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00:08The Winter Olympics are over.
00:10And now all y'all white athletes need to do the right thing
00:13and give us our muff back.
00:28Welcome to Good Sports, the only show on Prime
00:31whose season finale does not end on a cliffhanger.
00:34That's right. We both survived. Barely.
00:37This is the final show of our first season.
00:39But don't be upset.
00:40In fact, joining us via Zoom with a special announcement.
00:43It's Jeff Bezos.
00:45What's up, Jeff?
00:49Hmm.
00:50Okay.
00:52Jeff's not here.
00:53But hopefully we'll be back soon, right,
00:57to watch clips and talk more shit.
01:00Yeah.
01:00But just because we'll be on break,
01:02it doesn't mean that sports stop sporting.
01:04On this show, we highlight the best athletes in the world
01:07from the best leagues in the world.
01:09But on our last episode of the season,
01:11we want to give amateur athletes a chance to shine.
01:13You've seen the pros.
01:14Now here are the Joes.
01:16Pack your bags.
01:17We going to the Bush League.
01:21Now, to be a great high school running back,
01:24you got to be able to handle all the pressure
01:25under the bright Friday night lights,
01:28just like this guy.
01:30for the last season.
01:31There you go.
01:32I'm outta here.
01:33Yeah, get out of here.
01:35Get out of here.
01:36Get out of here.
01:37Get out of here.
01:38Get out of here.
01:42What the fuck?
01:44What the fuck was that?
01:46What was that?
01:47What did he just do?
01:50What did he just do?
01:51He's a running back running way back.
01:54Yeah, Herschel walkin' the wrong way.
01:58He called it quits faster than Cardi B did
02:00at the Super Bowl halftime show.
02:02What?
02:04What? What did I say?
02:06She quit. She quit early.
02:08She quit, man. It's funny now.
02:09There's nothing quite like a friendly game
02:11and touch football in the snow with your buddies.
02:13Or is there?
02:14DJ K! DJ K!
02:16All right, all right. Hey, now...
02:19Stop. Now, you know you ain't...
02:21There you go. Stop it!
02:23Blow the whistle in the ball, bruh.
02:25What? Come on, man.
02:29Honestly, this was a better snow game than the Broncos Patriots.
02:34Yeah, I think that's actually called the push-push.
02:37Yeah, man.
02:38Y'all laughin', but Drake Majors hit him up.
02:41Yeah. Yeah.
02:42You know, everyone loves having a big man on their team, okay?
02:46But what about the biggest man?
02:48Ah!
02:49You are not in this air.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Man, that dude is a cop.
02:53Yeah.
02:55He put the teen in creatine.
02:57Goodness gracious.
02:58Man.
02:58He's the only kid that other kids call surf.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Hey, man, good game, y'all.
03:04I gotta go pick my son up after this.
03:06I gotta get out of here.
03:07Now, they say when you're a kid,
03:10annoying your parents is a sport.
03:11If that's true, this kid is a world champion.
03:13Did she play soccer?
03:15Yes.
03:15Yeah.
03:16She was in high school.
03:17She was in high school.
03:18She was in high school.
03:19Oh!
03:21Ah!
03:24You little bastard.
03:26Look, Ma.
03:26No hands.
03:28And also, no mercy.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah, is this the real Housewives of FIFA?
03:33He been there like Beckham.
03:42No.
03:43That's...
03:44That's...
03:45That's pretty funny.
03:47You know, in some parts of the country,
03:49golf is a year-round sport.
03:50In other parts of the country,
03:52well, maybe it shouldn't be.
03:54Please, go ahead.
03:56Please.
03:57Oh!
04:04Spent...
04:05Spent all that time...
04:07I mean...
04:07...trying to balance just the back flop.
04:10But, like, that...
04:12Some shit is just dumb.
04:13Like, that's just...
04:14What did he think was gonna happen?
04:17There are moments when you watch a clip
04:18and you think,
04:19oh, no, this is not helping stereotypes.
04:21Check this out.
04:22Just do it.
04:23Oh, no.
04:23Just do it.
04:24Oh!
04:26Oh, no.
04:28No water, no crying.
04:29I...
04:32I'm calling that dive a half-back, full black.
04:36You know, when you play in the rec league,
04:38you're supposed to call bank.
04:39If you play with this guy,
04:40he's calling bankrupt.
04:42Yeah.
04:44Give it back.
04:45One more time.
04:45Yeah, give it back.
04:46Shake it off.
04:47Got him.
04:49Watch out.
04:49Come on, man.
04:50All right.
04:51Come on, man.
04:52Give him the kiss.
04:53So much confidence, though.
04:55Yeah, yeah.
04:55No, I got it.
04:56Watch this.
04:57Ah!
04:58Yeah.
04:59Got him!
05:00Got him.
05:01Yeah, you miss 100% of the shots that that guy takes.
05:04Yeah.
05:04Some sports you can play throughout your life,
05:06like tennis, golf, swimming,
05:08and, of course, full-court basketball.
05:11Yeah.
05:11That's literally the 76ers.
05:15Yeah.
05:17They usually play shirts versus skin tags.
05:20You laugh, but all these players here,
05:22well, they were drafted for the Korean War.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah.
05:30Yep.
05:31Hey.
05:32And that was Bush League.
05:34Let's talk about it.
05:36Ice hockey is having a moment.
05:38We just had the Winter Olympics.
05:40The NHL season is in full swing,
05:42and heated rivalry is the biggest show on TV.
05:45Well, if people want a hockey show,
05:47we can be a hockey show.
05:48Yeah, yeah.
05:48Now, you may not know this about McKev,
05:50but I have a personal connection to the local hockey team
05:53because of a little indie movie
05:54that I did a couple years back.
05:56You remember this?
05:56Crack! Crack! Crack!
05:58Crack!
05:58Russ Tyler, South Central Los Angeles.
06:00Charlie Conway, Minneapolis, Minnesota.
06:02Never heard of my knuckle puck?
06:07Yeah!
06:08Yeah!
06:09Yeah!
06:09Willard, tease up the puck
06:11with the knuckle puck.
06:18The knuckle puck ties the game with no...
06:21They didn't have a barber on that set.
06:24Yeah, I know.
06:25I was definitely gonna ask you
06:27who's responsible for that haircut.
06:29Yeah.
06:29Ooh.
06:30No barbers on that set.
06:31Got it, got it, got it.
06:33Did that movie just come out?
06:36No?
06:36No, I'm kidding.
06:37I'm kidding, man.
06:38No, I'm kidding.
06:39You're a hockey icon, okay?
06:41An icon.
06:42Yes.
06:43Yes.
06:45You know, I've never told you this,
06:46but you're the first black person
06:47I ever saw wearing ice skates.
06:49Hmm.
06:50Uh, same.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Anyway, I decided to get in touch
06:54with my hockey roots,
06:55so I went to a Ducks game down in Anaheim,
06:58and they rolled out the red carpet.
06:59Check it out.
07:00The Anaheim Ducks had a big game
07:02against a division rival,
07:03and there was only one man
07:05who could help them get this win.
07:07The OG Mighty Duck, Russ Tyler.
07:09Yeah.
07:10But I couldn't do it alone,
07:11so I brought in Ducks legend,
07:13Timu Solani.
07:14There he is.
07:15Mr. Knucklepuck.
07:16This is a legendary moment right here.
07:18First things first,
07:19I had to make sure my knuckle puck was on point.
07:21The trick is to get it up on his edge.
07:25There he goes.
07:27Still got it.
07:28Then I took a look at the team
07:29to see what we were working with.
07:31I was close to the action.
07:33Maybe a little too close.
07:35My son couldn't be here,
07:37so I want to get a puck.
07:38Oh, get a man.
07:39He dropped one off!
07:41Russ Tyler wasn't the only member
07:42of Team USA in the building.
07:44The Ducks' Jackson Lacombe was heading
07:45to the Olympics,
07:46so I had to make sure he was ready.
07:48After warm-ups,
07:49I met with Coach Q to decide
07:50who was in the starting lineup.
07:52This is all wrong.
07:54That's all right.
07:55I'll change it later.
07:56Have a great game.
07:56Come back with your teeth.
07:57Keep your teeth.
07:58They're sending good juju.
08:00So many sticks.
08:01That's good.
08:02Good vibes.
08:03Good vibes.
08:04The team was ready,
08:05but they needed this sold-out crowd behind them,
08:08and that's where I came in.
08:09Run!
08:10Run!
08:11Run!
08:12Run!
08:12Run!
08:14Run!
08:15Run!
08:15Run!
08:19Unbelievable.
08:19Whoa!
08:22I knew I did something right
08:23because the boys got out to a 3-0 lead.
08:26Shot!
08:26Oh!
08:29That's sports, baby!
08:31Salud.
08:33I think I figured out their secret weapon.
08:35Oh, yeah.
08:35Y'all got a black attitude, don't you?
08:40Hey, hey.
08:40Can I get a photo, man?
08:41All right.
08:42Let's do it quick.
08:43Sorry.
08:43It's all about the Ducks, baby.
08:45Clean up the trash.
08:46But Vegas wasn't done yet.
08:48The night started the amount of comeback.
08:49Oh, it just slipped.
08:53I knew everybody was counting on me to get this win,
08:56and I had a happy ending ready to go.
09:00We're manifesting right now.
09:02Use your muscles.
09:04Use your muscles.
09:05The Ducks held on and won the game.
09:12And I don't want to take all the credit,
09:14but who knows what would have happened without me.
09:16The big fucking W.
09:17That's what I'm talking about.
09:18Good shit.
09:19After every game, the players hand out Mighty Ducks Coach
09:22Gordon Bombay's signature jacket to the MVP.
09:25I think we know it's going to cry, so let's go.
09:28Congrats.
09:29Great team win, you guys.
09:31That was fucking amazing.
09:32Thank you very much.
09:33I'll see you on the next one.
09:34I think it's the coolest thing in sports.
09:36We're the only team from a movie, and we're a legit fucking team.
09:41You know what I'm saying?
09:41The Ducks conquered as we do because we fly together.
09:45We win together.
09:45Knuckle poke forever.
09:46That's all I can say.
09:48Russ Tyler, signing out.
09:51Great.
09:52So thank you very much again to the Ducks, and shout out to the legend Mr. Team Usulani for showing
09:57me a good time.
09:58Okay, man, you got to come to a game soon.
10:01No, I have to.
10:01Because I'm making the Ducks the official hockey team of good sports.
10:04I like that.
10:05I like that.
10:07They sent us a goalie mask, and I put it on the shelf over there.
10:10Y'all see it?
10:11Yeah.
10:12So cool.
10:13And Kevin, I got a surprise for you too.
10:14What's that?
10:15All the way from Anaheim, we've got Wild Wings.
10:19Yes, indeed.
10:21We got a gift for you.
10:23That's yours.
10:24I can't see.
10:25Does that say my name on the back?
10:27Yes, it does.
10:27I can't see it.
10:29That's your name right there.
10:30That say my name back there.
10:31Hey, will you give me a bigger jersey next time, okay?
10:34Yeah.
10:34Man, just get your quack ass out of here, man.
10:36Hey, get your quack ass home.
10:38Yeah, get your quack ass out of here, man.
10:40Appreciate it, Wild Wings.
10:41See you later, man.
10:42Good to see you, brother.
10:43Get out of here.
10:44Stay there.
10:44And now Good Sports celebrates great moments in black sports history.
10:48The first on-record high five was between Dusty Baker and Glenn Burke in 1977 at Dodger Stadium.
10:55The high five reigned supreme until 2020 when the fist bump snatched the crown.
11:00Happy Black History Month.
11:01Our next guest is a two-time Olympic medalist and a three-time NCAA national champion gymnast.
11:07She just became the first gymnast in NCAA to score a 10 on the floor this season for UCLA.
11:14Come on, let's go.
11:15That's right.
11:15Now, gentlemen, please welcome Jordan Chow.
11:19Jordan is in the building.
11:22When the three of us talked for the Olympics, we heard that the team nickname was Fuck Around and Find
11:27Out.
11:27Now, does your UCLA team also have an inappropriate team name as well?
11:31No.
11:32We're just known as the UCLA Bruins, which I honestly think really fits us very well.
11:38Okay.
11:39Well, yeah.
11:40I mean, it's the school's, like, name.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Exactly.
11:45Yeah.
11:45Okay.
11:46All right.
11:46Okay.
11:47What are your goals for this final year?
11:49As being a Bruin, we always want to leave a legacy for the next generation.
11:52And I feel like I've done somewhat of that job.
11:55I just want to be able to allow, like, the next generation to come in and have fun and just
12:00be themselves.
12:01You know, being authentic to who you are is, like, the biggest thing.
12:03And I always say whenever it's my time to, you know, leave the earth or whatever it may be, I
12:08want to be, like, away.
12:09Leave the earth?
12:10Goddamn.
12:11Slow down.
12:12You know what?
12:13You know what?
12:14She's going to space.
12:15You're going to space.
12:15That's what you're talking about.
12:16Exactly.
12:17Even though I'm too short.
12:19You went from college to killing yourself.
12:21Like, what?
12:22It's a lot of space in there.
12:24Okay.
12:25Yeah.
12:25Let's roll it back.
12:27Okay.
12:28Well, Jordan, here's what I want to know.
12:29Here's what I want to know.
12:30You are still in college, right?
12:32So as a college phenomenon, right?
12:35Yeah.
12:35What are you doing for fun to college?
12:37Are you going to parties?
12:38Are you having a good time?
12:39Like, what?
12:40Does that life exist for you or no?
12:42It used to exist for me.
12:44You know, I am about to be 25 years old.
12:47I'm the oldest on the team.
12:48And so I kind of just let the kids do their job.
12:50They have fun.
12:51I typically just like sleeping in my bed.
12:53Okay.
12:53All right.
12:54Relaxing, watching Netflix.
12:57Scratch that.
12:58I like watching Amazon Prime.
13:00There you go.
13:01Nice.
13:01There you go.
13:02Smart.
13:02That's right.
13:03Smart.
13:04Now, I hear Beyonce sent you some flowers,
13:06and she's never sent any to me.
13:08I don't know why.
13:09Maybe if you would have sent her some good burgers
13:10or something.
13:11Nice.
13:12Thanks.
13:13Beyonce, you got some good burgers coming.
13:14There you go.
13:15But what does a Beyonce bouquet look like?
13:17Oh, my gosh.
13:18The bouquet was, like, the size of this table, basically.
13:21Mm-hmm.
13:22And maybe I'm exaggerating.
13:23Oh, that's a lot of flowers.
13:23No, that's about how big it was,
13:25because when I got mine,
13:26it was about the same.
13:28Same size.
13:29Yeah.
13:29About the same size.
13:30Oh, yeah?
13:30Same size.
13:31It's about, because it's white.
13:32It's white with, like, a little cream infused with the white.
13:35Yeah.
13:35Yeah, exactly.
13:36The size of the table.
13:37Yeah.
13:37And the glass vase is just, you know.
13:40Yep, yep, yep.
13:41Same thing.
13:41Same thing.
13:42He knows.
13:43Yeah, y'all know.
13:44Are you sure you didn't get yours?
13:45It's coming.
13:46Are you positive?
13:47It's coming.
13:48Well, anyways, they were beautiful.
13:49They smelled good.
13:50Nice.
13:50You want to say thank you?
13:51You can say.
13:52Thank you, Beyonce.
13:54She's on.
13:54Yeah, she's on.
13:55You know her?
13:57I know people around her.
13:59Okay.
14:00Does that count?
14:01Absolutely.
14:01I would love to meet her, though.
14:03Very sweet.
14:03I can't wait until you do.
14:05Now, you made a tough catch
14:07in last year's Super Bowl flag football game.
14:09Let's take a look at that.
14:11Oh!
14:12Like, I got in between two defenders.
14:14In between two people.
14:15Yeah, that's good hands.
14:16They were bigger than me.
14:18You didn't even panic or nothing?
14:18No.
14:19None of that.
14:19That's all right.
14:20I gotta be honest.
14:21Can you do that?
14:22No.
14:22No, I cannot.
14:24I mean, you are tiny enough.
14:26Girl?
14:26Oh, whoa.
14:29Here we go.
14:29Here we go.
14:32Oh.
14:35Does...
14:36sun will come out...
14:38tomorrow?
14:39I'm gonna jump over this goddamn table.
14:41You hear me?
14:41Have you ever considered being a dual athlete
14:44and playing flag football
14:44and gymnastics at the Olympics?
14:46I have, actually.
14:48I think that'd be really cool
14:49because I did hear that flag football
14:51actually goes after gymnastics,
14:53so you never know what could happen.
14:55You could do it.
14:55I feel like I could.
14:56I feel like I really could.
14:58Speaking of the Olympics,
14:59the 2028 games are right here in L.A.
15:02Do you want to announce something?
15:06Is there anything that you wanna say?
15:08Because the 2028 Olympics
15:10are gonna be here in L.A.
15:12You know what would be cool
15:13if we swapped places?
15:16Like you do gymnastics?
15:17Yeah.
15:18You do the gymnastics.
15:19Let me tell you something.
15:20The Olympics would never be the same.
15:23It would never be the same.
15:25But I think I would be really good
15:26in your spot to commentate.
15:28Why don't you switch chairs?
15:29Yeah.
15:29You wanna switch chairs?
15:30Yeah.
15:30Fine, fine.
15:31Give it a card.
15:32Better ask you a question.
15:34Come on, Jordan.
15:37Do your best Kevin Hart impression.
15:41You probably know
15:42I have a gymnastics background myself,
15:45so let's teach Kenan a move.
15:47I'll let you start.
15:49Well, Kevin, it's funny you say that
15:51because I do actually have an amazing
15:54background in gymnastics.
15:55Teaching you a move wouldn't be fair
15:57because, honestly, at this time,
15:59I'm kinda keeping the world on pause
16:01about what I'm gonna do next.
16:03You know?
16:04I'm 25, and at this point,
16:06it's all about near-death experiences,
16:09and it's all about, like,
16:11doing 25-year-old stuff.
16:13So I know if these kids do what they wanna do
16:15because I'm at a point where I honestly,
16:18I sit down, I watch Amazon Prime,
16:20and I don't do nothing else.
16:22So, you know, we'll see what I do,
16:25or maybe we won't.
16:28Jordan Childs, ladies and gentlemen.
16:30It's all right.
16:32We really gonna learn the gymnastics move?
16:34Actually, yeah.
16:34For real?
16:35Yeah.
16:35Let's see it.
16:36Are you serious?
16:36Let's do it.
16:37What are we doing?
16:38You don't have to do this.
16:40What's the move?
16:40This is how it happens right here.
16:42See, Kevin is never scared of anything.
16:46Mm-hmm.
16:46He always stands tall and mighty.
16:49Mm-hmm.
16:50And we're gonna show Keenan how to do this flip.
16:53That's right.
16:53Show me how to do the flip.
16:55Oh.
16:56Oh, okay.
16:56Show me how to do the flip.
16:57Yeah.
16:58You're Jordan, aren't you?
16:59No, I'm Jordan.
17:00Yeah, no, no.
17:00I'm Jordan right now.
17:01So show me how to do the flip.
17:03Okay, fine.
17:04You want the flip?
17:05You want the flip?
17:06You gonna get the fucking flip?
17:08Here it comes.
17:09Yeah, Jordan!
17:10Come on, Jordan.
17:11How does it go?
17:13I'm from, uh...
17:15I'm from North Philadelphia.
17:17You know that.
17:17So, uh, our flips are real simple.
17:19You know?
17:20I'm gonna give you a...
17:21I'm gonna give you a cartwheel with a round dog.
17:24You gotta stand up, too.
17:25Okay, let's go.
17:25Okay, this is, uh...
17:27It's been a minute since I...
17:28Oh, snap.
17:31Snap.
17:32I don't know what that is.
17:33What's that about?
17:34I think she lost something.
17:36She's looking for something down there.
17:38That's what that is.
17:39It's a quick, uh...
17:41Quick, uh...
17:43It's a quick flip.
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:45You got it, Jordan.
17:46Don't tell me what the...
17:47I know what I got.
17:48Okay.
17:51Yeah.
17:53Hey!
17:54Come on, man.
17:55Come on, now.
17:57Come on, man.
17:58That was something.
17:59Come on.
18:00You gotta do yours.
18:01Hell, I'm gonna do mine.
18:02Kenan, be careful.
18:03I'm not left-handed.
18:05Here it comes.
18:06Be careful, Kenan.
18:07Watch how I go.
18:07I fucked up my back, man.
18:08Watch how I go.
18:10Just...
18:10There it is.
18:12There it is.
18:12Yeah.
18:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:14That's enough.
18:17That's enough.
18:18That's it.
18:18Yeah.
18:19That's it.
18:20Yeah.
18:21I'm gonna try it again.
18:22Y'all show Jordan some love right now, everybody.
18:24Show Jordan.
18:25Jordan, thank you for coming on.
18:27Guys, we are looking forward to definitely seeing you in L.A. in 2028, whether you share
18:32it or not.
18:33We're looking forward to seeing you there, Kenny.
18:34That's right.
18:35I'm gonna keep practicing.
18:36Yeah, yeah, Kenny.
18:37I see my back out.
18:39I see my goddamn back out, Kenny.
18:43Now it's time for another edition of Who Said It?
18:45Lou Williams or William Shakespeare?
18:48Never give up.
18:49That's my Clipper story.
18:50Never give up.
18:52William Shakespeare.
18:53I wouldn't have survived that plague without lemon pepper wings.
18:57Again, William Shakespeare.
18:59My name is Lou Williams.
19:01Drake wrote a song about me when I was on the Raptors.
19:04This is outlandish, but that's William Shakespeare.
19:07I don't even know why he would say that.
19:09Apparently, that's from a Midsummer Night's dream.
19:11How did you do?
19:14All right, March Madness is just around the corner.
19:16Sadly, one thing will be missing this year.
19:19Sister Jean, the beloved Loyola Rambler superfan who passed away last year.
19:24She died at the age 106.
19:27It was a deep run for a deep nun.
19:29Kidding?
19:30Yes, it was.
19:31But on the bright side, good sports has its own sister.
19:34Please welcome Sister Joyce, everybody.
19:37Sister Joyce!
19:39What's up, Sister Joyce?
19:41Hey.
19:42Hey.
19:43All right.
19:44Now, wait a second, Sister Joyce.
19:45Now, before we get into this, I gotta say, it says here that you are 112 years old.
19:51But you look great. What's your secret?
19:53I use shea butter, mind my business, and drink Dr. Pepper, baby.
19:58It's good and nice.
20:00Do-do-do-do-do.
20:02Okay.
20:03Sister Joyce, the other sister, she was a big fan of the men's Loyola team.
20:07Um, is that your team, too?
20:08Oh, hell no, Kevin.
20:10I probably only got one year of life left.
20:12You think I'm a-wasting on these men?
20:15Nah.
20:15I only care about the women's teams.
20:18At the end of the day, I'm loyal to the game.
20:21Basketball is thy religion.
20:23That's Matthew 419. Check it out.
20:24Okay. Wow.
20:26All right.
20:27Now, women's college basketball is intense right now.
20:29There's so much talent on the player side and the coaches' side.
20:32Who do you think is in the race?
20:33UConn? UCLA?
20:34Ah, LSU.
20:36That's my team.
20:37LSU at your damn mind, Kevin.
20:40Man, of course you'd like them.
20:42LSU and Kim Mulkey may have had some big wins, but they played too damn much.
20:47And I can't have folks out here playing with me, all right?
20:50Look at Coach Kim Mulkey.
20:51Mm-hmm.
20:52Look at her.
20:52She out here dressed like Nature Boy Ric Flair.
20:55Woo!
20:56Mm.
20:57Yeah, I ain't saying nothing.
20:58She out here letting Flauget Lil' ass drop three mixtapes in the middle of the season.
21:03Where they do that at?
21:04Mm.
21:05You know what?
21:06I don't even blame Coach Mulkey.
21:08Mm-mm.
21:08I blame someone else from LSU.
21:10Shaq.
21:11Y'all remember his mixtapes?
21:12Oh, wow.
21:13I do.
21:13I actually do remember his mixtapes.
21:14It was called Shaq-Fu.
21:15Mm-hmm.
21:16You know, he's my friend.
21:17Mm-hmm.
21:17It was horrible, though.
21:18The mixtapes was horrible.
21:19Yeah, it wasn't good.
21:20Name-dropper.
21:21Oh, name-dropper.
21:21He's my friend.
21:22He's my friend.
21:24Good.
21:25We don't even have to talk about that.
21:26Let's move on, okay?
21:27What team should we be talking about?
21:29We need to be talking about Vandy.
21:32Mm-hmm.
21:32Back-to-back, 20-win seasons.
21:34Mm-hmm.
21:34Coach Shea Ralph leaving the shadows of Geno, however you say his last name.
21:39Y'all know the saying.
21:40Behind every great man, there's a woman rolling her eyes.
21:42Oh.
21:43That's from the book of Beyoncé.
21:45Yeah.
21:46513.
21:47Check that out.
21:48So you go, girl.
21:49Now, what Bible has the book of Beyoncé?
21:51The Nunya edition.
21:53What?
21:54I've never heard of that one.
21:55Because it's none of your damn business.
21:57All right.
21:58Okay, all right.
21:58There's tension.
21:59Okay, yeah, okay.
21:59Sister Joyce, clearly you know the game.
22:03Who do you have to win it all?
22:04I ain't gonna lie.
22:06What?
22:07I ain't gonna lie.
22:08Okay, okay.
22:09That's the sign for I ain't gonna lie.
22:10Okay.
22:11I'm finna tell the truth.
22:12Okay.
22:13It's gonna be tough to bet against Dawn Staley.
22:15She don't play.
22:16Dawn stands ten toes down with so much style.
22:20South Carolina switched from Under Armour to Nike, and Dawn said, fuck that.
22:24I'm wearing Louis V.
22:25Yeah.
22:25She ain't gonna have no problem against Louisville.
22:29Uh-huh.
22:29Good luck beating her.
22:31Mm-hmm.
22:31Okay.
22:32Oh.
22:33Hey, now.
22:33What you doing?
22:35You eating your rosary?
22:36No, no, no, no.
22:37These milkheads.
22:38Oh.
22:39Hold on.
22:40Hold on.
22:41Wait, are you really a sister?
22:43Okay, what convent are you from?
22:44Up north.
22:45It's Our Lady of Dees.
22:47Dees?
22:48Dees nuns.
22:49All right.
22:50Okay, all right.
22:50Sister Joyce, everybody, 112 years old.
22:55We spend a lot of time on Good Sports Show and love the current NBA players, but tonight,
22:59we want to take time to give a retired icon his flowers.
23:03Our next guest was part of the Showtime Lakers.
23:06Please welcome the legend himself, Kurt Rambis, everybody.
23:10Come on, Kurt.
23:12Thank you, sir.
23:13Thank you for being on the show.
23:14That's right.
23:15Welcome to the show, Kurt.
23:17Let's take a look at your highlights.
23:19Roll a clip.
23:20Rambis tips it in.
23:21Kurt Rambis is playing a superb game, and here comes Magic Johnson.
23:25Finds Rambis driving in.
23:27I know I can't see the prompter sometimes.
23:29I got to be honest with you guys, I might have to up the font soon.
23:31I can't see.
23:33Once I got to put glasses on, I think things going to go nuts.
23:36A lot of coaching vaccines, but the biggest question I have is, this shit is blurry.
23:40Vacancy.
23:41I got vaccines.
23:43You don't.
23:43I don't know what happened to my vision, but this prompter is blurry.
23:46It's vacancy.
23:47I see vaccines.
23:48That's right.
23:49That's what you see.
23:50Wait, did I read that right and go back?
23:52Oh, fuck.
23:53Do you think I need glasses?
23:54It's up to you.
24:00What just happened?
24:03This is an intervention, Kevin.
24:04What?
24:05Kurt brought a letter that he wants to read.
24:08Kevin, this is going to be really hard for me to do.
24:13I'm such a loyal fan of good sports, and your lack of eyesight has affected me negatively in the following
24:20ways.
24:22When you struggle with the teleprompter, you flub some of my favorite punchlines.
24:28And when you scrunch your face all up to read, it makes me anxious.
24:34I know what life is like in darkness, and it's time for you to get help.
24:40Wearing glasses helped me win four championship rings, and it helped me stop seeing rings around headlights at night.
24:48Yeah.
24:48Okay, guys, guys, listen.
24:52Okay, what the fuck is happening, okay?
24:54Like, like, this is, this is ridiculous.
24:56I don't have a vision problem, okay?
24:58And if I'm being honest, I just can't read, all right?
25:02That's really what the problem is.
25:03Get TMZ on the line, okay?
25:05You got your big scoop, there it is.
25:06Kevin Hart struggles with reading.
25:08I can't do it.
25:09That's my problem.
25:11Well, nice try, Kevin, but you're in denial.
25:14There is hope, though.
25:15Kurt, you want to, you want to show them what you brought?
25:16Yeah, I brought you some glasses for you to try on.
25:19Oh, nice.
25:20These are some excellent glasses.
25:22I think they'll look good on you, too.
25:24Okay.
25:24From an NBA legend.
25:25All right, Kurt.
25:26Try Kurt's first.
25:27Kurt, I don't think these are really...
25:29Let's see it.
25:31Here it comes.
25:36You ready.
25:37You ready.
25:38You ready for the game, dog?
25:40Those look nice.
25:42Those look nice.
25:42We're very proud of you, Kevin.
25:44These actually, I mean, no offense,
25:47Kurt, but I don't...
25:48I don't really know if this is my style, right?
25:50Like, I kind of feel like a...
25:52Like a black Urkel.
25:53Like, what else do you have?
25:54Do you have anything else?
25:55Well, Urkel is black.
25:58I mean, you might be a little color blind,
26:00so let's try the Horace Grants.
26:02Try the Horace Grants, huh?
26:03Oh.
26:04Let's see him.
26:06Yeah.
26:07That's Horace.
26:08Look at him.
26:10That's right.
26:11Now I look like the world's first black scuba diver.
26:14I don't...
26:14This is tough, man.
26:16Again, Kevin, I'm pretty sure
26:18that there's other black scuba divers.
26:20But maybe we need glasses
26:21with a little wider perspective.
26:23Give him the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
26:25Look at him.
26:26Hook these on.
26:27Yeah, let me see.
26:27Let's see the Kareem.
26:29Lew Alcindor.
26:33Get your nose right. Get your nose right.
26:35How do I look?
26:36That's it.
26:37Yeah.
26:39That's it.
26:41All right.
26:42Guys, stop it.
26:43That's enough.
26:44That's enough!
26:46I just need to find some glasses
26:48that will fit my own specific style.
26:51That's what I need to do.
26:52You know what?
26:52I see what's going on here.
26:54You're holding out for a Brandon deal.
26:59Yep.
27:00Yep.
27:01Okay?
27:02Kenan, listen.
27:03You think I got to where I am
27:04by just strapping any old shit on my face?
27:07Yeah.
27:07No.
27:08Cartier.
27:09What's that? Warby?
27:10Yeah.
27:11Okay.
27:12Cartier.
27:13It happened in the real time.
27:16That was perfect.
27:18What?
27:19That's a W?
27:20Yeah.
27:21Okay.
27:22Cartier.
27:22Warby Parker.
27:24LensCrafters.
27:25Hit me up!
27:25All right?
27:26Now let's sell some glasses together.
27:28That's what I want to do.
27:29Yeah.
27:29I mean, sure.
27:30That's what I want to do.
27:32That's what you want to do?
27:32I guess that's progress.
27:33Try one more pair.
27:35Because at the end of the day, I'm going to make it.
27:37I can make anything work.
27:38That's it.
27:39I'm a stylish cat.
27:40That's the one.
27:41That's the winner.
27:42This is it right here?
27:43Yeah.
27:43Okay.
27:44That's player.
27:44Okay.
27:45Don't tell...
27:46Hey, listen.
27:46You already know the kid.
27:48You know what I'm going to do.
27:50Hey, you know I can make it work.
27:52They're a little big on the side, though.
27:54Don't worry about that.
27:55That's it, right?
27:56That's the only place.
27:57By the way, this might be it.
27:59Because I can see...
28:00You can see it.
28:00Yeah, I can see clear as day right now.
28:02Well, what do you say?
28:03This doesn't happen without you, Kurt.
28:04So first and foremost, I want to say thank you.
28:06Thank you, Kurt.
28:07My pleasure.
28:08Thank you, man.
28:09Happy to help.
28:09Thank you for helping me see the truth.
28:11And you know, before you go, Kurt, before you go, what do you see in the future for the
28:15Lakers this season?
28:16Well, I see LeBron continue to amaze us all with his great play.
28:21I see Austin Reeves having the best part of his season towards the tail end.
28:26Okay.
28:27I also see Luka building upon his MVP as season.
28:32And I see our team gelling at the end of the season so that I don't think any team in
28:37the league really wants to see us in the playoffs.
28:39Is that right?
28:39Wow.
28:40Yeah.
28:40You heard it here, folks.
28:42Wow.
28:42This is Mr. Kurt Rampus, everybody, in the building.
28:46The legend.
28:47Thank you very much.
28:48The legend.
28:48Guys, we'll be right back with more good sports after this.
28:51Incredible.
28:51Yeah, I don't think I needed the intervention, bro.
28:53Man, you need to be able to see, bro.
28:55No, but I'm being honest.
28:56Just for your own comfort.
28:57I think I am struggling with my vision.
28:59I do need glasses, kid.
29:01Yeah, we try to help.
29:02Yeah.
29:02That's all it's worth.
29:03I'm going to make a call today.
29:09For all the highlights from the 2026 Winter Olympics, we go live now.
29:12to Milan, Italy.
29:13Please welcome sports analyst and the only man to ever talk over his father's dying words,
29:19the extremely animated Marty the Coyote Giovanni.
29:23What's up, Marty?
29:26Honored to be here.
29:27The Olympics represents humanity's highest ideal.
29:30Wearing spandex knowing the entire world is staring at your goddamn junk.
29:35Wow.
29:35That's true.
29:36Wow.
29:36Okay.
29:37Okay.
29:37Well, Marty, who was the most impressive athlete?
29:40Very funny, Kenan.
29:42We'll just pretend like we live in some crazy reality where you don't know it's Norwegian
29:47cross-country skiing sensation Johannes Hossflat Kleibo.
29:53I'm sorry, Marty.
29:54Who?
29:55Who?
29:55Who?
29:55What?
29:56Johannes, Hossflat, Kleibo, the pride of Trondheim, home of Sparsborg Trond Flag Folk Museum.
30:05Oh.
30:05You do not need to buy a ticket to eat in the museum's cafe.
30:09I thought you guys were goddamn sports fans.
30:12I thought I was a sports fan right up until the cafe thing.
30:16I mean, you lost me there.
30:17I smell bullshit.
30:19Okay, Marty, listen.
30:21We hear there was like some controversy in the curling event.
30:25What actually went down with that?
30:26The Canadian teams were accused of the heinous crime of double-touching the curling stone.
30:32Okay.
30:33I mean, that doesn't seem like it's that big of a deal, Marty.
30:35Oh, it's a big fucking deal, Kevin.
30:37Oh.
30:38It's just double-touching the curling stone?
30:41That's no big deal.
30:42Next thing you know, you're triple-touching.
30:44Then you're boosting cars.
30:46Then you're quadruple-touching.
30:47Then you're committing thrill-kills up and down the East Coast.
30:51Okay, Marty.
30:52Zoom in on me, please.
30:56Kids, I don't care if your friends are doing it.
30:59Don't double-touch the curling stone.
31:01Okay?
31:02Don't do it.
31:03Hey, buddy, you just saved lives today.
31:06Congratulations.
31:06Okay.
31:07All right.
31:07Now, Marty, there was a wild story out there that some ski jumpers allegedly injected hyaluronic acid into their genitals
31:14so they could wear bigger suits and improve their performance.
31:18What you hearing?
31:21I'm sorry for getting emotional, but sometimes you feel like you live in a morally bankrupt world.
31:27Then these brave, dedicated people come along and proclaim, I want to win this sport no one cares about so
31:34bad that I'm willing to inject acid into my flaccid penis.
31:40That, my friends, is the Olympic spirit.
31:43I think that's beautiful, Marty.
31:45Yeah.
31:45Yeah.
31:47Everybody, give it up for Marty.
31:49The coyotes, your body.
31:51Everyone.
31:51Thanks a lot, folks.
31:52Wow.
31:53We had a lot of fun in this little studio these past 12 episodes, Kenan.
31:57Yeah, if you haven't watched all 12 episodes, fuck you.
32:00Yeah.
32:02Yeah.
32:03Yeah.
32:03I don't know.
32:04It actually says, it says we'll get you caught up right now.
32:07Let's take a look.
32:08Okay.
32:09Three, two, one.
32:10We go.
32:11Ooh.
32:13No, that can't make the cut.
32:14All right.
32:15That's just for the audience here.
32:16Get your rack ass out of here.
32:18Get out of here.
32:18Get your rack ass out of here, man.
32:20Rack ass.
32:20Well, I'm trying to talk about us.
32:22Yeah.
32:22Let's start the show.
32:24I want to make it very clear that we understand that they all aren't going to work.
32:27Okay?
32:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:28We're going to give it our all each time.
32:29Give it our all each time.
32:31He's a wonderful mentor.
32:32They're the perfect duo.
32:34Uno, plus uno.
32:36Hey!
32:37Hey!
32:38They're the perfect comedy duo.
32:40Oh, shit.
32:41I get it.
32:41They're the perfect duo.
32:43Perfect.
32:44Shots go in without a doubt.
32:47Draining threes or twos or bricks and we'll just edit that part out.
32:51All right, that's it.
32:51Did y'all get the two I made, though?
32:53We'll use those.
32:54Fry, Eagles, Fry.
32:55Yeah.
32:56Fry, Eagles, Fry.
32:57Fuck that.
32:58Fuck that.
33:00Fuck that.
33:01Fuck that.
33:02Fuck that.
33:02Fuck that.
33:03Fuck that.
33:04Fuck that.
33:06You must like ketchup.
33:07That's why you got that ugly ass sweat on.
33:11All right, shoot it.
33:13Come on.
33:13Fuck it.
33:17I'm going to show you how to fucking deliver.
33:18I mean, if you think about it.
33:20Tyra Harding really just had the mamba mentality.
33:23When I was a kid, man, OJ did it.
33:26Like, he did it.
33:27Yeah, he did it.
33:30Woo!
33:32Hey, hey.
33:34This is ridiculous.
33:36And unprofessional.
33:37Is this a you?
33:38Oh, okay.
33:38That is the you.
33:39Pepper B.
33:42What the fuck planet are you on, Kevin?
33:44Okay, well, fucking spell it right.
33:46Delores.
33:46Delores.
33:46Jesus Christ.
33:47I mean, who spells their name like that?
33:49Girl, you can't get me a fucking star.
33:50Wrong.
33:53These might be it.
33:54I can see clear as day right now.
33:58Let's go.
33:59Yeah, it was nice to host a show with a friend for once.
34:02Well, I know.
34:04Babe Ruth was black.
34:05Oh, they're the perfect duo.
34:09And they never make a mistake.
34:11They say everything right the first time.
34:14They only ever need one day.
34:16Or two.
34:16Or ten.
34:17They're the perfect duo.
34:18And Keenan seems to master the joke.
34:20I'm totally kidding.
34:25You all right?
34:27No, it was a little stroke midway through, Keenan.
34:29I'll be honest.
34:30I don't feel that good.
34:31We're gonna get canceled.
34:32Yup.
34:33It's been a great ride, everybody.
34:34This is our last show.
34:35Beep to beep to beep.
34:36That's bullshit.
34:40You know, Keenan, before we go, I just want to say thanks to you, man.
34:44A big thank you to you.
34:45It's been a blast hosting this show with you, buddy.
34:47Oh, man.
34:48Likewise, brother.
34:49Thank you for a great season.
34:50And thank you to tonight's guests, Ego Wodum, Jordan Childs, and Mr. Kurt Rambis.
34:55I cannot wait for next season.
34:58Until then, good night and good sports.
35:01Good night and good sports!
35:09What's going on?
35:11I just went to the bathroom.
35:12No, no, no.
35:13Get your ass up.
35:15Get your quack ass out of here, man.
35:16Sorry.
35:17Get your quack ass up out of here.
35:19I apologize.
35:20Just coming around.
35:21Have a good one.
35:22All right, let's get this press conference started.
35:25Kevin, have you made a follow-up appointment with an eye doctor?
35:29And as a follow-up, is that in-network or out-of-network?
35:36I think you should mind your fucking business.
35:40Who was your favorite guest to interview last season?
35:43I don't know.
35:44Next question.
35:45Yeah, that's it.
35:50Right here.
35:52What would you say to all the little Kevins and Keenons out there watching and dreaming
35:56of becoming late-night sports clip show hosts?
36:05Uh, I think it's simple.
36:07You aiming too low.
36:09Right?
36:10Like, uh...
36:11You asked for that.
36:12Yeah, next.
36:13Go ahead.
36:13Which current professional athlete is the goodest sport?
36:18I think you're done here.
36:19Yeah, I think that's the dumbest question.
36:21What was that?
36:21Last question.
36:21Last question.
36:22Last question.
36:23Can I hold $50 real quick?
36:26Yeah, that's what I was...
36:26I knew it.
36:27Yeah.
36:28I knew it was going to be something.
36:29I appreciate it.
36:29Thanks.
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