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00:01Before we tell anyone else, and you'll soon notice anyway, I'm pregnant.
00:05You have changed, Wally Road.
00:07Shall we?
00:08I'm not saying it again. I might jump.
00:11Why did you kiss me if you don't fancy me?
00:13I begged you to tell me how you felt about me.
00:16Right, Dante Charles, I'm arresting you for dangerous driving.
00:19Eh?
00:31Feeling naughty, Miss Haydox?
00:33Ah!
00:35Oh, what are you doing?
00:36Oh, f***!
00:37Oh, f***!
00:38Oh, watch out!
00:40You've got to say it was you driving the car.
00:42Don't ask me to do that. I can't. I'm too scared.
00:45The reason I married you, because I didn't want to embarrass you.
00:49But I swear, if I'd have known you were pregnant, I'd have never gone ahead with it.
00:56Oh, no!
01:00we do it.
01:18You're into now, you're into all and I know.
01:34What do you say in?
01:41Will you go away?
01:41Should I be all on one?
01:42No.
01:43Go away, give us a kiss.
01:45Are you joking?
01:46Get off me!
01:47I love the way you do that hair.
01:48Can you get off me?
01:50What do you?
01:51Yeah.
01:51In.
01:51Sir, it's always first day at Waterloo Road, and I'm just being friendly.
01:57He's trying it on.
01:58Well, it looks like Zoe's already got herself a boyfriend, so leave her alone.
02:02Yeah, I'm a boyfriend, I'll see you do.
02:03We don't want any threats, all right?
02:05It's threatening, not me.
02:07Perhaps we should have a little chat later, Miss...
02:10Hamston.
02:18Over there.
02:19Thank you, Fonters, you went on.
02:36Ah, good.
02:38Yeah, well, you say that, but wait till this one finds out he's in the same team as this
02:43one, and he's going to be able to pay.
02:44If it's worked at Eton for the last 300 years.
02:47So what next?
02:48White Philly shirts and dress coats?
02:49As long as it doesn't come down to who's the best fighter.
02:53I think our pupils have got more to offer than that.
02:56Well, whatever they've got to offer, they're going to get points for it.
03:00Attendance, behaviour, good manners.
03:03On your head.
03:05I think it's all going to depend on who gets elected house captain.
03:08Um, there's a new girl arriving this morning.
03:11Zoe Ramson?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Yeah, I interviewed a mum.
03:15I'd say she was at least six months pregnant.
03:17Yeah, and that takes us up to five mums to be.
03:19We could start our own antenatal classes.
03:21I think she could be trouble.
03:23I said I'd have a word, but she's a tad full-on, if you know what I mean.
03:28Leave your home, Baba, did she?
03:29Don't be ridiculous.
03:30Don't worry, I'll speak to her.
03:32Leave it to me to protect your honour.
03:36Ugh.
03:42Houses.
03:44In Waterloo Road.
03:47What next?
03:49A croquet team?
03:52Ludicrous, isn't it?
03:53Of course you know what's smart Alex behind all this, don't you?
03:55When he told me about it, I couldn't keep a straight face.
03:58I said, Jack, tell me you're joking.
04:01Can't you persuade him out of a daft idea, using your new, er, influence?
04:07And what is that supposed to mean?
04:09Well, I'd have to be brain-dead not to guess who you've been lavishing your attentions on.
04:14And you did helpfully hint it was someone we all know.
04:17Well, he doesn't know you know, Grantley, so keep your lip zipped.
04:21However, on Trenou, we are planning to schedule another date.
04:25Hmm.
04:26Getting serious, is it?
04:29I'm not a one-night stand girl, Grantley.
04:31Particularly where Jack is concerned.
04:34Hmm.
04:35Well, we'll have to keep our mouths shut then, won't we?
04:38Don't want you pillow-talking the boss with Staffra and gossip.
04:41Whatever is said in this room, no matter how close Jack and I are.
04:46Hmm.
04:46Hmm.
04:49Morning.
04:51Do you fancy a cuppa?
04:53No.
04:53I've got to pull something out of a hat for me year nines.
04:58You can have a tea, please, then.
05:00Are you rushing off?
05:02Come on.
05:08I've got a clinic appointment tonight.
05:10Oh, a check-up.
05:12Oh, no.
05:16You've no idea how bad it's made things between us, is he?
05:21We're just not ready to have kids yet.
05:25You can't have an abortion just because Tom wants you to.
05:32You're doing this behind his back.
05:34Are you mad?
05:35This is a huge decision to make on your own.
05:38It's for the best.
05:40Yeah, but he's going to find out sometime, isn't he, and you're going to need his support.
05:46I'm going to pretend that I've had a miscarriage.
05:50Lorna, this is such a bad idea.
05:53You need to discuss it with him.
05:54Absolutely no way.
05:55He'd try and talk me out of it.
05:56I hope he would.
05:57No.
05:58It's not fair to make him choose now.
06:01Tom and I have got plenty of time to have kids.
06:03What's the point in rushing into it when we're not ready?
06:12OK, listen on.
06:15As you've been told, today you'll vote for your house captains.
06:20All around the school are posters indicating which house each of you belongs to.
06:25Collect your ballot papers from Miss Campbell as you go in.
06:28You can vote during this morning's break, which is being extended.
06:33Yes.
06:34And the house system begins in earnest tomorrow morning.
06:38In you go.
06:39May the best man win.
06:40Sir, sir, don't we get anything for winning, like a prize or something?
06:45Think of it as the glory of competing.
06:47You should at least get some, won't you?
06:49That's a really good idea, Lewis.
06:51Straight out of my pocket.
06:53Some cash.
07:01I'm going to have to wing it with Anthem for Doomed Youth.
07:05Again.
07:06Soon I'm bored out of their schools.
07:10I'm off my check-up after school.
07:13I've got five aside.
07:15I wasn't asking you to come with me.
07:18I just want to know that you wish me luck.
07:20Eh?
07:22Don't be daft.
07:23Of course I wish you luck.
07:25Would you cancel and come with me to the clinic, then?
07:31Can't let the kids down, can I?
07:41But for me, today's break for no more homework.
07:45Yay!
07:46And for longer lunch breaks.
07:48Yay!
07:49Then how's that going to wrap in?
07:50Anything can happen if you make it.
07:52Okay, vote for me and I'll get rid of maths, yeah?
07:56That's in the curriculum.
07:58Can't get subjects changed without going through Parliament.
08:00Zoe, he's talking.
08:02Oi!
08:02Come on, get to your classes.
08:06Then out the ballot paper on your way out.
08:07Name of the house and name of captain.
08:13This is such a brilliant idea, Jack.
08:16Really?
08:17Oh, yeah.
08:18I was just saying to Grantley, if anybody can pull this off, it's you.
08:22Well, it's Andrew's idea.
08:25And it looks like it's going to be fun.
08:27Talking of which, I'm still trembling at the memory of our naughty night together.
08:33You know what?
08:34I was so out of it, I can't really remember what happened.
08:39Seems like a long time ago now.
08:41Too long, Jack.
08:42Seems to me like we should be doing it again very soon.
08:45I don't think so.
08:47Don't stop fighting it, Jack.
08:48But I don't know how much longer I'm prepared to do all the running.
09:11Dear Chloe, it's hell on earth, isn't it?
09:15I don't know if I can call much longer.
09:17Please, come and see me.
09:20You have to tell the police it wasn't me that was driving so I can get out of here.
09:24I'm counting on your babes.
09:26Please, come and see me.
09:28Love, don't you?
09:36Something to tell you about, Mum.
09:37She's lying about it being her dad's fault this floor.
09:40It's him that's the liar.
09:41I read her diary.
09:43You did what?
09:44That's a well-minging thing to do.
09:46She'd never read yours.
09:48You won't want to know a secret then, will you?
09:50Dead right.
09:52You'll snatch him right in the teeth.
09:54Anthony's subbed him.
09:55Can I ask you a buffet?
09:59I say you will...
10:01I say you will...
10:02Give that ruler back now.
10:05And enough of your noise.
10:07I'm going to damage my baby, you.
10:09You just need my rule and throw it at me.
10:11You should get detention for that.
10:12You will get detention.
10:13Miss, she's trying to tell you how to do your job.
10:15Chuck her in the cooler.
10:21Right, that's enough.
10:23Miss, you've got a right come on today, haven't you?
10:25Probably got a period.
10:31Miss, did you hear what you just said?
10:33You said you've probably got your period.
10:34I mean it.
10:36Now I can see why you're a year behind in French.
10:42For a new girl,
10:43you've got far too much to say for yourself, young lady.
10:47The next person to speak will go in the cooler.
10:59Miss Granger.
11:02Did you hear me?
11:03Hey, what?
11:04Don't you speak to me in that tone.
11:07Give me a break, will you?
11:08I'll give you lunchtime detention, madam.
11:11Good.
11:12Fine.
11:13Whatever.
11:14Do you want evening detention as well?
11:16Why don't you show up, you ugly old bat?
11:21Right.
11:23That's it.
11:25Mr. Rimmer's office now.
11:29Move it.
11:34The loss of Juster came and went days ago.
11:38Yes, the glazier's been, but now everything's ground to a halt.
11:42So when am I going to see the rest of the money?
11:45Well, can you make sure that you actually do call me back?
11:50Mr. Rimmer, I am so sorry to interrupt.
11:54I know how terribly busy you are.
11:55What is it, Miss Haydott?
11:57It's this one here.
11:59I have been subjected to the most terrible abuse.
12:02Not only did she turn up for class 20 minutes late,
12:04she called me...
12:07She told me to shut up.
12:10Is this true?
12:13I asked you a question.
12:15She thinks she's a law run to herself.
12:17Haven't you got a class to get back to, Miss Haydott?
12:21Yes.
12:22Of course.
12:28Sit down.
12:33Why were you late for class?
12:34Where were you?
12:37Toilet.
12:37For 20 minutes?
12:41Are you ill?
12:44Have you got a tongue in your head?
12:47Well, if you're not going to talk to me...
12:53Estelle, can you ask Miss Redpath to come to my office, please?
13:05Hiya, Zoe.
13:06Do you want to come and take a seat?
13:09Welcome to Waterloo Road.
13:12Shouldn't be their master, I'm saying.
13:14Nope.
13:15You'll just have to put up with a lowly head of pastoral care.
13:18Me.
13:20Right.
13:22Oh, you chose to leave your last school.
13:24Can you tell me why?
13:26Didn't like it.
13:29Any particular reason?
13:32Teachers stank.
13:35Not literally, I presume.
13:39Well, I am sure that you're going to like the teachers here.
13:42Not if Haydott's anything to go by.
13:44Miss Haydott to you.
13:46She shouldn't be a teacher if she can't control the class.
13:48People are swearing, everything.
13:51I'm not sure what's giving you your attitude problem.
13:55But what I do know is that you'd better drop it.
13:58Yeah?
14:02Right, I need to know when your baby's due.
14:05I need enough of this.
14:05I want to speak to Mr. Rimmer.
14:07Excuse me, you don't just go demanding meetings with the headmaster.
14:11He's friends with my dad.
14:13I've got something to tell him.
14:16I'm so sorry, Mr. Rimmer.
14:19I blame Dante Charles for this.
14:20Claude's never been the same since he's had his influence over her.
14:23I don't know how many times I have to tell you.
14:25It wasn't Dante's fault.
14:27It's the truth.
14:29Well, while you both have collective memory failure, we'll never know the truth, will we?
14:35Unless all he tatters all pulls through.
14:39Is there any news about her progress?
14:41No change.
14:42But she just lies there.
14:44Nothing.
14:49We just want you to follow the rules while you're in school.
14:52It's not too much to ask, is it?
14:57Claude.
15:00Yes, sir.
15:02Sorry, sir.
15:03And you'll apologise to Miss Erdogan for what you said?
15:06Yes, sir.
15:10Embarrassing like that.
15:12I mean, you're going to have to have another talk tonight, Claude.
15:14I'm sorry.
15:15Yeah, but your snubbies are going to have to be in something.
15:17And all this is about Dante.
15:19You've had another letter from him, haven't you?
15:21Why don't you just rip them up and throw them in the bin?
15:24Because I love him, Mum.
15:26Will you just stop trying to make out that he's some horrible person?
15:33He's dead gentle, honest.
15:36And why is he putting words in your mouth?
15:40Claude.
15:42I don't want to see you feel bad like this.
15:46But sometimes love can make you try too hard to keep seeing the good in someone.
15:54No.
15:55It's because I'm to blame for it.
15:59Don't say that.
16:00It's true.
16:02Ah, Claude.
16:04Hiya, come on.
16:05Listen to me.
16:07Just because you got into that limo, it doesn't mean to say you're to blame for what happened.
16:11You know, if that was the case, then you'd have to blame Adam and Hottie too.
16:17And do you?
16:21No.
16:27Come on.
16:28Let's get back to our classes.
16:32Oi, you'd better vote for me.
16:34Sweets, vote for Janine.
16:36They'll go, love, they're some sweets.
16:44Vote for the sweets.
16:46Don't wear that cape off.
16:48You'd better be voting for me.
16:52Hold for the sweets.
16:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
17:20Oi, Janice, we don't want our house captains behaving like football hooligans, or they won't be house captains for much
17:26longer, will they?
17:27Sorry, sir.
17:28Sir, how many to go?
17:32James, 105.
17:36James, 106.
17:41Lewis, 104.
17:46Lewis, 105.
17:50Lewis, 106.
17:57Lewis, you're Kingfisher captain.
18:03Well done.
18:04I hope you're going to set an example to the rest of your house.
18:07Oh, you bet.
18:10Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
18:12Back to your classes, please.
18:14Right.
18:15Let's win this cash off, Rimmer.
18:19Mr Rimmer.
18:21This is the new girl, Zoe Ramsden.
18:25Apparently, you're a friend of her father's.
18:27Your father?
18:28He's the landlord of the swan.
18:30He used to be in there often enough.
18:33Oh, yes.
18:34Let me pull pints the odd night.
18:36I pulled some for you a couple of times.
18:41Well, you're in school now, so I suggest you concentrate on what you're here for.
18:45To learn.
19:03Jack?
19:05Is everything all right?
19:08Yeah.
19:09I'm sorry about walking away like that.
19:10It's this vault for house captains.
19:14I never thought I'd end up with Lewis Seddon in charge.
19:16God help us, eh?
19:19So, what do you make of Zoe Ramsden, then?
19:22Sorry if she's your mate's daughter, but she's got a right gob on her.
19:26Well, when she says that her father's a friend of mine, that's not strictly the truth.
19:34Right.
19:36Well, if I were you, I'd set her straight about her attitude.
19:39I've tried, but don't think I got through.
19:43Yeah.
19:44Well, eh...
19:46I'll get her in for a talk.
19:49OK.
19:57Well, I'll get her in for a talk, but I'll get her in for a talk.
20:26hello i'd like to visit holly tattersall please and you are called granger i'm my best friend
20:32oh i haven't seen you before chloe and holly's mom's having a little nap just now
20:40please holly's very unwell and her mom doesn't want her having many visitors she's worried
20:45about infection i won't touch her or anything i was with her in the car when it crashed
20:58look i just wanted to know that i'm thinking about her please
21:10okay
21:13what's that for
21:15that's to help her breathe she can't manage on her own right now
21:21she's gonna be like this forever
21:24sorry just a sec
21:30hello
21:58can you hear me holly
21:59holly please wake up please
22:13come on chloe it's fine it's fine i'm sorry it's okay come on
22:23so we ramsden for you
22:29sit down
22:33you better tell me what you're playing at
23:04i'll get to the point
23:05you got it
23:26you got it
23:35that's nonsense
23:40you got it
23:44you got it
23:57you got it
24:15you got it
24:15go in and take your seats
24:33miss granger
24:35you got it
24:38you got it
24:44you got it
25:04you got it
25:07you got it
25:40you got it
25:42you got it
26:04See, the thing is, right, we've got a bunch of Muppets and Kingfishers, and we don't want
26:07none of the rest getting went over on us.
26:09Yeah, ma.
26:09She was right.
26:11So, we're going to start a homework school lunch time from now on.
26:14Eh?
26:15Oh, crap off, man.
26:17Ahmed, fancy earning yourself some dosh?
26:23Mary?
26:24Yeah, go ahead.
26:27See what you mean about the new girl.
26:29Very precocious, isn't she?
26:31I'll catch up later.
26:40Yeah, there's something else that bothers me about her.
26:43She knows Jack, or her dad does.
26:46But then when Jack saw her, it was like he'd just seen his dead mum.
26:51Really?
26:51Well, that's in dead room.
26:56Thought about what I said, sir.
27:01Do you really think I'd let a little tramp like you blackmail me?
27:06When I said you got till Friday to make up your mind, what I meant to say was, you've
27:10got till the bell rings for last period.
27:14I mean it!
27:27Can I go work, Tom?
27:28Can it wait?
27:30My union says I'm entitled to a lunch break.
27:32Your union might have something to say about your conduct this morning.
27:36Allowing a young girl to go AWOL from your class?
27:39She could have been kidnapped, for all you knew.
27:41She was hardly late.
27:43Forgive me, but you don't seem to be taking this very seriously.
27:46And I don't think you should be joking about it in front of the pupils, either.
27:49Chloe's had a rough time with it recently, in case you hadn't noticed.
27:52Why would I want to come down heavy on her?
27:55You're popular with the pupils, aren't you, Tom?
27:58It's easy to be popular and just let your class do what they want.
28:02Well, I don't nag at them non-stop like some people, if that's what you mean.
28:05What I mean is you encourage sloppy behaviour.
28:08It's not a good idea to let them slouch over their desks.
28:11Turns them into criminals, does it?
28:13Slouching.
28:14Tom, we need all the staff on board for what we're doing here.
28:17Yeah, well, count me out of your little experiments.
28:21You know what makes me sick?
28:23Teachers who turn up for school and just go through the motions.
28:26Children need teachers who care.
28:28Don't care who's made to care.
28:32Obviously, I'm going to have to talk to the headmaster about this.
28:34You do what you want.
28:35You go and talk to Jack.
28:37I think that I'm entitled as deputy head to point out failings as I see them.
28:41And I'm entitled as a local authority employee to eat my lunch in peace.
28:45Okay.
29:01If you put Tres Chien, and you put Saint-Clappin, and Louis, if you could say De Cheveaux, that
29:10way Haydok put it till the copies.
29:13You spell that wrong.
29:15It's C-H-E-V-A-U-X.
29:17You're too good, man.
29:20C-A-P-O-S-T.
29:28I'm even better at maths.
29:30Right, well, we've got maths first thing tomorrow.
29:33You two be here at eight.
29:34I charge three pounds for maths homework.
29:37No wonder you people get all the best jobs.
29:40Come on.
29:40I'll do it.
29:46Yes.
29:53What's this?
29:55I wanted you to be the first to know.
29:56I'm leaving.
29:58Don't be daft.
29:59Leaving for where?
30:00Fast track out of teaching.
30:01I can't stand it here.
30:02I hate it.
30:03Oh, well, thanks a bunch for your vote of confidence.
30:06Look, it's got nothing to do with you, Jack.
30:08But with all the changes, it's made me realise that I'm not cut out for it.
30:12And I'm not the only one that thinks that.
30:14Andrew Treneman does, too.
30:16Take it back!
30:17I don't want to.
30:18Take it back!
30:23Have you had words with Tom Clarkson?
30:26Inside.
30:27Quickly.
30:32As a matter of fact, I have.
30:33Well, it seems you've been throwing your weight around, Andrew,
30:35because I've just had his letter of resignation.
30:37As far as I'm concerned, Tom had made up his mind to resign
30:39before I spoke to him.
30:41Oh, well, it's funny he was very happy here until you arrived.
30:43This isn't an issue about personalities.
30:46Tom didn't notice that Chloe Granger had truanted from his class.
30:49I'm happy to have another talk with him, but I really don't think
30:52that I should be put in a position...
30:53Chloe Granger?
30:53What period?
30:55Uh, three.
30:55After what I said to her?
30:57What is wrong with everybody?
30:58Why is everything going belly up?
31:01Jack.
31:01Has this job got a jinx on it or what?
31:03For God's sake.
31:08What's going on, Jack?
31:11I'm going to write a mess.
31:16I'm being blackmailed.
31:17What?
31:19Zoe Ramsden.
31:22That's why she got herself a transfer to Waterloo Road.
31:26Put pressure on me.
31:27What's she saying you've done?
31:30She's saying I got her pregnant.
31:33You!
31:34I met her a while back.
31:36She was working as a barmaid in a pub I was frequenting at the time.
31:43I was drunk as hell one night.
31:46And you're not telling me you actually had some liaison with this girl?
31:54I can't remember.
31:56For God's sake, she's only 15.
31:58Well, she looked 20, 21.
32:00I never thought for a second she was a school kid.
32:04There she was, working the bar, dead chatty.
32:07If I'm honest...
32:09I was flirting a bit, but...
32:12she helped me get home.
32:16And now she wants ten grand.
32:18You can't give her any money.
32:20It's tantamount of pleading guilty.
32:21Yeah, I know that.
32:26She's gonna ruin me.
32:29They'll kick me out of teaching.
32:31Just when I thought I was getting the belly for it again.
32:35I'll go to prison.
32:38They'll put me on the sex offender's register.
32:43I would never go near an underage girl, Andrew.
32:47Never, ever!
33:00Have you had a brain transplant, Huskit?
33:02No, miss. He's trying his best cos he's a kingfisher.
33:06Miss, come check mine.
33:11I told everyone we've really had to sweat it, miss.
33:16Well, you're all gonna have to pull the stops out.
33:19If you want to beat Kingfisher House.
33:23Yes.
33:24The money's in the pocket.
33:38Just to let you know, there'll be no cash.
33:44If the baby's mine, I'll look after it when it's born.
33:50Until then, you can do your worst.
33:58If Jack Rimmer is due, I think this house system might actually improve things in this dump.
34:04Well, don't you go native on me.
34:06Hey, if it works, Grantley.
34:10Far be it from me to comment, but are you sure you're thinking with the right organ?
34:16Well, he'll certainly be getting a few brownie points from me tonight.
34:20Over and above the ones he gets for his bedroom skills.
34:25Can I have everybody's attention, please?
34:35You're gonna hear about this very shortly, so you might as well hear it from me.
34:43I, um...
34:49I've made a potentially very big mistake.
34:55Some time ago, I might have slept with a young woman who I believed was at least 18.
35:05Turns out she was only 15.
35:13That girl, Zoe Ramsden, turned up at school today, pregnant.
35:25Obviously, the situation can't continue, so, uh...
35:29This will be my last day here.
35:45I've seen it all now.
35:52Bet that was a shock to you, love.
35:55I had her in my class this morning.
35:57A right little Lolita she is.
36:01See, that explains Jack's reaction when he saw her this morning.
36:04Actually, there's a little more to it.
36:08She's blackmailing him.
36:14What lesson have you got next?
36:16So why are you there?
36:16No!
36:17No!
36:18What house are you in?
36:20Look, I'm not in the mood.
36:22It could have to be in mind.
36:24Kingfisher's.
36:24Get lost, Lewis!
36:37Who is he?
36:38Oi!
36:39Leave her alone!
36:40Nobody!
36:41He'd better not be.
36:42And you'd better get that money.
36:43You wanna tell me how?
36:44No, because I've done what you said.
36:45He's not giving it.
36:46You tell him to get that money tonight,
36:48or you're going to cops undoing him for rape.
36:50I said, get off her!
36:56Get the money.
36:57Or else...
37:00What are you doing with him for?
37:03Forget it, okay?
37:04I can take him out if you want me to.
37:06Don't be stupid, Lewis.
37:08He'd kill you.
37:13Jack!
37:15Jack!
37:18I just want you to know that none of this makes any difference.
37:22What?
37:23It won't come between us.
37:25I won't let it.
37:28Oh, give yourself a shake, woman.
37:30Jack, I know you're upset.
37:32And you've every right to be.
37:33I told you what a nasty piece of work she was.
37:37I know you are.
37:38I know you are.
37:38Which is why we should sit down and talk about this over a nice dinner and a bottle of wine.
37:42Look, I don't quite know how to say this, Steph, but I don't want to go out with you again.
37:47This is all gonna blow over.
37:49You don't do it for me, okay?
37:53I beg your pardon?
37:55I've got things to do, alright?
38:04Come on, canaries, get to your letters.
38:05There's no hanging about.
38:07Do you want me to know how to beat the pink fishes at home work?
38:09Yeah.
38:12How's that, them brain box?
38:14It'll cost you, but you pay me more than Lewis does.
38:18Lewis Payes, yeah.
38:20I'm a service provider.
38:22But it's a free market, right?
38:30Dizzy, can you come with me tonight?
38:35I can't.
38:37Look, Lorna, I really don't think you should be here.
38:39Please don't judge me.
38:41I just can't face up my own.
38:49you know i'm here for you darling yeah but it's it's too quick i don't think you've thought it
38:54through i think you're gonna end up doing something that you don't want to do
39:00look just give it two or three weeks and see if you change your mind i won't you know the
39:05quicker
39:05i get it done the better if i wait any longer it won't be an option you're my best friend
39:11is he
39:21who's gonna read
39:24how about you yeah you're zoe ramsden right yeah okay then scene seven
39:46sorry so i'm not feeling very well neither am i
39:53so
40:02so
40:27the matter's in my head and in my heart
40:29i will be bitter with him and passing short i prithee pretty youth let me be better acquainted
40:37with thee
40:40what's the matter with you
40:41baby
40:42it's coming
40:44oh mama
40:53king king i need you quick i need you
41:07i'm sorry
41:09tom move these deaths out the way
41:10all right everybody else out come on move it you lot scum
41:14all right rebecca uh go to the school secretary tell her to call an ambulance quickly scum you lot am
41:20i talking to myself
41:21move move i won't tell you again i won't tell you again i won't tell you again out out
41:24come on move it you lot scum
41:26all right just just let me help you yeah okay i'm just gonna take your underwear off
41:39oh god i can see the head i thought you weren't due for a couple of months you're gonna be
41:43fine
41:43just keep doing what you're doing
42:02what's going on
42:03mr chairman got me sciving for mr clarkson's class
42:07i don't believe this after everything i've said
42:11right as of now you were grounded for a whole month
42:14a month get in the car i don't want to hear another word
42:20sorry andrew
42:25is it true they put you in the cooler all day
42:29want to know what i've read in mum's diary now
42:32she's in love with mr clarkson
42:34him that's why dad went off her
42:41i'll meet you there in half an hour
42:43okay
42:45what are you meeting her for
42:46don't start and get in the car
42:48why is it so secret
43:01don't start and get in the car
43:02it's all right
43:04it's all right
43:06it's all right
43:07string have you got any string string what you want string for
43:10to tie off the umbilical cord if we need to
43:19bands i've got rubber bands
43:20no no no they're too stretchy
43:22shoelaces give us your shoelaces come on
43:24it'll be okay to me
43:28take some deep breaths darling
43:29take some deep breaths
43:30uh tom breathe with her
43:31deep breaths deep breaths love
43:33in and out
43:39in and out
43:48right you're gonna do exactly what i tell you
43:50you get in you order a pizza
43:52when it's delivered you lock the door
43:53and you stay there until i get back
43:55and you do not even think about stepping out of line
43:57or i will swing for you
43:58you definitely like you mum but you aren't meeting mrs clarkson
44:01you're in your business
44:02well what if a mad accident breaks in what we're supposed to tell him
44:05but we don't know how our mum is
44:06tell him to ring me on the mobile
44:07and about all the Somehow
44:35you
44:35and
44:35I
44:39Dad! Mum's that in? No. Oh, let's party.
44:44It's Dad. Mum doesn't want you here. That's not a very nice welcome, is it, Clog?
44:51Well, you shouldn't be sneaking behind her back. Just a minute. I didn't know your mother
44:55wasn't gonna be here. Yeah. So don't speak to Dad like that. He's
44:59only here to see us. You wish. Come on, girls. Let's go out for
45:05a burger, eh? And then we're gonna see a movie after. Mum said that we weren't to
45:09see you. Yeah. Cos last time you went out and got
45:12people killed. That's nothing to do with me or Dad.
45:17She's turned you against me, hasn't she? It's you that's always been against us. That's
45:23why you left us for your girlfriend. So don't pretend that you want to be with us. Cos it's
45:28crap. Mika, get you, Colm. I never thought I'd see the day when my own daughter sports me
45:37like that.
45:51Lorna, before you do this, please can you think how you're gonna feel after? I'll be
45:55fine. Honestly, it's not as if I can't have any more babies. You don't know that. This
45:58could be your only opportunity. I'm surprised you never get pregnant again. I will. Come
46:02on. Lorna, millions of women only have one child. This could be your first and last.
46:09Look, I've gotta ask you this. Are you just having an abortion to stop Tom walking out on
46:14you? Is he? Well, suppose he dies? For God's sake, it happens. You know, you'd have got rid
46:19of his baby, a part of him. Look, we could walk away from you right now and just go for
46:26a drink.
46:38We've got you. OK, Zoe, now push. That's all right. That's all right. We're doing really
46:42well. Come on. One more push. Someone called Magnus. Push, Zoe. Come on. Really dig in.
46:48Push. Oh, my God. One big push now. One big push. Oh, my God. You've done absolutely
47:07the right. We're brilliant there. She's beautiful.
47:09WHERPING
47:11WHERPING
47:14WHERPING
47:15WHERPING
47:18WHERPING
47:20WHERPING
47:21WHERPING
47:22WHERPING
47:23WHERPING
47:24WHERPING
47:25WHERPING
47:28WHERPING
47:49I've got this feeling that there's something that I miss
47:56I could do most anything
47:57Don't you breathe
48:02I could do most anything
48:04Something happened
48:06That I never understood
48:09I could do most anything
48:12You can't leave
48:20You've got a gorgeous little thing there
48:23Thank you
48:26She's beautiful, isn't she?
48:29The paramedic says that she's not premature
48:35I think you've been pregnant for a bit longer than six and a half months, haven't you?
48:40So it's not Mr. Rimmer like you said
48:48Presumably you'll want us to contact the father
48:50No
48:51Shouldn't I at least let him know?
48:53What for?
48:54So we can bash her about as well
48:57You can tell him to sod off if you like
49:00It's outside the school gate
49:01It's waiting for me
49:05It was the idea
49:06You know
49:08To blackmail him
49:18News just in
49:20News just in
49:21Zoe Ramston's just given birth in Tom's classroom
49:24What?
49:26See that chap over there?
49:30Craig Harris
49:32I expelled him three years ago
49:34He's the father
49:36Eh?
49:37He's where the idea to blackmail you came from
49:44According to Zoe
49:45You were chivalry itself
49:47The night she took you home
49:50Apparently young girls don't do it for you
49:55I doubted you, Jack
49:58Sorry
50:02Mr. Harris
50:04Your girlfriend's just given birth to your baby
50:06My baby?
50:08I don't think so, mate
50:09That kid's got a note to do with me
50:12It's his
50:12And he knows it
50:14If you don't mind, Andrew
50:15I don't think this is the right way to discuss these matters
50:20That is
50:22You're not going to get sued for that
50:23Go ahead, you piece of scum
50:25While you're at it
50:25I'll do you for extortion
50:27And threatening a school child
50:28Now shove off
50:38So, er
50:39Do I unpack my boxes?
50:40Are you going to report me for ABH?
50:44I didn't say a thing
50:47Don't you breathe
50:49I can do most anything to you
50:52Something happened
50:53That I never understood
50:56I can do most anything to you
50:58You can't leave
51:01You can't leave
51:03I can do most anything to you
51:16How long will you do your best
51:17By that little baby now, is all?
51:18Yes, sir
51:19I'm sorry, sir
51:41Look after her, yeah?
51:45My wife's having a baby, too, you know
51:48At least yours has got a nice dad
51:50Since I'm sorry, I'm afraid to die
51:53I can do most anything to you
51:57I can do most anything to you
51:59I'm so scared
52:00I can do most anything to you
52:21Are you okay to drive?
52:23I could use that drink
52:25No
52:26You've got to go home and talk to Tom
52:28I just hope he takes your news the way you want him to
52:34So, I live to fight another day
52:37I always knew you would
52:39Listen
52:42Thanks for today
52:43You too
52:47Good night
52:47Good night
52:51Poor Jack, what a day
52:53I know
52:56So, Andrew
52:58After you've finished your marking
52:59What do you do at the end of an evening?
53:01Well, I don't head down the pub
53:02To be escorted home by 15-year-old girls
53:06Actually, I'd like to cook
53:08Mmm, you cook
53:10Not very rock and roll, is it?
53:12I suppose it depends on what you're cooking
53:16Can I offer you a lift anywhere?
53:19You going my way?
53:20Well, I'm going to go and meet Christopher back
53:22And drop you anywhere on the way into town
53:28Damn
53:29I'd forgotten
53:30Talking of marking
53:33Look, you head off
53:34I'll get the bus
53:35Are you sure?
53:36Yeah, yeah, yeah
53:36See you tomorrow
53:39Okay
53:40Good night, Kim
54:05Lona
54:07You won't believe what happened to me today
54:09That new girl, Zoe, went into labour right in front of me
54:11Saw the whole thing
54:12This tiny little girl just came out
54:15I've never seen anything like it
54:20Hey, what's wrong?
54:25The check-up
54:26Sorry, I forgot
54:27Oh, baby
54:29It isn't alive
54:40Where's Mika?
54:42Dad took her for a burger
54:43I thought I told you that you're not to have anything to do with them
54:46Said we weren't allowed
54:47Why do you think I'm still here?
54:52God knows why you're here
54:55I'm sorry for shouting at you, darling
55:00I went to see Holly today, Mum
55:04It was horrible
55:06Is that where you went when you bumped off school?
55:11Chloe, why didn't you say?
55:13I just...
55:14I can't believe what's happened
55:16Shh
55:17Come on
55:18Try not to let it get to you
55:19I can't help it
55:22It's just...
55:23It's always in my head
55:27Maybe Holly will get better
55:29Then you and her can be best mates again
55:35Just before you kick off
55:37I've been out for a meal with my daughter
55:40And here she is
55:41Delivered home
55:42Safe and well
55:43At 7.15 precisely
55:45And you think that's going to swing it in the family court?
55:49Family court?
55:50Yeah
55:50Cos that's where I'm going with this, Jimmy
55:52I don't want you coming near me
55:53I don't want to meet other girls any more
55:54I don't trust you
55:55And I'm making it official
55:56You try and take my kids away from me
55:58You'll have one mother of a battle
55:59Try taking me on
56:00I'll win
56:01Yeah
56:01Cos the whole system's run by feminists
56:03Hurry along
56:04Shelley will be waiting for you
56:05You just wait, Izzy
56:07Well, thanks very much for consulting us about what we want
56:12And you've got a cheek
56:13Talking about Dad's girlfriend
56:15When it's obvious you fancy someone else
56:18What are you talking about?
56:20Nothing
56:25Mum
56:27If I tell you something, do you promise not to tell Mika?
56:31What is a clue?
56:32I mean, really, really promise
56:39Mika's read your diary
56:43She knows
56:45She knows
56:45She knows about you and Mr. Clarkson
56:52It's not my fault, isn't it?
56:54No
56:57It is
56:59It is
57:00I'm so sorry
57:03What I've put you through these past weeks
57:06It's no one's fault
57:08All this self-indulgent crap about leaving my gel
57:10I knew it was stressing you out and I didn't care
57:13No
57:14And now look what I've done to you
57:15Tom
57:16These things happen a lot
57:19We can have another baby, can't we?
57:21Of course we can
57:24And we will
57:26Won't we?
57:28Just as soon as you get better
57:30No
57:30No, no, Tom
57:34I've made you feel you're not special, haven't I?
57:38There were times when I thought you were going to leave me
57:45I'm a changed man, I promise
57:48I'm gonna make everything okay
57:49I'm sorry
57:50I'm so sorry
57:52I'm so sorry
57:55I'm so sorry
57:58I'm so sorry
57:59I'm so sorry
58:00I'm so sorry
58:01I'm so sorry
58:01Mika, it's your dad
58:02I am gonna sort out this mess once and for all
58:05You just watch
58:07Lewis?
58:09Yes?
58:10Did you do this homework yourself?
58:11Me?
58:12I know it's true
58:14You know what's true?
58:15About you and my mum
58:18I'm gonna do it
58:19There's no way you're staying in here a minute longer
58:22I'll make a confession
58:246
58:25I saw you
58:27No
58:27No
58:28No
58:29No
58:32Wait
58:33Wait
58:33Leave
58:33Yeah
58:46He can't 뉴스
58:48No
58:50Please
58:52Be