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00:06I'm a British Riot
00:07I'm a British Riot
00:10I'm a British Riot
00:13I'm a British Riot
00:14I'm a British Riot
00:16I'm a British Riot
00:20Try to get to my taxi
00:22No matter the tracks, it's a taxi
00:25So it's a subway
00:28Inì½”ost and I think of
00:30What a точly
00:31In front of the world
00:33Just like a wenig
00:36I see Kinder
00:37We're going to be here
00:41We're going to be here
00:42Yes similarly
00:44We're going to be here
00:46What we're going to be
00:46We're going to be here
00:52I'm a British
00:53Let's go
00:55With the stalls
00:59Look, sir, the headmaster's on the roof.
01:10Get the hell up there and gagging.
01:18All right, everyone back inside now.
01:21Come on, move it.
01:28Go on.
01:29Go on, go on.
01:30Nothing's coming for me.
01:33I love you guys.
01:36Come on!
01:36I love you guys.
01:39Come on, come on.
01:41Come on, come on.
01:43Come on, come on.
01:45Come on, come on.
01:47Nobody will.
01:49So long.
01:49Nobody will.
01:51Go on.
02:01We'll soon have this lot sorted, Mr. Rimmer.
02:05And I, for one, will be more than happy working for you.
02:09I could kill the mad old sod.
02:12Start taking over the charge of the Light Brigade mid-gallop.
02:15You'll be glad of the extra remuneration.
02:17Oh, yeah.
02:19I've got an ex-wife and two college fees to fund.
02:22But I'd rather find a deputy to do the work for me.
02:26I did find this promising candidate in the apps file, though.
02:30Do you think you can arrange a meeting for me after hours?
02:32In your office?
02:33No, in my other office.
02:37Most of the time they just need a firm hand, you know.
02:42Andrew Treneman.
02:44Jack Rimmer.
02:45What can I get you?
02:46Er, deputy headship.
02:50Take a seat.
02:52Yeah, well, anyone can teach the privileged, eh?
02:56Well, I like that.
02:58You see, so the last time I applied,
03:00I was told that my methods wouldn't go down too well on your patch.
03:04Incompatible with the comprehensive ethos.
03:06Yeah, well, the man who told you that is now sectioned under the Mental Health Act.
03:09What we've got now is a struggle to keep the padlocks off the gates.
03:13I mean, you say you're up for a challenge.
03:15All most our kids leave school with is an ASBO or a bun in the oven.
03:19How many pupils do you currently have on behaviour agreements?
03:22Hmm?
03:23They're seriously disruptive.
03:25You presumably tried to progress them through the stages.
03:28Well, this is it, Andrew.
03:30This is a task ahead, right?
03:31Why, I think I've found the right man to help me turn place around.
03:35Cheers, darling.
03:37You'd be prepared to give me a free hour, then?
03:39And your full support?
03:41Absolutely.
03:42Whatever it is you need, you tell me.
03:45OK.
03:47Deal.
03:48I accept.
03:50Delighted, Andrew.
03:51And you can start in a month.
03:52Don't say why not.
03:53In that case, welcome to Waterloo Road.
03:56Cheers.
03:57Cheers.
04:00Can you tell him that we want to change table three and say I'll call him back at lunchtime?
04:04Yes.
04:05Clarkson.
04:06Right.
04:08Fine.
04:10Meetings and events aren't available before 9.30.
04:13Anyway, you agree with me, don't you?
04:15If anyone needs to be sat right at the far end.
04:18Aren't you having any breakfast?
04:19I'm looking for some support here, Tom.
04:21Well, your Uncle Reg could spoil the whole wedding.
04:23He's not worth crying over.
04:25What, you don't think your Uncle Reg's personal hygiene's a problem?
04:32Lorna, I'm the problem, aren't I?
04:34Well, at last.
04:35I've had to worry about every little detail to get this organised on time, which I haven't complained about.
04:40Maybe it'd be better if we just cancelled it.
04:42Canceled it?
04:43Well, seriously.
04:45If it's causing you so much stress.
04:47I'm hardly not coping with it, am I?
04:50And luckily for you, Tom Clarkson, I'm a very organised person.
04:54Cancel a wedding.
04:55Your brother's already in the air.
05:12Cheers.
05:13Cheers.
05:16Fairs!
05:17Ah, hey!
05:18And it over.
05:25Um, I think you'll find that belongs to him.
05:28I just need the furs.
05:30What's your problem, mate?
05:31I'm sure you take it.
05:32Tell him to pay up.
05:33You want to queue that man for your shop?
05:35Hand it over and pay up.
05:36This is mine.
05:37It'll tell you, isn't it, Stephen?
05:39Uh, ah.
05:40Isn't it, Stephen?
05:41It's Dante's.
05:42One, please.
05:43Did he hear me?
05:44He's got this boy's ticket.
05:45And the police might want to be involved in this.
05:48What?
05:48Theft and assault.
05:49There are plenty of witnesses.
05:51You saw this boy kick this other boy, didn't you?
05:54Well, what about you?
05:56See?
05:57We can go and shove it.
05:58I think not.
05:58Could you dial 999, please?
06:00Get off!
06:06Mika, will you have some toast?
06:07No, what I said.
06:08Wait, well, what about a banana?
06:11Mum.
06:11Choked up with some yoghurt.
06:13Mmm, lovely.
06:14He always nagging.
06:15No wonder Dad left.
06:17Yeah, he had nothing to do with his 23-year-old bimbo.
06:19Well, why can't he come back?
06:21Look, Mika, I'm sorry, but he doesn't want to.
06:24What?
06:25You're saying you'd let him if he did?
06:27Mika.
06:31Mum.
06:32Can I have half of next week's pocket money now?
06:35Forget it, Chloe.
06:36Oh, but I want to buy someone a present.
06:37I know who you want to spend your money on,
06:39and I wish you'd hurry up and grow out of him.
06:40Well, you don't have to fancy who I fancy, do you?
06:43I know, darling, but he's just not good enough for you.
06:46Come on, we've got to get going first, you things.
07:08You're a dead man, mister!
07:13I presume you're aware of what happens if he lies to the police.
07:19Problem?
07:20Ah, yes.
07:21Hello, officer.
07:22Theft and assault on this chap here.
07:24I've made a citizen's arrest.
07:26Oh, yeah?
07:27What, he's a liar, yeah?
07:28He assaulted me!
07:29That's not true, as it seems.
07:34Tell the truth.
07:36Let the lad speak for himself.
07:39Well, Dante kicked me.
07:42And then he stole my bus pass and all.
07:46Right.
07:48And you are?
07:50Dante Charles.
07:57This is the last time I'll have to introduce myself as Miss Dickey.
08:00Hey.
08:00To our new deputy headmaster.
08:02Well, maybe I'll just say I'm Lorna Clarkson, after all.
08:04I soon will be.
08:06Don't do that.
08:08What, you think it's bad luck?
08:09You're even more of a worrier than me.
08:11Look, Lorna...
08:12How's his fancy footwork coming along?
08:14No match for mine yet.
08:15I might have to marry you instead, Izzy.
08:17Don't worry.
08:18I'll slap him into shape.
08:19You.
08:20Lunchtime detention.
08:21Do you think we should invite the new deputy headmaster to the reception?
08:24Lorna.
08:24We're going to be seeing him every day for the next whatever.
08:26Just calm down, yeah?
08:27But, um, if he's good-looking and single, yes, please.
08:31Morning, Mr Clarkson.
08:35I'll catch you later.
08:39Listen, Lorna, we can't do this.
08:41I can't marry you.
08:43What?
08:43I mean it.
08:44I can't.
08:45It's not right.
08:46What?
08:47I'm sorry.
08:48I'm so sorry.
08:54How can a whole busload of kids simply disappear?
08:57It's like something out of bloody Dr Who.
08:59Mystery over.
09:07Oh, what's happenin'?
09:09Sir, Donnie Child's been arrested.
09:11It's...
09:12I think...
09:13Oh, my God.
09:15I think it's...
09:15I think it's...
09:22I think it's...
09:28I think it's...
09:40Or do we think it wasn't really anybody's fault?
09:44Because what went wrong was all down to fate.
09:51Like when Yarra Southgate missed that penalty.
09:55Mr Clarkson, could I have a quick word, please?
09:59Miss Dickie wants a quickie!
10:02All right.
10:05Discuss.
10:11You've got to tell me you're joking, Tom.
10:13We can't do this now.
10:14Four years we've been planning for this. You can't just suddenly cancel it.
10:17I'm just trying to do what's best for us.
10:20No, look, honestly.
10:22I just don't think things are going to work out for us anymore.
10:24It's because of me, isn't it?
10:26No.
10:26You think I've been turning into a wife.
10:28I'm not blaming you for anything.
10:30I've been so uptight trying to make everything so perfect.
10:33It's not just a wedding.
10:35Look, I promise you I'm just going to lighten up and enjoy it.
10:38When you care where your Uncle Reg is.
10:40All I care about is you and me being happy together.
10:43This is it?
10:45I can't make you happy anymore.
10:47Of course you can.
10:48You'll make me the happiest woman in the world.
10:52Well, look, it's over.
10:56Not just the relationship.
10:57The wedding.
10:59It's me.
11:03I'm not in love with you.
11:11Shit.
11:12Take down!
11:13Yes, I know who Dante Charles is.
11:15I just want you to know I'm going to play him alive when I get hold of him.
11:19Hello.
11:19It's Mr. Ramon-
11:21On the phone. And you are?
11:27Yes, we do care about the behaviour of our pupils.
11:31I think I'd better...
11:35Look, we're sorry about your bus schedule being interrupted.
11:39You'll just have to knock louder.
11:42We are not in a position to offer compensation.
11:45I don't think Mr. Rimmer's going to take too kindly to you listening in on his private conversations.
11:52Yes, who is it?
11:55Why don't you get the bloody parents to pay, then? They're the ones who brought them up.
12:00You can't be serious. Look, from what I understand, this was a minor incident.
12:04It's been blown out of all proportion by some daft, have-a-go hero.
12:07Oh, headmaster.
12:10Do what you want, then.
12:14Joker. Trying to tell me they're not going to bus our children to school.
12:17I'm sorry about being late.
12:18Yeah, you know, I brought you here to set an example. And on your first day...
12:23The, uh, have-a-go hero.
12:27You're winding me up, aren't you?
12:29I witnessed a crime. And I felt duty-bound to intervene.
12:33Your duty is to this school and to this headmaster.
12:36Haven't we also got a duty to the pupils?
12:38I mean, to, uh, face them with the consequences of their actions.
12:41Listen, Andrew, this school is bang-slap in the middle of Hootlandland.
12:46It may not suit the educational psychologist to say it, but it's a hard fact.
12:52Making a bus ticket, well, it's...
12:54Acceptable.
12:55It's not worth giving me a bloody headache over.
13:00Jack Rimmer.
13:03Oh, great. The Rochdale Gazette.
13:08Yes, I am aware of the incident.
13:12Yeah, of course we have an anti-bullying strategy.
13:14Police have got an anti-crime strategy.
13:16It doesn't stop it happening.
13:18I am not being complexed.
13:25I am not being complexed.
13:42Mr. Barshan, Andrew Treneman.
13:44Sorry you had to take my class.
13:47That was good timing.
13:55Yep.
13:56Indeed.
14:10It's a long way to come.
14:16The look of the look of the looking machine.
14:19Saturday night's coming in dreams.
14:22Now, why do you want to go and put stars in their eyes?
14:25It's the same old story where they just didn't realize.
14:29And it's a long way to come.
14:32The five of their jobs are in the teens.
14:34The Saturday night's driving dreams.
14:41Hi.
14:43Um, I just thought I'd introduce myself.
14:45Kim Campbell, head of pastoral care.
14:48Welcome to Waterloo Road Comp.
14:49Glad to be here.
14:51So, a bit different from your old school?
14:53Just a bit.
14:54Yes.
14:56I think you'll find that the children here don't really like being regimented.
15:00They must be different from all the other children I've taught, then.
15:04Yeah, it might be a little bit of a shock.
15:06But, you know, don't let me put you off.
15:09You go right ahead and, er...
15:13Okay.
15:25I went, I'm coming after you, mate.
15:27He was sweating himself.
15:29What's your old man gonna say?
15:32Reckon I'll be well wound up, man.
15:34And what I do mean proper...
15:38Hey, let's see what it feels like.
15:47You.
15:50Not too.
16:00Together till death.
16:08Are you trying to take advantage of me?
16:10Because I'm drunk.
16:12Mm-hmm.
16:15Okay.
16:23Are you telling me there's somebody else?
16:29Tell me.
16:31Is there somebody else?
16:33You liar!
16:34Tell me.
16:36Is there somebody else?
16:37No.
16:38About lunchtime.
16:40We'll have to do it in the art room.
16:41The gym's got the chairs out.
16:46Lona?
16:55You can't mean it, Lona.
16:57It doesn't make any sense.
17:00You think he's got someone else?
17:01No.
17:02I think he's totally committed to you.
17:04It was just last minute and I left his girl.
17:06There's got to be something else, Lona.
17:08There's got to be something that he's not telling you.
17:12Oh, my God, is he?
17:13What?
17:14It couldn't be cancer, could it?
17:16What?
17:17Oh, he's his father had prostate cancer last year.
17:21Tom thought it might be hereditary.
17:22Come on.
17:23Surely if he'd got cancer, he would have told you that.
17:27Look, look.
17:27Go on home and I'll get somebody to cover your class.
17:30I want to talk to him, is he?
17:31Of course I will.
17:34I'll kill myself.
17:35I didn't lose me.
17:36Lona, I'll talk to him and find out what's going on.
17:39I promise.
17:39Come on.
17:40Oh, God.
17:43Oh, God.
17:46Outside.
17:47What?
17:49Outside, please.
17:51Outside.
17:57I want an orderly cue formed here, please.
18:02My name is Mr. Trennaman and I'm your new deputy head.
18:07I'm also here to help teach you English.
18:10Who is Sarah Gilbert?
18:12Down the front there, please.
18:15Kelly Cathcart.
18:17Down the front, the other side, please.
18:19Sir, my name's Stacey Walsh and me and Kelly always sit together.
18:23Yes, you always get great ease together, too.
18:25Third desk on the right, please.
18:28Kevin Hogan.
18:29Get back left, please.
18:31Nadia Adamson.
18:32Yes, sir.
18:33Second desk in the middle.
18:35Mark Hines.
18:36Anthony Hedges.
18:37Louise Pallet.
18:39Louise Pallet.
18:40Ben Crossley.
18:42Third desk on the right, please.
18:45You.
18:47Right at the front.
18:53This is what a crap, man.
18:55Oh, dear.
18:57My first detention.
18:58What?
18:59A detention just to say in crap?
19:02You're speaking when I haven't asked you to.
19:04That's a hard and fast rule of mine.
19:06If you want to say something, you put up your hand.
19:09Other than that, I expect silence.
19:11You'll use your lunchtime today to catch up on your spelling.
19:14No way, man.
19:15I've just broken my rule again.
19:17Tomorrow we'll do some comprehension.
19:18This isn't fair yet.
19:19You're picking on me.
19:20Gosh, we are going to be seeing a lot of each other.
19:22If I were you, I'd want to keep at least one lunch break free this week.
19:31I'm sorry Dante's interrupted your lesson.
19:34I hate to think of your parents' hard-earned taxes going to waste.
19:37So, let's get on, shall we?
19:47Okay, ladies and gentlemen, exercise books out, please.
20:13Dad, there's this new teacher and he's picking on me.
20:16You really are a pest, Charles.
20:17You can have this back on Friday.
20:18Are we speaking to me, Dad?
20:20I don't care who you're speaking to and in the future will you please ask your dad not to call
20:23during my clothes.
20:28If we hadn't been gazumped, we'd be enrolling our daughter in Kingsbury College this morning.
20:33Ah, well, you'd be pleased to hear that we've just poached their head of English for my new deputy, Andrew
20:38Treneman.
20:38Yes, we know.
20:40It's the only reason Nicholas persuaded me to give you a trial.
20:44Well, we'll be delighted to offer Lucy a place here, Mrs. Seymour.
20:47Of course, we totally believe in the comprehensive system.
20:51So many people do, Mr. Seymour.
20:53And then they move house to avoid it.
20:55Are they fine, God?
20:59We know we're just as guilty as the next, but how can we condemn our daughter to this?
21:0452% haven't reached a satisfactory level in basic reading skills.
21:08Oh, it was 55 last year, wasn't it?
21:11I'm sure Lucy's got no worries there.
21:13I mean, the great thing about coming to a comprehensive is she's going to see another side of life.
21:17And it's the greatest prep going for Oxbridge these days, so I hear.
21:21Anyway, let me show you around.
21:23I'm sure that Mr. Treneman will be keen to make your acquaintance.
21:47I think that Scout's scared would be Bradley at first because he's so different to her and Jen.
21:52And she doesn't properly understand.
21:53Oi!
21:55My son wants his mobile back.
21:57Excuse me?
21:58Yeah, I'm going to give it in.
22:00Get out of my class.
22:01Just give my son his mobile back.
22:03That's not going to happen.
22:04It isn't a request.
22:08Can I have your attention, class?
22:11This is what's known as a thug.
22:13You what?
22:14Yeah.
22:20Now you know why his son is a bully and a thief.
22:24He's not a...
22:25Go on!
22:26Go on!
22:26Go on!
22:32Certainly well equipped with computers.
22:34Yeah, one in every classroom soon.
22:36And electronic whiteboards.
22:38Private sectors are lagging behind us there.
22:40See?
22:40Government's kept some of its promises.
22:42Maybe this place isn't so bad.
22:44And Kingsbury don't have them.
22:46I think you'll find they're missing their head of English, too.
22:50Why don't I get Mr. Treneman to come out and chat to you?
22:53Ah, Miss Haydock.
22:55Would you like to show our guests around your new language lab?
22:59Maybe Lucy likes to try on your headphones.
23:01Of course, Headmaster.
23:02Perhaps you'd like a go.
23:03It's a lot of fun.
23:05What's going on in there?
23:06Forget it, Nick.
23:07You're going to have to try somewhere else.
23:08Look, there's really no name.
23:09Just a shout out.
23:10Mr. Treneman.
23:26Oh, how's Lorna?
23:29Hey.
23:29Somebody said she'd had to go home.
23:31Another of them eat grapes?
23:32Oh, right.
23:35Thanks.
23:37Right, well, I hope she feels better soon.
23:59What are you laughing at?
24:11He's going to come in useful after all.
24:16Yes, police, please.
24:21Stupid prat, man.
24:23He made a right arse of himself, haven't he?
24:24Been brilliant to have seen it.
24:26Suppose he goes down for it?
24:28Nah, your dad'll do him if he presses charges.
24:30Look, I'd better go.
24:31Just tell the snobby get to get lost.
24:34Oh, yeah.
24:35Get another load of detention.
24:36Bothered?
24:37Do you want me to come and tell him?
24:38Nah, see if he's chucked my dad in the nick.
24:40I'll slit his throat for him.
24:49Snooty little sod didn't even have an apology for me.
24:53The job should have been yours, mate.
24:54He's not too late.
24:55Hmm.
24:57Treneman's welcome to him.
24:58So long as he doesn't go double in my workload.
25:02If you ask me, we need to recruit a division of the paras if they want us to drill anything
25:07into those little brickheads.
25:09Yeah.
25:10Tom.
25:11Hiya, Grantley.
25:12We need a chat.
25:14Can I have a pint of lager, please?
25:15Another for me, mate, please.
25:17Grantley?
25:18Mm-mm.
25:19I'm off to lose a tenner.
25:23Have you got cancer?
25:24What?
25:25Just have you, Tom, or not?
25:27No, of course I haven't.
25:29Have you got any ulcer disease or medical problem?
25:31Not that I'm aware of.
25:34Well, then you've definitely got somebody else, haven't you?
25:37Come on, Tom, don't muck about.
25:39Since when does a bloke blow out a whole relationship and a shared mortgage to go and cope on his
25:43own?
25:44I haven't got somebody else.
25:45Then why the hell can't you marry Lorna?
25:47I told her why.
25:49Well, then you'd better sit down and tell me.
25:51Because this is not stacking up.
25:58Stupid.
26:05Sergeant Hendy.
26:07That's all I need.
26:09Make a habit of this, do you?
26:10I'd rather leave it to you chaps.
26:13Dear, oh dear, Clarence.
26:15I've been throwing your weight around again.
26:17Three times he punched my colleague here, in front of a classroom of 16-year-olds.
26:21That right?
26:23Oh, by the way, you do not have to say anything.
26:25But anything you do say...
26:26No, don't bother.
26:27I'm guilty.
26:27I hit him.
26:28He's a tosser.
26:30I confess, all right?
26:31Not surprising, given there were 30 witnesses.
26:34Well, that was easy.
26:36Take him down the station and charge him.
26:38Get off.
26:39Get off.
26:40With his previous, you won't be seeing him again this side of 2010.
26:45Good.
26:47Um, I'd better be getting back to my classroom.
26:51I got Dante Charles in detention.
26:52Great.
26:53More hassle.
26:54Sorry?
26:54I must have been off my truck recruiting you.
26:57You've only been here half a day.
26:58That's the second time you've had the police round.
27:00I'm sorry?
27:00I had two reject parents from your Kingsbury College in this morning.
27:04This close to their daughter giving us a boost up the league table.
27:08Until they heard the rumpus coming from your classroom.
27:10You lost them.
27:11No, you lost them.
27:14Are you trying to sabotage me?
27:16I'm trying to help you establish zero tolerance of bad behaviour.
27:20That's how you'll attract more middle class parents, by laying down some rules and damn
27:23well sticking to them.
27:25Which is what I'm off to do.
27:26You carry on like this, you're going to have a punch-up every week.
27:29That's what it takes.
27:32I've got a stomach for it.
27:34But if every decision I take is going to be undermined by the very person who should
27:37be giving me his support...
27:42Look, Izzy, this is none of your business.
27:43It's between me and Lorna.
27:45I've just had to try and talk her out of killing herself.
27:48I'm supposed to be a bridesmaid on Saturday.
27:50I've been involved in every sudden detail of your wedding from day one.
27:56Sorry?
27:57You don't just suddenly tell the woman you're going to marry that you're not in love with
28:00her anymore.
28:00What the hell else do you do?
28:02Lie and go ahead with it?
28:03Well, you're obviously lying about something here.
28:07I thought I loved her, didn't I?
28:09What?
28:09And then suddenly this morning you realised you didn't?
28:12No, no, no, just...
28:13Right.
28:15It's obviously myself I've been lying to.
28:17I feel sick about it.
28:21If you'd been having second thoughts, you should have said something to Lorna straight off.
28:29I'm just trying to do the right thing by now.
28:34I hope one day she'll be glad about it.
28:36Get real.
28:42There is someone else, isn't there?
28:47Fine.
28:50You want to make me say it?
28:53Yeah, there is.
28:54Oh, Jesus, Tom.
28:55No, I knew it.
28:59Who is it?
29:04Well, if you're so bloody clever, you should be able to work it out, shouldn't you?
29:09Work out what?
29:09Ha!
29:25Nothing lasts forever.
29:27So sad, delicious, you love.
29:31Put the grace, essentially.
29:52Is he? Is he awake?
29:54Shut off, Tom.
29:55What? You said I should have talked about it.
29:57You're going to talk to Lorna.
29:58Look, please, I can't leave it like this.
30:01Well, I can. Just don't you ever tell Lorna what you've just told me.
30:05It's the truth. I love you.
30:09Rubbish.
30:10I want you to tell me the truth now.
30:12Tell me what you really feel about me.
30:16Don't you dare think of blaming any of this on me.
30:27Andrew, can I have a quick word?
30:40I'd rather you didn't use my first name in front of the pupils.
30:44What state secret is it?
30:45Perhaps you haven't heard of the old English proverb, familiarity breeds contempt.
30:50No, no, you got me there.
30:53Maybe I should have gone to a posh school like yours, eh?
30:54Whatever advantages I've had, I'm trying to share them with these kids.
30:58I'm beginning to understand why you got a punch in the mouth.
31:01Wait a minute.
31:02Look, I haven't got time to discuss your hangups.
31:04I need to speak to Dante.
31:05I've had a social worker on and he's going to have to go into care tonight.
31:09Cracky.
31:10Why?
31:12Because his father's in a police cell.
31:15He's a single parent of the mother walked out four years ago.
31:19He's brought his son up on his own.
31:21Oh.
31:23Did you not think of the consequences before you decided to confront him?
31:26He assaulted me.
31:28What is it about this place?
31:29You've lost sight of what's right and wrong.
31:31Excuse me, I'm not going to be lectured out.
31:32You've got a school full of kids.
31:34You know they can create hell and get away with it.
31:35Thanks to teachers like you explaining it away.
31:38Have you any idea what we're dealing with at Waterloo Road?
31:4370% of our kids are from single parent homes.
31:46Doesn't mean they shouldn't behave themselves.
31:48No, it doesn't.
31:48It causes difficulties.
31:5122 of our kids are on ASBOs.
31:54God knows what percentage you're on drugs.
31:55We've got the highest underage pregnancy rate in the whole country.
31:59Basically, we're talking poverty.
32:00If you lower your expectations of what poor kids can achieve, they're going to stay poor.
32:04Yeah, and meanwhile, in the real world, we've got a kid about to go into care because of your back
32:08-to-basics rubbish.
32:10Oh, another statistic for you.
32:13Over 50% of kids in care end up in prison, so well done, Andrew.
32:17Made such a difference already.
32:21Kim.
32:24Obviously, I don't want the boy put into care.
32:39Hi, er, we're looking for Clarence Charles.
32:41Are you his lawyer?
32:42Er, no.
32:43I'm his son's pastoral care teacher.
32:44Kim Campbell.
32:45Er, this is Mr Treneman.
32:47The victim of his assault.
32:48Can we speak to him?
32:50He's not the chatty type.
32:51We've got a proposition that he'll want to listen to.
32:57Mr Treneman.
32:57Mr Treneman, what are you doing in it?
33:00Oh.
33:01I suggest you sit down, keep your trap shut, and your ears open, Charles.
33:06We're both here for your son's benefit.
33:10He's a thief.
33:11Have you ever had to confiscate anything from Dante, Mr Charles?
33:15Presumably as a punishment for something?
33:17Yeah, sometimes.
33:18Right, well, while your child is at our school, we treat him like our own child.
33:24Yeah, we care for him, and like a parent.
33:27Sometimes we have to discipline them.
33:30Do you think he should have been using his mobile phone in the class?
33:33He had his reasons.
33:35And so do 29 other pupils, which is why nobody is allowed to use their phone.
33:41Surely you can see that?
33:42He told me, a thug.
33:44That's how you behaved.
33:46What do you call someone who punches people in the face for no good reason?
33:50Look, I'm not proud of what I've done right.
33:52I lost it.
33:53But if my boy asked me for backup...
33:55You need anger management classes, Mr Charles.
33:57Yeah, and I'm gonna get him inside, aren't I?
34:00And while you're inside, your son is gonna be bedding down in a local authority home.
34:10Look, I'm prepared to give you a second chance.
34:14Drop all charges, if you're prepared to cooperate.
34:24Today there was a very serious assault on a member of my staff.
34:30The man who assaulted him would like to say something.
34:42My name is Clarence Charles.
34:45I want to apologise to Mr Treneman and anybody in this class for my assault on him this morning.
34:53I was out of order.
34:55And he could have got me sent to prison.
34:57And my son, Dante, put into care.
35:01So I'm very lucky to be let off.
35:05Because it's not worth it for a stupid mobile.
35:08Which shouldn't be used in lessons.
35:11Right son?
35:13And I'll see he doesn't do it again, Mr Rimmer.
35:16I'll give you my word.
35:23Just so you know, this is now a zero tolerance school for violence against teachers.
35:30There's a big sign going up outside the gates.
35:33We always prosecute violent parents.
35:36And we will exclude any pupil whose parents assault my staff.
35:44So go home and tell your mums and dads.
35:46I'm not having it.
35:52Teachers, dismiss your tutor groups.
35:59Thanks for saving the day, Kim.
36:02I suppose I should thank you too.
36:05If you want to.
36:07Oh God, you're tricky.
36:12Come on son, let's get something to eat.
36:14Got a lot to talk about, yeah?
36:15You what?
36:17Just disrespected me in front of the old school.
36:19Ain't going nowhere, will you?
36:41Hello.
36:43Is?
36:44It's me.
36:45Did you speak to Tom?
36:47Yeah, er, Lorna.
36:49Can I ring you back?
36:50I'm driving.
36:51Sorry.
36:55Get out.
36:56Don't sleep, please.
36:57Just listen to me.
36:59Hurry up.
37:02I've been fighting these feelings for months.
37:04Honest.
37:05But it's not a daft crush.
37:07You're the point of my day.
37:10I've tried to get you out of my head.
37:11Well, try harder.
37:13Well, that's all you've got to say.
37:15What do you want me to say?
37:17Move in?
37:18I want to know what you want in your life, Izzy.
37:22Because I don't think I've cooked up these feelings all by myself.
37:25You know, it's almost funny.
37:27You don't know the first thing about my life.
37:29In fact, I don't have a bloody life.
37:31I've got a job and two kids and that's all I can cope with.
37:34So why don't you take your feelings away from me and give them back to Lorna?
37:39Now go.
37:42Okay.
37:44Night, girls.
37:46Night, Izzy.
37:52What do you want?
37:54Nothing.
37:55Why is he sat in our car then?
37:58It's none of your business.
37:59Have you two had an argument?
38:02Mum.
38:03Mum!
38:05I'm talking to you!
38:06Well, I'm not talking to you.
38:15Mum, are you going to make us something?
38:18Er, yeah, just a minute.
38:29Tom, bloody Tom.
38:34PHONE RINGS
38:43Is?
38:45Is?
38:45Is, I'm really sorry to bother you again, but I have to know, did you speak to Tom?
38:51Yeah, I did.
38:52Yeah, I did.
38:54And you're going to have to promise me that you won't tell Tom what I'm going to tell you.
38:59I think he's just worried that he's lost the old you.
39:01Is that what he said?
39:04Yeah.
39:06Thanks, Izzy.
39:22Lona?
39:29Lona?
39:52Come here.
39:57I just want to prove to you that being married doesn't mean not so much.
40:00You're not sexy.
40:01Doc, what I said today...
40:03Yeah, I know I've been a little hung up lately, but not anymore, I promise.
40:07I don't do. This is a good idea.
40:09Your foxy lady's back and she wants her now.
40:12I've still got some marking to do.
40:13You're nearly as bad as me.
40:15Come on, Tiger.
40:23You see?
40:25You do still love me.
40:34I need a shower.
40:55Izzy.
40:56It's me.
40:59I need to hear you tell me one more time just to be sure.
41:03Is there any chance for me with you?
41:05Any chance at all?
41:13Hello?
41:17Is this clear enough for you, Tom?
41:20You've got no chance.
41:21Truth is...
41:24I just don't want to hear you.
41:48Truth is...
41:51Thank you, Tom.
41:53Thank you, Tom.
41:55Thank you, Tom.
41:57Thank you, Tom.
41:59To my big brother, Ian, for coming all the way over from Sydney, Australia, to be the best man.
42:05And...
42:06To my nieces, Katie and Sarah, for being such beautiful bridesmaids.
42:12And, erm...
42:13For all her hard work and unstinting support.
42:16The best woman and our best friend, Izzy.
42:23Only she knows how much Lorna and I owe her for helping us be here today.
42:29Yeah.
42:30She's been our rock.
42:33And, er...
42:36Well, she knows.
42:37So, ladies and gentlemen, if you'll join me in raising your glasses.
42:41To the best man and the bridesmaids.
42:44The best man and the bridesmaids.
43:14She's all been at this wedding.
43:16Your mum said you didn't want to go.
43:18Didn't want to go, cos she wouldn't go with you.
43:21Can't stop me taking you out for treats, though, eh?
43:23We'll still have a good time.
43:25When?
43:26I'll fix something up.
43:28Why don't you go back to Shelley, Dad?
43:30I don't think so.
43:32Well, why don't we all go back to Dad's?
43:34Don't be daft.
43:36We're fine as we are here.
43:38We are.
43:40Flip's sake.
43:40Meek is 16.
43:42She could join the army and get killed in Iraq.
43:45Oh, thanks.
43:46You reckon your mother wouldn't mind?
43:48Only watching telly.
43:50I'll have to check with her first.
43:52Who cares what she says?
43:54Hey.
43:55I mind you, she'd probably accuse me of spoiling her evening.
43:59I'll just see where Shelley's at.
44:04Go to the room.
44:07I first met Lorna when we were students.
44:10She found me crying my eyes out in the Union Lowe's
44:12because I'd had my handbag stolen
44:14and all I wanted to do was walk under a bus.
44:17But Lorna said it might be better
44:19if I reported the theft, cancelled my credit cards,
44:21applied for an emergency subsistence grant
44:23and let her buy me a drink.
44:26Well, that's my idea of a true friend.
44:29And so is my other best mate there, Tom.
44:32In fact, I'd say he was the perfect man.
44:36If only he'd give up Man City and support Newcastle.
44:42Anyway, they're perfect together.
44:45So, to Lorna and Tom.
44:49To Lorna and Tom.
45:12I would take the stars out of the sky for you.
45:17Stop the rain from falling if you ask me.
45:20Oh, don't they make a lovely couple?
45:24Yeah, great.
45:26I reckon we will too.
45:28Don't you, Jack?
45:30Huh?
45:31Well, I'm gonna be getting you on that dance floor,
45:34don't you worry.
45:35And no wriggling out.
45:36I'm gonna be so loud the way to make you see.
45:41If it takes my heart and soul,
45:43you know I've made a nothing.
45:46Everything that I could say,
45:47I'd gladly sacrifice.
45:50All of you to me are everything,
45:52the sweetest song that I could sing for our baby.
45:56You be in bed,
45:58not late at 11.30, right?
46:00Yeah, save us, Dad.
46:05Now, I think I might go to bed now.
46:07See you soon.
46:08See you, Dad.
46:13Lock the door.
46:17It's done.
46:18Night-night, babe.
46:19Night.
46:36I'm free.
46:38Finally.
46:39Great.
46:40I'll see you in tempe.
47:00I'm free.
47:01Great.
47:05May I have the honour?
47:07Oh, can you not just drop the upper-class twit hats for one second?
47:11Technically, I'm middle-class.
47:13My dad's a dentist.
47:15Twit obviously can't be helped.
47:20Come on, sit down.
47:22Have a drink.
47:23Tell me something else I don't know about you.
47:26Well, er,
47:28did VSO in Rwanda.
47:30That must score a merit in your books.
47:34From Rwanda to Waterloo Road.
47:36You like a challenge, don't you?
47:38Actually,
47:39I'd much rather everyone just do things my way.
47:42Oh, I don't intend on giving you an easy life.
47:45I gathered that.
47:48Would you fancy a twirl, Kim?
47:51Oh, all right.
47:53Ta.
48:01You've been so brilliant, Izzy.
48:02Oh, shh.
48:03No, you have.
48:04He wouldn't even be here today if it wasn't for you.
48:06Oh, come on.
48:07Tom would have come to his own senses.
48:09Anyway, he did.
48:11And that's what matters.
48:12Talk about scary, though.
48:14I should have expected him to do a last-minute wobbly on me, though, shouldn't I?
48:17Do you remember his 25th? He wouldn't even let me send out invites.
48:20It's like he's allergic to even saying a word tomorrow.
48:23Well, he signed up for it today.
48:27Look, um, I better go and check on Jimmy and the girls.
48:37Jimmy, is everything okay?
48:40What?
48:42Wait a minute, I can't hear what you're saying. What?
48:46What do you mean you've gone home?
48:52And here's one to get you all in the romantic mood.
48:55Ooh!
48:58I've had it off for me, Saylor.
48:59No, I haven't.
49:01Come here, just like I said.
49:07Though it's breaking every rule out of lane.
49:12My racing heart.
49:19Yeah, I'm coming!
49:26Tell Mum, I've gone to bed.
49:28You've had it, Chloe.
49:30Yeah, yeah.
49:32Hurry up, Chloe, come on.
49:37You're looking fine, girl.
49:39Yeah.
49:39Come on, Chloe.
49:40What are you waiting for?
49:42Carriage awaits my lady.
49:45You alright?
49:46Yo, yo, yo!
49:47Fasten your seatbelts, man!
49:48It's time to party!
49:49Woo!
49:55Is he?
50:03I thought you'd quit the facts.
50:05Oh, well, I lied, didn't I?
50:11What's up?
50:13Just the usual.
50:15Jimmy.
50:16I've got to get back to the girls.
50:17I've called a cab.
50:20Like I told you, my mess of a life.
50:25Anything I can do for you, is it?
50:28Any time.
50:35What I said today...
50:39about you and Lorna...
50:43I meant it.
50:45I just want you both to be really happy.
50:51and all that.
50:54And I'm really going to try and make it work.
50:57Well, you'd better hurt us.
51:02I want you so long for me.
51:04Please.
51:04Please.
51:04Please.
51:21Wait.
51:25Hold that cab.
51:28Miss Redbuff, can you drop this head off on your way home?
51:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, OK.
51:38Good night.
52:03Oh, you're looking sexy tonight, girl.
52:05Turn the music up, man.
52:06Come on, turn it up.
52:07All right, chill, chill.
52:09Oh, this song is well good.
52:11Is that loud enough?
52:12Come on, come on.
52:15There you go.
52:17You want to talk to me!
52:19But see, the problem with you is that you don't even think you've got a problem.
52:24Education isn't a science.
52:25You can't just bump X and Y together and get Z.
52:29All children are different.
52:31Are they so different?
52:32I like to emphasise what makes them the same.
52:34Oh, you can't!
52:35Sorry, Andrew.
52:37Yes?
52:38Are you sober?
52:40Yes, why?
52:41Well, I'm not.
52:42I've just had a call from the cops.
52:44There's been some incident at the school.
52:55Hey, Chloe, are you drinking tonight?
52:57Hell yeah.
52:58I don't care, man.
53:00Hey, Chloe, come in the front.
53:02What are you doing?
53:05You all right?
53:07Yeah.
53:08Getting through.
53:11Oh my God, Chloe, what are you doing?
53:15Whoa, look out!
53:19Whoa!
53:20Whoa!
53:20Whoa!
53:20Whoa!
53:22Whoa!
53:22Ha ha ha!
53:24Police said it were three teenagers from the estate.
53:31Every blasted thing they could swing a hammer at.
53:34Pretty purposeful.
53:39Izzy's Year 8's worked on this for weeks.
53:43You see what we're up against now?
53:47This is the aggro we have to deal with.
53:49Day in, day out.
53:52Just fill in another insurance claim.
53:54That's all you can do.
53:57I've got to get my hands on the little scumbags now!
54:00I've had it up to here with them!
54:06Come on.
54:06Look around you!
54:08It's too late!
54:10All you can do is pick up the pieces!
54:13What, so we just write them off, do we?
54:15You've got no idea, have you?
54:17Listen to yourself.
54:19If you really don't believe that we can make a difference, resign.
54:23Walk away.
54:25Let them rot.
54:27What?
54:29What is it with you?
54:30Why are you doing this?
54:32Well, it's not for the money.
54:34Why?
54:36Because...
54:38This is the career I chose.
54:42And...
54:43Kids like these have most need of good teachers.
54:48Teachers who don't underestimate them.
54:53There's plenty of proof it's possible to turn schools like this around.
55:01You don't know what it's like to stand in front of a class every day and to know that not
55:07one child, and I mean not one, will even reach grade E.
55:13Well, let's make that our first task.
55:18One grade E at Key Stage 4.
55:24It's an improvement, isn't it?
55:28We could be really ambitious and make it a D.
55:41Our school could be closed by the end of the year anyway.
55:46So we have a deal.
55:51I can't make deals without a drink in my hand.
56:10Wee!
56:11We have too much to drink!
56:13I can't hear you very much, what you're saying!
56:17Yes!
56:19I can't hear you.
56:21I can't hear you.
56:24I can't hear you.
56:24I can't hear you.
56:25I can't hear you.
56:29I can't hear you.
56:29I can't hear you.
56:30What are you doing in there?
56:37Having a fight?
56:39Broke a glass and knocked the bin. Sorry.
56:43Oh, it's just as well I'm not waiting to lose my virginity tonight.
56:48Blame Grantley Budgen.
56:50No wonder his wife eats for two. All he does is drink.
56:54It's funny you should say that.
56:58Because somebody else is eating for two now.
57:04Nobody can say that's why we got married, can they?
57:07She couldn't have been forced by a fact she didn't know about.
57:11That's why I made myself wait until tonight.
57:14So I knew you really wanted to marry me.
57:19What are you saying?
57:23I'm pregnant.
57:27You're going to be your father, Tom.
57:34I don't want some punky rules, but you want my twin brother.
57:39I just want my brother back.
57:41Oh, you snidey cow.
57:43You don't talk to her like that.
57:44I don't talk to her.
57:45Oh, I want to.
57:48Feeling naughty, Miss Haydock.
57:50Yeah!
57:51I don't want some punky rules.
57:52Me.