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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) is a hilarious and heart-warming animated comedy that celebrates friendship, imagination, and laughter. Best friends George and Harold accidentally hypnotize their strict school principal and turn him into the fearless, silly superhero—Captain Underpants! Together, they set out on wild adventures filled with creativity, teamwork, and humor that will entertain kids and families alike.
Featuring the voices of Kevin Hart, Thomas Middleditch, and Ed Helms, this fun-filled movie delivers nonstop laughs and a positive message about friendship and believing in your own creativity. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie is perfect for audiences of all ages!
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00:00:00Transcription by CastingWords
00:00:30DreamWorks Animation presents
00:01:00in association with
00:01:02Treehouse Comics Inc!
00:01:08Alright, okay.
00:01:10So, a long, long, long, long time ago
00:01:13in a galaxy far, far away
00:01:15there was a planet called
00:01:17Underpantyworld.
00:01:18Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:20Okay, go.
00:01:21That's perfect, it's perfect.
00:01:23Okay.
00:01:24Underpantyworld was a peaceful planet
00:01:25where everybody wore only underwear
00:01:27until it started to blow up
00:01:29for some reason.
00:01:30Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
00:01:32Meanwhile, the leaders of Underpantyworld,
00:01:35Big Daddy Long John's
00:01:36and his wife Princess Pantyhoes,
00:01:37saved their baby by stretching
00:01:39his underwear really far
00:01:40and then they shot him in his face.
00:01:42Godspeed, little underpants.
00:01:44And then he crashed on Earth
00:01:49where he was raised
00:01:50by some nice far...
00:01:51Dolphins?
00:01:53Yeah, dolphins.
00:01:54Just go with it.
00:01:55Okay, fine, fine.
00:01:56Coo-coo-ca-ca.
00:01:57Cha-la-la-la-la-la.
00:02:00Oh!
00:02:01But the space baby grew up fast.
00:02:04Oh!
00:02:05Look, up in the sky!
00:02:07It's a bird.
00:02:08It's a plane.
00:02:09It's an egg salad sandwich.
00:02:11And guess what?
00:02:12I'm rotten.
00:02:15Faster than a speeding waistband.
00:02:18More powerful than boxer shorts.
00:02:21You'll never catch me,
00:02:22Captain Underpants.
00:02:25Owie!
00:02:25Able to leap tall buildings
00:02:27without getting a wedgie.
00:02:30Hey, all right, good for you, pal.
00:02:32Now put on some clothes, you weirdo.
00:02:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:02:35No way!
00:02:36I fight for truth, justice,
00:02:39and all that is pre-shrunk and cut to me.
00:02:41For I am...
00:02:43Captain Underpants!
00:02:47The origin issue.
00:02:49It's so good.
00:02:50We should have done an origin issue ages ago.
00:02:52Yeah, like, first.
00:02:54You know, I'm not sure about the dolphins, though.
00:02:56Yeah, I know.
00:02:56It's just...
00:02:57I didn't know if it was the thing
00:02:58where it was, like, good weird
00:02:59or bad weird.
00:03:00Like, is it something...
00:03:00The origin issue!
00:03:03I've told you two a thousand times
00:03:05not to draw these idiotic comics.
00:03:07Freeze!
00:03:08Hey, everybody!
00:03:09Wait, one second.
00:03:10Hi, I'm George Beard.
00:03:12And this is my best friend, Harold Hutchins.
00:03:13Hey.
00:03:14Oh, man.
00:03:15It's okay.
00:03:15We got more ideas.
00:03:17See, Harold loves to draw,
00:03:18and I love to tell stories.
00:03:19And this old guy looking angry right here?
00:03:21Well, this is the worst principal in the world.
00:03:24Mr. Krupp.
00:03:24Mean old Mr. Krupp.
00:03:27Hates anything fun.
00:03:28Like comic books.
00:03:30Recess.
00:03:33Christmas.
00:03:34Woo-hoo!
00:03:35Woo-hoo!
00:03:35Woo-hoo!
00:03:37Even kittens!
00:03:40Oh, my goodness.
00:03:41Did that really happen?
00:03:42Uh, no.
00:03:43Not technically.
00:03:44But it might as well have!
00:03:46I'm sorry.
00:03:47I'm still mad about the comic.
00:03:49Yeah, me too.
00:03:50And I'm free!
00:03:52In my office.
00:03:53Now!
00:03:53What is happening right now?
00:04:08I don't know.
00:04:11Do you think he fell asleep with his eyes open?
00:04:13Maybe.
00:04:13Let's try and leave and see what happens.
00:04:15Door lock activated.
00:04:25Wow.
00:04:26That's an expensive door.
00:04:28It was a choice between the magnetic automatic door closer
00:04:30and the music and arts programs.
00:04:34Pretty sure I made the right choice.
00:04:39This morning's school sign is supposed to read
00:04:42sewage plant field trips are today.
00:04:46So can either of you explain why it now reads...
00:04:50Come see my hairy armpits!
00:04:54I know you two are responsible.
00:04:56How?
00:04:56How do you know?
00:04:57Do you have any proof?
00:04:58I mean, this is a country of laws.
00:04:59The proof is here!
00:05:00Inside my gut.
00:05:01He must have a lot of proof in there.
00:05:04Quiet, quiet.
00:05:04Quiet, quiet.
00:05:05Quiet, quiet.
00:05:06Mmm.
00:05:07Ever since you've attended this elementary school,
00:05:09you've been responsible for one prank after another.
00:05:12Wow, that's a lot of pranks.
00:05:39Yeah, when it's cut all together like that,
00:05:40you really get a sense of the scope.
00:05:42Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
00:05:44And dangerous, like that tiger?
00:05:46Oh, that tiger was crazy.
00:05:47Ah!
00:05:48For long years, you two have been disrupting
00:05:50the carefully calibrated drone-like beehive
00:05:54that this elementary school is supposed to be.
00:05:57I may not be able to prove it yet.
00:06:00I'm gonna get you two one day.
00:06:02One day.
00:06:03Very, very soon.
00:06:05All right.
00:06:07Fair enough.
00:06:08Get out of my office.
00:06:10No!
00:06:13Ah.
00:06:14You see what we're up against?
00:06:16And that's just a typical day at Jerome Horwitz Elementary.
00:06:19Huh.
00:06:19More like Jerome Horwitz Penitentiary.
00:06:25Hey, guys.
00:06:26What's going on, Tommy?
00:06:27Same old, same old.
00:06:31Poor kid.
00:06:32Time to have fun with history.
00:06:35Memorize these dates.
00:06:371827, 1853, 1914, 1927.
00:06:43First graders.
00:06:43Always hits them the hardest.
00:06:45Hold on a second.
00:06:45So that's why we do what we do.
00:06:49He's left us no choice.
00:06:51Our pranks and practical jokes are the last line of defense
00:06:54against the injustice of our terrible principal.
00:06:57Well, well, well.
00:06:59I heard you both got into a bit of the old trouble today.
00:07:02How'd you hear that, Melvin?
00:07:03Did you tattletale on us?
00:07:06Maybe I did.
00:07:07Maybe I didn't.
00:07:10I did.
00:07:11Someone has to stand up for the man.
00:07:13No one has to stand up for the man.
00:07:15That's the whole point of the man.
00:07:17He stands up for himself, Melvin.
00:07:19Respectfully disagree.
00:07:27Attention, everyone.
00:07:29Principal Crop here with an announcement.
00:07:31This Saturday is the mandatory invention convention.
00:07:35Boo!
00:07:37That's the third Saturday this month.
00:07:39You must be here with your inventions at 8 a.m.
00:07:43Is there no justice?
00:07:44I know that's early for Saturday, but don't worry.
00:07:46You should be done by 9 p.m.
00:07:49What?
00:07:58Treehouse?
00:07:59Treehouse.
00:08:00Treehouse.
00:08:00Treehouse.
00:08:01Treehouse.
00:08:02Treehouse.
00:08:03Treehouse.
00:08:04Treehouse.
00:08:05Treehouse.
00:08:06Treehouse.
00:08:07Treehouse.
00:08:08Treehouse.
00:08:09Treehouse.
00:08:10Treehouse.
00:08:11Treehouse.
00:08:12Treehouse.
00:08:13Treehouse.
00:08:14Treehouse.
00:08:15Treehouse.
00:08:16Treehouse.
00:08:17Treehouse.
00:08:18Treehouse.
00:08:19Treehouse.
00:08:20Treehouse.
00:08:21Treehouse.
00:08:22Treehouse.
00:08:23Treehouse.
00:08:24Treehouse.
00:08:25Treehouse.
00:08:26Treehouse.
00:08:27Welcome to the world headquarters of Treehouse Comics, Inc.
00:08:35Yep, this is where the magic happens.
00:08:38Not like actual magic.
00:08:39No, we're not practicing the dark arts.
00:08:42No, here we just hang out and make comics and try to make each other laugh.
00:08:47That's how we became friends.
00:08:49This is me in kindergarten.
00:08:51And this is me.
00:08:53George and I aren't friends yet, but we're about to be.
00:08:55The seventh planet from the sun is called Uranus.
00:09:06Scientists refer to Uranus.
00:09:08Uranus.
00:09:11I know.
00:09:17Known as a gas giant.
00:09:22I don't get it.
00:09:23It's just science, guys.
00:09:24As I was saying.
00:09:26Hey, I'm George.
00:09:27You want to hang out at my treehouse after school?
00:09:29You have a treehouse?
00:09:32Ever since then, we've created hundreds of comics in here.
00:09:37Like the wrath of the wicked wedgie woman.
00:09:40And who could forget Sad Worm?
00:09:43It was a worm who was sad.
00:09:45That one's still a work in progress.
00:09:50But the all-time greatest superhero that we've ever created was...
00:09:54The amazing Captain Underpants.
00:09:59See, most superheroes look like they're flying around in their underwear.
00:10:03Well, this guy actually does.
00:10:06Come on, let's get to work.
00:10:08Oh, I can't wait to draw this.
00:10:17Wait, wait. Don't move the camera.
00:10:20Mr. Hutchins, I gotta say, your drawings get better with every issue.
00:10:33Because your words inspire greatness, Mr. Beard.
00:10:37Good night, Harold.
00:10:38Good night, George.
00:10:39I love Saturday when anything is possible.
00:11:00I love Saturday because I can wear my pajamas all day.
00:11:06I can pee a little bit in my underwear and no one will mind.
00:11:20Where are you going with that?
00:11:21Do you really do that?
00:11:22No, what are you talking?
00:11:23It's just something I could do because...
00:11:25Monday, let me turn the deal away when it is Saturday.
00:11:33Get in the car, boys.
00:11:36You've got the invention convention today.
00:11:54Is it not?
00:11:56Quick announcement.
00:11:58Our science teacher, Mr. Fide, is no longer with us.
00:12:01He's dead?
00:12:04What? No, not like that.
00:12:06He wanted to spend Saturday with his family.
00:12:08So I fired him.
00:12:09I'll find a replacement next week.
00:12:11Anyway, on to Melvin Sneadley with the first of his 16...
00:12:16Oh, actually, it's 17.
00:12:1917 inventions.
00:12:20Take it away, Melvin.
00:12:21I will now demonstrate a prototype which I call the Robotics Sock Matcher.
00:12:30Never waste time matching your own socks.
00:12:32The Electromagnetic Lint Collector.
00:12:35It's digital paper sorter.
00:12:36Homework automatic.
00:12:38Make it end.
00:12:39And the personal favorite, the Binder Binder.
00:12:43Having trouble organizing your binders?
00:12:46Well, look no further than this giant binder for binders.
00:12:52This is the stuff of nightmares.
00:12:57We have to do something about this.
00:13:00I don't know.
00:13:01Krupp looks serious this time, George.
00:13:04Maybe we should just lay low for a while.
00:13:05Lay low?
00:13:06Look at our fellow children.
00:13:08Look upon their sad, miserable, pathetic faces.
00:13:13Come on, Harold.
00:13:14If you won't do it for me and you won't do it for you,
00:13:16do it for future generations.
00:13:18Save the first graders, the kindergarteners, the unborn,
00:13:22from a life of eternal boredom!
00:13:32Okay, let's do this.
00:13:33Feast your eyes on this.
00:13:36The Turbo Toilet 2000.
00:13:40Check it out, people.
00:13:41It's already programmed with my personal potty playlist.
00:13:46Screwdriver.
00:13:46Oh, samba.
00:13:49Once you're done using the facility,
00:13:51hit the button and let my toilet wash itself.
00:13:55Now included, automatic toilet paper wiping cloth.
00:13:58Trademark!
00:13:59Think about what you're trying to do.
00:14:05Sit down!
00:14:06Oh, yeah, yeah!
00:14:08Hold your mind, go let yourself be free.
00:14:10What?
00:14:11Huh?
00:14:11Melvin, turn that thing off!
00:14:13I'm trying to, but it's not.
00:14:15What do you do?
00:14:15There ain't nothing people can do.
00:14:17Oh, yeah!
00:14:18Freedom!
00:14:19Oh, freedom!
00:14:20Oh, freedom!
00:14:22Oh, freedom!
00:14:24Oh, freedom!
00:14:26Freedom!
00:14:28Freedom!
00:14:28Freedom!
00:14:29Freedom!
00:14:31Oh, freedom!
00:14:33Freedom!
00:14:34Freedom!
00:14:35Freedom!
00:14:36Freedom!
00:14:37Freedom!
00:14:38Freedom!
00:14:38Freedom!
00:14:40Woo!
00:14:42Freedom!
00:14:45Best prank ever!
00:14:48Well, that brings our story to its happy conclusion.
00:14:51I hope you've all enjoyed the film.
00:14:52It was certainly shorter than we expected.
00:14:54What more is there to say?
00:14:55Our fellow students got to enjoy their weekend, which, by the way, they are legally entitled
00:15:01to.
00:15:01And good triumphed over evil once in a moment, please.
00:15:07Oh, boys!
00:15:08A moment, please.
00:15:15What's happening to his face?
00:15:16I think he's smiling.
00:15:19I'm so cold.
00:15:21So, so cold.
00:15:24I'll let myself in, receptionist lady.
00:15:27Melvin!
00:15:27What's he doing here?
00:15:29You see, Melvin is yet to demonstrate his most impressive invention from today.
00:15:35It was a little extracurricular project I asked him to come up with myself.
00:15:39I call him the Tattleturtle 200.
00:15:43On the outside, he resembles a turtle.
00:15:45But on the inside, oh, look at this.
00:15:49It's a nanny cam.
00:15:51Oh, Melvin!
00:15:52How fun!
00:15:54Let's see what it recorded.
00:15:56Yeah, you gotta change the input to video.
00:16:03I think I got this.
00:16:04You're on Augs.
00:16:05Change it to video.
00:16:06It's not my TV.
00:16:07It's your turtle.
00:16:07You're doing it wrong.
00:16:08I know!
00:16:09I think I know how to do my office.
00:16:15Screwdriver.
00:16:19Is this two-ply or one-ply?
00:16:21We're so guilty.
00:16:24Quiet five.
00:16:24Quiet five.
00:16:25That's...
00:16:26Wow, that's a nanny cam.
00:16:29Really has a good picture quality.
00:16:31Was that high def?
00:16:32Because you could really tell if that's us, huh?
00:16:34I can't believe it.
00:16:36I gotcha.
00:16:38I finally gotcha!
00:16:40We've finally got them, sir.
00:16:42Yes, yes.
00:16:43Well done, Melvin.
00:16:43Extra credit granted.
00:16:46Put that in my pocket.
00:16:48Extra credit.
00:16:49It feels so good!
00:16:52I've got extra credit.
00:16:54I told you I would get you one day.
00:16:56And that day I was talking about is this day.
00:17:01Today.
00:17:01This is the day.
00:17:03Are you going to tell our parents?
00:17:05No.
00:17:06Your parents are obviously total failures.
00:17:07I have a much more effective punishment in mind.
00:17:11Because I'm going to have you two placed in separate classes.
00:17:17I'm going to annihilate your friendship.
00:17:21What?
00:17:21No!
00:17:22You see?
00:17:23You won't be together.
00:17:25You won't be able to enjoy each other's company and ruin my life.
00:17:30Mr. Krupp, no, you can't do this, please.
00:17:32This is too much.
00:17:33I mean, even for you.
00:17:34Enjoy the rest of your weekend, boys.
00:17:37Because come Monday.
00:17:38Separate classes.
00:17:49Our friendship's over.
00:17:51I'll never see you again in my life.
00:17:53Hey, hey, calm down.
00:17:55It's not the end of the world.
00:17:56We'll still be best friends.
00:17:58Just wait down a hall from each other.
00:18:00What am I talking about?
00:18:03This is bad.
00:18:04Long-distance relationships never work.
00:18:06This is just the beginning.
00:18:11Imagine the future.
00:18:15Friends.
00:18:16Separated.
00:18:18Promising each other they'll remain besties.
00:18:28But within months, we'll be awkwardly bumping into each other at the mall.
00:18:33Oh, hey, George.
00:18:34Hey, do I know you?
00:18:36You'll have a weird haircut.
00:18:38I'll be wearing a suit for some reason.
00:18:40And before we know it, separate classes will lead to separate lives, which inevitably leads
00:18:45to robots.
00:18:46What?
00:18:47Why are there robots at the mall?
00:18:48Because this is the future.
00:18:50The future always has robots.
00:18:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:52Whoa.
00:18:53Why are the robots shooting other robots?
00:18:55Aren't they supposed to be friends?
00:18:56I don't know.
00:18:57I'm the artist.
00:18:58You're the writer.
00:18:58That's why we need each other.
00:19:00angry.
00:19:00Oh, whoa.
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:06Oh!
00:19:07Fire!
00:19:11Fire!
00:19:12Governor!
00:19:13No!
00:19:13Oh!
00:19:14Okay, you're right.
00:19:15You are right. I mean if we could put in separate classes, it's the end of the world as we know it. What are we gonna do?
00:19:21Oh, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. First thing Monday morning, we're getting that turt.
00:19:34Get it. Oh, is this a bad time? I did not mean to interrupt the copying process.
00:19:39I'll go. Yes, go. Please go. No, no, no, no. I'm just finishing up.
00:19:45Ah. What brings you around here?
00:19:50I just made this tuna casserole and I noticed it had your name on it. And jalapeno peppers.
00:19:58Hmm. Smells spicy.
00:20:01Yep. It's because it's been dry aged for a week.
00:20:05I don't know what that means, but it sounds very time consuming.
00:20:08It took a week.
00:20:10Ew. They like each other.
00:20:13Oh no, George. I think it's much worse.
00:20:14They like-like each other.
00:20:16What are you talking about?
00:20:17Adults don't like-like other adults.
00:20:19Well, you probably haven't seen it at your home since your parents are married.
00:20:22In my studies, like-liking seems to end with marriage.
00:20:26Well, I should probably get back to running the school, you know. It's not gonna run itself.
00:20:31What?
00:20:32Oh.
00:20:33Ow, Eden.
00:20:35Get your head out of the clouds.
00:20:39Wait, Eden.
00:20:39You never gave me the tuna casserole.
00:20:43I think he forgot the turtle.
00:20:45Go, go, go.
00:20:49Great.
00:20:49What now?
00:20:50Hello.
00:20:55Hello.
00:20:56If you would like the chance to win one billion dollars.
00:20:59Please hold for one of our representatives.
00:21:01It's gotta be in here somewhere.
00:21:15It's gotta be in here somewhere.
00:21:18Ugh.
00:21:22Whoa.
00:21:23What?
00:21:23Everything Krupp ever confiscated from us.
00:21:25Oh, look at all that stuff.
00:21:27Oh, dear old whoopee cushion.
00:21:30You will sing once again.
00:21:34Oh, my super duper soaking machine.
00:21:36Indeed.
00:21:37My hip no ring.
00:21:39I never even got to take it out of the wrapper.
00:21:43Wow.
00:21:44Look at this.
00:21:44He's got every issue of Captain Underpants we've ever created.
00:21:47You think he reads them?
00:21:48I was kind of hoping that we appeal to a slightly cooler demographic.
00:21:53Well, if it isn't George Beard and Harold Hutchinson,
00:21:56to what do I owe the pleasure?
00:21:58Is it perhaps this?
00:22:01Oh, no.
00:22:01Nice try.
00:22:03Turtle and I have grown quite attached.
00:22:05We're inseparable, actually.
00:22:07I carry him wherever I go.
00:22:08Including the shower.
00:22:12Oh, poor turtle.
00:22:17What's this?
00:22:19Why, it's the paperwork to separate you two.
00:22:23It's really incredible.
00:22:24I can actually see the end of your friendship.
00:22:28And it ends right here on this dotted line.
00:22:33George, do something.
00:22:35Put the pin down, Mr. Krupp, or we'll hypnotize you.
00:22:39What?
00:22:39What?
00:22:39You said do something.
00:22:41What is that?
00:22:41Forged from the molten plastic of Shin Dog China.
00:22:46In the lowest floor of the darkest basement, where only toy prizes dare be made,
00:22:52exists the most powerful item ever to be found in the box of frosted chug-a-doodle.
00:22:57The Hypno-Ring.
00:23:00Hypnotize me with that piece of plastic junk.
00:23:04Does that really work?
00:23:05What do you think?
00:23:06I got it out of the cereal box.
00:23:08I'm warning you.
00:23:09If you don't do what we say, you're going to get really sleepy.
00:23:12Oh, will I?
00:23:12I'll get sleepy.
00:23:13With that thing pointing at me.
00:23:16It's not making me sleep.
00:23:21I'm not going to get sleepy for a while.
00:23:27What kind of plastic hokum is this?
00:23:29Oh, what's happening?
00:23:31Oh, no!
00:23:32Cloudy-boating!
00:23:33What was that?
00:23:49I don't know.
00:23:50I honestly didn't think that would happen.
00:23:57Gotcha.
00:23:58You're safe now, little turtle.
00:24:00When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
00:24:06Wait, how do you know this?
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:08I'll just say the first thing that comes to my mind with great authority.
00:24:10You are now a chicken!
00:24:23It worked!
00:24:25He's a chicken!
00:24:26Okay, let me try, let me try.
00:24:27Uh, you're a monkey.
00:24:35Look at him, he's a monkey!
00:24:45Come on!
00:24:46You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!
00:24:54Stop!
00:25:08Tra-la-la!
00:25:09Ha-ha!
00:25:12Captain Underpants?
00:25:14Is that really you?
00:25:15Let's see. Underpants, check. Captain, also check. I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants.
00:25:27It worked.
00:25:29Which must make you my trusty sidekicks.
00:25:32What, sidekicks?
00:25:34Fear not. This planet is safe under my watchful eye.
00:25:38This is amazing.
00:25:40Let's see what's afoot.
00:25:42Wait, no.
00:25:43Well, that was invigorating.
00:25:47We gotta stop him.
00:25:48Why?
00:25:50Huzzah!
00:25:50Out of the road, bozo!
00:25:52Why, thank you, vehicle person.
00:25:54Yeah, we should probably go get him.
00:25:58Captain Underpants, wait!
00:26:06What is this?
00:26:08Poor soul.
00:26:09You're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison.
00:26:12What's that?
00:26:14I can't hear you, but I see your tears.
00:26:17Is it okay that I'm kind of loving this?
00:26:19Yes and no, but mostly yes.
00:26:22Fear not. I will set you free.
00:26:24Ow!
00:26:25What is wrong with you?
00:26:26Oh, that's better. I can hear you now.
00:26:28Sorry. Sorry. We're so sorry.
00:26:30Okay, listen. Let's not be punching people, though, because...
00:26:32Hold it!
00:26:35Let me help.
00:26:36You're welcome, madam.
00:26:38You know, we should probably get you back to the school before anything else...
00:26:41Halt!
00:26:42What?
00:26:42Do you sense that?
00:26:44No.
00:26:44Well, of course you don't. You're not a superhero like me.
00:26:47Come, sidekicks. Evil lurks within...
00:26:49Oh, no.
00:26:50Where'd he go now?
00:26:55To the sky!
00:27:06You'd think a guy like him would be easy to find.
00:27:08Found him!
00:27:09Stand down, you giant ape monster!
00:27:12Giant ape monster? What is he talking about?
00:27:15Your days are terrifying. This town are over.
00:27:19Mr. Krupp, I mean, Captain Underpants, you can't actually fly.
00:27:23Now I take to the sky like an ostrich.
00:27:30We gotta do something. I've got an idea.
00:27:41Morning.
00:27:41Morning.
00:27:42Oh, that is a lot of buttons.
00:27:49Take that!
00:27:50Ah, jeep-jop!
00:27:52How great the kisser!
00:27:55No!
00:27:57Ah!
00:27:58Ah!
00:27:59Oh, hi, guys.
00:28:00Wait! No!
00:28:02Follow that gorilla!
00:28:05Oh, you put him on the bike!
00:28:07You are so good at operating a crane, Harold!
00:28:13I know!
00:28:14It's really not that hard!
00:28:16Rest assured, citizens of this marvelous metropolis!
00:28:19I will rid you of this venice!
00:28:20Any moment!
00:28:21No!
00:28:22Come on!
00:28:23Come on, come on, come on!
00:28:25Victory!
00:28:26Oh, no, no, no, no!
00:28:29Let that be a lesson to evildoers everywhere!
00:28:36Never underestimate the power of underwear!
00:28:39Who the heck are you?
00:28:42What the?
00:28:42Whoa!
00:28:43Whoa!
00:28:43Whoa!
00:28:44Whoa!
00:28:44Whoa!
00:28:45Whoa!
00:28:45Whoa!
00:28:45Whoa!
00:28:45Whoa!
00:28:46Whoa!
00:28:47Whoa!
00:28:47Whoa!
00:28:48Whoa!
00:28:48Whoa!
00:28:49Whoa!
00:28:49Whoa!
00:28:50Whoa!
00:28:50Whoa!
00:28:51Whoa!
00:28:51Whoa!
00:28:52Grandpa, you did it again.
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:53He's a sleepwalker.
00:28:54Come on, Pap-Pap.
00:28:56Let's get you back into bed.
00:28:57But what about all the other evil villains?
00:28:59Oh, well, don't worry about that.
00:29:00There's no more evil villains around here.
00:29:03A science teacher, hmm?
00:29:07The perfect cover!
00:29:15Chums, what an astounding headquarters!
00:29:19Stuffed full of relics.
00:29:20All celebrating my interplanetary exploits.
00:29:24Oh, this takes me back.
00:29:26What are we going to do?
00:29:27He can't just stay here.
00:29:28We have to turn him back into Krupp.
00:29:30I know, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge what's happening here, please?
00:29:33I mean, Captain Underpants is hanging out in our treehouse!
00:29:38Look at the cute little turtle.
00:29:40Oh, he's so adorable.
00:29:44Well, a hero's work is never done.
00:29:46Now it is time to fly again!
00:29:48No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:29:49Oh, where am I?
00:29:52Ah, where are my pants?
00:29:54Oh, no, he's Krupp again.
00:29:57Tra-la-la!
00:29:59That's it!
00:29:59Now we know what turns him back and forth.
00:30:01Turns who what?
00:30:02Come on, why am I soaking wet?
00:30:04Cool.
00:30:04Hey!
00:30:05Tra-la-la!
00:30:07Harold!
00:30:08Tra-la-la!
00:30:09George!
00:30:10La!
00:30:11We should probably stop.
00:30:12Yeah, we probably should.
00:30:13Stop doing this!
00:30:14Tra-la-la!
00:30:15I am Captain.
00:30:17What are you doing?
00:30:18Hello?
00:30:19Well, hello!
00:30:19What's happening?
00:30:20You're not!
00:30:21Ah!
00:30:21No one can do this.
00:30:23Hey, sidekick!
00:30:24Roll the tape!
00:30:25No!
00:30:25Ah!
00:30:26Ah!
00:30:26Ah!
00:30:27Ah!
00:30:27Ah!
00:30:28Ah!
00:30:28Ah!
00:30:29Ah!
00:30:29Ah!
00:30:30Ah!
00:30:30Ah!
00:30:31Ah!
00:30:32Ah!
00:30:32Ah!
00:30:33Is it the street?
00:30:34Come on, come on, we're almost there.
00:30:38Ah!
00:30:39Good evening.
00:30:39Good evening.
00:30:39Good evening.
00:30:42That's a bad dog, yes!
00:30:48Ah!
00:30:50Woo.
00:30:51We made it.
00:30:53Yes.
00:30:55I wonder what horrors lie inside?
00:30:57There's probably wild dogs in there.
00:30:59Probably torture implements.
00:31:00Rapid rats.
00:31:01Brains and jars jars of plucked out eyeballs bones of former students
00:31:13I just dream I just assumed there'd be something scary, but it's actually a really nice place
00:31:25We probably shouldn't snoop around yeah, definitely not
00:31:31Huh
00:31:41Not so Cheerios, ah this guy's bumming me out
00:31:50I
00:31:52Gotta say this has not been the funnest snoop. Yeah, no totally a really sad snoop kind of regretting it actually
00:32:01Oh
00:32:08I sure hope we don't ever end up like him all alone
00:32:14It's impossible that would never happen. Yeah. Yeah, that'll never happen
00:32:20Unless he puts us in separate classes
00:32:22Which will never happen, huh?
00:32:27It'll never happen because we control him now and if he ever gives us any trouble again, all we got to do is snap our fingers and
00:32:34And tra-la-la-la all of our problems go away
00:32:36All of our problems go away
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00:51:22Oh, what if we...
00:51:36I'm already on it.
00:51:36Oh, this is going to be epic.
00:51:40Come on, Captain.
00:51:41Draw. Move your hand in the shape of a person.
00:51:44Why does it look like a chicken?
00:51:46This whole visual storytelling thing is hard.
00:51:48Ooh, that's good.
00:51:49Here, these need words.
00:51:51Hey, sidekicks, why are we doing this again?
00:51:54Well, we're making school fun again.
00:51:57You know, free the children.
00:51:59Hey, hey, what if we put this panel right here?
00:52:01Oh, yes.
00:52:02Ah, yes, of course.
00:52:04Fun.
00:52:05On it!
00:52:06Ha-ha!
00:52:15Uh...
00:52:15Where'd everybody go?
00:52:19Whoa!
00:52:21Where did this even come from?
00:52:25Hey!
00:52:26Oh, hey, sidekicks.
00:52:27Glad you could join.
00:52:28How did you even do this?
00:52:29I thought you said you were looking after this.
00:52:30Oh, my goodness.
00:52:31Is that a Ferris wheel?
00:52:32Well, of course it is.
00:52:34It came with the carnival I ordered.
00:52:35This cotton candy makes me feel powerful.
00:52:41Hey, uh, where are all the teachers?
00:52:43Attention.
00:52:45They have a real attitude problem.
00:52:48Sure beats having Krupp around.
00:52:49Oh, yeah.
00:52:50Krupp would totally lose his mind if he saw this.
00:52:53Step right up!
00:52:54Who'll be the first to dunk the principal?
00:52:57No!
00:52:59Ah!
00:53:00I'm drowning!
00:53:02Tra-la-la!
00:53:04That's enough.
00:53:04Recess is over.
00:53:05Ah, come on.
00:53:06Just one more ride.
00:53:08Hey, watch it!
00:53:09What is this, a carnival?
00:53:10Ah!
00:53:10I hate carnivals!
00:53:12Oh, this looks fun.
00:53:13How do we play?
00:53:15How's your fire?
00:53:18What is happening?
00:53:19Who wants ice cream?
00:53:20Ice cream!
00:53:22What are we going to do?
00:53:22We can't keep this up forever.
00:53:24We have to.
00:53:24We'll just take shifts watching them.
00:53:26I'll take today, you take tonight.
00:53:27Sugar!
00:53:33Oh, I really want some sugar.
00:53:36Me too.
00:53:38We made the wrong choice!
00:53:40Vic did not solve anything!
00:53:42Ice on ice!
00:53:44Ah!
00:53:44Check this out!
00:53:47Toronto!
00:53:47Ah!
00:53:48Ah!
00:53:48Ah!
00:53:51Ah!
00:53:51Ah!
00:53:52Ah!
00:53:52Ah!
00:53:53Ah!
00:53:53Ah!
00:53:54Ah!
00:53:54Ah!
00:53:55Ah!
00:53:55Field trip, anyone?
00:53:57Ah!
00:53:58Ah!
00:53:58Ah!
00:53:59Ah!
00:53:59Ah!
00:54:00Ah!
00:54:00Ah!
00:54:01Ah!
00:54:01Ah!
00:54:02Ah!
00:54:02Ah!
00:54:03Ah!
00:54:03Ah!
00:54:04Ah!
00:54:04Ah!
00:54:05Ah!
00:54:05Ah!
00:54:06Ah!
00:54:07Ah!
00:54:08Ah!
00:54:09Ah!
00:54:10What is happening?
00:54:12Tra-la-la!
00:54:20Now this is how you wanna score!
00:54:25Free the children!
00:54:30What is it?
00:54:31The children!
00:54:31Oh!
00:54:32What is it?
00:54:33What?
00:54:37Ah!
00:54:38Oh!
00:54:39Where did they put this?
00:54:39Oh!
00:54:41Stab!
00:54:41What your...
00:54:42What the...
00:54:44You...
00:54:48You too.
00:54:50Your friendship...
00:54:52is...
00:54:54no more.
00:55:12What the...
00:55:42George!
00:55:46Harold?
00:55:48Harold!
00:55:50Come back!
00:55:52George! I'm right here!
00:55:54I'm right here!
00:55:56No, no, no, no, no! Don't leave me!
00:55:58I won't!
00:56:00I won't, George!
00:56:02No, no, no, wait, wait, stop!
00:56:04George!
00:56:06George!
00:56:12No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:56:16Hmm...
00:56:18This thing is amazing, Professor P.
00:56:30You could probably solve world hunger with an invention like this.
00:56:34Ugh, pass.
00:56:36More importantly, how do I look?
00:56:38Just like you do in this comic!
00:56:40Good.
00:56:42Now, hands off the merchandise to go fetch your little toilet, okay?
00:56:46I call it the Turbos...
00:56:48Yeah, yeah, a couple gold stars for you, kiddo.
00:56:50Let the poop-ageddon begin!
00:56:54What?
00:57:06Oh, you've got to be choking me!
00:57:08Poopypants has no gas!
00:57:10You can't write this stuff!
00:57:12Where would a burgeoning villain find unlimited power?
00:57:16True power comes from within!
00:57:20No, it doesn't, Melvin!
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:22That's on stupid posters!
00:57:23Okay.
00:57:24It comes from enormous energy sources!
00:57:26A nuclear waste arm!
00:57:27I see where you're going.
00:57:28A poisonous chemical factory!
00:57:30Or perhaps a place even more toxic!
00:57:36Whew! These leftovers got a kick!
00:57:41Ugh, it's a powerful smell!
00:57:46Back in business, baby!
00:57:50Back in business, baby!
00:57:54Memorize these elements.
00:57:56Oxygen.
00:57:58Brilliant.
00:57:59Flowingillion.
00:58:00Flowingillion.
00:58:01Lambion.
00:58:06Ha!
00:58:07Excuse me, everybody, there's a giant...
00:58:16Do not interrupt while I'm reading monitor from my textbook!
00:58:20What?
00:58:21Toilet!
00:58:22Toilet!
00:58:23Ugh!
00:58:24Just go!
00:58:27Carol?
00:58:29George?
00:58:37Oh!
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:47Oh!
00:58:48What the fuck!
00:58:49Students and faculty of Jerome Horowitz Elementary,
00:58:54the world as you know it is about to go extinct!
00:58:59And a new world order is about to rise!
00:59:03One that is, you know, honestly pretty similar to the old world order,
00:59:07except for one tiny detail.
00:59:12Melvin? Coming at ya!
00:59:15Powered by Melvin's unique neurology,
00:59:18I will successfully disable the ha-ha, gaffa, chuckle ominous
00:59:22of every single child at Jerome Horowitz,
00:59:26and a mystery for I, Professor Poopypants.
00:59:32Yeah, it's a funny name.
00:59:34It just makes you laugh and laugh, right?
00:59:40Get down!
00:59:44Still give you the chuckles now, Poopypants?
00:59:48I don't get it. Why is that funny?
00:59:51Perfect! Finally!
00:59:53You're speaking my language!
00:59:56Oh no, this is bad. This is seriously bad.
00:59:58I mean, a world without laughter?
01:00:00George, if he destroys our sense of humor, he destroys us!
01:00:04Imagine how boring our comics will be.
01:00:06Captain Underpants and the purchase of the sensible beige pants.
01:00:10Captain Underpants eats all of his falafel.
01:00:14Captain Underpants watches cement dry.
01:00:20And would the creators of this absolutely hilarious comic book please come out?
01:00:26Come out wherever you are!
01:00:28Oh, you're next!
01:00:34Oh, we have to stop him!
01:00:36Got to find a way to unplug Melvin.
01:00:38Yeah, but how do we get to him without Poopypants seeing us?
01:00:44What are you two doing together?
01:00:46Are you in there?
01:00:48Oh, maybe you're hiding here!
01:00:52Oh, sorry. Are you stuck on hold?
01:00:56Oh, totally hate when that happens.
01:00:58Well, good luck with that now!
01:01:00Where are those two little...
01:01:02Set down!
01:01:03Whoopiepants?
01:01:04What is happening?
01:01:05I hope this works.
01:01:06Tra-la-la!
01:01:07Ow!
01:01:08Ah!
01:01:09Mm.
01:01:10Keep standing down.
01:01:11Just give me a second.
01:01:12Ow!
01:01:13I bet he thought that was going to be cooler.
01:01:15Oh, boy.
01:01:16Here goes nothing.
01:01:17Ha-ha!
01:01:18Prepare to be vanquished!
01:01:19And justice to be served on a piping hot platter of freedom!
01:01:22With a side order of liberty!
01:01:23And a super-sized cup filled with freedom also!
01:01:26Impressive use of fast food analogies.
01:01:28You giant baby with a cape on?
01:01:30Let's do this!
01:01:32and a super-sized cup filled with freedom also!
01:01:35Impressive use of fast food analogies.
01:01:38You giant baby with a cape on?
01:01:41Let's do this!
01:01:54Oof!
01:01:55Freeze!
01:02:02The following sequence contains scenes that are so intense, horrific and violent
01:02:05and expensive that we can only show it using a technology known as
01:02:08Flip-O-Rama!
01:02:10Take it away, Harold.
01:02:12Okay, first Professor Poopypants gave Captain Underpants the boot.
01:02:15Foot, foot, ow.
01:02:16Then he made an underpants sandwich.
01:02:18Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
01:02:19And then they played a friendly game of Paddle Bomb.
01:02:21Oh, no!
01:02:23Done.
01:02:24Okay, what's next?
01:02:25Oh, yes!
01:02:26Then, Poopypants summoned an army of dolphins!
01:02:29Wait, what?
01:02:30Why are you always sneaking dolphins into the movie?
01:02:31What do you have against dolphins, anyway?
01:02:33I don't have nothing against dolphins, it just didn't happen!
01:02:35Well, so what?
01:02:36We get to say what happened!
01:02:37It's a Flip-O-Rama!
01:02:39I like dolphins!
01:02:40The dolphins are in!
01:02:41Fine, alright, let's just keep going.
01:02:43You sure?
01:02:44Yep, positive.
01:02:46Anyway, Poopypants didn't realize it, but George and Harold's plan was working out perfect.
01:02:50So, they shot themselves to the top of the Turbo Toilet 2000!
01:02:53But to keep things dramatic?
01:02:54What?
01:02:55They didn't quite make it.
01:02:56And then...
01:02:57And then, uh...
01:02:58Then...
01:02:59What happened to the Flip-O-Rama?
01:03:00I ran out of paper.
01:03:02Hey, Melvin!
01:03:03Take that thing off your head!
01:03:04We gotta stop Poopypants!
01:03:05Huh?
01:03:06Professor Poopypants!
01:03:07George and Harold are trying to stop you!
01:03:09Ah!
01:03:10You are just so annoying!
01:03:11So...
01:03:12You two little numbskulls thought you could distract me with this idiotic naked man, am I right?
01:03:24Uh, not naked!
01:03:26Any final words before this whole revenge thing goes down?
01:03:30Wait, wait, wait!
01:03:31Listen!
01:03:32We apologize for making fun of your name!
01:03:33I mean, that...
01:03:34That was just wrong!
01:03:35Yeah, we're sorry!
01:03:36The truth is, Professor P, you have probably, like, the greatest name we've ever heard!
01:03:47I mean, George, imagine if we had names like that!
01:03:49Oh, that would be so cool!
01:03:50Okay, wait, let's do it!
01:03:51Let's try it!
01:03:52Um, oh, I would be Fluffy Toilet Notes!
01:03:55Yeah, I would be, uh, Sir Cheesebowl Waffle Fanny!
01:03:59Yeah, sure, you're a knight!
01:04:01This is so good!
01:04:02I wanna change mine!
01:04:03I'd be Buttcheeks Von Stinklesburg!
01:04:06Stinklesburg!
01:04:09Yeah, yeah, those are all really silly names!
01:04:12But there's nothing funny about Professor P, P, Diarienstein, Poopypants, Esquire!
01:04:19Sir?
01:04:20Sir?
01:04:21Are you saying your full name is P, P, Diarienstein, Poopypants, Esquire?
01:04:28Uh-huh!
01:04:32Stop it!
01:04:33Stop laughing!
01:04:34Come on!
01:04:35Listen, your problem isn't that people laugh at you!
01:04:37Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself!
01:04:40Oh, really, Oprah?
01:04:41Is that my problem?
01:04:42Well, your problem is this!
01:04:50Oh, I hope you enjoyed your years of laughter and merriment, because they're about to come to an end!
01:05:03Huh?
01:05:04No!
01:05:05No!
01:05:06No!
01:05:07No!
01:05:08No!
01:05:09No!
01:05:10No!
01:05:11No!
01:05:12No!
01:05:13No!
01:05:14No!
01:05:15No!
01:05:16No!
01:05:17No!
01:05:18No!
01:05:19No!
01:05:20No!
01:05:21No!
01:05:22No!
01:05:23No!
01:05:24No!
01:05:25No!
01:05:26No!
01:05:27No!
01:05:28No!
01:05:29No!
01:05:30No!
01:05:31No! No, this can't be happening!
01:05:33Computer, activate brain scan!
01:05:37Let's see. The frontal lobes look big and healthy.
01:05:40The ha-ha-gafar-chocolomulus looks all shrimpy.
01:05:43So what gives?
01:05:47Ah! It can't be!
01:05:49The ha-ha-gafar-chocolomulus is...
01:05:51They're enormous!
01:05:53I need more power!
01:05:58Anything strike you as funny now?
01:06:00I'm sure we can think of something!
01:06:04George! I can't smile anymore!
01:06:07No! Harold!
01:06:13One down and one to go!
01:06:17Harold!
01:06:24Harold? Harold, can you hear me?
01:06:27Harold!
01:06:28George! George, is that you?
01:06:30Right here, buddy.
01:06:32What's happening?
01:06:33We're shrinking!
01:06:34Now, if we don't laugh at something soon, we may never laugh again!
01:06:37Oh, no! What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
01:06:39Well, we have to think of something funny, okay?
01:06:41Okay, yeah, sure. Something funny.
01:06:45Anything?
01:06:46No, I got nothing.
01:06:47Me neither!
01:06:48More shrinkage!
01:06:49Oh, okay, okay.
01:06:50What did we used to find funny?
01:06:51Well, mostly potty humor, poop, vomit, that kind of thing.
01:06:54Really?
01:06:56That is like the lowest form of comedy.
01:06:58Don't you say that, Harold!
01:07:00Don't you leave me!
01:07:02Attention, everyone!
01:07:03Pooping pants here was a little update on the poop again.
01:07:06Dude!
01:07:07Who to the success of my plans thus far?
01:07:10I decided to wipe out laughter on the entire planet!
01:07:14After that, you know, I'll probably move on to other planets, Jupiter, Mars, can't forget Uranus!
01:07:19Wait, did he just say...
01:07:23Your anus!
01:07:25I know!
01:07:26Pffft!
01:07:35Your anus!
01:07:38The souls and gas giants, I think I'll go after the other galaxies!
01:07:42What?!
01:07:44It feels so good to laugh!
01:07:50No, stop it!
01:07:51Stop laughing!
01:07:52You're ruining everything!
01:07:55Guys!
01:07:56Extra predator survival!
01:07:57Extra predator survival!
01:07:58Ah!
01:07:59I choose survival!
01:08:12Uh-oh!
01:08:19Freedom!
01:08:20Freedom!
01:08:21Freedom!
01:08:22Freedom!
01:08:23Freedom!
01:08:24Freedom!
01:08:25Freedom!
01:08:26Freedom!
01:08:27Freedom!
01:08:28Freedom!
01:08:29Freedom!
01:08:30Freedom!
01:08:31Freedom!
01:08:32Freedom!
01:08:33Wow!
01:08:34Hang around with the kind of people!
01:08:36Free!
01:08:37Free!
01:08:38Oh!
01:08:39How could this be happening?
01:08:40Never underestimate the power of laughter, poopy bitch!
01:08:43Oh, this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
01:08:46Ah!
01:08:47There's too bad!
01:08:48Oh!
01:08:49You get me, freedom!
01:08:50Ah!
01:08:51Ah!
01:08:52Fire!
01:08:53Freedom!
01:08:54Freedom!
01:08:55Ah!
01:08:56Oh!
01:08:57Whoa!
01:08:58Ah!
01:08:59Oh!
01:09:01You did it!
01:09:03Ah!
01:09:04Ah!
01:09:05Ah!
01:09:06Ah, I think I bruised a rib because I've never laughed so hard in my life!
01:09:15Oh, we'll see who's laughing once I shrink you down
01:09:18Where you will live in my pocket forever
01:09:20Amongst my cherry-flavored lip balm
01:09:23My butterscotch-flavored lip balm
01:09:25My mint-flavored lip balm
01:09:27My extra moist rice SPF lip balm
01:09:31And all of my lip balm
01:09:36Why does one person have so much lip balm?
01:09:39Help! Help!
01:09:40Please, anyone!
01:09:41Help!
01:09:42Help!
01:09:51Ooh, I hope you can find tiny enough pins to make your small little comic fuss with
01:09:56Cause you're about to get smaller-fired!
01:10:07Bra la la!
01:10:10I feel...
01:10:12Awesome!
01:10:13No way!
01:10:14He has real superpowers!
01:10:16Oh, that is an obvious twist that I did not see coming despite my many years of comic book studies!
01:10:21I have come to save the day!
01:10:24Yay!
01:10:25Yeah, and I've come to ruin it!
01:10:27So...
01:10:28That's all funny!
01:10:32Ha-ha!
01:10:33Dude, that's gross!
01:10:34Oh, there's more where that came from!
01:10:36Monday!
01:10:37Tuesday!
01:10:38Wednesday!
01:10:39Thursday!
01:10:40Ha-ha!
01:10:41Unlimited underpants!
01:10:42I am so glad that we gave him that superpower!
01:10:46My size reader!
01:10:48Well, it's mine now!
01:10:50Ha!
01:10:51Alas!
01:10:52The final failure for Professor Poopypants!
01:10:56Hmm...
01:10:57What does this button do?
01:11:01Oh!
01:11:02Well, hello down there!
01:11:04No!
01:11:05Ha!
01:11:06Must be holding it backwards!
01:11:08Yep!
01:11:09That was it!
01:11:10Wow!
01:11:11He is super dumb!
01:11:12Ugh!
01:11:13I can't reach!
01:11:14Time to take you down once and for all, Poopypants!
01:11:16Buzz off!
01:11:21Captain Underpants!
01:11:22Fly over here so we can make you big again!
01:11:24Crackerjack idea!
01:11:27George, just don't say-
01:11:28Oh!
01:11:29No!
01:11:31Ha-ha!
01:11:32Give him a big hand for that one, everybody!
01:11:35Get him!
01:11:40Whoops!
01:11:41Ha-ha-ha!
01:11:42Look what I've got!
01:11:44A tiny school filled with tiny children!
01:11:47And there's tiny teachers whose tiny salaries reflect their size
01:11:51and also the value society puts on education!
01:11:55I'll take that!
01:11:56Oh!
01:11:57Then I'll take that!
01:11:58Ow!
01:11:59Did you just slap me?
01:12:00Yes, I did.
01:12:01And you deserved it!
01:12:02No, I didn't!
01:12:03Your hand is huge!
01:12:04That hurt a lot!
01:12:05Give it back!
01:12:06It's mine!
01:12:07No!
01:12:08Hands off!
01:12:09Not fair!
01:12:10No backsies!
01:12:11Give it to me!
01:12:12Now look what you've done!
01:12:13Damn it!
01:12:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:12:19Ahhhh!
01:12:31Ha-ha!
01:12:32that's more like it nice work sidekicks i'll just put this back down right here no no no captain
01:12:42underpants there we go back to normal like it never happened oh no where'd he go you'll never
01:12:51catch me you can't stop professor pooping man i can't reach get him captain underpants
01:13:02what what why would you do that you just let the bad guy get away come on guys pretty sure the bee
01:13:10wasn't the bad guy what the heck happened here you're welcome peacekeeper keep it down
01:13:21did not see that coming take that doctor diaper
01:13:38i can't believe we made him and he's even dumber in real life
01:13:42oh look little dolphins we have to get rid of them don't we i think we do i mean he's a way
01:13:54bigger problem than mr krupp ever was
01:13:59but you know george bringing back krupp permanently we'll never be in the same class again yeah i know
01:14:07but just because we're in separate classes doesn't mean we can't be friends well yeah i mean we'll
01:14:15always be friends right yeah hey in fact you know what let's do a blood oath but mine is the blood i
01:14:22don't want to see the blood no blood pinky swear no that's lame oh got it oh no what no that's not
01:14:30sanitary can we just do like a verbal declaration of friendship or something oh okay yeah wow uh i
01:14:37haven't really prepared anything but um i harold hereby declare george as my best friend permanently
01:14:46forever and i george accept the permanent rights that harold has given me to be his best friend
01:14:53forever and the constitution of america friends in the united states in the united states good yeah
01:15:00all right i mean it's done cool oh what a relief yeah no kidding i mean why are we even worried about
01:15:06that whole classroom thing in the first place you know i don't know i mean we were younger then
01:15:10clearly we have grown clearly yeah chums thank you for chronicling my surprisingly grounded biography
01:15:18the truth is a slippery thing and you nailed it now it is time to fly again farewell my dear sidekicks
01:15:28goodbye good bye captain underpants goodbye
01:15:46george harold what wait what what am i doing in your treehouse again
01:15:51you boys are in big trouble i don't know how big yet why does this keep happening where are my clothes
01:16:05i don't get it why is crap so angry and captain underpants so happy maybe it's because captain
01:16:12underpants had us you know he had friends well we can fix that yeah you know we could so that's how we
01:16:24came to pull the rarest prank of all the prank for good huh do you want to go on a date a date
01:16:38love principal crupp oh benjamin crupp you sly dog edith the lynch lady big plans tonight mr crupp
01:16:54ah no what that's none of your business but um if uh if you must know yeah i i i actually do
01:17:03by the way i was tidying up my office and i believe these belong to you are comics uh did you just
01:17:12pull that out of the garbage can well i read them and um considering they're completely implausible
01:17:17juvenile and filled with the lowest form of wit potty humor they're actually pretty funny see you later
01:17:24you know it feels good to do something nice for mr crupp yeah you know what it does promise we'll never do it
01:17:54again promise oh my i have never been to such a fancy restaurant before well i uh had to go all out
01:18:03poor m'lady okay if you say so my man once again that brings our story to its happy conclusion i think
01:18:14there's some valuable life lessons in there somewhere you gotta be kidding me no no no
01:18:23you know
01:18:30please
01:18:37principal crow oh no
01:18:44hang on sidekicks i don't get it i really thought breaking that ring would get rid of his powers
01:18:49Yeah, well, here we go again!
01:18:57Ro-lo-lo!
01:19:19The sky, the sky, the sky!
01:19:22It's not a bird and it's not a plane!
01:19:25And it's not an egg salad sandwich!
01:19:28It's the waistband warrior!
01:19:30Hear his mighty battle cry!
01:19:32Ro-lo-lo!
01:19:34Hey, watch out, crime!
01:19:37It's wedgie power time!
01:19:39Na-na-na-na-na! Captain Underpants! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:19:43Faster than a speeding waistband!
01:19:46He fustin' down doors!
01:19:48For wearin' just two drawers!
01:19:51Na-na-na-na-na! Captain Underpants! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:19:54More powerful than boxer shorts!
01:19:56His name is...
01:19:57Under, Under, Underpants!
01:19:59I'm sayin'!
01:20:00Under, Under, Underpants!
01:20:02Oh yeah, that's all my lucky chance! Captain Underpants is his name!
01:20:05Drop, drop, drop, drop!
01:20:07Oh!
01:20:08Snipe your fingers and he'll be right there!
01:20:11That freaky bald dude in his underwear!
01:20:14He'll drop his trousers and he'll fight to save the day!
01:20:17The day! The day! The day!
01:20:20There he goes in his dashing cape!
01:20:23Here he comes in his tighty-whities!
01:20:26All the bad guys soil themselves every time they hear him say...
01:20:30Ra-la-la!
01:20:32Hey, who's that hunk?
01:20:35Is that cotton-pee shrunk?
01:20:37Na-na-na-na-na! Captain Underpants! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:20:40Now he's time to fly again!
01:20:44Suspend your disbeliefs!
01:20:46You'll see the world in his wreath!
01:20:48Na-na-na-na-na-na! Captain Underpants! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:20:51To the sky...
01:20:53I'm saying
01:20:57Check out that superhero stance
01:21:01Captain Underpants is his name
01:21:03Stand down, poopy pants
01:21:05He's Captain
01:21:09Can't find some crazy circumstance
01:21:13Captain Underpants is his name
01:21:23Wait, no way
01:21:32She's been on hold for like the whole movie
01:21:35Come on, come on
01:21:37Hello, thank you for
01:21:39Oh, oh, oh
01:21:40Oh
01:21:41Right from the start couldn't pull us apart
01:21:53It just works
01:21:53Nobody else ever gets me as well on this earth
01:21:59Like rock and roll, marshals and tellies
01:22:04Mac and cheese, PBs and jellies
01:22:06Some things are better together
01:22:08And that's you and me
01:22:10Dude, I love you, bro
01:22:13I love you, man, I love you
01:22:15You're my brother from another, another mother
01:22:20You are my favorite
01:22:24I'm not ashamed to admit
01:22:27Cause I do, dude, I do
01:22:30Dude, I love you, bro
01:22:31I love you, man, I love you
01:22:34You're my homie
01:22:37No one knows me like you know me
01:22:40Like the sun and the moon
01:22:43All the best things come in tools
01:22:46What would I do
01:22:47Without a friend like you
01:22:50What, what, what, what, what, what would I do
01:22:52Without a friend like you
01:22:55Without a friend like you
01:23:00Laugh till we cry when we pass and the time away
01:23:03Even our fights always end with a smile on our faces
01:23:09Like black and white, keys on a whirly
01:23:13Sounds just right when we're in harmony
01:23:16Some things are better together
01:23:18And that's you and me
01:23:19Dude, I love you, bro
01:23:22I love you, man, I love you
01:23:25You're my brother from another, another mother
01:23:30You are my favorite
01:23:34I'm not ashamed to admit
01:23:36Cause I do, dude, I do
01:23:39Dude, I love you, bro
01:23:41Oh, I love you, man, I love you
01:23:44You're my homie
01:23:46No one knows me like you know me
01:23:49Like the sun and the moon
01:23:53All the best things come in tools
01:23:55What would I do
01:23:57Without a friend like you
01:24:00Without a friend like you
01:24:05Without a friend like you
01:24:11Without a friend like you
01:24:16What would I do
01:24:21Without a friend like you
01:24:26Without a friend like you
01:24:32Dude, I love you, bro
01:24:35I love you, man, I love you
01:24:37You're my homie
01:24:40No one knows me like you
01:24:42Know me
01:24:43You are my favorite
01:24:46I'm not ashamed to admit
01:24:49Cause I do, dude, I do
01:24:52Dude, I love you, bro
01:24:54I love you, man, I love you
01:24:56I love you, bro
01:24:57You got my back, I got your back
01:25:00Like chiropractors
01:25:02Like the sun and the moon
01:25:05All the best things come in tools
01:25:08What would I do
01:25:09Without a friend like you
01:25:12What, what, what, what, what, what, what would I do
01:25:15Without a friend like you
01:25:17What, what, what, what, what, what, what would I do
01:25:20Without a friend like you
01:25:23Give me a beat
01:25:24I love Saturday
01:25:29I love Saturday
01:25:30Everything is possible
01:25:34Nothing stands in our way
01:25:37Don't have to be responsible
01:25:40Everywhere we go
01:25:43Nobody says no
01:25:46Yeah, finally we're free
01:25:50We got nowhere we need to be
01:25:53On Saturday, Saturday
01:25:56The sun will shine on our face
01:26:00I think it's time for a break
01:26:03We'll get away, get away
01:26:06We can go and color in the world together
01:26:10We can make a story that'll last forever
01:26:13On Saturday, Saturday
01:26:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
01:26:19Perfect day
01:26:22Perfect day
01:26:26Perfect day
01:26:28To be
01:26:33San Jose
01:26:33There's one day every week
01:26:36No love's gotta wake me up
01:26:40Stay in bed and sleep
01:26:42Or maybe watch TV too much
01:26:47Crazy all day long
01:26:50No one says it's wrong
01:26:53No, finally we're free
01:26:56We got nowhere we need to be
01:26:59On Saturday, Saturday
01:27:02The sun will shine on our face
01:27:06I think it's time for a break
01:27:09Get away, get away
01:27:12We can go and color in the world together
01:27:16We can make a story that'll last forever
01:27:19On Saturday, Saturday
01:27:22The perfect day
01:27:27On Saturday
01:27:39Pack a bag and leave your house
01:27:41Turn off your cell phones
01:27:43Don't need no TV to be entertained
01:27:45We are the show
01:27:46Come out and play and celebrate
01:27:48Like only we know
01:27:49Our song's the only thing that's playing on the radio
01:27:52Turn the radio up
01:27:55On Saturday, Saturday
01:27:58The sun will shine on our face
01:28:02I think it's time for a break
01:28:05Get away, get away
01:28:08The perfect day
01:28:10We got nowhere we need to be
01:28:15The perfect day
01:28:17We got nowhere we need to be
01:28:22On Saturday
01:28:23Saturday
01:28:24Saturday
01:28:24Saturday
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