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00:25Oh, the very man.
00:27I'm looking for someone to be Davina's mentor on next year's teacher training programme.
00:31Do you think I'm the right person for the job?
00:33Well, to be frank, I know, but I'm not exactly supposed to be a choice, am I?
00:36I was a real grand major supervisor.
00:39Well, think about it.
00:40Yeah.
00:44Bit of a cheek. Trying to blackmail you into helping her.
00:48But why would I not want to help Davina out?
00:50I thought you two were sick of each other.
00:52Doesn't mean we can't work together, does it? I'll see you later.
00:57I'm sick of each other.
00:58He didn't deny it, did he?
01:00You wait.
01:01The more they seek for each other, the worse it'll get.
01:13Tom.
01:15If it wasn't for me doing this hairdressing thing, you and Davina might still be talking.
01:20That's nothing to do with it.
01:26Look, I was just kidding myself. She's way out of my league.
01:30What?
01:31Tom, I know that you still love her.
01:33All we have in common is this place.
01:35I'm talking crap, Tom.
01:37Oi, Clove.
01:50Mr Espinal.
01:54I have a special assignment for you.
01:56I need a welcoming party for Monsieur Ligard.
01:58Who?
01:59He's the, erm, chef du projet of a cultural exchange organisation.
02:03You know, school liaison, all that palaver.
02:04He's given us the money for two language labs.
02:09Davina, can I have a word?
02:10Yeah, sure.
02:12Is it true you and Tom split up?
02:14Is that what he said?
02:16Well, yeah.
02:18But I think...
02:19I mean, I know.
02:21But he just doesn't want to lose you.
02:24Clove, you shouldn't be worrying about what a couple of daft adults are up to.
02:28Just forget about me, Tom.
02:30You should try it on your own life.
02:31Well, I would.
02:33If you'd just admit to each other how you feel.
02:38I wish it was a straight vogue, is that?
02:41PHONE RINGS
02:42The culmination of weeks of hard work, coaxing and downright bribery.
02:48Oh.
02:50The mysterious Monsieur Ligard.
02:53It's like the second coming.
02:55I'll believe it when I see it.
02:56Oh, he'll be here.
02:57Him and his money.
02:59Hey, don't tell me you doubt my ability to lure a man, Grantley.
03:03Listen.
03:04This is where Claude has been having his tea for the past two months.
03:08And I tell you, Miss Mason should be down on her knees kissing my size fives the money I'll be
03:13bringing into this school.
03:14Maybe you've found your metier.
03:16I think I have.
03:18I've got a skill and if I can use it to the best advantage of the school, then why not?
03:26Hi.
03:27Good morning.
03:33Oh, look.
03:35Can we sort out where we stand?
03:36Hmm.
03:37Just for the next time Claude collars me in the corridor.
03:40Honestly, I'll swing for her.
03:43But I think we've made it pretty clear that we should just be colleagues.
03:47Which is just as well because Rachel's asked me to mentor you next year on the graduate teacher programme.
03:52All right.
03:54Don't I get any say in that?
03:56Well, thanks for the vote of confidence.
03:58I'd just like it to be someone who wants to do the job.
04:00I do.
04:01As long as you're gentle with me.
04:03Are you making me out to be some sort of elder?
04:06It was a joke.
04:07Right.
04:12Oh, no.
04:13Check.
04:14He's now trying to look all smart.
04:15Come on then, travel agent of the mum.
04:18Are you taking his pictures this morning, all dead smart-like?
04:21Yeah, they're just taking pictures of everyone who's been headed to this competition.
04:23And the winner gets a picture in the next travel brochure.
04:26Mason's given him the morning off, said if he wins it's dead good PR for the school.
04:30All right.
04:31Can't speak for myself.
04:31How's £1,000 on travel vouchers good PR for anyone but don't eat?
04:35And now!
04:36Ha-ha!
04:36Don't land then!
04:37Come here, come here!
04:38No, no, no!
04:47Chaz, for one minute, OK?
04:51Yeah.
05:37Didn't want to be alone
05:39Didn't give a damn about anyone else
05:41She told me get it to the back
05:43Now her time was running out
05:44Now she did things to me that I've never seen before
05:47With her
05:50Anybody else would
05:52Anybody else would be okay
05:59With her
06:02Anybody else would
06:03Anybody else would be okay
06:13Good luck
06:14I hope we're in the competition
06:16He will
06:22You looked amazing
06:24She looked like a right
06:26Why'd you let him do that
06:27I couldn't do nothing about it, babes, alright
06:29The guy just grabbed her
06:30Yeah
06:32Chill out will you, babes
06:33Don't chill out, babes
06:34Me, don't, eh
06:36Clothes really starting to get on my...
06:40You better tell her
06:41And tell her quick
06:42I would do
06:43But the lawyer says different
06:44The lawyer says
06:45I have to be married a year to get a divorce
06:47Okay
06:53We should get a cut of French's money for doing this
06:56That's the cross-cultural spirit we've come to know and love you for, Alicia
06:58I feel like a sappy flower girl or something
07:02Oh my God
07:02Here he comes
07:03Right, go and tell Mr Lawson and Miss Mason
07:11There you go
07:12Thanks
07:13Oh, a relief
07:15It is like the proverbial weight being lifted from your shoulders
07:18Yeah
07:19So, any news on Hordley's whereabouts?
07:22Not that I know
07:22I hope we never have to see him again
07:24Hmm
07:26Miss Haydock sent me
07:27Monsieur Lagarde
07:29Okay
07:31Well
07:34I guess I'll go and meet and greet
07:35I'll see you later
07:37Two language labs can't be bad
07:38Yeah, let's hope so
07:40Only three grand this schmoozing business has cost us
07:43It'll be all right
07:44He's just a natural warrior
07:53Claude
07:53Stéphanie
07:54Mouah, mouah
07:55A grand plaisir de vous revoir
07:57Just as handsome as I remember him
07:59Well, welcome to Waterloo Road
08:02Eh bien
08:02Miss Mason
08:03Monsieur Lagarde, thank you so much for coming
08:06Enchanté
08:07Merci pour votre visite
08:09Merci de m'avoir invité
08:10Your very generous sponsorship of our language labs
08:13It's all really secure our vocational French courses
08:15Thank you so much
08:16Eh bien
08:18Je vous souhaite une visite agréable
08:21Et merci pour votre appui
08:24De nos laboratoires
08:26Eh, laboratoires neuves de langue
08:29Elle même espère que les laboratoires vont préparer mieux nos élèves à apprendre la langue française des affaires
08:36Bravo
08:37But, Stéphanie, there's no need to translate
08:39My English is very good
08:41It is a matter of honour for me
08:43That one speaks the language of one's host
08:44When it's possible
08:45Absolutely
08:47Steph, are you going to show Monsieur Lagarde around?
08:50Yes
08:50Yes
08:51I'll give you the grand tour
08:53So we'll see you in my office
08:55Start lesson three for coffee
08:56Thank you
08:57Shall we?
09:07Colouring in, a.k.a. art and design
09:10Can we?
09:11Sure
09:16We're just having a nose
09:23What are they doing?
09:24They're painting landmarks in the style of French Impressionists
09:28Bet you've got the real deal over there, though, eh?
09:31With your Galerie Lafayette
09:33The shopping centre?
09:35Just my little joke
09:38But don't the children get the opportunity to paint en plein air?
09:42Oh, there's not many open expanses in this neck of the woods, Claude
09:45It's very much bull terrier land
09:51But if they're learning about the French Impressionists
09:53They should
09:53They should be painting from real life, you know?
09:56Learning about
09:57Light and colour
10:00So
10:01You're a bit of an artist, then
10:03Well, I'm available for sit-ins
10:06Clothes optional
10:13Miss Mason has spent a lot of time
10:15Working on the vocational approach to teaching
10:18You know, getting the kids to express themselves
10:20Yeah, I can see that
10:21And now that that seems to be working
10:23We're concentrating on the traditional subjects like French
10:28And what we want is
10:29A language laboratory
10:31But they don't come cheap
10:32Which is why we need rich businessmen like you
10:35I agree
10:36Language is important
10:38I can make a difference here
10:39I'm sure you can
10:42Don't forget
10:42I know
10:43Changed a couple of paragraphs
10:44I've seen Tom Mark
10:46Never even looks at her
10:47I know
10:48Steph says she's a champion speed reader
10:50But I've seen her at home marking
10:52I feel bad about this
10:54But it's not like we're hurting anyone
10:57We're not stealing or anything
10:58Yeah
10:59It's like nicking grades
11:00I don't need grades for what I want to do
11:03Grades don't mean anything if you've got the passion
11:04Ooh, who told you that?
11:07Look, I'm just doing this for Tom
11:09I promised him good marks
11:12I like it when he smiles
11:15It's not got a right lot to smile about at the moment
11:18I know Steph's been a nightmare over this whole language lab thing and all
11:21If I get decent grades
11:23She'll be well happy too
11:30As long as we don't say out to anyone else
11:32It's just me and you, yeah?
11:33Yeah, of course
11:41This is where it all happens
11:43Ah, the language teaching?
11:44Mm-hmm
11:45Everything you see here is the fruits of my labour
11:48And which year is studying this?
11:51This is Year 8's wall
11:54Decorated it all themselves
11:55Do they find it challenging?
11:57Um, yes
11:59I think so
12:01Are there any other teachers?
12:03Oh, not in this department
12:04I'm the head honcho here
12:05Do you teach German?
12:08No
12:08Spanish?
12:10Not yet
12:11Italian?
12:13Listen, most of them can't even speak their own language
12:15Little boogers give up French when they get to Year 9
12:18Ah
12:18This is bad
12:20Very bad
12:21This place needs help
12:27So, Claude, what do you think of our school?
12:29The pupils are extraordinary
12:31Very warm
12:33Excellent
12:34How do you take your coffee?
12:35Black
12:36He likes it black
12:37Right
12:48So, um, Mr. Degard
12:51I'm sorry, but how much are we actually talking about here?
12:54Steph's been a bit vague with the figures
12:58When Stephanie first told me of your plight
13:00It was my plan to offer you money for your labs
13:03But where are the teachers to teach in them?
13:07Um, hello
13:10And where are the pupils to learn?
13:12Only very few, I am told, are studying for the A-level
13:14This is offensive to me
13:17I'm sorry, Madam Mason, but it's not the language lab that you need
13:21It's the teachers who can inspire
13:25Um, well, we're always eager to improve our teaching standards
13:28But, um, it would be the, uh, language labs that would inspire the kids to learn
13:33I'm sorry, but I have to say no
13:35I will be talking to schools who have more potential
13:38When you have invested in the teachers, I will willingly return
13:48Madam Mason
13:49Mr. Lawson
13:51Yeah
13:52Stephanie
13:53Au revoir
13:55Au revoir
14:00Steph!
14:18Come on
14:19Stephanie
14:21Come on
14:28Claude
14:31Claude
14:32I think we've got our wires crossed somewhere along the line
14:36In what way?
14:37Well, maybe I could explain it to you over a nice glass of wine
14:41Suffice to say, I'm going to look a complete idiot if you don't cough up
14:45May not
14:46Erm, it's just that, you know, given what we mean to each other
14:50I think we should have a frank discussion
14:53I think perhaps this is a good idea
14:55You do?
14:56The more honest we are with one another, the more we know what we both want
14:58Oh, Claude, that would be such a help
15:00Well, I'm prepared to do this for you
15:01Thank you
15:02Shall we say, your hotel, one o'clock?
15:05Okay
15:17You alright, mate?
15:19Women in it, man
15:20I'll do my head in
15:29Stand tall, my friend
15:48Hi
15:49Hi
15:51Hi
16:02Eddie
16:04I know you're disappointed, but don't give up on me
16:06I said I would come up trumps and I will
16:08Oh, yeah
16:09It's just a case of playing him along a bit more, French style
16:12You know what they're like
16:13Yeah, because it's gone really well so far, hasn't it?
16:16Don't be so cynical, Eddie
16:17What on earth are you going to do now?
16:20The way you're going will end up owing Claude money
16:22All I need is for you to cover me lesson four
16:24I'll be back before you know it
16:30Okay
16:37When I sent you those letters
16:39I didn't think you were going to reply
16:43I'm really glad that you did
16:46I've missed you loads
16:50Yeah
16:52Me too
17:00So why now?
17:02Why'd you get back in touch?
17:03I just wanted to make sure that it was definitely over between us, you know
17:07I didn't want to be bumping into you in the supermarket and then thinking that
17:10Or with me pushing trolleys
17:13Realising I've made a mistake
17:17Well, you're here now
17:22Anyone I know?
17:26Wild guest, Tom Clarkson
17:36He's a good bloke, Tom
17:42Can you meet me tonight?
17:45I've got a lot of organising, so I've got a new job
17:49Yeah?
17:50Head teacher
17:56I never thought you'd set foot in a school again
17:59This one's in Dubai
18:05Right
18:10I hope it goes well for you
18:14Have a nice trip
18:17Okay
18:17Yeah
18:25Davina
18:26Come with me
18:33Come and have dinner with me
18:36Let's talk about it
18:38Jack, let's just leave it
18:39No obligations
18:40No pressure
18:42I can't
18:45I still love you
18:46You know that
18:51This is crazy
18:54Yeah, okay
18:56I'll see you at seven
18:59Let me know where
19:13Matt Gosling
19:15Two Little Dogs, 22
19:18Beth Pell
19:20Think of a number, 38
19:25Stephen Green
19:28Played before, old son
19:29Played before
19:31Neil O'Rourke
19:36Hi, Grantley
19:37I'm sorry to interrupt
19:38But can you take a look at this?
19:39Hmm
19:39I think it's been copied word for word
19:41From a GCSE revision guide on Macbeth
19:44General who is not naturally inclined to commit evil deeds to articulate for our lot
19:51Have you seen any other odd ones?
19:52No
19:53And look, I've just got through all this lot
19:56Right, erm
19:58So what should I do?
19:59Do you think Rachel might want to tell the exam board?
20:01Er, no
20:02Why would we want to do that?
20:04Our results are bad enough as it is
20:06Er, well, because
20:07Has he signed his declaration?
20:10I do solemnly declare that this work is mine, all mine and nothing but mine
20:14Yes, but
20:15Well, then we're covered
20:16No, we'll deal with this ourselves
20:18And I would lay you odds of seven to one on at the coursework moderator wouldn't notice
20:24No, we submit the marks and they rubber stamp it
20:26Listen, I'm just going to see what Rachel says
20:28Give it
20:32Oof, Paul Calderbank
20:34Right, let me deal with it
20:35Er, I'll take it from here
20:37What are you going to do?
20:38Well, I'll talk to Miss Mason
20:40See what action needs to be taken
20:42But I'll be having a few stern words
20:45And he can do it all again
20:48Okay
20:49Thanks
20:55Yeah, you've got to see who's going to finish probably late
20:57I'll leave that
20:59You must be joking, bro
21:01You all right, Club?
21:02Hi
21:03Hi
21:04Hi, I see you boys and her baby
21:05Oh, listen, I'm sorry about, you know, the photograph
21:09Selene looked a bit
21:09Hey, don't worry about it
21:11She's cool
21:13Well, I meant what I said
21:14I hope you win
21:16Looks like you're doing really well
21:18Yeah?
21:19Thanks
21:20I hear you're doing pretty well with your hairdresser and that
21:24Nice one
21:25Thanks
21:26Hey, never guess who I saw today
21:29Mr. Rimmer
21:31Hey, he was with that Davina Shackleton, wasn't he?
21:34Yeah, right
21:36You all right, Sel?
21:37I was telling Chloe about Mr. Rimmer, you know
21:41And he was in this well-smart car
21:43And then Davina started getting in and they were both chatting and that
21:46Hi
21:50See you in a bit
21:52Come on, mate, you all right?
21:59Nika
22:01No, guess what Dante's just been telling me
22:03Apparently he saw Davina getting in a car with Jack
22:05Jack Rimmer?
22:06Yeah
22:08Surprise, surprise
22:09I knew he'd come back
22:11That's it then
22:11They must be back together
22:13Mika
22:13Mika?
22:13Chloe
22:14There's nothing we can do about it
22:15They're adults
22:16She's obviously made her choice
22:18Well, we've got to do something
22:20Like what?
22:21I don't know
22:23Mika, I really like her
22:25She's the only person that took me seriously with my hairdressing
22:27And you can't say she wasn't nice to you with all your eco-warrior stuff
22:31Even if Tom wanted her back?
22:32He does
22:33Mika, he loves her, I know he does
22:36You know it too
22:38Come on, think of all the women he could be bringing back
22:40Chloe, even if you wanted to get them back together
22:43It's too late
22:44It's definitely looking unlikely
22:46Rimmer back on the scene, Tom doesn't stand a chance
22:49Er, what's that supposed to mean?
22:51It's not quantum physics
22:52No offence, but
22:54Rimmer's just got this irresistible magnetism that Tom lacks
22:59Tom's better than Rimmer any day of the week
23:01If you say so
23:02Okay
23:04Let's see how Mr Irresistible copes when he's got us two to contend with
23:07Right, I've got to go
23:08Meet me at lunchtime, yeah?
23:37Hey
23:39Skyving off?
23:41Skyving? You've got to be joking.
23:42The next couple of hours might be the hardest of my entire life.
23:45What's going on?
23:46I've got the whole school riding on me, Matt.
23:48I've got to get Claude to cough up with the cash.
23:50So, what are you going to do?
23:52I don't know. Talk to him. Use me feminine wiles.
23:55I just want Eddie and Rachel to know that I'm not a complete waste of space.
24:00Tell me I'm not a complete waste of space.
24:02You're not a complete waste of space, OK?
24:05Thank you. I've got to go.
24:08Steph, be careful, please.
24:16All right, last but not least, off you go.
24:28You've been in a wee world of your own this lesson.
24:32Sorry.
24:35Dubai.
24:36You know, I thought Jack was all for the kids,
24:38but it sounds like he's just taking the money
24:40and running as fast and as far as he can.
24:43You never know with him.
24:46It seems like he's totally changed, though.
24:49He's very sure of himself.
24:51Well, good luck to him.
24:53But it sounds like this could be your chance for a wee holiday.
24:56He could be living on that Dubai, Pam.
25:01No.
25:04Oh, my God.
25:07Well, um, he's leaving tomorrow, so...
25:10Well, what are you going to do?
25:11You're not going, are you?
25:14I don't know what to do.
25:16I...
25:17I'm meeting him tonight.
25:22You're extra load of the fries for next lesson.
25:25Brilliant, thank you.
25:28Does he know?
25:30No.
25:47Tom.
25:49Have you got me?
25:53I, um...
25:54I saw Jack today.
25:56He came up to the school.
25:59Jack, right, um...
26:02How is he?
26:03Yeah.
26:03Yeah, he's fine.
26:05He's off to Dubai.
26:07Teaching.
26:08He's got the headshot.
26:10Big money, then.
26:13He wants me to go with him.
26:21I'm, um...
26:22I'm meeting him tonight at the Lankfield Hotel, so I...
26:24So you're going?
26:26No.
26:29I haven't made up my mind yet.
26:33Well, if you haven't made up your mind, you must still be considering it.
26:39Don't stay on my account.
26:43I'm not going to get involved in a beauty contest, but you're hungry, man.
26:49You want him.
26:53You go and get him.
26:58I use him to know what you want in your life.
27:00That's great.
27:02I don't.
27:15How are you going?
27:16Nice one, sir.
27:25We'll say no more about it, but next time make sure that at least some of it's in your own
27:30words.
27:31Okay?
27:32Or I'll be forced to tell Miss Mason.
27:35There you go.
27:36Thanks, sir.
27:40I'll be right back.
27:41Actually, if I get half a dozen, I was thinking single rows that are spitting now.
27:44Yeah.
27:44Or a dozen.
27:45Or two dozen.
27:48Or 23.
27:50Did you see that film where the guy becomes convinced that the number 23 has portents of disaster?
27:54Just get six.
27:54And hurry up.
27:56I'll tell you what.
27:57I'll just get six.
28:00Right.
28:00How you doing?
28:02Um, dear Davina, I'm sorry for what I said.
28:05This is just daft.
28:06Please, let's talk about this away from Chloe and Mika.
28:19You?
28:21Stephanie.
28:24Lisa.
28:30It's lovely here, isn't it?
28:32Can I offer you something?
28:34Oh, just a glass of wine.
28:41Merci.
28:42Et voilà quoi.
28:47Claude, I'm quite an impulsive person.
28:50And I think you are too.
28:52So, let's be honest with each other, eh?
28:56I fancy you.
28:58And I know you feel the same about me.
29:01So, why not do a bit of business along the way?
29:03Say, 30,000 euros worth?
29:11Rachel's approached me about the possibility of being your mentor last year.
29:17Right, um, well, you know, I wouldn't want to put you to any bother, Grantley.
29:23I mean, if there's someone else that can do it, I'd rather...
29:26Oh, believe me, if there was anyone else, I'd very willingly give him or her the task.
29:31Thanks.
29:35I don't know why I want to do this job.
29:38Because teachers seem to spend their whole lives being flaming miserable.
29:48Nice one, Grantley.
29:52Davina!
29:54Hey.
29:55You repeat, Grant, teacher.
29:57Learning off Grantley?
29:59No.
30:00Me.
30:01If you'll let me.
30:04Thanks, Tom, but, um, I don't think that's a good idea.
30:08I would love to see you at the front of a class.
30:11Yeah, well, who needs a teaching qualification where they could be lying on a beach in Dubai?
30:18You're not serious?
30:20That's not what you want.
30:22And you know what I want.
30:25You want to teach?
30:28Let me be your mentor.
30:31I don't think that's a good idea.
30:34I wouldn't want to be a burden to you, sir.
30:37It wouldn't be a burden.
30:40No, it's just, um...
30:43It just wouldn't be worth the hassle that it'd bring you.
30:47Okay?
30:58Stephanie, you're a beautiful woman.
31:00Strong, but...
31:02Well, that's true.
31:03I mean, I do have very high standards, Claude.
31:05Always have had.
31:06I think that's maybe the part of my character that men find attractive.
31:10But it's just what I look for in a woman.
31:14What I look for in a man.
31:17Stephanie, we say we would be honest with one another.
31:20I'm a wealthy man, but I don't believe in something for nothing.
31:26I'm sorry, I cannot give you the money.
31:29The answer is no.
31:31So it's been nice to see you again, and...
31:35Au revoir.
31:51Tom?
31:54Me and Chloe were thinking.
31:57Why don't you take us out to a nice restaurant tonight?
31:59Try and cheer you up a bit.
32:01I don't need cheering up.
32:02You could have fooled us.
32:04If you're talking about me and Davina, I told Chloe.
32:06The feeling's mutual.
32:09OK, well, just cheer me and Chloe up, then.
32:12Come on, Tom, we're really looking forward to it now.
32:14We'll do the booking.
32:16Maybe at the weekend, hey.
32:17OK.
32:19Fine.
32:21So Chloe's right, then?
32:22You do blame her?
32:23I don't blame her for anything.
32:25Well, that's what she's going to think, isn't she?
32:28Mika.
32:30All right, we'll go.
32:40What makes you think Davina will turn up?
32:43Half a dozen roses and the promise of a chicken fajita?
32:45No.
32:46She'll turn up because she loves him.
32:49Chloe, are you sure this isn't just about you wanting to see Tom settled?
32:53Is it actually what they both want?
32:56I know she loves him.
32:58Judging by the way she was this morning,
33:02I can just tell.
33:03She's not happy that it's over.
33:06Sorted!
33:07Seriously?
33:08Yeah.
33:26Stephanie.
33:27Claude.
33:28Listen, I know I might have been a bit full-on downstairs.
33:32Or perhaps you're just scared of English women.
33:35Well, you don't need to be.
33:41Oh, very posh.
33:45Ah, the mini bar.
33:51Right.
33:52Veer gents and open the champagne.
34:16Hello?
34:17Where the hell are you?
34:20Look, we've covered two of your classes today.
34:22We can't manage any more.
34:24Yes, I'm sorry, Rachel, but I've been a bit detained.
34:26Why are you whispering?
34:28Because I'm in the hotel room with Claude.
34:30Look, just get back to school now.
34:38She's having dessert in the Frenchman's bedroom.
34:41Oh, when's Steph going to realise this is a business deal, not a bloody date?
34:44Oh, sorry.
34:50Oh, my favourite.
34:52Oh, my favourite.
34:54Oh.
34:55Oh.
35:00Oh.
35:00One of the things they could use the money for is sending little old moi on a refresher
35:04course.
35:05Oh.
35:06Or I could, um, come to Paris in the school holidays and get some lessons from a native
35:13French speaker.
35:14A refresher course?
35:15Yes.
35:15Well, it's you that said that we had to invest in the teachers.
35:19Think of what that money could do for French at Waterloo Road.
35:22Now, Stephanie, stop.
35:23I want you to leave my room now.
35:25There will be no money.
35:26Oh, come on, Claude.
35:28You know what this means to me.
35:30One piece of advice, Madame Hedoc.
35:32A desperate woman is never an attractive woman.
35:36Desperate?
35:37For you?
35:41I am way out of your league, matey.
35:45Oh, and thank you for stringing me along.
35:48Oh, of course, Stephanie.
35:50I will be delighted to help you and your school.
35:53And what about all those flaming phone calls there?
35:55That was a waste of time.
35:58Well, I hope that your other schools are more deserving than our kids.
36:02That is where you should focus, Stephanie.
36:03On the children, not me.
36:06This was never about you, Claude.
36:09I've been teaching at Waterloo Road for nearly 20 years.
36:12And this, this was about giving those kids a chance.
36:38You're never going to have what Claude and Daunty had, so just face five.
36:42Oh, yeah.
36:43And what would you know about it?
36:45Hey, if she knows plenty.
36:46Shall we set some up?
36:48Oh, great one.
36:50Oi, it's in.
36:51It's out.
36:51It's in.
36:52It's in.
36:53Hello?
36:55Oi, shh.
36:59Yeah, yeah, it's Donny.
37:00Yeah.
37:03Right.
37:05Okay.
37:07Thanks, mate.
37:09Bye.
37:14I won.
37:16A flaming one, man!
37:18Oh, no!
37:19Wait!
37:21San Antonio, here I come, mate!
37:23You know what I'm saying?
37:24You're going on your own, are you?
37:26Here I come.
37:27Oh, come on, sir.
37:28I didn't mean that.
37:29Don't forget who put you forward for this competition.
37:32Supported you.
37:33Give you loads of advice and that.
37:35Well, it'll definitely be me and you, all right?
37:38Yeah.
37:39What the hell's going on here?
37:40Sorry, sir.
37:42Can we say you're not back yet?
37:43Yeah.
37:45Look, I'm sorry that it's bad news, but I tried my best.
37:49I'm going for a drink.
37:50Well, you'd better make it a large one, because I'm afraid your role as financial director is
37:54over.
37:55Rachel clawed as good as promised me that money.
37:57It's not my fault you turned out to be a liar.
38:00What the hell was I thinking, giving you the role in the first place?
38:02I put everything, everything into this job.
38:07But if that's not good enough, then fine.
38:09Sack me.
38:10Oh, Steph, it's not about being...
38:50It's a bit old fashioned, but it's a nice gesture.
38:53Yeah, but an empty one.
38:57You've been a wee bit hard on him, don't you think?
39:03This?
39:04It's all about Jack.
39:06It's an antlers thing.
39:08If he really feels this way about me, then why doesn't he tell me to my face?
39:12Because he's not very good at it.
39:14Yeah.
39:14Because he doesn't believe it.
39:20Rachel, we've got a visitor.
39:25Monsieur Lagarde.
39:26Madame Mason, I might have a serious complaint to make against your school.
39:30Excuse me?
39:31Madame Hedoc, in your country I think you call it sexual harassment.
39:36However, I think that her heart was in the correct place.
39:39Um, I can only apologise if you feel compromised.
39:43No, no, no, I'm a big boy.
39:46And Stephanie, she showed her passion for the children.
39:50Madame Mason, I have changed my mind.
39:52This is a cheque for 30,000 euros.
39:57What?
39:58I thought perhaps it could be used to find a student teacher from France, perhaps,
40:02to work with your staff.
40:04But that's up to you.
40:06Perhaps some of the money could be used to retrain Stephanie.
40:10She's a little inexperienced in business.
40:12But please, don't send her back to Paris.
40:16No.
40:16No, nowhere near you.
40:23Right, you ready then?
40:24You're not going like that, are you?
40:26Well, what's over there?
40:27Yeah.
40:27Can't you look a bit more...
40:29kind of...
40:30minted?
40:31Yeah.
40:31More sophisticated.
40:33Alright.
40:39Well, that's just boring.
40:42Boring?
40:48Do you want any art?
40:51I'm...
40:55I don't want any art.
40:56Yeah.
40:56There's no art.
40:56I don't want any art.
40:57I don't want any art.
40:58Do you have any art?
41:00Yeah.
41:02I guess.
41:03...a little art.
41:04Well, for you, my darling...
41:06It's not long enough, but I don't want any art.
41:10It's not long enough.
41:25Well, this is some place you've chosen here, girls.
41:28We'll have to come back here when you get your exam results, thank you.
41:31When you both get straight A's.
41:43Hiya. Can I have, um, a large vodka and tonic, please?
41:52I think I'm going to have the lamb. What about you, Mika?
41:57Er, I don't think there's anything I can have.
42:00Yeah, maybe it's a bit too posh.
42:02Hey, come on, we can do posh.
42:04In fact, one was thinking of having the foie gras for Stotters.
42:07Oh, I'm going to go to the Lou.
42:09Yeah, I'll come with you.
42:11I'll change it to scallops if it's going to make you feel any better.
42:14Bye, Tom. See ya.
42:24Hey.
42:26Everything OK?
42:27So far so good.
42:29Right. Where to, then, ladies?
42:31Not been clubbing in a while.
42:32Oh, I thought we were going to get some pizza.
42:34Oh, you can come too.
42:37Yeah, of course.
42:39Are you all right?
42:40All right, I'll leave you to it.
42:41Got some work to do.
42:43More work?
42:44Any more swatting and you'd almost be as clever as me.
42:47No, thank you, Brett.
42:48See ya.
42:52God, I really hope this goes to plan with Tom and Dwina.
43:19Dear Tom, you hope we have done the right thing.
43:22But your dining partner tonight won't be yours, but Dwina.
43:48Hi, Ian.
43:48Hi.
43:56You look fantastic
44:00What are you having?
44:02White wine, please
44:05Please
44:06Yes, sir
44:07Thank you
44:12It's you spending your touch-free money
44:15Before you've even earned it
44:20Yeah, well, we'll go in touch tonight
44:24Well, I hope you'll let me buy you one thing
44:28Take it to a faraway place
44:36Do you know something?
44:40It took me ages to get over you
44:45You were my first proper grown-up relationship
44:49Is that the same as being your first proper true love?
44:54Close
44:56I think
45:00You and Tom
45:03How long?
45:04Not long
45:07Kiss me
45:10Kiss me
45:22I saw that NFL once
45:26The woman wanted to tell if there was still something there
45:31That spark
45:35I mean, I'm not complaining, but
45:38Do you really need a kiss for that?
45:45Thank you
45:51Thank you
45:57How are you doing?
46:04Enough
46:12Yeah, you Bien
46:17Good
46:17Hi
46:21Hello?
46:22Mika?
46:23Tom?
46:23You've made me look like a complete idiot.
46:26Davina didn't show up.
46:27I'm so angry with both of you.
46:29Tom, calm down.
46:30I'm really, really sorry.
46:32It was stupid and childish of you.
46:34Yes.
46:35Yeah, it probably wasn't stupid and childish.
46:38But we were only trying to help you make the right decision.
46:41I'll be the judge of what's the right thing for me.
46:44Fine.
46:45But just ask yourself this.
46:47Are you more annoyed about me?
46:48You're looking like a dummy.
46:50Or the fact that Davina didn't turn off.
46:54I'll see you later.
47:23Put another one in there, mate, will you?
47:26And a pint of best and a glass of Merlot, please, mate.
47:29I'll get these, Steph.
47:30Had known that, I would have ordered a triple.
47:33Guess how much money Claude gave us?
47:34Yeah, all right.
47:35He blew me out, the little fridge.
47:3730,000 euro.
47:38Over 20 grand.
47:41You're lying.
47:43You came to see us after you left.
47:45I can't believe it.
47:49What happened to make him change his mind?
47:53You, apparently.
47:55See?
47:56Told you you were wrong.
47:57I did it.
48:00Yeah.
48:01Well done.
48:04Well, can't I approve of your methods of persuasion?
48:06Every financial director has their own little ways, Rachel.
48:13I'm still for the chop, aren't I?
48:19Oh, my God.
48:24Mason's in there, Chris.
48:27I believe I'm still hiding away from teachers.
48:29I'm married, man.
48:30Well, not long.
48:32Only six months to go.
48:33Oh, get over yourself.
48:36So I've flashed a bit of thighs, so what?
48:38Don't tell me you've never done it.
48:41I'm not reinstating you, Steph.
48:43We'll discuss your new responsibilities when we've brought to something.
48:48Somewhere you'll do the least damage.
48:53Thanks.
48:55For nothing.
49:05Steph.
49:06Maxine.
49:07This is a pub.
49:08You've got no right to be here.
49:10Now just...
49:11Just go home.
49:13Steph.
49:13What's going on?
49:14What's up?
49:18I'm what's up.
49:21I'm hopeless, Max.
49:23No way.
49:23You are not saying that about yourself.
49:25But it's flaming true.
49:28Making out I'm something I'm not.
49:32Finance director.
49:33That's a laugh.
49:35French teacher.
49:37It's even funnier.
49:39I'm just a fake, Max.
49:41I'm just trying to cover up the fact that I'm crap at everything that I do.
49:45You're the best, Steph.
49:48Nobody's ever going to tell me any different.
49:52You've made me, what, get up in the morning and be happy.
49:56And if that's not success, I don't know what it is.
50:00I love you.
50:03Oh, God, Max.
50:05You don't know how much I needed you to say that.
50:12And you're not the only one who pretends to be something they're not, you know.
50:15There's loads of folk do it.
50:17I mean, loads.
50:18What do you mean?
50:21We know them really great coursework marks I've been getting.
50:27Would I be able to train as a teacher over there?
50:31I'm sure you could.
50:33It's an international school.
50:35Facilities are amazing.
50:38And what if I said I wanted you to stay here?
50:41Well, I've signed a contract.
50:44It's a big commitment.
50:47Well, I'd be letting a lot of people down.
50:50That's the right answer.
50:54What, was this some kind of test?
50:56Yeah, of course it is.
50:59I'm about to make the biggest decision of my life.
51:02I want to be sure.
51:04Why are we more likely to make it over there than what we would here?
51:08We didn't work here because of me.
51:11I was nose diving.
51:14And the pills were making me think everything was okay, but it wasn't.
51:17I couldn't make sense of anything.
51:20It's been a long haul getting my life back in shape, but...
51:24All along...
51:26I've been thinking of you.
51:29I still love you.
51:34Come with me.
51:54What are you doing here?
51:58You've just had dinner with him and I was waiting for you to have dinner with me.
52:01I'm sorry, Tom. I just...
52:03I thought it was an empty gesture.
52:04Well, the truth is it wasn't a gesture at all.
52:06I didn't actually invite you for dinner. The girls did.
52:09I'm sorry, Tom.
52:12We've got plans for tonight.
52:16As I sat there...
52:18Waiting and waiting...
52:21Honest to God, I was shaking with excitement.
52:25I'd have given anything to see you walk through the door.
52:28Well, she didn't.
52:30Tell him.
52:32I was choked.
52:35And I just knew.
52:38I knew that...
52:41You know that too, don't you?
52:43I knew that too.
52:49Whatever you decide, it's fine.
52:53I just needed to tell you.
53:01Sorry for interrupting your evening.
53:09You okay?
53:11Yeah.
53:12Yeah.
53:12Yeah, I'm fine.
53:18I'm gonna get exploded on that now.
53:20You won't, if you keep your mouth shut.
53:23Anyway, you've told the truth now and that's all that matters.
53:26But suppose I get grades that I don't deserve.
53:31If everyone got what they deserved, Maxine, I would be stepping into a chauffeur-driven limousine.
53:37And instead, we'll get in the bus.
53:39Where's the fairness in that?
53:40Anyway, what's the point of giving Ms Mason another stick to beat us with?
53:55I thought you were going clipping.
53:57Someone gone crap, Clem.
53:58Davina didn't turn up.
54:00You're joking.
54:01Where's Tom?
54:02Throwing himself off a cliff by the sound of it.
54:04Although, you might want to throw us off first.
54:17I need a beer.
54:21Tom!
54:22Tom!
54:29I know.
54:31It's all right.
55:09when you're at home.
55:10It's all right.
55:10I can't do that.
55:11It's all right.
55:11No, I can't do that.
55:13You can't do it.
55:13You can't do it.
55:13You can't do it.
55:17I can't do it.
55:21You'll have to take the care of me.
55:21You're trying to do it, never mind.
55:22You're trying to get a good idea.
56:10Dovina? Come in. It's nice to see you.
56:16Amelia.
56:27Can I have one of those?
56:42A girl can change your mind, can't you?
56:45Bye.
56:46Bye.
56:49Bye.
57:00Bye.
57:04Bye.
57:06Bye.
57:16Bye.
57:23Bye.
57:26Bye.
57:26Bye.
57:26Bye.
57:28Bye.
57:29Bye.
57:29Bye.
57:30Bye.
57:32You