00:02This is it.
00:04Hey, look, just tell him straight. He'll be fine.
00:06And what if he doesn't accept it?
00:07Of course he will. You know he will.
00:09He's love spending time with you and Kyle.
00:12Oh, you're so lucky. You've got everything.
00:14You've got the man, the baby, the job.
00:16I'm bored of your crew.
00:17True, true, but I'm bored of you.
00:19Yo, Mr Cowell, what you seeing, bro?
00:22Boo boy. Hasbo. How's it going?
00:24Why are you chatting to this for?
00:26Man don't have a clue about nothing.
00:28You've got it in black and white.
00:29Bolton Smiler is the dad.
00:31Nah, he's all in mouth.
00:32Let's see how he handles himself a little later, yeah?
00:35Anytime, boo boo.
00:36I'll eat you up like a sandwich.
00:38Mmm, yum yum.
00:40So, that's it then?
00:42You got the DNA test back? Yeah.
00:44Wait till you see his face when I tell him.
00:46Hey, we've got to wait until after the gig.
00:48Might put him off.
00:51Now, the winner
00:53gets a shot at the big time.
00:55But I can only take one of you on.
01:02There's no way that you could expect me to sit back there
01:04for them MCs, just drift past the air, not dead deadly.
01:09Sorry mate, that was my fault. I've got a lot on my mind.
01:11This is really important, you know, bro.
01:13Right, yeah, I'm sorry.
01:16There's no way that you could expect me to sit back there
01:19for them MCs, just drift past the air.
01:20Zip, zip, zip. Hey, I'm getting in there.
01:22Hi.
01:23Can't wait to see our Bolton in action.
01:25If Bolton wins tonight.
01:27When Bolton wins tonight.
01:29When Bolton wins tonight.
01:31His career is gonna rock it.
01:34Hey, langers. How can you afford that
01:36when you still owe me rent money?
01:38You was a great Janice, you know I don't have a job.
01:40Yeah, and why's that?
01:41Because you got caught nicking out the till.
01:43We make need some glass collectors at the bar.
01:45There's no way I'm doing some nasty bar collecting work.
01:48Get over there, Tam, that you're a friend of mine.
01:49Otherwise you can find somewhere else to sleep tonight, yeah?
01:54He's got a girl, got her pregnant on her first date.
01:57On this stage he's got less presents than his...
02:04Don't think it's cheating, do you?
02:07Not if I don't get caught, bruv.
02:12It's a white wine, Philip.
02:14Right, okay.
02:22What?
02:24You're Kyle's dad, Bolton.
02:27No doubt.
02:28No.
02:29But you're pleased.
02:31Yeah, I'm a dad.
02:33Means everything's in working order, innit?
02:36I'm just joking with you, man.
02:38Come here, Mum.
02:39Give us a hug.
02:43How's the daddy?
02:47Artie's holding back here.
02:51Sorry, mate.
02:52I can't do the soundness for you tonight.
02:53I'm starting this new job.
02:55No worries, mate.
02:56I'm better off on my own.
02:57This gig's for my son.
02:59What?
03:01So he's definitely yours?
03:03Give it up for Boo Boy, the daddy.
03:06I can't believe it, man.
03:07My mum said the dates didn't match up.
03:09I told her, though.
03:10He even looks like me.
03:11I knew he was mine.
03:18How convenient.
03:22Hi, Michaela.
03:24Congratulations.
03:25So you've proved Bolton's the dad, then?
03:27Yeah.
03:29Well, isn't that just fantastic?
03:31You've got a great job, a son by the guy you want, and now you've got that DNA test result,
03:35you and Bolton can fly up into the sunset to Dubai, is that right?
03:39That's absolute crap.
03:42You would know.
03:44Get out of my face, Danielle.
04:08Okay, people.
04:09What's going on?
04:09We inside, yeah?
04:11Stereo.
04:11Yes.
04:12Make some noise.
04:13Yeah.
04:15Hey.
04:17Erm.
04:18Look, I'm really sorry to be doing this right now, but I was looking at Michaela's bag, and I found
04:23this letter.
04:29Says you're not Kyle's dad.
04:30Are you ready for the live battle of the century?
04:32That were you ready for?
04:33So, I'm going to bring the first MC up.
04:35Boo Boy, where you at, man?
04:37Look at the stage.
04:38Good on, Josh.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Well, go on, people.
04:45You're good.
04:46It's Boo Boy inside.
04:47Make some noise.
04:49About to make this little Asbo MC.
04:50Who's he think he is?
04:52Nothing.
04:53Check.
04:56Asbo, what you're acting for?
04:57We all know you're a plastic prawn.
04:59Fish you can fake.
05:00Dizzy won't shake if you heard you're off milk pour.
05:03This is my one shot.
05:04I'm here to get that deal.
05:06He's a goodie.
05:07Gum cross.
05:08Asbo just ain't that real.
05:10To sign out because your box don't fit.
05:12And I hope you realise that after the rhymes and we go outside, the won't with your fight
05:16because you can't box this.
05:17Man's a professional warrior.
05:19You're a geek with your teeth in a deal.
05:21You ain't real, so it's Sean really bored.
05:22But you still got merch.
05:23So how does it feel?
05:24How does it feel?
05:25Put your hands up in the air.
05:26Make some noise.
05:29Check.
05:31Too many girls acting crazy.
05:33They're getting caught having babies.
05:35Now they're changing nappies daily.
05:37But I'm booing, you can't restrain me.
05:39Now she's stressing cause she's pregnant.
05:41Let me mention a suggestion on reflection.
05:43You're sure to use protection.
05:46You think I'm an idiot?
05:47You think you can use man like some tools?
05:51I'm boo boy.
05:52I'm gonna lose.
06:00What's up man?
06:01What are you saying bro?
06:03Yo, people still inside.
06:05You feeling what's going on?
06:06You feeling through all year?
06:06Technical problems man.
06:08These things happen.
06:09Yeah, well maybe you should spend a few more years getting some practice.
06:12I'm ready now man.
06:14Sorry, bruv.
06:15But we need someone who can handle it up there.
06:26Honest to god Mikaela, I'm really disgusted in ya.
06:30What you did was totally sick.
06:36Why would you lie about something like that Mikaela?
06:39I was desperate.
06:41I never want to see you again.
06:51You know.
07:02You look fine.
07:04Can't even tell you're a baby innit?
07:06Shut it you.
07:08Ooh, I spoke and smell victory.
07:16Time to do your thing man.
07:17Okay people, it's time for the next man.
07:20He goes by the name of Asbo MC.
07:22Make some noise for Asbo MC people.
07:24Yeah yeah.
07:33Maybe Asbo's gonna be crap.
07:37He's got a girl got up pregnant on the first date.
07:41On the stage he's got less presents than his birthday.
07:44Listen boo boo, you must have a screw loose.
07:47He's good isn't he?
07:49Fantastic.
07:50Only I thought proper rappers did it live.
07:52Yeah they do.
07:53It's part of the skill.
07:54It's all up here in their heads.
07:56I think you find Mr. Asbo's miming.
08:00No way.
08:02Bolt him.
08:02He's the real deal.
08:04You wanna find out?
08:06Cause believe me I'm not lying.
08:08You wanna find out?
08:09You wanna find out?
08:12You wanna find out?
08:21You wanna find out?
08:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:27I think we got ourselves a choker.
08:29Yeah?
08:30Ha ha!
08:31Ha ha!
08:33Ha ha!
08:33Ha ha!
08:34Ha ha!
08:35Yo, what's going on with Asbo, man?
08:38What's the deal with that?
08:38You don't feel it that way.
08:40Can we have a pow wow?
08:42In the bar?
08:47You see, the thing with you, is you're really of the streets.
08:52Yeah?
08:53It's authentic.
08:55I don't know how much this means to me, man.
08:57Can I just ask, like, how did you find out about Asbo cheating?
09:00Instinct, mate.
09:02I know this business inside out.
09:04Call me.
09:05Yeah?
09:06Yeah.
09:10Ha ha!
09:11Thought you could play boo boy, huh?
09:13Belton's gonna be famous.
09:14I'm really happy for you, Belton.
09:16Did somebody just speak?
09:19You mean nothing but a piece of trash?
09:23Get you home, eh?
09:30What a success!
09:32Ha ha!
09:37Right, my rent money, please.
09:40Oh, look at the state of you, Paul.
09:42I'm sick of it.
09:43Hey, hey, there's no need to get nasty.
09:45I've got your rent money.
09:48Someone must have nicked it.
09:53I just wanna get out of here.
09:55I've got an amazing job lined up in Dubai.
09:58With an apartment.
09:59Everything.
10:00Well, go then.
10:02I can't, can I, Philip?
10:04I need to be married.
10:06Do you really wanna go to a country where that's the law?
10:08Yes.
10:10Anything's better than here.
10:15Well, what about me?
10:18Sorry?
10:20Well, you might be looking at your new husband.
10:23You?
10:25Well, think about it.
10:26You need a man to marry to get to Dubai and someone to look after Kyle whilst you're at
10:30work.
10:32Are you being serious?
10:34Why not?
10:35Could be a great opportunity for me too.
10:38A new start.
10:39What?
10:39Why would you say that, Philip?
10:41Why would you just want to give up your life?
10:45What life?
10:47I haven't got one.
10:48In fact, it's miserable.
10:49Please, give me a shot of this.
10:51I know I can do it.
10:52Are you for real?
10:55We can fill in the forms for the wedding in the morning and then the next thing you
10:59know, we're jetting off to Dubai.
11:02It's that simple, Michaela.
11:04Are you sure?
11:06Are you absolutely sure?
11:10A million percent.
11:38You need to be afraid.
11:38You, Lord.
