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00:18Don't even think about it, don't even.
00:56Don't even think about it.
01:03No, but no, don't leave it.
01:10Greetings, young Port-Wenians.
01:13It is our honor, nay, our duty to help you learn about our town's history through our
01:20eyes.
01:20Let's travel back to the year 1757.
01:26I'm Roderick, the bog harvester.
01:30Each day, I cut peat into bricks for the townspeople to cook their food.
01:35Peat also makes an excellent camouflage.
01:38But the bog is not just for food and fuel.
01:41It's also for love.
01:46Our town leader, Archibald no-knows-when, proposed to Annabelle Ross while gathering peat.
01:53Yes, it is I, Archibald no-knows-when.
01:58Many moons ago, I declared my undying love to the woman of my dreams, right here in this
02:03very bog.
02:05Yeah.
02:06My beloved and I lived happily married for 37 years, growing a family with a bunch of
02:15nice little kids, and being the very heart and soul of Port-
02:21people who were not out of the way.
02:22Ah, sorry.
02:23Oh!
02:23Sorry.
02:29I did it!
02:31Ah!
02:34Ah!
02:35Ah!
02:37Ah!
02:38Ah!
02:38Ah!
02:39Oh!
02:40Ah!
02:40Ah!
03:01What brings you back in?
03:02My pickleball tourneys this weekend
03:04and my elbow's still killing me.
03:06Have you been doing the physical therapy exercises I gave you?
03:09No, they were so boring.
03:10And so are patients who don't listen to me yet.
03:12I keep at it every day.
03:14How's the urinary flow?
03:15It's still just a dribble.
03:17I hear the young guys in the urinals next to me
03:19peeing like racehorses.
03:21Have you been doing the Kegel exercises we discussed?
03:23It's very simple.
03:24You just imagine your penis is a straw.
03:27Kegels?
03:28For me?
03:30That's just too much.
03:31It's too much.
03:32My wife gives me food.
03:33Now you want me to do Kegels?
03:35Let me guess.
03:36You still have lice.
03:37Why else would I be here?
03:39And no, you can't make me shave my head.
03:42This hair is my signature look.
03:44I never suggested you shave your head.
03:46I told you to use permethrin shampoo.
03:49Oh, okay.
03:50Wait, what?
03:53Show of hands.
03:55How many people are here to complain
03:56about something I've already seen them for?
04:00And how many of you have actually done
04:01the thing I asked you to do?
04:05Great.
04:06Now who's next to waste my time?
04:08Elaine?
04:08Oh, hi, Doc.
04:10Elaine, uh, senior...
04:12Unless that sentence ends with saving a life,
04:13stop talking.
04:15Best here.
04:17A what?
04:19Drop me a pin.
04:20Oh, I know.
04:21I know.
04:22It's so exciting.
04:23I'm just sitting in a lot of two parents.
04:24Louisa!
04:25Oh, uh, here, get on the bus.
04:27Martin, hi.
04:29Are you all right?
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:30Yeah, we're okay.
04:31I mean, you know, except for the dead guy
04:33that Mark found in the bog.
04:34I heard.
04:35Why was Mark in a bog?
04:36Martin, shame you're visiting our bog
04:39under such grim circumstances.
04:40You went in, too.
04:41Are you aware that bogs are a natural incubator
04:43for gangrene?
04:44That's fine.
04:45You do this every year.
04:46Besides, no one's lost a toe yet.
04:47That's right.
04:49Doc, you made it.
04:50Big day for Port Winner.
04:52Very first mystery corpse.
04:53It's kind of a big milestone
04:55if you really think about it.
04:56Yeah, and I'm still trying to figure out
04:58why you needed me here.
04:59No one's hurt.
05:00Right.
05:00Things are going fast and furious.
05:02The medical examiner's on our honeymoon
05:03so she deputized you to run point
05:06on the forensic investigation.
05:07Well, absolutely not.
05:08No, I'm not a coroner,
05:09and I have a full afternoon of patients.
05:10Oh, well, if you want to move
05:11my bloodletting to tomorrow.
05:12I'm not clearing my schedule
05:13for an autopsy, okay?
05:14My job is to take care of living bodies,
05:17not dead ones.
05:18Right, but today the law says that it is.
05:21The medical examiner needs us to ID the body,
05:24collect DNA, and figure out cause of death.
05:27She also said something else, too,
05:29that was very important.
05:30Okay.
05:33How about tomorrow, first thing?
05:35Oh, yeah.
05:36That'll be fun.
05:38I mean, fine.
05:39There'll be fine.
05:40Yeah, that's totally fine.
05:41I'll get to see you there.
05:45Hey, Doc, where do you want me
05:48to drop off the dead guy?
05:49Oh, right.
05:50That was the important thing.
05:51Okay, so we have to store the body
05:53for a few days.
05:54Figure we just use the old Doc's office,
05:56blast the A.C.
05:57Unless he has an appointment,
05:59he's not coming in,
05:59and it's not nearly cold enough.
06:01Okay, so what are we looking for, then?
06:02Somewhere refrigerated,
06:03big enough to conduct an autopsy.
06:05Whatever you say, Doc.
06:06Whatever you say, Doc.
06:09Hmm.
06:11Okay.
06:14I got it, I got it.
06:15Okay, here we go.
06:16Yep, yep, we got it.
06:17Okay.
06:17Appreciate you lending us the walk-in.
06:19Yeah, it's the least we could do.
06:21Oh, I hope the feet don't break off.
06:22No, just watch it, watch it, watch it.
06:23We almost get shot down
06:24by the health department
06:25over our sweet little brisket,
06:27and now we're emptying out
06:29our walk-in for a dead body.
06:32Greg, don't be heartless.
06:34This man deserves a proper port
06:36when welcome, dead or not.
06:38Besides, Martin's not gonna snitch.
06:40Again!
06:45Looks like a haunted potato.
06:47Be sure to add that
06:48to the autopsy report.
06:51A puncture wound.
06:53About the size of a bullet.
06:55Just like the guy I saw
06:56outside Dan Ceteria in 82.
06:58Oh, I love your wild days.
06:59Is that when Madonna stole your cab?
07:01Leaf, when didn't Madonna steal my cab?
07:03No one comes in this room
07:05without me or Sheriff Milo, understood?
07:07Why, Doc?
07:07Doc's right.
07:08We gotta lock it down.
07:10Not here!
07:11Hey, guys, what's happening?
07:13This man may have been murdered.
07:20Tell us, has there been a murder in Port Wynn?
07:24Is there a killer on the loop?
07:25Are we even safe?
07:26Are we in danger?
07:27Should we be walking in here?
07:27You got shot.
07:28Everyone, please stay calm.
07:35Everyone, please stay calm.
07:37As Sheriff, it's my duty to protect Port Wynn
07:40and to keep it real.
07:44We found a bullet hole in the dead dude.
07:46Yes, it might be murder.
07:47Unbelievable.
07:48What?
07:49It's scary, but don't worry.
07:51I've organized Port Wynn's first-ever neighborhood watch
07:55and I've nominated Sarah to lead it.
07:58Thank you, God.
08:00And, of course, our very own Dr. Martin Best
08:04is going to lead the forensic investigation,
08:06so if you have any questions or leads,
08:08please feel free to come to either one of us, okay?
08:11Questions?
08:12Yeah, buddy.
08:13Who's the prime suspect?
08:15Got any leads?
08:17It's still early days.
08:19Figures.
08:20Incompetence everywhere.
08:21What should we do?
08:23I put a lot of thought into that.
08:25Doc?
08:33You all want to stay alive?
08:35Oh, yeah.
08:37Then do your physical therapy.
08:39Ronnie, take your insulin.
08:41You're going to end up like that guy in the fridge.
08:43Come on, Ronnie.
08:45Every single one of you.
08:48More dietary fiber.
08:58Wait a minute.
08:59Who is the dead guy?
09:00Elaine, slow down.
09:01I'm going out to do the autopsy.
09:03I move Louisa to the morning,
09:04reschedule the rest of my patients.
09:05Can you handle that?
09:06Yes, yes, yeah, totally.
09:08But, Doc, a murder in Port Wynn?
09:11Like, we're living in our own crime show.
09:16Hey, don't tell anyone, but I'm very excited.
09:20I've always wanted a real crime to solve
09:23so I can be taken seriously.
09:26You know, not just the guy who comes and gets the owl out of your attic.
09:30Okay.
09:31I need you to seal up that bag.
09:33And what's left?
09:34Tissue sample.
09:36Right.
09:42Yeah.
09:45Mm-hmm.
09:46Mm-hmm.
09:51Hmm.
09:52Thought there'd be some blood.
09:53Blood coagulates after death.
09:55So why is it so squishy?
09:57Because of the bog water, cold, acidic, low oxygen,
10:02preserves tissue, but not blood flow.
10:05Oh, so it's like working on a live body,
10:07but without any of the blood.
10:08Exactly.
10:10So when do you think he died?
10:12That is a good question, my friend.
10:14He could have died weeks ago, months ago, or even years ago.
10:18Well, that really opens up the pool of potential victims.
10:22Mm-hmm.
10:23And suspects.
10:26Oh.
10:27Okay.
10:29Time and bog, TBD.
10:32Uh, male.
10:34Height, 5'10".
10:35No tattoos.
10:38Red.
10:39Hair.
10:41Nah.
10:42Well, maybe.
10:44Okay, hang tight, Doc.
10:46I gotta go, I gotta go detective something real quick.
10:50Sure.
10:52I'll just be done in a second.
10:55Okay.
11:06Move aside and let the man go through.
11:09Let the man go through.
11:11Move aside and let the man go through.
11:14Let the man go through.
11:15Move aside and let the man go through.
11:19Greg, get it together.
11:21Greg.
11:21Sorry.
11:23Shh.
11:24Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
11:27Is that Josephine Alcott's car in Ronnie Winslow's driveway?
11:33Oh.
11:34Wow.
11:34Mm-hmm.
11:35The dust has even settled on his poor wife's grave.
11:38I don't think the casseroles are the only thing she's been cooking up.
11:42Castle rolling the hay.
11:44Come on, come to myself.
11:45All right.
11:45Come to myself.
11:46All right.
11:47Come to myself.
11:47All right.
11:47All right.
11:48A dead body was found in the bog.
11:51Come on, people.
11:52Think.
11:53Who's our John Doe?
11:55Who do we like for this?
11:57Portwin isn't just the best place for lobster rolls.
11:59It's a town full of secrets.
12:01Stay tuned.
12:04I'm Detective Elaine Denton, and this is Claw and Order.
12:08B-O-G.
12:10Dun-dun.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Elaine, you're pretty good at this.
12:15Really.
12:16And that jacket is really hot.
12:19Oh, yeah?
12:20Yeah, I really like it.
12:23Oh.
12:24Hi.
12:25Hi, Doc.
12:26We were just...
12:28Carry on.
12:30Wait a minute.
12:31What's the scoop?
12:32Who's the dead guy?
12:32And how did he die?
12:34Not sure yet.
12:34Still working on it.
12:36You two have a good night.
12:38Wait, what...
12:38What is that?
12:41Were you actually in a good mood?
12:42Why wouldn't I be?
12:44I finally have a patient who doesn't talk back.
12:47You did this?
12:48Uh, yeah.
12:51Yeah, it's pretty neat, right?
12:53If only you were this good at your real job.
12:56Hey.
13:02It's scarier when he's nice.
13:12I know that it's not the best time to do this.
13:16Oh, yeah.
13:18What's wrong with Geneva?
13:20We don't know for sure,
13:23but we think the body that we found might be Bruce.
13:27Same height, red hair,
13:30and he may have been shot.
13:32Oh, my goodness.
13:34My Brucey?
13:35I know this is a lot to take in.
13:38When was the last time you saw him?
13:40Thanksgiving.
13:42A few years ago.
13:44You know that.
13:45Everyone knows that.
13:46Sure, but you never told us where he went
13:49or why he left.
13:50Yeah, I didn't want to talk about it then,
13:52and I sure don't want to talk about it now.
13:55I know.
13:56What's going on here?
13:58Official police business.
13:59Well, I'm the neighborhood watch,
14:00and she's my best friend.
14:02What's going on?
14:03I don't want you to faint when I tell you this.
14:05Just spit it out, Mark.
14:07We might have found Bruce's body.
14:10In the bog?
14:11Mm-hmm.
14:12Geneva, do you think that might be possible?
14:15Yes.
14:17I did it.
14:18I killed Brucey.
14:20What?
14:21I shot my husband,
14:24and I chucked him in the bog.
14:28Okay.
14:28Okay.
14:29I think I'm going to need a minute.
14:31Wait, wait.
14:31Come on.
14:32Do your job.
14:33Lock me up.
14:34What?
14:43I'm busy, Elaine.
14:45Oh, it's, uh, it's Louisa.
14:50Hey.
14:51Louisa, right.
14:52Yeah.
14:52Your appointment.
14:53Uh-huh.
14:54How are you?
14:55Um, I'm a little nervous.
14:58Me too.
14:58You are?
14:59Oh, no, I'm sorry.
15:01I don't know why I said that.
15:02Oh, oh, okay.
15:03Of course not.
15:04Bloodletting is an easy procedure.
15:06Oh, good.
15:08Elaine didn't come in with you.
15:10She's late.
15:11Uh, she, um, she stopped at the salty breeze.
15:13Said she needed her, uh, Danish fix.
15:16Oh, good, good.
15:17I'd hate for work to get in the way of her breakfast treats.
15:22How long should this take, you think?
15:24I, it's just, I, I should probably get to school soon.
15:27Right, I'll just find a needle.
15:30Finding a needle.
15:39So, how's, uh, how's school?
15:41Busy.
15:42I'm, I'm helping Principal Holloway with budget cuts.
15:45You know, I'm rationing out glue sticks and pricing out pencils and.
15:54Let's do this.
15:57Do it right?
15:58Yeah.
15:59Okay, let's just.
16:00Oh, yeah.
16:03Mm-hmm.
16:06Mm-hmm.
16:14So, make a fist.
16:15All right.
16:19Is, is something wrong?
16:20Yes, you, well, are, uh, very thin.
16:26Oh.
16:27Your veins are very thin.
16:28I'm, I'm, I'm gonna need you to come back when you're more hydrated.
16:32Oh, oh, oh, my God.
16:34Dr. Reese always loved my veins, so.
16:36Yeah, well, then, Dr. Reese will have to come back from the dead and draw your blood.
16:39No, no, no, that's not what I mean.
16:40I just, I just don't think I can keep rescheduling.
16:43Hello?
16:44What?
16:46Are you kidding?
16:48I'll, I'll be right there.
16:50What, what's going on now?
16:52Mark, he arrested Geneva.
16:54Have, have a lane reschedule.
17:01All right, you weirdos.
17:02Five bucks, five minutes.
17:05And keep it down.
17:07And don't touch it.
17:09Oh, my God, look at his feet.
17:12Want to get a pic?
17:13Uh, uh, photos are five bucks extra.
17:15Extra?
17:16Per person.
17:18Okay, Boomer.
17:19Thanks.
17:19Tell all your friends.
17:20Ready?
17:23Geneva, walk us through it.
17:25How'd you do it?
17:26What, God?
17:27Mark, if I keep answering your questions, I'll never finish this role.
17:31And I told you already.
17:33At home, with Bruce's hunting rifle, and then I tossed him in the bog.
17:38You really tossed a 200-pound man into a bog on your own?
17:41I used my core.
17:43Geneva, how am I supposed to tell my mom this?
17:45This is gonna kill her.
17:47What else have you been lying about?
17:50Your goldfish didn't run away.
17:53Wait.
17:54He didn't join a rock band.
17:57Mark, better not to know.
17:59You and my mom told me that he was in a band called Cutie and the Goldfish.
18:03This is just, like, so much for me to take in right now.
18:07I'm...
18:08I just...
18:09I never could understand how he got into law enforcement.
18:14Yeah, me either.
18:15Geneva, I need to know more about Bruce's medical history in order to confirm his identity.
18:19Did he have any tattoos, identifying marks, surgeries, perhaps?
18:24Well, he...
18:25He didn't have a spleen or a gallbladder or an appendix.
18:29You know, one of those organs you don't really need.
18:33That's a start.
18:34I still can't believe it.
18:36Geneva, it's not possible.
18:39She was always cagey about why Bruce left.
18:41Never gave a straight answer.
18:43Just one day, he was gone.
18:45Yes.
18:45You can sleep next to someone for 20 years and not have a clue what they're capable of.
18:48I saw Cher without you once.
18:50Once.
18:51It was the farewell tour.
18:52Exactly.
18:53It was the farewell tour.
18:54I have to film a new episode.
18:57This is big news.
18:58This is big news.
19:00Also, these might be your best yet.
19:02What kind of cheese did you use?
19:04Yeah.
19:04If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
19:08Yeah, we can't say that anymore and more.
19:09It's different, though.
19:11The truth has clawed its way to the surface.
19:13The Portwind killer has been caught.
19:15And it's always the ones you least expect.
19:17Until next time, Detective Denton, Claw and Order B.O.G.
19:24Dun-dun.
19:25So good.
19:27But why'd she do it?
19:29Doesn't matter.
19:30Case closed.
19:31Your detective work sucks.
19:32Hey, do not sass my girlfriend, okay?
19:35And show some respect for law enforcement.
19:37Girlfriend?
19:38Yeah, I...
19:40Well, I thought...
19:40Al, we've been over this.
19:42We're frisky friends.
19:43That's it.
19:44Finally.
19:46It's getting interesting.
19:47You know what?
19:48Fine.
19:49Get yourself a new cameraman and another frisky friend.
19:53Hey!
19:54What's a frisky friend?
19:57I...
19:58Five bucks, five minutes a pop.
20:00Quick and quiet, okay?
20:01Bert!
20:02Really?
20:03Are you charging to see the dead body?
20:05This is a tragedy, not a carnival sideshow.
20:08I'm just trying to make an honest dollar.
20:10Have you no shame?
20:11The world today, hell in a handbasket.
20:14I'm disappointed in all of you.
20:18I take care of George.
20:19You cut me in?
20:20Deal.
20:21Sheriff Mark, cheese it.
20:23What's up?
20:24Oh, my God.
20:25Wait, wait, wait.
20:25I got it.
20:26Stay here.
20:27It's like...
20:28It's like first Bruce, and then it's my goldfish.
20:31What else is Geneva hiding from me, you know?
20:33Just to be clear, you actually thought a goldfish could sing?
20:36Well, I had a dog who could read my mind, so...
20:39Anyway, we don't even know if this is Bruce or just Geneva having some sort of geriatric delusion.
20:44Did you bring your flashlight?
20:45Of course, Doc.
20:46I never leave home without it.
20:47Where are we going?
20:49Just shine it right above the abdomen.
20:54So I checked with Dr. Reese's files, and Bruce had a colocystectomy.
21:04So if this body doesn't have a gallbladder, it's likely Bruce.
21:11How'd you do this for a living, Doc?
21:14Best job in the world.
21:17You seem different, man.
21:19I don't know.
21:20You seem like more cheerful.
21:21You're starting to make me a little uncomfortable.
21:23I'm just enjoying the work.
21:26It's not a crime.
21:27Thank goodness, because it would have killed me to have to arrest you, too, Doc.
21:32I knew it.
21:33This isn't Bruce.
21:35Huh?
21:35We always wondered what happened between the two of you.
21:39Yeah, you were so secretive after he left town.
21:43But we didn't think you'd killed him.
21:45Oh, this darn cable stitch.
21:48And now the whole town knows that you're not just a cake-baking sweetheart.
21:52You're a cold-blooded husband killer who's going to spend the rest of her life in prison.
21:57And I'm going to have to redo this whole row.
22:00Geneva Larson, you've never botched a cable stitch in your life.
22:06All right.
22:09I didn't kill Brucey.
22:11Then why did you turn yourself in?
22:13Because I'd rather rot in here than have everyone know the truth.
22:17What's worse than a murder charge?
22:19That Thanksgiving, when Bruce left, he left with my sister.
22:29Bonnie?
22:30Well, it's always the ones you don't expect.
22:33I haven't spoken to either of them since.
22:36Two people I love most in the world, they chose each other.
22:41And left me with cold turkey and a broken heart.
22:46But the truth I really don't want to admit is that I am old, alone, and unloved.
22:57Oh, Geneva, don't be crazy.
23:00We all love you and we're not going anywhere.
23:04Okay?
23:05And, you know, everybody has a secret or two.
23:10You know what I just saw?
23:13Josephine and Ronnie going after each other like dogs in heat.
23:16Really?
23:19She sure is baking a lot of casseroles.
23:22Now we know why.
23:29What do you mean it's not Bruce?
23:31Bruce doesn't have a gallbladder.
23:33This body does.
23:37Wait.
23:38Wait a second.
23:41Can you shine your light more over here?
23:44Yeah.
23:50What was a marble doing in there?
23:53I think this body was in the bog a lot longer than we thought.
23:58Good eye, Martin.
24:00It's a musket ball.
24:0218th century.
24:03This might be an early Port Wenian.
24:06Like Jeremiah or Roderick or...
24:08Nay.
24:09Archibald no-knows-when.
24:10This cadaver was centuries old.
24:13We discovered a bog man on this side of the Atlantic.
24:16I mean, that's the headline.
24:17This is incredible.
24:19Wow, this case just took a turn.
24:20We have a lot of work to do.
24:22What for?
24:22The investigation's over.
24:23This is now a scientific discovery.
24:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:26Not so fast.
24:27This is still a homicide.
24:28400-year-old murder.
24:29It's my first cold case.
24:31Mark is right.
24:31I would like to know who killed this early Port Wenian, too.
24:34Yeah.
24:35It's part of our, what?
24:36History.
24:37History, Doc.
24:38Fine.
24:38As long as you leave me out of it, knock yourselves out.
24:40I have to make a call.
24:41Don't worry about nothing, Doc.
24:42You know I got this.
24:43Thanks, partner.
24:44Geneva didn't do it!
24:46Sorry, Jessica Fletcher.
24:47That's old news.
24:48What?
24:48Hi, Norman.
24:49It's Dr. Martin Best.
24:51Look at this.
24:51Yes, yes.
24:52It's been a while.
24:53Listen, I need a favor.
24:55I was wondering...
24:56What's all the hubbub?
24:57Geneva didn't kill Bruce.
24:59The dead body might be an early Port Wenian, and I'm so excited.
25:02Wait, there's no murder?
25:03No mystery.
25:03It's a cold case straight out of the freezer, right onto the grill.
25:07How are we gonna load these shirts?
25:09Honey, murder is still a murder.
25:11Hey, what are you two whispering about?
25:14Repairs.
25:15Come on, Bert.
25:16Let's go...
25:17Tighten the...
25:18The loose...
25:18The hinge.
25:19Yeah, the hinge.
25:19Great.
25:20All right, thanks, Norman.
25:21Yeah, and I'll send those peat samples over to the lab right away.
25:24Okay, got it.
25:25I'll ask.
25:27Bye.
25:27Can I have everyone's attention?
25:30Hello?
25:31Excuse me?
25:33Who wants to make $1,000?
25:36Hmm.
25:37Well, at least you're predictable.
25:38I just got off the phone with a colleague, a forensic anthropologist from Harvard.
25:43Yeah, get on with it.
25:44We know you went to Harvard.
25:45Go Crimson.
25:46We just discovered a rare bog man who could be hundreds of years old.
25:51It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to study tephonomy and...
25:53Jump to the part where we get paid.
25:56Right.
25:57Researchers want to do DNA testing to identify any living relatives, and they'll pay $1,000
26:02per confirmed match.
26:04So what do we do, just pile in a van, go down to Boston?
26:07Nope.
26:07I'll open my office for anyone who wants to do genetic testing.
26:10Who's interested?
26:11Ooh.
26:13Great.
26:14Elaine will coordinate DNA collection.
26:16Absolutely.
26:18Detective Elaine Denton here.
26:20Mystery's not over yet.
26:22Who's the old dead dude?
26:23Was he still murdered?
26:24And most importantly, who here in Port Wynn has found their bog daddy?
26:29Their bog grampy.
26:31Bog father, that's it.
26:33Only time and some DNA samples will tell.
26:36Need a new frisky friend for your show?
26:39I'm good with mysteries.
26:40Ew.
26:41Definitely no.
26:41Don't say that.
26:42But I do need a new cameraman.
26:44Let's talk.
26:47See?
26:48That's how they get you.
26:49One day they take your DNA.
26:51The next day you're in a police lineup for car theft in Kalamazoo.
26:54Come on, Dad.
26:55You love a chance to make some quick cash.
26:57The money's not that important.
27:00Meet you out back for a peek at the bog, man.
27:05See?
27:05Come on.
27:06I know you too well.
27:07We should do it.
27:08Your DNA leads to my DNA.
27:11And I can't risk it.
27:13Just don't do it.
27:17Glad you came in voluntarily, Gilbert.
27:20I'd hate to have to subpoena you.
27:22I don't know what you're talking about, but you're making me very nervous.
27:26In a small town, everybody's hiding something.
27:30I'm Detective Elaine Denton.
27:32Stay tuned for the next episode of Claw and Order.
27:35The bog father.
27:37Kind of stiff on that take.
27:39Yeah, I got a better one in me.
27:41New cameraman?
27:42Already?
27:43That's fast.
27:44That's show business.
27:45My dad asked if I came in.
27:46Don't tell him, okay?
27:47He's been really weird about that stuff.
27:49Not a problem.
27:50It's like you're not even here.
27:51It's like you're not even here.
27:54I'm gonna shoot this.
27:56Lots of unspoken tension.
27:58Can it, cronk.
27:59Yeah, cronk.
28:04I promise I have been pounding water all day today like it's my job.
28:08We'll see if your veins agree.
28:11We'll be removing a pint to lower your ferritin levels.
28:16Should take about a half hour.
28:21Make a fist.
28:22I'm glad we got this in today.
28:24This morning you seemed very, uh...
28:26Pasadena?
28:27Pasadena?
28:31Wait, what?
28:33Oh, this is just how we do it.
28:34It's perfectly normal.
28:37It's textbook normal.
28:45Did I do something wrong?
28:47Offend you somehow?
28:49What?
28:50I don't know.
28:51It just feels like you can't stand being in the same room with me anymore.
28:56You know what?
28:57I don't have the time to deal with the emotional insecurities of every patient.
29:01I have to collect Pete's samples.
29:03Excuse me?
29:04What?
29:05What?
29:05I have important research to do and I'm running late.
29:09You know, it's funny.
29:11This is the most engaged I have ever seen you and it's over a corpse.
29:15Yes, and you want to know why?
29:16Because unlike humans, corpses don't talk back.
29:19They don't tease.
29:21They don't gossip.
29:22Their tender little feelings don't get hurt.
29:24They aren't a constant tsunami of needs and opinions.
29:26And, at least with a corpse, I won't be surprised when it doesn't listen to me.
29:32I knew it.
29:33I never thought you were a right fit for Port Wynn and I'm proving me right.
29:41What did you just do?
29:42I have to go.
29:43Where?
29:45Somewhere I can be alone.
29:46What does that mean?
29:51I don't know.
30:07I don't know.
30:28You
30:50Oh, my God.
31:33Oh, my God, is it here?
31:35The bog man.
31:37Tell your friends, right through here, ladies, right in there.
31:40Honey, I'm looking for the man.
31:44Greg Harrison, you are not doing what I think you're doing.
31:48Do not judge me until you see the electric bill.
31:50That is dirty money.
31:52Costs are up.
31:52Margins are down.
31:54So every dirty dollar helps.
31:55I'd show you the spreadsheet.
31:56No, no, no, no, no.
31:57I'm just going to get a raging headache.
31:59I try to protect you, my love.
32:01I know.
32:01Oh, you hate to see me bogged down by details.
32:05Oh, okay.
32:08Hey.
32:09You make enough to fix the oven light?
32:11Yes.
32:11And perhaps enough to splurge on name brand mayo.
32:16Greg, you're such a tease.
32:20Two more.
32:21Hey, Miss Dana.
32:21It was good, right?
32:23Tell your friends.
32:24Tell your friends.
32:25Any words from Harvard?
32:26Not yet.
32:27Oh, the DNA lab sent a couple flags from the genetic screenings.
32:34Can you have Al come in?
32:37Al?
32:38Do I have to?
32:39What do you think, detective?
32:43Hey, thanks, Greg.
32:44Thanks, my love.
32:45How's it going, guys?
32:46A lot of dead ends.
32:48No pun intended.
32:49Wait, wait, wait.
32:49Check this.
32:50Battle of Machias fought in Maine during the Revolutionary War.
32:53Musket Balls, 18th Century.
32:56It lines up.
32:57Strong working theory, George, adding you to the list.
33:00Glad you're having fun, but we open in five.
33:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:03Go on ahead without me.
33:06Last time I let him near the History Channel.
33:10So, the DNA testing shows you have genetic markers for Marfan syndrome.
33:16What?
33:16Am I okay?
33:17Absolutely.
33:17You're going to be fine.
33:18No, it's a connective tissue disorder.
33:21Now, while it can be serious, your signs are the manageable ones.
33:25You're just tall, thin, flexible joints, nearsightedness.
33:28You wear corrective lenses, right?
33:29Yeah.
33:30Listen, it's a good thing you took the DNA test.
33:32Now we know, so we can keep an eye on it.
33:34But again, there's absolutely nothing to worry about here.
33:36Okay?
33:37See you at your annual physical.
33:40Wait, Doc.
33:41Um, you said it's genetic?
33:45Correct.
33:45And is that from my mom's side or my dad's?
33:51In this case, from your father's side.
33:55Okay, well, he's built like a truck and he's got perfect vision.
33:59Yes.
34:03So does that mean my dad is not my dad?
34:13Al, look.
34:17Family isn't just genetics.
34:20You guys, the Bogman results are here.
34:23This is going to be so exciting.
34:24We'll read it out at the Salty Breeze.
34:25It'll be so fun.
34:26And really good content for my show.
34:27So, Al, maybe we should just...
34:30What happened?
34:32Is he okay?
34:33You'll have to ask him.
34:35Al, Al, wait.
34:37What are you...
34:38Come on, Al.
34:40Just leave it, Elaine.
34:47It's just a great photograph.
34:49Oh, this is so exciting.
34:55Martin.
34:56Lisa.
34:58What was that about?
35:00Dr. Patient Confidentiality.
35:02You just can't help being a jackass, can you?
35:07Dear Portwenians,
35:09we gather to honor history
35:12and the miracle of DNA testing.
35:16May I have ye olde envelope.
35:21Oh, can I get a drum roll, please?
35:30And the results are...
35:38Harvard has confirmed
35:40there is one living descendant
35:42of the Portwen Bogman.
35:44And that person is...
35:47Oh, snap.
35:47Martin Best.
35:49What?
35:51You're...
35:51You're kidding.
35:52It's Martin?
35:54What about Aunt Sarah?
35:56It just says your name.
35:57It must be on your mother's side.
36:00But I didn't submit DNA.
36:02I may have borrowed some hairs
36:04from your hairbrush.
36:06Elaine, that's a complete violation of privacy,
36:08not to mention illegal on several levels.
36:09Oh, Martin, come on.
36:10Face it.
36:11This town's in your blood.
36:17It's a good thing
36:17we didn't send in our DNA, huh?
36:20You all right, kiddo?
36:22Yeah, Dad.
36:24Glad we didn't.
36:25Based on historical records,
36:27Harvard believes
36:29that the Bogman
36:30is a man who might be named
36:33James Brewster.
36:34I know that name.
36:35Yeah?
36:35You just said James Brewster.
36:36I know that name.
36:37I know that name.
36:37Hold on.
36:38Okay.
36:39Wait, yeah, okay.
36:40Right here.
36:40In Nono's Wine's journal,
36:41he wrote,
36:43The 17th of June, 1759.
36:44This day ended in trouble with a fray
36:46betwixt James Brewster
36:48and our good townsman,
36:50a notorious recluse.
36:53Brewster mainly keeps to himself
36:55in a dreary shack by the bog,
36:57yet always finds cause to quarrel
37:00whenever he can.
37:02Yeah, he sounds like he's related to Martin.
37:03Yeah, this sounds like Doc.
37:09He kind of does.
37:10Martin.
37:12Wait, wait, okay, wait.
37:13There's more.
37:14Apparently, a lot of people
37:15wanted him dead,
37:16so much so
37:16that Archibald,
37:18no knows when,
37:19challenged Brewster to a duel
37:21and killed him.
37:23Whoa.
37:25Wow, I think I just found
37:26the bog man's killer.
37:27I think we just solved the case.
37:29I think we just solved the case.
37:31You know, right?
37:34Happy New Year!
37:36Happy New Year!
37:42Hey.
37:45What is going on with you?
37:48Are you gonna die?
37:50Because if you're gonna die,
37:51that's gonna make me want to die.
37:52And I'm really too young
37:53and too cute to die.
37:56No.
37:57I'm not gonna die.
37:58I'm sorry if I,
37:59if I scared you.
38:01Okay, so then what
38:02did Martin tell you?
38:06Um,
38:08he said I'm,
38:09uh,
38:11double-jointed.
38:12That's it?
38:14Look, I,
38:17I'm sorry
38:19that I called you
38:20my frisky friend.
38:22I didn't mean that.
38:24I mean, I did mean that,
38:25but
38:27when I thought
38:27that you were gonna die,
38:28it just,
38:29it made me realize that
38:31you are more
38:34than just a
38:35first-speed friend.
38:37So,
38:38are you my girlfriend?
38:40Or,
38:41or no?
38:42Ah.
38:44Yes.
38:45Yeah?
38:46Fine.
38:48Okay.
38:48I'm your girlfriend.
38:50I'm your girlfriend.
39:16I'm your girlfriend.
39:23Evening, bog man.
39:26Good night, Dr. Bogman.
39:31Watch out.
39:33It's the bog man.
39:35Stop.
39:36It's like so sad.
39:38We always knew he was the saddest man alive,
39:39and now it's like fact.
39:42Shut up.
39:43I'm just walking by himself.
40:14I'm just walking by himself.
40:17I'm just walking by himself.
40:22Martin?
40:23Martin?
40:25Are you okay?
40:27I'm here to apologize.
40:30Oh.
40:30The way I spoke to you at my office, it was wrong.
40:34Have a good night.
40:37Wait.
40:39That's it?
40:40That's your apology?
40:41I'm not sure what else to say.
40:43Why can't you just talk to me?
40:46I mean, tell me, what's going on with you?
40:55I have a hard time with...
41:07blood.
41:08A phobia.
41:10Oh.
41:11About blood.
41:12A blood phobia, if you will.
41:15Okay.
41:17Um...
41:18Wow.
41:19Um...
41:20This entire time?
41:23Huh.
41:24But...
41:25But...
41:25You're a...
41:27Doctor.
41:28A surgeon who can't stand the sight of blood.
41:31I...
41:31Came here...
41:34Hoping...
41:34That I could still practice medicine.
41:37It's proven harder to do than I thought.
41:40That's why Elaine assists me.
41:44And why I act like a lunatic every time I try to take your blood.
41:47I see.
41:53So, why tell me now?
42:00I...
42:04I don't want to be the park man.
42:17Well...
42:18Your dog seems to love you.
42:27He's not my dog.
42:28He sure seems like your dog.
42:31I'm...
42:44I'm...
43:13We'll see you next time.
43:16We'll see you next time.
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