, no, come on.
41:57Don't be thinking like that, right?
41:59Because just say it is, right?
42:00Just say it is.
42:01Then we'll cope.
42:04There's worse than that, Lorne.
42:05Look, whatever it is, right, we'll find a way through it.
42:08I promise.
42:18Come on.
42:18Have another drink.
42:19No, no, I'm okay.
42:21Come on.
42:30I'm gonna go now.
42:43And you two...
42:49You two are gonna stay up.
42:52And you're gonna get really pissed.
42:57And you're gonna do something in the morning you're gonna regret.
43:01I think we just did that.
43:02You did.
43:03Er, you did.
43:06Night is.
43:07Night-night.
43:08Night-night, Tom.
43:10Night.
43:14I love you.
43:15All right, now, you have definitely had too much to drink.
43:18Go to bed, missus.
43:46Jack, let's go inside.
43:49Let's talk about this.
43:53You go in.
43:55Look at me daft.
43:57I'm not leaving you sitting here on your own.
44:01Get all your stuff.
44:03And go.
44:04Please.
44:09Come on, Jack.
44:10This is crazy.
44:11Get everything out!
44:17There's a number for a cab by the phone.
44:22Leave your key.
44:28Nothing happened with me and Brett Waterloo Road.
44:30Nothing.
44:33What Steph's talking about was before then.
44:35I didn't even know he was Roger's son, let alone a student.
44:40Look at me.
44:45It was one night in a bar.
44:53That's all you had to say to me.
44:56I'm telling you now, aren't I?
44:59Anything you want to know, I'll tell you.
45:01You've made a fool out of me.
45:02No, you're doing it all by yourself.
45:10Go on, Jack.
45:11It's me and you.
45:12It's all that matters.
45:14We're good together.
45:15I do fine by myself.
45:17Stop talking like this.
45:18I bloody love you.
45:25Don't do this.
45:28If you loved me, you wouldn't lie to me.
45:31Now, get out.
45:58Just left the dishes.
46:00Hmm.
46:01That's not like Lorna.
46:06I just got in here.
46:07What about spending a fortune on a trip?
46:13She said, I'm going to go now.
46:16Yeah.
46:17To bed.
46:18What's wrong with that?
46:20She didn't say, I'm going to go to bed, did she?
46:22She said, I'm going to go now.
46:24It's the new Lorna.
46:27And when she was talking to me about symptoms and stuff, she said, erm, that's what I would
46:33have found the worst.
46:34Why did she talk to me in the past tense, Tom?
46:37I don't know.
46:37Mm-hmm.
46:49LORNA.
46:51LORNA.
47:00Tom, call an ambulance
47:04Come on, come on, don't do this to me
47:05Come on, look at me
47:06Come on, come on
47:10Tom
47:13Hurry up
47:15Is that ambulance on its wing?
47:19Come on
47:21Come on, just open your eyes
47:22Open your eyes
47:23Tom, please
47:24Come on, Elvie, come on, Elvie
47:26I need to get her up
47:26Lona, come on
47:28We've just got to get her up
47:29We've got to get her moving
47:29Come on, come on
47:30Come on, you stupid girl
47:31Come on
47:32It's a crap business
47:33Come on, you've got to come back to us
47:34Lona
47:35No flaming reason to go
47:36You've got your whole life ahead of you
47:38And we're going to be there for you always
47:39Lona, come on
47:40Lona, come on
47:41Come on, Lona
48:11Lona
48:12We, er, missed one.
48:26Brett.
48:30This must have cost a fortune.
48:33You couldn't put a price on it.
48:39It was my mum's.
48:43Oh, no way, but I can't take that.
48:46Well, since you won't let me buy you stuff, you're gonna have to.
48:49Cos...
48:51I want something that says that we're together.
49:14My dearest Tom and Izzy, don't be sad.
49:18I'll be in the place that I've wanted to be for a long time now.
49:21I've been a coward about my MS, I know that.
49:24It's not the only reason, just the final reason.
49:28Know that this is my choice.
49:30I've tried to make things as straightforward as possible.
49:32There's money for my funeral.
49:34I'd like a humanist ceremony, please.
49:37Not too keen on God right now.
49:39And if people could donate to the MS fund instead of flowers,
49:42then it will ease my conscience for walking away,
49:44while others, braver than me, stay and fight.
49:47Don't forget me.
49:49Not ever.
49:51You were my friends, my family.
49:54You meant everything.
49:56I'll always love you.
49:58You're Lorna.
50:06Come on.
50:09We're not gonna leave her on her own.
50:27I'll always swap in it, hands stretched out,
50:35to catch a pass and dine.
50:40Donations to the rich,
50:43widened pavements for the poor.
50:47Somewhere else to lie.
50:51But my friend, the carriage door,
50:54steps slightly to jump.
50:58And I know clipped windows make un-easy fly.
51:26All вас too.
51:27I won't like two.
51:52I saw a knife x this side of my village.
51:53When I learned something like that,
51:53so I jumped in there.