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00:00Welcome to Out of Order, the show where comedians compete to find out who's the best judging character.
00:27Let's meet them!
00:46Oh, my.
00:49This way.
00:50I'll say this out loud before we get going.
00:56Tonight, I am horny.
01:03I can teach you a lot, Kyle.
01:09It's your own outfit.
01:11You were turned on by your own outfit.
01:14Say hello to Catherine and Kyle!
01:19Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
01:25Do you want me to back into you from the front or from the back?
01:38Why are those the only two options?
01:41Why is the available seat also not an option for you?
01:45You look so uncomfortable, you look like a white man who's about to eat jerk chicken for the first time.
02:02You've seen other TV shows, right?
02:13You've seen other hosts.
02:15Michael Parkinson didn't get on Muhammad Ali's lap.
02:20Right, I'm going to ditch him out.
02:24Whoa!
02:25Whoa!
02:26Whoa!
02:27Whoa!
02:28That's our team!
02:29We've got to win this.
02:30We've got to find out.
02:31We've got to find out.
02:32We've got to find out.
02:33We've got to find out.
02:34We've got to find out.
02:35We've got to find out.
02:36We've got to find out.
02:37We've got to find out.
02:38We've got to find out.
02:39And joining us tonight is Rudy's regular!
02:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:52Right, El, Sophia, Scott, Catherine and Kyle.
02:59Come on over and play some Snap Judgment!
03:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:14Thank you, D&H.
03:16You've got to decide if this lot have answered yes or no to the questions.
03:27And, say, come and play!
03:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:37Have they skinny-tips?
03:39LAUGHTER
03:40Mmm...
03:42Ellie, I feel like that's a yes.
03:45Yeah.
03:47Oh.
03:48Something's the other side.
03:49I feel like that's a no.
03:50LAUGHTER
03:52I feel like something in me felt like it was a no.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Inspiration comes from so many areas
04:12Hustled
04:14Pair of colour ball twats
04:18Absolutely, damn
04:22Right, KF
04:24Got to be
04:26Yeah, I can see, I can literally see him running in sea
04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:32Don't cover it up, that's an obstruction to our process
04:36Got to be, yes
04:38KF
04:40Yes
04:42Yay
04:44How did you run in?
04:46Oh
04:48Boom, boom, boom
04:50Boom
04:52Splash
04:54So be, yeah
04:58Maybe, I think, maybe, you know
05:00A little summer camp thing
05:02It immediately sounds like you're starting to write erotic fanfic
05:06No, I'm saying it was summer camp
05:08So, yeah
05:10Sevilla
05:12No, I haven't
05:13Oh
05:14What has she done for that?
05:16Yeah
05:17Catfrey
05:18I just think
05:20Katherine has had a wild past
05:22Yeah
05:23Yeah
05:24Yeah, I'd say yes
05:26Catfrey
05:27Obviously, yes
05:28Yeah
05:29Yeah
05:30Yeah
05:31Yeah
05:32Yeah
05:33Scott
05:34I'm gonna say
05:35Yes
05:36Okay
05:37Scott
05:38No
05:39Oh
05:40Oh
05:42I can't ruin my makeup
05:44Even I've skinny dipped
05:46Really?
05:47Oh
05:48That's the worst thing ever
05:52Oh my god
05:55Two very different reactions to me and kyle skinny dipping
05:59When he ran in the water partied, when you ran in the water took me
06:04Right
06:06And the next one
06:10Do they do the big shop?
06:12Do they do the big shop?
06:14Ellie, I feel like you're just, you're out, you're having a good time
06:17Yeah
06:18I don't think you've got time to be doing no big shop
06:20Oh
06:21No, I don't do a big shop
06:22No
06:23Yay
06:24Hello
06:25Wow
06:27Do you know there's something very daddy about you
06:31Thank you
06:32Like respo-
06:34Like respo-
06:35Like there's this like responsibleness about him
06:44So we say you do daddy
06:47I didn't say that
06:49I'd like to categorize
06:51I didn't say that
06:52KF?
06:54No, I don't
06:55Oh
06:56I have a
06:58Someone who works alongside me
07:00Huh?
07:01She's got a Costco card
07:03And me got a PA?
07:06Yeah
07:07Your PA
07:08Your PA does your food shop?
07:13Yeah
07:14Yeah
07:17That's what happens when you get that ghost money baby
07:20Yeah
07:21Now it's all gone
07:24Right
07:25Flat no
07:26Flat no
07:27You don't do the big shop?
07:28No
07:29No
07:30No I don't
07:31Oh, Katherine
07:32I think Katherine does the big shop
07:34But she doesn't do it
07:35Yeah, I think she delegates
07:37I think she would pick it
07:38And it's a big shop whether online or
07:40She does a big shop
07:42Okay, alright
07:43I think so
07:44Yeah
07:45She does the big shop
07:46Katherine
07:47Do I ever do the big shop?
07:49Yes
07:50I love the big shop
07:51I do not delegate the big shop
07:52The fridge is important to me
07:53I do a great big shop
07:55Scott
07:56I mean, I feel like he's out there living his best life
07:59I think he's like a pick and go
08:01Yeah, agree
08:02I feel like a Saturday pick that
08:03I don't know about a big shop
08:04Agree
08:05Scott
08:06Great
08:07No I don't do the big shop
08:08Go
08:09Go
08:10Go
08:11Go
08:13Go
08:14Go
08:15Go
08:16Go
08:17Go
08:18Go
08:19Go
08:20Go
08:21Go
08:27Go
08:29Go
08:30Go
08:31Go
08:32Go
08:33Go
08:34Have you ever...
08:36He gets his PA to do it.
08:42Elle, I think you've broken a lot of hearts.
08:45Yeah, I agree.
08:47I don't want to give the opposition team advice,
08:49but don't trust her fucking face.
08:55So you're saying yes.
08:58I think Elle is exactly the kind of babe who's ditching dates.
09:01Elle. Yes, I have.
09:03How harsh did they?
09:05And you should have.
09:06Definitely.
09:08I think that Nish has been polite to ditch a date.
09:11We're going to say no.
09:13Nish.
09:14I have, of course, never ditched a date.
09:18So bad, yeah.
09:20You're pretty, you're little, you're sexy, you're smart.
09:24I think she's ditching dates.
09:26I can't imagine her matching with those kind of guys
09:29and being like, yeah, we'll go on a date.
09:31I feel like she'd just be like, no, not for me.
09:32Oh.
09:33You think the selection process is too high?
09:35I think so.
09:36So you're saying no.
09:39No.
09:40Severe.
09:41No, I haven't.
09:42I'm a kept woman.
09:43You're kept!
09:44What do you mean?
09:45I've been met for the last 13 years.
09:46Okay.
09:47J.J.
09:48I can imagine Judy being like, I haven't got time for the small talk.
09:51We're not doing all this back and forth texting.
09:52Left me up.
09:53And then straight away.
09:54No, not for me.
09:55See that.
09:56No, not for me.
09:57See that.
09:58Well, I'm happy to go with your...
09:59No, you guys have a special connection.
10:00I think maybe...
10:01What I saw, the chemistry about the ocean.
10:05I would say yes.
10:06Yes.
10:07Yes.
10:08I would say yes.
10:09Yes.
10:10Judy?
10:11Yes, I have.
10:12Several times.
10:13Yay!
10:14Good job.
10:15I think yes.
10:16I think I'm going to make a snap decision.
10:18I think there are people trying to get to Scott and Scott's getting out.
10:20Scott?
10:21No.
10:22Oh!
10:23Right.
10:24No.
10:25No.
10:26No.
10:27No.
10:28No.
10:29No.
10:30No.
10:31No.
10:32No.
10:33No.
10:34No.
10:35No.
10:36No.
10:37No.
10:38No.
10:39No.
10:40No.
10:41No.
10:42No.
10:43No.
10:44No.
10:45No.
10:46No.
10:47Right.
10:48Next one.
10:49Have they had a wank at work?
10:55Oh.
10:56As a lady, having a wank is not something you can just do in a janitor's closet.
11:02Oh, yeah, Kat.
11:08I don't think that.
11:09Yeah.
11:10No.
11:11We say no.
11:12Oh.
11:13No, I haven't had a wank at work.
11:14Aw.
11:15Um, Nish, obviously, yes.
11:21I don't think we should say yes for Nish.
11:24All right.
11:25No, Nish.
11:26No.
11:27Really?
11:28Okay.
11:29Nish?
11:30Yes, I have.
11:31Yes!
11:32Yes!
11:33Yes!
11:34Yes!
11:35Yes!
11:36Why are you wanking at work?
11:39Can I just say, in my early twenties, I had a string of very boring office jobs, and I did
11:46masturbate, not really out of any sexual impulse, but out of sheer boredom.
11:51I didn't think I could have a lower opinion.
11:57Yet here we are.
11:58Sophia?
11:59She said she's been in a relationship for 13 years.
12:12So, yes?
12:14She's not getting off at home.
12:16Yes.
12:17Yes, I have.
12:18Wow!
12:19Come on, Sophia, you're actually boring yourself.
12:23Well, basically, it was the last week or so of working at the office, and I thought,
12:28you know what?
12:29Let me take a little video, a sexy video, to send to my partner.
12:33So, yeah, that's what happened.
12:34I love that!
12:35Judy, she's a lady.
12:36Not in those outfits.
12:37Not in those shoes.
12:38No.
12:39You always get someone else to do it for you.
12:40None.
12:41Scott's a tricky one again.
12:42Um...
12:43Okay, I had a good instinct with Nish, and you steered me wrong, so I think you, you
12:46know what?
12:47You know what?
12:48You know what?
12:49Let me take a little video, a sexy video, to send to my partner.
12:51So, yeah, that's what happened.
12:52I love that!
12:53Judy, she's a lady.
12:54Not in those outfits.
12:55Not in those shoes.
12:56No.
12:57You always get someone else to do it for you.
12:58No.
12:59No.
13:00No.
13:01You steered me wrong, so I think you, you know, redeem yourself.
13:04You tell us if you think Scott's wanking at work or not.
13:09No.
13:10Scott?
13:11No.
13:12Oh, there you go.
13:13There you go.
13:14There you go.
13:15There you go.
13:16There you go.
13:17What's up?
13:18What's up?
13:19What's up?
13:20What's up?
13:21What's up?
13:22What's up?
13:23What's up?
13:24What's up?
13:25What's up?
13:26What's up?
13:27What's up?
13:28What's up?
13:29What's up?
13:30What's up?
13:31It's good!
13:32It's good!
13:33è©ž
13:37After the break, find out which one of my regulars accidentally got gizzed on at work.
13:51See you in the minute!
14:09Welcome back!
14:11I actually worked on my regulars
14:16and got gist on at work.
14:20And I can reveal...
14:23It is...
14:24Scott!
14:27What?
14:29Scott!
14:31What happened?
14:33So, basically, I used to manage someone in the adult performer world.
14:36I went to all the collabs with them,
14:38because we had collabed with other men, other women,
14:41and I was normally filming it.
14:44One guy said to me, you know, it shoots quite fast,
14:46so maybe just stand back a little bit.
14:48And I'm thinking, can't be shooting that far, surely?
14:51All of a sudden, it's literally, like, shooting right at me.
14:56I'm trying to step back and film it as well,
14:58but obviously getting the right angles,
15:00and it was flinging everywhere.
15:01Oh!
15:04Catherine, do you have any career advice for Scott?
15:12If you're going to be in the adult film assistant industry,
15:16is it jizz or commission?
15:18Do you know it's a percentage?
15:20Um, but also, I would get litigious.
15:23Where there's a stain, there's a claim, you know?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Round of applause for Scott!
15:29I think it's time for the number of bloody rounds!
15:39So, Sophia, Saffron, Trey, Tracey W, and Elliot.
15:49Come on over and play Get In Line!
15:54You're both playing this round.
16:05I want you to choose who you think has spent the most money
16:14in a single day, and who has spent the least?
16:22Oh!
16:25Right, come on, let's get into it.
16:30What are your initial thoughts?
16:34Elliot, how much money do you have in Bitcoin right now?
16:37Zero.
16:39Oh, OK, I thought Elliot might have some crypto.
16:41Elliot, did you buy that jumper yourself?
16:44Yep.
16:45He don't spend shit.
16:46LAUGHTER
16:48I was getting a lot of compliments on this today.
16:50When you go into an Aldi, do they say to you, the usual?
16:53LAUGHTER
16:54Sophia described herself earlier as a kept woman.
16:57Yes!
16:58She did say, she said kept woman.
17:00We know you got fired from your last job for making amateur pornography.
17:03LAUGHTER
17:05What do you do now?
17:06I'm a freelancer.
17:07That's definitely the least.
17:09Yeah.
17:10What does your husband do?
17:12Computer-related stuff.
17:13Oh, she didn't give us much.
17:14Oh, she didn't give us much.
17:15Lack her.
17:16Computer, exactly.
17:17Life sounds illegal.
17:18I know.
17:19Computer.
17:20I think Tracy could be spontaneous.
17:24Like, I feel like she could see something like,
17:26oh, my God, we've got to get it, I've got to get it, I've got to get it.
17:28Yeah.
17:29And get it.
17:30You're married, right?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Are you sure, sweetheart?
17:33Yeah.
17:34Are you sure, sweetheart?
17:35LAUGHTER
17:36Yes!
17:37Tracey, did you just get divorced five minutes ago?
17:41LAUGHTER
17:42Um...
17:43Tray, you know, Tray really confuses me.
17:47Tray, you are an enigma.
17:49Um, you look very fancy, but, I mean, who knows about Tray?
17:53Safran, what do you do for a job?
17:55Um, so I just have men that dress up in pig costumes
17:58and they give me money, and I humiliate them.
18:01I'm sorry, what?
18:03I'll wait to the end of this and then I'll see if I have more people.
18:06LAUGHTER
18:08I'm so shocked by this.
18:10What?
18:11Does everyone know about this apart from me and me?
18:13Yeah, what happened?
18:14Sis, you can't pretend to be surprised.
18:21LAUGHTER
18:22You and Safran have hung out with us.
18:28LAUGHTER
18:29Safran, when was the last time you booked a holiday
18:32and the flight was within 24 hours?
18:35Do you know what?
18:36I go on holiday and then I come back the next day
18:38cos I just don't...it's not my thing.
18:40LAUGHTER
18:41You got money to...
18:42Yeah, you got money to blow.
18:43You got money to embrace.
18:44I feel like Elliot's got, like, a secret hobby.
18:46Yes, that's exactly what I was going to say!
18:48Yes.
18:49Elliot?
18:50Yeah, that is true.
18:51Well, it's not secret to me, but...
18:52What is it?
18:53What is that?
18:54What is your hobby?
18:55Pokemon.
18:56Pokemon cards.
18:57Oh, he's paid the most stupid amount of money for Pokemon.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Shiny one.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Yeah.
19:04So, yeah, that's enough questions.
19:05Now, time for your decisions.
19:14Please put your rosy ass on who you think has spent the most money in a single day and who has spent the least.
19:29Judy, Nick, your rock first.
19:35I think Elliot's figurines thing means that he spent the most on a single thing in a single day.
19:42Yeah.
19:43It's in between Elliot and Tracy.
19:45Who do you reckon?
19:46Captain?
19:47Go for what you said.
19:48Elliot.
19:49I think it's Elliot because I think...
19:50Yeah.
19:51Yeah.
19:52I think it's most.
19:53And who do you think is least?
19:54I'm going to go for saffron.
19:57We're not saying you're broke.
19:59We're saying that they spend on you.
20:02The bacon wrangler?
20:04Oh, I love that.
20:07I'm going to put that in my bio.
20:10I'm happy to donate that.
20:13I actually have no use for it.
20:15Red Cap and team, we are both next.
20:23So, I think we agree with Judy and Nisha's team that Elliot has probably with a hobby like that spent the most in a single day.
20:33Yeah, I think so.
20:34And it was probably a good investment.
20:36And then in terms of least, I think a freelancer with like a tech computer husband, she's making calculated financial decisions.
20:47Mm.
20:48Right.
20:49Happy?
20:50Yeah.
20:51Great.
20:52Oh, we're locked in!
20:58I see you in a correct order.
21:04Elliot, you're the least.
21:07No!
21:08What?
21:09And then the most saffron!
21:12The most saffron!
21:14Well, that means nobody's got any points!
21:25We got tricked by Elliot.
21:28Guys, let's talk numbers.
21:32In a single day, Elliot has spent £500.
21:42Tracy has spent £2.5k.
21:48Whoa!
21:49Sophia, 4k.
21:53Oh!
21:54Tracy, £10,550.
22:01Specific.
22:02But in a single day, saffron has spent £12,000!
22:13APPLAUSE
22:14That's what!
22:15You think it's easy to spend £12,000 in a day?
22:30I think all women agree it is.
22:32It's so easy.
22:33What the shit are you spending?
22:36So I knew it was coming to the end with this guy who I'd been dating.
22:43He was just doing my head in.
22:44And then I said, OK, we'll do like a final goodbye dinner at the Dorchester.
22:47So we've done that.
22:48And then he wanted to go out.
22:50And I was like, well, I've really got nothing to wear to go out.
22:52And then he was like, oh, well, you could just go and pick something in Zara.
22:56And I was like, yeah, let's not do that.
22:57Let's go to Selfridges.
22:58Because it was goodbye anyway.
23:00I was like, let me rinse this situation.
23:02Shoes, handbags, an outfit.
23:04And then we went out.
23:05And then I told him after that night out that it's not working.
23:08Whoa!
23:09You're giving me some inspiration.
23:13LAUGHTER
23:15Ellie, you spent the most money on a Lego set.
23:23Yep.
23:24How do you think it'll feel when you lose your virginity?
23:33LAUGHTER
23:42Regulation, go back to your stage!
23:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:51To you in the beginning!
23:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:09Welcome back.
24:11One of my regulars is going to tell you a fact.
24:16I'm going to tell you a fact and it's up to you to decide whether it's about them or really about me.
24:32Tracy K?
24:34Hello.
24:35Take it away.
24:37Okay. One of us has a necklace made of our own labia. Is it me or Rosie?
24:44What? What?
24:46What's a labia? What do you mean made of?
24:50Did you just say what's a labia?
24:57I don't know what that is.
24:59Okay.
25:01What is a labia? Tell me.
25:07I thought it was something like you pushed out after birth.
25:13Sometimes it is, Deanna.
25:16That's what it was.
25:18Great.
25:22Time for your answers.
25:25Is it me or Tracy K?
25:29There is no way that you have a necklace of your own labia and it hasn't been rubbed directly in my face.
25:38We would have seen it. We would have smelt it. We would have known.
25:42Plus, you're utilizing 100% of your labia all the time. I have worn your labia like a necklace but it's still a challenge.
25:52So are you both saying Tracy K?
25:57You bet.
25:58Well, I can reveal that it is, of course, Tracy K!
26:12Ah!
26:13I'm not supposed to rub it in!
26:15Oh, my God!
26:17Tracy!
26:18Tracy!
26:19Don't take the labia!
26:22Tracy!
26:23What happened?
26:25Well, I stayed awake for surgery and they were taking the flaps to the bin.
26:31And I was like, oh, excuse me, can I keep those?
26:33And then they said, yeah, go ahead.
26:35Yeah.
26:36I want to see it!
26:37Yeah!
26:38It's attached so I can't get it off for you.
26:39And can we see the result?
26:44That is so cool.
26:49Oh, and they made them sparkly.
26:51Yeah.
26:52Oh, I love that.
26:53That's really cool.
26:54That's cool.
26:55Glittery, do you want to see?
27:00I like that you've kept the shape.
27:02Yeah, yeah.
27:03I mean, they were quite big.
27:04Yeah.
27:05So it was easy.
27:06I'm very comfortable.
27:07You're OK, though.
27:08I'm very comfortable.
27:09Would you like to see the labia?
27:12So, how long did you keep it before you made it into a necklace?
27:21Well, it was on my French dresser in the kitchen for two years.
27:24That's why I don't eat from people.
27:30Tracy K!
27:32Very cool, baby.
27:33I love that.
27:34Cool.
27:35That means both teams got it right!
27:39I've had a little rifle from my regulars' camera rolls, and that's just stealing their
28:01pant details as struck gold.
28:06Photos of their underwear.
28:11Both teams need to match their pants to their pillock.
28:20Regulars, if you can see your undercrackers right there, come on forward.
28:31I've got this in one.
28:32I've smashed it.
28:33And feel like, before you get going, which one of you fucking perverts put their pants on to take a picture?
28:48Which one of you fucking perverts put their pants on
28:58to take a picture?
29:01Who thought, you know what?
29:05The nation deserves to see my knobs.
29:14What are you thinking?
29:17Kael, as soon as you called your regulars down,
29:21he felt very confident and he said to me,
29:23Catherine, I've got this in one.
29:24I've got it.
29:25Yeah, me too.
29:26How do you have the special talent?
29:27I need a closer look at five because I can't really work out what that is.
29:30I know five.
29:31I know five.
29:32I've got a really good instinct.
29:35That's half a butcher.
29:36I think I know who four is.
29:38Oh, okay.
29:39The only thing that's throwing me is two.
29:42That's a heavy flow day, Kael.
29:44It looks like the second stage of making a paper airplane.
29:49Yeah.
29:53Catherine, please match their knickers to the nincompoop.
30:03Okay.
30:05Julie, I don't want to objectify you, but I think you've got huge cans.
30:15And they're beautiful, and I think you're number one.
30:18Yep.
30:19I'm confused between Trey and Deborah because personally, I wear knickers like number two.
30:27And they're high-waisted, but they're also like high leg.
30:30I think they can be very sexy.
30:32Mm.
30:32Kael, what would be your romantic preference?
30:37Between two and three.
30:39I love the red.
30:41Yeah.
30:41So I'd go three.
30:43And who do you think that is?
30:45I think, and this is based on the shoes, I think it's Trey.
30:50Okay.
30:51Yeah.
30:51And that leaves us with Deborah at two.
30:53Yeah.
30:54So we're going Julie, Deborah, Trey, Ben, Stewart, that little freak.
31:00Yeah.
31:02Right.
31:03Judy.
31:06I'm torn because I feel like Stewart is quite calm and collected and stuff.
31:12So it's like, I want to go to four, but then I think maybe that hidden freak, crazy,
31:18undercover, he'd have the one place where he'd be able to show a bit of vibrancy.
31:23Can I just say, you think five is the hidden freak and not the person who sent a picture of
31:27their dick?
31:28Yeah.
31:32Joseph and his Technicolor underpants had the decency to take them off.
31:35I know.
31:36I think Ben could be five.
31:38Oh.
31:39I think Stewart would be four.
31:42I could just see Stewart almost putting out on a dating profile and thinking it was appropriate.
31:48What do you think?
31:49Am I just picking on him?
31:50I'm very uncomfortable.
31:52Okay.
31:54To make you feel more uncomfortable, would you like to know that I always
32:03match my underwear to my top?
32:08I think three is, um, Trey.
32:19Deborah in one and Julie in two.
32:21So you're saying Deborah, Julie, Trey, Stewart and Ben.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Right, right, girls, please go and stand next to your underwear.
32:41Ooh.
32:43You got it.
32:44Yeah.
32:45That's a really good job.
32:47You'll catch it.
32:48Oh.
32:49Woo!
32:49We was close.
32:51What's that?
32:52Oh!
32:53Ball!
32:54Oh, yes!
32:55You're going to be right.
32:57I mean it.
32:59I've seen you on Tinder, Stewart.
33:03Oh, God.
33:05That means Catherine and Kael, you got one point.
33:12And Judy and Nick, you got two points.
33:18Woo!
33:22And at the end of that round, Catherine and Kael are in the lead.
33:29Woo!
33:30Woo!
33:35Right, you lot sit back down.
33:46Right, time for a break.
33:49And while we're away, I'm going to slip these underwear picks until I get a nosebleed.
34:03See you in the video!
34:06Welcome back to Out of Order.
34:25Now it's time for the final round of the show.
34:31Let's play Rosie that's the baby move!
34:37Woo!
34:42So both, Kitten and Deborah are playing the game along with Mitch and Kael.
34:53You can tell I have a huge pain threshold
35:00because I hang out with Nick.
35:05LAUGHTER
35:08But I want to find out which a Blitzlock
35:14can handle the pain.
35:17Catherine and Judy, what are your initial thoughts?
35:24I think that women have very high pain thresholds.
35:27I think that you three are bitches and you're going to lose.
35:30LAUGHTER
35:32Debra and Kitty, do you have children?
35:34I've got two. Oh, OK.
35:36Coming at the top.
35:38Deb, did you have these children vaginally?
35:43Yes, and nothing, no drugs, nothing.
35:46Here we go. They just came out.
35:48Oh, my God. You raw dog childbirth.
35:51LAUGHTER
35:53Kitten, what are your thoughts towards pain?
35:56Do you enjoy it a little bit? I see you have tattoos.
35:58Erm, I think I've got quite a good pain tolerance.
36:01I mean, I'm covered in tattoos and I get waxed regularly, so...
36:05Yeah. We can see.
36:07LAUGHTER
36:09You're not too much.
36:11LAUGHTER
36:13And, Kyle. Hello.
36:15How are you feeling about this task?
36:17I mean, I stepped on a plug once in 2020
36:19and pain hasn't hit the same since.
36:21OK. It hurts, right?
36:22I've stepped on a plug, yeah.
36:24It hurts? Yeah.
36:25Listen to them in a minute.
36:26Have you stepped on the other day?
36:28Oh, let me push out a baby's head out your arse.
36:30No.
36:31I know.
36:32LAUGHTER
36:33Yes.
36:34Yuval?
36:35Yes.
36:36Are you someone who likes a little bit of pain?
36:39You could say that. I am a gay man, you know, am I?
36:42LAUGHTER
36:44We're definitely in trouble.
36:45We've got size king, Tatoo Annie, and Mrs Iron Vagina.
36:50LAUGHTER
36:52APPLAUSE
36:54And yet the biggest fanny here is you.
36:59LAUGHTER
37:04Right. I'll see you ready.
37:07Katherine and Judy, pick up your boards
37:13and secretly predict the order.
37:18These five will come in.
37:22Just everybody writing my name first.
37:25LAUGHTER
37:27Are you done?
37:28Yes!
37:29OK, line-up.
37:32Please meet my massage.
37:36Flavor Pairs!
37:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:42These guys will be seeing which of you can handle pain the longest.
37:58But you can't show any reaction.
38:03Oh.
38:04And if you do, you're out of the game.
38:09Right, they are going to start on your back.
38:14Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
38:16Sorry.
38:17LAUGHTER
38:18Three, two, one, go!
38:23This is lovely.
38:25Are you all right?
38:27Nish, what's the matter?
38:34Feels very neutral.
38:36OK.
38:37Remember, you cannot react with your face.
38:43Kael, you all right there?
38:44Do not underestimate how competitive I can be.
38:51LAUGHTER
38:52I mean, Nish is already struggling.
38:57That's not a neutral face.
39:03What?
39:04Nish!
39:05Oh, Nish is out!
39:07Right, man.
39:08That's the playboy picks up the ante.
39:13Make it more painful.
39:16LAUGHTER
39:18LAUGHTER
39:20Are you having a lovely time?
39:24LAUGHTER
39:25You're a bit...
39:28You're a bit...
39:29Kael, are you all right there?
39:30You just...
39:31You look a little bit, erm...
39:32I've gone somewhere else.
39:33LAUGHTER
39:34More pain.
39:35MUSIC PLAYS
39:40Oh, the elbow.
39:44Love the elbow.
39:45LAUGHTER
39:46Yeah.
39:47LAUGHTER
39:48LAUGHTER
39:49APPLAUSE
39:50LAUGHTER
39:51APPLAUSE
39:52That means Nish and K.O. you're out!
40:02We've got a top three!
40:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:13Now, let's move on to the art.
40:18LAUGHTER
40:19It's been your filthiest one yet.
40:23You can tap out whenever.
40:27Are you ready?
40:29Three, two, one, go!
40:34You got this, guys.
40:36Remember, it's good for you.
40:38It's a release.
40:41You can tap out whenever.
40:43And I knew the ladies would be tough.
40:46Deborah, Deborah, does it hurt?
40:48Yeah.
40:49Yeah.
40:50Oh.
40:51Oh, wow.
40:52Even more pain.
40:53Kitty?
40:54Is your kitty okay?
40:55LAUGHTER
40:56Just about.
40:57You two men, Susie, get stuck in.
41:00Oh.
41:01Oh.
41:02It's like a Guantanamo Bay-themed spa.
41:03LAUGHTER
41:04Small bay.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06I don't...
41:07This is hard to watch.
41:08I'm going to tap now.
41:09Oh!
41:10Oh!
41:11Oh!
41:12Oh!
41:13Oh!
41:14Oh!
41:15Oh!
41:16Oh!
41:17Oh!
41:18Oh!
41:19Oh!
41:20Oh!
41:21Oh!
41:22Oh!
41:23Oh!
41:24Oh!
41:25Oh!
41:26Oh!
41:27Oh!
41:28Oh yourCong HASmas!
41:29Your
41:3890th quartet!
41:39And we see it!
41:40Oh!
41:41Yes!
41:42HiChair!
41:43HiÄ…!
41:44Christian!
41:45Debra!
41:46And J объbec!
41:52Thank you to the massage therapist!
41:55Kevin, let's see how you did.
41:56I got you.
41:57Goodbye!
41:58Judy, let's see if you did any better.
42:02Oh!
42:03Oh!
42:04Oh!
42:05Oh!
42:06Oh!
42:07Oh!
42:08Oh!
42:09Oh!
42:10Oh!
42:11Oh!
42:12Oh!
42:13Oh!
42:14Oh!
42:15Oh!
42:16Oh!
42:17Oh!
42:18Oh!
42:19Oh!
42:20Oh!
42:21Oh!
42:22Oh!
42:23Oh!
42:24Oh!
42:25I tried to have faith in my team leader and put him forth.
42:28LAUGHTER
42:29So that means...
42:32Catherine and Kael and it was women!
42:39CHEERING
42:41Thank you, thank you.
42:43Never win.
42:45Thank you, Lord.
42:47Slip that down!
42:50CHEERING
42:52Thank you for that and it's fun!
42:55CHEERING
42:57Someone who's doing that.
42:58Thank you, my incredible regulars!
43:02CHEERING
43:05CHEERING
43:06I am...
43:09...New...
43:10...and...
43:11...it's...
43:12...FINE!
43:13MUSIC
43:14MUSIC
43:15You got the...
43:16...you got the...
43:17...fine!
43:18Yeah!
43:48YEE-YEAH! YEEEAH! YEEEAH!
43:50YEEEAH! YEEEAH! YEEEAH!
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