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00:00Music
00:30You're big and a gay!
00:31What's the difference?
00:32Then what are you saying? Are you all right?
00:34See you.
00:39Oh, my God.
01:04Uh, yes, please, please.
01:12Oh, no.
01:23What? Um, yes, sorry.
01:26Um, we've had a break-in at the Waterloo Road School.
01:30Oh, my God!
01:54Morning.
01:56Morning.
01:57Morning, girls.
02:00Did you have a nice...
02:02Yeah.
02:04Yeah, it was quiet.
02:05You?
02:07Um, we didn't end up going away, so ours was pretty quiet, too, wasn't it?
02:12Everyone always says that, don't they?
02:14It was quiet.
02:16Yeah, usually, cos it is.
02:20Yeah.
02:22Yeah.
02:26What was the allergy?
02:27What was the allergy?
02:27Stress getting to you, yep.
02:29Oh, really?
02:30And I've had some pretty odd food cravings.
02:32Odd?
02:33Peanut butter and turkey sandwiches, Glow.
02:36Oh, that's disgusting.
02:41Well, er, no point in putting it off any longer, I suppose.
02:48Yeah.
02:50Let's get in there.
02:52Yeah.
03:04I just found out.
03:06How much did they get?
03:07Lot of things.
03:08Really?
03:09What about petty cash?
03:10In tact.
03:11Just vandals.
03:13Well, what a lovely welcome back, huh?
03:16How about you?
03:17How was your break?
03:18Oh, it's fine.
03:19You're only fine?
03:20Quite good, actually.
03:22Blimey.
03:24Yep.
03:26Had a bit of time with my lad.
03:28Not much, but, you know.
03:30Oh, well, better than none at all, huh?
03:33Saw Alison a couple of times.
03:36Oh.
03:37That's good.
03:39Look, I never really thanked you.
03:42Not properly, anyway, so, er, well, I've got you this.
03:47Oh.
03:47I think you'll find it oddly appropriate for today.
03:51You're going to have two.
03:53It's pretty well wrapped for a man.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Done with the precision of a mathematician.
03:59Wow.
04:00Crime and punishment.
04:02See?
04:02Totally appropriate for what you've got to do today.
04:05Well, thank you very much.
04:07But we are only visiting, remember?
04:08Yeah, well, some would say it's only a matter of time, with Bolton and his little gang.
04:13Hence the visit.
04:15You still think you can scare him straight?
04:17Look, he's got 18 months before he enters the real world.
04:21Now, he thinks it's all a game, but we know he's got talent worth nurturing.
04:25Still, I'm taking him out of the mocks.
04:28Do you really think that these boys take the exams seriously?
04:30No, but they should do.
04:33It shouldn't matter to everyone in this building.
04:35But I'm on my own there.
04:36Come on, don't be a martyr.
04:38Anyway, they can sit them when they get back.
04:40And they might take them more seriously after the trip.
04:43No, I thought you were visiting the prison.
04:45Not Lords.
04:49She's going to be a breezer.
04:51Everyone else on the exams while we're having a trip.
04:53Yeah, to a prison.
04:55So what?
04:56Yeah, it's not exactly what I'm telling us, is it, Smiled?
04:58No, it's better.
05:00Whatever.
05:01Serious, man.
05:01We'll have a right laugh.
05:02Do you think so?
05:03Because that's not what Miss Mason told my mum and dad.
05:05Yeah, well, Mason don't know what I know.
05:07And what's that?
05:08We're going to Castle Ash for Nick, right?
05:10Yeah, sure.
05:11Well, dad always reckoned Castle was the cushiest Nick of the lot.
05:14This is going to be a breeze, man.
05:15Will your dad be there?
05:17Nah, he's been moved, innit?
05:18Safe.
05:19But he always said Castle was the place to be.
05:21It's a seriously easy stretch.
05:23I'm telling you, there's nothing that Mason can show me in there.
05:26Nothing.
05:36Morning.
05:37All right.
05:38So, feeling confident?
05:39What about the trip?
05:40Yeah.
05:41Yeah, it's going to be great.
05:43Really?
05:45I'm a little bit nervous, but as it was my suggestion.
05:50No backing out now anyway, is there?
05:52Yeah.
05:52Well, good luck then.
05:56All right, mate.
05:57Good break.
05:58Yeah, it was quite...
05:59It was nice, yeah.
06:01Listen, tonight's parent evening.
06:03I need some help.
06:05I want to up the numbers and I need someone personable to do a bit of phone bashing.
06:08I would have asked Steph.
06:09That was, she's too busy gadding about in France.
06:11Oh, fundraising.
06:12The phrase is fundraising.
06:15Yeah, no worries.
06:16I'm sure I can fill Steph's shoes.
06:18Brilliant.
06:18Bridget's got a list of all the non-repliers in the office.
06:21Thanks, Tom.
06:22Right.
06:23I've changed my mind.
06:24Our Bolton's not going on this trip.
06:26Er, right.
06:27Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to take that up with Miss Mason.
06:29Right.
06:34I'm telling you, prison's a doddle.
06:36That's not what my uncle Dermot said.
06:38Yeah, but he's a mentalist.
06:40Dad's Nick's got a gym, TV room, pool table.
06:43So is your dad like the top dog then?
06:45Of course.
06:46I don't call him that.
06:47You've seen too many films.
06:50Look, he's going on the trip with us.
06:53Right.
06:55In you get then?
06:56Need the keys, sir.
07:02Alec.
07:03Get in quick.
07:04He's late.
07:04Have you got exams to score, mate?
07:06Yes.
07:07Well, you'd better get a move on then, hadn't you?
07:09Go on.
07:19Bolton?
07:21Bolton, can you unlock the door, please?
07:23Bolton, can you unlock the...
07:37He's just too excited.
07:39I mean, he thinks it's going to be a holiday.
07:40You know, where he can muck about.
07:42I know, but that's what he thinks about everything, Candice.
07:45I mean, that's the whole purpose of the trip.
07:48Well, I don't care.
07:49I don't want him to go.
07:50Fine.
07:51Fine.
07:53But at least tell me the real reason, because...
07:56I know...
07:57I know that Bolton's dad's in prison.
08:01Might be.
08:03Might not be.
08:05That's what I tell Bolton, to stop him asking questions.
08:10I don't know where his dad is, and I don't want him to know where we are.
08:15I thought, you know, out of sight, out of mind.
08:21But this Christmas, when he answered a word from his dad,
08:27I found myself making all his excuses.
08:30And I think this trip, I think it might be just bringing up too much for him.
08:37You could just tell him the truth.
08:39I just don't think that it's doing Bolton any favours pussyfooting around him.
08:45He has got serious behavioural problems.
08:47Oh, I'm to blame, eh? Blame parents?
08:50Yeah. And I blame the school. And I blame society. And I'll blame Gordon Brown.
08:55If it'll make you feel any better, Candice. We can play this blame game all day if you want to.
09:00Okay.
09:03Okay, you can go.
09:05You will not regret that.
09:07And I think you'll find some serious improvement.
09:13They've locked me out the minibus.
09:18Danielle.
09:19I need a word.
09:20Say it.
09:20I'm chasing up parents' evening forms. We don't know whether your mum's coming or not.
09:23I can tell you she isn't coming.
09:25Why not?
09:26Because she doesn't want to.
09:30She doesn't like driving at night. It makes her nervous.
09:33I see.
09:34Well, if ever she wants to talk to any of the teachers.
09:36Yeah, yeah, I'll tell her.
09:40Okay.
09:41What's up?
09:42Nothing, come on.
09:46French exam?
09:47Yeah.
09:49You nervous?
09:50Not really. I've done my revisions.
09:53Glad someone has.
09:54No, we've been slacking off, have we?
09:56No, just finding it hard to concentrate.
09:59I'd say I've had that problem. I've actually found it pretty easy to concentrate without any annoying distractions.
10:06Okay, everybody in.
10:16Miss Shackleton?
10:17I'm sitting in on the lock exams.
10:19I'm a special needs student.
10:22Good idea. You all right, Darren?
10:25Just let me know if you need anything.
10:29Are you nervous?
10:30Yeah.
10:31Well, that's not going to help me dyslexia, is it?
10:34You just remember those breathing techniques, okay?
10:37You'll be fine.
10:38Go on, Darren.
10:42I'm sorry, Rachel. I never even thought.
10:43It could have been worse.
10:45They could have decided to drive off.
10:46I've got the keys.
10:48I've got the spare set, eh?
10:52Out!
10:55I said get out!
11:00Do you think it's funny?
11:01You were laughing.
11:03Well, I'm not!
11:07Do you know what everyone said in the staff room when they heard that you were visiting a prison?
11:11They said, best place for them.
11:13And lo and behold, before you even leave the school, you are proving them right!
11:16Fine.
11:18Where are you going?
11:19Home.
11:19How much point in me being here if you often come to such a waste of space, is the lads?
11:24No, you're quite right.
11:25There's absolutely no point in you being here unless you change your behaviour.
11:28That's what I keep saying.
11:31So I'll make you a deal?
11:32I'm listening.
11:34You can drop out.
11:36But only after you've been on this trip.
11:38And if you still think that school's a waste of your time after that, then I'm off your case.
11:43Is that a deal?
11:45Deal?
11:46Get in then.
11:49All of you, get back in.
11:58Cheer up. We'll win this one.
12:14And you may begin.
12:18Good luck.
12:51Quiet exam conditions.
12:59I said quiet.
13:01I can't answer the question.
13:03What?
13:04I can't answer this question. It doesn't make any sense.
13:07Then miss it out and move on to the next.
13:10I can't do that. I have to finish what I started, but I can't do it.
13:13So this first question isn't what she expected.
13:16Right. Enough. Out.
13:19No, but there's still time left.
13:20It makes no difference. You've already failed for disturbing the exam. Out.
13:25But I didn't mean to.
13:27But you did. Out.
13:40Sorry.
13:47All right, show's over. Get on with it.
13:54Hmm.
13:54Hmm.
14:29I was...
15:09I was...
15:22I was...
15:24What's happened?
15:26I couldn't answer the question.
15:29OK.
15:31Why are you out here?
15:34I had to come out. I was disturbing everyone else.
15:38But I couldn't help it.
15:40I know.
15:44Why don't you come with me, huh?
15:53Come on.
16:14Welcome to the Majesty's Prison, Castle Ashford. You must be Miss Mason.
16:18Hi.
16:18Mr. Wilding, good morning. I'm Governor O'Brien. You can call me Peter.
16:22These are your visitors for the day?
16:24Good morning.
16:27We'll make a start in a moment, but first I need to point out some health and safety issues.
16:31How far?
16:32It might be boring, but I need you to listen.
16:36Now on this visit, you'll be accompanied at all times by myself and my two prison officers.
16:41You'll do whatever my officers tell you to do when they tell you to do it.
16:45Now you might get some verbal abuse when you walk through the prison, but don't respond, eh?
16:51Finally, you'll not under any circumstances give to or take anything from the prisoners.
16:57Any questions?
17:01Okay, let's go in.
17:03So what people are in here for?
17:05All sorts.
17:06Burglary, drug offences.
17:08Murder?
17:09There are some violent offenders in here.
17:11Obviously I can't discuss individual cases.
17:14Okay, if you follow me in.
17:21Okay, put your bags and coats on here.
17:25Don't be afraid you can't take them in.
17:27Then we'll need you to empty your pockets over here and slip your shoes off.
17:30What for?
17:31Everyone has to be searched before they go into the main building.
17:34Including your teachers.
17:35Really?
17:36I don't really know if I'm...
17:38Everyone.
17:39All visitors from babies and prams to little old ladies.
17:42So come on, Miss Mason.
17:44Is that a good example?
17:45Excuse me, I've just got a tape.
17:47We'll be able to use your phone in there.
17:49That's fine.
17:50Hi, Bridget.
17:51Yeah.
17:53What file?
17:55No, I haven't.
17:58Until we see, why would anyone take my file?
18:00I'm sure it's there.
18:01No, I'll find it when I get back.
18:03Okay.
18:06You next, Miss Mason?
18:11Right.
18:12Well done, everybody.
18:14Put your pens down, leave your papers on the desks, and off you go.
18:19Don't look so worried.
18:22All right, darling.
18:29So, did you really have a good holiday?
18:31Yeah, that's all right.
18:32You?
18:34Well, it was pretty tough on the girls.
18:38First Christmas without Izzy.
18:39Oh, yeah.
18:40Of course.
18:41We tried to keep it jolly, you know.
18:44I think that's why they got so much revision done.
18:47Take their minds off it.
18:48Well, at least that's something.
18:49Well, Izzy would have been pleased to see it.
18:53More like...
18:54Shocked and stunned.
18:58I was going to call you.
19:02Yeah.
19:04I picked up the phone a couple of times, too.
19:09Did you?
19:10Yeah.
19:12But then I, um...
19:14thought better of it.
19:17Right.
19:17Well, er...
19:18very sensible.
19:22See you later.
19:26See ya.
19:30This is D-Wing.
19:32Houses more than 40 prisoners.
19:34Although it was really only designed to hold 30.
19:37That must make things uncomfortable.
19:39Definitely.
19:40But our resources are stretched on all fronts.
19:43Sounds familiar.
19:46How long do the inmates spend in their cells?
19:48Up to 23 hours a day, in some cases.
19:51How would you like to spend all day, every day,
19:53staring at the same four walls?
19:55I do, anyway.
19:56Never leave me bedroom in a school holidays.
19:58Oh, yeah, but police cells don't come equipped
20:00with Playstations and DVD players.
20:02Neither does me bedroom.
20:03What's all this, then?
20:05You were told about the school trip
20:06coming round today, Rob.
20:07Oh.
20:08So you lot are the reason
20:10I'm stuck in here all day.
20:12Have a good look around, have ya?
20:14What do you think so far?
20:15It's all right.
20:16Well, to me, we're told not to respond.
20:18I'm a woman.
20:19It's been a while since I've heard a woman's voice.
20:22We're moving on.
20:23Moving on.
20:24Found out a name, yeah?
20:26That's what you call sexy.
20:28And I like to put a name to me fantasies.
20:31Gets me all warm right now.
20:34That's it.
20:35I laugh.
20:35Funny, innit?
20:37Looking at me like I'm some wild animal in a zoo.
20:41Only I don't find it fully!
20:42That's enough.
20:43Calm down.
20:45I've been in there since last night.
20:46I've got one out!
20:47Get me out!
20:48Get them down to the kitchens.
20:50I'll float this out.
20:54It's all the meals over here.
20:56It appeared to me.
20:58It's all the time.
20:58It's all the time.
21:01It's all the time.
21:02Is everything okay?
21:02It's all the time.
21:04Boys, are you fine?
21:05Are you okay?
21:05It's just that.
21:06They've been prisoned, mate.
21:07I don't know you're doing both.
21:08They need you out there.
21:10I thought we were supposed to have two offices with us at all the time.
21:12We'll be okay in here.
21:15Do you reckon?
21:16They won't do anything that would risk their jobs in here.
21:18I don't want jobs in prison.
21:20If it's a choice between spending 23 hours a day in a 10 by 10 or peeling a few spuds,
21:25put it this way.
21:26You can pull them on your hairnet.
21:28This is as good as it gets in here.
21:31You thought your dad said the food was good?
21:32This is worse than the crap.
21:34Look, this is up.
21:35Mate, I don't eat this rubbish.
21:37Gets his mace to bring him something in or gets one of the guards to call out for a Chinese,
21:40isn't it?
21:41Yeah, right.
21:42What would you know?
21:48Danielle?
21:50Just to let you know, I've spoken to your mum.
21:52She is going to come to parents' evening.
21:54Apparently, she didn't get her note.
21:56I forgot to give it to her.
21:57Maybe so.
21:59See, there's nothing to worry about, you know.
22:01As far as I can see, your work's good.
22:03Your behaviour's passable most of the time.
22:06Unless you're concerned about what another teacher might say.
22:09Yes.
22:10Are you sure?
22:11Because if you are, we can talk about it.
22:12No, it's OK.
22:13Honest.
22:14I look forward to seeing her, then.
22:19We are summoned by him.
22:21And for what?
22:22By Eddie.
22:23For?
22:24Your guess is as good as mine.
22:27All right.
22:31What?
22:32What's wrong?
22:33Nothing.
22:35You didn't want your mum to come in?
22:37Yes, sir.
22:38What's wrong with her?
22:39Nothing.
22:40She's fine.
22:40Is that true?
22:42I wouldn't know.
22:43I've not even seen her.
22:44Why haven't you seen your mum?
22:46We only go to your house when she's out.
22:48Just leave it, will you?
22:54What do you think about that French examiner?
22:56Pretty easy, huh?
22:57I was like, it was that easy.
22:59Yeah, well, I mean, it's challenging in places.
23:02Right, what's this thing?
23:05I need your help.
23:07You know, I know, it's for the school paper.
23:10I ask people to write articles about what interested and inspired me.
23:15And?
23:15It seems the only things are inspired by our big brother,
23:19or the X factor, or ever such a nanotons.
23:21You're such a snob.
23:22Yeah, well, maybe I am, but do you want to read a 500-word article
23:25on Posh and Bex's matching tattoos?
23:27Because I'm not sure that's what Miss Mason wanted.
23:31Please, any ideas?
23:34What about something on the local music scene?
23:38Like, good venues, local record labels, that kind of stuff.
23:42Yeah, it's good.
23:43It's really good.
23:44Have you got a free beer this afternoon?
23:46After lunch.
23:47Great, well, I'll see you then.
23:51I never said I'd help you write it.
23:54OK.
24:01Go!
24:15This is minging.
24:16I don't know how your dad puts up with this, mate.
24:18I've told you he doesn't.
24:20Oh, give it this, Bolton.
24:21We've seen it with our own eyes.
24:22This place is a dump.
24:24I feel like losers.
24:25Yeah, my dad ain't a loser.
24:26I'm not saying that.
24:27I don't think so, no.
24:29All I was saying is that, you know, this place ain't a dust.
24:32Maybe your dad would just lie.
24:33You don't lie.
24:35All right, mate.
24:35We believe you.
24:36And I ain't told you everything he said.
24:39I mean it.
24:42Dad says the best thing about being an innit,
24:44is that you can score whenever and whatever you want.
24:48You know, drugs.
24:49How?
24:50It's a prison.
24:51The guards bring it in, don't they?
24:52For what?
24:53Money.
24:54How much do you reckon a prison guard earns?
24:57Not much.
24:58And I'm telling you, I'm not leaving here empty-handed.
25:00How?
25:01I'll find a way.
25:02OK, boys.
25:03If you're finished, you can clear up.
25:05And Dominic, you can wash.
25:06The rest, you can dry.
25:07All right?
25:07All part of the prison experience.
25:10If you don't like washing up,
25:11the toilets could do with a scrub.
25:33Now, watch this.
25:39All right, mate?
25:42Got any gear?
25:43Don't matter what it is, where's it...
25:45Look, man.
25:46I'm not holding.
25:48And even for words...
25:49No, it's cool, man.
25:50I got it.
25:55Well?
25:56It's not carrying.
25:57Come on, boys.
25:58We're on the move.
25:59Let's get going.
26:04There you go.
26:05Sure.
26:11Thank you for coming.
26:15I just wanted to remind everyone that this is exam week.
26:18Yeah, we have noticed.
26:19Really?
26:20Not from what I observed this morning.
26:22Yeah, we saw you doing your little inspection tour.
26:25Most of you seem to be using it for catching up on lesson plans.
26:28Or bopping away to music.
26:31Some of you, who shall remain nameless,
26:33were too busy flirting with each other
26:35to notice what was going on in their own classroom.
26:37Just a minute.
26:38We're not sitting the exams.
26:40It's not us that's supposed to be under scrutiny here.
26:42Good job.
26:43Because you'd have failed.
26:45Can you explain to me what happened with Carla Bentham?
26:48Oh.
26:49She had one of her funny turns.
26:51No.
26:52Don't you mean she responded badly to the stress?
26:56Like I said.
26:57But you knew that was a possibility.
26:59I spoke to you about coping strategies before the exam.
27:02And excluding her from the classroom wasn't one of them.
27:05Excuse me, but I was all out of patchouli oil and whale music.
27:08Well, you could have just talked her down quietly.
27:11Now, how am I supposed to do that under exam conditions?
27:13It was a mock exam.
27:15So?
27:15So?
27:16That's the point of mock exams.
27:18To ease the kids' fears.
27:19Show them that it's not as bad as they imagined.
27:21It's not my problem.
27:22It's everybody's problem.
27:22You lot are supposed to show that the exams actually matter.
27:27Be a supportive presence.
27:29Some of those kids revise really hard.
27:31Too hard, some of them.
27:31Oh.
27:32Poor little stressed out souls getting ulcers before they're 18.
27:36Do me a favour.
27:37So you don't think the exams are stressful?
27:39No.
27:40Not anymore.
27:40It's all open text and calculators.
27:43All I was allowed in an exam was a viral.
27:46Anyone else feel like this?
27:49Well, I have to say, Eddie, in my experience with Chloe and Meeker,
27:52but the kids just wind themselves up.
27:54Exams aren't as tough as they used to be.
27:56Yeah.
27:56That's why the pass rate's gone up.
27:58So?
27:59You all reckon you could just walk them?
28:02Care to prove it?
28:03You've all got to stick around this afternoon anyway,
28:06for the parents' evening.
28:07What?
28:08You want us to sit an exam?
28:10Not if you don't think you can pass.
28:12Oh, no, I'll pass.
28:13I just don't need to prove it.
28:14Right.
28:17OK.
28:19Um...
28:20A bottle of whiskey
28:21to every teacher who gets a grade B or above.
28:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:26Interested parties?
28:27Meet me in the cooler after school.
28:29You're on.
28:30Right.
28:31I want more whiskey.
28:33OK, so I was thinking we should start with a ring round,
28:36try and get some records to review.
28:38Yeah, or a free gig ticket so we can go see the music live.
28:40Ooh, good idea.
28:41I'll call the Dry Dock pub in town.
28:43They have live music on a Friday.
28:45Friday's good for me.
28:46Me too.
28:47I could pick you up.
28:49OK.
28:50And then bring you back, of course.
28:54We could go for a drink.
28:56Something to eat.
29:00Stop it.
29:02What?
29:04I should have known.
29:06This isn't about the paper or an article, is it?
29:09It is.
29:11I just thought...
29:12What?
29:14That'd be stupid enough to fall for you crap again.
29:19I just want to be friends.
29:29Hi.
29:31I think you'll all agree that prison is no picnic.
29:33Yeah, right.
29:34But just in case you still under any illusions,
29:37we thought you might like to hear from two people who know.
29:41People who are inmates,
29:42they can answer any questions that you might still have.
29:51You know him?
29:53Of course.
29:54Thanks for coming.
29:55Would you like to introduce yourself?
29:58Carlton, in for possession with an intent to supply.
30:03Is that, erm, drugs?
30:05Nah.
30:06It was kittens.
30:07Sure.
30:09Rob, GBH.
30:10That's grievous bodily arm for those that don't know.
30:14Okay, boys, fire away.
30:17Ask questions.
30:18Mind your manners.
30:19How long are you in for?
30:21Five years.
30:24Depends how good I am.
30:25You've been in prison before?
30:27Do I look like an amateur?
30:28I've spent more time in here than I have at home.
30:32It's my first time.
30:33So, how did you get into it?
30:36What?
30:37Well, being a criminal and that.
30:39It's not something planned.
30:41Let's just say it all went a bit wrong after I left school.
30:44Sorry, Carlton, what do you mean?
30:45I left before my exams.
30:47Because I couldn't see the point.
30:48All my mates got jobs except me.
30:49So I had nothing to do.
30:50No one to talk to.
30:52So I started hanging out with the lads off to your state.
30:54They went to everything.
30:56Dealing, thieving, taxing, you name it.
30:58So I joined in.
30:59That's about it, really.
31:01So what's the best thing about being in here?
31:03Have I thought about that?
31:05I suppose it's that I don't have to listen to my missus
31:08going on at me all day long while I'm in here.
31:10You stupid cow.
31:12Rob.
31:13Well, that's the reason why I'm in here.
31:14I ain't got to be tired.
31:15That's enough.
31:17Any more questions?
31:18What's the first thing you're going to do when you leave here?
31:21Go check my mates.
31:23So don't you have an in here, Rob?
31:27What about you?
31:28Me?
31:30I can't go and pay me missus a visit.
31:33Do a lot of the prisoners get home to find that their wives
31:36or girlfriends have moved on?
31:39What do you mean by that?
31:40Well, nothing really.
31:41It's just deep.
31:43I'm trying to show the boys the dangers of...
31:45Trying to show them what?
31:46That my missus is out there messing about while I'm stuck in here.
31:48No, I wasn't suggesting anything.
31:49It's just, you know, I've heard...
31:51You hear stories, don't you, about prisons going home to kids that aren't there.
31:55What, you're saying that my kids aren't mine?
31:56No, no, no.
31:57Calm down.
31:57No, of course.
31:58You said, do you know what this thing you are saying?
31:59That's it.
32:00Tell them what you're saying.
32:02Hey!
32:03Hey!
32:03Come on!
32:04Hey!
32:04Hey!
32:04Get out of the way!
32:06Why do you have to say that?
32:07Why?
32:08You dirty...
32:08Come on!
32:09Hey!
32:10What?
32:10Yo.
32:11Come on.
32:11Come on.
32:12Hey!
32:12A little something for you.
32:13You get me?
32:14All right.
32:14Down, down.
32:15All right.
32:15All right.
32:16Someone get an ambulance!
32:18Take them out!
32:19I'll get the prison doctor.
32:21Come on!
32:28Come on, man.
32:29It was wicked!
32:30It was wicked, man!
32:32It's the matter where you're...
32:35So what?
32:36Just give it a rest, will you?
32:37It's not funny.
32:38No, you show up, man.
32:39You what?
32:40You heard.
32:45How's Mr White?
32:47He's on his way to hospital with internal injuries.
32:51Come on, boys.
32:51Let's...
32:53Let's get out of here.
32:53Let's get back to school.
32:55Not me.
32:57No, Bolton.
32:58Not now.
32:58I'm not coming back.
33:00Did you think some crap food and a couple of sub-stories would straighten me out?
33:03I hope so, yeah.
33:04No, you've seen the last of me.
33:06That's a promise.
33:08Fine.
33:10That's fine.
33:11I did make a deal with you.
33:16I'm really sorry about that.
33:18Come on, boys.
33:18Let's go.
33:19Actually, before you do, we need you all to submit to another search.
33:24Prison policy.
33:26Nice.
33:26Oh, right.
33:27Anything you need?
33:28I'll search you first.
33:30Get you out of here quicker.
33:32I don't think so.
33:33Why not?
33:34I don't want him putting his hands on me.
33:35It didn't matter to you before.
33:36What's your problem?
33:37Nothing.
33:55That's not mine.
33:56You set me up.
33:58I don't think so.
34:01Where'd you get this?
34:03You certainly didn't have it with you when you arrived.
34:05You do know that you committed a serious offence.
34:09It's only a rap.
34:10I don't care if it's a brick of the stuff.
34:12I don't tolerate drugs in my prison.
34:14Do you understand me?
34:17Yeah, Miss.
34:18Look, yeah.
34:18It's just a little bit.
34:20No, Belton.
34:22Like you said, you're not my pupil anymore.
34:24What?
34:27What happens now, then?
34:31Take him to a hold-on, sir.
34:33Whoa, whoa.
34:33Hold on just a minute.
34:34I sell!
34:35But I didn't do nothing!
34:36Yeah, Miss Mason!
34:38Lads!
34:38Tell him, man!
34:40Or you're gonna sell-outs, man!
34:42Miss, we didn't do anything.
34:43Honestly, Miss, can't we just go home?
34:46I think that's a very good idea, boys. Come on.
34:48I'm afraid not.
34:49I've already found drugs on one of them.
34:51You can't do that!
34:51I haven't got no drugs.
34:52Neither do I. I promise.
34:54I need you to come with me, Miss Mason.
35:12Don't you think I'm ready to do time?
35:14Because I was born already?
35:26Whatever.
35:27No biggie.
35:29See ya!
35:42Hi.
35:46Looking good.
35:48Thanks.
35:52Is that it?
35:54No, I, um...
35:58How did you, um...
36:01How did you, um...
36:02Oh, God.
36:05What is it?
36:08You've turned me back into an 18-year-old.
36:10I'm gonna wake up with acne and loads of Stone Roses posters on my bedroom wall.
36:14Oh, that's all right.
36:16I quite like the Stone Roses.
36:18I think they're cool.
36:20Okay.
36:22How about dinner tonight?
36:24Yeah.
36:24I like that.
36:26Great.
36:27Well, I'll, er...
36:28I'll see you in Burger King at eight o'clock.
36:30I'll be the one in the Oasis t-shirt.
36:32Okay.
36:33Where are you?
36:47What is that it?
36:49I haven't had time to...
36:56Don't make me, you little punk. Couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?
36:59Back off, man. They weren't like that. They searched me. I did in my pocket.
37:02Your pocket?! Are you some kind of idiot?
37:05Don't call me, you idiot, man.
37:06Shut your mouth!
37:08Fancy you could be looking at an even longer stretch now.
37:11You're the new man. There's guards outside.
37:13He's dead.
37:24I'm not bothered anyway. You've got CCTV up in here.
37:27That's if it's even turned on. Otherwise it's just you and me. Me.
37:39Look at this. Amazing what you can achieve with a bribe.
37:44It's a prize, not a bribe.
37:46Tell yourself what you need to, Grantley. Are you ready?
37:49Can we just get on with it?
37:50OK. You've got half an hour to answer one essay question.
37:56Exam conditions. No talking. No passing notes. No outside help.
38:02I wasn't going to use...
38:03Begin.
38:04Hang on a minute. This is...
38:05Shush. No talking.
38:07This isn't an English exam.
38:08I don't remember saying there was going to be.
38:11I don't know anything about physics.
38:13It's been years since I did geography.
38:15Oh. You only know the one subject.
38:18GCSE candidates have to do at least five.
38:21But I thought it was a breeze.
38:23Don't know the ball and all that.
38:25Ridiculous.
38:25Did I mention I was going to post the results on the school notice board?
38:29So a walkout constitutes an instant failure.
38:34Anybody feeling a little bit of pressure?
38:37I don't know what that was.
38:39What you think is a kind of pressure?
38:53No idea.
38:54You have to move.
38:56No!
38:58You have to move.
38:59I don't know what that is.
39:00You have to move.
39:03Yes!
39:06How cool is this?
39:18Get me out! Get me out now!
39:21You can't keep me in there!
39:23Please, man!
39:42OK, boys, relax. Come on. Peter's given us permission to leave.
39:46But not just yet. Wait a minute.
39:48There's someone I want you to meet.
39:53Let me introduce the Jailbird Theatre Company.
39:59And the star of today's show is...
40:06Mr Wildey?
40:07No.
40:08Do you honestly think we'd let you lot loose in a real prison?
40:12It really is. You were knocked out.
40:15It's called acting, Dominic.
40:17Cool.
40:20I don't get it.
40:21What you just saw, guys, was a performance, a piece of theatre.
40:25I am Rob Worsley. I have spent a lot of time in prison. All of us have.
40:30You?
40:30Yep.
40:30Peter and I set up the Jailbird Theatre Company five years ago.
40:34Twelve former prisoners.
40:35And to show kids like yourself, the reality is a prison life.
40:39But it's a real prison.
40:40Just one wing of it.
40:42And it's only while it's been refurbished we've got it for two months.
40:45Where's Bolton? I mean, what have you done with him?
40:55Waterloo Road.
40:59What?
41:03That's what school you go to, innit?
41:19The man they couldn't cage, eh?
41:21Mate.
41:21A very frightening experience for us lot, wasn't it, lads?
41:24How was it for you, Bolton?
41:26I'm not gonna lie to you. They tried to break me.
41:29Oh, yeah?
41:29Yeah, they're putting the frighteners on, putting me in the cell with a murderer and that.
41:32I thought Sir Carlton's a murderer now, is he?
41:35Well, you know what I mean.
41:42What?
41:43He's not a murderer. He's not even a prisoner.
41:46Are you mental?
41:47It was all a set up. They're actors.
41:49Nah, cos Mr Wilding...
41:50Yes, Bolton.
41:56What?
42:00Yeah, obviously, that's what I was seeing, innit?
42:03No, he wasn't.
42:04No, I was seeing that.
42:05They wanted me to think he was a murderer, but I knew, innit?
42:08Yeah, right.
42:10Keep telling yourself that, mate.
42:32And...
42:33Stop writing, please.
42:37Jasmine.
42:39Just a minute.
42:45Thank you, all of you.
42:46You'll get your results tonight.
42:48Could be worse.
42:50Could make you wait three months like the pupils have to.
42:54How do you think I did?
42:55I don't know, but my mum will kill me if I failed.
43:00What about you, Grantley?
43:21I'm sorry.
43:22I can't see you tomorrow, boys.
43:24I'm sorry.
43:26No.
43:27I'm sorry.
43:27I can see you around, not...
43:29Wait, wait, wait, before you sod off, I want to show you something.
43:32I knew there'd be a catch.
43:34No catch.
43:35I just want to show you a DVD.
43:37Yeah?
43:39All right, lads?
43:40All right, see ya.
43:40Enjoy that?
43:41Yeah, not bad.
43:42Glad to be back?
43:43Yeah.
43:44Wanted to see Bolton get punked.
43:47Back to reality tomorrow?
43:49Yeah, I know.
43:49Your maths exam.
43:51I suppose I better go revise, eh?
43:52Really?
43:54Yeah.
43:55See you later.
44:02Now, before I play this, are you absolutely sure you don't want to change your mind about
44:07coming back to school?
44:08No way.
44:10Fine.
44:26You said that he wasn't turned on.
44:28Well, apparently the best bit's about ten minutes in.
44:31Wait a minute.
44:34There.
44:38Are you crying there?
44:40It's hard to tell without sound.
44:44Bolton.
44:45I know you're feeling stupid.
44:47Why'd you do that?
44:48So you could all have a good laugh later on in the staff room?
44:50No, it was never about that.
44:52You must be right, Appy.
44:53Finally showing me up.
44:54Hey, you didn't give me any other choice, Bolton.
44:57I had to find a way to get through this macho crap.
44:59I want to speak to the real Bolton.
45:01Well, this is him.
45:02No, it's not.
45:03It's what everyone thinks you are or what you want them to think.
45:07What am I really?
45:08You're a kid.
45:09You're a kid who gets pushed from pillar to post by his mum.
45:11And despite what he says, he hasn't heard from his dad for ages.
45:15I'm sorry about my dad.
45:16About my dad.
45:16Hey, all right.
45:17Enough.
45:17It's all right.
45:18It's all right.
45:19But more than that, you are someone who thinks he's a waste of space.
45:24And he's quite happy to prove that to himself and everyone else on a daily basis.
45:28And all that, all that is actually quite impressive.
45:36Who?
45:37Because to pull that off, day after day, must take so much strength and bloody mindedness.
45:45In fact, do you know what I think?
45:48You could do anything you want to.
45:50Yes, I know.
45:50Roll your eyes.
45:51You've heard it all before, haven't you?
45:54I'm not using it as a stick to beat you with.
45:56I am guaranteeing it.
45:58You give me the rest of this year and you'll be on your way.
46:08What do I have to do?
46:10Turn up and listen.
46:12Is that it?
46:13Yeah.
46:14That's all I've ever asked of you or anybody else.
46:17You're making your life hard for yourself.
46:20You're fighting everything constantly.
46:23You must be knackered.
46:25But if you learn to work the system, to work with it, yeah,
46:32you'll be surprised about what you can get away with.
46:34Hey, look, you let me run a school.
46:38Will I see you tomorrow?
46:42Maybe.
46:43That's good enough for now.
46:56How are you?
46:58How'd it go?
47:00Well, and you're OK?
47:04What's that?
47:05Good.
47:09Yeah.
47:11Yeah.
47:13Where's Dad?
47:19Home.
47:23And I don't know, son.
47:24And I don't want to know.
47:30I, er...
47:31I didn't want to spend the rest of my life being hit.
47:35What did you tell me?
47:37Because I knew you really loved him, and I didn't want to spoil it.
47:45I mean, if you want to find him...
47:48No.
47:50We don't need him.
47:54I don't know.
47:59See you later.
48:05See you later.
48:06Yeah.
48:18Not as easy as you thought, was it?
48:20Well, it has been over 30 years since I last sat an exam.
48:24I'd have breezed it if it had been English.
48:27I might be a bit rusty on my other subjects.
48:29Oh, but they're so much easier these days.
48:31Yeah, all right, all right, you made your point.
48:34Anyone get that bottle of whiskey?
48:37Only the one.
48:47Swat.
48:53Swat.
49:04well
49:06good turnout
49:07yeah better than I expected well done
49:09what's the matter
49:10I couldn't understand why Danielle Harker
49:14was trying to stop my mum coming to parents
49:15evening
49:15oh yeah
49:27what are you wearing
49:31clothes
49:33seriously
49:33you're like a right geek
49:35shut up
49:36no really
49:37you always straighten your hair
49:42I'm not allowed to
49:43my mum says
49:49don't even
49:53just get away from me
49:58tomorrow afternoon
50:00my classroom
50:01I don't understand
50:04I would like you to come
50:06to my classroom tomorrow
50:08afternoon
50:08why
50:09you can re-sit your mock exam
50:11you said I failed
50:14I've reconsidered
50:15but that question
50:16I can't answer it
50:18I've asked Miss Shackleton
50:19along to help
50:20happy?
50:22not really
50:24but I will see you tomorrow
50:26smashing
50:29fun
50:29fun
50:29fun
50:32fun
50:32cuando
50:33kull
50:33y
50:43mi
50:43play거나
50:44y
50:44far
50:44avç´™
50:57Can I ask?
50:59It's the church we go to.
51:01You have to dress respectfully and with decorum.
51:06I see.
51:08I don't...
51:09I don't usually mind, you know, at home or at church.
51:15Everyone else dresses like old ladies.
51:19But when I come to school...
51:22What? People do think less of you?
51:24Of course.
51:26You know, there is an obvious speech I could make here about what's on the inside being more important.
51:33Yeah.
51:35But it's a load of crap.
51:38Seriously.
51:39I mean, do you like wearing a tie?
51:42No, I never have done.
51:45Right.
51:47It's just not me. Too formal.
51:52OK.
51:54Listen, if there's any consolation, tell us we can get over it.
52:00Even Alicia.
52:04Maybe.
52:12Darren's made real progress this year.
52:14He's worked very hard.
52:16You should feel proud of yourself.
52:19Thanks, Merce.
52:20Well, he's been like a different kid since you took him under your wing.
52:23Well, that's kind of you to say.
52:25It's true.
52:26Oh, he had such a struggle with his dyslexia, didn't you?
52:30Well, there's so many different techniques now.
52:32There's no need for anyone to struggle.
52:36So let's keep up with good work, shall we?
52:38Yes, Merce.
52:41And, er...
52:44Pleasure.
52:45Thanks.
52:47Are you ready, Miss Shackleton?
52:48We're going to be late.
52:49Yeah.
52:50Er, yeah.
52:51We'll be off, so, er, thanks again.
52:53You're welcome.
52:55See you.
52:56See you, Merce.
52:57See you.
52:58Bye.
52:59Yeah.
53:14So what do you do?
53:16You get changed on your way to school?
53:19Yeah.
53:20Where?
53:22The public bag is down the high street.
53:25Ew.
53:25Minging.
53:27Tell me about it.
53:30You know what you should do?
53:33What?
53:33We'll get changed on mine.
53:35I'll even clear you a drama out, so you don't have to hide your stuff at home.
53:44Bolton.
53:44Got something for you?
53:46I thought you'd want to keep it just in case.
53:48I don't think I'll need it, will I?
53:50Nope.
53:51Hiya.
53:52Hiya.
53:53What is that?
53:54What?
53:55What?
53:56What is that?
54:02Ah.
54:04The moment of truth.
54:06What do you mean?
54:07Well, we're about to do that thing, aren't we?
54:11Yeah.
54:11Heart pain.
54:12No, no.
54:13Heart pain.
54:15Well, are we?
54:16Yeah.
54:16Definitely.
54:17It's traditional.
54:18And what happens is, if we're just friends, we'll end up going Dutch.
54:24Very equal opportunities.
54:26Yeah.
54:28Erm.
54:30If you think there's something more going on, then you'll get on macho and insist on paying.
54:36And what if I just sit back and let you pay?
54:40Then we'll never go out to dinner again.
54:44So?
54:51Put your purse away, love.
54:53You've pulled.
55:07What now?
55:12Well, um, this is really lovely, but I could go back to mine.
55:20You like?
55:23I'm sorry.
55:25I'm being too forward.
55:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
55:29Not at all.
55:30I really need to be getting back.
55:34Yeah, no.
55:34The girls are expecting me.
55:37Yeah.
55:40It's OK.
55:50I'll see you later.
56:06Hiya.
56:07Hey.
56:07I didn't think you two would still be up.
56:09We were waiting for you.
56:15So, how was your day?
56:17Any gossip?
56:19Nah.
56:20Chop us the remote.
56:23I don't know.
57:06I did not know.