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00:13Tenner, please.
00:14Tenner?
00:15As if Ginny's, you know I don't have a job.
00:17Yeah, well, I don't think you're sitting in your knickers all day watching Jezza Kyle's
00:19about to get you on, do you?
00:21Oh, are you?
00:22I am.
00:26Who the hell drinks their mouth, Paul?
00:28What are you money for?
00:29It's knocked off, innit?
00:30Yeah.
00:30Well, I want decent food considering you getting into the sickest party of the year.
00:34At no cost.
00:34I live here.
00:35You can't charge me.
00:40Dan, I need your advice about Alicia.
00:43Oh, yeah.
00:45I can't believe Ginny's is charging ten quid to get into her house.
00:49So?
00:51That's ten quid, innit?
00:52So?
00:55I lost my job again.
00:56That's twice in two weeks, bro.
00:58What happened this time?
01:00The manager said I was scaring away the customers.
01:04Ah.
01:05Hey, I wonder if Michaela would be here.
01:07What's Michaela to you, lad?
01:10Nothing.
01:12We've not seen her in ages, have we?
01:13Right.
01:14Okay.
01:25Don't worry, sweetheart.
01:27Mummy's sorting it.
01:36We've been getting on great and I was kind of hoping that she would move in with me.
01:40Here?
01:41With Ginny's Bryant running things?
01:43Yeah, I know it's not the best set up, but at least we'd be together, won't we?
01:47Oh, Paul.
01:49I didn't know you were so romantic.
01:52So do you think you should ask her?
01:54Yeah.
01:54Why not?
01:55I mean, anything is better than living with her mum.
01:58Oh, yeah.
02:01Ew.
02:02You look awful.
02:03Go get changed before anyone sees you.
02:04I thought a woman likes a man in uniform.
02:06Not when it says Mayfeld supermarket on it.
02:09Soon to be a soldiers though, eh?
02:10Have you done the application?
02:12Erm, no.
02:14Not quite.
02:15Paul, you said you'd finish it last night.
02:17I know.
02:18I got caught up in some chat.
02:19I'll post it tomorrow.
02:20I promise.
02:21Go get changed, yeah?
02:22Yeah.
02:24He's really starting to annoy me.
02:41Hi, Paul.
02:42Ah, looking good.
02:45The whole thing.
02:49Your radio show is like the one thing keeping me saying.
02:52You should tell that to the feds, man.
02:54They're always on my back in it, trying to shut me down.
02:56I tell them I'm providing a community service.
03:02Michaela, you look, erm...
03:07Bolton's smiley, lost for words.
03:08I never thought I'd see the day.
03:10You look nice.
03:11So do you.
03:13I've been tuning in to your radio show.
03:15Pretty impressive.
03:16I always knew you'd do good.
03:26I know what you're thinking.
03:27Tom Cruise in cocktail.
03:30Yeah?
03:31Watch this.
03:32Yeah.
03:44Obviously not a Tom Cruise fan.
03:47Dan?
03:47What have you been up to since you left Whatley Road?
03:49Hitting the big time, like our Bolton Air.
03:51Erm, I'm in between jabs right now.
03:54Ah, when did you get here?
03:55Oh, hi!
03:56Erm, I just arrived.
03:58I got a cab from the airport.
03:59Oh, hi!
03:59Are you OK?
04:00Airport?
04:01Er, yeah.
04:02I'm an air stewardess.
04:03Ah, trolly dolly.
04:04Like it.
04:05Don't you mean a waitress in the sky?
04:07I'm in charge of everybody's safety, actually.
04:09That is gorgeous.
04:11Must have cost you a fortune.
04:13I'm starting me own business, hair and beauty.
04:15Oh, good for you, Lee.
04:16Me and you should catch up.
04:17Michaela!
04:18Oh, I feel it.
04:19How you doing?
04:20Er, not so good, actually.
04:22Typically.
04:23Do you mind, Phil?
04:23We're chatting here.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Move.
04:27What?
04:27Get off the couch, man!
04:35Ow!
04:37You've done good, Mick.
04:38Getting yourself a classy job.
04:40Seems surprised.
04:41Oh, come on.
04:42You were the gobbiest girl in the school.
04:44Yeah, well, you grow up, don't you?
04:45I mean, I can't imagine the teachers of Walkley Road
04:48would have thought you'd have been a success.
04:49I'm just a pirate radio DJ.
04:54Well, here's to us two.
05:00Actually, I've, erm, just been offered a new job.
05:04In Dubai.
05:05Wow!
05:06Impressive.
05:07You're gonna take it?
05:08Yeah, why not?
05:08I mean, the pay's great.
05:10I get free apartments, swimming pool, gym, the lot.
05:13Sounds like you've made it.
05:14Yeah, well, anything to get away from Rochdale.
05:16This place is such a dive.
05:18Tell me about it.
05:19It's not exactly the place for an off-and-coming rapper, is it?
05:22Then what are you still doing there?
05:24Can't afford London rates.
05:27You know, the club scene in Dubai is massive.
05:30The DJs get paid a fortune.
05:32Yeah.
05:32Yeah, most of them are so famous.
05:34Big celebrities.
05:35It'd be a great place to kickstart your career.
05:39Can you believe her?
05:40She disappears for months
05:41and then just expects to come back into his arms?
05:43We went out for ages at school.
05:44They've probably got loads to catch up on.
05:47There's a ball in there.
05:48Autumn's always had a thing for Michaela.
05:50Just like me and you, Lisa.
05:52Erm, should we get ourselves another drink?
05:55Could you just give us a minute?
06:00This is great, innit?
06:02What?
06:03Well, the Waterloo Road lot back together again just like old times.
06:06I just feel dead happy, you know?
06:08Right.
06:10What did you want to talk about?
06:12Well, the reason I'm happy is because we're happy, you know?
06:17And I was wondering if you wanted to move in with me.
06:21Here.
06:23You want me to move into Janice's spare room with you?
06:26Yeah.
06:29Where do I sign up?
06:34I never thought about moving abroad.
06:37Well, why not?
06:38It's warm all year round.
06:40Everyone's got money.
06:41You'd love that lifestyle.
06:42I think it would really suit you.
06:44Well, it definitely sounds like my kind of show.
06:47Reckon you might have sold it to me.
06:48Especially if you're going to be there.
06:50You mean it?
06:51Yeah, I'd defo think about it.
06:53But like I said, there's not much round here, is there?
06:57Well, I know it might sound daft, but how it works is if you come over as my husband, then
07:03I'd be able to get you a visa so you could live and work there dead easy.
07:07What, like pretend we're married?
07:10Well, no, we would actually need a certificate proving we were married, but it would just save a lot of
07:14hassle getting in.
07:16You're joking, right?
07:17No, I just mean it might take you ages if you want to go on your own. You know what
07:21all that official stuff's like.
07:22Sorry, no way.
07:23Look, Bolton, just listen a minute. It's just a piece of paper. Look, I've got it all worked out.
07:29Yeah, you've got all this planned, don't you?
07:31It's not me you want. It's just any old mug to go with you.
07:34No!
07:34Sorry, Mickey me love. I'm not stupid as I used to be.
07:36No, it's not like that.
07:37What is it? If you're not married, you can't go. You can't propose marriage for an easy life for yourself.
07:41I did not propose. I just said it might be easy for you if we got mad.
07:44Whatever, man.
07:48Hey, are you alright?
07:50Yeah. Yeah.
07:51Did she actually just ask you to marry her?
07:56Yeah.
07:58How desperate is that?
08:03Totally.
08:05She might have a fancy job, but Michaela White's still a selfish cow. She always was.
08:11Do you think I should go check on Michaela and make sure she's alright?
08:13Alright, you best let her cool off.
08:15Yeah, but...
08:16Look, just leave it. Seriously.
08:19Denise isn't that bad to live with once you get used to her.
08:22At least tell me you'll think about it, eh?
08:24And if I move in and you get called up, then what?
08:29See, I thought so. You've got no intentions of joining the army, have you?
08:39Look, I know I'm not the best of advice, but I want you to stop and think about what you're
08:43about to do, yeah?
08:47Yeah.
08:48I have.
08:56Maybe you could show me your studio sometime. All the techno stuff.
09:01My studio is in my bedroom.
09:04I know.
09:10I was hoping to break it to you gently.
09:12But you wouldn't let me, so now I'm going to have to do it the hard way.
09:17I brought to meet Kyle.
09:20Your son.
09:24You're having a laugh.
09:25He's not mine.
09:28He's not mine.
09:29Yes, he is.
09:29And I'm taking him to Dubai.
09:31And if you had any sense of responsibility, you'd come with me for his sake.
09:35What are you talking about?
09:36You need to face up to being a father.
09:37You can't just walk in here and tell me you've got a kid.
09:39Damn right. You're bang out of order.
09:41I don't remember this being any of your business.
09:42Why are you trying to trick Bolton into being with you?
09:45You're such a liar.
09:46Alright, Danielle. Just stay out of here, yeah?
09:48Oh yeah, that's right. Jump to her defence.
09:50I saw what he said about her online.
09:53Right, can we all shut up?
09:55There is a baby in here.
09:56It's okay, Kyle.
09:58I think he wants his dad.
10:02Do you not want to hold your son bolt in?
10:04No!
10:10Ah!
10:23We use protection, man.
10:25It's only like, 95% effective.
10:27Well, let's just say that on the packet, shouldn't it?
10:31It does, man.
10:31I can't take on a kid.
10:32Even if he is mine, I didn't want him.
10:34Just for a second, alright?
10:35Forget about how you feel.
10:37There's a little boy in there who's done nothing wrong and all he wants in the world is a dad
10:41to tuck him in at night and teach him the offside rule.
10:44Forget him.
10:45My mum was a single mum in all and I ain't done too bad ever.
10:47So, what are you saying?
10:48You never wanted a dad?
10:51You know you did, mate.
10:52And you're lying if you think otherwise.
10:56It's not like that.
10:57But if you want your kid to feel the same way that you did, then fine.
11:27How do I hold him?
11:30Just like this.
11:43What are you saying, little dude?
12:05Except for the house that I was telling you that, Ohhh.
12:07What are you saying, this dude?
12:07Why are you saying..
12:14Are you saying that maybe the dream of Jesus Christ has to try the wrong thing?
12:15And