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00:00The End
00:23Oi! Not in the car park!
00:27Morning.
00:28Morning.
00:30You look like this is your last day.
00:31Yeah, I'm gonna miss the place.
00:33Have you got anything lined up?
00:35Nah, I'm a couple of days off and off for my services again.
00:37Well, I'm not sure if something came up here, you'd be in with a chance.
00:41I'd prefer the Loverman Leaver with Broach.
00:43Yuck.
00:45Exactly.
00:46We stopped eating meat.
00:47Well, I'm more of a pescatarian, actually.
00:50I ate fish.
00:52Ah, Waterloo Road's new car share scheme up and running.
00:55Nice to see you cutting your carbon emissions.
00:57Don't think me getting a lift is a reaction to some half-wits criminal behaviour.
01:01In one week, you've prevented 50 kilograms of CO2 going into the atmosphere.
01:09I just came up to town.
01:15Janice, you're doing my head in. Why don't you just tell us who this lad you're seeing is?
01:18What exactly call him a lad? He's a bit older.
01:21Oh, my God. Have you been with him?
01:23That's because you're gonna get buried in a Y-shaped coffin. It doesn't mean I am.
01:28It's nothing like that. It's special.
01:32Oh, my God. You don't love him, do you?
01:36Oh.
01:37I don't know.
02:13The Governor's AGM.
02:16Which pupils are involved?
02:19OK, we have.
02:20Alicia Dillon and Danielle Harker.
02:23No, no, not them. Not those two.
02:26Well, those two have got a lot to learn about community spirit.
02:28I really need them involved.
02:30And we have Welton Smiley, Paul Langley, you know, the Lessons for Life group.
02:36You want me?
02:37To produce this with that lot?
02:39No, you've got to be joking.
02:42Grant Lee.
02:45You're my last hope.
02:47And you'll be doing a personal favour for me.
02:54Morning.
02:57Jasmine's speaking and listening coursework. It's not bad.
03:01What, you've marked it already?
03:02Yeah, it wasn't a big job.
03:04Oh, Wilson, mate. Hey, Eddie, have you seen this?
03:07What?
03:07He's marked all Jazzy's coursework. You want to sign this player up?
03:11Yeah, great. Super smashing that.
03:13Oh, thank you, Jim Bowen.
03:18Hey!
03:19Hey, Jaz.
03:19Here she is. All refreshed and raring to go.
03:23Oh, definitely.
03:24After your week's leave.
03:27Oh, Jaz, this is Wilson.
03:29Hi.
03:29Hiya.
03:30He took over most of your classes while you were, um, away.
03:33Yeah, and he's up to date with all your marking.
03:36What, seriously?
03:37Yeah. It's not a problem. You've got a nice group there.
03:43I just don't get it, myself.
03:45What?
03:46Wilson and his inexhaustible supply of drooling females.
03:50I think there's going to be a few broken hearts in sixth form after today.
03:53Our peril of the job.
03:55Well, even little Janice is being attentive in lessons.
03:57Really?
03:58Yeah. Mind you, I don't think it would do her any harm
04:00to have an educational relationship with an older man.
04:04You are joking.
04:05Well, not with a teacher, obviously,
04:07because that would be an abuse of trust.
04:09Mind you, if they'd had that in my day off,
04:10the teachers in my school would have been locked up.
04:33Janice, what did we say?
04:35No, yeah, but it's your last day today, you know?
04:37They can't say anything now.
04:48It's that book, remember? The one that we saw.
04:51Would you like it?
04:52Yeah, I mean...
04:53Yeah, it's perfect.
04:55It's got all the best dinosaur sights in it.
04:57It even mentions that place we're going to go to.
05:02Janice...
05:03Yeah, it's my last day, but I could still get struck off.
05:05Is that what you want?
05:07No, of course not.
05:09How many cards and texts have you sent me?
05:11Six cards and 23 texts.
05:14Right, enough.
05:15Let's just get through today.
05:17But I need you to keep quiet.
05:19It's just a couple of hours, and then...
05:22I've got a bit of a surprise for you later.
05:24What?
05:26Go on, I'll see you in a bit.
05:31Then I get a kiss goodbye.
05:47Did you get on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
05:50What exactly do you mean by that?
05:51Oh, come on, Eddie, I'm joking.
05:53Yeah, well, I'm not laughing.
05:56What's wrong?
05:58You've been a pain in the butt all week.
05:59What is it?
06:02I know.
06:06What do you know?
06:08I know about your past, Rachel.
06:11Amanda, whatever your name is.
06:14Who'd have thought today
06:15our fine, upstanding headteacher was once a prostitute.
06:22Eddie, where are you going?
06:23I thought you had principles.
06:26Got your new build all boxed off
06:28with your mate Stuart Hoardley,
06:29if that's his real name.
06:31Nice little carve-up.
06:38Janice isn't imaginable.
06:41Get stuff, Maxie.
06:43This isn't scraping plates and wiping tables.
06:46He's on 25 grand a year.
06:4825G?
06:49Not a bad wedge, that Jan.
06:56I can't tell anyone to lie to school.
07:02I'm going out with Mr. Bingo.
07:04The supply teacher.
07:06Yeah.
07:06Oh, Clown, he's gorgeous.
07:08Getting engaged after that.
07:10Hit me ring out and everything.
07:11Diamond on white gold.
07:13G-Gee, he's a teacher.
07:15I know, yeah.
07:17Can you believe it?
07:18Me, going out with a teacher.
07:20You can't go out with your teacher.
07:23I can.
07:23I mean, I was 17 now.
07:25I do what I want.
07:26Anyway, like, at quarter past three when we leave it, he's not going to move the teacher
07:28no more.
07:29He still taught you, didn't he?
07:31Well, we haven't, you know...
07:35What don't you believe, me?
07:38Er...
07:39So, does he feel the same way about you?
07:42Oh, he loves me.
07:43Says I'm dead funny.
07:44He always goes on about me hair.
07:46He's into fossils, dinosaurs.
07:47Oh, he knows everything.
07:49Janice, teachers don't go out with the pupils.
07:52It's just wrong.
07:54I've never been out with no one before, Clown.
07:57Mum said the only man I'd get to keep is mum with a white stick.
08:00He must be about 30.
08:02No.
08:03He's nearly 27.
08:04He's bathed his a week before mine.
08:07Oh.
08:08This is eight o'clock.
08:09Serious.
08:11In love.
08:29Stuart, Hoardley and I are not mates or cronies or anything like that.
08:34Eddie.
08:38Then what was he doing, handing that file to you?
08:41Being public-spirited.
08:45His secretary used to know me before I went into teaching.
08:50He was doing me a favour.
08:53I don't believe you.
08:55Well, that's your choice.
08:58How long have you known?
09:00Does it matter?
09:02I know.
09:03That's problem enough.
09:05It was a very long time ago.
09:06No.
09:07It's now.
09:09It's yesterday.
09:10It's this term.
09:13So many lies, Rachel.
09:19I know you.
09:21I've got a past I'm not proud of.
09:23What's wrong with wanting to put that behind me?
09:32I was seventeen.
09:35And things were bad at home.
09:39And I got the offer of making a thousand quid a week.
09:48And it took me two years to get out of that.
09:52And the only route out was to get myself an education.
09:55And that is why I'm here.
10:01It'll get out, Rachel.
10:03It always does.
10:06Imagine the headlines.
10:08Look, can't we just focus on the here and the now?
10:10Oh, for God's sake!
10:13If Stuart Hoardley's secretary knows, how long before everybody knows?
10:18What does that bother you?
10:20I'm worried about the potential damage to this school.
10:24I can't stand the fact that you and Stuart Hoardley...
10:32That he knows about you, and he got the contract.
10:37For the record, Stuart Hoardley's bid was miles better than anyone else.
10:42And it is as simple as that.
10:54Oh, this is so embarrassing.
10:56Why is Mason making us do this?
10:58Don't you want to be a good citizen, Leash?
11:02No, I don't want to be here any more than you do.
11:07Food tech.
11:08Whatever next.
11:10Right, I don't even think about messing me about today,
11:14because you know what to expect.
11:17If you do.
11:19Today, you lot are somehow going to create a feast for the governors.
11:25Right.
11:27Ears open.
11:29Gobs shut.
11:30Two teams.
11:31Sweets and savouries.
11:34Right.
11:35Savouries.
11:36That's you.
11:37Erm.
11:38You.
11:38And you.
11:40Sweets.
11:43Bolton.
11:44And Paul.
11:45Right.
11:46Oh, look.
11:46In other words, those with half a brain there.
11:48Those with less...
11:50Over there.
11:52Move!
11:56Are you serious?
11:58Goat's cheese tartlet.
12:00Chickpeaf.
12:01I don't even know what that says.
12:03Falafel.
12:05Falafel.
12:06Say, can we just pick this lot up from a supermarket?
12:09No, apparently that would defeat the object.
12:12Anyway, you've got the hard parts.
12:14A, you're not thick, and B, I trust you with knives.
12:18So, prepare the vegetables, roast the chicken, and dice it.
12:24What the thick is doing?
12:25They are making a chocolate cake under my supervision.
12:28We don't even want to be here, and we can't make a chocolate cake.
12:32I've already told you.
12:33So, we're doing the boring stuff, because they're a bunch of pea brains.
12:38That is, like, so unfair.
12:41Who said life was fair, get on with it.
12:47Hey.
12:50You know what happens when you put a load of this in cake mix?
12:55Every kind of composition needs to be planned.
12:57Because we can't expect the examiner to follow our short stories or essays,
13:00unless we know exactly where we're going ourselves.
13:03I know where I'm going.
13:04First, you gather your material together.
13:06Where are we then?
13:07You make a plan.
13:08Get real, Janice.
13:09What exactly do I want to say?
13:11How do I say it?
13:13And you keep the important stuff.
13:16And you throw away the crap.
13:17Janice.
13:18Janice.
13:21Do you remember the trouble that Stacey got herself in her?
13:24Not to mention the grief she caused Tom.
13:31Do you want me to go and find Eddie?
13:33No. Come on, let's just get started.
13:35What, without him?
13:36Does anyone think that he's been acting really funny lately?
13:40Earlier he said he didn't even want Stuart Hardley to work here.
13:45Oh.
13:46We've got a very busy day, what, with the Governor's AGM.
13:49I presume you're going to, um, talk them through the new staff structure?
13:53Yeah.
14:00I'm looking forward to the kids' buffet.
14:02Well, we've got Grant in there, keeping them in check.
14:06Tom, um, if we get the green light with the new staff structure,
14:09I've heard Wilson's done a really great job.
14:11Do you think he'd be interested in a permanent post?
14:15I don't know, really.
14:16I mean, he has been amazing.
14:18Should be in the running for Supply Teacher of the Year award.
14:24You're really coming on, Janice.
14:26We'll get a C grade out of you yet.
14:29I want to study the note very carefully, OK?
14:35Well, good, mate.
14:36I think your girlfriend should be pleased with that.
14:47Janice, can you give me a hand with the books at the store cupboard, please?
14:49Yeah.
15:02Thank you, yeah.
15:03Cheers.
15:04We'll meet up after the AGM.
15:09Rachel, can I have a word, please?
15:17Oh, so now you've got something to say.
15:19You made that meeting really uncomfortable for everybody.
15:21Yeah, well, I feel a bit out of the loop here.
15:22You're going to have to bear with me.
15:24I need to know.
15:26Why did Hordley pass that information to you?
15:29I told you.
15:30Yeah, it did you a favour.
15:31Why?
15:32I don't know.
15:33You're going to have to ask him that.
15:35Oh, Eddie, let's just leave it here.
15:37The bid's been accepted.
15:39Stuart is going to build us a fantastic new building.
15:41He is as passionate about it as we are.
15:43We are supposed to be focusing on the kids.
15:45I am focusing on the kids.
15:47This is not about Stuart Hordley.
15:51Yeah, he's going to come through on this project.
15:53Yeah?
15:54How are you going to ensure that?
15:56Sleep with him.
16:07She says they're going out together.
16:09You can tell you about your niece's with a barrel over the salt.
16:12It's just, I've never seen her like this before.
16:15I mean, it took Stacey a couple of seconds to get into your bed, didn't it?
16:19It's a good joke it's his last day.
16:21He'd be glad to see the back of her.
16:25Back to class!
16:27Break's over!
16:31Listen, I need you to know I didn't sleep with Hordley.
16:34Get that hat off!
16:36I'll ask him, Shatner.
16:37Who knows about you?
16:38He's got nothing to hide.
16:39I'll go and see him.
16:40Who do you think you are?
16:41It is none of your business!
16:42Anything to do with this school is my business.
16:44Pack that in!
16:46Look, he won that contract fair and square.
16:48So you won't mind me going to see him then?
16:50Get rid of that gum!
16:55Now, the trick here is to make sure that all the air is expelled from the back.
17:01Sir, I can't get this chocolate to melt where it keeps going all funny.
17:06Sir, do we stir on the heat or what?
17:08Look, just a minute, I've only got one pair of...
17:11I don't know.
17:12Here.
17:14No!
17:15You've got the heat too high.
17:16Turn it down.
17:17Come on, come on.
17:18Keep stirring.
17:19Come on.
17:19Will you pay attention?
17:23Paul, can you pour that mix into the tin, please?
17:26Put it in the oven gas mark seven, thank you.
17:38Miss?
17:39It's nice to have you back.
17:41Doesn't look like it.
17:42I'm not saying you're not a good teacher.
17:44It's just...
17:45Mr Bingham's.
17:47Better?
17:48Not in every way.
17:49Look, you don't need to spare my feelings, Janice.
17:52I've got my favourite pupils too.
17:53But look, I'll let him know he's got a wee admirer, shall I?
18:03You've made quite an impression on Janice Bryant.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Well, she's worked really hard, Janice.
18:08I think she's got a good chance of getting a C.
18:12Great.
18:13Well, you know, when the results come out, I'll take the credit.
18:20Erm, do you fancy a drink after school?
18:24You know, just to say thanks.
18:25I'm buying.
18:27Sorry, I've got something on.
18:29I just can't get out of it.
18:31Hey, don't worry about it.
18:33It's nothing major.
18:35Next time though, yeah?
18:36For sure, yeah.
18:38I'm hoping to come back.
18:42Ooh.
18:44I think Janice might have a bit of competition.
18:46Yeah, well, Chloe reckons she's stalking him.
18:49Knows where he lives, birthdays, all sorts.
18:52I think someone should have a word.
18:54Me, you mean?
18:56Listen, Janice is as daft as a doughnut,
18:58so what if she's got a little fantasy for him?
19:01Anyway, you'd better get used to it.
19:03Girls like older men, it's a fact.
19:05Mind you, I don't think that Grantley's got much to worry about.
19:10Oh, go on then.
19:11Hand it over to an experienced professional.
19:14I'll talk to her.
19:15Look, if you don't want to.
19:17Tell Angelina a stun gun should keep her at arm's length.
19:19Tom, I think you're overreacting.
19:21But better to be safe.
19:25From there, hell no grease is what you need.
19:28Is it pulling ticks?
19:29Yeah.
19:29No.
19:29How long's the cake got?
19:32Fifty-eight seconds.
19:33Fifty-seven.
19:34Fifty-six.
19:35Just give me a shout when it's ready.
19:39Shout what?
19:40It's ready.
19:45Look, look, look what's happening.
19:50What?
19:58Ha!
20:14Tell her.
20:15So, come on.
20:17Any quicker way of doing these irregular verbs or what?
20:22Selene.
20:22She seems to know everything.
20:26Go on.
20:27Tell her.
20:30What is it, Dante?
20:33Erm.
20:34Well, my dad says that
20:37maybe I should be thinking about getting a solicitor and that.
20:40You know, for the divorce.
20:42Right, yeah.
20:43I'm not saying we have to, right?
20:44No, no.
20:46It's probably for the best.
20:50Right.
20:51I'll get him to look into it, then.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Yeah, you should.
21:11What is up with Janice?
21:14She's been reading that essay about fifty times.
21:16At least.
21:23The lot of you get back to what you were doing
21:25and get this mess cleaned up!
21:27What?
21:28Are you blaming us?
21:30We didn't put that in.
21:33We were doing the savouries
21:35and they were doing the chocolate cake.
21:36You were quite clear about that.
21:39Then we still got the recipe wrong or something.
21:40Yeah, we were half off.
21:43You and I both know what happened.
21:46Punishment will be brutal.
21:50I suppose you want us to go to the cooling house, eh?
21:53Oh, no.
21:54Oh, no, no, no.
21:56No!
21:57That would be the easy option.
22:00You wait here.
22:02Retribution is coming your way.
22:05Quiet!
22:07Everybody stay put.
22:09Nobody move!
22:11Now, can we go for a break now, sir?
22:13No!
22:15No!
22:22Oh!
22:23I was just coming to see how it's all going.
22:25Is everything OK?
22:26It's going great, yeah.
22:28Oh, good.
22:29I was just singing your praises to the chair of governors.
22:32You can't believe it.
22:33You know, he's got a restaurant in town.
22:35Well, he has, and he's just offered a slap-up meal to the person who makes the best dish.
22:39Oh.
22:39Really?
22:40But, Granley, I just want to say that I am really impressed with the way you've been handling things recently.
22:45I know I've had my doubts about your, well, your levels of commitment, but I'm really pleased that you are
22:50proving me wrong.
22:53Perhaps I'm getting second wind in me old age.
22:57Look, we're up to our eyes, isn't it, at the moment, Rachel, and I've got to get back.
23:01Can I give you a shout when things are a bit less hectic?
23:04Oh, absolutely.
23:13Oh, my God, Wilson, I can't believe it.
23:15Why, it's amazing.
23:16A hotel tonight.
23:17I know.
23:18It's all sorted.
23:19Flash hotel.
23:20Slap-up meal.
23:21The works.
23:21I've never had a real boyfriend before.
23:23Now I'm going to a posh hotel with you.
23:25It's the best day of my life.
23:26Oh, my God.
23:34Oi!
23:35Lessons.
23:36Now.
23:40Erm, have you seen Maxine, Janice?
23:44No.
23:45Just giving Janice a bit of help with her poetry assignment.
23:49OK.
23:51I'll, erm, check the computer room.
23:57You need to be a bit more concise.
23:59Think about your use of adjectives.
24:02Are we getting adjectives?
24:04Yeah, I've just remembered I need a quick word with Mr Bingham.
24:08Thank you, Janice.
24:11See you later, sir.
24:13Met.
24:30I, erm, I think it would be a good idea if you stayed away from Janice for the rest of
24:37the day.
24:38Is this connected to your role in finance?
24:41No, it's connected to me having known Janice since she was this high.
24:47What exactly is the problem?
24:50The problem is, I didn't like what I saw just now.
24:54And what was that?
24:56You and Janice.
24:58I know there's something going on.
25:01What, you're accusing me of what with Janice?
25:05Look, Wilson, I know what I saw, so just stay away.
25:09Oh, I forgot.
25:10We're still in the dark ages.
25:13I give help to an A-level student and the next thing I'm being accused of something pretty sordid.
25:19Let's just look on it as, erm, self-protection, eh? For you and Janice.
25:24Well, I hope Janice appreciates your concern. You know, she's making really big improvements.
25:29Which is all down to you, of course.
25:31Well, why are we even having this conversation?
25:33I mean, what's it matter? In about two hours' time, Janice isn't going to be my pupil anymore.
25:42I don't think that Rachel Mason would take too kindly to one of her supply teachers having an inappropriate relationship
25:49with a sixth former.
25:51Steph, you have a very vivid imagination.
26:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
26:37If this food isn't ready for Miss Mason and the Governor's, there's going to be all hell to pay.
26:43Right, we're at our fault.
26:45Yeah, we've done nothing wrong.
26:46Oh, you think she'll see it like that, hmm?
26:47No.
26:49It was those two, they got us into this mess.
26:54They ruined your cake. Are you just going to let them drop you in the mire?
26:58Nah.
26:59Nah.
27:03That's what they think.
27:06Snobby gets.
27:08Was the exact phrase.
27:10Look, they are determined to show you up in front of Miss Mason.
27:15Now, the question remains, can you show them how it's done?
27:20Yes.
27:21Yes.
27:22Have you got the beating of them?
27:24Yeah.
27:25Yes.
27:26Shh.
27:31It's the name of my best belt in this year.
27:34Shouts to Mango, you're doing my head in.
27:38Jasmine.
27:39Er, listen, about that drink.
27:43Do you fancy doing something this weekend?
27:45Aye, I'll, um, I'll leave you to it.
27:49Yeah.
27:49That would be nice.
27:53I know it's a bit pretentious, but that's my number.
27:58Consultant?
27:59Yeah, I'd like to do a bit of supply now and then to keep me in touch with what's going
28:02on.
28:03But I do have a social life.
28:06If we could meet up.
28:08Great.
28:09I'd really like to.
28:13Dear.
28:16Right, come on, you not.
28:18Grab your boots.
28:19You accused him of having a thing with Janice?
28:21There's something going on, Tom.
28:24They were just embarrassed when I went in.
28:26Well, I'm not surprised.
28:28I mean, that's what stupid little girls like Janice do.
28:30They just honour you non-stop.
28:31It is embarrassing.
28:33Well, it starts with, I like you, Tyson.
28:34The next minute they're trying to climb into a flaming bed with you.
28:36I mean, I should know. I've been there, remember?
28:38I think they were kissing.
28:40Don't be daft. What, you saw them?
28:43I'm gonna have a word with Janice.
28:45Anyway, you've changed your tune, haven't you?
28:46What happened to all this educational relationship stuff?
28:48I don't know.
28:49I know.
28:50I know what I said, but I didn't like what I saw.
28:53It just seems wrong, and he's...
28:55He's just...
28:57Oof.
29:03Even the B team have pulled it out of the bag.
29:06Well done, both of you.
29:07Excellent, Carla.
29:09Even you, Bolton.
29:12Oh, chocolate.
29:15Look at that.
29:17Superb.
29:23We're helping Janice with her coursework, and what she want me to do, teach in a cage.
29:27Listen, mate, everybody knows.
29:29Janice, she's...
29:29She's gone a bit loopy on you.
29:31Yeah, but I thought that's what teaching was about.
29:33Firing kids' enthusiasm.
29:35Well, I'm just warning you.
29:36The same thing happened to me last year.
29:40Look, I'd better go.
29:41If I were you, just go and talk to Rachel, tell her what Steph said.
29:43Get it all out in the open.
29:45I mean, you've got nothing to write.
29:47Yeah.
29:48Yeah, I will.
29:48Thanks.
29:49Do you want me to have a word?
29:50I'll do it.
29:51Cheers, mate.
30:20We're toast, everybody.
30:21Nice.
30:21Hello, this way, please.
30:42Well done, everyone.
30:44It looked really, really good.
30:46Good luck.
30:55Right, lady, I'll take that.
30:58No, miss, I'll turn it off.
30:59Well, keep it off.
31:02I didn't like what I saw in Mr Bingham's room this morning.
31:06What do you mean?
31:08Janice, I saw you.
31:09Together.
31:11Looked just a little bit too cosy for my liking.
31:13I mean, if I hadn't come in when I did...
31:15We've not done nothing.
31:17And that's how it's going to stay.
31:19You with me this lunchtime?
31:20Oh, no.
31:21Janice, you have got a lot to learn.
31:23But he isn't the one to teach you.
31:24My room.
31:25Lunchtime.
31:26BELL RINGS
31:27BELL RINGS
32:03Have you tried the chickpea falafel?
32:07The goat's cheese tartlets?
32:10Everything is superb.
32:12The pupils really have surpassed themselves.
32:14It's amazing what can be achieved, given the right leadership.
32:17Rachel mentioned something about a complimentary meal for two.
32:21Does that include drink?
32:23Yeah, yeah.
32:24Do you know, I might have to just try...
32:26Oh, please, allow me, Nigel.
32:28I'll get you a nice big slice.
32:32Mmm.
32:34Piste resistance.
32:37Mmm.
32:40This has to be the best cake I've ever tasted.
32:45Mmm.
32:47Who made it?
32:48Er, Nigel, it's rather awkward.
32:51I don't like to brag, but I'm a bit of a whiz with the old cakes myself.
32:56And I was only too happy to step in.
32:59You made this.
33:00Decorated it so beautifully.
33:02You deserve a medal keeping this lot in line and rustling this up.
33:07You certainly deserve a night off.
33:11Come in tonight.
33:12How very kind.
33:14There are people there with empty plates while you're there catching flies.
33:18Chop, John.
33:19Come on.
33:42Well?
33:43Well, I haven't contacted him yet, but I've done a bit of digging.
33:47Look, Eddie, can you just deal with it, yeah?
33:49I had a past.
33:50It's over.
33:51Can we just move on?
33:53I think this guy would stoop very low to get what he wants.
33:56And that includes blackmailing you.
34:00Blackmail?
34:01Eddie, that is so far from the truth.
34:02It is laughable.
34:04Do you know how I can tell you're lying?
34:07Your lips are moving.
34:08I think this guy would be fine.
34:38Can I have a little pull of these engines?
34:39Yeah, sure.
35:16Listen, we can't. Not here.
35:18Where, then?
35:19Let's go to Manchester.
35:21What, about school?
35:22I'm free all afternoon. Promise not to tell if you won't.
35:25Oh, Mint!
35:27God, I've got no clothes.
35:29Oh, there are loads of shops there. You can have anything you want.
35:33What are you doing?
35:34I'm texting Maxine. She'll never believe I'm going to a posh hotel.
35:37Switch it off. Give it here.
35:43We don't want anyone contacting us, do we?
35:47Spoil the excitement.
35:48You're beautiful, Janice. You know that.
35:56Oh, Steph, get a grip. You're not seriously suggesting he's up to something.
36:06Janice didn't turn up for detention then now.
36:08I want to see if I can find him.
36:12Where's Wilson?
36:13Why are you looking for him, man?
36:14Well, I had a look at the coursework that he marked and he gave Janice a B.
36:19It's nowhere near that good.
36:21I wouldn't have even given it any.
36:25Hi. Sorry, can I just have a quick word with Janice?
36:27Just take a couple of minutes.
36:29It's not here. I think she's gone off with her new boyfriend.
36:31All right. Does anybody really know where she's gone?
36:38What's that, man?
36:41Hi.
36:45Um, excuse me, have you got time for a quick word?
36:48Only if it's about the cash you've raised.
36:52Come on.
37:01I can't believe I'm wearing a dress that costs 400 pounds.
37:06You look stunning.
37:08I could have gone to Magaluf rather at this cost.
37:11Right then.
37:13Shall we go and check into our hotel?
37:15I can't wait.
37:20I wish Maxine and them lot could see us now.
37:24OK, Tom, can you get Wilson's classes covered?
37:27Yeah, of course, but don't you think we're getting a bit carried away here?
37:30No. He's obviously been grooming her since he got here.
37:33You don't know that.
37:34Look, he's been giving her good grades, telling her she's the bee's niece.
37:37Tell Rachel what Jasmine told you.
37:39Oh, Steph.
37:42Eddie, anything?
37:43No, we're not recognised.
37:45I've got a bad feeling about this.
37:47Hello, Mrs Bryant. It's Rachel Mason from Waterloo Road.
37:51Well, Janice hasn't been in her lesson this afternoon.
37:56Right, well, when she gets in, can you get her to give me a call?
38:00That is unbelievable.
38:02That woman doesn't give her monkeys, her own mother.
38:04OK, Eddie, get in touch with the supply agency.
38:07I want Wilson Bingham's details faxed over.
38:11Steph, um...
38:12Chloe and Maxine, they've got to know something.
38:14And I am going to talk to the local community police officer.
38:17Get a little bit of advice.
38:18Why shouldn't we call the proper police?
38:20Janice is 17 in two weeks.
38:22He's a bloke who, what, in about an hour?
38:24Doesn't work for us anymore?
38:25I don't think they're going to be interested.
38:40Oh, it's brilliant.
38:42Yeah.
38:44Aren't they going to ask us where our bags are?
38:46No.
38:47We won't need anything.
38:48Such as a duo for Sparrowl or Sub gustarÃa-
38:58No, no!
39:01Hahaha...
39:02No, no, no, no, no.
39:02followed this stand in a table looking forward,
39:02Bro...
39:07Yes, oh!
39:08My God, I have discovered this,
39:10how are you doing?
39:10Haha, absolutely.
39:11Yes.
39:27Come on, we'll come back in later.
39:36Oh, this is amazing.
39:39Oh, champagne.
39:48What are you doing?
39:53Just taking a few photos.
39:58You're so gorgeous.
40:02Come on.
40:04Come on.
40:08This is going to be so good.
40:14Tom, I just wish you'd both come to me sooner about this.
40:17What is it?
40:18Wilson Bingham, age 34, PGCE, Manchester College, 2002.
40:24Oh, God.
40:30Police.
40:33Keep texting and phoning.
40:35You might just get her, and if you do, then let me know straight away.
40:37You're going to give us so much grief about this.
40:39It must be about 40.
40:41This is not a joke.
40:42If she phones you or gets in touch, you'll let us know right away.
40:45You got it?
40:46All right, Tom, we will.
40:47Look, I mean it, Chloe.
40:48Is Janice all right?
40:49I'm sure she'll be fine.
40:50Just keep texting her.
40:51Go on.
40:54What is it?
41:04Can't wait until Maxine has not found out I'm going out with a teacher.
41:08Who said anything about us going out?
41:12What's that?
41:12I can't go out with you, Janice.
41:15I'm married.
41:16Yeah, but you said she was getting a divorce.
41:22Didn't you?
41:23Yeah, I did, but...
41:25These things take time.
41:28Well, you are going to tell her, aren't you?
41:33Aren't you?
41:41How do you manage to get away with it with all the checks they do?
41:44I don't know.
41:44It seems quite easy to hide a real identity these days.
41:47Don't you compare me to this guy?
41:49No.
41:50Lies, deceit, blackmail.
41:52Is there a difference?
41:54Look, I'll handle the governors.
41:56You'll have to tell Mrs Bryant what's happened.
41:59Maxine and Chloe don't know anything.
42:01OK, can you two stay and help Eddie out when the police come?
42:07I thought we were going to be a proper couple.
42:11We were a proper couple.
42:13We had a great time.
42:16No harm done.
42:17Hey.
42:19Look.
42:21You got what you wanted.
42:26I'll get to the car and pick up your school players.
42:29There won't be a tick.
42:37You got what you wanted.
42:40Go!
43:05Hiya.
43:06Tom back.
43:08Have you heard about Janice?
43:09She's run off on Mr Bingham.
43:10What?
43:11It didn't surprise me.
43:14Oh, not Janice.
43:15God, no.
43:16Bingham.
43:17Looks at time.
43:19Time for what?
43:20Well, you know, time to take advantage.
43:22Play the torture poet act.
43:23Works every time.
43:29Oh, go and check my email.
43:37It's Janice.
43:38Janice, where are you?
43:40Maxie.
43:41He's taken out of me clothes.
43:43She's crying.
43:45Janice, what are you on about?
43:47Mr Bingham, he's taken out of me clothes.
43:49I've got nothing to wear.
43:51Don't tell me, Mum.
43:52Don't tell anybody.
43:53Janice, the police are looking for you and everything.
43:56Eh?
43:57Why?
43:58I don't know, but Steph's asked us loads.
44:00I'm asking where she is again.
44:01Where are you?
44:05Stay there.
44:13Steph, she's in Manchester.
44:15Look, Eddie and I'll stay here.
44:16You go find Janice.
44:18I'm going to give her a call to her.
44:19It doesn't matter what happened or what she's done.
44:21The things she'll be most scared of.
44:22It's what we think about her.
44:25We'll follow you in my car, mate.
44:27Think she'll be OK?
44:29I can't help feeling I've let her down.
44:31Hey, you had all this planned, like you said.
44:33You do think I feel guilty about.
44:34I know about all that crap I was spouting about relationships.
44:36And all that crap I was spouting about what a great teacher he was.
45:26What's the hell of the order?
45:28True.
45:29True.
45:41Any news?
45:43No, Tom and Steph are just heading over.
45:47Look, I know now's not the best time,
45:49but the governors were really impressed with your plans.
45:52You've made an incredible impact in a few months.
45:55Well done.
45:56Well, they weren't just my plans, Nigel.
45:59Of course, Eddie.
46:01Well done all the staff and pupils.
46:04That's what they say about your job, isn't it?
46:07Flaming hard work,
46:09but where else do you get the opportunity to change lives?
46:13Anyway, I'll get off.
46:15Nice work with the staffing report, Eddie.
46:18I'll call you.
46:19Thank you, Nigel.
46:31We have to sort this mess out.
46:35One way or another.
46:37Have you contacted Stuart?
46:39Not yet.
46:40But if he is blackmailing you, I don't expect him to admit it.
46:44He's not blackmailing me.
46:45Yeah, well,
46:47like you say,
46:49what you did was 20-odd years ago,
46:51so
46:52what difference would it make if people find out?
46:55Why, what are you...
46:57What are you saying?
46:58I'm going to the LEA.
47:00Don't do that, I beg of you.
47:03That is exactly what I didn't want to hear you say.
47:09Look, he...
47:12He told me that he was desperate
47:14and his company was going under.
47:17He heard about me and he...
47:20He blackmailed you.
47:26Well, that's it, then.
47:28We go to the police.
47:36He said he loved her.
47:38Yeah, well,
47:40lots of blokes say that, Janice,
47:41when they want something.
47:44You've got nothing to be ashamed about.
47:46You trusted him and he tricked you.
47:50Does everyone know?
47:52At school?
47:54No, of course they don't.
47:57Max, I'm not going to crucify me.
48:00I'm not going back.
48:01They're just worried about you the same as we are.
48:05Mean it, miss.
48:05I'm not going back.
48:08He only went with him
48:09because I'm sick of him calling me a virgin.
48:13I was right.
48:15I'm so flamin' stupid.
48:17Hey,
48:18don't let anyone say that you're stupid.
48:21You're lovely, Janice.
48:23Don't change for anyone.
48:27I'm going to stick to lads my own age, miss.
48:31If school's had a proper system of ID,
48:33this wouldn't have happened in the first place.
48:39Janice,
48:39can you remember anything inside the car?
48:42A pass,
48:42a ticket,
48:43anything?
48:45Just a sticker
48:46for a caravan site.
48:48Is she all right?
48:49Like a parking lot.
48:50Well, she's saying that she doesn't want to go back to school,
48:52but now's not the time to get her to change her mind.
48:55If I get my hands on her.
48:56Right, OK.
48:57Janice saw a parking permit in his car.
49:00It's for a caravan park.
49:01I know it.
49:02It's about half an hour away from here.
49:03We might need you two to help identify him.
49:06Mm-hm.
49:07What can you do him for?
49:08Well, it depends.
49:09Abusive trust.
49:11Although he'll say they had sex after he'd left the school.
49:13Or possibly ID fraud.
49:15Well, let's get Janice back first, eh?
49:18Oh, no.
49:19I can't face him, me mum.
49:20I'll just head into town or something.
49:23Eh, why don't we chop your arse for a bit?
49:25Chloe will be there.
49:26And Maxine would love to see you, Janice.
49:28Chloe and Maxine, they're your best mates.
49:31They'll just be glad that you're all right, you know.
49:34Come on.
49:41If we go to the police, it gets out.
49:44If it gets out, I resign.
49:47Why?
49:48I thought it was all about the school.
49:49The kids.
49:51Sounds like all you're worried about is your career.
49:53Eddie, you know that's not true.
49:55Yeah, of course, without you, we'd all be lost.
49:58We have got absolutely nothing on Stuart Hoardley.
50:01Nothing.
50:02He denies it.
50:03It's his word against mine.
50:04End of story.
50:08Can't handle it, can you?
50:12I had sex with men for money 20 years ago
50:15because I had nothing else.
50:17You can't see past that.
50:48His car's not here.
50:51Open the door, it's the police!
50:53Open up!
50:57Look, there's no one here.
50:58We'll wait until tomorrow.
51:00Send someone round.
51:01What?
51:02Well, that's it?
51:03You're not going to do anything else?
51:04Like what?
51:05State the place out?
51:06Set up a roadblock?
51:07I'll go and have word with that chap at reception.
51:13I don't know.
51:15Well, they'll catch him soon enough.
51:16I don't think he's the type to get caught, do you?
51:20Come on.
51:21What?
51:21Let's have a look inside.
51:22We know it's his caravan.
51:23Tom, let the police handle it.
51:25It'll be back in a minute.
51:31You're sick.
51:32Where my mum always used to keep her spare key at the caravan.
51:35Tom!
51:35Come on!
51:35Come on!
52:04Tom!
52:11This is too creepy.
52:21Please, Tom, can we just go?
52:24Come here!
52:26Tom!
52:29Come here!
52:31Come on!
52:32You piss of...
52:33Tom!
52:36Tom!
52:37Tom!
52:37Come here!
52:37Stop!
52:38Tom!
52:41Come here!
52:43Mr. Clarkson, enough!
52:45Get...
52:46Get off me!
52:47Enough!
52:47Get off!
52:48Get off!
52:48Get off!
52:49Get off!
52:50Get back!
52:50Get off!
52:51Get off!
52:52Get off!
52:52Get off!
52:52Come on!
52:53Get off!
52:58Get off!
53:02Just makes you question your faith in human nature, doesn't it?
53:05I was cracking jokes with him this morning.
53:08Should be a lesson to you, that.
53:11With Chloe and Mika, give them their heads up on scum like him.
53:15Not sure I could tell them what to look for.
53:19What sort of head of pastoral care am I?
53:22Protecting a teacher before one of his kids?
53:24Hey, come on. Don't hog all the guilt for yourself.
53:27You'll make a lot of mistakes in this job, believe me.
53:32I'm not sure I'm up to the roll after all.
53:36Of course you are.
53:37Give yourself a break, eh?
53:39There's 600 of them, it's just one of you.
53:41Thank you, Sarge.
53:44I fell to my dean a caravan.
53:46Martin Howard.
53:48String of offences.
53:49Fraud, deception and sexual assault.
54:04You can crash here if you want.
54:13Jan, do you want to talk about it?
54:16Only if you're what are you like.
54:21Did he...
54:25Did he hurt you?
54:28No.
54:31He was really nice to me up until they dumped me.
54:35There's no way I'd ever go out with an older fellow.
54:38They're all flaming pervs.
54:39Maxine, you can't say that.
54:41They're not old.
54:42It's not like that.
54:45He treated me a proper lady like.
54:50At first.
54:51So it's all right what he's done.
54:53As long as he opened doors for you and didn't give you a slap.
54:56What he did to Janice had absolutely nothing to do with his age.
54:59Of course it did.
55:00Why did you go out with him in the first place?
55:01It was because he was older, wasn't it?
55:05He took advantage of you, Janice.
55:07End of.
55:10All right, you lot?
55:11Have they caught him?
55:13Yeah.
55:15They got him.
55:19Let's just say he won't be breathing any fresh air for a bit.
55:33Thank you, Steph.
55:35You've done a brilliant job.
55:37And thank Tom.
55:38Yeah, I will see you tomorrow.
55:40Bye.
55:46Janice okay?
55:47Yeah, she's fine.
55:49She doesn't want to come back, but...
55:52She'll bounce back, knowing Janice.
55:55I hope so.
55:58There must be something we can do about our differences over...
56:03over what I did.
56:06There is.
56:08I know there's a massive divide between us, Eddie, at the moment, but...
56:11now stick with it, yeah?
56:17Oh, no.
56:19I'll work my three months.
56:20We're on to something really big here.
56:23Can't work through this, Rachel.
56:25I'll have to go around it.
56:29Oh, Messiah, please.
56:31I've made my mind up.
56:37I'm sorry.
56:38I'm sorry.