00:03No
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00:23Yeah
00:23Still good
00:35Hey, come back here you mouse butthole I can see you check on a check your
01:14hey Beavis where are you you missed work butthole and school I haven't seen
01:24you in two days wait a minute maybe he's dead what's that noise oh butthead
01:43butthead whoa Beavis are you like a ghost or something butthead help me uh are you
01:56like dead and you're haunting our house or something but I don't think I'm dead
02:03damn it Beavis you sound like a ghost and I can't see you so you're dead
02:11butthead I'm pretty sure I'm like still alive or something
02:16then where are you I'm like in this like dark place and I'm and I can see a light at
02:24the end
02:25of a tunnel that's exactly what dead people say dumbass it's in like the
02:31movies or the Bible or something it is yep you're dead asswipe
02:40oh well that sucks guess I'm dead what do you know
02:48uh hey this couch is in the wrong place
02:58whoa Beavis that sounded cool like a real ghost
03:02oh yeah yeah thanks you're a lot cooler now Beavis I'm glad you're dead
03:12well that's very nice of you to say yeah thank you thank you very much
03:22the presidential fold this is the most formal of the pocket square folds
03:27it's the perfect choice for a job interview black tie event or any occasion
03:32that requires a suit what's a suit that's that thing they give you when you have to
03:37appear in juvenile court oh yeah your honor you see a shoplifter but I see a young boy
03:44who has failed by the systems and the societal walls and blah blah blah blah
03:49your honor my client deserves leniency because of his mental disease and issues
03:53and blah blah blah blah blah you said you're on her
04:01oh yeah yeah nice catch but it
04:06and then when it was done the judge said Beavis I'm gonna give you a second chance
04:11to be a productive member of society I was like oh god how many chances do I have to get
04:17I already failed let it go come on
04:21how come you guys have a problem with this and I don't and then the judge like
04:26bangs the gravel
04:30hey you're on fire today they should have a juvenile court but like for older
04:36people yeah well they probably will just as soon as we turn 18 they're gonna be
04:42like oh we just invented grown-up court yeah now you get more chances
04:49breaking the cycle sucks you know people always say bad things about the cycle
04:54but don't knock it until you try it that's what I think
04:58now for the best look I recommend having about 2 to 2.5 inches of this fold
05:04peeking out
05:13good hustle buddy
05:15guys you are gonna get compliments all night
05:18hey baby you heard about the dead kid I used to sit next to him
05:24yeah it's been pretty hard on me hard on
05:30hey bud head how's it going
05:33quit trying to haunt me Beavis you dead butthole
05:38sorry turned out I could get out of that dark place by going backwards
05:44so what's it like being a ghost
05:47it's pretty cool yeah watch me walk through the wall check it out damn it
05:52damn it I think the walls broken yeah yeah this house sucks
06:02not my problem anymore being alive sucked I never got to do anything cool yeah you
06:09never scored and now you never will shut up budded I can still score with dead
06:16chicks you know like with my ghosts long or something oh yeah I bet
06:25there's a lot of dead chicks at the graveyard yeah yeah and maybe some 40s that
06:30people didn't finish drinking yeah now we're talking yeah hello ladies
06:47hey hey how's it going yeah I'm new here cuz I just died um maybe you could like show me
06:54around or something yeah how's it going hey whoa
06:58beavis check it out that must be your funeral whoa there might be some chicks who
07:05need a shoulder to cry on
07:09or maybe a schlong whoa everyone at my funeral looks really sad that I'm dead
07:19that's pretty cool
07:24I don't recognize any of these people but they probably all used to bang your mom
07:33oh yeah yeah that makes sense yeah where is your mom isn't she supposed to be
07:41here yeah she's probably busy or something you know she doesn't come to a lot of my
07:46stuff you know it's cool yeah I can't believe he's gone yeah me neither I mean it's
07:52kind of crazy you know he was loved by a lot of people not that many I mean I
07:59never scored he had a great life yeah thank you thank you drive through hey
08:07beavis that chick in the black dress is giving out hugs and if I hang around
08:11her long enough I'm gonna get some wait a second but it this is my funeral then
08:18who's in that coffin you dumbass you're supposed to be in there what if they
08:26open it up and you're not in there these people are gonna kick your ass oh okay
08:32okay okay okay here here I go if we could all gather for the presentation of the
08:38the black flag hurry up
08:53there's already a guy in here but it
08:56come on come on come on get out of there this is my funeral come on
09:04there we go scoot over dumbass if any ghost chicks come around they're here for me
09:16what's happening hello must be on my way to the ghost chicks
09:22me oh well see you at home beavis
09:29me
09:38you
09:40you
09:59chirp
10:27you
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