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00:06I'm just cooking for my beloved family look I know it's gonna take some time to get used to
00:12the cameras but you just have to do your best to forget that they're here wait does that apply to
00:17everybody because I've been working on my gym from the office looks like haha that's a good
00:23one or like no no no don't zoom in and don't cook breakfast in a tuxedo here we are capturing
00:31truth
00:33is that a turkey oh boy don't film this I have an amazing plan for whenever something happens
00:40that I don't want in the movie I just tell my phone to play the Beatles cuz that ain't in
00:45the budget
00:49you know what I can't stay mad when my favorite Beatles song is playing
01:09all right a new day another fresh start with my dudes no I'm sorry
01:15point is I'm excited me too Arthur Tobin we pull this off people will see me in a whole new
01:21light
01:21like they did at the Pharrell's movie did you know he grew up Lego and I know we all have
01:28slightly
01:28different visions for the film no no we trust you you know this could work for all of us I
01:34just don't
01:34want us to come off like JLo in her documentary nice no Ben Affleck it's a good note if you
01:39need
01:39any help with the old Doc-a-rooney I got a bunch of Reggie's old stuff in the basement I've
01:43actually
01:44spent a lot of time organizing the Reggie Dinkins library it's got everything from his baby teeth
01:49to his wisdom teeth well I mean it's not just all teeth obviously you know there's football stuff in
01:56there too you know like the gold tooth that got knocked down damn it right super well whatever the
02:01documentary ends up becoming we will discover it together because the cameras will be filming
02:06everything both the highs and the lows oh you want bad stuff Reggie Dinkins will give you plenty of that
02:14wait what I do you don't even know that makes it so much worse those actually did end up being
02:26quite
02:27useful why are we outside I'm not moisturized for this Reggie we both want this to work but
02:33Brina getting on you like that is not the look you have got to lock things down in there I
02:38am very
02:38careful about what I say on camera I'm just saying it's still impressive he lost all that weight eating
02:45subway only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is that even worse guy with two guns Cleopatra
02:51black
02:52Jesus black George Washington black just deal with it okay go apologize to Brina for whatever you
03:01did we don't need that kind of drama right now I can't figure out why Brina's mad at me there
03:10isn't
03:11any birthdays or anniversaries on the calendar all the toilet seats are down I didn't put any empty
03:20cartons back in the fridge and I haven't liked any full-chested women's posts on Instagram I even
03:27asked her auntie Sheila cuz Brina tells her everything even if I did know I wouldn't tell you but let's
03:34talk about why you're taking my niece to that filthy church you know God don't like no she was busy
03:48Ashley are you gonna get that oh sorry um my therapist told me I need to spend less time on
03:54the
03:54phone okay thank you Ashley honestly not a problem okay um thank you for this Monica I wanted to start
04:03with you today in part because Reggie is how do I say this still just doing the most did he
04:10wear his
04:10tuxedo he did but you I mean but let me just say I respect a contemplative Queen uh-huh so
04:21you were
04:23a Quincy McGoo scholar at Rutgers first in your class at the Wisconsin School of Business but I don't want
04:29to talk to Monica restinct us yet I would like to start off today by talking to little Moni Reese
04:36hi
04:38sweetie are you excited about all the stuff you're going to accomplish I'm not doing baby talks but
04:45yeah sure I always had big dreams if you think by staying quiet I'm going to start talking just to
04:58break the silence to be fair that trick really works on Rusty why are you saying anything I hate
05:04this are you mad at me okay here's something when I'm alone I like to write rock raps fine I'll
05:10do
05:11one I'm a lyrical spiritual miracle on the spherical earth since birth where did you go please stop me
05:18and do I look like Rusty Boyd to you huh um you know what why don't we just get some
05:25air for a minute
05:26interviews are like jazz you have to improvise feel it out like wow okay you can stop looking at me
05:47like that now cause I got you this here I'm sorry
05:57does this mean you figured out what you did wrong I was mean to you in a dream I got
06:03you a purse didn't I
06:04you always get me a purse or shoes or you hire Flo Rida to come and sing while I work
06:09out but you never
06:10actually apologize to me like you mean it she's got a point my dad spent his formative years being told
06:15it could do no wrong at Rutgers they had to rename an entire building because he kept misreading the
06:20sign so he still has trouble realizing when he messes up but he wants everyone to be happy so if
06:26you're
06:26mad at him he just buys you stuff it's dope I mean my parents got divorced I got a crossbow
06:33I was five it's
06:35it's not a real apology if you don't know what you're apologizing for here's also a necklace
06:47see you got to be a bro help me out here find out what I did so I could get
06:52out the doghouse mmm I
06:54I don't really want to snitch I'll make it worth you a while
07:01snitches get stitches yo
07:05specifically these I blow off lights check out that stitching huh
07:11look Arthur you think taking me back to the old neighborhood is gonna release a flood of emotions
07:17it's not this place has changed this is all empty lots when I was going up this cell phone store
07:24they
07:25used to sell landlines I mean I barely even recognized the playground
07:35it looks exactly the same how it's landmark because Nas lost his virginity on the seesaw
07:43oh do you remember making this now oh my god my handprints oh
08:03how did you even find this place I haven't thought about it in ages so I talked to your cousin
08:10the nurse
08:10of the bitch I couldn't get in contact with the bitch but your cousin Roxy told me all about double
08:15dutch
08:16yes I used to come to this place every day after school I was always the jumper and I was
08:21good yeah
08:26watch this
08:31and did little Moni Reese ever imagine where her life would take her you're marrying an NFL superstar seeing the
08:39bright lights of Buffalo Cincinnati
08:42Jacksonville
08:42things change so fast
08:47that first year in college
08:49Reggie got famous like that
08:51right yes yes the uh the famous food poisoning game remember the name Reggie
08:55Dinkins folks the freshman is leading Rutgers to a stunning upset over number two Penn State all while battling severe
09:02food poisoning
09:03gross Jimmy you said it Brian right the food poisoning game
09:09what's that why the air quotes hey didn't you say earlier you wanted to talk to little Moni how widdle
09:18were you thinking ga ga goo goo
09:21hey man turns out bikini crab on mass singer was Arnold Schwarzenegger
09:28how did you know it was me TV off
09:33Brina please I cannot handle you icing me out like this or dressing like that it leads so much to
09:40the imagination and you know I don't got a good imagination
09:43well you don't deserve to see what's under here look I know what I did wrong and if you're really
09:49upset about me starting the dishwasher while you were still eating your breakfast I guess I'm sorry finally but God
09:56forbid you hand wash your own
09:57cereal bowl
09:58you should be happy I do dishes at all I'm rich I'm old I don't have to do anything
10:05so it's really dumb of you to get mad about it oh my God you are the worst at apologies
10:13You want me to call Flo Rida what's the point no matter how good I apologize is never good enough
10:18After the whole gambling thing I beg for forgiveness and what did it give me
10:23Tom's man of the year
10:26But like when they gave it to Hitler
10:29Yeah
10:29Yeah you apologized real good back then
10:33Reggie you let a lot of people down what do you want to say to them
10:37I guess I'm sorry if anybody's dumb enough to be offended
10:40But I ain't do anything wrong
10:42You should be happy you're getting to watch me play football
10:45But I apologize or whatever
10:47Here you go baby
10:50Rose gold hardware nice
10:52But that's not much of an apology
10:54Oh where are you going?
10:56Where is she going?
10:58And that's one of the better ones
10:59You told Ann Curry that it wasn't you who gambled it was the one-armed man
11:03It worked in the future it is
11:05It didn't he went to jail
11:06Fine
11:08What do you want from me?
11:10I said I'm sorry
11:11And we all know that an apology wouldn't have changed anything no matter how I said it
11:17I devoted my whole life to entertaining you people
11:20Are you not entertained?
11:23Gladiator
11:23Nice
11:24The only thing this country loves more than a hero is tear one down
11:29Tiger woods y'all
11:31Can't believe we talk about gambling in 2026 when everybody has a casino in their pocket now
11:36Oh he's talking about your phone sheep
11:39And guess what there's probably a racial component to this
11:42Always a racial component
11:43Subtext Rusty
11:45Subtext
11:46I'm done apologizing to everyone
11:48Yeah you sheep I'm gonna kill you
11:50And they ain't never gonna find a body
11:52Whoa
11:52She lost her man
11:54Rusty's coming
11:55Where'd you go?
11:55Come back
12:01Right
12:01The food poisoning game
12:04The food poisoning game
12:08Wiggle wiggle said the little fingies
12:13But why?
12:15Okay here's what's up
12:16I feel like my using air quotes earlier has gotten blown way out of proportion
12:21See I'm one of those people that uses air quotes to emphasize important stuff
12:26Like food poisoning game
12:28I love my son
12:30The Supreme Court should have term limits
12:33See?
12:35This is fun
12:37Oh man the food poisoning game
12:40Oh Reggie blew up after that
12:42Jim Carrey played him on In Living Color
12:45It was a different time
12:47Different time
12:47Yeah
12:47Here we go
12:48So you looking for anything specific?
12:50You know we got everything man
12:52We got like magazines and videos
12:56Oh we got the single Weird Al released about Reggie
13:00Food Poison
13:01The Tudor Bell Biv DeVoe is Poison
13:04That food is Poison
13:07Poison
13:08P-p-p-p-p-p-actual poison
13:10You never trust food that's been out for a while
13:16Not his best
13:18Alright Reggie let's talk about the food poisoning game
13:22The food poisoning game
13:23Finally yes
13:24We could talk about something I don't have to apologize for
13:28So can you explain why your archive contains seemingly every copy of the October 16th 1993 edition of the Penn
13:37State Student Newspaper
13:38That was a big game
13:40Monica would always buy up stories about me
13:43Right
13:43But this paper is from the day of the game
13:46So the food poisoning game hadn't actually happened yet
13:51What's up with your fingies?
13:57I had nothing to do with that
13:59I think
14:03I know what happened
14:04Ready
14:07Okay fellas
14:08Look at this football freshman prank
14:10We're gonna steal Penn State's mascot
14:13It's a tiny lion
14:14Nittany lion man
14:16Nittany?
14:17What does Nittany mean?
14:19Nittany means big!
14:21Oh god!
14:23That's you, isn't it Reggie?
14:27How did you really get sick that night?
14:31I had to swim across a freezing river
14:33Just to get away from that damn lion
14:36I must have swallowed a gallon of Pennsylvania trash water
14:40That game is a part of my heroic origin story, Arthur Tobin
14:44Why are you interrogating the myth?
14:46Instead of being the weekend that launched your career, it could have ended it
14:49If you'd been caught, you would have lost your scholarship
14:51But I didn't get caught
14:52How did you even
14:56Zoom in on me dramatically?
15:00Monica
15:02Young man
15:03No son of mine
15:05Wait
15:06You don't have a face tattoo?
15:08I sent that text from his phone
15:10How could you?
15:11You know my two biggest fears are Carmelo getting a face tattoo
15:14Or marrying someone who doesn't understand my vibe
15:17Sorry I had to use you like that, son
15:18But I needed to get your mother here to yell at her
15:24All good
15:27The hell, Monica?
15:28Penn State was one of the few things in my career I can still be proud of
15:31And you told Arthur Tobin how it went down?
15:35To be fair, she didn't actually say anything
15:37But her air quotes doth protest too much, methinks
15:41He's a sneaky little punk ass
15:43Doesn't matter how it happened
15:44It's out there now
15:46How would you like if I told everybody about the time
15:48He dressed as Pocahontas on Halloween?
15:50It was okay back then
15:52I think
15:52And you wouldn't even have a career in the first place if it wasn't for me
15:55I bought up all those newspapers
15:57I got the negatives from the school paper by giving the photographer my bra
16:01I actually tracked that guy down
16:03Your bra's in the archives now
16:05This is the archives for?
16:06Who are your damn archives?
16:07You know what?
16:07You should be thanking me
16:08For pulling your ass out of the fire
16:10If you talk about that lua on our honeymoon, thank you
16:13I am talking about Penn State and every other day since then
16:17Okay, let's uh, let's go deeper on that guys
16:19Shut up!
16:21But yes, let's
16:22Yesterday I was reminded of a time before all this
16:25When I was fun and carefree
16:27And didn't get lower back pain from double dutching
16:29Oh, but sorry for messing up for the first time ever
16:38That was a bad apology
16:40Why she gotta be all dismissed and what not?
16:43My feelings matter
16:44Let's go deeper on that, Reddy
16:46You know, Brina might have felt the same way
16:48Let me get there on my own
16:57Fine, just tell me
16:59Okay, where's the dumb archive where you keep all of Reggie's stuff?
17:03You really should knock before you just bust in here for so many reasons
17:06Nudity, the way that I eat, home alone traps
17:10Hey, okay, come on, be careful
17:13There's a system here
17:14We need to get rid of some of this stuff
17:16I don't even know what kind of garbage you got in here
17:18Garbage? You call this garbage?
17:21The mayor of Philadelphia threw this at Reggie during an Eagles game
17:26Monica's stuff
17:27Great
17:28Let's start with this
17:29Come on
17:33Aw, you wore that to Reggie's first signing meeting
17:38It was okay back then
17:40Oh, gosh
17:44Oh, no, that you could toss
17:45Just a stupid, meaningless old jump rope
17:47That's filthy garbage, I hate it
17:59Hey, Brie, look, playing football, all I was ever taught to do was run forward unless I had to go
18:08lateral or backwards to evade a defender or a flea flicker
18:11You know, one time, the coach made me take a safety just to eat up the clock
18:14Is this somehow supposed to be an apology?
18:17It's coming, let me cook
18:20Listen, as an athlete, you're taught never to dwell on mistakes
18:24You make it up on the next play
18:26But I get it now
18:28Sometime when you don't look back, it seems like you don't care
18:31And I couldn't even apologize, right?
18:34For the nitniest mistake I've ever made
18:37Nitniest?
18:38Nitni means big
18:39What I'm saying is that I don't want to mess up like that with you
18:43Well, a dishwasher wasn't really that big a deal
18:46I mean, why is either of us doing our own dishes?
18:49I'm still sorry for all the terrible apologies
18:53You deserve better when I'm done trying to buy forgiveness with gifts
19:00I know I gotta try harder to listen, pay attention, and love you right
19:06And I know money can't buy any of that
19:09Thank you, baby
19:11And Mello, I haven't been fair to you either
19:14No, no, no, no more
19:16Trying to buy my son's forgiveness with concert tickets, sneakers, and chains
19:22But now I know none of that matters to you
19:25Nope
19:27Just your love
19:28That's right
19:29So from now on, you get real apologies
19:35I'm really sorry I broke your laptop trying to kill a spider
19:39Wait, you did what?
19:40That broken laptop?
19:42Could have gotten me a payday
19:45And why is Brady even trying to make my dad be like an actual adult dad
19:49Instead of a bro with a black card?
19:53What? I hear it
19:54And I know this is good for us, but I don't have to like it
19:59Arthur
20:01I'm sorry I called you a sneaky little travel-sized punk ass
20:04You actually didn't say all of that, but yeah, apology accepted
20:09Getting used to all this isn't gonna be easy
20:12And digging up the past is scary
20:16But because of you, I just double-dutched for the first time in 30 years
20:19Hey, that's fantastic
20:28Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
20:30What did you say?
20:30Nothing, what did you say?
20:36Jazz
20:37It's been an interesting couple of days, Reggie actually apologized for, well, the last 30 years
20:43And I think he meant it
20:45He didn't just give me a bag, not that I mind the bag
20:48I however I'm still waiting for Monica to apologize for blowing up my Penn State
20:54story here you go baby oh nice sweet like bear meat apology accepted hey hey
21:08hey you cannot be here without a kid that's not okay yeah sorry you're right
21:13so said I feel so carefree it's amazing oh you cannot film kids in a park just go
21:21yeah
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