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00:17Welcome to Waterloo Road, Russell. I'm sure the parents are going to be very happy that we've
00:20got a local hero doing his teaching practice here. Well, I hope the kids feel the same way.
00:25Well, from what I hear from Kim, you've got no worries there.
00:27And you even look the part, so you manage to find the iron.
00:31Yes. Andrew's going to be your mentor while you're here.
00:36I'm looking forward to my 14 weeks, if I last that long.
00:39Well, you've certainly got experience of our more, shall I put it, recalcitrant children.
00:44That's half the battle.
00:45He means the scumbags, and I bet they don't call them that at college.
00:49Jack likes to shock. It's a personality disorder. You're going to love it here.
01:06But I won't find them anyway to let you know my true intention.
01:14I've been waiting for you.
01:16Bye, Brett.
01:17I just wondered if you were free tonight.
01:19I was free the other night, but you blew me out.
01:21Yeah, I know. I'm an idiot, but...
01:24Listen.
01:26I think you should know.
01:28Jack's asked me to move in with him.
01:36How can you want to live with him?
01:38Last week you were going out with me.
01:40I've been kidding myself, thinking I can have what I want when I want it.
01:43Putting everyone in their separate box.
01:45And I've realised I don't want to be in a separate box any more.
01:53I think Rima lost you.
01:56Well, why else would he ask me to live with him?
01:58Er, you're his second.
02:00Heavy boss is fantasy, isn't it?
02:17Morning.
02:18Morning.
02:21Missed you last night.
02:25And the night before that.
02:27And the night before that.
02:29That's a lot I'm missing.
02:30I do have to stoke me arm players sometimes.
02:32Which reminds me.
02:34You made your mind up yet about moving in?
02:36I'm still thinking it over.
02:39Thinking or stalling?
02:40So is he right, Jack?
02:42Any student?
02:44He's having a nosy around the school.
02:47You've got to admire him.
02:48Leaving the police to become a teacher.
02:51You admire that, do you?
02:54It's not an easy job, this.
02:55No.
02:56Not like a secretary's.
02:58Eh?
03:00So, what would I have to do to become one of these teaching assistants?
03:07Are you serious?
03:14Hiya.
03:15Hiya.
03:20I think I found a kindred spirit.
03:22Oh, you wish.
03:24There's some amazing stuff in here.
03:26Did one of your pupils do that?
03:28Yeah, yeah.
03:28One of my, er, year nines.
03:30Got high hopes for her.
03:31It's great to see that kind of self-expression in a young person.
03:34Yeah, she's a natural.
03:35Like you.
03:36You velvet.
03:38Kim knows she's my role model.
03:41I might need you to hold my hand first couple of days.
03:47I know you can do it.
03:49I just can't afford to lose you from this office.
03:52The whole school revolves around you.
03:55Are you patronising me?
03:56The exact opposite.
03:58Which is what?
04:00Well, I'm bigging you up, aren't I?
04:02You know what, Jack?
04:04I sometimes worry that you think this is me.
04:06What you see here every day.
04:08Doing the boss's filing, typing his letters, making his coffee.
04:13Look, I'm the one that asks you to move in with me.
04:15Says what I feel about you.
04:18And no, I'm not going to ask you to wash my socks.
04:22I do have three A-grade, A-levels of my own, you know?
04:27I just decided that I'd learn more travelling in the world than going off to uni.
04:30Which is why I did a secretarial course.
04:33So I could get a job whenever I needed to.
04:37That's great.
04:39There'll be loads of conversations we haven't had yet.
04:43Listen, I'm just glad that you ended up working here.
04:46So I could meet you.
04:48Look, why don't I make the tea?
04:50Prove my new man credentials.
04:54So it's OK then, is it?
04:56Me sending my CV off for clearance.
05:03Look, I'm keen for you to get on.
05:05But maybe not this year, eh?
05:07Not with the headmaster's interviews only a couple of weeks away.
05:09Let's just work together for a while, see how it pans out, yeah?
05:13Which makes me sound like a little extension of you.
05:16Which I'm not.
05:17Don't be like that.
05:18You know what, Jack?
05:19Jack, I was thinking when you asked me to move in with you that it meant something.
05:24But it doesn't, does it?
05:25It's all about convenience for you.
05:29How much?
05:30Russell used to be a policeman before I got the call to teach.
05:33He actually got stabbed as well, saving this young woman from a violent lover.
05:37Well, fantastic.
05:38Oh, sorry, I hope you don't mind me.
05:40No.
05:41I just hope you've got metal detectors on the school gates.
05:43Oh, you're joking, aren't you?
05:45We don't even have a school gate at the school gate.
05:47Nicked.
05:47Take my advice.
05:49Pretend you've still got the power of arrest.
05:51They won't know any different.
05:53And you can keep them right there.
05:56Well, I might have to come to you myself when I've got a problem, Russell.
06:00I'm Steph, by the way.
06:02Steph Haydock.
06:03French.
06:03Hi.
06:04So, why did you give up the force?
06:06Was it because of the stabbing?
06:09I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
06:11Russell, why don't we head off?
06:13I'll show you my lesson plan for the next period.
06:19Jeez, Brett.
06:20You can do huffy like no-one else I've known.
06:23I just don't feel like talking, really.
06:25No-one seemed to want to listen anyway, so why waste my breath?
06:28It's you that don't want to listen.
06:30Well, maybe I've just got too much stuff clashing in my head right now.
06:33Do you think it's possible for someone to like two people at the same time?
06:37No, I don't.
06:39If that's what's bothering you, I'd stick my clashing head under a tap.
06:45How can you be so sure?
06:46Because if you really love someone, Brett, you want to be with them all the time.
06:52Anyway, I can guess who you're talking about.
06:56Leanne Galloway.
06:59Can we have them?
07:01It's the Viva Shacklet.
07:03Come on.
07:05Vite, vite.
07:06We're doing our play, Au Pensee, remember?
07:12All right.
07:13I need to create a space here in the middle, so I've got all the...
07:16Just a second, Tammy.
07:19She's going out with Mr. Wimmer, isn't she?
07:22Excuse me, ma.
07:24I met her in a bar one night.
07:26Didn't know who she was then.
07:28It's just wild.
07:29She's pretty amazing.
07:31Yeah.
07:32And then I couldn't find her again.
07:34She lost her phone.
07:35I kept going back to the bar, but next time I saw her, I couldn't believe it.
07:39She's sitting down on her desk, innit?
07:42Anyway, don't think anything's going to happen now.
07:49Sorry about that.
07:50Just got, er, cut short.
07:53Brett, que vous choisissez pour jouer le rôle de ta touffe?
07:58D'accord.
08:00S'il vous plaît.
08:04So, I don't get it.
08:06Why did you end up on my doorstep the other day?
08:11Oh.
08:12Doreen would blow you out, did she?
08:14You thought you'd come and give me a go?
08:16You know I feel something for you.
08:20Something.
08:22Do you know what, Brett?
08:24You make me sick.
08:37All right?
08:44Best way to start a class.
08:46Have them calm and orderly before they go in.
08:49Kim told me you were a bit of a stickler for the old rules.
08:53Did, Kim?
08:54Don't get me wrong.
08:55I think it's great.
08:55I mean, obviously, it works a treat.
08:59After you.
09:06Did the day doc help you with your own work last night?
09:08Well hard.
09:09She was out of it last night.
09:11Eh?
09:12You mean you didn't do it?
09:13You're all going to be getting your detention.
09:15Oh, big deal.
09:16It's nuts, isn't it?
09:17Having your foster mum give you detention.
09:19She's not my foster mum.
09:21I'm getting a real one today, though.
09:23Can't wait.
09:24In fact, it's a day doc was well bad.
09:26She's a flaming alcoholic.
09:29It's well bad.
09:31She does blood at every night.
09:33Count the bottles in a bin and there was like four and that's been like not even a week.
09:37Definition, anybody?
09:39Frances.
09:40Sir, it's a description of a word.
09:42Indeed it is, Frances.
09:43Think out of the box, as they say.
09:46Mr Millen and I will come round and have a look at your suggestions.
09:54Very impressive.
09:55Little thing I've learned over the years.
09:57Don't need even one child slack.
09:59If pupils believe that they're a teacher-free zone,
10:02then they always have a view as attention wanders.
10:06I could try to take the class on my own if you wanted to go and grab a coffee.
10:10No, I don't think so.
10:12No, I know it's not a dumb thing, but I like being thrown into the deep end.
10:17And you've done all the hard work.
10:19I'd rather you just observe for the time being.
10:21You might pick up a few tips.
10:24All right, you've seen the lesson plan.
10:27Why didn't you take them for the last five minutes?
10:29On my own.
10:30Look, I admire your enthusiasm.
10:41Ooh, take you all of two minutes, did it, Janice?
10:44Oh, no way, Miss.
10:45I was at it all night.
10:46Shut it, you!
10:47No, you!
10:48Shut it!
10:50You are going to have to put in a lot more effort
10:52if you want to even think of getting any GCSEs.
10:55This is your second chance, Janice.
10:57Don't blow it.
11:00At least I've done something, she hasn't.
11:02It's none of your business what I've done.
11:03Miss, Maxine said she didn't bother with her work because you was too out of it.
11:07She said she'd go through two bottles of gin a week.
11:09That's a sudden lie.
11:11Yes, it is a lie.
11:12How dare you?
11:13Miss, she's making it up.
11:15It was like now, Maxine.
11:16You can't do the bottles in Miss A-Doc's bin.
11:18Says you put that dry martini stuff as well in your drink.
11:22You're for it, you are.
11:23You've always talked about Steph, isn't she?
11:33Loyalty.
11:35Stick.
11:36How did you come up with that?
11:37When you're loyal, you stick by somebody, don't you?
11:41OK.
11:43Anger.
11:44Kettle.
11:46You can bowl with anger like a kettle.
11:49I don't think Aaron's quite got what you were on about, Mr Treneman.
11:53Perhaps you could explain, Mr Mullen.
11:56Yeah, yeah, sure.
11:59You see, what it is that you're looking for here, Aaron,
12:03is a word that isn't too far away from the words that are on the board.
12:11For example, anger is something that comes from inside you.
12:17It's a feeling.
12:18Like, erm,
12:20when your mum doesn't allow you to watch your TV in your bedroom.
12:23You mean like...
12:26minging?
12:27Exactly. Good.
12:28Although anger is a noun.
12:31An abstract noun.
12:33As Mr Mullen says, it's about a feeling.
12:36Things you can't touch or see or smell or hear.
12:41Try to think of a word that you would substitute for anger in a sentence, Aaron.
12:46He felt anger.
12:49Fury.
12:50Good.
12:51Give the boy a gold star.
13:12I am flaming mortified.
13:15Miss, I'm sorry.
13:18You have got a lot to learn about people's privacy, young lady.
13:21I just hope your new foster parents have got the patience to cope with you.
13:26Miss, I don't want to be fostered.
13:30Why can't I just stay with you?
13:32And why would you want to stay with someone who drinks 27 dry martinis a day?
13:38Like I said, Maxine.
13:40It's been nice having you.
13:44But you need proper looking after.
13:47And I can't do that.
13:50Why don't you just come right out and say what everybody else does?
13:53You hate me, don't you?
13:54Look, this children and family's place, they'll have you sorted come lunchtime.
14:01What you need is security, Maxine, not shacking up with your French teacher.
14:06And to be quite honest, I'd rather be on me own.
14:13All right, kick me out.
14:15It's okay.
14:18I'm not bothered.
14:22I'm not bothered.
14:29I've got to hand it to you.
14:31You're in control there.
14:33Yeah.
14:34The children like you.
14:35And you manage to keep them engaged.
14:37Just one thing.
14:39A comment designed to make a class laugh at a pupil's expense can have serious consequences.
14:45Disastrous sometimes.
14:47Are they really that sensitive?
14:49They are in front of their peers.
14:51Trust me.
14:53Did you get anything from the lesson?
14:56Yeah.
14:56It was very interesting.
14:59Maybe...
15:00Look, I don't know.
15:01But at college, they were always telling us to up the jazz factor.
15:05I mean, possibly we could have put them into pairs, got them to stick the words onto each other, then...
15:10Jazzy college theories.
15:12Sometimes the only things children need are a pencil and an exercise book.
15:18So?
15:19How's your first lesson going?
15:21Shouldn't you ask Mr. Treneman?
15:24Yes.
15:25Yes.
15:25So far, so good.
15:26There's a long way to go, though.
15:27Oh, excellent.
15:28Do you know what?
15:29I think I cried on my first lesson.
15:30You?
15:32Certainly didn't cry.
15:33In fact, it was a very pleasant experience.
15:37Yeah.
15:37You'll soon learn about Andrew that he was actually born with a piece of chalk in his mouth.
15:41All just comes naturally to him.
15:44Haven't you got Mr. Bludgeon's class next, Russell?
15:47Oh, naughty boy.
15:51I'll see you later.
15:52See you in a bit.
15:54It's not a good idea to criticise me in front of a student teacher.
15:57Oh, Andrew, lighten up.
16:00He's a fully grown adult who's got a lot more experience in the real world than you.
16:09So, your teenage son or daughter has come home two hours late and is smelling of alcohol.
16:16Yeah, I know none of you lot know anything about that.
16:18Anyway, you're at your wit's end.
16:20I mean, how many flaming times have you got to tell them?
16:23So what I want is, I want this side to take the reasonable approach.
16:26Tell the child how worried you are.
16:28And I want this side to confront the child and let the anger come boiling to the surface, yeah?
16:34Drawing from personal experience, are we?
16:36Could you just leave it?
16:38Okay?
16:42Shall we stop?
16:44Well, er, you're the expert.
16:49And slam!
16:50That drunken pain in the neck of yours comes walking through the door.
16:56I want you to turn around.
16:58And walk out of here like a decent human being.
17:01If that's possible.
17:03Why don't you just tell me to piss off?
17:15Carry on.
17:18Right, well, after that.
17:20No, no, no, no.
17:21We're fine.
17:31Sir, you did my brother in for Nick and Castle.
17:36Yes, and he'll do you as well if you don't get on with those questions.
17:41He's not a policeman any more, is he?
17:42You want a bear?
17:43Sir, gonna show us your scar?
17:48Why don't you all shut up, okay?
17:51Get on with your work.
17:52Now, bags on the floor.
18:01You.
18:03Okay.
18:05I'll show you my scar.
18:07If, and only if,
18:10you get 20 out of 20 in your interpretation.
18:14That is about as likely as the Easter bunny hopping through that door.
18:23Well done you.
18:28Listen, if, um,
18:31if you wanted to give me a go on my own,
18:33I'm more than willing.
18:34Very tempting.
18:37Very tempting.
18:39Seriously.
18:40Go and get yourself a cup of coffee.
18:41I'll be fine.
18:43It's gonna take him at least 15 minutes to finish those questions.
18:47Exactly.
18:50Right.
18:51You know where I am, Mr. Millen,
18:54if there's any trouble.
19:10Be quiet.
19:20You.
19:21Put that away.
19:22Get on with your work.
19:28Sir,
19:29Donald's not doing what you told us, eh?
19:30I need more out of you and I'll...
19:33Did you hear me say to put that away?
19:35It's broke, anyway.
19:38Stump it.
19:40That is pure cheap.
19:42Okay, fine.
19:43It's being confiscated.
19:45So you're not allowed to steal from pupils?
19:50Do you hear what you called you, sir?
19:52What?
19:52I didn't say anything.
19:58It's away now.
20:01Okay.
20:02Just get on with your work, yeah?
20:04You.
20:05Put that hood down.
20:13What did you call Mr. Nye?
20:15Done.
20:16Stump it.
20:17Sir, she said it again.
20:18Said what?
20:19It began with S, didn't it?
20:21It's all the shit.
20:22Just get on with answering those questions.
20:24No, S-st-a.
20:27Um.
20:28Yeah, S-st-a.
20:30Sir, we just called you Stump it.
20:32I was just saying what she said.
20:33You are a rock like yours.
20:35Yeah, I did.
20:36Yes, sir.
20:38Shotix, the lot of ya.
20:40Woo!
20:44Woo!
20:55Can I just tell you what I really think of you, in case you've got the wrong impression on me?
21:01you're really intelligent you're a great organizer you'd make a fantastic teaching
21:07assistant but no buts no ifs maybe the thing is i just really like working with you and
21:19i thought that you really like working with me i thought it said a lot about the way we
21:24were together well you've asked me to move in with you jack but you've not really said
21:29why for all i know it's because you want me to work from home as well as the office you're
21:35the ones not committing to me but it's not for me to commit though jack is it this is
21:41a power relationship oh don't give me that feminist claptrap why not i am a feminist and
21:48the law says that you're in a position of power over me everybody knows it the onus is on you
21:54to prove you're not so this is your reference for me for a teaching assistant role
22:05mr button is going to be back in a second yeah so why don't we go over the answers to
22:14the
22:14questions eh yeah okay question one why was catherine confused well the answer is the answer is
22:25the answer is the answer is catherine was confused because she didn't know where the noise was coming
22:33from question two sir i was stumped by this question
22:46you're nothing but a cheeky wee get do you know that
22:50my mum's coming in about that is she good you swore teachers aren't allowed to swear one more word out
22:58of anybody and you are all going in the cooler that's a promise
23:01that's it then thanks very much mike looks like we're all going in the cooler now
23:22everything all right yeah no problem i'm just uh i'm i'm taking them to the library so far so good
23:29yeah
23:38what's going on mr millen sent us here mr millen i can only apologize mr turnerman but they were all
23:45well out of order
23:47every one of them i'm sorry this class has given you so much trouble mr millen right inside all of
23:53you
23:53quietly quietly you you there you here
24:18hey
24:19are you all right oh how many more times this is gonna happen i don't know if it's a real
24:24pain anymore i'm just imagining it
24:26yeah well try not to get too stressed about it i mean this might be as bad as it ever
24:30gets
24:31and if the pills don't work well you can always go on the cannabis
24:34yeah great turn into a pothead
24:36well if i've got someone around to roll them up for me
24:39i think you're incredible lona
24:41i'm really amazed by you
24:43and you know i'll always be around for you don't you
24:45yeah well then tell me what i want to hear
24:49but you'll stay with me
24:50at least until you find a little palace
24:54great if that's what you want
24:57yeah
24:57yeah
24:57yeah
24:58yeah
25:05yeah
25:06yeah
25:27Mr Budgen, looking for your class.
25:33Would somebody mind telling me what the hell is going on?
25:36You left a student teacher in charge of your year nines.
25:41Uncontrollable call of nature, and if you want to check with my doctor, feel free to do so.
25:46Would you rather have had me leave the class on its own?
25:50It's not as if I'm totally inexperienced when it comes to controlling children.
25:54The cooler is designed for problem individuals, not whole classes.
25:58What if the whole class misbehaves?
26:00Look, I do understand something about the mentality of the pack, OK?
26:05You should try placing a football match.
26:07Exactly.
26:08Listen, if you lose control of a whole class, you'll never survive.
26:13I'm going to have to speak to the headteacher, just to see how we can best help you along.
26:18We don't want it happening again, do we?
26:20Oh, no doubt you'll cause a major fuss.
26:31I say, don't we've got Mrs Barnes to see you.
26:36Nice to meet you.
26:38Have you got a minute?
26:38Yeah, of course.
26:40Don't get a healthy.
26:41Hmm.
26:43I don't think Andrew Traniman likes me very much.
26:47Oh, yeah?
26:48He's been dying on me all day.
26:52Well, I suppose he's been given the job of looking after you, hasn't he?
26:55Yeah.
26:58I think he sees me as a bit of a rival.
27:06Maxine's 16, I'm sorry to say she doesn't meet the threshold for fostering.
27:12Why is that?
27:13Put simply, she doesn't class as vulnerable.
27:15Of course she's vulnerable, she's homeless.
27:18Now, strictly speaking, that isn't the case.
27:21Told you.
27:22Well, you can't expect her to go back and live with a rotten mum.
27:24She was harbouring a sex predator, for God's sake.
27:27It's her choice, Miss Haydock, what she wants to do.
27:32Where are we now, Maxine?
27:35Well, yeah, she's with me at the minute, but it's not just a roof that she needs,
27:38it's proper care.
27:41Look, I suggest you try the homeless person's unit.
27:44Oh, right.
27:45They may be able to find Maxine some sort of semi-independent place,
27:48maybe a hostel or a B&B.
27:51Well, there you are, you see.
27:53It's better than nothing.
27:54I'm the one that's got to live there.
27:57I'll give you the number.
27:59Maybe they could fix you up with something today.
28:01I'm not going to no homeless unit!
28:03Please don't be like that, Maxine.
28:05I'm not!
28:09Bradley?
28:10Look, er, this is a bit awkward,
28:12but I'm gonna have to ask you to stop me and Tom team-teaching together.
28:16Hmm?
28:16I don't want to go into details,
28:18but he's been bringing his personal life into the classroom.
28:20Didn't have much of a personal life last time I spoke to him.
28:24Look, I know you and Tom are mates.
28:26You're asking me to disrupt my staff rotors.
28:30I'll need good reason.
28:32I mean, if Tom's behaved unprofessionally...
28:35I don't want him mouthing off in front of the kids.
28:37If he can't keep them to himself, then I don't want him in my class.
28:39You can't blame a man feeling aggrieved being thrown out of his home.
28:44He doesn't have to force it down the kids' throats, though, does he?
28:49I mean, you need a trainee to be able to shout for help,
28:51not lie through his flaming teeth at you.
28:53I think it's a lack of confidence.
28:55I'm scared to admit there's something he doesn't know.
28:56Yeah, I should know you'd be here.
28:58Russell is really upset, Jack.
29:00And let's face it, Grantley shouldn't have even left him on his own.
29:03Well, you're right there, but...
29:05he lied to me.
29:06He told me he was taking him to the library.
29:08Look, I'm not trying to make excuses for him,
29:10but he was embarrassed, you know, he was trying to cover up.
29:12Which is exactly what we need to teach him not to do.
29:14Oh, for God's sake, it's not like someone's died, is it?
29:18You're allowing your friendship to interfere with your judgement.
29:20Has anyone ever told you that you can be quite pompous?
29:23You have, on several occasions.
29:25Well, at least I'm consistent, aren't I?
29:26All right, calm down.
29:28Look, can I not just mentor him, please,
29:30before Andrew puts him off teaching for life?
29:34No. He's based in the English department.
29:36I want Andrew to keep an eye on him.
29:38I'm not getting this.
29:40You're making it sound like he needs babysitting.
29:43He's a trainee teacher. Perhaps he does.
29:50Has she got the odds for him or something?
30:03Yeah, erm, spoken to Jack.
30:05Everything's fine.
30:07I'm not gonna get six whacks of the cane then.
30:10Did, erm, Mr Rimmer imagine my little fib?
30:13Yeah, he did.
30:14Er, do you want more tea?
30:16Do you think I should go and apologise?
30:17No, do you know what?
30:18Just wait until things settle down a bit.
30:20Settle down?
30:21I thought you said everything was fine.
30:23It is.
30:23Just forget about it.
30:41Have you agreed?
30:53Yes, my brother.
30:53Here we go.
30:54Jane Hay palpate
31:04Russell, Mr. Treneman, about the incident earlier.
31:09Don't be too hard on yourself. We all need help sometimes.
31:13I suppose I'm just used to being able to dish out the punishment.
31:16That's a problem with teaching. Our options are strictly limited.
31:20So we have to make sure that we use them judiciously.
31:24Well, I've got a departmental meeting next. Shouldn't be any problems there.
31:28Me too, sure.
31:32Is there anything else? Something you'd like to talk about?
31:37No. No, of course not.
31:40I'm off to set up our work experience week, but I'll be about later on if you need a sounding
31:45board.
31:48Team teaching timetables. Looks like it's all changed.
31:53Can we discuss this in private, please?
31:55Try to dob me in it, will you?
31:57I'm trying to keep the lid on things in front of the kids.
31:59You don't give a damn about the kids, and certainly not your own. All you're doing is worrying them sick.
32:03This is a deep-hop mental meeting. Leave my kids out of it.
32:06No. I won't leave them out of it, because I care about them just as much as you.
32:09Sod off, Tom. Don't you tell me.
32:12You're the one who should feel guilty that this has happened.
32:13You can feel guilty. You really are the limit.
32:15Listen to yourself, Lorna. Defending them, letting them live in your house, phoning all over them.
32:20Well, you've got a short, bloody memory, that's all I can see.
32:23Bye, boss!
32:34Right, this isn't easy, guys, but either you sort this out for yourselves, or I'm going to have to sort
32:38it out for you.
32:39I don't think anyone can do that.
32:41Not unless Izzy has a personality change.
32:43Either you leave your personal issues at the school gates, or one of you, or perhaps two of you, that's
32:48got to find somewhere else to teach.
32:50Hey, hold on a second. We've got a right to a private life.
32:52The problem with you lot is you can't keep it private.
32:57You're 11.30, it's waiting.
33:01Talking of private lives.
33:02Right, I'm not having this. One of you has got a fall on your sword. Do I have to choose
33:06which one?
33:07If I could leave, I would. But I've got the issue of having two teenage girls here.
33:12Well, I'm not budging. I don't see why I should.
33:14I see. So it all comes back to me.
33:18Fine. You'll have my resignation by the end of today.
34:01Please, believe me, I'm not going out of my way to find fault with Russell.
34:05Right, but you're going to.
34:07I saw him come out of an off-licence not 20 minutes ago.
34:14He looked...uncomfortable.
34:15What, more uncomfortable than you do now?
34:18Why would he go to an off-licence in his lunch break?
34:22I don't know. Maybe the same reason that I go, to get tea bags or a pint of milk.
34:28In the middle of the working day?
34:30Why don't you just come out and say it?
34:34I mean, you've already made your mind up about it, haven't you?
34:37What, he's a raving alcoholic. That's why he's bouncing off the walls, is it?
34:40It just shows how much you know about alcoholics.
34:43What the hell do you know about it?
34:44A lot more than you suspect.
34:46No, do you know what I suspect?
34:48I suspect that you're actually jealous of Russell.
34:51Because you know that he's going to be ten times the teacher that you are.
34:55In the history of your cheap remarks, that's just about the cheapest.
35:00The only thing I feel when I see a good teacher is relief.
35:03And I think that Russell might just be one.
35:06It's just...
35:10He lacks...
35:11confidence.
35:13Well, he had the confidence to wade into a domestic and get himself stabbed.
35:16We need people who can stand back and assess situations.
35:20Who knows, a different personality might have saved himself from the assault.
35:24Who knows.
35:47Ah!
35:54Please forgive me, Miss Dickity, the corridors are a bit of a warrant.
35:58Hey, it's Mr Stumpy.
36:04Did I hear my nickname?
36:08You.
36:10You called me Stumpy, didn't you?
36:15So, I've got a limp.
36:19You want to make something of it?
36:24No, sir.
36:26Really?
36:27Then why did you call it out?
36:29I don't know.
36:30I don't know.
36:33Maybe it's because you're a moron.
36:37Yes, sir.
36:38Good, well, that's clear to everyone now, isn't it?
36:41What's your name?
36:42Dante.
36:43Dante the Moron!
36:47Um, if you can all turn to page 38 in your anthologies, please.
36:53Would you like me to read it, Miss Dickity?
36:55What an excellent idea.
37:01Stealing!
37:05The most unusual thing I ever stole?
37:09A snowman.
37:12Midnight.
37:14He looked magnificent.
37:17A tall, white mute beneath the winter moon.
37:24Looking for Brett?
37:28No.
37:30Just taking down some old notices.
37:33Yeah, we've always got some excuse, haven't you?
37:38And what's with your attitude, Missy?
37:42Can't you see what you're doing to him?
37:44Or do you just not care about anyone else?
37:47Excuse me?
37:49Um, maybe you can't see how screwed up he is over you.
37:52Look, why don't you just stop playing games and be straight with him?
37:58Hi.
38:04What have you said?
38:10Davina, wait!
38:12Well, you've really done it now, haven't you?
38:15What's the one thing I missed of you?
38:17To be discreet?
38:18I had to talk to somebody.
38:20Mika won't tell anyone else.
38:21Well, she'd better not.
38:24God, I must have been totally loopy picking up with you again.
38:27A schoolboy, I mean.
38:29I'm pathetic.
38:32Well, this is me and you finished now, right for sure.
38:34Look, hang on.
38:35Look, you want a girlfriend.
38:36You've got one waiting up there.
38:37Eh?
38:38She's obviously breaking her heart for you.
38:46I thought you handled Dante Charles really well.
38:50So?
38:51How'd it go?
38:52Yeah, I think Russell will make an excellent teacher.
38:54Yeah?
38:55And when you're qualified, you might want to apply for my job.
38:57What?
38:58Are you leaving Waterloo Road?
39:00I want a change of school.
39:02I probably shouldn't say this in front of you, Russell, but Waterloo Road can be quite stressful.
39:07I'll find that out today.
39:08Yeah, there'll be plenty more days like it.
39:10But there'll be days when you're at the depths of despair.
39:12Yeah, but he's got what he takes, hasn't he?
39:15I mean it.
39:25You know, you said you think Andrew's good in for you, then.
39:28I think you might be right.
39:29You mean about him seeing me as a rile?
39:31Yeah, but I don't, right, so it's all that counts.
39:34No, I don't know, Kim.
39:36I don't want to make an enemy out of the deputy head, do I?
39:40No, I don't want him giving me a bad report for my first teaching practice.
39:42Well, if he does, he's going to have me to answer to.
39:45Anyway, what he's saying now is ridiculous.
39:47What's he saying?
39:49I shouldn't really say, but he said that he saw you coming out of the offy at lunchtime.
39:56I mean, he's implying that you went in there and bought a couple of bottles of whiskey or something.
40:00Please breathe into this bag, sir.
40:03So he has got it in for me.
40:04Good, that's all I need.
40:06So, did you go to the offy?
40:09I went for a walk.
40:10I was starving.
40:11I went down to get a Mars bar and a packet of cheese and onion.
40:13But maybe crisps and sweets aren't allowed in Mr Trineman's book of do's and don'ts.
40:16Yeah, and that is one big, fat, thick book.
40:20Anyway, look, I'll see you after the final whistle, yeah?
40:26Oh, Steph.
40:28How'd it go down the housing department?
40:30Brilliant.
40:31They've found somewhere for Maxine.
40:33Oh, well, that's great.
40:34And it's been properly checked to full council standards and she gets visits.
40:40You do know that you don't have to go through the system on this, don't you?
40:43If you're just happy with her to stay where she is,
40:45the social services will call it a private fostering agreement.
40:48They'll let you claim Section 17 money to help.
40:51It's not about the money.
40:53Well, I was just wondering.
40:56So have you been down there to check it out?
40:59No, I'm going after school, aren't I?
41:02I know.
41:03What does Maxine think of the news?
41:05She'll be thrilled.
41:12Stump him.
41:13What did you say?
41:14Oh, just coughing.
41:15Well, don't cough.
41:16I got a bit.
41:17I've got a cold.
41:18Here's another one you should lock up.
41:19See you tomorrow for more of the same.
41:23I want to talk to you.
41:25Oh!
41:26Oh!
41:28Oh, no!
41:31Oh, no!
41:32Oh, no!
41:34Oi!
41:38Get up!
41:41You all right?
41:43Why are you still here?
41:44You want to kick your son in the head?
41:45I want to kick your son in the head.
41:47I want to kick your son in the head.
41:52I want to kick your son in the head.
41:54I want to kick your son in the head.
41:56I want to kick your son in the head.
41:58I want to kick your son in the head.
42:00I want to kick your son in the head.
42:03I want to kick your son in the head.
42:03I want to kick your son in the head.
42:04I want to kick your son in the head.
42:05I want to kick your son in the head.
42:05I want to kick your son in the head.
42:05I want to kick your son in the head.
42:06I want to kick your son in the head.
42:07I want to kick your son in the head.
42:08I want to kick your son in the head.
42:09I want to kick your son in the head.
42:11I want to kick your son in the head.
42:15I thought I was going under, and I needed the support.
42:28I'm an alcoholic.
42:35I lost it. I, um...
42:41Should have taken your advice.
42:49But it was...
42:53Just a moment of madness, that's all.
43:00I swear...
43:02That it will never happen again.
43:07No, it won't, because you can't come back here.
43:14In fact, I don't think you should be near any children in any school.
43:20Because...
43:21You're out of control.
43:24You're not going to say anything to anyone, are you?
43:29No.
43:32Because you're going to have to.
43:33No...
43:36No.
43:44Yeap.
43:46Yeap.
43:48Yeap.
43:50Yeap.
43:52Yeap.
43:54Yeap.
43:57Yeap.
44:02Beep.
44:21What are you going to do when you're just found forever?
44:24Where are you going to get to when you can't get it together?
44:30Forever and a day
44:33A fly that's caught upon a spider's web
44:36The snake still has another scape to share
44:43Forever and a day
44:46Is it all a dream or have you just found forever?
44:50Get it all together, get like birds of a feather
44:56Forever and a day
45:15Time to turf me out onto the street then?
45:18Well you can get up off your backside and tidy up this flaming mess for a start
45:21I've been packing
45:24Well you can go and unpack
45:26I've changed my mind
45:29What are you joking, why?
45:31I'm warning you Maxine
45:32One more step out of line and there will be no more
45:37Cheese and onion crisps
45:41And if I put on as much as one extra ounce because of all of your junk food
45:46You're out of here sharpish
45:47Now go on, hop it
45:54I invite her into my home
45:56She doesn't seem to care
45:58Yeah it's funny
45:59You seem to think that because you've asked her to live with you that she should then give you something
46:03back in return
46:04And I'm sorry
46:05It just doesn't work like that
46:08I might have known I was talking to another flaming feminist
46:11Aye aye
46:14Pint?
46:15Mineral water for me please
46:16Err, vodka and tonic
46:17Err, can you make it a double?
46:19So you think you've found your feet yet Russell?
46:22You looked a lot more confident towards the end of the day then
46:24Yeah, Lorna couldn't have been any more flattering
46:27Actually I think you lot create a bit of a fuss about how difficult the job is
46:32I mean think about it, you get 13 weeks holiday a year
46:35You don't work any bank holidays and you're finished by four o'clock
46:38And when you are at work what do you do?
46:40You read novels, mark essays, set a few questions
46:44Well, you'll just have to take my word for it mate
46:47It's not everyone takes to a job like this
46:49Because you guys create such a mystery about it
46:51Hang on a minute, you're going to be one of us lot soon
46:53No I'm not Kim
46:54It's not stimulating enough for me
46:56I'm bored frankly
46:58You are?
46:59I quit
47:00After one day?
47:01Yeah
47:02I wouldn't want to be taken to drink to get my eyes, would I?
47:06Russell, hang on a minute
47:07Wait
47:08This is down to you this, innit?
47:10Maybe you should talk to Fraser Crossley before putting the blame on me
47:15I caught Russell beating him over the head with his briefcase
47:18Which just happened to be filled with booze
47:28Russell!
47:38Did he tell you?
47:41I don't get it, you were always so anti-violence
47:44Not with a drink in me, I'm not
47:48You see, all this time I had no idea that you...
47:50I've been dry for almost a year
47:54Since the, um...
47:57Accident
48:00I'd been drinking that day
48:01A lot, if I hadn't been then
48:04Well, I'll put it this way
48:06The kids wouldn't be calling me stumpy
48:10Today I realise the only way I can cope is vodka
48:14So
48:16Teacher or
48:18Dry
48:21I know which one I prefer
48:26But I think you're dead brave
48:27I wish that was true
48:29There is so much left to say
48:34Bye, Kim
48:36There is so much left to say
48:41There is so much left to say
48:52I can't believe I didn't see the signs
48:56It just always seems so
49:00Together
49:02There's nothing wrong in giving a friend the benefit of the doubt
49:05Please don't be generous
49:08I can't stand it
49:09I should have just listened to you
49:11I'm sorry
49:16Well
49:17I'd better be going
49:18Otherwise you're going to have to carry me on
49:20Yeah
49:24Hey
49:27Anyway
49:28I should be brushing up on my Germaine Greer
49:34One thing you were right about
49:37I was
49:40Jealous of Russell
49:42Not for the reasons you said
49:46Because
49:48Of your feelings for him
49:51What on earth made you think that?
49:54Just something Jack said
49:59Andrew, I couldn't
50:02Ever
50:03Have the serious feelings for
50:05For Russell
50:07It's just
50:08It get in the way of what
50:11Will
50:15Please, can we start again?
50:40It's just
50:41We'll see you nuevo
50:41We'll see you then
50:41There we go
50:41You'll see you then
50:55Where