00:00So today's hottest global headline is basically Afghanistan and Pakistan deciding to reenact
00:06a WWE tag team match except the ring is the border and the referee is nowhere to be found.
00:12Afghanistan launched attacks on Pakistani border posts claiming dozens of soldiers were
00:17killed or captured. Pakistan, not to be outdone, hit back with.
00:21Airstrikes earlier this week, it's like two neighbors fighting over who gets to keep the
00:26lawn chair except the lawn chair is the entire frontier. Now the numbers are wild. Reports say
00:33dozens of casualties which in global news math means anywhere between a cricket team and half
00:39a stadium section and the timing. Perfect because just when the world thought it could focus on
00:45peaceful stuff like AI generated cat memes, boom, missiles and mortars. Honestly, if these two
00:51countries were roommates, the landlord would have evicted them years ago. Instead, the rest of us
00:57are stuck watching this geopolitical soap opera, wondering if the next episode comes with popcorn
01:02or fallout shelters. Moral of the story, mortars aren't fences, they're basically live comedy stages
01:09with very bad pyrotechnics.
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