00:22Everyone, if I could have your attention.
00:25A new student is going to be joining us today on our journey of learning.
00:30Would you like to introduce yourself to the class?
00:33Hi everybody, my name's Beavis.
00:36Wait, what?
00:37Okay, well we already have a student named Beavis.
00:41Yeah, yeah, it's like me or something, right?
00:44I think.
00:46So why don't you go by your initial Beavis H?
00:49Beavis H, go ahead and find a seat.
00:52Okay, my family just moved here from Michigan.
00:57So I guess we're both named Beavis, huh?
01:00Yeah, I guess so.
01:03What's your initial?
01:05I don't know, I think it's a letter.
01:09The biggest battle America fought in World War II was called the Battle of the Bulge.
01:17Hey Beavis.
01:18Yeah?
01:19What?
01:20You said my name.
01:22He's talking to me.
01:24Hey.
01:25Oh, okay.
01:25If you mean me, just say Beavis H.
01:28Uh, okay.
01:31Hey, Beavis.
01:32Did you mean Beavis H?
01:34No.
01:35Oh, okay.
01:36Got it.
01:36My bad.
01:36Go ahead.
01:39Uh, hey Beavis.
01:40He's talking to you, buddy.
01:42Have a good conversation.
01:43Damn it.
01:43Just let Butthead say what he was going to say.
01:45Jesus.
01:48Butthead, what were you going to say?
01:50Uh, he said bulge.
01:51Uh, who said bulge?
01:55Uh, I don't remember anymore.
01:58Somebody said bulge.
02:00Uh, bulge.
02:05He did say bulge.
02:08That's funny, dude.
02:09Bulge like a bulge in your pants.
02:11He he he he.
02:12Beavis, Beavis and Butthead, please quiet down, okay?
02:16Sorry, Mr. V.
02:17We better be quiet.
02:20No more laughing about you know what.
02:23Ugh.
02:25Beavis sucks.
02:27Centuries ago, master archers were able to perform incredible feats of archery.
02:31These skills have long since been forgotten, but the Danish archer Lars Andersen is trying
02:36to reinvent what has been lost.
02:39This guy is like the best guy in the world at archery, but I could just shoot him with
02:43a gun.
02:44And I'm dumb and not good at anything.
02:49You know, that's why they invented the gun, you know?
02:53For dumbasses like us.
02:56In the 1938 movie, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Robin Hood splits an arrow down the middle.
03:01Some consider this the ultimate archery trick.
03:05The ultimate archery trick is to like, try to impress chicks with archery.
03:11And it's never been done.
03:14Yeah.
03:16Robin Hood never scored.
03:18If I was in Robin Hood, I would just like, bring a gun.
03:22And I would just like, shoot Robin Hood.
03:24And I'd take all the money he stole and give it back to the rich people.
03:31Rich people are cool.
03:35And the poor people, you know, they just need something to motivate them to get off their
03:41butts and make some money.
03:43See?
03:45So in a way, when I steal their money, I'd be doing them a favor.
03:49See?
03:50Thanks.
03:50They're not trying hard enough.
03:59They're not trying hard enough.
04:04They're not trying hard enough.
04:20That's an archery trick I've never seen.
04:22Come on.
04:22Hey.
04:24Hey.
04:24How about shooting yourself into a job interview somewhere?
04:28Hey.
04:30And then his dad's like, what are we gonna do about that kid?
04:34Hey.
04:35Well, you're the one who bought him that kid's archery set.
04:38Yeah.
04:39It's my fault.
04:39Everything's my fault.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Lars, remember I told you about that job opening at your uncle's factory?
04:46You could be the first security guard with arrows.
04:53You know Beavis is a French name.
04:55My mom's French.
04:56Is your mom French?
04:57Um, Butted says she's a slut.
05:01Mine is from the Grand Est region.
05:03It must be full of dudes named Beavis.
05:05We should go live there, but no, right?
05:07We're gonna go sit over there now, like, by ourselves.
05:14I'm so tired of Beavis.
05:17Eh, you mean the new guy or yourself?
05:20The new guy.
05:22I guess myself, too.
05:24Never really thought about that.
05:27Anyone named Beavis pretty much sucks.
05:29That's what I always say.
05:31It's kind of like my motto or whatever.
05:35Yeah, but that Beavis is always like hanging around and being a butthole when no one wants him there.
05:41All Beavises are like that, Beavis.
05:43That's just what Beavises do.
05:45They don't know any better.
05:48I can't believe this lunchroom has nachos.
05:50So sweet.
05:51But they don't taste sweet, because that would be weird, yeah?
05:54See, butthead?
05:56You mean me?
05:57What?
05:57No, I said butthead!
05:59Oh, I thought you were making fun of me.
06:01I can be a real butthead sometimes.
06:04It's cool if you were.
06:05I know that's part of friendship.
06:07Hey, Beavis.
06:08You mean me?
06:09No, I'm talking to Beavis.
06:11How's your first day going, Beavis?
06:13Awesome.
06:14Did you know there's another kid here named Beavis?
06:16Really?
06:17At this school?
06:19I've been going to school here for three years.
06:21Do you want to do homework together later?
06:23Oh, yeah, for sure.
06:24That'd be tight.
06:25Um, if you mean me, you can just say regular Beavis or something.
06:29Bye, Beavis.
06:32Beavis, you're the least cool Beavis in the entire world.
06:37Yeah, yeah.
06:39Probably so.
06:45But, um, I don't care what the answer is, and it doesn't matter what you say or anything,
06:50but, um, but, like, do you think I'm, like, the better Beavis or something?
06:57Oh, yeah.
06:58You're obviously better than that other Beavis.
07:01Okay.
07:02That's fine.
07:03I mean, I don't care, you know.
07:05Hey, wait, which Beavis are you?
07:08I can't tell you apart.
07:10One of you's better, that's all I know.
07:13Maybe it's you, maybe not.
07:16Dude, you guys are eating more nachos?
07:18I just got some, too, bros.
07:20We're like the original nacho fiends.
07:22Just kidding.
07:24Damn, Beavis.
07:26Sucks.
07:27Hey, mind if I pop a squat?
07:29Pop a squat?
07:31That's what guys say when they bang Beavis' mom.
07:36You mean my mom?
07:37No, he's talking about my mom.
07:39Guys bang my mom.
07:41Jesus Christ.
07:42Everything's not always about you, butthole.
07:44Well, I don't think it's very funny to make fun of people's moms.
07:47Butthead, I think you owe Beavis an apology.
07:50What?
07:52Okay, that's enough, Beavis.
07:53I'm gonna kick you in the nads.
07:56You mean me in the nads or him in the nads?
07:59Uh, it was gonna be you, but now I can't decide.
08:04Uh, hmm.
08:08Let's see.
08:11Ah!
08:13There we go.
08:16Whoa.
08:16I can't believe I thought you dudes were cool.
08:19I'm out of here.
08:22Well, I got rid of that, Beavis.
08:24Hey, Tiff.
08:25Sure did.
08:26One more Beavis to go.
08:28Oh, uh-huh.
08:30Whoa!
08:31Oh!
08:32It's awful.
09:00Chirp.
09:02Chirp.
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