00:27Well, today's
00:29the day, Beavis.
00:31We got some weights, and we're finally
00:33going to get swole.
00:35Yep. We're always talking about getting
00:37ripped. Finally, time to do it.
00:42Oh, yeah.
00:45Oh, yeah. There we go.
00:48Getting some game.
00:51I think I'm already pretty jacked.
00:56Excuse me. I live downstairs.
00:57What is that noise?
01:00What noise?
01:01Yeah, we might be, like, too swole to hear it.
01:06I'm sorry. Could you just please be quieter?
01:08I work from home.
01:09Whoa. You work from home?
01:12So you, like, live at your job?
01:15Right.
01:16So it's important that it's quiet
01:18so I can work.
01:19Then it's a good thing you live at your job and not downstairs,
01:22because these weights probably make a lot of noise.
01:25Just please stop with the noise.
01:29Did you hear that, Beavis?
01:31That butthole lives at his job.
01:34You lucky son of a bitch.
01:36We have to live in this apartment that sucks.
01:38Yeah, really.
01:39It's a mess.
01:41No one ever does anything about it.
01:44It didn't look like this when we moved in.
01:46Somebody pulled a fast one on us.
01:49Wait a second, Beavis.
01:50If we had a job in a place that's better than our apartment,
01:54we could live there instead.
01:57We used to have jobs at Burger World.
01:59There was always food there, as I recall.
02:03I bet we still have our old uniforms.
02:13So I looked at your applications
02:15and your names are already in the system.
02:17Look, I'm in a bind here.
02:19Can you take this shift right now?
02:21Ruben and Andre flaked.
02:22Uh, yeah.
02:24We brought our suitcases in.
02:26I'll go get your paperwork going.
02:28Well, Beavis, let's move in.
02:43Now we're talking.
02:48Home sweet home.
02:57Well, what is that thing?
03:01I think it's, like, from Dr. Seuss or something.
03:07You know, the thing about Dr. Seuss is
03:09he's not very good, you know?
03:12It's like, they'll say, like,
03:15there's a close plush on my toothbrush.
03:17And he just draws a fake animal, you know?
03:21Anyone could do that.
03:25Dr. Seuss sucks.
03:29He's like that chick there.
03:30You know, I can say, um,
03:31oh, that chick is named Zud.
03:34And she gives me wood.
03:37See?
03:38Uh, whoa.
03:40That was pretty good, Beavis.
03:43Whoa, we should write a children's book.
03:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:47Yeah, I mean, it's easy, you know?
03:49Anyone can do it.
03:51Eh, we'll call it
03:53Zong and his schlong.
03:57Oh, I know, I know.
03:59This is the land of joing.
04:01That's where I'm going.
04:04Because the chicks there
04:05make me go
04:08And then, like,
04:10that animal there,
04:11we could call it a lumbass.
04:13And then, like,
04:15someone could say,
04:16what is that?
04:17It is a lumbass, dumbass.
04:20Next thing you know,
04:21we're beloved by children.
04:24There once was a quat
04:25who looked like a butt.
04:27When he stood up,
04:29people said,
04:30what?
04:32Or something?
04:33Yeah, see?
04:34See?
04:35That's like,
04:35that's like 10 pages right there.
04:38Oh, yeah.
04:39Okay, Beavis,
04:40get to work drawing a quat.
04:43Okay, yeah.
04:44Okay, what does it look like?
04:46Uh, I already told you
04:48he looks like a butt.
04:49You're just like
04:50the lumbass who's a dumbass.
04:53Oh, yeah, I love that guy.
04:54Okay, let me put that in there.
04:57Wait a minute, you know,
04:58lumbass the dumbass
04:59could be a whole other book.
05:01We could have two books.
05:02Uh, oh, yeah.
05:05I mean, you could do
05:06a whole series, you know?
05:07You could do, like,
05:08a quat the butt
05:09goes to the doctor.
05:11Yeah.
05:12His name was Dr. Zucks,
05:14and he sucks.
05:16Boy, this stuff
05:17just writes itself.
05:19Yeah.
05:20He had a friend
05:21named McVestibles
05:22who looked like
05:23a pair of testicles.
05:27Yeah, we'll probably even, like,
05:29win an award for, like,
05:30teaching kids about their,
05:31you know, their body parts.
05:33You know, we make it fun.
05:35The award was called
05:36The Schnads,
05:37and it looked like
05:38a pair of golden nads.
05:41Oh, and then
05:42maybe someone will make it
05:44into a movie
05:45so we don't have
05:45to read it.
05:49That would be cool.
05:53You know how people
05:54always say the book
05:55was better than the movie?
05:56No one will say that
05:57about this movie.
06:01It's gonna be cool.
06:06Cool.
06:08It doesn't get any better
06:09than this, Beavis.
06:10Yep.
06:11We should have lived
06:12at Burger World years ago.
06:20Hello?
06:21Does anyone work here?
06:23Yes.
06:24And we also live here.
06:28Someone did the drive-through.
06:31Can you get me
06:32a BW Junior meal?
06:34Can you get me some beers?
06:36What?
06:38Yeah, see, um,
06:39we actually live here,
06:40so we need some beers.
06:41You've got a car, right?
06:44Don't you work here?
06:46Yeah, yeah,
06:47that's what I'm saying,
06:47but we also live here.
06:49So can you get us some beers?
06:50We only have six left
06:51and we're taking them
06:52down pretty good.
06:53Thank you, drive-through.
06:57Some chick at the drive-through
06:58is gonna make a beer run
06:59for us.
07:00Well, as long as we're
07:02hanging out at home,
07:03let's get swole.
07:04Yeah, cool.
07:10Between the new place,
07:11the new job,
07:12and getting in shape,
07:13things have never been better.
07:16Yeah, we're like
07:16getting our lives together.
07:21Let's just go.
07:31Hey, I hate to do this to you,
07:33but Annabelle called in sick.
07:35Could you possibly do
07:36the closing shift
07:37and count the register?
07:38Yeah, we're not going anywhere.
07:40Yeah, we live here.
07:42You practically do.
07:44You guys are gonna go far
07:46with that attitude.
07:48I forgot who that guy is.
07:50Eh, it doesn't matter.
07:53You know what, Beavis?
07:54Let's celebrate our first day
07:56in our new home
07:57and go out for dinner.
07:59Good idea, Butthead.
08:01Let me just borrow some money
08:03from the register here.
08:08Yeah, look at this.
08:09We live close to so many
08:11great places to eat.
08:13It's all about location.
08:16Two Taco Grandes, please.
08:19Where are your new neighbors?
08:21We just moved into Burger World
08:22across the street.
08:24Yep, we live there, yeah.
08:26There's this chick coming by
08:27with beers later, too, yeah.
08:29We left the door open for her.
08:32So you just left the Burger World
08:34empty with the door unlocked?
08:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:36She's really cool.
08:37She's got a car.
08:39Did you lock the cash register?
08:42Uh, no.
08:43If I lock it,
08:44it's harder to take the money out.
08:46Yeah, yeah, we left it open
08:47so you can take the money out
08:49real easy, you know.
08:50There's a lot of money in there.
08:52You just open the drawer
08:53and take it.
08:54It's pretty cool.
08:56Neat system, yeah.
09:01Well, here's to work from home.
09:04Yep, that's the way of the future.
09:06Uh-huh.
09:07Uh-huh.
09:07I wonder if they're gonna have
09:09scoring from home.
09:10Probably with computers, you know.
09:12Uh-huh.
09:13Yeah.
09:15We'll be dead by then.
09:17Uh-huh.
09:18Whoa!
09:19Looks like there's a party
09:20going on in our Burger World.
09:22Look!
09:23Uh, that chick must have
09:25shown up with the beer
09:26and started without us.
09:27I like her style.
09:29Uh-huh.
09:30Uh-huh.
09:32Uh-huh.
09:35Whoa.
09:36This neighborhood knows how to party.
09:38Uh-huh.
09:41Now the money's gone
09:42from the register.
09:43That's okay.
09:44We'll make it all back tomorrow.
09:45Our place pays for itself now, Beavis.
09:48Uh-huh.
09:49We finally turned our life around.
09:51Uh-huh.
09:52Uh-huh.
09:54Good night, Beavis.
09:56Uh-huh.
09:57Good night, butthead.
09:58Uh-huh.
10:05Uh-huh.
10:15The Dumbass by Dr. Beavis and Dr. Butthead.
10:20Because Dr. Seuss sucks.
10:23Uh-huh.
10:23Uh-huh.
10:25Uh-huh.
10:25Uh-huh.
10:25Uh-huh.
10:27Way down in the land of Ziggity-Zuthole,
10:30there lived a guy who was kind of a butthole.
10:33Uh-huh.
10:36He was a weird-looking guy whose name was Lum-ass.
10:40He sucked.
10:41He was a real dumbass.
10:44Uh-huh.
10:47Uh-huh.
10:47Lum-ass the Dumbass sat around and ate smachos,
10:50which was a food pretty much exactly like nachos.
10:54Uh-huh.
10:56Uh-huh.
10:57Lum-ass knew a chick in the hood named Zanktis Zunky.
11:00She gave him wood, so he spanked his monkey.
11:04Uh-huh.
11:05Uh-huh.
11:06Uh-huh.
11:07Yeah.
11:08Uh-huh.
11:11She had an even hotter friend named Zoyoyoyoyoy.
11:15Lum-ass took one look at her and said,
11:18Boing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing.
11:20Uh-huh.
11:21Uh-huh.
11:22Uh-huh.
11:23And there was this other hot chick whose name was Juthead.
11:26And she was like,
11:27I want to score with butthead.
11:30Uh-huh.
11:33She lived in a town called Shmeavis Blux.
11:37That's a cool name.
11:38Where everyone liked to say...
11:42Beavis sucks.
11:44Hey, wait a second, who wrote this?
11:47What happened to the part about me scoring and drinking Glears?
11:50Uh, what are Glears?
11:53They get you drunker than beers.
11:56You have to leave. You can't keep coming back in here.
11:59Uh...
12:00Can we at least use the computer to look at some websites?
12:05Get out!
12:06This sucks.
12:09Yeah, my tax dollars pay for this library.
12:12Uh, we don't pay taxes.
12:16Oh, yeah. Well, we get taxes or something.
12:18Oh, yeah!
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:21I'm sorry.
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