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00:59What are you two doing in here so early?
01:00We've got our other Bible practice with Mr Preston, sir.
01:04We're doing Genesis chapter 9 and the best reader gets to do it in assembly.
01:08The Lord God blessed Noah and Noah's son.
01:11He said unto them be fruit.
01:12Thank you, Janice.
01:13I don't need you to quit me chapter and verse.
01:17Mr Trenamone, remember, Jesus loves you.
01:44What are you doing, man?
01:52Happy birthday, babe.
01:54Oh, enough of that.
01:56What Tom got me?
01:57Wow.
01:58Didn't know you had tea, sir.
01:59She chose myself.
02:01Hey, nearly fell off me perch when I saw the price of them.
02:03Right.
02:12And you're going to get your present tonight.
02:15You're offside, aren't you?
02:16I mean, your mum knows about the party, right?
02:19Oh, come on, Chloe.
02:21Look, my dad's only away for the night and I've got my cousin getting those booze and everything.
02:25I just don't want things to get out of hand, that's all.
02:27What?
02:27You mean Lewis?
02:28Why don't you tell Maxine she can't bring him?
02:30It's not just Lewis.
02:34What?
02:34Me?
02:38It'll be all right, won't it?
02:41Unless you're indifferent.
02:47Come on.
02:53Come on.
02:57Mrs. Seddon.
02:58Shh.
03:00I wonder if I can speak to you, teacher to parent.
03:04Look, you've made your point about the children having choice at lunchtime.
03:09But I've got benchmarks to reach in this school.
03:12Healthy eating benchmarks.
03:13We're wasting a lot of food.
03:15Well, do you want me to bin your salad for you?
03:18Ha, ha, ha.
03:20All right, come on.
03:20The bell's nearly gone.
03:21Let's get inside.
03:22Yeah, well, till it does, you can shove off.
03:24Or I'll stick your head in this fire.
03:26What kind of creep makes a living shoving crap down kids' throats, eh?
03:30If these kids didn't want what we're selling, we wouldn't be here.
03:34Most of them are half-starved because of the crap that you're serving up in there.
03:38You're just a pair of money-grabbing scum.
03:40Just shove off, will you?
03:43Remember, as soon as you go through those gates, you're not allowed back out.
03:47This heap is out of bounds.
03:49Come on, you lot, inside.
03:51Come on.
03:51Keep it moving.
03:52Go on.
03:55You wouldn't want your pupils seeing their teacher getting his face kicked in, would you?
04:00Do you know what?
04:00If this lot weren't around, I'd gladly go a couple of rounds with you.
04:05Come on, get inside.
04:06Let's go.
04:32Let's go.
04:36Hey.
04:37How's your mate?
04:38Still the same.
04:40Just lies there like she's dead.
04:42Well, she ain't dead.
04:43You've got to hold on to that.
04:45And whatever happens, you remember what I told you, yeah?
04:48You keep it shut!
04:59Well, I thought we'd just use this morning for a few questions that we might not know.
05:04Excuse me, sir.
05:08Come on in.
05:09Sit wherever you want.
05:12Sir, a lot of us are getting slagged because we're trying to make people believe in Jesus.
05:17Well, people are scared of what they don't know.
05:20But if you take the time to explain, you usually find they listen.
05:25I used to drink loads of booze.
05:27Not too many years ago, I thought it made me into a big person.
05:32Actually, I was hiding who I was from myself.
05:37Anybody else ever feel that way?
05:41Sir, it's like all you're living for is the buzz, and if you don't get it, then you're nothing.
05:45I felt exactly the same way myself, Maxine.
05:51Well done for speaking up.
05:55Janice says Siobhan will go to hell because she took drugs.
05:58Well, like all of us, Siobhan was seriously tempted.
06:04So is Siobhan going to go to hell?
06:06Not if we can help her, Janice.
06:08We have to pray hard.
06:10She wakes up in time to repent her sinful ways.
06:14Come on, everybody.
06:30Not your favourite people?
06:31Just seems to be everywhere.
06:33Don't you worry about religion's influence in schools.
06:36Keeps the kids calm.
06:37He's the opiate of the masses.
06:54You're in a good mood.
06:55Hmm.
06:56Well, things are on the up.
07:00Er...
07:05Is that the post?
07:07Yeah.
07:08And there's this.
07:09From Andrew.
07:11It's marked at confidential.
07:21So, you understand what I'm looking for here?
07:24Try to write your own epitaph.
07:25Try to be humorous, original.
07:27Let it tell us something about yourself.
07:30Here lies Fred's awful of junk.
07:32If I'd eaten fresh fruit, I wouldn't have sunk.
07:35A word, Mr. Trenum.
07:38I've got 20 minutes.
07:47So you didn't have the guts to tell me to tell me to my face?
07:50Jack, just hold on.
07:51I thought better of you.
07:52I thought better of you.
07:52I'm sorry.
07:52It's due process, a letter of resignation.
07:55You could have talked to me first.
07:56Well, I'm not sure you're the sort of person who listens anymore, Jack.
08:01At least not to the right people.
08:03Oh, so this is about Jerry, is it?
08:04It's about a lot of things.
08:05I'll tell you one thing about Jerry, is he won't come and run.
08:08You're not even giving me time to find a replacement.
08:11They need me out there as soon as possible.
08:13Well, you tell your friends in Africa that you've got to work your notice first.
08:18Then you can sod off.
08:22I need teachers here who are committed to this school.
08:25How it is now and how it's going to be.
08:27Not people who can't finish what they started.
08:43Can you not just do get-well messages like everybody else?
08:46It's like a prayer, Mish.
08:48Everyone needs this to get better.
08:50Well, a few doctors and nurses will help as well.
08:52It's terrible, isn't it?
08:53All because of drugs.
08:55She should never have talked about.
08:56Of course she shouldn't, but it doesn't make her a bad person.
09:01Do you know what, Janice?
09:03I'm quite disappointed in you.
09:05All this holier-than-thou stuff, do you know?
09:07It's not making you into a better person.
09:09Your mum says different.
09:12Well, she's obviously not seen what I'm seeing, is she?
09:14I'm just saying, miss.
09:16Siobhan needs to ask God for forgiveness, or she'll go to hell and die.
09:19Don't talk rubbish.
09:20How can she ask for forgiveness?
09:22Is she in a flaming coma?
09:23Courtney, don't.
09:24Well, she should shut her face.
09:25From Jesus Chain member you are, from what I've heard.
09:28Yeah, Siobhan wasn't the only one taking drugs, was she?
09:30You're lost.
09:30All right, calm down.
09:31Get the guilty face on it.
09:32Siobhan's probably in a coma because of you.
09:34That is enough.
09:36Stop it.
09:39You two can go and spend some time in the cooler.
09:41Now.
09:41What?
09:42Just because we believe in God?
09:43Out!
10:05But they don't know what they're talking about.
10:08Yeah, but they're right.
10:10I am a sinner.
10:13Because I could stop it all.
10:16And I can't.
10:18Because I'm a coward.
10:23What, you know who's dealing the drugs?
10:26Courtney, you've got to tell me who it is.
10:28You don't know what he'd do.
10:31Look, I don't believe in devils or demons, but I do know that there's evil out there.
10:36And whoever's threatening you, whoever's dealing the drugs, is evil.
10:41Right, and you know that because you're scared of them.
10:44Do you want them to get away with what they've done to Siobhan?
10:50Please just, just tell me.
11:04Jed, quick.
11:12How are we good?
11:14Sid, what's going on?
11:15You lot are about to get nicked.
11:18We've had a report of your dealing drugs.
11:20What?
11:21It's a lying tough rag.
11:23All right, let's have a look then, shall we?
11:24Yeah, Lizzie's a bit up, this.
11:31No, let him come and look.
11:33We've got nothing to hide.
11:35We've got nothing to hide.
11:38We've got nothing to hide.
11:41We've got nothing to hide.
11:43We've got nothing to hide.
11:46We've got nothing to hide.
11:50We've got nothing to hide.
11:52We've got nothing to hide.
11:56We've got nothing to hide.
11:59We've got nothing to hide.
12:00We've got nothing to hide.
12:01We've got nothing to hide.
12:02We've got nothing to hide.
12:02We've got nothing to hide.
12:03We've got nothing to hide.
12:17I don't know how they do battered sausages down the cop shop canteen, but we do need flour.
12:23You lie!
12:38What's going on?
12:39Kim got an anonymous tip-off.
12:41The Seddon's a drug dealer.
12:43You're joking.
12:43Well, except the police couldn't find anything.
12:45Listen, what we do is we get a letter to all the parents telling them we've got a drug problem
12:49in the area.
12:50Waterloo Road is doing all that it can, including bag searches.
12:52What can I do?
12:53Pack for Rwanda.
13:06Jack Rimmer is so wound up about what his kids are putting in their mouths.
13:10What's he doing about the junk he's peddling in here?
13:12He's poisoning their minds and souls.
13:17Well, you'll probably find it's part of the curriculum, Jerry.
13:20This sort of stuff closes minds.
13:22We want to open them, Roger.
13:25Get some balance in this place.
13:27Get creationist scientific thinking on the shelves.
13:30Well, we'd have to be careful about Ofsted.
13:33Ofsted, schmoffsted.
13:35This is going to be our school.
13:37Jerry, you can't just set your own curriculum.
13:39There are inspections.
13:40Well, once every couple of years or so.
13:43That's a heck of a lot of time in between to do what we want.
13:46How are you ever going to find the teachers?
13:49I mean, to do what we want.
13:51Don't worry, Roger.
13:53Ucos has its own teacher training college.
13:55The quality of our teachers is excellent.
14:05Can I borrow your gold shoes?
14:06Nope.
14:07Not even for my birthday?
14:09Oh, all right.
14:10So, girls, you know the rules for tonight, don't you?
14:13No rules.
14:14Is that clear?
14:14Yeah.
14:14Of course, miss.
14:16What, not even a can of cider?
14:17Mm-hmm.
14:18Well, she'll have a big sister there to look after her, won't she?
14:21Oh, fantastic.
14:23So, I'll see you about eight, yeah?
14:27Yeah.
14:30I'll see you later.
14:31See ya.
14:35There must be some way of catching them out.
14:37Well, they're just going to be on the guard now, aren't they?
14:39More than ever.
14:41Good night, Kim.
14:43Jack.
14:44See you tomorrow.
14:48I'm going to need a pint after this.
14:49You up for it.
14:50Kim.
14:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:52That'll be good.
14:59Hey.
15:00Have a lovely evening.
15:04You too, Steph.
15:06Oh, I'll be partying the night away.
15:35Oh, you look fantastic, babes.
15:38Mwah.
15:39You're mine, remember?
15:41Right.
15:42Where do we get a drink round here?
15:43Come on.
15:57I want something for you.
15:59Yeah.
16:01Lewis, what are you doing?
16:02I thought he wanted to have a good time.
16:04Yeah, but you don't need stuff for that.
16:05She's definitely got a Jesus.
16:07You might say.
16:09It's nothing to do with him.
16:11So what are you getting excited about?
16:13God made everything, right?
16:14So we made gear and all.
16:16Well, he wouldn't have made it if people weren't going to use it.
16:19Yeah, I told you, I don't want him for myself.
16:21It's not because of God.
16:26Is it right Siobhan had an overdose off something you give her?
16:29Don't listen to the teachers.
16:31They've got it in for the burger van.
16:33Sending all sorts round.
16:35If some girl had an overdose, it's because she's a guzzler and can't get a buzz without
16:38going over the top.
16:42So what are you saying?
16:43No, Ty.
16:45Fine.
16:45There's plenty of people in here that want decent gear.
16:50Chloe, for example.
16:51She's rarely going for it in a big way.
16:54You know why, don't you?
16:56Because she's scared about having sex with Donny.
16:59Yeah.
17:00We can't have that.
17:02She's 16 now, innit?
17:04I think this is going to be the best birthday Chloe's ever had.
17:07Don't you, Mum?
17:11I can't see you anymore.
17:12I can't see you anymore.
17:12Yeah, go on.
17:15Here.
17:27I'm ready to go.
17:45Mum told me to look out for Kyle.
17:48It's her 16th birthday.
17:50Let her enjoy herself.
17:57Yeah, 12.
17:59Thanks.
18:01First you, er,
18:02a little pick-me-up.
18:04Hey.
18:05Hey, put that away.
18:07Don't get some love about it.
18:08He's only a boss.
18:12Alright, we're gonna have a good night tonight, yeah?
18:14Yeah.
18:17Hey, steady on.
18:18You only just got here.
18:19Don't want you getting drunk already.
18:20I thought we were gonna have a good time.
18:23Well then.
18:29So,
18:30what do you think of Andrew abandoning ship?
18:34Well,
18:34he just does what he thinks is right, doesn't he?
18:36A bit snooty like that, isn't he?
18:39No, I didn't say that.
18:40He's principled.
18:41Yeah, up his own backside, you mean?
18:44Well, I mean, he can go and play St Andrew of Rwanda if he likes,
18:47but it's the children here that are my concern.
18:50We'll manage without him.
18:52Will we?
18:54Will you?
18:56What Andrew does is nothing to do with me.
19:00Well,
19:01we're gonna be a teacher down very soon.
19:03We need to fill the post.
19:05Otherwise,
19:06Jerry Preston might start shipping in his own suitable candidates.
19:09What do you mean?
19:12UCOS.
19:13Apparently,
19:14they have their own teacher training facility.
19:17So,
19:17we can end up with teachers at Waterloo Road
19:19who are trained in creationism?
19:21Not if I can help it.
19:22Well,
19:22what if you can't?
19:24How many is he gonna ship in?
19:25What,
19:25five?
19:26Twenty?
19:27The entire teaching staff.
19:28All creationists.
19:29That's not gonna happen.
19:30But it could.
19:31That's the point.
19:32Calm down,
19:33Kim.
19:34I'm scared
19:35because I can see where all this is heading
19:36in the flaming dark ages.
19:38Why can't everyone else?
19:39Look,
19:40without Jerry Preston,
19:42there is no academy.
19:43Certainly not for Waterloo Road.
19:45Erm,
19:46I know I'm not the teacher here,
19:47but is that really so important?
19:49As a matter of fact,
19:50it is.
19:53Look,
19:54when Andrew goes,
19:56I'm gonna need
19:57a new deputy.
20:02Me, me?
20:03I'm gonna have to advertise,
20:04but you
20:05would be top of my list.
20:09Look,
20:09you don't have to give me an answer now.
20:12Why don't we discuss it over dinner?
20:14Fancy that?
20:15Yeah.
20:16Yeah,
20:16I'm up for that.
20:18Kim?
20:19Do you know what?
20:19I'd better get off, actually.
20:24Well,
20:24have a think about it, yeah?
20:25Yeah,
20:26yeah,
20:26of course.
20:28You two have a nice time.
20:30See you later.
20:31Mm.
20:33Of course,
20:34you know what I mean.
20:35Yeah.
20:38Oh, my God.
20:40Oh, no.
20:41Oh, no.
20:43Oh, no.
20:48Chloe?
20:49Chloe?
20:52Are you all right?
20:54I'm fine. Will you stop checking up on me?
20:56She's right, Mika. Come on.
21:01Come here, Dante.
21:05Bring it on, babes.
21:07I will.
21:10Mum's gonna go mad.
21:12Because what? You're gonna tell her?
21:15Stop being such a grouch.
21:22Mr Preston said there's loads of books in the common room that shouldn't be there.
21:25We could get excluded for this.
21:27No way.
21:28It's Mr Preston that runs the school now. He won't let nothing happen to us.
21:45It's more like Dante's birthday to me.
21:48It might be yours and all.
22:04You wouldn't rather be down there, would you?
22:06Stop messing about.
22:18Happy birthday, babes.
22:27Oh, my God.
22:30You're 16 now.
22:35You can do it.
22:46You can get married.
22:58I love you.
23:01I love you, too.
23:12I love you, too.
23:20I love you.
23:21I love you.
23:22I love you.
23:22You can get married.
23:24I love you.
23:25I love you.
23:27I love you.
23:39I love you.
23:41And may we just see what's in the action?
24:02I'm gonna love you.
24:03Shh.
24:18Shhh.
24:20Shhh.
24:21Shhh.
24:23Shhh.
24:24Shhh.
24:27Meeketh, what's going on?
24:29Um, I don't know.
24:32Someone must have spiked her drink, she just started acting really weird.
24:35What?
24:35Chloe, Chloe, Chloe, look at me.
24:38Look at me, what's happened, what have you taken?
24:46All right, Donny, you and Chloe have a good time last night, did you?
24:49You wanna watch it sedent?
24:50Cos I don't know who you put in Chloe's drink, but if she ended up like Siobhan, I would've
24:53killed you.
24:54Hey, what are you on about?
24:56We don't know nothing about that, Siobhan.
24:57Yes, you flaming do.
24:59She was who'd given him the gear.
25:00Shut it, you muppet.
25:03What, what, what are you going on about?
25:05He was giving out drugs to anyone who wanted him.
25:07Well, take a hike, mate, or I'll make you.
25:09Yeah.
25:11Yeah, I will take a hike.
25:12To the cops.
25:14Get in!
25:16Now!
25:21You'll be screwed up, Lewis, if devil gets hold of this.
25:23He'll be swinging from a hook.
25:25He was only bluffing, innit?
25:26We were stupid letting him in with us.
25:29Get lost!
25:29Well, give me what I'm old!
25:31You'll get that.
25:32Yeah.
25:32And Dante Charles won't be the only one going to the coppers.
25:36Look, maybe you and me should have a little chat here, Lewis.
25:40Yeah.
25:40When I get what I'm old.
25:43Give him the money, ma.
25:44Hey!
25:44Just do it.
25:45Lewis ain't daft.
25:47Come on.
25:53I'm buying my own van.
25:55Don't be like that, Lewis.
25:57Mine's just a bit upset.
25:58Maybe we should take a bit of a breather.
26:00Get away from your headache.
26:01Yeah?
26:18Where have you been, Steph?
26:19You're supposed to be helping out on the bag search.
26:21Oh, don't give me a hard time, Tom.
26:22What, hungover are you?
26:24Well, maybe you should ask your ward here what she was up to last night.
26:27Just searched that for you, Maxine.
26:29Because her boyfriend here was Spike and Claude's drink.
26:32What boyfriend?
26:33Lewis Seddon, the neighborhood drug pusher.
26:35It's not drug pusher.
26:36Lewis Seddon?
26:38What have I told you, Maxine?
26:39He was just at the party.
26:40I didn't have anything to do with him.
26:41Do you think I'm stupid, Maxine?
26:43I've already got one girl in a coma.
26:45The one could have been the next.
26:46I don't know what she's on about.
26:47Oh, don't give me that.
26:49I told you that if I caught you with Lewis Seddon again,
26:51you'd be out of my house and back in that hostel.
26:54God, how many more people in my life are going to kick me in the teeth?
27:08Don't do Charles.
27:10He's always had it in for me.
27:12Yeah.
27:12Seems like it.
27:13I'm telling you what, I'm going to be having words.
27:26No one threatens me.
27:29You go to the police and you are dead.
27:32That's a promise.
27:33Yes.
27:46Everything from Summit Coleman.
27:55Clunn.
27:56How are you feeling?
27:57Get away from me.
27:58Chloe?
28:00I never want to see you ever again.
28:02What are you talking about?
28:03You know exactly what I'm talking about.
28:05I was off my face last night.
28:07What?
28:08What are you talking about?
28:09Nothing happened, if that's what you mean.
28:12Chloe!
28:13Pull a sentence from your lips to keep them quiet
28:19What they want to hear
28:26Oh, you're the night, the dirty night
28:29That keeps us going
28:34Mr Treneman makes us pay for him
28:36And they'll get the money off Mr Preston
28:37That's what we did
28:38As the sun goes down on a broken town
28:42And the fingers bleeding
28:43So we was only making the pint
28:46We can't have devil bucks at school
28:59Jack, what's it gonna take?
29:02Your precious academy's not even been built yet
29:04And you've already got students burning books
29:06What?
29:07Look!
29:10Er, Jack!
29:15Seddon?
29:15What the hell do you want?
29:18Right, I want you to pick the right form of the verb
29:22And then fill in the gaps
29:24Continue a class
29:27Jerry
29:29I was hoping to get the chance to speak to you
29:31I just wanted to say that I think these early morning prayer meetings
29:35Are having such a positive effect on this school
29:37Thanks, Miss Hayduck
29:38I think we're starting to have an effect
29:40But you know Satan
29:41He hides in all kinds of places
29:44Oh, yeah, I know
29:45And you know where he hides around here, don't you, Jerry?
29:48Down the cleavage of the headmaster's secretary
30:02Why are they in the police now?
30:04Let them handle it
30:05I've already given them a bump steer
30:07Now don't cross Lewis 7
30:12What are you gonna do with that?
30:15They really don't teach you anything at public school, do they?
30:28Well, I said we can call the police now
30:39No
30:42Jack's not here
30:45When will he be back?
30:46Erm, I don't know
30:47It was to do with the drug thing
30:50What can I have?
30:51I guess you could save some time later and start clearing your desk
30:59Er, clearing my desk?
31:01What are you talking about?
31:02Well, it's either that or we make your affair with my son public
31:10The police are all over Seddon's lock-up
31:12Jed and Gemma will be in jail by lunchtime
31:17What's up?
31:20They know about me and Bran
31:25It happened before either of them came to Waterloo Road
31:28But you knew about it
31:29And you never thought to tell me what my son had been getting up to
31:32He's 17, Roger
31:33She is a Jezebel
31:35Hey
31:35She has corrupted you
31:36And she is corrupting this school
31:38Oh, for God's sake
31:39I made a mistake
31:40There's a new dawn coming for this place, Jack
31:43But that can't happen with a cancer at its heart
31:45Cut it out, Jack
31:48Before it destroys you
31:50And any hope for this school
31:54Just a minute, yeah
31:55He's told you what you gotta do, Jack
32:05At least it's out in the open now
32:08We can get on with our lives
32:10Thank you, Jack
32:11I mean, you didn't want this second job anyway, did you?
32:14I mean, with the references I'm gonna give you
32:16You could walk into a teaching assistant post anywhere in the country
32:27I don't know nothing about drugs!
32:29Well, do you know where Jed is, then?
32:46Miss Dickey was one of the most popular people ever to teach at this school
32:50I feel privileged to have known her
32:53And I know that you do too
32:57This afternoon's memorial is about honouring our memory of her
33:01I know that some of Miss Dickey's class
33:04Have asked Mr Preston
33:06To say a few words
33:15Jack
33:16Jack, Jack, what words?
33:17What's going on?
33:18Calm down, it's just a prayer
33:23Let us put our hands together
33:26And pray to our Father in Heaven
33:32We are gathered here in memory of our departed sister, Miss Dickey
33:38But I'd also like us to remember young Siobhan Geary
33:44Barely fifteen years old
33:46Right now
33:49Lost in a coma
33:51Because she could not
33:53And was not strong enough
33:55To turn her back on temptation
33:58Likewise, Miss Dickey
34:01She was a good teacher, Lord
34:04Fine teacher
34:07But when you tested her
34:10Her faith was weak
34:12Jack, you have to stop this
34:13And when the devil offered to ease her pain
34:15Well, she listened to him
34:16And took her own life
34:18Stop it!
34:18Now...
34:19This is enough!
34:22You are interrupting a dialogue with the Lord
34:24Then let him strike me down
34:33Didn't think so
34:35This is a school
34:39It may just seem like flaking paint and crumbling cement
34:43But believe me, its value goes way beyond that
34:47Here, you are given the freedom to investigate things you don't understand
34:51You are encouraged to argue with things you disagree with
34:55You can tell a teacher to their face if you think they're wrong
34:58Ask Brad Aspinall
34:59He does it every day
35:05I want to open minds
35:08There's another way of looking at things
35:11A way that doesn't have gigantic holes in this theory
35:14All I'm saying is check out the alternatives
35:18I admire Mr. Preston to some extent
35:20He's a motivated man
35:22Very sure of himself
35:24But he's a fundamentalist
35:27He'd admit to that himself
35:28But fundamentalism has no place in schools
35:31Especially in those who run and fund them
35:35It leads to the burning of books
35:36By small-minded and ignorant people
35:39Well, you're the one who believes that people are evolved from apes
35:43Aren't you, Mr. Treneman?
35:45Hmm?
35:46I mean, apes are people?
35:49How does that make you feel, folks?
35:54Actually, it's the other way around
35:57People are apes
36:00Although most of us are a little less hairy and a little more intelligent
36:10Lorna
36:13We know how hilarious you'd find it
36:15That a man who believes that Noah and his Ark actually existed
36:18Should be standing here at your memorial service
36:22And how outraged you'd be
36:24That he is trying to warp minds
36:26And condemn you for the tragedy of your untimely death
36:31We know you're resting in peace
36:34As one day we all will
36:37Woo!
36:39Woo!
37:07I can't believe I turned Lorna's memorial service into a bloody university debate
37:12Er, it wasn't really much of a debate, Andrew
37:15No, I suppose not
37:17Do you know what it was, though?
37:20What?
37:21It was fantastic
37:31Hello
37:32Just let me talk to you, alright?
37:34Leave me alone
37:34Listen, you've got nothing to be ashamed about
37:40Janice
37:42Tell her about last night, alright?
37:44And about how nothing happened with me and her
37:47Nothing did happen
37:48You was off your head
37:49You had to come and get me to calm you down and get you back in your gear
37:54Don't you remember?
37:59She sent me this
38:05Yes
38:05Yeah, that was for not doing it
38:09What?
38:11Just didn't seem right, babes
38:15Just wasn't you
38:36You can send my P45 on
38:39But you know my address
38:42Ooh, there's no darning, Jack
38:45And it seems like I'm in the way of it
38:47Look, this doesn't have to make a difference
38:50You know, maybe it will be better
38:51Better space between us
38:53I like working here, Jack
38:54I wanted to be a teaching assistant here
38:57And I like being close to you
38:59I mean, I can't believe that you didn't even try to defend me
39:03You'll get another chance, Davina
39:05This school probably won't
39:06Yeah, well, I hope it's worth it
39:08As soon as the academy is built
39:11I will personally kick out Jerry Preston and Roger
39:14And the Holy Choir of Angels
39:17Then we can talk about a teaching assistant post
39:21Not Jack
39:23I know I'm a fine one to be giving you advice
39:25But what you're prepared to sacrifice for this academy
39:28Your honesty
39:30Your good judgement
39:31Fair play
39:36Good luck with it all
39:56Hello, Janice
39:58What is it?
40:00I've been a pillock, sir
40:02I mean, I've seen fossils
40:06I've got them off the internet
40:09Well, that's a relief
40:12Do you not believe in God at all, Mr Treneman?
40:15No
40:17But you have to make your own mind up about that
40:20As I did
40:22How?
40:25Well, read the Bible
40:28It's a start
40:28Go around
40:28To the phone
40:34No, no, no
40:39No, no, no
40:54I've got to eat
41:30And you'll want me too.
41:37Chloe, you will never marry Dante Charles.
41:40You can't ban me from doing something that I want to do.
41:43Either that, or we move away somewhere very far.
41:47Yeah, well, I don't care what you say.
41:49If you leave, I'm staying.
41:50You can't make me come with you.
41:52Oh, grow up, Chloe.
41:54You can't marry Dante without Mum's permission.
41:56Yeah, flaming can.
41:57Can you just wait outside?
41:59I'll be with you in a minute.
42:02I can't deal with this now, Chloe.
42:03I've got club.
42:05Come on, come on.
42:06Let your mum get on, eh?
42:08I'll, um, I'll talk to you at all.
42:11I'm not coming home.
42:12Chloe, could you just for once...
42:13She'll see you at home.
42:15There'll be a nice dinner waiting.
42:20Don't worry, Mum.
42:21She knows she's talking rubbish.
42:23Well, I hope so, Mika.
42:25Because I am dead serious.
42:32Just come in and find a space on the mats.
42:46You wanted to see us, Jack?
42:49Have you gotten rid of that woman?
42:51She's gone.
42:53Good.
42:54Now we can start planning for the future.
42:56But as of tomorrow, she's going to be reinstated.
42:59What are you talking about?
43:00And then I'm going to instruct my staff
43:02that none of them
43:03are to have anything to do with your
43:07creationist claptrap.
43:08Well, you've obviously not thought about
43:10the consequences of what you're saying, Jack.
43:13You can take your money and shove it.
43:15That's not your decision.
43:17Well, I think the LEA would be interested in my objections.
43:20And if necessary, I know the papers will.
43:24Jack, you're mad.
43:25Don't you know what you're throwing away?
43:27Well, it's stepping on your ego, Roger,
43:28but there's not going to be an Aspinall Academy
43:30for Waterloo Road.
43:32But to be honest with you,
43:33I'd rather teach in a tin shack.
43:35There are plenty of other schools
43:37that will open their arms to UCOS.
43:39There will be a Roger Aspinall Academy.
43:42As long as I don't have to teach there.
43:46I will pray for your soul, Mr. Rimmer.
43:50Actually,
43:52I'd prefer it if you didn't.
44:00Enjoy your tin shack.
44:02I'll be home for it if you don't have to be alive.
44:05I'll be here.
44:06Let's go for it if you have time to be alive.
44:09Please don't love it.
44:10I want you to learn you.
44:10Don't dojust that if you don't have to אר Бог.
44:11We'll be here to hav and see if you have time to be eggs.
44:12Give me some of hisave.
44:14And I'll be here to the other room.
44:14You have to make a drink of ice snob无 מש.
44:19You're real quick.
44:21I'll be here to get my milk.
44:25I'll be here to see if you don'tぞ.
44:30It's just that you're a sick.
44:38To the haze and the smoke in the room I caught your golden gaze
44:42Knew these were better days
44:47With the rage and the sun through the roof I caught your golden gaze
44:51Knew these were better days
44:54Your golden gaze
45:06Jack?
45:07I am
45:09I told Gerry and Roger to shove their money
45:12Oh
45:13As of right now, you are officially reinstated
45:21Are you serious?
45:22You're flaming right, I am
45:25And from tomorrow, Waterloo Road is officially UCOS free
45:30I'm gonna run this school the way I want to
45:35Well, I'm
45:37I'm at the usual place
45:40I'll be there in ten
45:42Okay
45:43I'll see you soon
45:45Bye
46:09Just been playing games, haven't we?
46:13I mean, we both felt the same
46:15But all these times since we met
46:17We've just put obstacles up for each other
46:21Yeah, it has been a bit of an assault course
46:25Just hope we haven't played it for too long
46:32Come to Africa with me
46:36What?
46:36Why not?
46:37They need teachers like you
46:39You could get a job without any problem
46:42I've got a life here
46:44You know that the kids need me here
46:46I need you
46:51Well then stay
46:53I can't
46:55Fine, but it's all right for me to just throw my life up, is it?
47:00Just give up my job, give up my house, put thousands of miles between me and my family
47:05But not for you to just change your plans and stay here
47:07Just make it nice and simple for us to be together
47:10How will I fit into the new academy when Jerry Preston and his gospel bunch take over?
47:14Well, you stood up to him today
47:16You can carry on standing up to him, going off is just giving up
47:21That's not the way I see it
47:25Besides, it's Jack
47:28Used to think he was a man with principles
47:32Your day was the last straw
47:37I'm not going back, OK?
47:43I'm flying out tomorrow
47:47You can't do that
47:50You can't do that to me
47:51Come with me
47:52Andrew, I...
47:53This time tomorrow I'll be in Rwanda
47:56I want you there with me
47:58Call me
47:59And tell me you're coming
48:21Let's go
48:23Yeah, bye
48:35Byeстро
48:36Bye
48:50We
48:51can't do that We
48:51got the boat And
49:09Hey, Rimmer.
49:13What do you want?
49:14Don't you remember?
49:15You said you wouldn't mind going a couple of rounds if there weren't no kids about.
49:19Don't see none now.
49:21Do you?
49:23Clear off out of it.
49:24What, so you can go call the cops?
49:25Tell them where to come and pick me up?
49:27Look.
49:41You stupid.
49:51All right.
49:52Take it easy.
49:53Take it easy.
49:54Take it easy.
50:10Izzy!
50:19Izzy.
50:21Stay with me.
50:22Cora, Cora.
50:23Stay with me.
50:30Izzy, Izzy, stay with me.
50:43Izzy, Izzy.
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